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The Red Hat_a commedia dell arte scenario_Play
The Red Hat_a commedia dell arte scenario_Play
The Red Hat_a commedia dell arte scenario_Play
Pantalone, a merchant
Arlecchino, his servant
Isabella, his daughter
Clarice, her servant
Gratiano, a scholar
Oratio, a young law student
Pedrolino, his servant
Spavento, a Spanish Captain
Maria, Spavento's mother
Francheschina, her servant
a Priest
some food vendors
Props:
a book
a red hat
a bag of money
a sword for Spavento
a sword for Oratio
a will
ORATIO and PEDROLINO enter, Oratio wearing a red hat. Oratio bemoaning
his fate, to be in an arranged marriage with a woman he doesn't love. Pedrolino
says that his father will catch them eventually. Oratio comes up with the idea of
finding his true love and marrying her before his marriage with Laura. Pedrolino
suggests he goes door to door, not seriously; Oratio takes him seriously, and
determines to look for someone to marry. He takes off his hat to wipe his head,
hands it to Pedrolino. Pedrolino accidentally drops the hat, leaving it on stage;
both exit.
ARLECCHINO enters, on an errand. Finds hat, tries it on and decides it's not his,
since it doesn't fit. Decides to find its true owner. Enter ISABELLA and
CLARICE, discussing men and her latest disaster. Arlecchino tries the hat on
them, decides it doesn't fit; they exit, telling Arlecchino to get back to work.
Enter PRIEST. Arlecchino tries the hat on priest; it doesn't fit either. Priest asks
where Isabella is; Arlecchino points the way. Priest exits.
Enter ISABELLA, CLARICE, and PRIEST; Isabella is talking about her latest
disaster with men, and how she wishes she could find someone with half a brain,
like perhaps a lawyer. Priest tells Isabella that she must be getting married soon.
Enter ORATIO, looking for Pedrolino. Priest begins to quote canon law, saying
that Isabella must be married by the time she is 16 or else she will have to join a
nunnery. Oratio overhears, corrects the Priest. They argue over law for a while.
Isabella and Clarice draw off to the side, wondering who the new person is; they
exit. PEDROLINO enters, drags Oratio off. Exit Isabella and Clarice.
Enter PANTALONE. Priest sees him, reprimands him for not giving a proper
amount to the Church, and warning him of the peril of purgatory. Pantalone says
he's still young and not going to die anytime soon, and will give to the Church
later, when he's older. Both exit, arguing.
ISABELLA, CLARICE enter, see ARLECCHINO just standing there. They ask
Arlecchino what he's doing; he mentions in passing that Gratiano wanted to know
Pantalone's birthday so he could cast a horoscope. Isabella is excited over this,
and suggests to Clarice that she have Gratiano cast her horoscope, and perhaps
find out what sort of man she will marry. Isabella and Clarice exit.
MARIA and FRANCHESCHINA enter. Maria is looking for Spavento to drag
him back to Spain so he can face up to his ``responsibilities''. She grabs
Arlecchino and demands information; when Arlecchino doesn't deliver, she
throws him aside and storms off, Francheschina following.
Enter PANTALONE, who sees Arlecchino just standing there. Demands to know
why Arlecchino hasn't completed the errand he sent him out on; Arlecchino says
he forgot. Pantalone beats Arlecchino, sends him back out. Both exit.
Enter PEDROLINO, looking for Oratio. Says he was supposed to keep Oratio out
of trouble, and now look what has happened. Enter ISABELLA and CLARICE;
Isabella recognizes Pedrolino as Oratio's servant and asks about him, tries to get
details, who he is, etc. Pedrolino stalls, when ORATIO enters. Their eyes meet,
they talk, they fall in love. Eventually, Pedrolino drags Oratio offstage.
ORATIO and PEDROLINO enter, buying food. Oratio waxing eloquent about
Isabella and how he is certain that this one will be his true love; Pedrolino gets
nauseated, certain his master is going to get in more trouble than he can handle.
ISABELLA and CLARICE enter. They meet, talk; Isabella mentions her father's
upcoming demise; Oratio is sympathetic. Isabella looks Oratio over carefully, but
finds no red hat. *sigh* They talk for a while, then Isabella and Clarice exit,
rather distant. Oratio and Pedrolino wonder what happened, then Oratio exits,
threatening to throw himself in the river; Pedrolino offers useful suggestions,
following.
SPAVENTO enters, tries to get food from vendor at a very low price. CLARICE
and ISABELLA enter. Clarice notices Spavento's red hat and points this out to
Isabella. Spavento notices Isabella and approaches her, attempting to be amorous.
Isabella and Spavento talk disastrously. Spavento exits, certain that Isabella is
swooning over him. Isabella is convinced that Spavento is the man she must
marry; they exit.
Enter PEDROLINO to buy food, muttering about how Oratio always gets into
these moods, etc. MARIA and FRANCHESCHINA enter, Maria full of dire
threats of what she will do to Spavento once she catches him. Maria grabs
Pedrolino and demands information on the whereabouts of her son, Spavento;
Pedrolino knows nothing, exits hastily.
GRATIANO enters, looking for something to cure his upset stomach. Maria
interrogates him. Gratiano answers in his own way; Maria, frustrated, and
Francheschina exit.
PANTALONE enters, distraught. Every time he's tried to give his money he's
been miserably unsuccessful, since no one trusts his motives. Gratiano tries to
cheer Pantalone up, purgatory isn't all that bad, then exits.
Enter ORATIO, who pours out his heart to Isabella. Although she is very taken
with him, she explains, she must marry Spavento, or else the natural order of the
universe will be disrupted and she will be unhappy. Oratio exits, depressed.
Clarice and Isabella exit.
Enter PANTALONE and PRIEST. They talk for a while; Pantalone sends
Arlecchino out to get Isabella. (Arlecchino can still be trying to get the hat off
Spavento) Arlecchino exits.
Enter GRATIANO, still carrying the bag of money, saying he has the will.
Pantalone signs it; says that Gratiano might as well stay for the wedding.
Enter MARIA, fuming at Spavento. Spavento cringes when he hears her voice.
She tells him of his responsibilities back home, etc., etc., while he protests to no
avail. Pedrolino pushes Oratio into the fray, telling him to help return Spavento
to Spain. Oratio eventually draws his sword and threatens dire consequences
unless Spavento goes with Maria. Exit Maria and Spavento; Pedrolino grabs the
red hat from him, and returns it to Oratio. Oratio explains the whole situation.
Isabella and Oratio get married. All exit except Gratiano, Pantalone, and
Arlecchino, and Priest.
Pantalone begins discussing funeral plans for himself. The Priest says he looks
quite healthy; Gratiano interrupts saying that because Pantalone was born three
days after St. Michael's day, he will die tomorrow. Pantalone corrects Gratiano,
saying that he was born three days before St. Michael's day. But if that's true,
then the prediction of your death is completely wrong, says Gratiano. Pantalone
is overjoyed, but he takes great pains to destroy the will he has just signed.
Gratiano mentions in passing that if Arlecchino hadn't told him the wrong day,
none of this would have happened, and exits.
FINIS