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An’ if his wife she’d ask the crank
If he wouldn’t kinder try to yank
Hisself outdoors an’ git some wood
To make her kitchen fire good,
So she c’d bake her beans an’ pies,
He’d say, “I’ve gotter flosserfize.”
Finley Peter Dunne created the immortal Mr. Dooley about the
time of the Spanish War.
The Irish dialect is perfect, the humor most droll and the wit quiet
and clean-cut.
Among the best of the chapters is the one that burlesques the
proceedings that took place at a celebrated murder trial of the day.
ON EXPERT TESTIMONY
But R-E-M-O-R-S-E—
The water wagon is the place for me!
It is no time for mirth and laughter,
The cold, dark dawn of the Morning After!
THE FABLE OF THE CADDY WHO HURT HIS HEAD WHILE THINKING
One day a Caddy sat in the Long Grass near the Ninth Hole and
wondered if he had a Soul. His number was 27, and he almost had
forgotten his Real Name.
As he sat and Meditated, two Players passed him. They were
going the Long Round, and the Frenzy was upon them.
They followed the Gutta-Percha Balls with the intent swiftness of
trained Bird-Dogs, and each talked feverishly of Brassy Lies, and
getting past the Bunker, and Lofting to the Green, and Slicing into
the Bramble—each telling his own Game to the Ambient Air, and
ignoring what the other Fellow had to say.
As they did the St. Andrews Full Swing for eighty Yards apiece
and then Followed Through with the usual Explanations of how it
Happened, the Caddy looked at them and Reflected that they were
much inferior to his Father.
His Father was too Serious a Man to get out in Mardi Gras
Clothes and hammer a Ball from one Red flag to another.
His Father worked in a Lumber-Yard.
He was an Earnest Citizen, who seldom Smiled, and he knew all
about the Silver Question and how J. Pierpont Morgan done up a
Free People on the Bond Issue.
The Caddy wondered why it was that his Father, a really Great
Man, had to shove Lumber all day and could seldom get one Dollar
to rub against another, while these superficial Johnnies who played
Golf all the Time had Money to Throw at the Birds. The more he
Thought the more his Head ached.
Moral.—Don’t try to Account for Anything.
Now, when the bride saw him arrive, she shook her crimson locks,
And vowed to goodness gracious she would never wed an ox;
And with a vim deserving rather better social luck,
She eloped that day by daylight with a swarthy Indian “buck,”
With the presents in the pockets of her woollen wedding-dress;
And “Things ain’t mostly with me,” quoth Eliphalet, “I confess,”
No—no;
As things go,
No fair mind ’twould impress,
That Eliphalet Chapin’s wedding was an unalloyed success.
Moral
Now h’all good wood scow sailor man
Tak’ warning by dat storm,
An’ go an’ marry some nice French girl
An’ leev on one beeg farm.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt,
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt;
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance glanced in Casey’s eye, a sneer curled Casey’s lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there;
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped.
“That ain’t my style,” said Casey. “Strike one,” the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
“Kill him! kill the umpire!” shouted some one on the stand.
And it’s likely they’d have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Casey’s visage shone,
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the spheroid flew,
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said, “Strike two.”
“Fraud!” cried the maddened thousands, and the echo answered, “Fraud!”
But the scornful look from Casey, and the audience was awed;
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn’t let that ball go by again.
The sneer is gone from Casey’s lips, his teeth are clenched in hate,
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey’s blow.
DESOLATION
Somewhat back from the village street
Stands the old fashioned country seat.
Across its antique portico
Tall poplar trees their shadows throw.
And there throughout the livelong day,
Jemima plays the pi-a-na.
Do, re, mi,
Mi, re, do.
Her golden hair, her sun-struck face, her hard and reddened hands;
So, too, her feet, hefty, shambling.
I see them in the evening, when the sun empurples the horizon, and through the
darkening forest aisles are heard the sounds of myriad creatures of the night.
I see them climb the steep ascent in quest of water for their mother.
Oh, speaking of her, I could celebrate the old lady if I had time.
She is simply immense!
But what a marvel followed! From the pool at once there rose
A frog, the sphere of rubber balanced deftly on his nose.
He beheld her fright and frenzy
And, her panic to dispel,
On his knee by Miss Mackenzie
He obsequiously fell.
With quite as much decorum
As a speaker in a forum
He started in his history to tell.
THE MORAL
In one’s language one conservative should be;
Speech is silver and it never should be free!