I very rarely get nervous before speaking in public, but confess to feeling a
little more anxious than usual this morning, ahead of a speech to
the Independent Schools' Bursars Association. Three hundred bursars and finance directors, whose lives and livelihoods, and the education of many thousands of children, might be affected by Labour plans to change their tax regime, plans which I intended to defend whole-heartedly, alongside saying I felt attitudes to private education were a big part of what was wrong with our country. I am not a fan! It was less that I feared booing, hissing or heckling, more that my ego is large enough for me to dread delivering a speech that is greeted with indifference or sullen hostility. So, again rarely for me, as someone who prefers to turn up, read the audience and riff, I prepared a "proper speech," and save for the occasional wandering ad lib, and a few cuts for time, delivered it word for word as written in rAs things turned out, I was greeted warmly, heard respectfully, and applauded sufficiently at the end to assure me I would at least get out alive. Indeed, there were a fair few nods and smiles to my central points and I saw only one face that my mother would have described as "looking like thunder." The owner of the said face also had the only hand thatecent days. I have posted it below
Robert Hartwell Fiske's Dictionary of Unendurable English: A Compendium of Mistakes in Grammar, Usage, and Spelling with commentary on lexicographers and linguists