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Dandy Candy Songs
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Dandy Candy Songs
With live performances in the studio by Green Gay and Antonio the Whitest Spaniard
that ever lived. And now for your hosts DJK and Admirion
Yo Yo Yo I’d like to give a Shiite out to all my hoodies in the Park Manor North Project,
project, and other places from around the world. If you are a banana split yourself down
right now and listen up cuz we got a big BIZZI show for you all. And now to main man
Admirion.
Mairon-
Give me a break
Give me a break
Break me off a piece of that BIG BAD BOY
Give me a break
Give me a break
Break me off a piece of that BIG BAD BOY
That white chocolate taste is gonna melt in your face
That’s why wherever you go you hear the PEOPLE Say
Give me a break
Give me a break
Break me off a piece of that BIG BAD BOY
And now back to the show. Right now we have on the show the guys from Green Gay. So
guys, why did you decide to call yourselves Green Gay?
Well we wanted to start a boy band and we were thinking of calling it Gringo since we
are ex-Mexicans in America but decided on calling it Green Gay due to our love of Green
Day and being proud of our gay heritage
Well he asked to join, but he couldn’t stand the noise and ended up calling the cops on us
the skinny ass bastard.
Sure thing
I want to groan
I want to moan
I want to bone
I want to
I want to groan
I want to moan
I want to bone
I want to
(Applause) Awesome Green Gay, just awesome, some ex-Mexicans after my own
heart.
Warning: Names have been changed and races switched and mixed to protect the
identities of the people you hear on this show. Please, do not be offended by our
show. The views held in this skit are not the views of the DJ hosts or the audience.
And remember, turn off your cell-phones during the show cuz remember, we listen.
Also, whereas last week’s skit was all truth, this one has taken many liberties with
the events that really happened.
“What’s up man” he said as he tried to slap hands like Adam Sandler in that movie
The Waterboy
“Man, I ain’t no man, man, I’m Jamaican” jammed a rather wasted Paisley.
Gaul:“Thank God man otherwise I’d have to disown my country you bash leider
vaggen hubber de golph gymer”
G:“It means you’re a fucking deutsche Antonio, now get the fuck out”
G: “What, what is Babo going to do, why don’t you run back to mommy, little
mommy’s boy”
P: “Yo, my Jerman brother, let’s just all have peace man, and love the world, ok”
G: “Dude, I haven’t had a lay in months and this deutsche is really pissing me. OK,
Antonio, if you don’t leave in the next 3 seconds I am going to rape the shit out of
you. One”
G: “I’m not kidding, I’m feeling really horny right now, you’ve pissed me off, and I’m
going to ram you so hard in the next second you’ll be feeling it all the way to
Christmas”
G: “Three”
And with that Gaul chased Antonio down the stairs and out into the bitter cold night
in his bathrobe.
Mayonnaise got up and started trying to walk again, laughing like a hyena on
steroids who thought he just got lucky.
Dave, do you know that 15 beers can turn a macho man into the world of
bisexualism?
Slowly, Mark laid down his shiny body against the nakedness of Missus Adams.
“Wow, you’ve got a hot rod,” she said while her hands moved down to---- oh ---
sorry--- let’s get back to the skit.
Mayonnaise got up and started trying to walk again, laughing like a hyena on
steroids who thought he just got lucky.
P: “Not me man, I want to soak up the sun rays and drift in the haze, blaze, daze,
I’m waaaaassssttteeeedddd maaaaannn. Haha ha.”
Deaf Gordon the Vegan then popped out and sang very endearingly:
“Cuz I am beerly bleary, and I can’t find my room. Don’t know where I’m going,
don’t know where my clothes are. And I could lay here waiting, to vomit another
day, I don’t suppose it’s worth the price, the price------BLLLAAAHHH”
Passed out in his own vomit, Deaf Gordon snored like a baby in multi-colored
pudding dreams where he danced with Puff the magic dragon and thought he was
spooning with his blowup doll “Little No Peep” because Gorgeous “ina” ain’t giving up
anything to the big guy.
And so the night went on with drinks and booze for everyone while Antonio called the
cops and all of North partied like it was Alumni Weekend. The end.
So now, we will take all serious and funny phone calls… Please, if you want to make
a funny phone call, make sure you bleep “stupidity” out of it. We warn our callers
that we know the difference between funny and stupid. Our number is: 781-239-
3888
(Take Phone calls while Nazi song plays) (Little Tiny Moustache)
(PMC Song)
(Lullaby)
Mr. Ali Jihad the pacifist- I’d like to give a Shiite out to all of my homies underneath
the Afghan surface. Muhammed, if your out there hiding in a cave I just wanted to
let you know I miss you man
So, what did it feel like being bombarded by American troops in your own soil and
getting your ass kicked?
Response
Has your faith towards Jihad changed, or shaped into a different perspective?
Response
Ok then… There is an old saying in America that goes: “Life is like a box of
chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” If you were to pick a chocolate
out of that box, what kind of chocolate would it be and why?
Response
Ok. That was our guest speaker, Ali Jihad the Pacifist
(Dean Cook)
Not BCR, BSR, cause we’re bullshittin radio not to be confused with Bolshevik
Missy Affiliate with her hit song “Minutemaidman” The story behind the
minutemademan
Shake me up, Show me what you got, Because I want the minutemaidman”
Micro M & Ms- in a shocking move the manufacturers have endorsed Triple M to fight
in the World Wrestling Federation. Mr. M what do you have to say for yourself.
They call him yellow fellow, that’s right, because he is an asian, of might.
The Mark Opinion
KickAssthma