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Advanced
Financial Accounting
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Advanced
Financial Accounting
Thirteenth Edition
Theodore E. Christensen
University of Georgia
David M. Cottrell
Brigham Young University
Cassy JH Budd
Brigham Young University
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Theodore E. Christensen
Ted Christensen has been a faculty member at the University of Georgia
since 2015. Prior to coming to UGA, he was on the faculty at Brigham
Young University for 15 years and Case Western Reserve University for
five years. He received a BS degree in accounting at San Jose State
University, a MAcc degree in tax at Brigham Young University, and a PhD
in accounting from the University of Georgia (so he is now teaching at a
second alma mater). Professor Christensen has authored and coauthored
articles published in many journals including The Accounting Review,
Journal of Accounting Research, Journal of Accounting and Economics,
Review of Accounting Studies, Contemporary Accounting Research,
Accounting Organizations and Society, Journal of Business Finance &
Accounting, Accounting Horizons, and Issues in Accounting Education.
Professor Christensen has taught financial accounting at all levels, financial
statement analysis, both introductory and intermediate managerial
accounting, and corporate taxation. He is the recipient of numerous awards
for both teaching and research. He has been active in serving on various
committees of the American Accounting Association and is a CPA.
David M. Cottrell
Professor Cottrell joined the faculty at Brigham Young University in 1991.
Prior to coming to BYU, he spent five years at The Ohio State University,
where he earned his PhD. Before pursuing a career in academics, he worked
as an auditor and consultant for the firm of Ernst & Young in its San
Francisco office. At BYU, Professor Cottrell has developed and taught
courses in the School of Accountancy, the MBA program, and the Finance
program. He has won numerous awards from the alumni and faculty for his
teaching and curriculum development. He received the Outstanding
Professor Award in the college of business as selected by the students in the
Finance Society; he received the Outstanding Teaching Award as selected
by the Marriott School of Management; and he is a four-time winner of the
collegewide Teaching Excellence Award for Management Skills, which is
selected by the Alumni Board of the Marriott School of Management at
BYU. Professor Cottrell also has authored many articles about accounting
and auditing issues. His articles have been published in Issues in
Accounting Education, Journal of Accounting Case Research, Quarterly
Review of Distance Education, Journal of Accountancy, The CPA Journal,
Internal Auditor, The Tax Executive, and Journal of International Taxation,
among others.
Courtesy Brigham Young University/Photo by Tabitha Sumsion
Cassy JH Budd
Professor Budd has been a faculty member at Brigham Young University
since 2005. Prior to coming to BYU, she was on the faculty at Utah State
University for three years. She received a BS degree in accounting at
Brigham Young University and a MAcc degree in tax at Utah State
University. Before pursuing a career in academics, she worked as an auditor
for the firm of PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP in its Salt Lake, San Jose, and
Phoenix offices and continues to maintain her CPA license. Professor Budd
has taught financial accounting at all levels, as well as managerial
accounting, undergraduate and graduate auditing, and partnership taxation.
She is the recipient of numerous awards for teaching and student
advisement, including the BYU Marriott School Teaching Excellence
Award; the Dean Fairbanks Teaching and Learning Faculty Fellowship,
Brigham Young University; School of Accountancy Advisor of the Year,
Utah State University; State of Utah Campus Compact Service-Learning
Engaged Scholar Award; and the Joe Whitesides Scholar–Athlete page vi
Recognition Award from Utah State University. She has been active
in serving on various committees of the American Accounting Association
(AAA), including serving as president of the AAA Teaching, Learning and
Curriculum section and chairing the annual Conference on Teaching and
Learning in Accounting. Professor Budd is currently serving as the AAA
Council Representative for the Teaching, Learning and Curriculum Section.
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Preface
OVERVIEW
As in prior editions, this edition provides detailed coverage of advanced
accounting topics with clarity and integrated coverage based on continuous
case examples. The text is complete with illustrations of worksheets,
schedules, and financial statements allowing students to see the
development of each topic. Inclusion of recent FASB and GASB
pronouncements and the continuing deliberations of the authoritative bodies
provide a current and contemporary text for students preparing for the CPA
examination and current practice. This emphasis has become especially
important given the recent rapid pace of the authoritative bodies in dealing
with major issues having far-reaching implications. The Thirteenth Edition
covers the following topics:
Multicorporate Entities
Business Combinations
1. Intercorporate Acquisitions and Investments in Other Entities
Consolidation Concepts and Procedures
2. Reporting Intercorporate Investments and Consolidation of Wholly Owned
Subsidiaries with No Differential
3. The Reporting Entity and the Consolidation of Less-Than-Wholly-Owned
Subsidiaries with No Differential
4. Consolidation of Wholly Owned Subsidiaries Acquired at More Than Book
Value
5. Consolidation of Less-Than-Wholly-Owned Subsidiaries Acquired at More
Than Book Value
Intercompany Transactions
6. Intercompany Inventory Transactions
7. Intercompany Transfers of Services and Noncurrent Assets
8. Intercompany Indebtedness
Additional Consolidation Issues
9. Consolidation Ownership Issues
10. Additional Consolidation Reporting Issues
Multinational Entities
Foreign Currency Transactions
11. Multinational Accounting: Foreign Currency Transactions and Financial
Instruments
Translation of Foreign Statements
12. Multinational Accounting: Issues in Financial Reporting and Translation of
Foreign Entity Statements
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Reporting Requirements
Segment and Interim Reporting
13. Segment and Interim Reporting
SEC Reporting
14. SEC Reporting
Partnerships
Formation, Operation, Changes
15. Partnerships: Formation, Operation, and Changes in Membership
Liquidation
16. Partnerships: Liquidation
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FIGURE 5–4 December 31, 20X1, Equity-Method Worksheet for Consolidated
Financial Statements, Initial Year of Ownership; 80 Percent Acquisition at
More than Book Value
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* * * * *
1912.
April 29th.
Naples.
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1912.
May 15th.
* * * * *
1912.
May 19th.
Naples.
* * * * *
1912.
Kilverstone Hall,
June 30th.
Thetford
.
We want 8
We won’t wait.
No other course but that now in progress would have done it. I
don’t mind personal obloquy, but it’s a bit hard to undergo my
friends’ doubts of me; but the clouds will roll by.... I’ve got all my
“working bees” round me here of the Royal Commission [on Oil
and the Internal Combustion engine]. We shall stagger humanity!
1912.
July 6th.
Kilverstone Hall.
... Really all my thoughts are with my Royal Commission. I
expect you will see that the course of action will inevitably result in
what I ventured to indicate if only the Admiralty will keep their
backs to the wall of the irreducible margin required in Home
Waters. The only pity was that dear old —— said we were
sufficiently strong for two years or more, which of course is quite
true, but his saying so may prevent Lloyd George being hustled (as
he otherwise would have been). Luckily I prevented —— saying
even more of our present great preponderance—but let us hope
“All’s well that ends well.” Ian Hamilton came in most effectively
with his witnessing the armoured Cruiser “Suffolk” laden with a
Battalion of the Malta Garrison being twice torpedoed by a
submarine.
* * * * *
1912.
July 15th.
... This instant the news has come to me that there are 750
eligible and selected candidates for 60 vacancies for Boy-Artificers
in the Navy at the approaching examination! When I introduced this
scheme 8 years ago every man’s hand was against me, and the
whole weight of Trades Unionism inside the House of Commons
and out of it was organised against me.... We were dominated by
the Engineers! We had to accept Engine Room artificers for the
Navy who had been brought up on making bicycles! Now, these
boys are suckled on the marine engine! and they have knocked out
the old lot completely. Our very best Engine Room artificers now in
the Navy are these boys! Not one of my colleagues or anyone else
supported me! Do you wonder that I don’t care a d—n what anyone
says? The man you are going to see on Wednesday—how has he
recognised that we are at this moment stronger than the Triple
Alliance? The leaders of both political parties—how have they
recognised that 19 millions sterling of public money actually
allocated was saved and the re-arrangement of British Sea Power
so stealthily carried out that not a sign appeared of any remark by
either our own or by any Foreign Diplomatists, until an obscure
article in the Scientific American by Admiral Mahan stated that of a
sudden he (Mahan) had discovered that 88 per cent. of the Sea
Power of England was concentrated on Germany? But the most
ludicrous thing of all is that up to this very moment no one has
really recognised that the Dreadnought caused such a deepening
and dredging of German harbours and their approaches, and a
new Kiel Canal, as to cripple Germany up to a.d. 1915, and make
their coasts accessible, which were previously denied to our ships
because of their heavy draught for service in all the world!
* * * * *
1912.
August 2nd.
* * * * *
1912.
August 7th.
I still hate Rosyth and fortifications and East Coast Docks and
said so the other day! but what we devise at Cromarty is for
another purpose—to fend off German Cruisers possibly by an
accident of fog or stupidity getting loose on our small craft taking
their ease or re-fuelling in Cromarty (Oil will change all this in time,
but as yet we have for years coal-fed vessels to deal with).... I’ve
got enthusiastic colleagues on the oil business! They’re all bitten!
Internal Combustion Engine Rabies!
* * * * *
1912.
September.
... What an ass I was to come home! but it was next door to
impossible to resist the pressure put on me, and then can you think
it was wise of me to plunge once more into so vast a business as
future motor Battleships? Changing the face of the Navy, and, as
Lloyd George said to me last Friday, getting the Coal of England as
my mortal enemy!
* * * * *
1912.
Sept. 14th.
* * * * *
1912.
Sept. 20th.
* * * * *
1912.
Dec. 29th.
... I’m getting sick of England and want to get back to Naples
and the sun! and the “dolce far niente!” What fools we all are to
work like we do! Till we drop!
CHAPTER XIII
AMERICANS
RUSH
You stick it on a letter or the back of a slow fool. Mr. McCrea, the
President of the Pennsylvania Railway, had his private car to take me
to Philadelphia from New York. We went 90 miles in 90 minutes, and
such a dinner! Two black gentlemen did it all. And I found my luggage
in my room when I arrived labelled:
“MR. LORD FISHER”
(How it got there so quick I can’t imagine.) I was bombed by a
photographer as we arrived late at night, and an excellent
photograph he took, but it gave me a shock! I had never been done
like that! I had the great pleasure of dining with Mr. Woodrow Wilson.
I predicted to the reporters he would be the next President for sure! I
was told I was about the first to say so—anyhow, the 25 reporters put
it down as my news!
I met several great Americans during my visit; but the loveliest
meeting I ever had was when, long before, a charming company of
American gentlemen came on July 4th to Admiralty House at
Bermuda to celebrate “Independence Day!” I got my speech in before
theirs! I said George Washington was the greatest Englishman who
ever lived! England had never been so prosperous, thanks solely to
him, as since his time and now! because he taught us how to
associate with our fellow countrymen when they went abroad and set
up house for themselves! And that George Washington was the
precursor of that magnificent conception of John Bright in his speech
of the ages when he foretold a great Commonwealth—yes a great
Federation—of all those speaking the same tongue—that tongue
which is the “business” tongue of the world—as it expresses in fewer
words than any other language what one desires to convey! And I
suppose now we have got Palestine that this Federal House of
Commons of the future will meet at Jerusalem, the capital of the lost
Ten Tribes of Israel, whom we are without doubt, for how otherwise
could ever we have so prospered when we have had such idiots to
guide us and rule us as those who gave up Heligoland, Tangier,
Curaçoa, Corfu, Delagoa Bay, Java, Sumatra, Minorca, etc., etc.? I
have been at all the places named, so am able to state from personal
knowledge that only congenital idiots could have been guilty of such
inconceivable folly as the surrender of them, and again I say: “Let us
thank God that we are the lost ten tribes of Israel!” Mr. Lloyd George,
in a famous speech long ago in the War, showed how we had been
14 times “too late!” How many more “too lates” since he made that
memorable speech? Especially what about our shipbuilding and the
German submarine menace and Rationing? (The only favoured
trades seem to be Brewing and Racing! Both so flourishing!)
The American barber on board the “Baltic” told me a good story.
He was a quaint man, clean shaved and wore black alpaca
throughout. Halfway across the Atlantic I was waiting to have my hair
cut, when a gentleman bounced in on him, kicking up a devil of a fuss
about wanting something at once! The barber, without moving a
muscle, calmed him by saying: “Are you leaving to-day, Sir?” But this
was his story. He was barber in the train from Chicago to New York
that never stops “even for a death” (so he told me) when the train
suddenly stopped at a small village and a lady got out. Mr.
Thompson, the President of the Railway, was in the train, and asked
why? The conductor showed an order signed by a great man of the
Railway to stop there. When Mr. Thompson got to New York he
asked this great man “What excuse?” and added: “I wouldn’t have
done it for my wife!” and the answer he got was: “No more would I!”
But the sequel of the story is that I told this tale at an international
cosmopolitan lunch party at Lucerne and said: “The curious thing is I
knew the man!” when Mr. Chauncey Depew wiped me out by saying
that “he knew the woman!”
This American Barber quaintly praised the Engine Driver of this
Chicago train by telling me that “he was always looking for what he
didn’t want!” and so had avoided the train going into a River by
noticing something wrong with the points!
By kind Permission of “London Opinion.”
America and the Blockade.
“Why Mr. Wilson should expect this country
to refrain from exercising a right in return for
Germany’s refraining from committing
wrongs is not very clear to the ordinary
intelligence.”—Daily Paper.
Dame Wilson (to P. C. Fisher):—“Oh,
Constable! Don’t hurt him. I’m sure he won’t
murder anyone else!”
Admiral Sampson brought his Squadron of the United States
Navy to visit me at Bermuda. I was then the Admiral in North
America. At the banquet I gave in his honour I proposed his health,
and that of the United States. He never said a word. Presently one of
his Officers went up and whispered something in his ear. I sent the
wine round, and the Admiral then got up, and made the best speech I
ever heard. All he said was: “It was a d—d fine old hen that hatched
the American Eagle!” His chaplain, after dinner, complimented me on
the Officers of my Flagship, the “Renown.” He said: “He had not
heard a single ‘swear’ from ‘Soup to Pea-nuts’”!
“Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher, who was called upon also
to respond, was received with cheers, the whole company
standing up and drinking his health. He said he had no doubt it
would be pleasing to them if he spoke about America. He was
there one week. Mr. Daniels had been here about one week. He
was in America one week because his only son was married
there to the only daughter of a great Philadelphian.
* * * * *
“‘King Edward who was a kind friend to me—in fact he was
my only friend at one time’—remarked Lord Fisher,’ said to me,
“You are the best hated man in the British Empire,” and I replied,
“Yes, perhaps I am.” The King then said, “Do you know I am the
only friend you have?” I said, “Perhaps your Majesty is right, but
you have backed the winner.” Afterwards I came out on top when
I said, “Do you remember you backed the winner and now
everyone is saying what a sagacious King you are? The betting
was a thousand to one.”’
* * * * *
“But he was going to tell them about America, and some of
them would hear things they had never before heard about their
own country. When he was at Bermuda a deputation of American
citizens waited upon him on July 4th. To tell the honest truth he
had forgotten about it. He told the deputation he knew what they
had come there for. ‘You know,’ he said to them, ‘the greatest
Englishman that ever lived was George Washington. He taught
us how to rule our Colonies. He told us that freedom was the
thing to give them. Why, if it had not been for George Washington
America might have been Ireland.’ ‘I shook hands with them,’
continued Lord Fisher, ‘and they went away and said nothing
they had come to say....
“‘Now I will talk about the League of Nations. In a.d. 1910 an
American citizen wished to see me; and he said to me, taking a
paper out of his pocket, “Have you read that?” I looked at it and
saw it was a speech by John Bright, mostly in words of one
syllable—simplicity is, of course, the great thing. That speech is
really very little known on this side of the Atlantic or on the other,
but it so impressed me at the time that I have been thinking of it
ever since. John Bright said he looked forward to the time when
there would be a compulsory peace—when those who spoke
with the same tongue would form a great federation of free
nations joined together.’”
Reval
You are remarking to me of a charming letter written to me by the
late Emperor of Russia’s youngest sister—the Grand Duchess Olga.
She is a peculiarly sweet creature. Her nickname amongst the
Russians was “Sunshine.” Stolypin, the Prime Minister, told me that,
and he also said to me that she was a kind of life-buoy because if
you walked about with her you would not get bombed by an
anarchist. All loved her.
I made her acquaintance first at Carlsbad. On my arrival at the
hotel I found King Edward’s Equerry waiting in the hall. I had written
to tell the King, who was at Marienbad, in answer to his enquiry, as
to the day I should arrive and what time; and he came over to
Marienbad from Carlsbad. I went then and there and found him just
finishing lunch with a peculiarly charming looking young lady, who
turned out to be the Grand Duchess Olga, and her husband, the
Grand Duke of Oldenburg, from whom happily she is now divorced (I
didn’t like the look of him at all). The King, having satisfied himself
that I had had lunch, and he then smoking a cigar as big as a
capstan bar, after talking of various things which interested him, told
me that his niece, the Grand Duchess Olga, did not know anyone in
Carlsbad, and he relied on me to make her time there pleasant, so I
promptly asked her if she could waltz. She said she loved it, but she
somehow never got the step properly, whereupon I asked the King if
he had any objection to getting into the corner of the room while I
moved the table and took the rugs up to give her Imperial Highness
a lesson. He made some little difficulty at first, but eventually went
into the corner; and when the lesson began he was quite pleased
and clapped his hands and called out “Bravo!” The best waltz tune in
the world is one of Moody and Sankey’s hymns. I don’t know
whether Sankey originated the saying that he didn’t see why the
Devil should have all the good music. I don’t by that implicate that
the waltz was the devil’s; but, without any doubt, there is a good deal
of temptation in it, and when you get a good partner you cleave to
her all the evening.
This dancing lesson was an unalloyed success, so I asked her to
a dance the next night at the Savoy Hotel; and after some more
words with the King I left, and walking down the stairs to go to my
hotel, I thought to myself: “How on earth are you going to get up a
dance when you don’t know a soul in the place?” when who should I
meet but a friend of mine—a Spanish Grandee, the Marquis de Villa
Vieja, and he arranged what really turned out to be a ball, as he
knew everybody, and I having some dear American friends at
Marienbad I telegraphed them to come over and dine with the Grand
Duchess and stay the night for the ball, and they did. When the
dance had begun, and the Grand Duchess was proving quite equal
to her lesson of the day before, suddenly an apparition of
extraordinary grace and loveliness appeared at the door. Villa Vieja
took on the Grand Duchess and I welcomed the beautiful Polish
Countess and danced with her many waltzes running in spite of a
hint I received that her husband was very jealous and a renowned
duellist. Next day, by telegram from the King, I was told by His
Majesty that Isvolsky, the Russian Minister of Foreign Affairs, was to
be asked by me to lunch on his arrival that day from St. Petersburg. I
invited him; and just as we sat down to lunch the Polish angel of the
night before came through the door and petrified Isvolsky, and the
more so as she kissed her hand to me. He never took his eyes off
her, and as she walked to her table I heard him breathe a sigh, and
say sotto voce, “Alas, in heaven no woman!” I said to him: “Monsieur
Isvolsky, pray pardon me; perhaps you did not intend it to be heard,
but if it be true what you say, it takes away much of the charm which
I had anticipated finding there.” He turned to me and said—quoting
chapter and verse in the Revelations, “There was silence in heaven.”
So when I met the Grand Duchess Olga again, when I
accompanied King Edward on that memorable visit to Reval—when,
as Prince Orloff, the Emperor’s principal aide-de-camp, said to me,
King Edward changed the atmosphere of Russian feelings towards
England from suspicion to cordial trust—there was quite an
affectionate meeting, and we danced the “Merry Widow” waltz—a
then famous stage performance—with such effect as to make the
Empress of Russia laugh. They told me she had not laughed for two
years. At the banquet preceding the dance the Grand Duchess and I,
I regret to say, made such a disturbance in our mutual jokes that
King Edward called out to me that I must try to remember that it was
not the Midshipmen’s Mess; and my dear Grand Duchess thought I
should be sent to Siberia or somewhere. We sailed at daylight, and I
got a letter from her when I arrived in England saying she had made
a point of seeing Uncle Bertie and that it was all right, I was not
going to be punished. Then she went on to describe that she had
had a very happy day (being her birthday) picnicking in the woods;