English Class Lesson at Cafeteria Parody

Mr Kahfi Monologue : “One time during English class. When the joyful and
shameless students are about to eat lunch. And one by one, they began
ordering food.”

Take 1
Pandi : Action!!

Riki : Hello, I'd like to order one fried rice and one orange ice. Please!

Mrs Irma : Okay. Is Fried Rice Spicy, or Not?

Riki : Not Spicy

Mrs Irma : You are wrong... The Fried Rice is spicy.

Riki : This is not a quiz! Huufftttt!!!

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “Do you prefer your fried rice spicy or not?”

Take 2
Pandi : Action!!

Mr. Andri : Hello, I'd like to order Chicken Satay and Bottled Tea. Please!

Mr Andy : Okay. The total cost is IDR 73,500.

Mr. Andri : Can I pay using Flash?

Mr Andy : Of course

Mr. Andri : ( Ambil Handphone ke camera nyalakan Flash Nya ke arah kasir Nya )

Mr. Andy : Flash Card Mister, Flash Card!! Not Flash Light!! (Sambil Memandang sinis)

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “Can I pay using Flash Card Payment?”
Take 3
Pandi : Action!!

Mr Freedom : Hello. I want to order, may I take the menu? Please!

Mr Saipul : Of course

Mr Freedom : ( Mengambil menu masukan ke tas lalu pergi )

Mr Saipul : ( Ekspresi Tidak Bisa Berkata Kata ) Hei Hei Heiii Heii, Give Me Back the Menu !!
Heiii !!!

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “Hello, I'd like to order,` can I look at the
menu?”

Take 4
Pandi : Action!!

Mr Toni : Excuse me. I want to order Mie Goreng and Iced Coffee. Please!

Mr Heri : Okey . Do You want eat here or take away?

Mr Toni : I will eat here

Mr Heri : OKey. This is your Mie Goreng and Iced Coffee.

Mr Toni : Thank you so much. (sambil Naik dan duduk di meja kasir sambil makan mie
goreng)

Mr Heri : Hei hei heii ( Menyilangkan tangan dan memandang sinis)

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “Do you want Dine -In or Take Away?”
Take 5
Pandi : Action!!

Okky : Hello. I'd like to order Gado-Gado and Sweet Iced tea. Please!

Mr Rudi : OK. Total price: Rp. 27,500.

Okky : Okay, here's the money ( Sambil Memberi Uang Lembar 100.000 Rupiah )

Mr Rudi : Sorry, the money is smaller. ( Sambil Mengembalikan Uang ke si pembeli )

Okky : (Lalu Mengambil uang 100 yang tadi, melempitnya menjadi kecil dan memberikan ke kasir
kembali)

Mr Rudi : No No, That's Not the Concept!!! (Memandang sinis)

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung;

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “Do you have change?”

Take 6
Pandi : Action!!

Mr Rum : Hello, I ordered grilled chicken and ice milk.Please!

Azis : OK, the total is IDR 64,500

Mr Rum : What are the payment methods available here?

Azis : You can pay with cash, debit, or Q Ris.

Mr Rum : Okay, I will pay with Q Ris. (Sambil mengeluarkan KERIS dari belakang punggung)

Azis : QRIS!!! Not KERIS!!! QRISS!! (Sambil Ngomel)

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “You can use cash money, a debit card, a Visa,
or an online payment system like Q Ris.”
Take 7
Pandi : Action!!

Mr Erwin : Can I get Chicken Noodles and Orange Juice? Please!

Mr Yana) : OK, the total is 55,000 Rupiah, but sorry, our staff is busy because our orders are
currently full.

Mr Erwin : Oke Just Relax

Mr Yana : (Memandang Pembeli Sebentar lalu duduk sambil kipasan dan main handphone)

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is “No problem I will wait for it”

Take 8
Pandi : Action!!

Kahfi : Hello, I'd like to order one fried rice and one sweet iced tea. Please!

Mrs Herna : Okay. Is Fried Rice Spicy, or Not?

Kahfi : I dont know? . Why are you asking about the flavor I have not tried it yet!

Mrs Herna : (Ekspresi Tidak Bisa Berkata Kata) HEMMMMM Bule Gemblung

Pandi : Cut!!

Pandi sambil membawa kertas berdiri di tengah panggung

Pandi : The correct words for the buyer to say is. “I want spicy fried rice. Or I prefer not-spicy
fried rice..”

Maz Pai:

That is the appearance of the Tangcity English Class. Sorry if there are many mistakes.
Hopefully, this is useful, and always to stay excited about learning. Thank you so much.