was a parade or something. The Horrors walked us across Zombie Plaza. I saw shops, and food carts, and game booths. Other kids were having fun. Why couldn’t we? We came to the Haunted Theater. Above the entrance, the marquee read: MONDO THE MAGICAL. Were they taking us into a magic show? No. The Horrors guided us into a little shop at the side of the theater. The shop was called MONDO’S TRICKS AND TREATS. I guessed Mondo was selling his magic tricks there. The shelves were filled. I passed a display of boxes that read: A MONDO EXCLUSIVE! PULL A HAT OUT OF A RABBIT! No time to look at the store. The Horrors pushed us behind a curtain toward a little room in back. At the far wall, a steep staircase led straight down. Our shoes clattered on the metal stairs. No one spoke. The stairs led to another flight of stairs. And then another. I realized we were now three floors beneath the park. My throat suddenly felt dry. Despite the hot air down there, my hands were cold. This was way scary. What did they plan to do with us? Just lock us up and keep us down there? We stepped out into bright lights. A huge room with furry orange and green chairs and couches. Sunlight-yellow wallpaper with blue fish all over it. A big zebra-skin rug. A purple-and-white polka-dot table with big claws on the legs. A floor lamp with red and white stripes like a barber pole. So many colors, it was almost blinding down there! And all the furniture was totally weird looking and crazy. “Where are we?” I demanded. “Where have you taken us?” “You will be safe here,” Ned said. “Unless you get on the wrong side of The Keeper. Be careful with him. Do everything he tells you. He is called The Keeper, but there is one thing he can’t keep. He can’t keep his cool!” “You can’t do this!” Matt screamed. “Let us out — now!” “See you soon,” Ned said. The door slammed shut behind him.