Kuba Klimczak

Smith

Advancement Placement United States Government and Politics

31 May 2023

It’s Joever

Joe Biden has the disadvantage of having a political position in a time in the United

States in which everyone even remotely interested in politics despises the opposing side and

anything related to it. He also has the disadvantage of extreme dementia, but he has also done so

much for the United States. He has brought down gas prices per gallon to $3.73 after he brought

them up to $5 (Source). He has made inflation fall over 260%, down to 3.4 today from 9.1 in

June of 2022 (Source). In fact, his generosity to people in need rivals that of the greatest

humanitarians in history. Just last month, he rallied for the approval of a bill that sent $95 billion

in foreign aid (Source). He does this a lot. The countries he sends the money to obviously put

good use to it. Every single dollar he sends, he absolutely accounts for it.

One might say that the citizens of the United States deserve the money more, but Biden

cares for the American people. He promised to absolve student loan debt. Sure, he has not, but

the greedy Supreme Court denied him (Source). In Biden v. Nebraska, the red and therefore evil

state of Nebraska denied Biden’s attempt to forgive the poor college students due to its frivolous

and pedantic belief in “the separation of powers” and the “Administrative Procedure Act”. They

clearly just made that up. Of course, as president, Biden knows about the separation of powers.

Do they insinuate that he does not know about them, and they call him stupid? Or do they

insinuate that he knew well about them, but made a promise he knew he could not fill to secure

the midterms? Neither statement has any truth, clearly. The Republicans deserve all of the blame
for Joe Biden breaking his promise. Just as the Democrats deserve the blame for George H.W.

Bush introducing new taxes. The opposing party deserves the blame, not the president for

making poor promises.

Joe Biden possesses many qualities that every great president does, especially great

speaking ability. Every president has many great quotes. JFK said “Ask not what your country

can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” Obama said “There is not a liberal

America and a conservative America - there is the United States of America.” Joe Biden said

“America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: asmmfityymuufoofootw–, excuse me,

in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping traveling with him, and us we traveled 17,000

miles when I was vice president, I don’t know that for a fact.” (Video). He also said that “We

need to keep alive the truth and honor of the Holocaust…” (Video) (I did cut off some of his

quote here, but believe me, it would look far worse if I left it all in, and making Joe Biden look

bad is the one thing I do not want this essay to do.) I would put more of his inspiring quotes here,

but this essay has a page limit, and I would like to touch upon more of his great qualities, so this

will have to do.

But, I would also like to touch upon his rival, Donald Trump, and his qualities that make

him the worst president in the history of the United States. Biden even said this himself (Video).

Sure, under Donald Trump, gas prices may have gone lower than normal, but Biden says Trump

was the worst president, and Biden is a good president. Sure, right now, Trump may have a

higher approval rating than Biden does, but Biden says he was the worst president, and Biden is

a good president. Trump may have been the first president since Jimmy Carter to not lead US

troops into conflict. Clearly, he does not care for the jobs of the military. Biden says he was the

worst president in the history of the United States, and Biden is a good president. Sure, Trump
may have kept illegal immigration from our southern border steady and Joe Biden may have

completely botched it (Source), but Joe Biden says Trump was the worst president in the history

of the United States, and Biden is the best one. And Biden might have completely botched the

pullout of Afghanistan and left the Taliban in charge, overall changing death, making many

deaths in vain, and giving them more weapons, but Biden is far better than Trump ever was.

When Biden took office, the national debt may have spiked (Source), but Trump is racist, and

hates minorities, or something. We have to keep discussions about numbers and statistics out of

this and focus more on the emotional aspects. Also, Trump is 77. At that age, no man is fit to be

president.

So, in summary, Joe Biden might have an awful economy, an awful mind, an awful

foreign policy, an awful domestic policy, an awful tendency to lie to the public for his own

benefit, an awful tendency to let things just happen, an awful habit to send billions of dollars to

foreign countries, an awful amount of corruption, but, Trump is racist! He may have a good

economy, a good border security policy, good charisma to get people to go out and vote, to form

a pseudo-new political faction, to make rust-belt states red, but, he’s a criminal! What kind of

good person goes to jail? Jail is only for truly evil people. Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X

only went to jail because, way back in the 1960s, the justice system was kinda corrupt. But right

now, the justice system has no corruption whatsoever, and only bad people go to jail now.

With all of that, if we do not elect Joe Biden as our next president, it’s over! It will be

over for us. We have to be so thankful that he miraculously got that many votes in 2020. It might

happen again. But the point stands: If we don’t elect Joe Biden, it will be over. Joever, as the cool

kids say. And so do I.