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10 Pages of Too Many Wolves by Alice Sabo
10 Pages of Too Many Wolves by Alice Sabo
SHARON
No. Wrong attitude, hon. We
deserve to get what we want, right?
Asher forces a smile.
ASHER
Whatever you say.
Sharon unpacks their lunches.
SHARON
I am going to get you back up
there. You mark my words. A-list
in a year.
Asher clears away the photos to make room for his food.
ASHER
That would be great, Sharon.
SHARON
Will be. Will be. Positive
thinking, remember.
Asher looks at her with a soul-deep sadness.
ASHER
I’m trying.
SHARON
No try, do. Or whatever the hell
Yoda said.
A smile tugs at his mouth.
ASHER
But I’m not supposed to listen to
little green men any more.
Sharon opens the salad container and dresses it from little
packets. She puts it in front of Asher.
SHARON
Green men?
She hands him a plastic fork.
ASHER
Yoda?
She prepares her own salad.
3.
SHARON
What about him?
Asher watches her a moment, then turns his attention to his
food.
ASHER
French is sweet, isn’t it?
Sharon pulls a chair up to the opposite side of the desk.
SHARON
You say anything, you get anything.
BRADSHAW
This is very important, Bobby. If
you do a good job here, the rest of
the world will open up again.
BOBBY
Why? Why can’t I go back to my old
job?
BRADSHAW
We’ve talked about why. You need
to prove that you’re
ready. Unfortunately, that means
you have to start from the bottom
again.
BOBBY
It’s not fair.
BRADSHAW
It might not be fair. But that’s
how it is in the real world. And
that’s where you want to live,
isn’t it?
LIVINGROOM
Asher opens the front door and checks out the empty porch.
A lumpy manila envelope lies on the front path.
Asher retrieves the envelope and opens it. He pulls out a
handful of paper shreds that were once a photo.
Stuffing the shreds back into the envelope, he goes back
into the house.
As he shuts the front door, the back door slams.
Asher rushes through to the kitchen. Empty.
He pulls open the back door.
The back yard is dark and quiet, just crickets and cicadas.
He goes back into the kitchen and tosses the envelope on to
the table.
He washes his hands and returns to the cutting board. The
vegetables are undisturbed, but the knife is missing.
Asher checks the counter, the floor, the table.
He stares at the back door, puzzled.
6.
FRED
Isn’t he dead?
SHARON
Oh course not. What made you think
that?
FRED
Yeah, he died of an overdose two
years ago.
SHARON
No. You’re wrong.
FRED
Some guy is scammin’ you. Blaine’s
dead.
SHARON
He is too alive, you moron, and I
run his life.
Sharon throws her water glass at Fred and stomps out.
SHARON
Here you are. What are you doing?
ASHER
Trying to mow the lawn.
SHARON
Sweetie, that is what landscapers
are for. You look like shit.
She walks over to inspect him.
ASHER
Sorry.
SHARON
Ew. You don’t smell so hot
either. Go hop in the shower. We
need to go be seen.
Asher tries to free the mower.
ASHER
But what about the lawn?
SHARON
Honey, nobody cares about your
grass. As long as you aren’t
smoking it.
SHARON
This is the third one.
ASHER
Only three?
Asher tosses the letter onto the coffee table and sinks into
the cushions.
SHARON
I think we should call the police.
She paces a little frenetically.
ASHER
Honey, I’ve gotten plenty of hate
mail over the years. It’s an
outlet. People don’t act on it.
She skids to a halt.
SHARON
He said he wanted to destroy you.
ASHER
They all do. It really isn’t a
problem.
SHARON
I’m the manager, and I think it’s
my call.
ASHER
The police can’t do anything. No
law has been broken.
She snags the letter and brandishes it.
SHARON
Uh, hello, a threat against
you? There’s a law against that,
right?
ASHER
It’s a letter, Sharon. As long as
it doesn’t blow up, or anything,
it’s not going to do any harm.
10.
MARGARET
Alone?
ASHER
Since the last divorce. Well, if
you want to get technical, about
six months before that.
JIM
Can anyone confirm your
whereabouts?
Asher’s not quite awake.
ASHER
You want proof I was asleep?
JIM
Yeah, I do.
Asher’s confusion slides toward panic.
ASHER
Oh my God. OK. Look this is a
mistake. But I’ll do whatever, you
know, to sort this out. What do
you need? Urine sample, blood? I
didn’t do anything.
MARGARET
We’ve got evidence that says otherwise.