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You'd think that one eccentric loner
would have made himself a costume.
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I mean, is everyday
life really so exciting?
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Are schools and offices so thrilling...
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...that I'm the only one who
ever fantasized about this?
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Come on, be honest with yourself.
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At some point in our lives we
all wanted to be a superhero.
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That's not me, by the way.
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That's some Armenian guy with a
history of mental health problems.
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Who am I?
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I'm Kick-Ass.
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That's me... back before any
of this crazy shit happened.
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I guess I was the last person
you'd expect to become a superhero.
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I'm not saying there was
anything wrong with me...
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...but there's nothing special, either.
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- asshole!
- I wasn't into sports.
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I wasn't a mathlete
or a hard core gamer.
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I didn't have a piercing
or an eating disorder,
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or 3000 friends on myspace.
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My only superpower was
being invisible to girls.
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And out of my friends, man,
I wasn't even the funny one.
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Like most people my age, I just existed.
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Good morning, class.
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Please open your books
to act two, scene two.
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Kick in my bedroom door and you'll
probably find me watching tv...
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...or talking to my
friend todd on skype.
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- You watching 'family guy'?
- No.
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Me neither. turn on
nippleslip. com. it's good.
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Or jerking off, mostly
to my english teacher.
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Dave Lizewski. don't think I haven't
noticed you looking at my tits.
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Oh, I want your hands
all over me, Dave. please.
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Sure, a lot of what got me
through the average school day...
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...was making deposits in the
whac koff warehouse for later.
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Though, to be honest, it
didn't take much to set me off.
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I swear, when my hormones balance out...
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...shares in kleenex are
gonna take a dive, man.
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Dave Lizewski. shouldn't you be
looking at 'Hamlet' right now?
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Yes, mrs Zane.
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Sorry.
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That's not superhero, though.
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Super's like being stronger than
everybody and flying and shit.
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That's just hero.
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No, it's not even hero.
it's just fucking psycho.
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Hello? Bruce Wayne? he
didn't have any powers.
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Yes, but he had all the
expensive shit that doesn't exist.
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I thought you meant how come
nobody does it in real life?
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Yeah, Todd, that's what I meant.
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Dude, if anybody did it in real
life they'd get their ass kicked.
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- They'd be dead in, like, a day.
- A day.
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Yeah, okay, I'm not
saying they should do it.
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I just can't figure out why nobody does.
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Seriously, out of all the millions
of people who love superheroes,
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You'd think one would give it a try.
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Jesus, guys, does it not bug you?
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Why thousands of people wanna be Paris
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Hilton and nobody wants to be spiderman?
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Yeah, what's with that? she
has, like, no tits at all.
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Maybe it's a porn tape. he
doesn't have a porn tape.
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You guys never saw 'One
Night in Spiderman'?
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Oooh, guess who?
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Is it me or do you kinda
feel sorry for chris D'Amico?
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Must be terrible to have a rich
dad and everything you want.
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I wish you wouldn't have said anything
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Cos I feel like I'm
gonna start crying...
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The fact that he's always on his own.
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- Again?
- Uh-huh.
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Only if we can go by the
bowling alley on the way back.
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- The bowling alley? Yeah. and ice-cream after.
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Okay. two more rounds. no wincing...
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...no whining, and you got
yourself a deal, young lady.
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Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae.
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Good call, baby doll.
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So, have you thought about what
you might want for your birthday?
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Can I get a puppy?
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- You wanna get a dog?
- Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one.
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And a bratz moviestar makeover sasha.
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I'm just fucking with you, daddy.
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Look, I'll have a benchmade
model-42 butterfly knife.
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Oh, child. you always
knock me for a loop.
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- You know what?
- What?
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- I'm gonna get you two.
- Two?
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One balisong. two balisong.
that's what you get.
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The glass of fashion
and the mould of form.
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- The observed of all observers,
- Quite, quite down!
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And I, of ladies most
deject and wretched...
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I'll be honest,
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There wasn't a whole lot of
crime-fighting in those first few weeks.
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But even so, my new
vocation kept me plenty busy.
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Shit.
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I called it preparation.
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But if you called it fantasizing,
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Why can't I have a gun?
I'm a security guard.
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You're a doorman now. you
don't get a gun no more.
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I look like a putz.
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You look sharp. all them buttons.
do your job, open the fucking door.
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Have a nice day.
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- Good morning, Frank.
- Hey, Joe, how you doing?
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Great.
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- Want some coffee?
- Maybe later.
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- Morning, Ange.
- Morning.
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- Chris.
- Morning, Joe.
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Frank, we got a thing.
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It's a big thing, Frank.
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Okay.
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- Sorry, hon.
- Do what you gotta do.
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- Chris, where do you think you're going?
- I gotta talk to dad.
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Christopher.
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Frank, honey.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I don't mind you talking business.
I was just gonna sit quietly.
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I should probably start
learning this stuff anyway.
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Hey, go finish your oatmeal.
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God-dammit, I'm gonna be 18
in 8 months, for christ sakes.
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Take a seat.
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So what's the problem?
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Our Russian says that tre just sold
him another 5 k's at half price.
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- Which Tre? Tre Tre?
- Right. dead Tre.
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Okay, pop quiz. what's the
proper name for one of those?
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Balisong. it's Filipino. Ask me another.
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Excellent, good.
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The AR15 was a lighter...
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00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,290
...smaller calibre
version of what design?
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Eugene Stoner's AR10.
now give me a hard one.
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00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:12,420
The name of...
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...John Woo's first
full-length feature?
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'Tie Han Rou Qing'. 'The Young Dragons'.
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Daddy, look.
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Hey, come on, you're not looking.
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The point is some fucker
is killing our guys.
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And until we find out who that is,
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- He lie about...
- Fucking mamaluke...
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This work like a regular microwave?
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Fuck do I know? we're not making a
hungry man dinner. just turn it on.
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Here we go.
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00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:46,120
Okay, I wanna know
who sold you our coke.
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And don't tell me somebody
who's dead this time.
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Can he hear you? I don't
think he can hear you.
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I said who really sold you our coke?
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Who sold...
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...you... our... coke?
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00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,650
Oh, shit! shit!
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00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,550
This is awesome!
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I look like fricking wolverine.
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00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:28,100
You still have that metal
detector at your school?
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00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,570
Yeah. it's gonna have a meltdown.
346
00:24:33,010 --> 00:24:35,470
Dave, I need to ask you something.
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Okay.
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The police report. they found you naked.
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You said you didn't remember why.
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The muggers, they didn't...
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What?
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No. jesus. no, I... I wasn't even...
353
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In the ambulance they threw my
clothes away because of the blood.
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Okay, okay.
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Seemed like no time at all
before I was back on my feet.
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- Dave's what?
- Keep it down.
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Apart from some
messed-up nerve endings,
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The doctors fixed me up pretty good.
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00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:22,060
- Did you feel that?
- No.
360
00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:25,120
You're like fucking Jason Bourne
or something, man. that owns.
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- How about that?
- No, Marty.
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Give it a fucking rest.
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I've only been back like half a day and
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You're already making me
kinda miss the hospital.
365
00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,840
He's right. I'm sorry. I'm
acting totally childish.
366
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,730
- Stop with the fork.
- Watch this.
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Hey.
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Dave, hey.
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Oh, hey.
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00:25:58,330 --> 00:26:00,520
How are you? you look better.
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I'm good. yeah, much better.
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00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:16,140
Who knows, this might even get you laid.
399
00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:19,300
No, not if she thinks he's
gay, Todd. you fucking retard.
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00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:22,430
- That's really fucking helping me!
- I'm just being honest.
401
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:28,580
I was getting back to my old self.
402
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,850
I should have quit, of course...
403
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,450
...but you can't just
re-programme yourself...
404
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:37,160
...what you want, who you
are, your purpose in life.
405
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,930
No, I'm just standing around.
406
00:27:40,390 --> 00:27:41,490
No, I'm not!
407
00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,430
- It is what it is.
- How about that, huh?
408
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:49,670
Oh, yeah. didn't see that, did you?
409
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,610
Think it's best that you just walk away.
410
00:27:51,610 --> 00:27:53,070
Well maybe you shouldn't do that.
411
00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:54,040
What? huh?
412
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:54,980
Are you looking at me?
413
00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:56,600
Well, this is my business.
414
00:28:08,090 --> 00:28:11,290
Me? my hardware was fixed now.
415
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,260
I was back and running
Kick-Ass version 2.0.
416
00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:26,800
Excuse me. Have you seen this cat?
417
00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:29,270
No? okay, thank you.
418
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,740
Excuse me, ma'am,
have you seen this cat?
419
00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,980
I'm sorry, did you see this cat?
420
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,310
No? okay.
421
00:29:00,370 --> 00:29:02,030
Oh, great!
422
00:29:03,210 --> 00:29:06,270
Here, kitty. here, mr Bitey.
423
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:13,390
Come on. no, no, no, no, no.
424
00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:15,550
No, no, no. mr Bitey, come on.
425
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,020
Back here. come on, let's
get you home. come on.
426
00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:32,930
Fuck you, mr Bitey!
427
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,850
Oh, god, I'm so sorry, man.
428
00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:39,780
You fucking...
429
00:29:44,990 --> 00:29:45,950
Thanks, freak.
430
00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:52,050
- Leave him alone.
- Fuck off, it's none of your business.
431
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,420
Yes it is.
432
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:26,620
Hey, call 911!
433
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:36,160
Hey, there's a dude dressed like a
superhero fighting a bunch of guys.
434
00:30:40,970 --> 00:30:42,460
It's fucking awesome!
435
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:11,160
Leave him alone!
436
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,440
Give it up, man. just walk away.
437
00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:22,710
No, never.
438
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:27,950
What the fuck is wrong with you? you'd
rather die for some piece of shit..
439
00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:30,420
...that you don't even fucking know?
440
00:31:30,790 --> 00:31:34,820
You 3 assholes laying into 1
guy while everybody else watches.
441
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,720
And you wanna know
what's wrong with me?!
442
00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:44,170
Yeah, I'd rather die. so bring it on!
443
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,270
You're fucking crazy, kid.
444
00:31:56,980 --> 00:31:57,920
Thank you.
445
00:31:58,690 --> 00:31:59,580
What?!
446
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:01,910
Thank you.
447
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,830
That fucking rocked. who are you?
448
00:32:10,030 --> 00:32:11,260
I'm Kick-Ass.
449
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,310
Dude, you gotta check this shit out.
450
00:32:18,310 --> 00:32:19,170
What is it?
451
00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:22,180
And coming up after the hour.
452
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:25,580
A costume vigilante has become
the latest internet phenomenon...
453
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,640
After a Hamilton park resident filmed
the man's remarkable intervention...
454
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,820
- This is awesome.
- Fuck, yeah!
455
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,890
Welcome to this special
edition of eye on New York.
456
00:32:35,890 --> 00:32:38,660
How far would you go
to help your fellow man?
457
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:41,960
This colourful individual
has been all over the news...
458
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,130
...after a video of his intervention
of street gang violence...
459
00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,760
...became the most watched
clip on the internet.
460
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,530
You 3 assholes laying into 1 guy...
461
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,540
Myspace...38 friends.
462
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,840
Kick Ass's myspace...16,000
and counting.
463
00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:01,740
This thing was going
crazy and I was loving it.
464
00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:05,390
And finally, we want
to know who is this man.
465
00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:09,150
Does anyone have any idea
who this wetsuit crusader is?
466
00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:12,060
He must be someone's
son, someone's brother,
467
00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:13,390
Someone's next door neighbour.
468
00:33:13,390 --> 00:33:15,620
Holy shit. what happened?
469
00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:18,320
What happened? this guy happened.
470
00:33:19,770 --> 00:33:21,630
It's a great day for america, everybody.
471
00:33:23,140 --> 00:33:26,770
Everybody's favourite superhero
right now. Kick-Ass, right?
472
00:33:27,370 --> 00:33:28,810
Yeah!
473
00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:34,270
I like kick-ass. his costume is crappy.
474
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,070
He looks like a transvestite...
475
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:38,550
You know what? everyone likes kick-ass.
476
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,650
Did you see the clip? He
was actually pretty good.
477
00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:44,220
Good at getting his ass kicked.
478
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:47,450
He should call himself
ass-kick instead.
479
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,660
That doesn't even make sense.
480
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,370
519
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,610
Who the fuck are you?
520
00:36:54,110 --> 00:36:56,910
I'm Ki... I'm a friend of Katie's.
521
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,880
Kids nowadays in their tights.
522
00:37:19,410 --> 00:37:22,430
So, which one of you guys is Rasul?
523
00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:33,310
I'm Rasul. can't you
tell by my big titties?
524
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:38,520
What is this? trick
or treat or something?
525
00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:42,420
Fuck. now I'm dead.
526
00:37:43,830 --> 00:37:47,430
I've a message for Rasul
about Katie Deauxma.
527
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,490
Katie?
528
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,940
Oh, you're Rasul?
529
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:57,510
Okay. you gotta stay away
from Katie now. It's over.
530
00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:01,300
So if you just leave her
alone everything will be fine.
531
00:38:01,850 --> 00:38:02,840
What?
532
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,720
547
00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:23,350
Hey, I got one of those.
548
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,030
Come on.
549
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:44,510
So you wanna play.
550
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:02,590
What the fuck?
551
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,360
Oh, dude, that is
one gay-looking taser.
552
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:13,740
Relax, we're on the same team.
553
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,340
Hey, get up.
554
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:26,780
Now, hit girl, we always
keep our backs where?
555
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,820
To the wall, daddy, I
know. it won't happen again.
556
00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:34,650
- Nice shot, by the way.
- Thank you.
557
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,670
Let's go.
558
00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:58,680
Hey, asshole, you can't
use the front door now.
559
00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:14,460
Wait, wait, wait.
560
00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:16,800
What?
561
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,340
Who are you?
562
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,430
Me?
563
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,970
I'm Hit Girl.
564
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:27,300
Big Daddy.
565
00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:34,420
Come on.
566
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,950
Come on!
567
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,390
Hit girl and Big Daddy.
568
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,160
They were the real deal.
569
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:24,690
Me?
570
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,270
I was just a stupid dick in a wetsuit.
571
00:43:43,860 --> 00:43:46,150
What is this? what am I looking at here?
572
00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:49,660
It was Sal's phone. They
found it in his hand.
573
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:52,230
He must have taken that
right before he died.
574
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:55,960
I know this sounds fucked-up,
Frankie, but that guy in the picture...
575
00:43:56,870 --> 00:44:00,030
...I think it's that
superhero nut job from the tv.
576
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,210
Who?
577
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,670
Kick-Ass?
578
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,510
One guy?
579
00:44:06,450 --> 00:44:09,440
Hold on, you're telling me one
guy killed 8 of my men tonight?
580
00:44:14,050 --> 00:44:18,180
8 at Sal's place. 4 at that kid Rasul's.
581
00:44:19,530 --> 00:44:21,690
We have no merchandise
on the street at all?
582
00:44:21,690 --> 00:44:22,790
Right.
583
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,790
- One guy?
- I think.
584
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:32,090
If you're right, we'll look like
the biggest pussies in new york.
585
00:44:32,710 --> 00:44:34,200
What do you want me to do?
586
00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:40,210
I want kick-ass's fucking head
on a stick, and I want it now.
587
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,850
I didn't say anything
to anyone, I swear.
588
628
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,550
Where's Cody? he's late.
629
00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:03,350
Thank you, Cody. We
appreciate your co-operation.
630
00:47:03,460 --> 00:47:05,120
Let me out now?
631
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,250
I gave you all them names and addresses.
632
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,730
Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody.
633
00:47:09,730 --> 00:47:12,300
You and your crazy midget friend
can go bash whoever you want.
634
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:13,000
Hey, come on.
635
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,700
Hey, I know some very bad people
up town. really nasty individuals.
636
00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,540
Let me go. hey, come on.
637
00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:21,200
Hey, hey, don't do this. you
don't need to do this. come on.
638
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,610
Please. hey.
639
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:26,770
Come on, no, no...
640
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,010
No, no, no! come on, please!
641
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,420
Hey, you're crazy. please!
642
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,460
What a douche.
643
00:48:01,950 --> 00:48:04,350
You have done self tan before, right?
644
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:07,540
Yeah, like, I do it all the time.
645
00:48:08,250 --> 00:48:11,490
Murder, superheroes
breaking into my bedroom.
646
00:48:11,590 --> 00:48:15,320
My life had turned into some fucked-up
dream I couldn't wake up from.
647
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,330
Even the good parts
were totally surreal.
648
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,400
Oh, hey, I read those old
Ditko Spidermans you gave me.
649
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,830
They're actually pretty good.
650
00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,500
Yeah, they are.
651
00:48:28,010 --> 00:48:30,770
And it's been a whole week
since I've heard from Rasul.
652
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,380
That's great.
653
00:49:30,670 --> 00:49:35,830
Once upon a time there were 2
supercops called Daddy and Marcus...
654
00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:38,530
...who were very good
at getting bad guys.
655
682
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:49,340
You started some kind of
fucked-up superhero club?
683
00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:52,740
- Never heard of him.
- Okay. heads up, all right?
684
00:51:52,950 --> 00:51:54,810
You keep carrying on
like you been carrying on,
685
00:51:54,810 --> 00:51:57,580
It's only a matter of time
before Gigante is looking for you.
686
00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:01,850
He's been on D'Amico's payroll ever
since you passed up the opportunity.
687
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,420
You know I'm not gonna stop.
688
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:09,660
Not until D'Amico and his
whole damn operation...
689
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:13,750
...are burnt to ashes and buried.
690
00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:16,900
It ain't gonna bring her back, damon.
691
00:52:18,170 --> 00:52:20,660
This is not the life for Mindy.
692
00:52:23,380 --> 00:52:25,370
You owe that kid a childhood.
693
00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:28,800
I'll tell you who owes her a childhood.
694
00:52:29,250 --> 00:52:31,270
Frank D'Amico!
695
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,760
Holy shit.
696
00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:56,830
I don't fucking believe it.
697
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:01,540
Follow him, round the corner.
698
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:03,840
Not too fast.
699
00:53:07,250 --> 00:53:09,020
What's with the high-fives?
700
00:53:09,450 --> 00:53:11,580
I'll give you a
motherfucking high-five.
701
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,520
High-fiving bullshit.
keep going, keep going.
702
00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,230
Not too close.
703
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,790
He's going in the alley.
704
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,300
He's going in the alley.
705
00:53:27,710 --> 00:53:31,270
Okay, when I tell you,
stop the car. ready?
706
00:53:35,310 --> 00:53:37,680
Hey, kick-ass.
707
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,040
How you doing?
708
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:44,880
Kill my men, huh? take my fucking coke!
709
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:47,130
Whoa, whoa, whoa, boss.
723
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,200
What if kick-ass did it? I feel like
I should call the cops or something.
724
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,900
You're talking crazy. there's no way.
725
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,200
He probably didn't even
read your email yet.
726
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:50,900
Yeah.
727
00:54:50,900 --> 00:54:52,800
You got nothing to worry about.
728
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:58,000
I'm so glad you're
here. I'm in such a mess.
729
00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:00,700
That's okay. it's not a problem.
730
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:03,200
You're the best.
731
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,900
I hope it's okay to say this,
but... it so sucks that you're gay.
732
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,100
I don't fucking believe this.
733
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:21,600
What kind of children's
enter-fuckingtainer is that?
734
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:24,700
What kind of kid has a...
735
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:28,500
...a spiderman party, sure,
but a fucking kick-ass party?
736
750
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,300
What the hell are you
doing? Get the hell out.
751
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:07,200
- Do you wanna hear it or not?
- Hear what?
752
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:10,400
Okay, look. you're a superhero and...
753
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,900
...you can't trust anyone because
they'll expose your secret identity...
754
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,200
Comic books this kid
reads, all fucking day long.
755
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,990
The point is, there's only one way a
superhero can trust a stranger, and..
756
00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:23,500
...I can be that stranger. you've
just gotta give me a chance.
757
00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:26,100
I know I can do it. I
just need a few things.
758
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,900
Like what?
759
00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:32,500
I need these things.
760
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:38,600
What, are you fucking kidding
me? what the hell is this?
761
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,400
It's, it's everything I need.
762
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:43,000
And you might have to screw someone
776
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,400
...watching the entire 'ugly
betty' box set and did pedicures.
777
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:24,600
I'm telling you, the, the longer
you wait, the worse it's gonna get.
778
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,300
I know. I was gonna tell
her. she seemed so happy.
779
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:31,200
- I don't know when's the right time.
- Well, now's your chance.
780
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:34,100
- She didn't see that, did she?
- Hey, guys.
781
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,300
- Hi.
- Hi, sweet.
782
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,000
Did you watch the tv?
the new superhero guy?
783
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,500
How cool is that?
784
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,200
What?
785
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,700
- Hey, look.
- Could you turn it up, please?
786
00:57:44,700 --> 00:57:45,800
Check this out.
787
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,200
Far from being put off, this
individual, who calls himself red mist...
788
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,400
815
01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,300
Straight up. and listen, if you...
816
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:09,700
...wanted me to be your
sidekick or something...
817
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:11,900
You wanna be my sidekick?
818
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:15,700
Yeah, man. you and me
together, we would own.
819
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:17,800
You wanna go fight some crime?
820
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:20,200
Oh, what you mean like right now?
821
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,400
Yeah, man. come on, I got
something I wanna show you.
822
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,500
Er, I mean, like to be honest with you,
823
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:28,300
I only ever fight crime
between like 9 and 2 weekdays.
824
01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,500
So I'm gonna need to
get back pretty soon.
825
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,200
Sweet.
826
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:41,800
- Is that yours?
- Meet the mist mobile.
827
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:54,300
Satnav got my iPhone so I can
check the websites for emergencies
828
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:55,800
When we're driving around.
829
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,600
Got a little bit of mood
lighting right there.
830
01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:01,200
Rear-view camera. no big deal.
831
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,300
Check this. You're
gonna fucking love this.
832
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,400
The mist.
833
01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:16,400
That's right, we're
superheroes, love us.
834
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,500
- Smoke?
- No.
835
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,490
I feel a little weed takes the
edge off things when I'm on patrol,
836
01:01:26,490 --> 01:01:26,900
You know.
837
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,600
Going up against a crowd can
get kinda scary, don't you think?
838
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,500
Something wrong?
839
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:38,800
You're so not how I expected.
840
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,600
I got this e-mail from this chick.
841
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,500
869
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,100
Fuck.
870
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,400
- Shit. fuck.
- Red Mist!
871
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:10,800
Red Mist!
872
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Hey, man, can you hear me?
873
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:26,500
Oh, jeez.
874
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,400
Red Mist!
875
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:39,900
Red mist! Where the fuck are you?!
876
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:18,500
We gotta get the hell outta
here. dude, move your fucking ass!
877
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,900
Holy shit.
878
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,200
- Did you see those bodies?
- Yeah, man.
879
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,200
- Why did you save the teddy?
- What?
880
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,200
I don't know, man. come on.
881
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:04,900
Come.
882
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,400
What the hell are you doing, Frank?
883
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,300
You know I can't be here.
What if somebody saw me?
884
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:13,040
That motherfucker kick-Ass burnt
down my warehouse and killed my men,
885
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:13,600
Gigante.
886
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,600
Wait, wait, wait. slow
down. Kick-Ass? are you sure?
887
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:20,200
You gotta help me, vic. My son
was there and he's still missing.
888
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,400
They're all dead!
889
01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,700
Everybody in the warehouse is dead.
890
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:31,100
- Put the gun down, Vic, it's Chris.
- Chris is red mist?
891
01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:33,500
It's not red mist you gotta
worry about. it's Kick-Ass.
892
01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:36,400
No, no, no, it's not. Kick-Ass
is just some geek, dad.
893
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:39,500
You don't have to worry about
him. you need to watch this.
894
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:44,100
- Why, what does it do?
- Are you fucking kidding me?
895
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:44,900
What?
896
01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:46,700
God-damn it, just sit down.
897
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
What are you doing? What
the hell is that thing?
898
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
You bought this to spy on
the nanny when I was a kid.
899
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,400
Don't you remember?
900
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,700
- And you put it in the warehouse?
- Yeah.
901
01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:02,610
I thought it'd be cool to put the
unmasking of kick-ass on the internet.
902
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,400
Watch.
903
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:10,090
I told her, "sit on my lap,
904
01:07:10,090 --> 01:07:12,000
We'll talk about the
first thing that comes up".
905
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,300
- Yeah?
- Just got the text. he's on his way.
906
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,300
He did very good. don't
kill him till I get there.
907
01:07:22,300 --> 01:07:23,300
Right.
908
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,900
Who the hell is this guy?
909
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:41,900
I don't know, dad.
910
01:08:43,100 --> 01:08:45,400
But Kick-Ass told me we're not
the only superheroes in town.
911
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:47,600
Maybe he knows who this guy is.
912
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,400
I want this place locked down.
913
01:08:52,100 --> 01:08:55,000
Nobody comes in, nobody goes out.
914
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,400
Not until somebody
finds this cocksucker...
915
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,200
...and pulls his fucking
lungs out through his ass!
916
01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:08,600
Listen, they're on to
you. do you hear me?
917
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:09,900
They're on to you.
918
01:09:09,900 --> 01:09:12,400
I thought they were
looking for Kick-Ass.
919
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:16,300
Not any more. gigante put
on a movie show for us.
920
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:17,700
Different superhero.
921
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:21,200
In a warehouse, killing a
whole bunch of D'Amico's guys.
922
936
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,600
I never felt more alone.
937
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,800
I'd always dreamed of
being a superhero...
938
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,900
...but this was a nightmare.
939
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,300
It was time to stop
wearing this stupid costume.
940
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,700
But there was one last
thing I needed it for.
941
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,400
What's the difference between
Spiderman and Peter Parker?
942
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,900
Spiderman gets the girl.
943
01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:58,600
Hey, I'm Kick-Ass.
944
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:05,700
I'm Kick-Ass. you mail me?
945
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,500
Please.
946
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,400
Oh, fuck! oh, fuck!
947
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,300
Fucking freak in a mask!
948
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,800
- Get out of my house!
- Katie, I'm not gonna hurt you.
949
01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:16,500
All right?
950
01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:19,000
Oh, no, no, no, it's
me, it's me. all right?
951
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:22,100
- I, I was only trying to surprise you, I'm sorry.
- Dave?
952
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:25,000
What the fuck are you doing?
why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?
953
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,500
- Because I am Kick-Ass. what are you talking about?
954
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:30,900
And I'm also not gay.
955
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:32,600
Fuck!
956
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:36,300
And I'm an idiot, and a shit friend.
I lied to you, I know, and if...
957
01:11:36,300 --> 01:11:37,100
Oh my god.
958
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,800
I know. If it makes you feel any better,
959
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:42,400
I, I don't think you can hate me any
more right now than I hate myself.
960
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:44,700
Please...
961
01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:48,800
...look, I'm really, really sorry.
962
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:54,700
I've never met anyone who's
as beautiful and as kind and...
963
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,900
...lovely as you.
964
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,200
You deserve better.
965
01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:21,800
Dave.
966
01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:23,100
Yes?
967
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:26,240
My mom has the burglar
alarm on downstairs,
968
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,100
So you should probably use the window.
969
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:35,600
Or...
970
01:12:40,300 --> 01:12:42,100
...or you could just stay.
971
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,900
Stay? What like when
we have a sleepover?
972
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,900
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
973
01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:00,000
Well...
974
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:31,300
We gotta get over it...
975
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:35,400
...on top of it and then into
it. right in the middle of it.
976
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:37,300
Daddy, I think I've found one.
977
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:40,400
It's perfect and they
can deliver it in 3 days.
978
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:44,500
Ah, it's 300,000 bucks.
979
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,600
Well, can you think of anything
else you'd rather spend it on?
980
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:51,400
Oh my gosh. that is cool.
981
01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:52,700
Yeah.
982
01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:55,200
Add to shopping cart.
983
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:56,600
Okay.
984
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:03,000
Out of Kick-Ass and Red Mist,
who would win in a fight?
985
01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:05,500
Why are they fighting?
that seems stupid.
986
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,000
- What do you think?
- I don't know,
987
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,700
But Kick-Ass is cuter.
988
01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:10,900
Really?
989
01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:12,100
Mmm-hmm.
990
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:16,200
I for one would definitely fuck
So I promised her my
Kick-Ass days were over.
1004
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,300
And the truth was I
hardly missed it at all.
1005
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,700
I hadn't even checked the
website for, like, a week.
1006
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,700
Okay, I'm off, then.
1007
01:15:13,500 --> 01:15:14,800
No Katie tonight?
1008
01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:18,900
Tomorrow. Wednesday, she's got
one of those volunteer things.
1009
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,000
You seem like a different
guy, you know that?
1010
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:25,400
Your mom would have been so happy to
see you out of your shell like this.
1011
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:27,800
Have a good night.
1012
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,100
Hey, baby.
1013
01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,800
Hey, what's going on?
1014
01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:44,100
I gotta do a Kick-Ass thing.
1015
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:47,000
What? I thought you were done with that.
1016
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,400
This is the last time. I totally swear.
1017
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,000
I worry about you.
1018
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,800
Well, I wish you wouldn't worry.
1019
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:56,900
I can't help it, I do because I...
1020
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:01,100
...I care about you a lot.
1021
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:06,400
I care about you a lot, too.
1022
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,500
This better be pretty serious, dude.
1023
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,900
Cos I promised my girlfriend
that I'm done with all this shit.
1024
01:16:40,900 --> 01:16:44,200
How about both of us being dead?
is that serious enough for you?
1025
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,600
Dead? how?
1026
01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:49,100
Well, it turns out those
dead guys from the warehouse
1027
01:16:49,100 --> 01:16:52,600
Had some bad motherfuckers for friends,
and they think we did that shit.
1028
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,400
There's a price on our heads, man.
1029
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:57,000
A price on our heads? what
is this, the wild west?
1030
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,800
I'm not messing with you, dude.
1044
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,500
- Oh, kick-ass?
- Mmm-hmm.
1045
01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:56,700
You go get dressed. I'll tell
him to meet us at safe house 'b'.
1046
01:17:56,700 --> 01:17:58,700
We'll have our hot
chocolate when we get back.
1047
01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:00,000
- Okay, daddy.
- Come on.
1048
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,600
There you go.
1049
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,400
- Do you know where that is?
- No, but I'll put it in the gps.
1050
01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:16,700
Right, let's go.
1051
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,200
Shit.
1052
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,500
Okay, okay, okay.
1053
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:09,700
Well. here you are and... Red Mist. two.
1054
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,600
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Good to meet you, sir.
1055
01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:19,500
Please, come in.
1056
01:20:19,900 --> 01:20:21,000
After you.
1057
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,400
1085
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,000
...nobody knows who he is.
1086
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:02,100
- That's not fair.
- Life's not fair, get over it.
1087
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:04,200
What are you gonna do to them?
1088
01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:07,800
You really wanna be
a part of my business?
1089
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:10,900
Yeah.
1090
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,600
Then sit down, shut up and watch.
1091
01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:26,600
Frank, we're ready. enjoy the show.
1092
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:29,320
- Are you controlling this thing?
- I sure am.
1093
01:22:29,320 --> 01:22:31,200
Big brother, watch and learn.
1094
01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:33,300
Welcome back. breaking news,
1095
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:35,900
A worldwide web broadcast
of the new york superhero
1096
01:22:35,900 --> 01:22:39,300
Who calls himself Kick-Ass
is about to be shown live.
1097
01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:42,500
Rumours have it this will
be his farewell appearance...
1098
1138
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:01,100
No, no...
1139
01:25:03,100 --> 01:25:06,100
Despite initial speculation that
this may be some kind of hoax...
1140
01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:10,600
...or publicity stunt, it is now clear
the hostages are in genuine danger.
1141
01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,780
That all signs point to the intention to
1142
01:25:12,780 --> 01:25:15,400
Stage a live execution
in the next few minutes.
1143
01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:32,600
Even with my metal plates and
my fucked-up nerve endings...
1144
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:35,900
...I gotta tell you... that hurt.
1145
01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:41,000
Kerosene. yes, the silent killer.
1146
01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:44,800
But not half as much as the idea
of leaving everything behind.
1147
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:46,300
Katie.
1148
01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:48,100
My dad.
1149
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:50,000
Todd and Marty.
1150
01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,500
And all the things I'd never do.
1151
01:25:52,900 --> 01:25:55,100
Like learn to drive.
1152
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:57,800
Or see what me and Katie's
kids would look like.
1153
01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:00,800
- or find out what happened on 'Lost'.
- Spicy, spicy.
1154
01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:03,320
And if you think I'm gonna make it
1155
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:06,000
Through this since I'm
talking to you now...
1156
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,900
...quit being such a smartass.
1157
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:12,000
Hell, dude, you never seen 'sin city'...
1158
01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:15,200
...'Sunset Boulevard',
'American Beauty'?
1159
01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:16,900
And this...
1160
01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:19,100
...for all you cavemen out there...
1161
01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:22,000
...is fire.
1162
01:26:22,700 --> 01:26:23,600
No.
1163
01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:33,100
Fire. fire is good.
1164
01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:36,900
Fire is our friend.
1165
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:38,900
Oh, yeah.
1166
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:46,600
Gentlemen...
1167
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,300
...time to die.
1168
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,200
What the...?
1169
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:05,000
- What the fuck just happened?
- Hey, hey, somebody find the lights.
1170
01:27:56,300 --> 01:27:57,600
Get the lighter!
1171
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,700
It's on the floor right
over there. find the lighter.
1172
01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:07,700
I got it.
1173
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:23,400
No!
1174
01:28:23,400 --> 01:28:25,400
Take cover, child!
1175
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:34,000
Now switch to kryptonite!
1176
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,300
Kryptonite. yeah.
1177
01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:09,800
Go to Robin's Revenge!
1178
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,900
Robin. Robin, Robin...
1179
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,100
Show's over, motherfuckers.
1180
1194
01:31:27,300 --> 01:31:29,300
I love you, too, daddy.
1195
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:38,600
I love you, too, daddy.
1196
01:31:40,100 --> 01:31:41,400
Sleep tight.
1197
01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:02,100
What's your name?
1198
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:04,800
I mean your real name.
1199
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,900
A superhero never
reveals his true identity.
1200
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:10,600
What? look, you can't go on...
1201
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:14,500
However you lived before...
1202
01:32:17,900 --> 01:32:19,200
...it's over.
1203
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,300
Is there anybody else? Any family or...?
1204
01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:26,200
Look, I can take care of myself.
1205
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:29,600
I saved your sorry ass.
1206
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:34,200
What about money? you
gotta think long term.
1207
01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:36,900
I've got 3 million
dollars in a suitcase.
1208
01:32:37,900 --> 01:32:40,400
That long term enough for you?
1209
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:45,000
It's not all about the money.
1210
01:32:46,500 --> 01:32:48,000
I owe you.
1211
01:32:49,500 --> 01:32:51,800
If it wasn't for you I'd be dead.
1212
01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:54,500
And if it wasn't for you...
1213
01:32:56,400 --> 01:32:58,100
...my dad wouldn't be.
1214
01:33:15,000 --> 01:33:16,400
Look...
1215
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:20,800
...pack up whatever you need
and we'll go back to my place.
1216
01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:24,800
I just need to clean my face.
1217
01:33:24,900 --> 01:33:26,000
Just go.
1218
01:34:21,300 --> 01:34:24,400
I meant like pyjamas
and clothes and stuff.
1219
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:26,200
You can't take that stuff to my house.
1220
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:28,100
You know what my dad
really would have wanted?
1221
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:36,600
He would have wanted me
to finish what we started.
1222
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,600
And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
1223
01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:59,100
Is this Frank D'Amico's place?
1224
01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:01,300
All that security.
1225
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:03,200
Are you crazy?
1226
01:35:03,300 --> 01:35:05,800
My mom already died for nothing.
1227
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:09,600
So I'm sure as hell not gonna
let my dad die for nothing, too.
1228
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:14,000
You can't do this on your own.
1229
01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:17,300
Exactly.
1230
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:21,900
Do you wanna deal with owing my dad?
1231
01:35:23,700 --> 01:35:26,500
Then shut the hell up
and pick your weapon.
1232
01:35:35,100 --> 01:35:37,100
Is that what I think it is?
1233
01:35:38,100 --> 01:35:43,000
Damn straight. you better start
reading the instructions because...
1234
01:35:43,100 --> 01:35:45,700
...you're gonna be using
it in about 5 minutes.
1235
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:56,400
Listen up, we got 5 minutes and
I want you back on your post.
1236
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:58,400
And don't leave a mess.
1237
01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,900
- Everything okay?
- Everything's all right, boss.
1238
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:19,600
I can't believe I got my
gun back. look at that.
1239
01:36:19,700 --> 01:36:21,200
You know, it's not the...
1240
01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,000
Well, let her in.
1241
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:32,900
It's a little kid. what's
the matter with you?
1242
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,100
Are you okay, sweetheart?
1243
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:43,600
I... I lost my mommy and daddy.
1244
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:46,000
She lost her mommy and daddy.
1245
01:36:46,700 --> 01:36:48,600
You wanna use my cell phone?
1246
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,600
Now can you remember the number?
1247
01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:38,400
Had I ever been a real superhero?
1248
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:42,800
The most I'd ever had to offer
the world was good intentions...
1249
01:37:42,800 --> 01:37:45,500
...and a slightly elevated
Holy shit!
1292
01:44:05,100 --> 01:44:07,300
That is one weird sounding bazooka.
1293
01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:08,300
Stu!
1294
01:44:14,300 --> 01:44:15,200
Fuck!
1295
01:44:25,300 --> 01:44:26,400
Get them!
1296
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:37,600
Playtime's over, kid.
1297
01:44:38,900 --> 01:44:41,000
I never play.
1298
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,000
Oh, really?
1299
01:46:01,000 --> 01:46:03,100
Ruin my business, huh?
1300
01:46:04,300 --> 01:46:07,500
Kill every single
fucking guy on my payroll.
1301
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:39,800
God, I wish I had a son like you.
1302
01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:48,200
Time for a family reunion.
1303
01:46:49,700 --> 01:46:50,800
Hey.
1304
01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:53,900
Why don't you pick on
someone your own size?
1305
01:47:13,700 --> 01:47:16,000
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1306
01:47:17,300 --> 01:47:18,900
Time to go home.
1307
01:48:55,700 --> 01:48:57,300
Thanks, Kick-Ass.
1308
01:48:57,500 --> 01:48:59,100
My daddy...
1309
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:04,000
...he would have been
proud of both of us.
1310
01:49:14,100 --> 01:49:15,300
Dave.
1311
01:49:16,300 --> 01:49:19,800
- Dave Lizewski.
- I know that, dumb ass.
1312
01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:32,000
Mindy.
1313
01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:35,200
Mindy MacReady.
1314
01:49:52,500 --> 01:49:54,200
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
1315
01:49:56,300 --> 01:49:59,500
Mindy moved in with Marcus and
he enrolled her at my school.
1316
01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:00,800
- Bye.
- Good luck.
1317
01:50:02,100 --> 01:50:03,750
First school she'd ever been to...
1318
01:50:03,750 --> 01:50:05,900
On the promise that
I'd look out for her.
1319
1334
01:51:14,200 --> 01:51:19,500
But everything looks better
when the sun goes down
1335
01:51:19,500 --> 01:51:21,900
I had everything
1336
01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:28,600
Opportunities for eternity
and I could belong to the night
1337
01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:31,800
I see your eyes
1338
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:37,200
I can see in your eyes, your eyes
1339
01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:40,300
You make me wanna die
1340
01:51:40,300 --> 01:51:42,700
I'll never be good enough
1341
01:51:42,700 --> 01:51:45,300
You make me wanna die
1342
01:51:45,300 --> 01:51:50,200
And everything you love
will burn up in the light
1343
01:51:50,200 --> 01:51:56,100
Every time I look inside your eyes
1344
01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,900
You make me wanna die
1345
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,400
Taste me, drink my soul
1346
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:13,800
Show me all the things that I shouldn't
1347
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:18,200
Know when there's a new moon on the rise
1348
01:52:18,700 --> 01:52:21,300
I had everything
1349
01:52:21,300 --> 01:52:28,200
Opportunities for eternity
and I could belong to the night
1350
01:52:28,700 --> 01:52:31,000
I see your eyes
1351
01:52:31,100 --> 01:52:36,200
I can see in your eyes, your eyes
1352
01:52:36,200 --> 01:52:41,600
Everything in your eyes, your eyes
1353
01:52:42,200 --> 01:52:44,500
You make me wanna die
1354
01:52:44,500 --> 01:52:47,100
I'll never be good enough
1355
01:52:47,100 --> 01:52:49,700
You make me wanna die
1356
01:52:49,700 --> 01:52:54,500
And everything you love
will burn up in the light
1357
01:52:54,500 --> 01:53:00,400
And every time I look inside your eyes
1358
01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:05,000
You make me wanna die
1359
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:19,600
I would die for you, my love
1360
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:20,800
My love
1361
01:53:20,800 --> 01:53:24,500
You make me wanna die
1362
01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:29,500
1392
01:55:22,300 --> 01:55:24,200
I could change the world
1393
01:55:24,200 --> 01:55:26,100
I can make it better
1394
01:55:26,100 --> 01:55:28,000
Kick it up and down
1395
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:29,900
Take a chance on me
1396
01:55:29,900 --> 01:55:31,700
With your fake smile
1397
01:55:31,700 --> 01:55:33,800
And you think you're better
1398
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:35,700
Gonna put it down
1399
01:55:35,700 --> 01:55:37,800
Put it at your feet
1400
01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:40,000
No bridge to burn
1401
01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:43,800
Nowhere to turn for me
1402
01:55:43,900 --> 01:55:45,700
We are young
1403
01:55:45,800 --> 01:55:47,600
We are strong
1404
01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:51,400
We're not looking for where we belong
1405
01:55:51,500 --> 01:55:53,400
We're not cool
1406
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:55,500
We are free
1407
01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:59,200
And we're running
with blood on our knees
1408
01:55:59,200 --> 01:56:01,100
We are young
1409
01:56:01,100 --> 01:56:03,000
We are strong
1410
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:06,700
We're not looking for where we belong
1411
01:56:06,900 --> 01:56:08,800
We're not cool
1412
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:10,800
We are free
1413
01:56:10,800 --> 01:56:15,100
And we're running
with blood on our knees
1414
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:18,500
What do they know about us
1415
01:56:18,600 --> 01:56:22,600
Are they thinking of somebody else
1416
01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:26,100
Are they wondering what we might be
1417
01:56:26,100 --> 01:56:29,900
Are they thinking of you or of me
1418
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:31,800
We are young
1419
01:56:31,900 --> 01:56:33,800
We are strong
1420
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:37,400
We're not looking for where we belong
1421
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:39,600
1436
01:57:16,100 --> 01:57:18,100
We are young
1437
01:57:18,100 --> 01:57:20,000
We are strong
1438
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:23,600
We're not looking for where we belong
1439
01:57:23,700 --> 01:57:25,700
We're not cool
1440
01:57:25,700 --> 01:57:27,600
We are free