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DrDeSotobyWilliamSteigReadersTheaterScriptadaptedbyLisaMoretti-1
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Dr. enters and walks to two small animals, one who is sitting in a
chair with his head back. The other is standing behind waiting.
Large animal sits on the floor while Doctor cranes over his mouth.
Narrator 2: When the doorbell rang, he and his wife would look out
the window. (DeSotos stand across stage. Cat rings doorbell) They
wouldn’t admit even the most timid looking cat. (DeSotos shake head
while the Cat looks sad and walks away)
Narrator 3: One day, when they looked out, they saw a well-dressed
fox with a flannel bandage around his jaw.
Fox enters.
Doctor (shouting from across the stage): I cannot treat you, sir!
Sir!
Haven’t you read my sign??”
Doctor (to his wife): That poor fox. What shall we do?
Narrator 6: The fox had a rotten bicuspid and unusually bad breath.
Doctor: This tooth will have to come out. But we can make you a new
one.
Fox (whimpering): Just stop the pain. (Wipe away some tears)
Doctor: I’m giving you gas now. You won’t feel a thing when I yank
that tooth.
Fox (eyes closed and in a dreamy, mumbling voice): M-m-m, yummy. How
I love them raw...with just a pinch of salt, and a...dry...white
wine.”
Narrator 3: Mrs. De Soto handed her husband a pole to keep the fox’s
mouth open.
Doctor and Mrs. stand over Fox and make exaggerated gestures.
Narrator 6: Finally, with a sucking sound, the tooth popped out and
hung swaying in the air.
Fox (yelping as he comes to): I’m bleeding!
Narrator 7: Doctor De Soto ran up and stuffed some gauze in the hole.
Doctor: The worst is over. I’ll have your new tooth ready tomorrow.
Be here at eleven sharp.
Wolf walks in front of the stage and shows his expression of confusion
over his dilemma.
Mrs. De Soto: He didn’t know what he was saying. Why should he harm
us? We’re helping him.
Doctor: Once I start a job, I finish it. My father was the same way.
Doctor and Mrs. huddle in for a conversation. Use arms and gesture so
the audience can’t know the plan, but see that they are up to
something.
Narrator 1: Mrs. De Soto shows the new gold tooth to the fox.
Narrator 2: Doctor De Soto set the gold tooth in its socket and
hooked it up to the teeth on both sides.
Fox (licking his lips and sliding his tongue over his teeth in an
exaggerated way): My, it feels good.
Fox steps forward and makes expressions while the narrator speaks
beside him.
“My, it feels good. I really should eat them. On the other hand,
how can I resist?”
Narrator 6: The fox had definitely made up his mind to eat them-
with the help of his brand new tooth.
Narrator 7: Doctor De Soto stepped into the fox’s mouth with a bucket
of secret formula and proceeded to paint each tooth.
Fox turns to the audience and looks very happy. Then he winks.
Doctor steps aside and makes a gesture with his hands to show he has
finished his work.
Doctor: Now close your jaws tight and keep them closed for a full
minute.
Doctor: Ah, excuse me, I should have mentioned, you won’t be able to
open your mouth for a day or two. The secret formula must first
permeate the dentine. But don’t worry. No pain ever again!
Fox walks away and tries to do so with dignity. He stumbles off the
stairs in a daze.
Narrator 4: Doctor De Soto and his wife had outfoxed the fox! They
kissed each other and took the rest of the day off!
THE END!