Professional Documents
Culture Documents
PDF Filthy Empire (The Untouchables #1) 1st Edition Callie Vincent All Chapter
PDF Filthy Empire (The Untouchables #1) 1st Edition Callie Vincent All Chapter
PDF Filthy Empire (The Untouchables #1) 1st Edition Callie Vincent All Chapter
https://textbookfull.com/product/her-filthy-professors-her-
filthy-harem-1-1st-edition-penelope-wylde/
https://textbookfull.com/product/her-filthy-mafia-men-her-filthy-
harem-2-1st-edition-penelope-wylde/
https://textbookfull.com/product/the-risk-1st-edition-rose-
callie/
https://textbookfull.com/product/sven-filthy-modern-vikings-1st-
edition-m-chashiree/
Rejected Mate (Feral Shifters #1) 1st Edition Callie
Rose
https://textbookfull.com/product/rejected-mate-feral-
shifters-1-1st-edition-callie-rose/
https://textbookfull.com/product/filthy-daddies-boxset-1-4-1st-
edition-lauren-wood/
https://textbookfull.com/product/broken-bond-claimed-by-
wolves-2-1st-edition-callie-rose/
https://textbookfull.com/product/riot-rules-crooked-
sinners-2-1st-edition-callie-hart-hart/
https://textbookfull.com/product/alpha-queen-claimed-by-
wolves-4-1st-edition-callie-rose/
Another random document with
no related content on Scribd:
You have in the earlier chapters of this Opus, gentle Reader, heard
much of the musical history of Doncaster; not indeed as it would
have been related by that thoroughly good, fine-ear'd, kind-hearted,
open-handed, happiest of musicians and men, Dr. Burney the first;
and yet I hope thou mayest have found something in this relation
which has been to thy pleasure in reading, and which, if it should be
little to thy profit in remembrance, will be nothing to thy hurt. From
music to dancing is an easy transition, but do not be afraid that I
shall take thee to a Ball,—for I would rather go to the Treading Mill
myself.
but she wearied them all; and they left her a maid for her pains.
Legiadria suos fervabat tanta per artus,
Ut quæcunque potest fieri saltatio per nos
Humanos, agili motu fiebat ab illâ.2
1 DRYDEN.
2 MACARONICA.
The Welsh have a saying that if a woman were as quick with her feet
as her tongue, she would catch lightning enough to kindle the fire in
the morning; it is a fanciful saying, as many of the Welsh sayings
are. But if Miss Maddox had been as quick with her tongue as her
feet, instead of dancing an hundred horsemen down, she might have
talked their hundred horses to death.
Why it was a greater feat than that of Kempe the actor, who in the
age of odd performance danced from London to Norwich. He was
nine days in dancing the journey and published an account of it
under the title of his “Nine Day's Wonder.”3 It could have been no
“light fantastic toe” that went through such work; but one fit for the
roughest game at football. At sight of the aweful foot to which it
belonged, Cupid would have fled with as much reason as the Dragon
of Wantley had for turning tail when Moor of Moor Hall with his
spiked shoe-armour pursued him. He would have fled before
marriage, for fear of being kicked out of the house after it. They must
have been feet that instead of gliding and swimming, and treading
the grass so trim, went as the old Comedy says lumperdee,
clumperdee.4
3 Webster's Westward Ho. Act. v. Sc. i.—Anno 1600.
The Northern Lass was in this respect no Cinderella. Nor would any
one, short of an Irish Giant have fallen in love with her slipper, as
Thevenard the singer did with that which he saw by accident at a
shoe-maker's, and enquiring for what enchanting person it was
made, and judging of this earthly Venus as the proportions of
Hercules have been estimated ex pede, sought her out, for love of
her foot, commenced his addresses to her, and obtained her hand in
marriage.
If the Stars had favoured her, they might have predestined her to
meet with such an accident as befel a young lady in the age of
minuets. She was led out in a large assembly by her partner, the
object of all eyes; and when the music began and the dance should
have began also, and he was in motion, she found herself unable to
move from the spot, she remained motionless for a few seconds, her
colour changed from rose to ruby, presently she seemed about to
faint, fell into the arms of those who ran to support her, and was
carried out of the room. The fit may have been real, for though
nothing ailed her, yet what had happened was enough to make any
young woman faint in such a place. It was something far more
embarrassing than the mishap against which Soame Jenyns
cautions the ladies when he says,
It was worse than this in the position in which she had placed herself
according to rule, for beginning the minuet, she was fastened not by
a spell, not by the influence of her malignant Stars, but by the hooks
and eyes of her garters. The Countess of Salisbury's misfortune was
as much less embarrassing as it was more celebrated.
CHAPTER CLXXXIX.
THE DOCTOR'S OPINION OF LATE HOURS. DANCING. FANATICAL OBJECTION
OF THE ALBIGENSES; INJURIOUS EFFECT OF THAT OPINION WHEN
TRANSMITTED TO THE FRENCH PROTESTANTS. SIR JOHN DAVIES AND
BURTON QUOTED TO SHOW THAT IT CAN BE NO DISPARAGEMENT TO SAY
THAT ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE, WHEN ALL THE SKY'S A BALL-ROOM.
2 SHAKESPEARE.
The reader need not be told that his objections were not puritanical,
but physical. The moralist who cautioned his friend to refrain from
dancing, because it was owing to a dance that John the Baptist lost
his head, talked, he said, like a fool. Nor would he have formed a
much more favourable opinion of the Missionary in South Africa, who
told the Hottentots that dancing is a work of darkness, and that a
fiddle is Satan's own instrument. At such an assertion he would have
exclaimed a fiddlestick!4—Why and how that word has become an
interjection of contempt, I must leave those to explain who can. The
Albigenses and the Vaudois are said to have believed that a dance is
the Devil's procession, in which they who dance break the promise
and vow which their sponsors made for them at their baptism that
they should renounce the Devil and all his works, the pomps and
vanities of this wicked world,—(not to proceed further,)—this being
one of his works, and undeniably one of the aforesaid vanities and
pomps. They break moreover all the ten commandments, according
to these fanatics; for fanatics they must be deemed who said this;
and the manner in which they attempted to prove the assertion by
exemplifying it through the decalogue, shows that the fermentation of
their minds was in the acetous stage.
4 The explanation following is given in Grose's Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar
Tongue. FIDDLESTICK'S END. Nothing: the ends of the ancient fiddlesticks ending in a
point: hence metaphorically used to express a thing terminating in nothing.
5 The Rector of a Parish once complained to Fenelon of the practice of the villagers in
dancing on Sunday evenings. “My good friend,” replied the prelate, “you and I should
not dance, but allowance must be made to the poor people, who have only one day in
the week to forget their misfortunes.”
6 SHAKESPEARE.
7 SHAKESPEARE.
then began to be
When the first seeds whereof the world did spring,
The fire, air, earth, and water did agree,
By Love's persuasion, Nature's mighty king,
To leave their first disordered combating;
And in a dance such measure to observe,
As all the world their motion should preserve.
* * * * *
This is lofty poetry, and one cannot but regret that the poet should
have put it in the mouth of so unworthy a person as one of
Penelope's suitors, though the best of them has been chosen. The
moral application which he makes to matrimony conveys a
wholesome lesson:
If they whom sacred love hath link'd in one,
Do, as they dance, in all their course of life;
Never shall burning grief, nor bitter moan,
Nor factious difference, nor unkind strife,
Arise betwixt the husband and the wife;
For whether forth, or back, or round he go,
As the man doth, so must the woman do.
8 It is remarkable that Sir John Davies should have written this Poem, which he
entitled the Orchestra, and that very remarkable and beautiful one on the Immortality
of the Soul.
This poem of Sir John Davies's could not have been unknown to
Burton, for Burton read every thing; but it must have escaped his
memory, otherwise he who delighted in quotations and quoted so
well, would have introduced some of his stanzas, when he himself
was treating of the same subject and illustrated it with some of the
same similitudes. “The Sun and Moon, some say,” (says he) “dance
about the earth; the three upper planets about the Sun as their
centre, now stationary, now direct, now retrograde, now in apogæo,
then in perigæo, now swift, then slow; occidental, oriental, they turn
round, jump and trace ♀ and ☿ about the Sun, with those thirty-three
Maculæ or Burbonian planets, circa Solem saltantes cytharedum,
saith Fromundus. Four Medicean stars dance about Jupiter, two
Austrian about Saturn, &c. and all belike to the music of the
spheres.”
Sir Thomas Browne had probably this passage in his mind, when he
said “acquaint thyself with the choragium of the stars.”
“The whole matter of the Universe and all the parts thereof,” says
Henry More, “are ever upon motion, and in such a dance as whose
traces backwards and forwards take a vast compass; and what
seems to have made the longest stand, must again move, according
to the modulations and accents of that Music, that is indeed out of
the hearing of the acutest ears, but yet perceptible by the purest
minds, and the sharpest wits. The truth whereof none would dare to
oppose, if the breath of the gainsayer could but tell its own story, and
declare through how many Stars and Vortices it has been strained,
before the particles thereof met, to be abused to the framing of so
rash a contradiction.”
CHAPTER CXC.
IL CORTEGIANO.
Another text also appeared to him decisive against dancing and its
inseparable concomitants; “woe unto them who chaunt unto the
sound of the viol, and invent unto themselves instruments of music,
as did David.” The original word which we translate chaunt, signifies
according to him, to quaver, to divide, to articulate, and may, he
says, as well be applied to the management of the feet, as to the
modulations of the voice. This interpretation is supported by the
Septuagint, and by the Arabic version; but suppose it be disputed, he
says, “yet this much will not be denied, that the text is pointedly
enough against that without which dancing cannot well be carried on,
I mean, instrumental music.” He might have read in Burton that
“nothing was so familiar in France as for citizens wives, and maids to
dance a round in the streets, and often too for want of better
instruments to make good music of their own voices and dance after
it.” Ben Jonson says truly “that measure is the soul of a dance, and
Tune the tickle-foot thereof,” but in case of need, the mouth can
supply its own music.
The principle upon which such reasoning rests is one against which
the Doctor expressed a strong opinion, whenever he heard it
introduced. Nothing, he thought, could be more unreasonable than
that the use of what is no ways hurtful or unlawful in itself, should be
prohibited because it was liable to abuse. If that principle be once
admitted, where is it to stop? There was a Persian tyrant, who
having committed some horrible atrocity in one of his fits of
drunkenness, ordered all the wine in his dominions to be spilt as
soon as he became sober, and was conscious of what he had done;
and in this he acted rightly, under a sense of duty as well as
remorse, for it was enjoining obedience to a law of his religion, and
enforcing it in a manner the most effectual. But a Christian
government which because drunkenness is a common sin shall
prohibit all spirituous liquors, would by so doing subject the far
greater and better part of the community to an unjust and hurtful
privation, thus punishing the sober, the inoffensive and the
industrious, for the sake of the idle, the worthless and the profligate.
CHAPTER CXCI.
A SERIOUS WORD IN SAD APOLOGY FOR ONE OF THE MANY FOOLISH WAYS
IN WHICH TIME IS MIS-SPENT.