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Harshvardhan's Murder?
ii.
@ Harshvardhan Vilial
iii.
Paranoia. Confusion.
FADE IN:
Charu is walkin’ down the street. But for some reason she
slows her steps down a little. She turns around slowly to see
if someone is behind her or not. She sees nothin’ except wind
whirlin’ & leaves makin’ sinister noises.. cars parked near
the street. She once again starts walkin’. She walks a little
but we see that her face is anxious. She stops a little. She
then turns around slowly. Her face is pale & cold. She
swallows a lump. But still there is no one on the street
except her. Charu takes a deep breathe & turns around again.
Charu starts walkin’ again. As she is walkin’ .. we see a tip
of a gun ( silencer ) appearin’ from the dark. It’s aimin’
her from the behind. Charu is still walkin’ unaware of the
sinister turn that this night mite take. We again see the
gun’s tip from the dark.. the person aimin’ at her is makin’
sure he/she gets her for good. Charu is just walkin’ slowly.
PEWWW - PEWWW !
Charu falls face down to the ground. We then see blood comin’
outta her head .. Real slow. SHIV - THE HITMAN - In a crisp
formal attire - emerges out from the dark & looks at charu
from a far. Shiv then looks around real quick. Shiv then
turns around. Shiv starts walkin’ down the street quietly
with a calm demeanor.
2.
Shiv puts the silencer gun in his office bag real quick.
Meanwhile, Charu is dyin’. Charu twiches a little. Charu is
starin’ at her purse whilst is lyin’ flat on the ground.
Charu’s eyes start to lose thier luster. Charu dies. Street
is as quite as a church. We then hear a cracklin’ sound outta
nowhere. Clouds are roarin’ but not rainin’.
FADE TO BLACK.
FADE IN:
Meet V & Harsh. Two good lookin’ & lean fellas in their early
30’s .. Dressed like every other newspaper reporters in the
town. Formal & clean. Harsh & V are readin’ two different
newspaper. V is leanin’ his head on harsh’s shoulder whilst
readin’ his newspaper. V turns the page & skims thru it.
Harsh is focused on his newspaper. Harsh nudges V.
HARSH
Yeh dekh raha hai tu.
V
Charu Gupta ... Ladki koh aadhi
raat ko udaa diya. Purse aur
earings missin’ hai. Chori ka case.
HARSH
Gupta ? Gupta ? Yeh wahi ladki
haina jiska husband car accident
meh ludak gaya tha thode mahino
pehle ... Abb yeh bhi chal bassi.
Ajeeb hai.
3.
V
Kamine.. Thoda rehem kar sale.. Kal
soya nai dhang seh meh.
HARSH
Cocaine ek stimulant hai... V. Nind
kese aayegi tujhe agar tere raggoh
meh stimulant daur raha hoga toh...
Science 101.
V
Chila chila keh bol.. Kya pata
shayad police sunn le aur mujhe
andar dal deh.
Harsh takes out his notepad & looks at the task list.
HARSH
Aderall use kar.. Same buzz minus
the side effects.
(beat)
By the ways... aaj ka program kya
hai ? Kyaaaa karna hai aaj ?
V takes a puff outta his cigarette. Harsh puts the note pad
down. Harsh massages his neck a little whilst rotatin’ it a
little.
V
Pata nai... mujhe kuch pina
padega... Coffee.. Redbull.
Harsh gets on his feet. V also gets on his feet. Both of them
are standin’ & lookin’ around. V rests his head on his
harsh’s shoulder & closes his eyes. Harsh brushes him off. V
rubs his one eye.
V (CONT’D)
Sona hai bhai. Bass thoda.
4.
HARSH
Toh kya mere peh soyega tu abb..
Vinciguerra Times hai yeh.. Tere
baap ki motel nai.
V
Kya karta hai tu ? Shirt ko ashtray
bana rakha hai tune. Dhyan rakha
karr.
HARSH
(sarcastic)
Cigarette keh sath sote hue apni
shirt jala di ho jis maha purush
neh voh abb dusro koh lecture dege
ki kese apne shirt ka khyaal
rakhien. Vaah Vaah !
V
(smilin’)
Voh sirf ek baar hua tha.. Kamine.
Harsh & V smile at each other. Harsh shakes his head a little
head.
HARSH
Challllehh abbb !
V
Mujhe aaj dus bara coffee pini
padegi.. Varna sojauga meh saachi
bata raha hu.
HARSH
(sarcastic)
Aur phir duss bara gante aap
washroom meh nuclear baam gole
fodoge.
5.
V snaps harsh’s ears with his fingers. Harsh brushes him off.
HARSH (CONT’D)
Harrasament aur battery keh charge
meh andar kar duga tujhe.
V
(smilin’)
Paapi hai tu..
HARSH
Aur unn papo ka karz roz adaa karta
hu meh.
Harsh & V start walkin’ back towards the coffee corner. It’s
still pretty far. All of a sudden V stops as he notices this
new beautiful woman - EARLY 20’S - SUHANA - on the table near
him. Suhana is typin’ somethin’ on her computer whilst
drinkin’ her glass of water. Suhana then looks at bunch of
papers on her keyboard & starts circlin’ on them with her
pencil.
V
Harsh voh kon hai ?
HARSH
I know her.. Meri dost ki behen
hai.
V
Dost ?
HARSH
Technically woh dost ladki hai ..
Female dost hai meri.
V gives harsh a puzzled look like “What the heck are you
talkin’ about?”. V then turns towards suhana. V is starin’ at
suhana. Harsh looks at v starin’ at her. Harsh then looks at
suhana & chuckles.
6.
V
Khubsurat lagti hai.. shaant ..
Masoom. Intro karwana harsh mera !
HARSH
Hatt ! Mandap khol ke rakha hai
tere liye mene yaha ? Aur vese bhi
high maintenance lagti hai...
V
Milne toh wali nai. 100% iska koi
gadha boyfreind hoga.
HARSH
22 ki hai bhai .. 10-20 ladke gum
rahe hoge iske aage piche.
V
Kya ? 22 ki hai ! Tab toh cancel
rakho. Buddhi kam hoti hai in 20
somethin’ ladkiyo meh.
HARSH
Tere liye toh phir 100 saal ki
buddhi dundhe geh...
Usme buddhi bhari padi hogi...
Aristotle ki aulad !
HARSH (CONT’D)
Chal varna yahi pura din nikkal
jayega.. Isseh dekhte dekhte.
V
Iski ankhien toh thikh hai ? Hummeh
rondh kar chali jati agar side nai
dete isko toh.
7.
HARSH
(smitten)
Kya lagti hai yeh yaar ! Zeherrr.
V
Bratashree voh lady hitler ka
shakshat swaroop hai.. Tujhe kaccha
chabba jayegi.
HARSH
(smilin’)
Toh phir chabbane deh.
V
Oh.. Romero. Baad meh. Abb mundi
sidhi karr.
HARSH
Dekne dena .. Tujhe kya jalan hoti
hai.
V
Pichle hafte seh hum dono ka dhyan
nayi stories parr kamm aur inn
larkiyo parr zyada ja raha hai. Yeh
boss pata nai .. Itni sari ladkiyo
koh kyon hire kar raha hai... sara
dhyan idhar udhar ho jata hai.
Harsh & v finally arrive near the coffee & vending machine
area. They see the new ladies around the coffee machine. They
are chuggin’ up all the coffee whilst smilin’ & talkin’ to
each other. V looks terrified.
8.
V (CONT’D)
Yeh kya .. sabb meri coffee khatam
kar rahi hai. Harsh kuch kar yar
tu.
HARSH
(sarcastic)
Karta hu.. Jake chila ta hu unke
kaan meh, ki yaha sirf mera dost
refill kar sakta hai aur koi nai.
Uska reserved kota hai, tum log
yaha seh daffa ho jao.
Harsh & V are observin’ these new ladies who are drinkin’ &
refillin’ thier coffee cups like hell. V looks little shaken.
HARSH (CONT’D)
Ro matt.. Office keh bahar bhi
coffee milti hai.
V
Ha parr .. Voh coffee alag hoti
hai.. Iss meh jo maza aata hai..
Voh usme nai aata. Office ki coffee
ka swaad hi kuch aur hota hai. Aur
yeh chudail.. Sarri coffee khatam
kar rahi hai.
HARSH
Chal veere.. khali kar de tu.. Ek
bhi bund matt chorna. Pura insaaf
milna chahiye cofee koh.
Harsh & V take couple of cups off the coffee machine. Both of
them fill it up with coffee. Both of them then light up &
start smokin’. Harsh turns & looks at aarti who is sittin’ on
her desk & workin’ on her computer. V turns & looks at harsh.
Harsh is starin’ at aarti from a far.
V
Kabb puchne vala hai tu usse lunch
keh liye ?
HARSH
Pagal hai bai kya tu?
V
Kyon? Tujhe pasand nai hai kya voh?
Hmmm ?
Harsh takes a sip outta his coffee cup whilst turnin’ towards
aarti.
HARSH
Pasand toh duniya ki sari ladkiya
hai mujhe uss hisab seh.
V chuckles.
HARSH (CONT’D)
Aur vese bhi aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka
koi bharosa nai. Abhi huss rahi
hai... Doh minute baad surpankha
ban gayi toh? Nai bhai. Koi chance
nai le sakta meh.
V takes a long puff outta his cigarette & blows it out via
his nose. Harsh takes a sip outta his coffee cup again. V
looks at harsh.
V
Saari ladkiya khoonkar daatoh vaali
nai hoti .. Tu kuch zyada hi darr
raha hai.
HARSH
Last week ka case.. Jassinder singh
killed her husband. Vajah ? Kharate
nai pasand the usse. Never.. Meh
sirf dekh kar hi khush hu. Durr seh
dhup sekuga. Kyonki agar nazdik
gaya inke.. toh jala kar rakh
kardegi yeh aurtien mujhe.
SUHANA
I hope ki boss lobby meh smokin’
ban kar deh. Hookah bar bana rakha
hai tum logo neh iss jagah koh.
Harsh gives her a blank look. Harsh & V then turn around.
Both of them start walkin’ outta the canteen area.
V
(smilin’)
Abb cigarette bhi gai hamari.
HARSH
Dukhi insaan koh aur kitna dukhi
karege yeh log yaar.
V
Chinta matt kar tu.. Agar yeh
smokin’ ban bhi karte hai toh bhi
koi nai rok payega hummeh... Hum
koi e cigarette utha lege. Dekhte
hai kon ban karta hai voh.
Harsh & V walk in. RAMMI - Sleek debonair. Mid 40’. Rammi is
busy fiddlin’ thru the various papers & notes. Rammi is also
handlin’ a phone. His table is filled with files & notes.
Rammi then punches couple of key strokes on his computer. His
office commands respect. Rammi isn’t your average joe sorta
boss. Harsh & V are still waitin’ for a chance to talk. Harsh
& V are just standin’ in front of his desk.
RAMMI
(on the phone)
Re-election - fake promises - money
wins. The usual.
V
Sir.. Meh karmani keh naye campaign
peh piece karne ki soch raha hu.
RAMMI
Don't go over the top. Good
sources. Keep it clean.
V nods.
HARSH
Sir.. abhi haali meh jo murder hua
tha uspe piece karne ki soch raha
hu meh.
HARSH (CONT’D)
Joh ladki kal mari gai thi.. Charu
gupta.
Rammi stops fidgetin’ with his papers & looks at harsh & v.
RAMMI
It’s already done.. Case closed.
Silver earrings aur purse gayab
tha. Local chor ka kaam tha.
Nothin’ major.
HARSH
Sir.. Uska husband aath mahino
pehle car accident meh mara gaya
tha.. Aurr abb uski biwi bhi ese..
Could be somthing .. Don’t you
think so ?
Rammi rubs his one eye with his hand. Rammi looks at harsh.
RAMMI
Tumhare sivaay koi iske bare meh
soch nahi raha .. Ya toh tum genius
ho ya toh tum...
12.
HARSH
Sir.. But
RAMMI
Pichli baar kya hua tha pata haina
tumeh ? Humme tumhari bahduri ki
wajah seh retraction print karna
pada tha. Tum lucky ho ki tumhare
pass abhi bhi yeh job hai...
HARSH
Sir.. You’re right.. Meh Veer koh
karmani keh re-election campaign
wale peice parr assist karuga.
RAMMI
Good.. Now get out.
Harsh & V leave the office whilst shuttin’ the door behind.
Harsh is lookin’ little off. Harsh seems affected by the
rammi’s shit behavior towards him. Harsh & V head for their
desk. V settles & sits on harsh’s desk. Harsh settles down on
the chair. Harsh starts to play minesweeper on his computer
instead of workin’. V grabs a harsh’s notepad & starts
sketchin’ something on it.
V
Uss khadoos ki baat dil parr matt
le.
HARSH
Mare kutta. Hamesha neutral
articles likwata hai. Toh phir
hamari kya zarurat hai.. Khud hi
type karde. Good source ! Good this
.. Good that. Badd.. Badd.. Badd.
V
Chorna... vese bhi kya karta tu uss
case meh ? Chori karne aaya tha..
(MORE)
13.
V (CONT'D)
Hatha aafai hui aur thokh diya
usseh usne. Sekdo cases hote hai
aese roz.
HARSH
Pata nai yeh gadhe game banate kyon
hai esi.. agar jitne nai dene wale
players koh ek bhi baar toh phir
kya faida ?
V
Dekh mene kya banaya.
V (CONT’D)
11 baje hai.. Kuch kha kar aate
hai. Tera mood bhi fresh hojayega.
Challl !
Harsh & V are sittin’ next to each other. There are bunch of
other customers sittin’ outside the pitsateria ( different
tables ) talkin’ & chattin’ whilst havin’ a pizza. V is
havin’ a pizza .. whilst harsh is just starin’ at his pizza.
Harsh keeps starin’ blankly at his pizza box. Harsh’s face
has this “Something is fishy” look.
HARSH
Ladki dakhe wali thi ..
There are few women sittin’ near Harsh & V’s table. Those
women turn thier gaze towards Harsh & V. Harsh gives a zero
fucks about it. Harsh is still in his train of thoughts. V
looks little embarrassed & smiles at those women .. sort of a
damage control. V then looks at harsh.
V
Kya subah seh ladki ladki laga
rakha hai tune. Chorna yeh sabb.
HARSH
Tune woh article padha tha dhyan
seh ? Usme likha tha ki lassh ko
doh bajje discover kiya tha ek
buddhi neh.
V
Umm...
HARSH
Koi aawaz nai aayi hogi kya ?
Matlab..
HARSH (CONT’D)
Ek ladki.. raat koh kisi galli meh
ludak jati hai aur koi aawaz tak
nai sunta. Koi pip bhi nai hoti.
Phir voh buddhi aurat 2 baje
cigarette pine jati hai uske garr
keh blacony meh.. Aur voila... voh
uski lash paddi dekti hai street
par. Silencer leke gumta tha yeh
chor kya ? Matlab kuch missin’ hai
.. Kuch gale nai beth raha.
V
Yeh koi wild theory ho sakti hai ..
Koi facts nai hai isme. Sirf broad
assumptions aur kuch nai.
HARSH
Uska husband car accident meh mara
gaya tha kuch mahino pehle. Aur abb
yeh. One two. One two.
V
Could be a coincidence !
(beat)
Ok, chal thikh hai. Aise hi game
khelne ke liye.. Tujhe lag raha hai
ki yeh vai log hai jinhone uske
patti ko udaya tha.
15.
HARSH
Pata nai..
V stares at harsh.
V
Ok.. Toh phir innhone in dono koh
sath meh kyon nai uddaa diya.. Cost
efficient aur easy rehta.
Jaan buch keh khudke liye itni
difficulties kyon create karege.
Doh alag alag windows use karke.
Aur harsh come on.. Yeh dono normal
workin’ class log the... yeh sirf
coincidence ho sakta hai.. Ek
bada...... Coincidence.
HARSH
Normal log.. Normal jobs.. Aur side
meh mr & mrs. Smith.
V
(smilin’)
Tu .. Cipher times kumm padha kar.
Kuch zyada hi paranoid hogaya hai
tu aajkal ? Kalko tu sarr par
aluminium foil pehen keh gumega.
Chill karr.
HARSH
Chorr... Bhukh laggi hai..
Harsh looks at his pitsa. Harsh takes pitsa slice outta the
box. Harsh has pitsa in his right hand. Harsh is about to
take a bite outta his pizza & sees tomatoes in it. Harsh’s
face turns red. Harsh smashes the pitsa back in his pitsa
box. V is like “WOAAHH DUDE !”
HARSH (CONT’D)
(annoyed)
Namuno seh aek kam nai hota dhang
seh.. Bhadve.. Tamtar dalne ko mana
karr rakha hai inko par phir bhi
nai.. pura mood off kar diya.
16.
V
Oye.. Bolna kuch. Aise hi apne meh
matt gussa reh.
Harsh stops walkin’. Harsh then looks up to the sky & keeps
starin’ at it. V also looks up & stares at the sky. V then
looks at harsh.
V (CONT’D)
Voh maddad nai karega.. Kisi ki nai
karta voh.
V (CONT’D)
Ho kya gaya hai tujhe ? Pata hai
tujhe ki iss sheher meh kitne log
marte hai roz ? Sekdo log marte hai
roz yaha... Sekdo. Aur tu iss ek
ladki keh uparr deewana ho gaya
hai. Simple chori ka matter tha ..
Escalate hua aur chize idhar ki
udhar hogai.
Harsh & V are gettin’ closer to the car. Harsh has this odd
look on his face - eyebrows all puckered. Harsh is still
thinkin’ about the murder case.
V (CONT’D)
Kya hua abb ?
HARSH
Mujhe... kuch gale nai beth raha.
Chor ese area meh kya kar raha
hoga? Posh area toh hai nai yeh..
Toh phir.. Kuch odd hai ismeh.
17.
V
Konsa ? Kya ajeeb logic laga raha
hai tu.
Harsh looks at V.
HARSH
Phir bhi.. Ek baar jakar dekhna
chahiye hummeh udhar. Kya pata kuh
intrestin’ cheez dikhe.
V
Nai ! Bookstore meh jana hai aaj ..
Bhool gaya kya tu ?
Harsh rolls his eyes. V reachs near the car & grabs the door
open. Harsh looks at V from the other end of the car whilst
grabbin’ his door open.
HARSH
Thikh hai.. Bookstore keh baad
jayege. Mujhe chain nahi bethega
jab tak meh voh crime scene dekh na
lu.
V
Karmini par article karna hai aaj.
Yeh sabb keh chakkar meh main kaam
chala jayega.
HARSH
Tel lene jaye.. Raat koh likh
dalege. Konse teer marne hai ussmeh
vese bhi.
V nods. Harsh & V hop in to the car & close thier respective
door.
HARSH
Bookstore seh sidha uss buddhi
aurat keh waha jayege. Usne sabse
pehle dead body koh dekha tha.
V
Treasure hunt khel rahe hai humm
dono yaha par kya ? Kuch nai
milega.. Pagalo ki tarah idhar
udhar logo seh baat karni padegi..
Aur end meh.. Case closed. Vahi peh
aatapke gein jaha seh shuru kiya
tha humne. Koi faida nai meh bata
raha hu tujhe.
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Agar kuch nai hua toh mitti daal
dege iss case par. Parr ek bari
dekhne meh kya dikkat hai tujhe.
V
Thikh hai brahtashree. Parr voh
aurat 85 ki hai.
HARSH
Kyon .. Tujhe shadi karni hai
usse.. Nai na toh bass.
We now see the car rollin’ down on the street. Harsh & V are
smokin’.
V
Toh yeh sun tu. Meh yeh ek mystery
novel padh raha tha.
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Tu padhta bhi hai ? Good.
V
Uske andar 10 ladkiyo keh murder
hote hai. Harr sunday koh koi
different ladki. Police koh na kisi
ki fingerprints na hi koi nishaan
milte hain crime scene peh. Soch
usne kese kiya hoga yeh sabb bina
koi clues chore.
HARSH
Gloves kaam karte hai iska matlab.
Usne bleach use kiya hoga maybe.
V looks at harsh whilst smilin’ a bit & then turns his head
to the front.
V
Tu sunna... Sarre victims keh upar
bullet wounds the.. Parr dead
bodies meh seh ek bhi bullet nai
mili unhe.
HARSH
Bullets nikal deta hoga unko marne
ke baad. Schizophrenic serial
killer.. Darr hoga usseh ki kai
bullet keh thru police koh koi clue
na miljae.
V smiles a little.
V
Voh bullets use hi nai karta tha!
V (CONT’D)
Voh ice koh bullets ka mold dekar
use karta tha. Jabb police aati thi
toh unhe ganta bhi nai milta tha.
HARSH
Toh phir.. Last meh killer koh kese
pakda in gadho ne.
V
Killer nai killers ?
20.
HARSH
Kya ? Matlab kese possible hai yeh
? Ek hi pattern seh.. Samaj nai aa
raha mujhe yeh.
V looks at harsh a little & then fixes his gaze back on the
road.
V
10 Killer’s koh dass alag alag
target diye the. Same method bass
10 alag alag log. Unhone bleach
istamal kiya tha. CCTV keh liye LED
GOGGLES. Fake rubber masks. FALSE
DNA !
HARSH
Kafi tilchasv novel hai. Mujhe
padhni padegi. Parr motive kya tha
unhe marne kah ?
V
Jiss ne yeh novel likhi hai voh
bahut bada kamina hai meh bata raha
hu.. Woh 10 alag alag logo koh
istemaal karke 10 ladkiyo koh ludka
deta hai. Police wale gadho koh koi
pattern nai dikti last takk.
Thriller.
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Parr kuch toh hoga na ? Aese hi
pure end takk bas suspence aur kuch
nai ? Kuch toh motive hoga.
V
Dusso ki duss ladkiya govt. workers
thi.
HARSH
Iska matlab government neh hi
thukwa diya tha innko.
21.
V
Pese vassol hogaye novel keh.
HARSH
Maut aur pyar kabhi bhi dastak deh
sakte hai. You never know.
V smiles.
V
(smilin’)
Pyar ka toh pata nai parr maut keh
chances zyada hai humari zindagi
meh.
Harsh smirks.
V (CONT’D)
(beat)
Kesa lagta hoga ?
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Kya ?
V
Kitabo meh kisi koh bhi maar sakte
ho.. par hakikat meh kisi ki jaan
lena. Kisi ka gala daba kar usski
sansien rokana. Pata nai kese karte
hoge yeh log.
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
(scarcastic)
Mene abhi tak kiya nai parr hamare
boss ka karne ki soch raha hu.
Tujhe baad meh report bhejuga
experience keh bare meh.
V
(smilin’)
Meh bhi join karuga tujhe. Time aur
jagah bol deh bass.
V pulls the car over. V turns off the igntion. We now see
Harsh & V gettin’ outta the car. Harsh & V start headin’ for
the bookstore. Harsh tosses his cigarette away whilst
walkin’.
HARSH
Soch 60’s meh airplane meh
cigarette pini allowed thi.
Airplane meh soch... aur aaj ek
jagah parr chen seh nai pi sakta
tu.. demonize kar diya hai puri
tobacco industry ko.
V shakes his head a little. Harsh & V are now walkin’ towards
the stairs.
V
Sab 100 100 saal jee rahe hai. Har
jagah buddho ki tadat badh gayi
hai. Sabse baddi problem hai yeh.
HARSH
Isseh acha library gaye hoteh.
V
Dekh...
V (CONT’D)
Library meh essi fresh kitabe nai
milti. Yeh abhi abhi aai hai.
HARSH
Aaj kal keh writers meh voh baat
nai hai. Kuch unique aur intrestin’
nai likhte log aajkal. Sab one
dimesional lagta hai. You know.
V looks at harsh.
V
Toh kya chahiye aap ko sir ?
HARSH
Kitabien jisme kam sex aur violence
ho... kuch unique story honi
chahiye. Trippy honi chahiye ekdum.
V
Tadd ta toh tu ladkiyo ko din bhar
hai.. par tujhe kitabe aur filmo
meh thoda sa bhi romance nai
pasand.. Ajeeb hai tu?
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Bikini scenes aur fashion runway
koh romance nai kehte. Thodi
tenderness honi chaiye.. Aur plus
zyadatar kitabo keh characters..
One dimensional hote hai.. Kuch
feel nai aata.
V puts his book back. V then looks up & down. V then looks at
harsh who is also scannin’ the entire shelf.
V
Professor harsh ? Toh konsi kitaab
kharidu meh aaj.
HARSH
Tunne mujhe kaha hota toh..
Internet par seh doh minton meh
sari kitaab dilwa deta tujhe. Itni
mehnat bhi nai karni padti tujhe.
V
Kya ? Internet par kitabeh !
HARSH
Tu haazar kitaab apne laptop meh
lekar gum sakta hai. Jab man ho koi
bhi kitaab utha le usme seh.
V
Aur price ?
HARSH
(smilin’)
Price?? Kesi price. Free meh.. Koi
bhi .. Kitni bhi mehengi. Mazze lut
tu bass.
V
Phele kaha hota toh... abb takk
mere kitne pese bach jate. Abb
tujhse hi luga sari books. Laptop
lekar aa raha hu aaj tere garr peh
raat koh.
HARSH
Well meh free meh nai duga.. Ek
pack marlboro harr hafte.. Mujhe
gift karega tu.
V smiles at harsh.
V
Batman seh upar..
Harsh smiles at v.
HARSH
Batman seh behtarr..
V & HARSH
Marlboro man.
V & Harsh chuckle a bit. Harsh & v turn around & start
headin’ for the bookstore’s exit whilst lookin’ around at
various book shelves. Harsh looks at the shelves filled with
books & smiles a little.
25.
HARSH
Meh yeh miss karuga.. Dhire dhire..
Bookstore ek antique zamane ki
cheez ban jeyege.
Harsh opens the door. We see harsh & v leavin’ the bookstore.
HARSH
Ab sidha uss buddhi keh garpe ja
rahe hai. Koi natak nai chahiye
tera mujhe abb.
V
Buddhi? Sanskaar bhul gaya hai tu
aajkal.
HARSH
Buzurg mahila keh garpe.. Ab thikh
hai. Shrawan ki aulad.
V chuckles & grabs the car’s door. Both harsh & V hop in at
once.
Harsh & V are setllin’ in. V gets the cigarette pack & takes
two cigarette out. V is behind the wheel.
V
Koi nai.. Humme bhi koi ek din
buddha kahega.
HARSH
(smilin’)
Mujhe nai lagta... ki vo din
aayega.
V
(sarcastic)
Kyon .. Yamraj keh saath setting
hai teri.
26.
HARSH
60-80 saal tak jike kya karna hai
yaar. Wheel chair parr idhar
udhar.. No sir thank you. I’ll
pass.
V
Jabb tu uss tarike seh bolta hai..
Toh lagta hai ki sahi hai. Aur vese
bhi lung cancer toh utha hi lega
humme 60 seh pehle. Cigarette apni
mashuka hai.. Saath lekar jayegi.
SUHANA
Sir.. Mene arms deal par article
complete kar diya hai..
Suhana gives her file to rammi & heads back to her spot.
Rammi starts lookin’ at bunch of papers & notes which are
tucked inside the file. Rammi skims thru the papers & notes
whilst shakin’ his head a little. Suhana looks little
nervous. Rammi closes the file & pushes it away. Suhana takes
it back & then goes back on her spot. Rammi looks at suhana.
27.
RAMMI
Tumhe pata hai ki vinciguerra times
sabse top parr kyon hai ?
SUHANA
No sir.
RAMMI
Kyonki humm ek perfect blend seh
news deliver karte hai.. Na
positive .. na negative. Humm
readers parr apne personal opinions
nai thopte.. Humm simply facts
deliver karte hai unke samne.
RAMMI (CONT’D)
Re write it again.. Critise karna
hi hai agar tumhe.. Toh ek method
seh karo... facts use karo nakki
apne opinions. Samji ?
SUHANA
sir.. meh just...
RAMMI
Tumhe karmani nai pasand usse mujhe
koi lena dena nai parr. Parr yeh ek
national newspaper hai. Humm kisi
par bhi apni bhadaas nai nikal
sakte.
SUHANA
Sorry sir.
RAMMI
Good.. Now get out!
Suhana turns around & leaves. Rammi sees her walkin’ outta
the door. Rammi is all alone in his office. Rammi gets hold
of a paper beneath a file. Rammi looks at it. It is a little
sketch he has made. Bunch of dogs typin’ articles on their
computers in an office.
28.
V pulls the car over. Harsh & V get outta the car. Harsh & V
look at the apartment. Harsh takes the chit outta his pocket.
Harsh then looks at the 3rd floor. Harsh puts the chit back
in his pocket.
HARSH
Tisre floor par rehti hai voh
aurat.
V looks at harsh.
V
Tu sure hai?
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Kya .. Kyon ?
V is grinnin’.
V
(sarcastic)
Kya pata hamare liye kisi ne yaha
hitman hire kar rakha ho. Shoot at
sight.
HARSH
Kash sach meh koi hitman nikle..
Aur voh tujhe uddaa deh. Aur phir
tere murder peh article likhu ga
meh baad meh.
V smirks a little.
V
Kya pata teri wish puri ho jaye..
Aur sach mar jau meh aaj.
HARSH
Ha.. Ha. Very funny.
V
Kya hua ? Yahi parr hi rehna hai
tujhe pure din? Chal !
Harsh starts walkin’. V waits for harsh to join in. Harsh & V
then start to walk towards the apartment again.
NO ANSWER !
Harsh knock on the door once again but this time uses a
little bit of firmness.
NO ANSWER !
V
So gai hogi.. Kya pata.
Harsh looks at v.
HARSH
Dopeher koh kaun sota hai ?
V
Retirees. Buddhe log.
NO ANSWER !
HARSH
Buddhi so gai hai lagta hai.
V
Hmmm... koi nai kal parso dekh
lege.