Fauget News Volume 10, Issue 3 March 2003

BREAKING NEWS
ANIMALS FOUND WALKING ON THE STREETS OF VICTORIA

The incident
Animals were found running
around roads yesterday
afternoon after a zookeeper
fainted in front of an open
cage. The zookeeper
presumably consumed poison
and is now in the hospital
getting checked. Many people
that were driving were
shocked. There were severe What happened after
traffic delays along many roads Many people in the
because of this. There were
delays up to 30 minutes. We
incident were
could hear about what questioned after. Most
happened on the news last people gave replies
night. This had never happened
similar to shock and
before. An assistant zookeeper
was told to take over, confusion. Many people
were late to work and
their boss wouldn’t
believe in the story.

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