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Bald Insults
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jokes and insults for bald people. Database of
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You're so bald, when you take a

shower you get brainwashed.

" 153 !

You look like a dildo. If I paint you

pink and shove batteries up your ass
will you vibrate?

" 211 !

You're so bald, I can see whats on

your mind.

" 143 !

You're so bald, when you wear a

turtle neck, you look like roll on
deodrant!

" 119 !

You: First one to the MOON!

*Touches the Bald guy*

" 33 !

You're so bald, you look like a corn

dog with eyebrows.

" 259 !

You're so bald and ugly, the hair on

top of your head is getting scared
and running away.

" -138 !

You're so bald, I can see my

reflection.

" -122 !

You're so bald, I rub your head to see

into the future.

" 248 !

You're so bald, that when you wear a

poncho, you look like a broken
condom.

" 278 !

Do you do that with your hair

everyday?

" 83 !

You're so bald, the Hair Club for

Men has
elected you president.

" -108 !

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You're so bald, United Airlines has

asked for permission to land.

" 70 !

You're so bald, Bob Hope would

refer to you as 'grandpa.'

" -100 !

You're so bald, the reflection off

your head is blinding people in India.

" 193 !

Your so bald, when you wear a turtle

neck you look like one!

" -28 !

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