Narrator: Granny Pig and Grandpa Pig are taking Peppa and George out for a day on the river. Grandpa: Welcome aboard, me hearties! Granny: Peppa, George, let's put your life-jackets on. Narrator: When Peppa and George are on Grandpa Pig's boat, they must wear life-jackets.
Grandpa: On this boat, I'm the captain.
Granny: Aye-aye, Captain! Peppa: Aye-aye, Captain! Grandpa: When Captain Grandpa tells you all to do something, you must do it. Granny: Unless it's something silly. Grandpa: Captain Grandpa never says anything silly. Granny: Of course not, Captain Grandpa. Grandpa: George! Raise the flag! Peppa! Ring the bell! Peppa: Aye-aye, Captain! Grandpa: Granny Pig! Take the wheel! Granny: Aye-aye, Captain!
Grandpa: Full sail!
Peppa: Full sail! Granny: Maybe you should go a little slower, Grandpa Pig. Grandpa: Good idea, Granny Pig. I don't want to use up all my petrol. Peppa: Grandpa, I liked it When we went fast. Grandpa: Don't worry, Peppa, we'll go fast later!
Peppa: Look! There's another boat!
Narrator: Here's Granddad Dog. He's taking Danny Dog out for a day on the river. Grandpa: Ahoy there, Granddad Dog! Granddad Dog: Ahoy there, Grandpa Pig! Peppa: Hello, Danny!! Danny Dog: Hello, Peppa! Narrator: Granddad Dog is Grandpa Pig's very best friend. Grandpa: I'm surprised your boat is still afloat, Granddad Dog. It must be almost as old as you are! Granddad Dog: Woof! This old boat can go faster than your rusty bucket any day, Grandpa Pig. Grandpa: Alright, you old sea-dog, race you! Granddad Dog: Prepare to lose, water-hog! Granny: You two are acting like little children! Grandpa: Granddad Dog called me a water-hog. Peppa: You called him a sea-dog first, Grandpa. You should say ''sorry''. Grandpa: Only if he says ''sorry'' first. Danny Dog: Granddad, say ''sorry'' to Grandpa Pig. He is your best friend. Granddad Dog: No. He's a water-hog and my boat is faster than his.
Grandpa: Alright, sea-dog! Let's race to the next
bridge! Granddad Dog: On the count of three. Grandpa: One... Two... Granddad Dog: GO!!! Grandpa: You started too soon!
Granddad Dog: Catch me if you can water-hog!
Woof! Woof! Grandpa: Sea-dog! Is that as fast as you can go? Can't catch me! I win! Narrator: Oh, dear. Grandpa Pig's boat has run out of petrol. Granny: Very clever, Captain Grandpa. Grandpa: Maybe I did go a bit too fast. Granny: How will we get home? Peppa: Look, there's Granddad Dog! Granny: Granddad Dog can tow us home! Grandpa: I'm not being towed by that sea-dog. Granddad Dog: I haven't offered to tow the water-hog.
Granny: Will you two ever grow up?
Peppa: Grandpa, say ''sorry'' to Granddad Dog.
Grandpa: I'm sorry I called you a sea-dog.
Danny Dog: Granddad, say ''sorry'' to Grandpa Pig.
Granddad Dog: I'm sorry I called you a water-hog.
Granny: That's nice. Granddad Dog, Would you be so
kind as to tow us home? Granddad Dog: It would be my pleasure, madam! Catch this, Captain!
Grandpa: Aye-Aye, Skipper!
Narrator: Granddad Dog is Grandpa Pig's very best
friend!
Granddad Dog: Woof Woof!
Narrator: Granddad Dog is towing Grandpa Pig's boat home.