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FEATURES
14 TOP SHELF: A DRINKING GUIDE
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Presenting the best booze in the world. And how to drink it.

50 FROM RUSSIA WITH CODE

When your credit card is hacked, it is not necessarily the result of
some vast Mafia-like organization infiltrating the system. It is more
likely one of thousands of rogue operators based in Russia where,
as Sarah A Topol shows us, hacking is easy, inexpensive and very
profitable.

68 DEPORTED WARRIORS
Hector Barrajas grew up in Compton, and served his nation
admirably in the 82nd Airborne Division. After a minor scrape with
the law, Barrajas found himself deported to Mexico, where he joined
a group of forlorn veterans. Luis Alberto Urrea and Erin Siegal report
from Tijuana on a puzzling situation.

104 THE NOIZE ON THE BUS REGULARS

We sent America’s preeminent postmodern novelist, Mark Leyner, 12 AUDIENCE CONNECTION
on a classic celebrity hunt with the pros from TMZ. The results are
bizarre and hilarious. 36 INTERVIEW: MR NOBODY

112 THE BUNNY YEARS 64 20Q: JONATHAN KAPLAN, RUGBY REFEREE

Almost fifty-five years ago Hugh Hefner created a brick-and-mortar
version of his magazine by launching the PLAYBOY Clubs. In so 90 PLAYBOY PARTY JOKES
doing, he changed the world. Neal Gabler explains.
154 FICTION: EXTREME PART II BY DON WINSLOW
176 DON’T CALL IT MOMMY PORN 174 THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
Women have been reading, and writing, erotica long before the
media firestorm around the enormous popularity of Fifty Shades of 180 FORUM MEN: STOP PICKING ON VEGETARIANS
Grey . Shanti Maharaj asks: What does the term “mommy porn” really
mean? What are women who read erotica looking for? 183 FORUM WOMEN: WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE

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Birth Date: December 18, 1986
Birthplace: Kansas, USA

What are your professional ambitions: I want to be a

successful business woman, and I am thinking of working in real
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value morals, intelligence, consistency, dependability, a
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feelings of others, laziness.

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Gloria Allred, Russell James, among others.

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My iPhone (with signal and internet), sunshine and a
totally intoxicating vision for my life and a clear path to bring
it about. FAVORITE QUOTE:
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with someone who interests me. use words, listen.” – Rumi
Get me a plane ticket to: Bali, Indonesia.

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happening in this moment and choosing to not be anxious about a future we can't dictate or regretful about a past we can't change.

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Height: 5’6’’ Weight: 105lbs when I’m older – nudity is beautiful!
Eye color: Green
Birth Date: 6 February 1989
Birthplace: Budapest, Hungary

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I’d like to open a boutique and possibly a restaurant
as well.

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well as a good sense of humor.

Turn-offs: jealousy.

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night on an island together.

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to exhibitions.

Favorite food: Seafood.

Favorite book: Anything by Paul Coelho.

Favorite city? Venice.

Happiness is: Spending time with friends.

I’m not embarrassed to say: One of my fantasies is finding my boyfriend with another girl… and then joining in.

Posing for PLAYBOY was: The next step up. I’ll be proud of these pictures when I’m older – nudity is beautiful!
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