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(Un)fortunately, each of you is also a…
OBLIN
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WITH A FAT ASS
Playing the game! 5-6 Escalate the situation. Pick one or roll:
1 The special guards are alerted or catch up
Who’sthe mark?
ou need2-4 playersand aglute master (GM),
Y 2 The normal guards are alerted or catch up 1 The mayor(super corrupt)
who could also be a player, and some d6s(d). 3 Something breaks that wasn’t supposed to 2 A retired war criminal(all the war crimes)
4 Drop or lose track of something important 3 The second-biggest butter baron(so greasy)
T heGMdescribes the scene, plays everyone who 4 A gluteium mine magnate(keeps shiny rocks)
5 Something goes wildly out of control
isn’t a player character, and asks the players what 5 A menagerie owner(exotic/mythical animals)
6 Someone gets split off from the group
they will do. They get final say on consequences, 6 A sweatshop fashionista(hates pockets)
non-player narrative, and rules disputes.
TheCH
AOS CL OCK!!! Where’sthe job?
T heplayersget up to various forms ofgoblin
mischief,throw assto get shit done, and try toget T his tracks how well the heist is generally going. If 1 Gala at the mayor’s mansion(crowded)
the goods. They getfinal sayon what they do, how the clock hitsmidnight,shit hits the fan. The 2 A private fortified train(in motion)
they do it, and what it looks like as well as when chaos crewmust either beat cheeks back to 3 Crumbling rented castle(leeching landlord)
theyrest their buns, give things theol’ hip check, goblintown (or whatever gobhole they crawled 4 Underwater gluteium mine(isolated)
or manifestpeak goblin energy. out of) or make a wild-ass dash for the goods. 5 Ancient volcano temple ruins(super cursed)
6 Luxurious cliffside manse(it’s so high)
Consequences! Start at the 1 o’clock and advance clockwise.
3o’clock Everyone gains two temporaryass dice, What’sthe goods?
h no! Someone got apartialorfailurewhen they
O they aren’t recovered when yourest your buns. 1 Big stonkin’ gold bars(REALLY heavy)
threw assto get shit done. Time to do one of the
6o’clock Everyone gains one temporaryass die 2 Imprisoned greed demon(loud, whiny)
following. Pick one or roll: 3 The most expensive dog(adorable, yips)
a nd thesituation escalates. If the many
1-2 Smack someonein a way that fits the fiction. underpaid guards haven’t been alerted yet, they 4 The secret sauce recipe(kept in huge safe)
If you roll this result and thegoblincannotbe are now, too. 5 Hand of King Midas(still works)
dazed,confused, orscared, they mustflee, 6 Potion of eternal youth(drinkable by two
9o’clock Dice results of 2 count as 1s when
cower, or beknocked-out. If they cannot, they goblins or one human)
counting to advance thechaos clock.
mustdie.
Midnight Insert anAWOLNATION “run” drop. I t’s protected bymanyunderpaid
◆ Dazed, Confused, Scared. Thegoblingets a All hell breaks loose.Recover allass dice,
c umulative -1d to throw ass. They need to rest clear allconditions, escalate the situation toit’s
guardsplus…
their buns to clear them (which advances the maximum, and hit the gas.There’s no longer 1 Goblin-thirsty concubi demons(insatiable)
chaos clock.) time to rest your buns,only gob or die! 2 Badass anti-goblin golems(undeterrable)
◆ Fled, Cowering, Knocked-Out. Thegoblin G E T T H E G O O D S ! ! ! 3 Goblin-hungry attack wyverns(so hungry)
4 A crack ASSault squad(cool call signs)
e xits play for the rest of the scene. If they’re a
5 A bunch of dwarf pirates(they hate goblins)
panicked mess or unconscious, they must be
6 Goblin-hunting shadow demons(sneaky)
carried like a pear-shaped sack of gobtatoes until
they wake up. If they run away, they’ll wander … and it’slocked in?
back. Either way, they only return to play at the
start of the next scene.The marks do not clear.A 1 A glass room suspended over a lava lake
2 A clockwork vault that shifts shape hourly
goblindiesinstead of marking this a third time.
3 A quantum vault that connected by portals
◆ Dead!Self-explanatory. Finish the scene, Then 4 A living vault embedded in a giant beast
ause play for a minute so they can make a new
p 5 T h e t o r m e n t n e x u s
goblinand drop them into play in the new one. 6 A case that explodes if a goblin touches it
How?Why?Don’t worry about it!Thechaos The whole thing iscomplicatedby?
crewdefies explanation.
1 A rival team of kobold thieves(scaly)
3-4 Start or advance a 3-segment clockto apply 2 An orc raid(attack indescriminately)
arrative pressure, even if it doesn’t relate to why
n 3 Adventurers running amok(unpredictable)
they threw ass. It should a bad thing. It can 4 Weird fey bullshit(everywhere, all the time)
happen in the background like “the lava is Please respect thechaos clock. 5 T h e t o r m e n t n e x u s
released” or in the foreground like “the ogre loses 6 Booty bandits(they want to steal your asses)
patience,” but it should always be something the ? Thegoblin slayer(he rips and tears) Alexa,play
players can’t just ignore. “the only thing they fear is you” by Mick Gordon
riginalGoblin With A Fat Assby Tom Bloom 2023.He apologized for that terrible game./ Goblin WithA Fat Ass Redux by Sean Haas 2023.I won’t apologizefor this one. Let ass and
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chaos reign!!! 🙌🔥 / Reducing dice inspo’d byBreathless/ Resolution mechanic inspo’d byBlades In The Dark/ Fonts used: Alegreya Sans, Alegreya SC, Caveat, Rubik Glitch /
Recommended safety tools:Lines & Veils, The XCard, Stars and Wishes/ Useful additional links:Goblin Name Generator, Goblin Playlist, CallsignGenerator
3. What’s that bootydo? Throwing Ass!
you are a oll 1d to determine more skills, another item or
R 1 To do anything, just say how you do it.Don’troll
GOBLIN
two, and a special ability.You may adjust up or dice to get shit done in fiction unless:
down one step. You can use an ability once before ◆ The outcome is in doubt
you need torest your bunsand refresh it. ◆ You can’t repeat it easily
1 Beat the shit outta folks ◆ It’s risky (most of what you do should be)
▢▢▢▢▢▢ A D
OF……… SS ICE Skills: chewing gum, FOR GOBBO, kicking ass ◆ The result really matters
Items the perfect janky-ass goblin weapon 2 When one or more of the above apply, roll your
^ If you have zero ass dice,roll 2d & take the lower
Detail: what’s your weapon? how’s it janky? available ass dice and keep the highest result to
▢D AZED ▢C
ONFUSED ▢S
CARED Ability: disarm someone or break down a door determine your outcome:
Cumulative -1d tothrow ass
2 Steal shit ◆ 6 Success! You do it cleanly, perfectly!
Skills: picking locks, pulling fast ones, sneaking ◆ 4-5 Partial. You do it messily or poorly,and
^ Rest your bunsto recover dice & clear conditions!
Item: a pair of quiet-ass gob-burglar shoes suffer aconsequence.
⍉ ⍉FLED/COWERING/KNOCKEDOUT Detail: what’s weird about the shoes?
Ability: steal a reachable loose or worn object
◆ 1-3 Failure… You don’t do it and also suffera
consequence.
Out-of-play until the start of next scene
3 Magic shit Examples of how you can getmore or less dice:
⦻DEAD! Pop a new gob in next scene! Skills: goblin magic, napping, rolling dice + Roll an extra die if anychaos crewhelp
Items: a vermin familiar, a floppy-ass hat
+ Roll an extra die if anyskillapplies
NO TES Detail: what kind of vermin is your familiar?
+ Roll an extra die if any bigcircumstantial
Ability: set anything on fire (yes, even that)
advantageapplies, like an item or convenient
4 Praise the gobbo gods for shit chandelier
Skills: gardening, goblin religion, talking loudly - Roll one less die if anychaos crewhinder
Item: a jangly-ass staff perfect for bonking
1. Howbigis that thang? Detail: who is your god? what are they god of?
- Roll one less die if you’redazed,confused,
orscared
Ability: pray to your gobbo god to re-roll alldice,
oll 1d for the size of your keister.This decides
R even someone else's (keep the second result). -
Roll one less die if any bigcircumstantial
yourass dicelimit and how many you start with. disadvantageapplies, like you can’t see
5 Be entertaining as shit through smoke or you’re hanging off a ledge
<1 Shame to goblinkind 🍑 Skills: carousing, making playlists, performing by one hand.
🍑🍑 Item: a kludged, loud-ass gobbo instrument
1 -2 Booty-licious bubble butt 3 Regardless of the outcome,reduce your
Detail: what’s weird about your performance?
3-4 Triple cheeked up 🍑🍑🍑 Ability: put on a show to distract a group of number ofass diceby one. It’s hard throwing
people or creatures for a couple minutes; only that thing around, you know?
5-6 Super thicccc milkshake 🍑🍑🍑🍑
works on the same ones once. 4 Count up every 6 and 1 on the final dice
- Greendump truck 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 resultsand for every 1 without a 6, advance
6 Spooky shit
T o get agreendump truck, you must roll a 6, then Skills: gobstrology, gobcane blast, gobcultism thechaos clock one segment.
reroll and get a 4+. I tems: bad gobthic poetry, an edgy-ass dagger
Detail: how did you get your weird powers?
Rest Your Buns!
2. Where’d you get all that? Ability: curse someone to knock them out veryone recovers their ass dice, removes all
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instantly for a few minutes, if they can hear conditions. Advance thechaos clockthree
oll 1d to determine your skills and an item.You
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you; only works on the same person once. times.
may adjust up or down one step.
1 A noblegob’s life of indolence and leisure 4. What’s in yourpockets? Twist!
S kills: charisma, fashion, wine tasting n doubles, something else happens, too.Evens
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Item: a sack of gob wine (delightfully stinky) oll 1d to determine miscellaneous items you
R get an unexpected opportunity, odds get some
Detail: what's a gob like you doing here? have on-hand.You may adjust up or down one kind of trouble. Good twists and bad twists cancel
step. They last one venture. Don’t think about how out.Twists apply even if they are not the highest.
2 Vicious fighting in the gobbo wars your pockets work, they just do. You always have
S kills: fleeing, spitting, stabbing lint, a couple of moldy gobshrooms. The Ol’ Hip Check!
Item: old hardtack gnawed to form a shiv 1 Corncob pipe, duct tape, screwdriver, bottle hen you throw ass, you may adjust the final
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Detail: who and where did you fight? outcome up or down one step.Moving up costs
of orc rotgut (antiseptic, mildly acidic, possibly
3 An accident at gobzard cram school drinkable) two ass dice, moving down recovers one.
S kills: detect magic, use magic device
Item: a magic… 1-2 bean, 3-4 mirror, 5-6 spoon
2 A handful of the greatest, most perfectly Peak Goblin Energy!
shaped, shiniest stones you’ve ever seen.
Detail: what was the assperiment? ecover an ass die if you say how you hinder any
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3 Various meat pies, a knife, a bigger knife, of thechaos crewwhen theythrow ass.
4 Long years in the gluteium mines ten feet of rope, a collapsible pole
S kills: athletics, crying, digging
Item: an old-ass pick-axe (still crusty!)
Detail: what IS gluteium used for?
4 A pinch of enriched gluteium, four glass
vials, an unexploded artillery shell, moldy
Good Luck, Gobbo!!!
bread ot Secret! Partial/success odds
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5 Blessed by an enthusiastic booty nymph 5. An oddly shaped/sized key, bottle of oil 1d 50%/16.7% 2d 75%/30.6% 3d 87.5%/42.1%
S kills: alchemy, nature, naked festivities 4d93.8%/51.8% . . . 7d 99.2%/67.9%
(very flammable), jar of ball bearings
Item: a magic… 1-2 bean, 3-4 mirror, 5-6 spoon
Detail: why did they choose you? 6 Three different pairs of shoes, sunglasses,
S ecret! Don’t tell anyone! When you determine
an oversized coat (big enough for three
6 It’s a big all-natural goblins), a loose sandwich, a pack of matches
your ass size and get a 1 on the die, you may decide
S kills: pick three skills from above or next that you’re akobold in disguise!!! You can throw
Item: sketchy certificate of “I’m better thanyou” off your disguise to gain +2d due to surprise or
Detail: why do your broodmates hate you? betray (like trying to take the loot and run!)