Woody’s Pokémon Journeys

Depression Over a Lost Account!

(WARNING: This episode has some sexual content, curse

words, and an edgy turn on Faith.)

[Faith crying]

Brain: Faith, try to calm yourself.

Faith: No! No, I can’t! My life is over!

Pinky: Brain, what’s going on?

Brain: [to the viewers] Hello there, this is The Brain from
Pinky and the Brain coming to you live from Faith’s
bedroom. You may be wondering why Faith is crying.
Well, let me tell you a story of depression and living
through the pain.

(Song: The Challenge of Life)

“Rise if you're prepared for the challenge

(Rise to the challenge)
Rise if you're a champion at heart
(Rise to the challenge)

Take my hand, we'll train as one

And triumph together
(Rise to the challenge)
Nothing's gonna stand in our way

Stronger and stronger we'll

Rise to the challenge of
Life
Pokémon!”

(End of The Challenge of Life)

(The scene changes to show Woody’s Pikachu,

Oinkologne (Male), Pawmot (Male), Koraidon, Appletun,
Armarouge, Clodsire, and Skeledirge, alongside Woody
himself, jumping into the air, alongside Faith and
Meowscarada, Oinkologne (Male), Pawmo, Shelgon,
Togetic, Ceruledge, and her Typhlosion (Hisuian Form).
Geoff and Houndoom, alongside Finizen, Veluza,
Capsakid, Bramblin, Miraidon, Flamigo, Litleo, Foongus,
Tandermaus, Fuecoco, Oricorio (Pa’u Style), Nymble,
Grafaiai, Smeargle, Bellossom, Skunktank, Cetoddle,
Swirlix, Slurpuff, Musharna, Banscream, Iron Bundle,
Calyrex, Spectrier, Jynx, Gourgeist (Average Size),
Polteageist, Misdreavus (Aevian Form), Zapdos (Galarian
Form), Horsea, Seel, Jellicent, Snorunt, Snowlow,
Glimmet, Munchlax: {Delta Form}, Munkidori,
Fezandipiti, Okidogi, Ogerpon, and Noibat and Snowrong
also appear alongside Woody and Hydro, with Bullwinkle
and his Quaxwell, Oinkologne (Male), Greavard, and
Rabsca appearing alongside the trio, and as for Hazel, her
Kingler and Blastoise appeared.)

Woody: [reading the title] “Depression Over a Lost

Account!”

Narrator: Everything was going right for Faith Miller, an

energetic, adorable child-like Eevee. That was, until the
worst thing happened in her life: her PokéTube account!

(Faith woke up in herFlamigo-printed nightgown.)

Faith: What a beautiful day! I think I’ll go work on my

PokéTube videos.

(But when Faith opened up PokéTube, a message

appeared.)
Faith: [reads the message] “Dear Faith, we are here to
inform you at PokéTube that due to sexual content,
your PokéTube account has been repossessed. It will be
a hard time to live through the pain of an accountless
Pokémon Trainer, but this is for the best. Yours Truly,
The PokéTube Team.”

Faith: My PokéTube account has been banned?!

Mordecai: That’s terrible!

Pinky: What happened, Brain?

Brain: Faith’s PokéTube account has been deleted! Pinky,

are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but will Faith be okay now that
her PokéTube account has been deleted?

Brain: I hope so.

Faith: I’m never gonna be okay, Brain. I’ll just be a lost

soul, trying to find better ways to communicate online.
Leave me alone.
(Faith puts on a purple coat, pink gloves,and purple
earmuffs over her long ears.)

Brain: Where are you going, faith?

Faith: I’m going to the Polar Biome with Eevee and

Pidgey. Don’t find me.

[Biome door opens]

Pinky: [crying] This is sad! We’re never gonna find Faith!

(Downstairs…)

Arven: Mordecai, have you seen Faith?

Mordecai: She went to the Polar Biome to settle her

depression. PokéTube fired Faith from her job as a
PokéTuber due to sexual content.

Yakko: Dot, should the three of us find Faith?

Dot: I don’t think so. It’s too cold in the Polar Biome and
you know how Faith is dealing with cold weather.
Yakko: I guess not.

(Meanwhile, in the Polar Biome…)

Faith: What have I done? I knew I should’ve posted

inappropriate content on my channel. What do I do now?

Pidgey: Pidgey.

Faith: You’re saying I can post content on KlinkTok?

Pidgey: [says “yes”] Pidgey!

Faith: What’s the use, Pidgey? I’m just an acountless

Eevee.

Pidgey: Pidgey, Pidgey, Pidgey, Pidgey, Pidg. (But you’ve

done a lot of great things from the past 20 years.)

Faith: [coughs and sniffles the snot back up her nose]

What’s the use? I’ll just die from hypothermia in this
biome. Leave me be, Pidgey.

(A piano plays in the background.)

Faith: Maybe I’ll get through it all through some time.

(Song: Believe, originally sung by Hollywood Undead.

Sung by: Faith)

Faith: [singing] “I can't believe that when I breathe

There's something good inside of me
Just one good thing inside
So close to me, that memory
Of that one good thing inside of me
Just one good thing inside of me, yeah

If I ran out the backdoor, nobody would stop me

But where would I go?
'Cause I ain't ever had a real home
So what do I know?

So I could keep running, hide until they find me

But what would that do?
If they could only know what I knew
What would it prove?
I should've seen the writing on the wall
Instead, I'm left to fall
'Cause the longer I'm away
The more we stay the same
Looking back, would've thought I knew it all
Instead, I'm left to fall, did I throw it all away?

I can't believe that when I breathe

There's something good inside of me
Just one good thing inside
So close to me, that memory
Of that one good thing inside of me
Just one good thing inside of me, yeah.”

Pidgey: [rapping] “Don't you know, little boy, they'll lay

you to waste, man?
Little do they know every song has a lifespan
Never taken one, but I'm taking my last chance
To hold all we know and let go with both hands
So don't you know the clouds are made from concrete?
Right through the stone, can you hear my heartbeat?
Beats through my bones like the memory left me
Not for a second or a minute when I dream.

I wanna go home, like the home that I keep,

You can dig six or 66 feet.
We could live forever, still your misery missed me
Hold this song together with a bottle of whiskey
Look into the mirror at the lines that time drew
See them painted white and the eyes that shine through
My heart beats heavy in an open chest
And I wanna say goodbye, but there's nobody left.”

Faith: [resumes singing] “I can't believe that when I

breathe
There's something good inside of me
Just one good thing inside
So close to me, that memory
Of that one good thing inside of me
Just one good thing inside of me, yeah.”

Pidgey: [rapping] “I broke it all and I put it to test

Put your hand to mine and feel this emptiness
There's no beat in my chest 'cause there's nothing left
No, it ain't goodbye, it's a last caress
What's another dream? You can hardly sleep
Can you believe bad things only happen to me?
God knows one day you will finally see
That scars will heal but were meant to bleed

Did you realized I would lie for you?

Please, have my last breath, I would die for you
I know I'm no good, but my heart beats true
You know I'm gonna fight, though I might be scared to
lose
You took me in and I fucked it up again
An empty promise? No, I won't pretend
'Cause in the end, we need someone to solve 'em
Nobody can fix me if I'm part of the problem.”

Faith: [resumes singing one more time] “I can't believe

that when I breathe
There's something good inside of me
Just one good thing inside
So close to me, that memory
Of that one good thing inside of me
Just one good thing inside of me, yeah.”

(End of “Believe” by Hollywood Undead)

Faith: [crying] Mom’s right. I do chat with fake friends.

(Faith takes off her gloves and pulls out her pink Rotom
Phone. She tried going on PokéTube but the application
said, “Sorry, Faith. Still banned from PokéTube!”)

Faith: Why is everything up against me?! What’s next, a

group of more than five Sharpedo in the waters of the
Polar Biome?
(A group of five Sharpedo arrived in the Polar Biome’s
water.)

Faith: I thought Sharpedo lived in Hoenn and Alola.

Sharpedo #1: We live anywhere, even in icy cold oceans.

Sharpedo #2: Beat it, Greg. We saw the girl first.

Greg: Sorry.

Sharpedo #1: Sorry about Greg, little missy. He tends to

go a little overboard at times.

Faith: What do you want from me?!

Sharpedo #1: Every heard of the Imagine Dragons song,

Sharks? That song is about fake friends, especially the
ones on social media-themed websites!

(“Sharks” by Imagine Dragons beings to play)

Faith: Where’s that music coming from?

Sharpedos: We’re here to sing a song for you!

Greg: [singing] “Trouble
Blood is in the rocky waters
Hide away your sons and daughters
Eat you alive
Levels
Better put your head on swivels
Dancing with the very devil
Butter to knife

You think you're better than them

Better than them
You think they're really your friends
Really your friends
But when it comes to the end
To the end
You're just the same as them
Same as them (ha ha ha ha ha)
So let it go, let it go
That's the way that it goes
First you're in, then you're out
Everybody knows
You're hot, then you're cold
You're a light in the dark
Just you wait and you'll see
That you're swimmin' with sharks
He's comin' to get you
(Chick, chicka) woo, woo
He's comin' to get you, get
(Chicka) woo
Bubbles
Drownin', you're seein' doubles
Don't you let 'em see your struggles
Hiding your tears

Crisis
Take advantage off your niceness
Cut you up in even slices
Prey on your fears

You think you're better than them

Better than them (you think you're better)
You think they're really your friends
Really your friends (really)
But when it comes to the end
To the end (oh, no)
You're just the same as them
Same as them (ha ha ha ha ha)
So let it go, let it go
That's the way that it goes
First you're in, then you're out
Everybody knows (ooh)
You're hot, then you're cold
You're a light in the dark
Just you wait and you'll see
That you're swimmin' with sharks
he's comin' to get you
(Don't take it from me) woo, woo
(My blood is pumping) he's comin' to get you, get
(Don't take it from me)
(My blood is pumping) he's comin' to get you
(Don't take it from me) woo, woo
(My blood is pumping) he's comin' to get you, get
(Don't take it from me)”

Faith: [singing] “Every time my heart is beating, I can feel

the recipe
I wonder if my day is coming, blame it on the entropy
My blood is pumping, I can see the end is right in front of
me
Don't take it from me, I could be everything, everything
(Sharks)
Don't take it from me
My blood is pumping, my blood is pumping (sharks)
Don't take it from me, I could be everything, everything
So let it go, let it go
That's the way that it goes
First you're in, then you're out
Everybody knows
You're hot, then you're cold
You're a light in the dark
Just you wait and you'll see
That you're swimmin' with sharks
he's comin' to get you
(Don't take it from me) woo, woo
(My blood is pumping) he's comin' to get you, get
(Don't take it from me)
(My blood is pumping) he's comin' to get you
(Don't take it from me) woo, woo
(My blood is pumping) he's comin' to get you, get
(Don't take it from me)”

Faith: Whoa! That song explains everything.

Greg: You cool with you not having a PokéTube account,

Faith?

Faith: I’m good.

(“Who’s that Pokémon?” segment)

Faith: Who’s that Pokémon?!

(A silhouette shows a picture of a dinosaur-like
Pokémon.)

(The sihouette disappears, revealing it to be a Lapras.)

Faith: It’s… Lapras!

Lapras: Laaappp!

(End of “Who’s that Pokémon?” segment)

(Faith watches the water move through the Polar Biome,

her sadness still in her body. A Lapras swims and hugs
Faith.)

Lapras: Laaa.
Faith: Thanks.

(Lapras picked up Faith with its flippers.)

Faith: What are you? [pulls out her Rotom Phone]

[Faith’s Rotom Phone chimes]

Faith’s Rotom Phone: “Lapras, the Transport Pokémon. A
Water and Ice type. Lapras is a Pokémon who’s very kind
and smart, and has the ability to know what people and
Pokémon are saying. It has no trouble at all crossing icy
cold seas.”

Lapras: What’s wrong?

Faith: I’m sad because my PokéTube account got deleted.

My evil sister, Daruka sent a nasty video to my channel
and it got terminated.

Lapras: Just because your channel got deleted for

eternity doesn’t mean you have to be sad.

Faith: What do you mean?

Lapras: I’m saying that your life doesn’t have to involve

being on an online video site 24/7. You gotta show the
world how successful you are, not just by posting videos
of cute pictures and videos. Believe in yourself, Faith.
Just believe in yourself.
(Faith looks at her Rotom Phone. It shows her pictures of
Moose, Zee, Pinky, The Brain, and Woody and all of their
adventures back in Hoenn.)

Faith: Thanks, Lapras. Do you mind if I swam with you in

the sea?

Lapras: Sure. Did you bring your swimsuit?

Faith: Sure did!

(Faith pulls out her swimsuit. It was a swimsuit similar to

that of a Golduck. She puts on the Golduck-themed
swimsuit and gets on Lapras’s back.)

Lapras: Ready?

Faith: Ready!

(Using Lapras’s back like a slide, Faith slid on Lapras and

into the icy cold ocean.)

Faith: [giggles] This is fun!

(A montage shows Faith and Lapras having fun. Faith did

some laps around the sea, then she put on a purple swim
mask and snorkel and dove under the sea. Finally, the
duo was as happy as a Clamperl.)

Faith: You know, Lapras, you’re not such a bad Pokémon

after all.

Lapras: Think nothing of it, Trainer Faith.

(Faith gets out of the water and dries herself off with a
towel. She then hugs Lapras.)

Faith: Mordecai, Pinky, Brain!

Pinky: Narf! It’s good to have you back, Faith.

Brain: I agree with Pinky. We were incredibly worried

about you, Faith.

Brain: Are you feeling all right now?

Faith: Yes. After hearing about KlinkTok, I’ve decided to

be a KlinkTok viewer. It may not be the same as a
PokéTuber, but I’ve got the true PokéTubers: my friends.

Brain: Come on, let’s head home.

(The scene changes to show Faith’s bedroom at the
Blueberry Academy dorm.)

Sharon: You sure you’re going to be okay without a

PokéTube account, Faith?

Faith: I will. PokéTube is just a pathetic website used to

suck the souls out of people.

Sharon: [chuckles] I’m glad.

(Faith and Sharon share a hug from one another.)

Narrator: Even though Faith’s PokéTube account was

deleted, she was able to make a new friend by
understanding that people can’t be friends with fake
people. Stay tuned for more adventures in Paldea, as the
journey continues.

THE END!

Another fan-made episode finally complete!

(January 15th, 2024): I’m going to take a break from
writing Woody’s Pokémon Journeys episode until January
27th, 2024 so I’ll see you guys in 2 weeks.