Felon’s Friend, LLC Goods and Services

P.O. Box 3161 Issue #7 • July 2024

Carmichael, California 95609-3161
Welcome to Felon's Friend, a uni 0que and compassionate enterprise dedicated to providing a lifeline to individuals
behind bars. We get it and understand what you may be going through—the entire company is owned and staffed by
formerly incarcerated people. Felon’s Friend is here to help all of you while you’re incarcerated to make your time inside
easier. In recognizing the challenges faced by those incarcerated, Felon's Friend is committed to offering a curated
selection of essential goods and services, aiming to ease the difficulties of prison life. Our mission is to bridge the gap
between confinement and comfort, fostering a sense of connection and support for those navigating the complexities of
incarceration. If there is something that you want or need and don’t see it listed in any of our flyers, ask.
For those who have messaging services, you can contact us at helper@felonsfriend.com. Your friends and family can
place funds into your account with us at https://www.felonsfriend.com using either PayPal or CashApp ($felonsfriend).
We accept institutional checks too.

The Fine Print

All photographs are 4” x 6” and cost $0.70 each. The photo code is listed under each picture—don’t get confused. We made the thumbnails as
large as possible so you can make better decisions on what to order. Shipping is $2.00 for the first envelope and $1.00 for each additional
envelope required by your institution (see section on Photographs for more details). We offer USPS Certified options for all shipments at $4.40
per envelope.
If you do not certify and insure your order, we will not replace lost, damaged, denied, unwanted or stolen items you order from us. We know
some mailrooms aren’t the best, so protect yourself and get insurance for your orders.
For a list of catalogs, please send us a stamped envelope (we will address it for you). We will send you a catalog listing of the photo catalogs and
other items we have available, along with other services that we have (or will have) available to incarcerated persons. As always, your sug -
gestions are always welcome.
Please DO NOT send your stamped envelope with a mailing label. Your mailroom will most likely reject them. It will either get thrown away
by the BOP or returned to our office. Either way, you will not get it.
You may duplicate the order page as needed or write your order NEATLY on plain paper. Make sure you include your full committed name,
BOP/DOC number and the mailing address of the institution you are at. If we can’t read it, we can’t send it.
THERE ARE NO REFUNDS FOR REJECTED PHOTOGRAPHS. You know what is allowed in your institution. Don’t order anything that
you know won’t get in. Upon receipt of the rejection FROM THE BOP/DOC, we credit1 your account for a future order. If a particular
photograph was previously rejected by your institution, we will substitute it automatically unless you specify for us not to do so.
We place your order the day after (sometimes the same day) we receive it. It takes us between 3-7 days to receive the photographs from our
processor and once we get it, it goes to you the next day. If you have not received your order within three weeks of placing it, please check with
your mailroom first to make sure it was not “denied” or “misplaced”. Also, make sure you send your order with the required payment. We are in
the business of selling to inmates and want you to remain a good customer with us for the long haul.
We accept institutional checks (BP-199s), money orders, PayPal, CashApp ($FelonsFriend) and NEW flat books (unfolded, unmarked) or NEW
strips of at least ten (10) Forever postage stamps. Our website for payment is https://www.felonsfriend.com. Checks and money orders must be
made out to Felon’s Friend, LLC.
We have things set up a certain way for a reason. Please don’t complicate them.
We hope this helps answer some of the main questions that you may have without being too rude. If you are offended by this by keeping it real
and spelling things out, please pass this flyer on to someone else that may find humor in it. Thank you and have a great day.
And finally, we reserve the right to refuse services to anyone.

Any account inactive over six months with an account balance is subject to a $3.00 monthly maintenance fee.
We accept stamps for payment (unless otherwise specified). The stamps must be new, uncirculated, unfolded, first class, flat-book
(20) or a strip of at least ten (10) stamps. A new flat book is valued at $9.00; all other stamps are $0.40 each. Absolutely no loose,
taped, or stapled stamps! Strict compliance with these conditions is required to qualify for the flat book rate (otherwise we will
count them as 20 loose stamps). We will send them back to you and we all know the institutions will not allow you to get them back
through the mail.
Any funds received less than one hundred dollars ($100.00), we will not send a paper receipt unless you specifically instruct us to do

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Effective July 1, 2024. Terms and limitations may apply, and you must have allowed photograph substitution at the time of placing your order. Does not apply to
Risqué, Coverups or Nude photograph orders.

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so. We will deduct $1.00 for receipts of less than $100.00 for the cost of postage and mailing .

Mail all orders and requests: Felon’s Friend, LLC P.O. Box 3161 Carmichael, California 95609-3161
Photographs (effective July 1, 2024)

We are the photo collection company! We don’t sort through a model’s collection to cherry pick what is offered to you. We go through each series
of photos and make sure they are BOP/DOC acceptable and let you pick and choose what you want. We know some of you inside are serious
collectors of a particular model, so now you can fill your collections!
All full catalogs are a full color, non-nude, 16-page booklet (13 pages of actual images—546 images in the Internet Sensations Catalogs; 12 pages of
actual images—504 images plus 1 biographical page in the Celebrities Catalogs) with high resolution thumbnails of that model/celebrity for you to
choose from. Some models/celebrities have multiple volumes available, so when ordering a catalog remember to specify which volume you want.
Each color catalog (excluding the “Best Of” catalogs) is $5.00; 3 or more for $12.00. Postage is included in that price. When ordering a catalog, just
state “Diddylicious #1” or “Diddylicious Vol 1”. Grab bags (randomly selected by the Felon AI) are ordered as “Diddylicious Grab Bag”.
A “Best Of” catalog is a selection of the very best photographs available for that model/celebrity, taken from all the volumes of that model/celebrity.
You can order a photograph from a “Best Of” catalog just like you would from a normal catalog—the photograph codes inside the “Best Of” catalog
correspond to the same photograph in the model/celebrity’s regular catalog. Each full “Best Of” catalog is $7.50, the minis are $3.00.
The grab bag is 100 photographs from all that model’s catalog selected by the Felon AI at random. Please don’t request specific photographs, as we
don’t even know what the Felon AI is going to select (she is a strange one). Each grab bag costs $50.00 (no stamps). Please remember to include the
necessary fees for the envelopes.
Make sure you let us know how many photographs you can receive in one envelope and send the appropriate postage fees ($2.00 for the first
envelope and $1.00 for each additional envelope) for all envelopes that your institution requires. Any request to send more than 23 photographs in
one envelope is done so at your risk and requires extra postage ($0.75 for each additional 10 photographs in the same envelope more than 23).
Additionally, if we must remail rejected photographs, you will need sufficient funds in your account to re-mail them.
A “Mini” catalog sheet is available where a model, celebrity or Internet model does not have enough images available for a full catalog. There are 63
images on each “Mini” catalog. Images are not duplicated in any full-size catalog. Each “Mini” catalog costs $1.50 for the first “Mini” catalog and
$1.00 for each additional five (5) “Mini” catalog placed within the same order. Postage is included in that price. There are no grab bags available for
Mini catalogs.
For institutions (that is, non-Federal and only some states), we offer topless and nude/explicit catalogs. Send an SASE for a list of those titles.
Currently we have over 2,000,000 photos that have been grouped (by model/celebrity) and are ready for sorting (with another 2,000,000 waiting for
grouping)—be patient and request a new Goods & Services Flyer (as well as our other flyers) when we do our updates (see below for further details).
Remember when ordering celebrity photographs—some of the images we collect are from screenshots of movies and videos that the celebrity has
appeared in and may not be perfectly clear. Some are paparazzi photographs. We do our best to ensure that all the photographs offered are of
sufficient resolution to produce high quality photographs. However, because some of the images may not be the clearest when printed, we will not
accept any returns on any celebrity photographs for any reason.

Note: denotes new/update entry for this flyer.

Sampler Catalogs
Each sampler catalog contains selected models and six sample images from their collection. Also included are the number of actual images that have
been sorted. Each catalog is $5.00 (does not count towards the full catalog discount). The catalog number in which a model is featured is listed in
the table below. If there is no entry, then that model has yet to be placed in a catalog. If there are two or more samplers listed (separated by a
comma), then that model is featured in each specified sampler. The following catalogs are currently available:
 Internet Sensations & Models Volume I
 Internet Sensations & Models Volume II

Best of Catalogs (Full) ($7.50 each)

Model/Celebrity Model/Celebrity
Elle Fanning Silver Angels: Sandrinya

Best of Catalogs (Mini) ($3.00 each)

Model/Celebrity Model/Celebrity
Belle Delphine (Mini 1) Phil-Flash: Makenzie
Belle Delphine (Mini 2)
Belle Delphine (Mini 3)
Britney Spears (Mini 1)
Ellie18 (Mini 1)
Girls of PS17 (Mini 1)
Girls of PS17 (Mini 2)

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Mail all orders and requests: Felon’s Friend, LLC P.O. Box 3161 Carmichael, California 95609-3161
Internet Sensations & Model Catalogs ($5.00 each; 3 or more $4.00)
Max Samp Max Samp Max Samp
Model/Catalog Vol Cat
Model/Catalog Vol Cat
Model/Catalog Vol Cat
Alenandra 1 Ivana Play 1 II Saski Model 1 I
Alexandra Teen Angel 2 II Jana Rocks 1 I Selina18 (watermarked) 1 II
Amanda Mirelli 1 I Jordan Capri 1 II Serena18 (watermarked) 1 II
Ami’s Angels 2 II Kari Sweets 10 I Shiny Butts 3 I
Ami’s Angels: Tammy 1 II Karisha Model 1 II Silver Angels: Anita 1 I
Andi Pink 2 I Kati 1 II Silver Angels: Arisha 1
Angelic Model 1 II Karla Spice 3 I Silver Angels: Christy 1 I
Aspen Martin 2 II Katrina18 1 I Silver Angels: Kira 1 I
Belle Delphine 3 II Laurita Vellas 1 II Silver Angels: Ksenia 1 II
Beauty of Youth: Adrienne 1 I Legina 1 I Silver Angels: Kuroki 1 II
Beauty of Youth: Astrid 1 I Little Lupe (watermarked) 1 I Silver Angels: Marina 1 I
Beauty of Youth: Delilah 1 II Lovely Melissa 2 Silver Angels: Masha M 1 I
Beauty of Youth: Geena 1 I Marisa Model 2 II Silver Angels: Nancy 1 II
Beauty of Youth: Jamely 1 I MarvelCharm: Nika 1 II Silver Angels: Sandrinya 8 II
Cappella Teen Model 3 Megan Model 1 I Silver Angels: Staysa 1 II
Caroline Model 1 II MeganQT 2 I Silver Angels: Vasilisa 1 II
Craving Carmen 2 II Melissa Valens 1 Silver Angels: Veronica 1 II
Cute Kylie 2 I MetArt: Virginia Sun 1 I Silver Moon: Emily 1 I
Dawson Miller 3 I Mia Kimmy 1 II Silver Moon: Lisya 1 I
Diddylicious 4 I Model Elite: Alayna 1 Silver Moon: Nastya G 1 I
Ema’s Place 1 I Model Elite: Hailey 1 Silver Pearls: Megan 1 II
Emi Asano 1 II Molly Online 2 I Silver Starlets: Kleofia 1 II
Emily Angel 5 I Monika Forever 1 I SooperModels: Bobbie 1 I
Emily18 4 I Mystic Monique 1 I Staci Model 2 II
FameNet: Diana 1 NewStar: Cherry 1 Stephanie18 1 I
FameNet: Ella 1 Next Door Models: Megan 1 I Sweet Dominique 1
Girls of Crush 1 II Next Door Models: Nikki 1 II Sweet Natural Girl: Jillian 1 II
Girls of Pacino’s World 1 I Next Door Teen: Chloe 1 II Sweet Julia 1 II
Girls of PS17 2 I Odoru Neko-Ningen 1 Tawnee Stone 1 I
Girlz-High: Asami Kondou 1 Olya18 1 I TBS: Briteny 1 I
George Models: Anna Korotova 1 P&P: Nici 1 TBS: Mellany 1 I
George Models: Anna Zharavina 1 P&P: Sabrina 1 Teen Kasia 2 II
George Models: Kate Boone 1 Pamela Spice 2 I Teen Marvel: Kayley 2 I
George Models: Karisha Terebun 1 Peachez 1 II Teen Marvel: Lili 1
George Models: Veta Antonova 1 II Private School Jewel 1 Teen Topanga 1 I
Hailey Leigh 1 II PTY: Jennifer 1 Teen Trixie 1 I
Hazel 1 II Pure Morgan 1 Tiffany Teen 3 I
Heidy Pino 1 Rin Sasayama 1 II Zoey Model 1 I
Iyo Hanaki 1 Sammy18 1 II

Sub Catalogs ($1.50 each; next five $1.00)

Any of the above catalogs can be broken down into Sub Catalogs. A Sub Catalog is like our Mini Catalogs, consisting of one page of thumbnails, but
with either 60 or 61 thumbnails taken from each catalog. Each Catalog has nine (9) Sub Catalogs and is ordered as Catalog Name #.# where the
Catalog Name is as listed above and the first # is the Catalog Volume Number and the second # is the Sub Catalog (1 through 9).

Mini Catalogs ($1.50 each; next five $1.00)

Max Samp Max Samp Max Samp
Model/Catalog Vol Cat
Model/Catalog Vol Cat
Model/Catalog Vol Cat
Adoma Model 5 Kati 6 Sweet Nat. Girl: Jillian 2 II
Alexandra Teen Model 6 Legina 1 I Teen Model Alena 1 II
Alla18 7 I MetArt: Melina D 5 Teen Model Maria 1 II
Ano Okita 1 II Mia Khalifa 6 II
Aspen Martin 2 II Natalie18 1 I
BOY: Angelina 3 II Oliva Model 7
BOY: Daisy 6 II OnlyFans: Bar6ie6 2
BOY: Jade 6 I Phil-Flash: Makenzie 4 II
Ellie18 3 I Riley Reid 1 II
FameNet: Amelia 7 S. Angel: Sandrinya 2 II
Feilin 2 I SooperModels: Anna 1 I
Girls of Crush 3 II SooperModels: Bobbie 2 I
Gravure 5 I SooperModels: Chelsea 2 I
Habin 6 II Staci Model 1 II
iMiss 2 I Sweet Mandy 5 I

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Celebrities Catalogs ($5.00 each; 3 or more $4.00)
Volumes
Celebrity/Catalog Available
Adriana Limi 1
Alexandra Daddario 1
Alyssa Miller 1
Ariel Winter 1
Bella Hadid 1
Bella Thorne 1
Britney Spears 1
Chanel West Coast 1
Chloë Grace Moretz 1
Dakota Johnson 1
Elle Fanning 5
Emilia Clarke 1
Emma Watson 1
Gal Gadot 1
Gigi Hadid 1
Hailee Steinfeld 1
Hayden Panettiere 1
Iggy Azalea 1
Irina Shayk 1
Jenna Ortega 1
Jennifer Lawrence 1
Jessica Alba 1
Katie Holmes 1
Kylie Jenner 1
Lucy Hale 1
Margot Robbie 1
Megan Fox 1
Miley Cyrus 1
Olivia Rodrigo 1
Paige Spiranac 1
Salma Hayek 1
Scarlet Johansson 4
Selena Gomez 1
Sophia Richie 1
Shay Mitchell 1
Sydney Sweeney 1
Tiffani Thiessen 1
Zendaya Coleman 1
Zoë Kravitz 1

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Celebrity Mini Catalogs ($1.50 each; next five $1.00)
Volumes Volumes Volumes Volumes
Celebrity/Catalog Available
Celebrity/Catalog Available
Celebrity/Catalog Available
Celebrity/Catalog Available
Aishwarya Rai 1 Emilia Clarke 5 Lynda Carter 3 Yvonne Craig 1
Alexandra Daddario 1 Gina Gershon 1 Megan Fox (SI Issue) 1
Aly Raisman 6 Jennifer Connelly 3 Michele Carey 1
Chanel West Coast 3 Kaitlyn Dever 6 Shawn Johnson 2

Special Requests
We have a few websites where we use our custom application to bulk download our images that we offer for sale. However, some models are not
popular enough for people to collect her images (or they are of a low resolution). That does not mean there are not any images out there—it just
means that we would have to manually search for them. If this is something you want us to do (find that obscure model and the few images of her
that might be out there), then we can do that! We will search high and low for ten (10) quality images to print (and store the rest if we find more in
case you want additional photographs of her) for $25.00 (no stamps). If we are unable to find any images of the requested model, you will be
refunded the printing fee of $5.00. The fee must be on your account before we begin and there are no refunds once we begin the search.

Photobooks
You can select your favorite photos and have them printed in a photobook. Softcover sizes available are 5” x 7” and 7” x 5”. Hardcover sizes are 7”
x 5” and 6” x 8”. Each photobook has 20 photos (additional photos can be added, in two-photo increments), a front cover, and a back cover.
Optional text and different layout options can be used on any page. Before ordering a photobook, please write (sending an SASE) for our special-
order form to ensure your order is placed correctly (no order will be accepted that is not on this form). Once ordered, there are no refunds on
photobooks (even if rejected by your institution—know what is allowed). Pricing starts at $35.00.

Goods & Services (all fees are subject to change)

Advocacy Service ($250.00): If you need help with a problem that only a phone call will fix, we can make that call and resolve the issue you may
have. Service includes up to two hours of attention to the issue (extra hours available at $100.00 per hour) and a written disposition sent to you
and/or a third party.

Book Purchases: (cost of purchase of book + $4.00 per book): We will order a book for you using funds from your Felon’s Friend account using
either Amazon, Barns & Noble or Edward R. Hamilton (Bargain Books) and have them shipped to you at your institution. Know what is
allowed at your institution, because if your book gets returned, we’ll only credit your account when we receive credit for the returned book.
(There is a $5.00 service fee if the credit is not automatically applied back to us.) The transaction fee is non-refundable.

Business Address & Contact Information ($3.00 per search)

CashApp Service (5% per transaction, $3.00 minimum): We will CashApp funds from your Felon’s Friend in-house account to any
individual/organization. Receipt will be provided, postage included in the fee. Your transfer can be either in US Dollars or Bitcoin. Bitcoin
transactions have a $5.00 minimum fee (in addition to the blockchain service charge), and generally take up to two hours to post on the
blockchain.

Catalog Requests ($3.00 per request): We can sign you up for a Crutchfield, Dick Blick, Edward R. Hamilton, Granger, or Stauer catalog (just to
name a few). If there is a company that still sends out paper catalogs, let us know.

Certified Mailing (with Return Receipt): Any of our products and services can be mailed certified mail/return receipt for an additional fee of $4.40
for the certified mailing, or $10.00 for certified with return receipt (the green card).

Custom Internet Requests ($20.00 for first 30 minutes; $10.00 for additional 15 minutes): We will take your requests and perform the necessary tasks
to fulfill your Internet request. This is for when need topics searched and have the results in a specific format. Price includes up to 10 pages
printed in black and white (add $0.30 for each page in color) and postage.

Dedicated E-Mail Address ($7.50 setup; $3.00 per month): Need an external e-mail address? Want a personal e-mail address at Felon’s Friend? Or
we can set up a Proton Mail (the most secure and private in the world) account for you. We can print out received e-mails and mail them to you
on a weekly or monthly basis for an additional fee of $3.00 plus $.20 per page (postage included) per mailing.

Mail all orders and requests: Felon’s Friend, LLC P.O. Box 3161 Carmichael, California 95609-3161
Discount Magazines Looking for discount magazines? These are companies that we have used in the past and are trustworthy. Send them an SASE
requesting their latest offering:
 Grant Publications, PO Box 28812, Greenfield, WI 53228-0812
 Tightwad Magazines, PO Box 1941, Buford, GA 30515-8941

Divorce Packets ($75.00): We will get the necessary paperwork from the county court and mail it to you. There is no such thing as a generic divorce
package, as each county court has their own way of doing things. We will get you the correct and proper paperwork for you to file your divorce.

Electronic Messaging ($3.00 service fee): If we must place funds on your messaging system, there is a service fee of $3.00.

Electronic Photographs ($0.50 per photograph; only available on select systems): Select from the catalogs and we’ll send you the photograph
electronically if your message system allows this. If our staff selects the photograph for you, there is an additional charge of $0.30 per
photograph.

Internet Information Searches ($5.00): Basic searches are for one topic, 10 pages printed in black & white (color is $2.00 extra). Postage is included.
We use both google.com and bing.com search engines. We use strict safe search and do not edit the results given by the search engine. For
more complex requests, please see our “Custom Requests” above. Extra pages are $0.20 (black & white) or $0.35 (color) each with additional
postage required ($0.50 for each additional 5 pages).

Manuscript Preparation There is a lot of work that goes into preparing a manuscript for publication. A breakdown of services we offered are:
 Layout (starting fee): $25.00.
 Typing: 2¢ per word, this includes one printed copy of the typed manuscript.
 Editing: 1¢ per word, this includes one printed copy of the proofread/edited manuscript.
 Front cover graphic: $200.00 and changes are made at $50.00 per hour, billed in half-hour increments.
 Printed copy of the typed manuscript: $0.15 per page (double sided means 2 pages per sheet of paper). This fee includes mailing at first
class mail rates.
 Copyright/ISBN submission: $150.00 + $0.15 per page; this includes the fee to mail the manuscript to the Library of Congress and the
copyright fee. It is the author’s responsibility to ensure that the material being copyrighted is their own.
 Publication of e-book on Amazon: $200.00.
 Rush processing: To have your manuscript worked on immediately upon arrival at our office, please add an additional $250.00 to the
starting fee. Normally it will take up to two weeks to type or edit a 300-page manuscript. You must also allow a week for mailing both
directions.
A deposit of $2.00 per handwritten or double-spaced type pages is required before any manuscript is processed. The fees for typing, graphics
and editing must be paid before the manuscript is released to you. It is strongly recommended that you contact us first before sending any
manuscript to get a proper quote.

PACER Searches ($10.00 per search; 30-page print limit): We can search any case for you and send in the materials from the court’s docket pages.
For additional pages over 30, it’s $0.25 for each additional page. Postage included. We will not look up other BOP/DOC inmate’s cases, so
don’t even ask.

Pen Pal Signups ($15.00 per site + cost of site): Send us a picture (we scan and store one image, additional images are scanned and stored for $3.00
each) of you and a bio and we’ll sign you up to some of the more popular websites that list pen pals. The cost of the service is what that website
charges (and is subject to change by the website without notice) and Felon’s Friend does not add additional charges other than the setup fee of
$15.00 and additional image scanning. Update are done at Task Rabbit rates. Send an SASE for further details about a particular pen pal site.
We are not a dating service, so please don’t ask us to “hook you up”. Use one of the services below.

We recommend the following services:

 Caged Ladies is service dedicated to women in prison seeking connections (plans starting from $15.00).

Other services available:

 Friends4Prisoners is dedicated to creating meaningful, lasting friendships between the incarcerated and people like you. (plans starting
from $50.00)
 Friends Beyond the Wall has been connecting members with the outside world through friendship, romance, and legal connection services.
(plans starting from $29.95 per 6-months)
 Inmate Connections publishes profiles of inmates in jails and state and federal prisons in the United States. (plans starting from $50.00 per
year)
 Love-A-Prisoner mission is to give inmates a sense of hopefulness by connecting them to people on the “outside world.” (plans starting
from $35.00 per year)
 Meet-An-Inmate connects people with inmates from across the United States and offers an easy way to brighten up an inmate’s day. (plans
starting from $35.00 per year)
 Prison Pen Pals has thousands of personal, legal and specialty ads with photos. (plans starting from $9.95 per year)
 Write-A-Prisoner allows inmates to post pictures, artwork, poems, blogs, etc. (plans starting from $65.00 per year)

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Photocopies ($.20 per page b/w; $.35 per page color): We use the top-of-the-line HP Color Laser printers for crisp and sharp copies (just look at our
catalogs). Postage is $1.00 for the first 25 pages and $.40 for each additional 10 pages thereafter. No job is too big or too small. We can mail
your copies to different parties if required.

Photo Duplication ($3.00 per photo to scan; $0.70 per photo printed + envelope fee): We can scan and duplicate your prison photographs and mail
them out for you. The scanning fee includes one year of storage in case you need to make additional copies in the future. Envelope fee is the
same as the photograph envelope fees.

Photos from Friends and Family: Your friends and family can upload photos to our websites (https://www.felonsfriend.com) and we’ll print them and
mail them to you. Details on the fees are available on our website for your friends and family.

Sports Schedule: ($15.00 per league, one season): Pick your sport and we will get the schedule printed and mailed to you.

Sports Update: ($15.00 per month): Daily updates of the previous day’s sporting events via your messaging system.

Task Rabbit: Have a special project needing detailed attention? We can do custom searches and image processing. Just about anything, really. Our
rates are $20.00 for the first half hour and $15.00 for every half-hour thereafter. We will provide an estimate beforehand so you can make sure
you have sufficient funds in your Felon’s Friend account.

Typing (2¢ per word): This includes any markup that you may have (see our manuscript editing markup sheet, available upon request) and one copy
of the finished product. Up to 20 changes (fixes, not new text) are included—new text is at $0.02 per word. Printing additional copies is $0.15
per page; this fee includes first class mailing.

Western Union ($10.00 + 5% service fee in addition to any Western Union fees): We will send Western Union money from your Felon’s Friend
account to anywhere Western Union services.

Non-Fiction Publications (Price includes postage)

Each publication is printed on 8 ½ x 11 paper, booklet style (no bindings or staples). All booklets are mailed unfolded in a
9 x 12 white envelope. The price of each publication includes postage.

Legal Forms
Legal Forms – Title
Copyright Form PA: For registration of published
or unpublished works of the performing arts. This
class includes works prepared for the purpose of
being “performed” directly before an audience or
indirectly “by means of any device or process.”
Works of the performing arts include: (1) musical
works, including any accompanying words; (2)
dramatic works, including any accompanying
music; (3) pantomimes and choreographic works;
and (4) motion pictures and other audiovisual
works.
Copyright Form TX: For registration of published
or unpublished nondramatic literary works,
Pages Price Legal Forms – Title Pages Price
4 $6.00 excluding periodicals or serial issues. This class
includes a wide variety of works: fiction, nonfiction,
poetry, textbooks, reference works, directories,
catalogs, advertising copy, compilations of
information, and computer programs.
Supreme Court Guide for Writ of Certiorari: 25 $7.00
The necessary forms and instructions to file in
forma paupris to the Supreme Court with a sample
layout for the Writ of Certiorari.
4 $6.00

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Legal Publications
Legal Publications – Title Pages Price
American Bar Association Code of Professional 93 $9.00
Responsibilities: This booklet outlines the
professional ethics that an attorney must follow.
American Bar Association Standards on the 80 $8.00
Treatment of Prisoners: This booklet gives the
standards on: Intake and Classification; Conditions
of Confinement; Rules of Conduct and Discipline;
Personal Security; Health Care; Personal Dignity;
Rehabilitation and Reintegration; Grievances and
Access to Courts; Administration and Staffing; and
Accountability and Oversight. This is a must have
booklet for any incarcerated.
Copyright Basics: An overview of the basic 10 $4.00
concepts of copyright under United States Law.
Copyright Registration: An overview of the basic 8 $4.00
concepts of registering a work with the Copyright
Office.
Doctrine of Unconstitutional Conditions in the 33 $7.00
USA: Can the federal government, or a state
government, in the USA require someone to
surrender a constitutional right, as a condition of
receiving some benefit? The general answer is “no”
and in this booklet explores this topic with extensive
quotes from the U.S. Supreme Court.
Fundamental Rights Under Privacy in the USA: 26 $6.50
The U.S. Supreme Court uses the concept of privacy
to designate a zone surrounding individuals, the
family, and the home, into which the government
may not intrude without a compelling interest.
Legal Publications – Title Pages Price
Introduction to Basic Legal Citation: A tutorial on 338 $24.00
how to cite the most widely referenced type of U.S.
legal material, taking account of local norms and the
changes in citation practice forced by the shift from
print to electronic sources.
Legal Research and Citation Style in USA: A 37 $7.50
concise booklet describing how to properly cite cases
in American Jurisprudence, using real examples.
Details are from the Bluebook: A Uniform System of
Citation which is taught in every major law
university.
Summaries of Successful Ineffective Assistance of 82 $11.00
Counsel Claims Post-Wiggins v. Smith: This
booklet cites and details cases where ineffective
assistance of counsel was proven.
The Freedom of Information Act – A Users Guide: 14 $5.00
This booklet explains the process of filing a request.
A sample form is included.
Your Right to Adequate Medical Care: This 30 $7.00
booklet is an excerpt from the Jailhouse Lawyer’s
Manual. It provides the Constitutional requirements
for state and federal inmates as well as pre-trial
detainees. If you think your rights to adequate
medical care have been violated, this will help you
determine if you have a legal claim and how to get
relief.

Writing Guides
Writing Guides – Title Pages Price Writing Guides – Title Pages Price
Capella University Grammar Handbook: This 76 $10.00 Oxford University’s Style Guide: A guide to 30 $6.50
booklet teaches all about sentence basics and writing and formatting documents written by staff
structure, paragraph structure, word choice, on behalf of the University.
punctuation, and mechanics. This is the must have Technical Writing: The finer points of writing, 39 $8.00
book for any writer who wants to write like a pro. explain word usage, how to form technical data and
More About Writing: Companion to Technical 24 $6.00 information.
Writing, this booklet covers and expands on styles Writing a Formal Letter: A guide to writing a 14 $5.00
and usage of words in a non-technical writing. professional letter.

CDL Driver License Handbooks

CDL Handbook Pages Price CDL Handbook Pages Price CDL Handbook
(by State) (by State) Pages Price
(by State)
Alabama 154 $24.10 Kentucky 161 $25.15 North Dakota 150 $23.50
Alaska 159 $24.85 Louisiana 178 $27.70 Ohia 148 $23.20
Arizona 158 $24.70 Maine 161 $25.15 Oklahoma 157 $24.55
Arkansas 156 $24.40 Maryland 168 $26.20 Oregon 124 $19.60
California 208 $32.20 Massachusetts 182 $28.30 Pennsylvania 191 $29.65
Colorado 136 $21.40 Michigan 168 $26.20 Rhode Island 155 $24.25
Connecticut 162 $25.30 Minnesota 196 $30.40 South Carolina 170 $26.50
DC 159 $24.85 Mississippi 142 $22.30 South Dakota 184 $28.60
Delaware 200 $31.00 Missouri 162 $25.30 Tennessee 162 $25.30
Florida 164 $25.60 Montana 166 $25.90 Texas 178 $27.70
Georgia 91 $14.65 Nebraska 176 $27.40 Utah 160 $25.00
Hawaii 154 $24.10 Nevada 163 $25.45 Vermont 171 $26.65
Idaho 281 $43.15 New Hampshire 163 $25.45 Virginia 156 $24.40
Illinois 176 $27.40 New Jersey 168 $26.20 Washington 171 $26.65
Indiana 164 $25.60 New Mexico 160 $25.00 West Virginia 195 $30.25
Iowa 151 $23.65 New York 189 $29.35 Wisconsin 220 $34.00
Kansas 220 $34.00 North Carolina 167 $26.05 Wyoming 130 $20.50

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Release Preparation Guides
Release Preparation Guides – Title Pages Price Release Preparation Guides – Title Pages Price
Credit Guides Chapter 13: Finance & Investment Analysis
Comprehensive Credit Repair Guide: This Chapter 14: Appraisal & Valuation
comprehensive repair guide is written expressly for Chapter 15: Feasibility & Market Analysis
those who already have a need for credit repair and Development, Ownership & Management
are looking for effective ways to resolve Chapter 16: Real Estate Development
outstanding issues in their credit histories Chapter 17: Real Estate Investment &
Employment Ownership (Coming Soon)
Getting Back to Work: Returning to the Labor 14 $3.10 Chapter 18: Real Estate Management
Force After an Absence: Provides useful Chapter 19: Corporate Real Estate
information on how to successfully re-enter the Conclusion and Implications of the Return to Fundamentals
workforce. Chapter 20: Contemporary Issues in Real Estate (Coming Soon)
How to Get a Job in the Federal Government: 25 $3.75 Chapter 21: Global Real Estate
Here's a step-by-step plan to find and apply for Chapter 22: Pulling it all Together
federal jobs. Tells how to understand vacancy Inspirational
announcements, develop your resume and other 33 Life Lessons: Success principles, career advice 53 9.30
useful tips. & habits of successful people
Résumés, Applications, and Cover Letters: Use 12 $2.80
this helpful guide's samples to prepare a winning
cover letter and résumé.
Money Guides
Savings Fitness: A Guide to Your Money and 44 $7.60
Your Financial Future: Create your personal
savings plan and prepare for retirement with this
step-by-step guide.
Taking the Mystery Out of Retirement 62 $10.30
Planning: Designed for those about 10 years from
retirement, this comprehensive publication has
step-by-step worksheets to help you figure out how
much money you need to retire and how to make
sure your funds will last during your retirement.
Business Planning Guides
How to Start a Business – A Step by Step Guide 93 $14.95
to Starting a Small Business Successfully: So,
you are thinking of going into business? This
pamphlet gives you detailed advice on getting a
small business up and running.
Employer Identification Number – An IRS guide 36 $6.50
on understanding your EIN, how to get it, how to
use it and avoid common problems.
Writing a Business Plan: A step by step guide on 20 $4.00
how to write a successful business plan. Pamphlet
includes sample forms to get you started.
Fundamentals of Real Estate: A Behavioral Approach
Part 1: The Real Estate Discipline
Chapter 1: Critical Thinking and Decision- 34 $6.10
Making
Chapter 2: Behavioral Real Estate 43 $7.45
Chapter 3: Multi-dimensional Nature of Real 34 $6.10
Estate
Chapter 4: Real Estate Risk Management 33 $5.95
Part 2: Space-Time Dimensions of Real Estate
Chapter 5: Legal Dimensions of Real Estate 37 $6.55
Chapter 6: Government Regulations Affecting 45 $7.75
Real Estate
Chapter 7: Sustainable Growth Management 47 $8.05
Chapter 8: Core Property Types: Office, Retail 91 $14.65
and Industrial
Chapter 9: Non-Core Property Types: Apartment,
(in revision)
Hotel & Other
Chapter 10: Spatial and Capital Market 34 $6.10
Fundamentals
Part 3: Money-Time Dimensions of Real Estate
Chapter 11: The 3C’s of Value: Creating, (Coming Soon)
Controlling and Capturing
Chapter 12: Basic Finance & Time Value of
Money

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Personal & Other Fun Stuff
Title Pages Price
2024 Felon’s Friend Calendar – an 11” x 17” 12 $12.00
calendar featuring pinup women from a catalog
selection.
2024 Felon’s Friend Male Calendar – an 11” x 12 $12.00
17” calendar featuring famous men in steamy
poses.
2024 Felon’s Friend American Classic Cars 12 $12.00
Calendar – an 11” x 17” calendar featuring classic
American Cars
2024 Felon’s Friend Castle Calendar – an 12 $12.00
11” x 17” calendar featuring famous castles from
around the world.
A Man’s Guide to the Female Mind – A ten-part 111 $17.65
book which peers into the mind of women and get
a better understanding of what makes them tick.
Cats with Hats – A coloring book with the most
delightful collection of felines fashionistas for
every cat lover
Calisthenics: Conditioning and Mobility with 7 $4.50
No Equipment – A how-to guide to exercising
without the aid of any equipment
Federal Prison – A Comprehensive Survival 198 $30.70
Guide – enormous assistance to the individual who
has been or expects to serve time in federal prison.
The Flat Stomach Secret – Seven ab training 22 $4.30
tricks that work so well you’ll think they’re illegal.
The Ultimate Strategy Guide for the Eight 68 $11.00
Types of Women – This is the companion to “A
Man’s Guide to the Female Mind” and describes in
detail the personalities of women.
Transform Your Habits – a guide that will help 49 $8.35
you make progress in health, business and life.

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Games and Leisure Catalog
For those of you who like to spend your time playing BattleTech, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering,
Pathfinder, or other Role-Playing Games, we’ve got you covered! Send a request to us with a stamped envelope (we’ll
address it for you) asking for our Role-Playing Games flyer. In our Role-Playing Games flyer, you will find a large listing
of PDF books that we can print in either color or black and white, different styles of grid paper, large-scale maps, modules
and adventures, and other visual playing guides.

Erotic Fiction
For a complete list of all the stories we currently have available, send a request to us with a self-addressed, stamped
envelope asking for our erotic story list. If your tastes run a bit more extreme, we have an Erotic Story Taboo list (this list
may not be allowed in all institutions—order at your own risk, as there are no refunds if this list, or any item from it, is
rejected by your institution). To receive the Erotic Story Taboo list, send a request with a stamped envelope (We’ll
address it for you) along with six (6) mailable first-class postage stamps (NO POKER CHIPS OR UNUSABLE
STAMPS—your request will not be sent) [or $3.00].
Each steamy erotic story is printed on 8 ½ x 11 paper (5-½” x 8-½” reading page) in a booklet style with no bindings or
staples. Booklets are mailed in a white envelope. If a story has been previously rejected, we will place your payment on
account and notify you immediately for you to choose a different title.
Looking for something special in a story? We have access to tens of thousands of erotic stories from the Internet. Send
your requested topic (specific and detail searches are a Task Rabbit request) and we’ll find what you are looking for. All
printed stories cost $1.00 plus $.10 per reading page. Stories are printed using an 11-point Times New Roman font. If
you require large print, let us know. We don’t fold or staple booklet pages together (unless you specifically request us to
do so, which we gladly will).
If you would like a story customized to a particular name, it costs $2.00 per name replacement prior to printing.

Mailing Stuff to You

If you require us to break your order up into multiple mailings, please add $1.00 for each additional #10 envelope and
$2.50 for each additional larger 9” x 12” envelope that you are requesting (photographs have special rules/pricing, please
see that section for specific details).
A word about the postal services and your mail room: To ensure that your order gets to you, use certified mailing ($4.40
per envelope). With that we can track down and prove that your order was delivered to institutional officials. We also
offer USPS Priority Mail ($10.00 per envelope), which adds $100.00 insurance to your order. With Priority Mail, if your
mail room accepts your order but does not deliver it, we can make a claim to the Postal Inspector for replacement of your
order and let the postal inspector question your mail room staff about their handling of inmate mail. Without this
insurance, we will not replace your order if lost or undelivered to you.

CashApp & PayPal

It’s important that you make sure whoever is sending funds for your account includes either your committed name or
BOP/DOC number. If we receive payment without any identifying information, we will hold it for 90 days and then
refund it back to whomever sent it (if possible), less ten percent ($10.00 minimum) if it is not claimed by anyone. If you
believe you have received funds but have not received a receipt from us, tell us who sent the money (their account name)

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and how much it was for. If the information matches what we have in our unclaimed file, we’ll credit your account
accordingly.

Felon’s Club
For those of you who are bulk purchasers and want in on wholesale pricing, a telephone number to call our staff 2, and
other incentives, this club is for you! You get a free catalog each month (your choice), automatically receive new flyers as
they are published, ten percent (10%) commission on orders placed by anyone you refer to us 3, and a twenty-cent (20¢)
rebate on all photographs purchased and a twenty percent (20%) rebate on erotic stories purchased 4. The annual
membership fee is $100.00. Send a stamped envelope for further details.

If there is anything we can offer that you do not see here on this flyer—ask! We are in the business of helping those who
are incarcerated.
Electronic Messaging users (e.g., TruLincs, J-Pay (Securus Technologies), Connect Network, or GettingOut (ViaPath)): If
your service requires us to pay to send you a message, you must have funds on your account and authorize us to use some
of your funds to send you messages. Otherwise, we will not respond to any system requiring us to pay to use it.
When ordering, you can either use our order sheet, or just put your order on a plain piece of paper. Ensure that your order
is written out completely and legibly—if we can’t read it, we can send you stuff. For answers to questions, please include
a self-addressed, stamped envelope for replies to any questions you may have. Also, if you send us any materials that you
want returned, you must include a self-addressed, stamped envelope (with sufficient postage) for it to be mailed back to
you.

Current Flyers
To receive a flyer, simply send us a Stamped Envelope (we’ll address it for you) and request the flyer you want. One
request per envelope please. Our current flyers are:
 Goods & Services #7
 Role Playing Games #3
 Erotic Stories #4
 Erotic Stories – Taboo #4
 Cover-ups & Nudes #2
Next release of flyers will on or about November 1, 2024. You must send a request to us with a stamped envelope (we’ll
address it for you) to receive an updated flyer; we don’t automatically mail them out. No stamped envelope, no flyer, no
bueno.

2
Abuse of this privilege may cause it to be suspended.
3
On any publications, photos, or erotic stories that we produce in-house.
4
Purchase thresholds must be met monthly for rebates to apply. “Lenny
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