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1. Roll on this table every round for 1 minute 36. Caster grows antlers, sheds them in 24 72. Everything within 20’ pulled 10’ toward
2. Caster and target switch positions after hours caster
spell 37. 1d6 flumphs appear for 1 minute in 60’; 73. Random creature within 60’ is poisoned
3. Can see invisible creatures frightened of caster. for 24 hours
4. A flaming horse appears (Not Nightmare, 38. Caster and target flung 10’ in opposite 74. Caster smells like lavender for 1d6 days
real horse) directions 75. Glow brightly for 1 minute. Blind others
5. A modron appears within 5 feet for one 39. Regain 2d10 HP within 5’.
minute 40. Gravity reverses in 30’ radius till start of 76. Casters clothes become uncomfortably
6. Plants begin to grow explosively on caster next turn tight
7. Cast fireball at 3rd level centered on self 41. Become potted plant until start of next 77. Cast polymorph on self. Fail save: Sheep
8. Weapons in 60’ radius turn to food for 1 turn form.
minute 42. Caster distracted by cloud of gnats for 78. If spell would kill target, target’s
9. Cast magic missile as 5th-level spell next minute extremities fly apart
10. Caster breathes 30’ fire cone next time 43. For next minute, teleport up to 20’ as 79. Illusory butterflies/flowers flutter in 5’
they speak bonus action radius 1 min.
11. Change height by 1d10: Even: grow, Odd: 44. Spell ricochets off target to random 80. Caster trapped in a giant glass ball
shrink creature in 30’ 81. Take one additional action immediately
12. Target is cocooned in crystal until 45. Cast levitate on self 82. Caster’s fists become huge, deal 1d8 B
someone breaks it 46. Caster’s money cycles: CP -> SP -> GP -> CP dmg, 1 min.
13. Cast confusion centered on self 47. Unicorn appears within 5’ for next minute 83. Others in 30’: 1d10 necro dmg. Gain HP
14. Cast thunder wave centered on self 48. One of target’s eyes replaced by 500 GP equal to loss
15. Regain 5 HP every round for 1 minute sapphire 84. Loud voice ridicules caster on init count 20
16. Target is transported to Ethereal Plane for 49. Cannot speak, emit pink bubbles instead for 1 min
1 minute 50. Smoke fumes from caster’s ears for 1 85. Cast mirror image
17. Grow long beard made of feathers until minute 86. Caster’s arms become tentacles for 1
sneeze 51. Spectral shield, +2 AC, no magic missile for minute
18. Swarm of rats carry caster 30’ in random 1 minute 87. Cast fly on random creature within 60’
direction 52. Caster gains 3’ prehensile tail for 1 hour 88. Large floating eye follows caster for 1 hour
19. Cast grease centered on self 53. Cannot get drunk for 5d6 days 89. Become invisible/silent for 1 minute or till
20. Creatures within 30’ are stuck in place vs 54. All unlocked doors/windows in 60’ fly atk/cast
Str DC 15 open 90. Caster’s INT and STR swap for 1 hour
21. For 1 minute, spell targets have disadv. on 55. Hair falls out, grows back within 24 hours 91. If you die in next minute, come back per
saves 56. Caster’s face blackened by small explosion reincarnate
22. A mature oak sprouts in an unoccupied 57. For 1 minute, flammable touch (not 92. Caster sees everyone as a decaying corpse
space in 60’ worn/carried) for 24h
23. Caster’s skin turns vibrant blue till remove 58. Geyser lifts caster 50’ in air until start of 93. Size increases by 1 size category for 1
curse next turn minute
24. Caster can only speak to animals for 24 59. Regain lowest-level expended spell slot 94. All light sources within 60’ radius
hours 60. A confused bear appears within 60’ for 1 extinguished
25. Third eye grows; adv. on Perception for 1 minute 95. You and all in 30’: vulnerable to piercing
minute 61. For 1 minute, can only shout when dmg, 1 min.
26. Caster gains 100 lbs, move speed halved, 1 speaking 96. Caster becomes frightened of a color for 1
minute 62. Grass instantly sprouts to 3’ tall within 20’, hour
27. Spells cost additional bonus round cast 1 minute 97. Surrounded by faint ethereal music for 1
time 63. Cast fog cloud centered on self minute
28. Next turn caster takes no action, vomits 64. Caster can only breathe underwater for 98. Caster suffers a head cold for 24 hours
1d100 SP next minute 99. Regain all expended spell slots.
29. Teleport up to 60 feet away to unoccupied 65. Up to 3 creatures of choice in 30’:4d10 100. Next phrase spoken by caster becomes
space lightning dmg true
30. Caster’s hands become covered in sticky 66. Caster becomes an astral projection until 101. A screaming face grows out of one of your
goop dealt 15hp of damage or they return to body parts. It knows only pain. It
31. Transported to Astral Plane until end of their body. disappears in 1d6 rounds.
next turn 67. Frightened by nearest creature until end 102. You are possessed! A Demon inhabits your
32. Cabbages sprout abundantly within a 30’ of next turn body and tries to influence you by
radius 68. If target dies in next minute, its soul is whispering in your mind how great it
would be to commit acts of evil.
33. Max dmg of next damaging spell cast in consumed by the caster.
103. You grow a 2nd head. This head has a
next minute 69. Charisma score increases to 30 at sunset
different personality from you.. The head
34. Caster can mimic target’s voice perfectly and reverts at the next sunrise. believes itself to be the true owner of your
for 24 hrs 70. All within 60’ saves vs Wis 15 or drops w/e body. The Extra Head can be removed
35. Age changes 1d10 years. Odd: Younger, they hold with a Remove Curse Spell or something
Even: Older 71. Resistance to all damage for next minute sharp.

104. 1 Random Creature within 50 ft of you is
brought back to life at full HP. If none are
dead, then nothing happens.
105. A floating dagger appears before you
there is a 50% chance it is real, of which a
25% chance it is a wonderous item, of
which 10% chance it carries a curse.
106. You cast Sleep as a 3rd Lvl spell centered
on yourself.
107. A hole appears in space within 50 ft.
linking this plane to another.
108. For the next minute, your weapon
becomes sentient with the soul of the last
creature you killed.
109. Roll twice for 2 simultaneous effects on
this table, ignoring this result.
110. Until the next sunrise, the last creature
you killed appears as a ghost and follows
you around. Everyone can see and hear it,
but it will only interact with you. It is
unaffected by all attacks and spells and
pesters you the entire time. Some will
trash talk you, others will moan about
being dead, some will just shriek the entire
time.
111. A third eye appears in your forehead for
10 minutes with a power determined by
this chart: 1- no power, just an eye; 2-
dark vision; 3- shoots a magic missile as a
bonus action; 4- cries acid doing 1d6
damage each minute; 5- changes color
with your mood; 6- true sight.
112. Amnesia hits you and you can't remember
who you are for 4d4 hours.
113. You cast friends on yourself.
114. For the next minute, magical darkness fills
the area within 10 ft of you.
115. You cannot speak until someone says your
name.
116. 1d100 gold coins rain down in a 30 ft
radius. Anyone caught in the radius takes
1d10 points of damage. it is a foreign or
ancient currency
117. For 1d6 rounds you go into a reckless
barbarian rage, can perform 3 melee
attacks per turn at adv, and are exhausted
when the rage ends.
118. Earthquake! The earth rumbles around
you. Everyone in a 50 ft radius of you must
make a DC 15 Dex save or be knocked
prone.
119. You turn into an eagle, akin to a non-
concentration polymorph. The only way
to transform back is to fall to 0 hp.
120. You find yourself surrounded by 1d100
Rats.
121. A rain of fish starts with you at the center.
1d6 fish fall from the sky per 5 ft. Each
does only 1 point of damage. Lasts for 1d6
rounds. 2 mile radius. The fish do not
disappear after the rain ends.
122. For the next hour, a small cloud hangs
over your head and rains on you.
123. You Vomit seashells for the next minute.
Any concentration spells will be
challenged.
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124. An egg appears in your hand.
125. You grow extra limbs for 24 hours. Roll
1d6. Stats do not change, the limbs mimic
your regular limbs motions. 6 = 3 nipples;
5 = one arm; 4 = a penis; 3 = 1 Leg; 2 = 2
arms; 1 = 2 arms and 1 leg
126. The Nearest dead body to the caster
becomes a Zombie and attacks the caster.
127. You set the nearest flammable object
ablaze.
128. Each creature within 20 ft of you becomes
confused for the next 1d6 rounds. Roll a
d10 at the start of its turn to determine its
behavior.
129. You see the future. Roll 2d20. You may
replace any d20 roll by PCs or NPCs in the
next day with one of these rolls. The
decision to do this must be done before
the die is rolled.
130. Caster summons an animal as if from the
Rust Colored Bag.
131. Your foot falls asleep for 2d4 rounds. You
take a -2 penalty to dex based rolls.
132. 1 Random creature within 50 ft of the
caster becomes invulnerable for 1d4
rounds.
133. 1 Random creature within 50 ft of the
caster becomes empowered for 1d4
rounds. Will automatically score a crit on
any hit for the duration.
134. 1 Random creature within 20 ft of you
becomes friendly towards you until the
end of its next turn.
135. A tentacle reaches out of a tear in space
within 30 ft. and grasps for something to
pull into the void. DC15 dex /strength
136. Your ability to cast magic is affected. For
1d6 rounds, any time you cast a spell, the
effects are replaced by another spell of the
same level. The DM rolls to determine the
spell. The spell does not have to be class
specific.
137. A new demon is created and considers you
its creator.
138. A small group of persons, gathering for
some other reason, spontaneously create
a fanclub for you and know everything
that happened to you during a random 1
month span.
139. You Gain 1d10 temporary HP.
140. Avalanche! The closest mountain to you
has an avalanche occur.
141. A rickshaw driver runs up and insists that
you ordered a ride. He/she will take you
anywhere within a day’s travel.
142. A torrent of knowledge floods your mind
and you suddenly know the answer to the
meaning of life. And it drives you mad!
Roll on the Short Term Madness Table.
Effect lasts for 1d6 rounds. Then you
forget the meaning of life unfortunately,
but it's always right there on the tip of
your tongue.
143. You receive a vision for a new flavor
combination. If you write the recipe
down, there is a 20% chance it’s a spell.
144. Your target's size increases one category
for 1d4 rounds.
145. Your target's size decreases one category
for 1d4 rounds.
146. The region you are in experiences a year
of unprecedented fertility.
147. The region you are in experiences a year
of unprecedented drought.
148. You gain an intelligence score of 30 for 1
minute.
149. You create a table… a wild magic table.
150. There is a strange whistling sound around
the corner for the next hour.
151. Your feet become very hot for the next
hour (your speed doubles)
152. Your target is duplicated after the effect of
the spell you just cast. If no target, you are
duplicated.
153. Your movements invoke music for the next
1d6 days.
154. You receive a letter at the next
establishment you walk into. The letter is
from someone you don’t know and it only
says “it’s done”
155. You gain a craving for human blood for the
next 12 hours.
156. One random creature within 20 ft of you is
blinded for 1d6 rounds.
157. For the next minute, you see everyone as
though they aren’t wearing any clothing.
158. All creatures within 10ft of you must
succeed on a STR save, DC = 15 or be
pushed 15ft away from you.
159. 2d20 Trees grow out of the ground, all
around you.
160. Target’s weapon drops into the ground so
only the handle is showing.
161. For the next minute, any time you speak, it
must be in rhyme. If it doesn't rhyme it
comes out as unintelligible gibberish and
no one can understand you.
162. Regain 1 of your highest spell slots.
163. Gain a 6th level spell slot until your next
rest.
164. 2d6 headless chickens appear at the
caster’s feet and run away at top speed.
165. You cast Inflict Wounds on the creature
nearest to you as a Lvl 1 spell. If none are
in range, cast it on yourself.
166. You permanently grow a pair of small
horns on your forehead. Remove Curse
will remove them.
167. Your hands appear to have too many
fingers. Counting reveals the correct
amount but they still appear to be too
many.
168. All creatures within 10 ft of you become
frightened of you until the end of your
next turn.
169. 1d6 Nymphs appear and try to charm you.
170. You see a phantom dart fall from the sky
and land in your foot *see number 678
171. You evaporate any water within 2 miles of
you.
172. For 1d6 rounds any attacks made by you
must instead be attempts at diplomacy.

173. You lose all sense of taste for 2d12 days.
174. You shed neon light for 1 minute. Any
creature that ends its turn within 5 ft of
you is stunned until initiative 20.
175. Until the end of your next turn, you have
tapped into the fires of creation. Your eyes
glow, your voice becomes deep and
reverberating. You levitate 5 feet above
the ground and are wreathed in radiant
energy. Attacks on you must succeed at a
dc15+charisma WIS save or fail. You are
temporarily godlike. On your next turn,
you can choose to attack, teleport or
create. If you choose to attack, you make a
single attack, automatically critically
hitting your target with maximized
damage (maximum die rolls). If you
choose to teleport, you move yourself and
up to nine others to anywhere/anytime in
any existing plane. If you choose to create,
think of a single non-artifact magical item
and it is created in front of you. After 1d6
days the magic item becomes mundane.
176. Gain a fly speed of 80ft for 30 seconds.
177. Cast Banish on yourself. You may try to
save from it.
178. Your next spell gives everyone within a
100-ft. radius a headache.
179. Body Odor. Your body chemistry is altered
emitting a foul smell centered on you. For
1 hour, all creatures have advantage
tracking you and know your exact location
if they are within 50 ft.
180. You learn a new language.
181. Glass within 100 ft. shatters.
182. Perspective switch. In the next minute
you may grab any one object you can see
as though it were right next to you and
that same size. The object stays that size
and is storable until thrown by the caster
at which point it returns to its original size.
183. A Zombie version of your childhood pet
sprouts out of the ground as a companion.
184. You cast death ward on yourself.
185. The next spell you cast can be cast without
verbal, somatic, or material components
<100 gp.
186. Time skips backward 1 minute for all
creatures within a mile.
187. A random dinosaur appears within 50 ft of
you.
188. You regain 4 spellslots worth of spellslots.
189. Your vision is tripled for 1 minute..
190. You become invisible for 1 minute. During
that time other creatures can't hear you.
Invisibility ends if you attack or cast a spell.
191. The tide reverses.
192. Your target is paralyzed for # of rounds =
to caster's level.
193. Your blood becomes acid for 24 hours.
Does not harm you.
194. Your size decreases by one size category
for the next minute
195. You cast Blur on yourself.
196. You summon an elemental CR 1 of the
type of the last spell you cast. The
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elemental is controlled by you and acts on
your turn.
197. A Chaos weapon is created and appears in
a void before you. The weapon is of your
design and is a +2 weapon with one
wonderous item attribute.
198. A minor God contacts you and invites you
for coffee.
199. An invitation appears in one of your
pockets.
200. You regain 9 levels of spell slots.
201. Transform into potted plant with AC 5 and
10 hp. Revert to normal in 2d12 hours or
when reduced to 0 hp.
202. For 24 hours, add 1d6 to all ability checks
203. Gain proficiency with any one tool or
weapon for a week.
204. All creatures within a 30 ft. radius gain
adv. On all saving throws against spells
cast by you for the next minute.
205. One object in the room becomes a mimic.
206. All of the clothing and items in a 10 ft.
radius is suddenly teleported 20 ft. away
in a big pile.
207. Permanently increase one ability score of
your choice by 1 point. Permanently
decrease a different ability score of your
choice by 1 point. A spell such as remove
curse can end this effect
208. Make a Constitution saving throw against
your spell save DC. If you fail, you are
stunned for 1 minute.
209. For 24 hours The target gains resistance to
the last type of damage they took. If there
is no target then the caster gains this
resistance.
210. The void fills your mind. Take 2d4 psychic
damage.
211. Your sense of smell is heightened for 1d12
minutes. You have blindsight in a 10 ft.
radius and adv. On smell based perception
checks.
212. One random gem worth 100gp appears
near you.
213. Mushrooms sprout around you in a 5-foot
radius and vanish after 1 minute. If one is
harvested and eaten within this time, the
creature must make a Constitution saving
throw against your spell save DC. On a
failed save, it takes 5d6 poison damage.
On successful one, it gains 5d6 temporary
hit points.
214. For the next minute, light and darkness
quickly alternate around you in a 30-foot
radius, creating a strobe effect. Sight-
based creatures gain a -1 penalty on attack
rolls against you and Perception checks
against you, and you gain a +1 bonus to
Stealth checks.
215. One randomly-chosen non-magical item in
your possession that weighs 1 pound or
less is duplicated.
216. You are vulnerable to Aberrations for 1
hour. Such creatures gain advantage when
attacking you.
217. 3d6 random gems appear near you, worth
50gp each.
218. You are protected from Beasts for 1 day.
Such creatures cannot attack you or harm
you unless they save a Charisma saving
throw against your spell save DC.
219. Your eyes glow red for 1 minute.
220. Your Charisma is increased by 2 for 1
minute.
221. You become aroused beyond your control
for the next hour.
222. Your Strength is increased by 2 for 1
minute
223. Your Intelligence is increased by 2 for 1
minute
224. Roll a d20. On a 1 you are teleported to
another plane of existence. On a 20 you
are granted a feature of a separate class
for 24 hours. On all other results you find
a gem worth 5 gp on the ground by your
foot.
225. Your Wisdom is increased by 2 for 1
minute.
226. Your Dexterity is increased by 2 for 1
minute.
227. You increase one of your stats by 1 and
decrease another by 2. This can be
undone through remove curse.
228. Your Constitution is increased by 2 for 1
minute.
229. You forget your favorite colour.
230. You cannot correctly pronounce any name
you know for the next 3d8 hours.
231. Your Charisma is decreased by 2 for 1
minute.
232. You suddenly know all of the steps
required to make a random non-magical
item.
233. Your Strength is decreased by 2 for 1
minute
234. Your Intelligence is decreased by 2 for 1
minute
235. Your Wisdom is decreased by 2 for 1
minute.
236. Gain a +2 bonus to AC for 1 minute
237. Your Dexterity is decreased by 2 for 1
minute.
238. Your Constitution is decreased by 2 for 1
minute.
239. Gain a -2 penalty to AC for 1 minute.
240. All creatures within 60 feet of you regain
2d8 hit points.
241. You are immune to disease for 1 week.
242. You have the irresistible urge to scratch an
itch in the middle your back, just out of
reach, for 1 minute. If you don't scratch it
using a back scratcher or some similar
device , you must succeed a Constitution
saving throw against your spell save DC to
cast a spell.
243. You are surrounded by a faint, pleasant
odor. You gain advantage on all Charisma
checks you make within the next minute.
244. lose the ability to speak one language you
already know.

245. You gain the service of a 2nd-level spiritual
weapon for 1 minute.
246. You gain the ability to speak with animals
for 1 day.
247. You gain the ability to speak with plants
for 1 day.
248. You and all creatures within 30 feet of you
gain vulnerability to thunder and lightning
damage for 1 minute.
249. The target gains the benefits of a short
rest without having to spend HD.
250. You shrink 1d12 inches in height. You
gradually return to your original height
over the course of 1 day.
251. You are protected from Fiends for one
day. Such reatures cannot attack you or
harm you unless they succeed on a
Charisma saving throw against your spell
save DC.
252. You are protected from Fey for one hour.
Such creatures cannot attack you or harm
you unless they succeed on a Charisma
saving throw against your spell save DC.
253. You and all creatures within 30 feet of you
gain vulnerability to fire damage for 1
minute.
254. For the next 24 hours you can create a
single gold piece every minute. At the end
of the day, roll a percentile die to see how
much of that gold remains.
255. A bad joke comes to mind and until you
tell it (which takes an entire action), you
suffer a Wisdom penalty of 1.
256. You gain the ability to walk on water for 1
day.
257. You gain the use of an unseen servant for
1 hour.
258. For the next hour, you are unable to read
as the letters all appeared jumbled.
259. The next spell you cast within the next
hour uses a spell slot of one level lower
than what it normally requires. If the spell
is a spell of 1st level, you still must expend
a spell slot to cast it.
260. For the next day, everything you say must
rhyme. If it doesn’t, you take 1d6 psychic
damage.
261. You fall victim to a horrible cramp in both
legs, reducing your speed by 10 feet for 1
hour.
262. For the next minute, you have double
vision. This gives you disadvantage on
ranged attacks (including spell attacks) and
Perception checks involving sight.
263. You gain tremorsense with a range of 30
feet for 1 minute.
264. You become intoxicated for 2d6 hours
265. Your bag becomes lighter than air for 1
minute and can lift up to 200 pounds. A
dc15 strength check can negate the
floating effect but movement is halved.
266. For the next day, any time you make an
ability check, roll 1d6 and subtract the
result.
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267. The next single target spell you cast within
the next minute must target one
additional target.
268. A demon whose CR is equal to your level
appears near you. Make a Charisma saving
throw against your spell save DC. If you
make it, the demon is subservient,
otherwise, it is hostile. The demon, if not
banished or defeated, vanishes after 1
day.
269. You spontaneously climax
270. You can only speak elven for the next 1d4
hours.
271. You immediately drop to 1 hit point and
gain a base AC of 20. Attempts to raise
your hp fail. This reverts back to normal
after 12 hours.
272. You are at the center of a 10-foot radius
antimagic field that negates all magic
equal to or less than your level for 1 hour
and does not require concentration.
273. Your poops smell delicious for 1 week.
274. You are at the center of a 50-foot radius
antimagic field that negates all magic
equal to or less than your level for 1 hour
and does not require concentration.
275. Your name reverses. Everyone is saying it
wrong now. This can be removed with a
remove curse spell or greater restoration.
276. You are at the center of a 100-foot radius
antimagic field that negates all magic
equal to or less than your level for 1 hour
and does not require concentration.
277. You grant magical powers to the next
person or object you touch. It gains the
ability to cast 1 cantrip from any spell
table that makes sense with whatever it is.
278. Your clothes become dirty and filthy. Until
you can change and/or clean your clothes,
your Charisma is reduced by 1.
279. All of your clothing disappears. Your gear
is unaffected. Magical clothing items fall
off and land at your feet.
280. You and up to 4 willing creatures are
teleported 200 ft. in a random direction to
an unoccupied space.
281. 2d6 daggers appear floating above the
caster’s head. As a bonus action you may
send a dagger toward a target using your
spellcasting modifier on the attack roll.
The daggers disappear after 10 minutes.
282. Gain the sympathy effects of the
antipathy/sympathy spell for 3d6 days.
283. All money you were carrying is teleported
into an unlikely container which is held in
a room in your dreams. Each night there is
a 30% chance you’ll dream of this room. If
you open the correct container, you find
the money in your pillow when you wake
up.
284. Your fingernails and toenails grow to an
uncomfortable length. Until you trim
them, your Dexterity is reduced by 1, but
your climb checks are increased by a +2
285. You gain spider climb for 1 minute, and it
does not require concentration to
maintain.
286. All food and drink within 30 feet of you is
purified.
287. All allies within 30 feet of you gain a -2
penalty to their AC for 1 minute.
288. Zone of Truth is cast in a 50-foot radius
sphere centered on you.
289. Everyone seems to remember a day,
week, month, holiday, year, or place that
never existed, and no one seems to know
where it went.
290. Every inanimate object that isn't being
worn or carried within 40 feet of you
becomes enshrouded with shadows for 1
minute. Enshrouded objects are
considered heavily obscured.
291. You hear the word “FORE” shouted from
somewhere and are hit by a small ball
dealing 2d4 bludgeoning damage.
(if _______ the ball will grant you _____)
292. You feel extremely nauseated. Make a
Constitution saving throw against your
spell save DC. If you fail, you must spend
your next action throwing up.
293. A hag somewhere gets a vision of you and
decides that you are a threat worth
dealing with.
294. Immediately lose 4 levels worth of spell
slots.
295. You jump forward in time exactly 1
minute, for 1 minute. From the
perspective of everyone else, you cease to
exist during that time.
296. The next time you dream, you are asked to
draw a picture using the world around
you, an adjective, and a noun. (Whatever
is drawn becomes a real diety)
297. You gain the ability to breathe water for
24 hours.
298. Within the next hour, the next enemy to
die instead becomes a stuffed toy version
of themselves for the next 100 years. At
the end of that 100 years they are
rejuvenated as a 20th level being.
299. You hear a sentence of deep speech
whispered in your mind. Make a dc20 WIS
save. On a failure, roll on the madness
table and take on that madness until a
restoration spell or remove curse spell has
been cast. On a success gain insight into
one profound truth about the universe.
300. A magic door appears in the nearest wall.
The door seems normal in all ways. It can
only be opened once after-which it fades
from existence and it leads to a dragon’s
treasure hoard. There is a 70% the dragon
is currently there, and if any treasure is
taken the dragon will track it and the
thieves down eventually.
301. You sneeze and 1d4 cultists form from
your snot who worship you and go off to
complete a single task you set for them.
302. A non-magical item in your pack is
transformed into a bag of sand.

303. A target within sight is compelled to say “if
you strike me down I will become more
powerful than you could possibly
imagine.” If killed this character instead
disappears leaving only their clothing and
become a ghost that occasionally speaks
to the caster and gives advice and stuff.
304. A trusted friend switches alignments and
creates a diabolical plan to thwart you.
305. The next creature you kill is transformed
into a card with their picture on it. The
creature can be summoned from the card
at full hp. The creature makes a wisdom
saving throw against your spell casting
modifier and is friendly to you on a failed
save. Otherwise it considers you an
enemy.
306. The wind changes direction.
307. Your clothing becomes super gothic skully
necro-fancy.
308. Your clothing becomes super cute flowery
toddler-tation
309. 1d4 hell hounds crawl out of the ground.
They disappear after 1 minute.
310. A cloud giant castle appears on the
horizon.
311. The next phrase spoken gets said directly
to a random diety as though through a
cleric’s direct line.
312. You change races keeping the same stats
but altering your racial traits. Remove
curse will undo this.
313. An antimagic zone appears in a 1 mile
radius sphere centered on you.
314. A celestial appears and will attempt to
help anyone with a good alignment, ignore
unless provoked anyone with a neutral
alignment, and act hostile toward anyone
with an evil alignment.
315. A fiend appears and will attempt to help
anyone with an evil alignment, ignore
unless provoked anyone with a neutral
alignment, and act hostile toward anyone
with a good alignment.
316. You learn the name of someone on your
plane who is in actuality the child of a
diety.
317. You become a crowned individual of
something somewhere. From kingdom
ruler to “king of ales” at a local pub
somewhere.
318. You are suddenly flooded with knowledge
and know the grade 3 social study report
details about a nearby city.
319. You absorb the soul of the next creature
that dies within 15 ft. plus your level. You
gain one skill or sense that was possessed
by that creature for the next hour.
320. For the next minute, you gain resistance to
poison and psychic damage.
321. A town crier in a random town forgets the
name they were trying to
condemn/congratulate and instead
announces your name and description.
322. You are able to leap 3x higher than normal
for the next d10+CHA minutes.
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323. You can speak another language but
cannot understand it.
324. You get an urge to do something odd and
have the choice to follow it or ignore it.
This action sets off or alters a chain of
events in some way.
325. The next creature you speak to will
develop a psychic link with you as per the
locate familiar spell. This link stays until
either you or the creature dies, or a
remove curse spell is performed.
326. For one minute, any spell with a casting
time of 1 action can be cast as a bonus
action.
327. Spell effectiveness (range, duration, area
of effect, damage, etc.) increases 200%
328. Target's clothes itch (+2 to initiative for
1d10 rounds)
329. Target hastened
330. Target's race randomly changes until
canceled by dispel magic or remove curse.
331. Spell effect has 60' radius centered on
target (all within radius suffer the effect)
332. You may select up to your spell modifier’s
worth of creatures in the spell effect area
to not be affected.
333. All normal doors, secret doors,
portcullises, etc. (including those locked or
barred) within 60' of caster swing open
334. One normal item within 30' of caster
(randomly chosen) becomes permanently
magical
335. One magical item within 30' of caster
(randomly chosen) is permanently drained
336. Stream of butterflies pours from caster's
mouth until end of next turn. Verbal
components of spells cannot be provided.
337. 3d10 gems shoot from caster's fingertips.
Each gem is worth 1d6 x 10 gp.
338. Winter begins immediately and lasts until
it should normally end.
339. A storm appears within 10 miles.
340. Target dies immediately if he is ever cut by
his own dagger.
341. For the next day the caster’s teeth double
in size whenever they tell a lie.
342. A map appears on the back of the caster’s
hand.
343. A non-magical weapon wielded by the
target turns to silk and cannot cause
damage.
344. Caster’s eyes turn into mouths for 1
minute.
345. Caster’s eyes turn into obsidian spheres
for 1d12 hours
346. Caster’s hands turn into lobster claws for 1
minute
347. Caster’s eyes project 60 foot cone of light
for 1d4 days.
348. Caster’s dominant hand resembles an
eagle’s talon.
349. Caster’s bones become flexible like rubber
for 6 hours. Gains resistance to
bludgeoning damage.
350. Caster’s hands become invisible.
351. An identical body to the caster can be
found dead nearby.
352. Caster believes they are undead. A
restoration spell will cancel this belief.
353. A porcupine appears in the caster’s pack.
354. Caster can affect normal fires at will for
1d10 days.
355. Caster is hastened
356. For 1d10 days all blades seem dull when
caster uses them.
357. For 24 hours, whenever the caster smiles
all facial skin turns invisible.
358. Faerie fire is cast spontaneously on the
caster and anyone within a 30 foot radius.
359. A hole appears straight through the
caster’s chest, caster is unaffected. This
remains until your next wild surge.
360. All clothing worn by caster grows twice its
size.
361. For 1d10 rounds all caster’s attribute
scores drop to equal worst score.
362. For 1d10 rounds all caster’s attribute
scores rise to equal best score.
363. Caster sees what is inside the moon.
364. Caster crumbles to dust, reforms next
sunrise unharmed and fully rested.
365. Caster coughs up 2d20 matching odd
items. Needles, stones, buttons, etc.
366. The first thing caster says each day is
replaced with a rooster’s crow for one
month.
367. Caster falls asleep when exposed to pine
tree sap.
368. Target must make a dc15 constitution save
or spend their next turn vomiting suds and
bubbles.
369. Caster’s legs turn invisible for 1d12 hours.
Dex checks for climbing, jumping, or
acrobatics are made at disadvantage.
370. Caster’s hands turn invisible for 1d12
hours.
371. For the next month, the caster always
knows the exact time.
372. An enemy on the field is overcome with a
desire to join the party.
373. A random individual within a 50 ft. radius
becomes next in line for the throne.
374. Rodents follow target for the next 1d8
days.
375. A powerful being on another plane
becomes a mortal enemy of the target.
376. All bones in target’s body disappear for
1d10 rounds.
377. An air elemental appears in the targets
lungs, friendly to the target, and providing
the target with air for the lifetime of the
air elemental. A dispel magic spell will
destroy the air elemental.
378. Target becomes immune to poison for 1
year.
379. Nearest tree becomes sentient and
ambulatory.
380. 50 foot rainbow shoot out top of targets
head and follows them for 2 days.
381. Target’s movements provoke ethereal
music for 1d12 hours.

382. Spell’s range increases by 300%
383. Target believes themselves to be the
rightful leader of their group.
384. Target can’t help but apologize to
everyone he hurts for 1 month.
385. Target becomes strikingly beautiful,
gaining a natural charisma score of 20.
386. Devil appears beside you but is confused
as to what is going on and will help
whoever makes the most compelling
argument.
387. Target automatically passes their next 1d6
saving throws.
388. Caster automatically passes their next 1d6
saving throws.
389. Target becomes resistant to all damage
and suicidal for 1d10 days.
390. A permanent zone of tapping appears on
the target’s location where Everyone’s
shoes within a 50 foot radius area become
tap shoes.
391. Target believes they are at full health and
all injuries up to that point have been
illusory.
392. Target can see into the ethereal plane for
2d12 hours.
393. Target gains an insatiable thirst for
seawater.
394. Caster gains an insatiable thirst for other’s
spit.
395. Target gains an insatiable thirst for good
alignement blood.
396. Caster gains an insatiable thirst for good
alignment blood.
397. The nearest person with a tragic backstory
remembered it wrong, and actually they
had a pretty good upbringing, and in fact
they’re late for work!
398. Target forgets what they look like and
when shown a reflection, this isn’t what it
looked like before, but they can’t
remember what it looked like before.
399. A 4th level spell scroll appears in your pack.
400. You gain 1d6 healing potions.
401. Alchohol acts as a healing potion for 1 day.
402. Your fingers turn into knives for a week.
403. Target is teleported 10 minutes into the
future. All others present see them vanish
as though teleported.
404. Not fount.
405. Target feels euphoric, +2 luck bonus to
ability checks for 2d6 turns
406. Target feels hopeless, -2 luck penalty to
ability checks for 2d6 turns.
407. Caster feels euphoric, +2 luck bonus to
ability checks for 2d6 turns
408. Caster feels hopeless, -2 luck penalty to
ability checks for 2d6 turns.
409. Target loses proficiency with main
weapon.
410. Target gains 2d12 temporary hit points.
411. Target gains blindsight in a 10 ft. radius
and has adv. On smell based perception
checks for 10 minutes.
412. You and the target switch clothing and
gear.
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413. Target purrs when lying.
414. Target begins sneezing uncontrollably. For
1d6 rounds target must succeed a dc12
constitution check or spend their turn
sneezing.
415. One person in a 20 ft. radius breaks their
ankle suffering
416. A 10 foot high by 15 foot wide wall of
stone appears in front of the caster.
417. For the next minute, everyone in a 50 foot
radius is convinced they are blind.
418. A perfectly comfortable and tasteful living
room set appears all around the room
you’re currently in, filling the space and
making it difficult terrain. If outdoors, the
living room furniture appears as though
spread around a 15 foot x 15 foot room
centered around the caster.
419. A spectral team of chearleaders appears
and roots for the caster. They receive a +5
boost to all strength or dexterity based
checks until the next enemy creature is
incapacitated. Afterwhich the
chearleaders scream “touchdown!” and
disappear with a pop.
420. You are suddenly hungry, sleepy, and chill.
Skill checks are made at disadvantage
unless they relate to food or profound
understanding, in which case roll with
advantage.
421. A spectral team of chearleaders appears
and roots for the Target. They receive a
+5 boost to all strength or dexterity based
checks until the next enemy creature is
incapacitated. Afterwhich the
chearleaders scream “touchdown!” and
disappear with a pop.
422. An instrument appears in your hand. If you
attempt to play it a dc20 perform check
will grant you and your party a +2
Confidence bonus to all skill checks within
the next minute. Otherwise you hurt the
ears of anyone within 20 feet and they
take a -2 penalty to perception checks for
1 minute. The instrument falls apart after
an attempt to play it.
423. A pocket appears on your clothing that
you have never noticed before. There
may or may not be something in it.
424. The funniest joke in the world pops into
your head and you begin to laugh
hysterically and must roll a Wis save with a
dc equal to 10+1/2 spellcaster level +
current spellcaster modifier, otherwise
take 1d10 psychic damage. Attempting to
tell the joke force you to repeat the saving
throw. On a success you stop laughing but
cannot successfully tell the joke.
425. You will wake up at exactly 4:25 am the
next time you fall asleep.
426. For 1d8 hours, fire damage heals you.
427. A typewriter falls from the sky and lands
directly behind you.
428. For 10 minutes, if you are dealt piercing or
slashing damage, your blood solidifies and
adds +1 to ac and -1 dexterity damage.
429. An adventurer becomes obsessed with a
random object you are carrying and will
try to steal it for the next year. When
asked why, the adventurer replies “this
belongs in a museum!”
430. You spontaneously catch a disease of the
dm’s choosing. This disease can be
treated but not cured unless a remove
curse spell is used, or if it is negated by a
wild magic effect.
431. You are cured of an ailment that only
“remove curse” could remove
432. You and everyone within a 10-foot radius
are transported to a mirror dimension
where reality can be bent by anyone with
the ability to cast arcane spells by using
their spellcasting modifier vs. an
environmental dc of 10 + number of
creatures present. An attempt to make a
gate or portal back to the real world can
dispel the mirror dimension.
433. 100 wasps fly out of your nose and attack
the nearest person.
434. You are teleported inside the nearest
dwelling. Or outside your current dwelling.
435. You rip a big fart.
436. Your head is suddenly encased in ice and
must be melted or chipped out before you
suffocate.
437. Everything in a 10-foot diameter is
engulfed in magical darkness for 1 round,
and when it disappears you are 1 half step
to the side and beside you is an identical
copy of yourself….. or are you the copy?
438. Everyone within a 30 foot radius is
suddenly facing the opposite direction.
439. Your head begins to inflate like a balloon.
Over the next round it inflates to 4x its
normal size. Anyone that attempts an
attack on you must succeed at a dc15 WILL
save or become frightened of you. At the
start of your next turn your head pops and
your normal head is inside as though
nothing happened… you take 1d6 chaotic
damage.
440. The earth drops 10 feet and everyone
falls. Everyone must make a surprise
reflex save in order to negate 10 ft. falling
damage and land on their feet. Creatures
with a fly speed do not need to make this
check.
441. A loud crunching sound emanates from
inside your body.
442. A ship in the middle of the ocean suddenly
ceases to exist.
443. All your fingernails suddenly fall out. They
regrow in a week.
444. The target(s) of your last spell suddenly all
get nosebleeds that don’t stop until a
healing spell is performed on them.
445. You suddenly disappear from the
battlefield and in your place a 1x1 foot box
suddenly appears. When the box is
opened you pop out forcefully dealing 1d6
bludgeoning damage to the immediate
space in front of the box.

446. A sword appears dangling above your
head with an initiative of its own. At its
initiative the sword falls. If you have a
reaction you may use it to attempt a reflex
save dodge. DC-15 dodges the blade,
DC-?? Allows you to catch the sword
which is a chaotic magical item.
Otherwise the sword disappears after
making impact with you or the ground.
447. The ceiling becomes a swirling void into a
dimension of chaos. Looking up can cause
psychic damage, madness, or divine
understanding. Entering the void will
transport you to the other side, where
there is no gateway back.
448. You gain the title of “Duke” or “Duchess”.
449. Your jump distance is doubled for 1 min.
450. Your jump distance is halved for 1 min.
451. A Lamp appears on the ground 10 feet
from you.
452. One of your magical items gains sentience.
453. A nearby animal can suddenly understand
you.
454. A little girl appears in your peripheral
vision. When you look at her she is not
there.
455. A beholder is created within 10 miles. It
knows your face as its creator. How it
feels about that is a mystery.
456. If the caster dies within the next year,
their body turns to solid gold. They can
only be brought back from the dead with
“reincarnate”.
457. For the next 24 hours, a phantom water
drip on the back of your neck causes you
to have disadvantage on concentration
checks.
458. The fingers of the target(s) of the last spell
cast are suddenly broken.
459. An invisible explosive rune triggered by
proximity appears on a random object or
space within the current 100-foot radius of
the caster.
460. All water within a mile of the caster
catches on fire.
461. For 1d10 rounds a fire elemental appears
in the lungs of one enemy in a 50-foot
radius. It deals 1d10 fire damage per
round. If the enemy dies the fire elemental
escapes and begins to consume objects.
Every object the elemental consumes adds
1d4 rounds to its existence.
462. You are suddenly terrified of the smell of
grapes.
463. For the next day, your touch temporarily
animates statues and allows you to speak
with them.
464. You are at max hp.
465. You know the contents of the nearest bag
of holding.
466. Your boots suddenly fill with water.
467. Your boots suddenly fill with sand.
468. You receive 1d6 piercing damage, there is
a knife in your back. The knife deals 1d6
damage, and if pulled out moths fly out of
the wound until it is healed.
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469. “What are you looking at?” The image of
sexual relations with the creature or
object you are currently looking at pops
into your head. It remains there for 1d6
hours.
470. You are anchored to this plane for 1d20
hours. You cannot teleport nor be
teleported for this time.
471. Any attempt to drink for the next day fails.
It either dribbles down the sides of your
mouth or simply doesn’t leave the cup.
472. Until dawn your mouth is stuck open.
473. You unknowingly cast wish. The next
thing you desire will be granted by the dm
in one way or another.
474. You cast Major Image within 50 feet of a
great old one.
475. You become invulnerable when you sleep.
476. The next time you fall in battle, you
become immune to all types of damage
until you either die or are revived.
477. You lose your reflection for 1d8 days.
478. Your shadow becomes a negative version
of you. If it escapes or you do not subdue
it, you lose your shadow.
479. You lose the ability to tell the truth for
1d6+1 days.
480. You lose the ability to lie for 1d6+1 days.
481. You are unable to speak without cursing
for the next day.
482. Your magical ability is suddenly trapped in
a place in your body. You must pierce it in
order to use magic again.
483. You are suddenly ambidextrous.
484. You appear familiar to everyone you meet
in the next town you enter.
485. A gelatinous cube appears 30 ft. behind
you.
486. You double in size.
487. You shrink to the size of a beetle. A
perception 10+distance check will reveal
your true location, otherwise it appears
that you’ve somehow teleported,
shapeshifted, or disappeared.
488. You cast Feeblemind on yourself.
489. You cast Feeblemind on everyone in a 10-
foot radius.
490. You cast Greater Peacbond as a 20th lvl
caster centered on yourself.
491. You cast Smug Narcissism on yourself.
492. A phantom head appears beside you and
aligns itself with you. It knows 3 secrets
but only divulges them if specifically asked
in detail. Otherwise it gives you tactical
advice (good or bad). The phantom
disappears when it decides to.
493. A random dog appears and you get the
sense that it is in charge of something.
494. A swarm of rats appears in the target(s)
clothes and begins to attack them.
495. Your initiative is switched with the target’s
496. A steaming cup of coffee appears on your
head.
497. Your shoe feels weird.
498. Your shoe feels weird and when you
investigate it you see a piece of paper
stuck to the heel. It is a treasure map.
499. The next shop you enter has a powerful
magical item for sale that they are
unaware of.
500. A rope within 20 feet animates as though
you’d cast Rope Trick.
501. You receive a message from an
extraplanar entity that wants to make
contact with “the leader”
502. Your jacket is fashionably restyled like you
bought it new only moments ago.
503. Cast Owl’s Wisdom on yourself at 10th lvl
504. Gain a fly speed of 30-ft for 1d10+1
rounds.
505. Your next skill check is an automatic
critical success.
506. Your next skill check is an automatic
critical failure.
507. Tickets for a ship appear in your pocket.
508. The next time the target deals damage,
they deal equal damage to themselves.
509. Target(s) suck their thumb(s) compulsively
for 1d4 rounds.
510. You sprout atrophied wings out of your
chest.
511. The bones in your legs reposition to the
shape of kangaroo legs. You gain a +4
racial bonus to jump checks. People look
at you funny.
512. The next time you try to be stealthy you
have the urge to sneeze. Succeed at a
dc15 fortitude save or automatically fail
your stealth check.
513. The next time the target(s) try to be
stealthy they have the urge to sneeze.
Succeed at a dc15 fortitude save or
automatically fail your stealth check.
514. A 100 ft. antimagic cone shoots out of
your eyes for the next minute.
515. A pair of gloves appear within 20 feet of
you. If anyone puts these gloves on they
cannot be removed without a remove
curse spell. Attempts to remove them
make them squeeze the hands painfully.
516. You teleport inside the nearest hollow
tree.
517. Target’s eyelids become invisible.
518. Evidence linking you to an unsolved crime
appears in your pocket.
519. 1d6 umber hulks appear in the area.
520. A deck of many things bubbles up from
within the earth at your feet.
521. A storm appears around you.
522. A hungry troll appears in the area.
523. All males within 60 feet believe they are
suddenly covered in blood.
524. All Females within 60 fee believe they are
suddenly covered in blood.
525. Flowers within a mile suddenly die.
526. It is suddenly summer for the next 24
hours.
527. You belch a 50-foot radius poison cloud.
528. A delicious sandwich appears on a plate at
your feet.

529. Holes appear in the center of both your
palms. Attempts to catch anything smaller
than these holes require a dc15 reflex save
to be successful
530. All dogs within 1 mile are suddenly
covered in bark.
531. The nearest animal is transformed into a 3
dimensional block letter word of their
name.
532. You become immune to one poison.
533. You are vulnerable to Radiant damage.
534. A hand of card appears in your hand. If
you play them onto a table, anyone sitting
at that table are aware that you “win” and
give you ½ the gold they are currently
carrying.
535. You cast Time Stop on everyone in the
area. You are all affected by it, and you
are all aware of the time going by.
536. An NPC is turned to Yarn. They are still
sentient, ambulatory, and in all aspects
the same… just made of yarn.
537. A new landmass rises out of the ocean
with a civilization already living
somewhere on it.
538. You are compelled and have 10 minutes to
find and drink a litre of water otherwise
you fall asleep for one week.
539. Your left hand turns to marble. Remove
curse will allow you to use it as normal,
and it will slowly revert to normal over 1
year.
540. Another adventuring party begins to claim
responsibility for your successes.
541. Your muscles become defined and
beautiful for 1d8+1 days. You gain a +4
bonus to persuasion and intimidate
checks.
542. Your muscles atrophy instantly and remain
atrophied until trained back to normal.
You take 5 points of strength damage.
Each week you may attempt a dc5+STR
check to increase your STR by +1. You can
do this until you’ve added +1 to your
Previous Strength score. (example. A
strength of 11 is reduced to 6, a -3 STR
bonus. Through successful strength
checks you may rebuild your strength
score to a max of 12, or +1.)
543. A precarious stack of books 20-ft high
appears in front of you.
544. Your throat swells up for 1 minute.
545. You fall 10 feet through the ground. Solid
ground is replaced by your body but you
are paralyzed and suffocating. If there is
empty space 10 feet down you fall until
you hit ground.
546. You forget your first kiss.
547. A key falls from the sky into one of your
pockets.
548. A bag of devouring appears within 20 feet.
549. You fold up into a ball and are consumed
by the urge to move through a hole. You
remain in this shape until you are
successful.
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550. In a 100 foot radius, grasping vines grow
out of the ground. The terrain is
considered difficult and a dc10 strength
check is required to resist being grappled.
551. You turn into an adult dragon for 1
minute.
552. An enemy on the field turns into an adult
dragon for 1 minute.
553. The next 100 feet is suddenly filled with 1
inch wide, by 50 foot tall poles spaced 5
feet apart. Diagonal movement is
impossible.
554. You and whoever you consider your party
are all suddenly wearing hideous
Christmas sweaters.
555. You cast Horrific Doubles.
556. All dead within a 100-foot radius sphere
suddenly animate and are aggressive
toward you.
557. Each time you are dealt damage in the
next 24 hours it feels good and you gain a
stacking +1 to fortitude saves.
558. Wall of Bone is cast behind you.
559. You speak abyssal for the next week as
your native language. Attempts to speak
common are dependent on a dc13 Will
save.
560. A hole causes your money to slowly trickle
out of your bags/pockets. You are losing
money at a rate of 1gp/round leaving a
trail.
561. 3d20 statues fall from the sky glaring
accusingly at everyone.
562. An object falls in the center of the
battlefield and it flashes & beeps at
increasing intervals for 1d6+4 rounds, at
the end of which an intensified and
maximized fireball erupts from the object.
563. The next time you deal damage, treat 1’s
as maximum damage.
564. The next time you deal damage, treat die
maximums as minimum damage.
565. The taste of a delicious meal is on your
tongue and you are fully satiated.
566. Any clouds directly above you in a 1 mile
radius turn into slime.
567. You deal all enemies on the battlefield 1d4
psychic damage. They know this pain
came from you.
568. Your legs shorten by 1 foot.
569. Your limbs all lengthen by 5 feet. You
have a reach of 10 feet.
570. Your eyes glow vibrant black and gold. For
the next minute you may cast spells as
opportunity attacks.
571. A possession of the nearest storm giant
disappears and they assume it has been
stolen.
572. You can only speak in whispers for the
next 2 days.
573. You are suddenly thrown 100 feet in the
air. Objects and structures may stop this
movement, as can an attempt to grasp
something nearby.
574. You regurgitate the last thing you ate in its
whole state..
575. Roll 2d20. On a matching result you may
learn any one spell of a level you are
currently capable of casting. On two
natural 20’s you may learn a 9th level spell
from any spell list. On two natural 1’s you
die and may not be brought back to life
without someone first traveling to the
plane of your afterlife, then freeing &
convincing your soul to return.
576. An Efreeti is created and your wellbeing is
the key to his magical ability.
577. All Birds within 1 mile sing “The Ride of
the Valkyries”
578. All wildlife within 1 mile disappear.
579. The souls of your boots glow red hot for
1d10 rounds. If you kick someone, the
boots deal an additional 1d6 fire damage.
580. Wherever you are, you are suddenly
intimately familiar with your surroundings
like it’s déjà vu.
581. All magic items within 500 feet that bear a
charge, lose a single charge.
582. The inside of your clothing becomes sharp.
Every round you keep your clothing on you
suffer 1d6 slashing damage. Removing
your clothing reveals nothing wrong with
it. When put back on the clothing is
normal.
583. A play is set to open in the next town you
enter and your name is billed as the lead.
Based on 3 performance rolls (additional
skill checks may be allowed and a dc15
success with those will reduce the
performance dc by 1 point each.
<20 – Just terrible! During a lull in the play
you feel like it’s your turn for a soliloquy
and people actually boo you. Half the
audience left before intermission. Just
terrible.
20-30 – poor. Audience hates it. Bad
reputation in this town
30-40 – warm reception. Not the best
show but people enjoyed themselves
40-50 – Good show. A couple people even
stood up at the end, and not just to leave
early!
50-60 – The show is great! You’ll receive
wonderful reviews and people will buy you
drinks if they recognize you.
60-70 – Excellent show! A standing
ovation! The run is extended if you want!
<70 – the best show to come through this
theatre town in decades. You’ll find it
difficult to not be recognized in the streets
for a while!
584. Your tongue is burnt! People have
difficulty hearing you and for the next
hour your spit does 1d4 acid damage if
you spit on someone or something.
585. You find yourself humming the melody of
a song you can’t remember the name of.
586. A boil appears somewhere on your body.
This boil is actually a diamond worth
200gp buried beneath your flesh. If you
try to cure it, the boil disappears. If you
dig it out you got yourself a shiny rock!

587. A large half orc named Gary walks by.
588. For the next 2d10 days every spell you cast
has a flourish of bubbles as an accent.
589. You are compelled to get a high-five from
everyone within 30-feet.
590. Everyone in a 30-foot radius suddenly
casts a random 1st level spell.
591. At the center of the room you are
currently in (outdoors consider this point
30 feet away from you in one direction)
2d6 random spell scrolls fall from the sky.
592. You have to urinate very badly. When you
do, your urine is rainbow colored.
593. The next door you open has a spinning top
directly behind it. The top spins for 60
seconds, then stops.
594. In the next minute, if you say the words “I
don’t know but I’ll find out” you
immediately think of a dirty joke that
makes you blush.
595. The monarch of the region you are
currently in suddenly gains a distaste for a
specific race. This festers into a full-blown
hatred of the race.
596. A right arm painfully grows metallic scales
and resembles a dragon’s claw.
597. 1d8 giant eagles mistake you for deer.
598. Your feet turn backwards.
599. You hear the words “LOOK OUT” and a
second later an arrow wizzes over your
head from behind. When you turn around
there’s no one there.
600. An invisible fist punches you in the jaw.
You take 1d4+1 bludgeoning damage.
601. You incur the wrath of a particular diety
and they curse you as soon as possible. An
homage, tribute, or odyssey in their name
is required to remove the curse.
602. A very expensive and rare bottle of wine
appears in your bag. A wine opener is
nowhere to be found.
603. A 60 foot long, 100 foot deep chasm splits
the earth stretching out from you in a
random direction.
604. The nearest wall disappears and behind it
there are 7 cultists gathering for a secret
meeting.
605. Your eyes sink an inch into your head.
Your vision is unaffected… you just look
weird.
606. A boat falls from the sky within 50 feet of
you.
607. The next bag you open up has a single
hammer in it. The hammer allows the
wielder to cast Mend 3 times per day.
After using all 3 charges there’s a 5%
chance it loses it’s magical ability.
608. Your party’s weapons are suddenly clean
and sharp.
609. Your party’s weapons are suddenly dirty
and dull.
610. Your main weapon deals an extra +2
damage on successful attacks for the next
2d12 hours.
611. 1d6 random magic arrows appear in your
pack.
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612. A sword appears in a stone nearby. A dc
30 athletics check will pull the sword from
the stone. Congrats! Add “sword” to your
inventory.
613. A new constellation appears in the sky.
614. A demon lord appears and begrudgingly
claims you’ve summoned them. If you
deny, they insist. If you continue to deny,
they get angry and aggressive.
615. A meteor crashes into the ground nearby
and creates an effect not dissimilar to
Thunderwave and Fog Cloud but made of
dust.
616. The idea to move into your home town
suddenly pops into a serial killer’s mind.
617. You poop your pants.
618. Your right arm falls off. It can be sewed
back on and functions normally afterward.
619. You cast Disguise Self.
620. A Tsunami crashes into the nearest
coastline.
621. If you are standing on grass it turns into
spaghetti, otherwise nothing happens.
622. Your mouth fills with icecream.
Swallowing it will deal 1d2 brainfreeze
damage.
623. The next dream you have opens a gateway
from your dream world into the real
world.
624. A wedding band appears around your ring
finger.
625. A silver necklace worth 20gp appears
around your neck.
626. There are 2 people in the nearest clump of
bushes. They have details about you and
your group in several notebooks and
sketches.
627. 4d8 pickle jars appear in the air around
you and fall to the ground and shatter.
The pickles are delicious.
628. 1d6 carrots sprout from the ground at
your feet. Eating one gives you darkvision
for 1 minute.
629. All the hair on your body stands on end.
630. All cows within 1 mile become
carnivorous.
631. Pink feathers sprout out of the top of your
head in a crown fashion. Plucking each
one makes you say one word of a
sentence that you don’t know where it
came from.
632. Anyone wearing armor within 180 feet
must make a Will save or fall asleep.
633. Within 180 feet no one can get drunk for
12 hours.
634. You trip and there is a ba-doom-PSHHHH.
635. A rad drum solo resounds from the sky.
636. A rad guitar lick resounds from the sky.
637. The Seinfeld theme resounds from the sky.
638. A 50ft. diameter area of the nearest body
of water begins to boil.
639. You shit a brick… there’s a brick in your
pants.
640. You’re suddenly aware that you haven’t
blinked in the last 5 minutes. When you
do make a Fortitude save or fall asleep.
641. There is a hair in your mouth. Dex 10
grabs the hair.
The hair is attatched to something. Str 15
pulls it out of your throat.
It’s attached to a note. Linguistics 20
translates the code.
642. If you’re wearing a hat it is suddenly full….
There is a rabbit in your hat.
643. A portal to an evil plane appears
underneath a nearby town.
644. A portal to a good plane appears within a
nearby mountain.
645. The trees of the nearest forest turn upside
down with their leaves as roots and their
roots as leaves.
646. You find a barrel of whiskey on the side of
the road.
647. A horse runs up and is kind and persistent.
648. You hear a rooster crow but no one else
hears it.
649. You cough up a shirt.
650. A gnome begins to track down a long lost
lover and knows that you have details
regarding them.
651. Your arm breaks in three places dealing
3d6 fracture damage. Strength based
checks with that arm are made with
disadvantage until it heals.
652. Your heart beats extra fast with
adrenaline. Gain 3d10 temp hp for the
next 5 minutes. You are stunned for 30
seconds after that.
653. A nymph appears in the nearest forest.
654. A demigod is created at the day’s end.
655. A predatory cat begins to track you.
656. A rumour about your sexual habits begins
to circulate.
657. You will stay awake for the next 72 hours.
A long rest will give you your HD back,
however you must spend them, or use
potions, to regain any hit points.
658. A chipmunk approaches you. If you are
able to speak to it, it tells you the name of
someone you shouldn’t trust.
659. A chipmunk approaches you. If you are
able to speak to it, it tells you the name of
someone you should trust, but tells you
not to trust them.
660. A lich appears, sings an operatic aria, and
then vanishes.
661. A giant hunting party is in search of new
pets.
662. You fall apart literally. Head, torso, two
legs, two arms. It takes 10 minutes to pull
yourself together. There is a 10% chance
you switch your legs.
663. You feel the urge to kill. The next time you
attack someone you automatically use
your highest powered attack and make a
melee attack as a bonus action.
664. A cake of your face is delivered to your
current residence.
665. Your ankles disappear. Just goes foot to
shin. They regrow in a weeks time.

666. A multi-headed beast rises out of nearest
body of water and commands a legion of
followers.
667. There is a woman in a town with a regular
job, and she just became pregnant with
the next great tyrant of the age.
668. A flask full of silvery liquid is on the ground
at your feet. It only pours liquid when you
personally attempt to pour it. For
everyone else it seems empty.
669. You see an image of a person running
frantically down a hallway. Away from
something.
670. A bird flutters down and lands on your
shoulder and says “don’t panic”, and then
every round another bird comes and lands
on you until you are completely covered.
Afterwards they all fly off.
671. A bird flutters down and lands on your
shoulder and says “don’t panic”, it then
lays a golden egg worth 5gp.
672. A bird flutters down and lands on your
shoulder and says “don’t panic”, it then
begins to peck into your ear. It finds and
pulls out a worm and flies away.
Coincidentally, at that moment you forget
the name of one of your cousins.
673. The image of a teleportation circle pops
into your head and you cannot get it out.
If you draw out the teleportation sigil, it
leads to an entirely unexpected place.
674. Nearest ship gains the ability to fly.
675. The nearest body of water disappears for
6 seconds.
676. The nearest suit of armor becomes a
sentient living suit of armor.
677. 1d6 party members suddenly switch
clothing.
678. A group of adventurers trying to decide
where to go while throwing a dart, throw
a dart at their map and it lands exactly in
your current position.
679. Each creature within 30 ft of you becomes
invisible for 1 minute. Invisibility ends
when it attacks or casts a spell
680. You grow a beard of weeds. You must
pluck them all otherwise the weeds grow
back after trimming.
681. Your voice gets higher by an octave. This
is how you speak now.
682. You receive a letter congratulating you for
your recent victory in a war that happened
over a century ago.
683. There is something in your throat. It is a
shaft of wheat.
684. A ring in a nearby jeweler becomes
magical.
685. Your footsteps leave burn marks behind
for a short time.
686. You spot two halflings hiking through the
wilderness a long way off. One of them
seems real whiney, and the other looks
like they’re just trying to get a job done.
687. An indecipherable rune appears on your
palm.
TRUE D1000 Wild Magic
688. 6 inches below the ground in a 50-ft radius
area turns to acidic bog. Any heavy
movement breaks through the top layer.
689. Your pants fill with termites. If you are in
a wooden structure they move into that
and will destroy it in 5d6 minutes.
690. Your nose hair grows 5 feet long.
691. The target’s shoes explode.
692. For the next 24 hours any food you try to
eat turns to ash in your mouth.
693. For the next week anything you try to
drink turns into a solid.
694. Whenever anyone speaks to you, you hear
soft jazz behind their words.
695. You vomit cheese for the next minute.
696. Cracks appear everywhere you step for
the next hour.
697. Anyone that dies in the next minute has a
5% chance of resurrecting at full health.
698. For 24 hours, you can predict weather
patterns anywhere in the world at their
mention.
699. The next time you attempt to negotiate a
price, the seller/buyer accepts your first
suggestion.
700. The next time you attempt to negotiate a
price, the buyer/seller refuses outright
and cancels the transaction permanently.
701. You are convinced that there is a
conspiracy regarding three subjects you’ve
talked about today.
702. Your brain flips around. You function
basically the same but all lefts have
become right and vice versa.
703. You have no recollection of how you got
here.
704. You only feel comfortable if your pants are
pulled up as high as they can go.
705. A portrait of you replaces one of another
person in a library. The placard below it
has all the correct details about you.
Everyone swears it has always been there.
706. An ancient elf tells a story in a tavern
about how his mentor saved him from an
ancient evil when he was still a young
elfling. His mentor had your name, your
physical description, your skills and voice,
but was 50 years older than you.
707. A new racial prejudice appears between
two apparently similar types of the same
race.
708. Your mouth fills with vinegar.
709. Your saliva becomes super sticky. You can
create 1 Tanglefoot Bag effect by spitting
on the ground.
710. The next knife you withdraw turns into a
sausage until you sheath it again.
711. A shop appears in a very inconvenient
place.
712. You hear a piccolo flute play a familiar
song from your childhood emanating from
somewhere wild.
713. You see the ground suddenly turn invisible
and stars appear beneath yours and
everyone’s feet. It is still solid ground, but
you can’t seem to see it. Lasts 1 min.
714. A wet dog appears by your side. No one
else seems to see it and everyone thinks
you smell like wet dog.
715. You’re pretty sure you are now german.
716. The person you are currently talking to
finds you fractionally more important.
717. The person you are currently talking to
finds you fractionally less important.
718. The person you are currently talking to
believes that you are the most important
person in the world regarding a very
specific question they have.
719. Your nose falls off.
720. Instead of speaking, the next thing you say
comes out as a bubble. It makes no sound
until it pops; when it does pop, the thing
you said comes out.
721. Your elbows grow blades for the next 3
hours. Any sleeves you try to wear get
shredded.
722. You cant bend your legs for 4d6 hours.
723. The hair on your body turns into a shell.
724. Until your next wild magic surge, you have
extra sensitivity to ultraviolet light, and
notice when it is being bent through
magic. You have a +4 bonus to perception
checks when you try to discover
something invisible.
725. Wheels appear on your shoes. You have
an additional 20 feet of movement,
however a dc15 dex check is required to
stop, otherwise slowing down and
stopping is whole round action and you
move an additional 10 feet in the direction
you were heading.
726. All clocks in the region suddenly jump
ahead 1d6 hours.
727. The nearest 1d12 rocks turn into ice.
728. A layer of snow 3 feet deep suddenly falls
from the sky in a 50-ft radius. The ground
is now difficult terrain.
729. You see that the world is now completely
black and white.
730. Your vision melts away and find yourself
falling through a vast tunnel. Colors begin
to whiz by. Color combinations vibrant
and plentiful streak past your vision in a
hypnotizing fashion. Sounds, voices and
grunts of animals eke out of the ether.
Faster and faster you fall through this
chasm and you see a point of light begin to
appear at the end. It’s changing color and
shape and you rush faster and faster
toward it. You feel the meaning to all
things approaching. And as you reach this
point you begin to see shapes, foggy and
distorted appear within the light. Their
own colors begin to take form and as
clarity and the shape itself approach your
vision of the point of light expands and
you find that this point of light is your
vision and you find yourself still in the
same moment as when this journey
began. It is the end of your turn.
731. You feel cursed. Subtract 1d4 from every
roll you make in the next 10 minutes.

732. You feel lucky. add 1d4 to every roll you
make in the next 10 minutes.
733. A driving rain pelts you from behind. Your
backside is soaked while your front is
relatively dry. If you were standing in
front of a wall there would be a circle of
wet around you with a diameter of 15
feet, and a perfect outline of you.
734. 1d8 hammers fall on your head dealing 1
hp bludgeoning damage each.
735. The terrifying knell of a death bell sounds
out. It is paralyzing. Anyone, including
yourself, within a 120-ft radius must make
a dc18 con save or be paralyzed for 1
round.
736. A giant spectoral hand appears hovering
above you.
737. Someone nearby drops a book. The book
is filled with pictures of you. The person
doesn’t know you.
738. A chain of events is triggered by the last
spell you cast. This chain of events will
carry forward for more than a month
before causing something terrible to
happen to you.
739. A chain of events is triggered by the last
spell you cast. This chain of events will
carry forward for more than a month
before causing something Wonderful to
happen to you.
740. A portal to an ancient evil opens at the
bottom of the nearest large body of water.
741. You gag on something. It is a sentient
piece of toast trying to go down the wrong
tube.
742. 2d4 raccoons run up and try to steal any
food or rations you and your party are
carrying.
743. Your finger draws in space. As you move
for the next 1 minute, everywhere your
finger goes a colorful trail of matter hangs
in the air.
744. Your eyes pop out. You can still see from
them. As an action you can pop them
back in.
745. Your mouth disappears for 20 minutes.
746. On the horizon you see a tower appear. In
12 hours the tower disappears again.
747. A giant egg falls out of the sky within 40
feet of you.
748. A jar full of platinum pieces hangs in the
air 50 feet from anything.
749. You cough your heart out. It is beating.
Anything done to your heart you can feel
in your chest.
750. Bad DM thing.
751. Bad DM thing.
752. Bad DM thing.
753. Bad DM thing.
754. Bad DM thing.
755. Bad DM thing.
756. Bad DM thing.
757. Bad DM thing.
758. Bad DM thing.
759. Bad DM thing.
760. Bad DM thing.
TRUE D1000 Wild Magic
761. Good DM thing. 796. A bouquet of flowers grows out of your
762. Good DM thing. nose.
763. Good DM thing. 797. You forget the meaning of the word
764. Good DM thing. “danger”
765. Good DM thing. 798. You cast Modify Memory on yourself, the
766. Good DM thing. DM decides what memory is affected and
767. Good DM thing. how.
768. Good DM thing. 799. You decide to try and alter the alignment
769. Good DM thing. of one of your companions.
770. Good DM thing. 800. Your head stays at the exact same level,
771. Cruel DM thing. but your body flips completely upside-
772. Cruel DM thing. down and hovers there. You are in this
773. Cruel DM thing. position until you physically correct
774. Cruel DM thing. yourself by somehow getting your feet
775. Cruel DM thing. planted on the ground again.
776. Cruel DM thing. 801. A phantom horse and rider burst out of a
777. Cruel DM thing. nearby wall and attempt to lasso you. If
778. Cruel DM thing. they hit you are dragged, taking 1d6
779. Cruel DM thing. bludgeoning damage for every 20 feet of
780. Cruel DM thing. distance dragged. The effect ends once
781. Benevolent DM thing. you escape the lasso, or when the rider
782. Benevolent DM thing. passes through another wall and runs you
783. Benevolent DM thing. into it.
784. Benevolent DM thing. 802. A knife cuts its way out of your wrist and
785. Benevolent DM thing. into your hand. If you throw, drop, or
786. Benevolent DM thing. otherwise let go of the blade, it vanishes
787. Benevolent DM thing. after it makes contact with another
788. Benevolent DM thing. surface and a new blade cuts its way out
789. Benevolent DM thing. of your wrist. Lasts for 2d6 rounds.
790. You are transported somewhere and see 803. Any rope you are carrying jumps out of
roughly 100 feet away, a group of people. your pack, pockets, or possession and
One of them looks like you, the others secures itself to another surface, tying
look familiar too. 3d20 seconds later you itself in advanced knots.
are transported back to where you were. 804. One of your eyes sees the world as though
No time has passed. (see 911) there is no magic. Magical effects, events,
791. Another you is born somewhere in the or creatures take on different shapes and
world. If you die, you become this other explanations in order to be possible when
you, possibly in a different region, viewed through that eye. Looking through
continent, and definitely with a different both eyes is taxing and distracting.
family, experiences, setting…. There is only 805. A drop of water falls from the ceiling. In
a 5% chance that you remember anything 1d6 rounds a bathtub holding 1 person of
from your previous life. interest will fall from the same place.
792. Two rocket flames burst out of your feet 806. Any non-magical ammunition you were
and you are propelled in whatever carrying turns into two-dimensional
direction you look at at a rate of 100-ft per drawings of that ammunition.
round for 30 seconds. A dc 10+lvl reflex 807. Any healing potions you are carrying turn
save allows you to steer accurately and into poisons.
land minimizing damage at the end of the 808. Any poisons you are carrying turn into
30 seconds. healing potions.
793. You run into an invisible wall. A second 809. Your vision goes black, and when you open
later it is gone. your eyes you are standing at a
794. Everyone in your party randomly switches crossroads. Someone comes walking out
places with each other. of the darkness and begins to make a deal
795. Your hand falls off and gains the traits of a with you. This person wants to sell you
familiar with no eyes or ears. You can THEIR soul, and they believe you to be the
control the hand up to a distance of 100- devil. Any deal you make actually
ft. The hand has tremor sense 20-ft, happens, however you don’t know how
blindsight-touch. As a swift action you can you’re supposed to collect.
make your hand vanish and reappear 810. For d100 days you can play an instrument
attached to your wrist again, ending the at a professional level that could easily
effect. If the hand is destroyed, a new sustain a comfortable career. You don’t
hand begins to grow out of your stump know what instrument (DM chooses
and will be back at full capacity in 1 week. secretly), and after the d100 days, you
Until the hand grows back, any forget how to play it entirely.
strength-based skill using that hand is 811. The spell fails to take effect… until 1d4
done at disadvantage. rounds later.

812. The caster teleports 25 ft. to the left of
their location. A trail of fire appears from
their starting position to their teleported
position.
813. Something Fishy: the caster is left smelling
of fish. The target of the spell also smells
of fish. If the spell affects an area, the area
smells of fish. If the spell produces a
projectile the projectile becomes a fish(no
change to damage type).
814. It rains literal cats and dogs for one round,
causing 1d4 bludgeon damage to any
creature hit by a dog and 1d6 slashing
damage to any creature hit by a cat.
815. Feathers – The caster hair follicle’s sprout
feathers of one type and in the next
round, these fall off, or fly away and a
round after, they sprout different feathers.
This effect lasts a number of turns =
d6+spell level
816. A genie offers the caster a Wish, but
refuses to grant it and disappears.
817. The caster can see one round into the
future. They roll a d20 and on their next
turn may assign the roll result to anyone
on the field.
818. 2d8 gp fly out of the casters hands. 2d8 of
them hit (if the second roll exceeds the
first, they all hit), dealing 1d4-1
bludgeoning damage each.
819. The caster and the target both get an
intense sense of kinship and refuse to fight
each other.
820. The caster loses containment of his or her
magical power, which all goes pouring out
to the nearest creature. The caster
expends all his or her remaining spell slots
and sorcery points, adding all the spell
levels together (with each sorcery point
counting as 1 level). The target takes 1d6
force damage for each spell level
expended this way. If this damage kills the
target, the leftover damage continues to
the next closest creature, and so on until
all damage has been applied.
821. The spell builds up, charging. The spell is
not cast this turn, but next, dealing double
damage to those hit.
822. A force explodes out in a ring around the
caster, knocking everybody back 5 feet
(Fort save DC14, range 25ft)
823. The caster begins to glow. (As Light spell,
no save)
824. The caster loses control of their bladder.
Constitution save DC18 or they urinate on
the spot.
825. It begins to rain upward. Thunder creates
tremors in the ground.
826. Your shadow detaches from you and
becomes a shadow (the creature).
827. You flash with golden light that seems to
hang in the air around you. Everyone
caught in this light (20 foot radius)
receives double healing and cannot lie for
the next 10 turns (one minute outside
combat).
TRUE D1000 Wild Magic
828. All the players randomly change bodies for
1d4 rounds.
829. You feel very attractive… All unsecured
objects and creatures in a 100 ft radius
moves towards you by 5 feet.
830. The world seems to dim and plants seem
to wilt around you. Everybody in a 20 foot
radius takes double damage from necrotic
damage and take one point of exhaustion
on any critical failures for the next 10
turns (one minute outside combat).
831. You feel like you really need to sneeze.
Make a constitution saving throw with a
DC 10+your spell casting modifier. On a
failure, you sneeze, and involuntarily cast
prismatic spray (without consuming a spell
slot) in the direction you are facing. On a
successful save, you sneeze normally,
without any ill effects.
832. The world seems to slow to a crawl around
you. You get to take 1 additional action.
833. The smell of cinnamon fills the area in a
30-foot radius around the caster.
834. A small songbird pops into existence in
mid-flight 10 feet above the caster. Roll a
d20. On a 1, the bird poops and it lands on
the caster. On a 20, the bird poops and it
lands on the target of the spell.
835. The caster develops severe claustrophobia
for 1d4 days.
836. A sinkhole, 20 feet deep and 10 feet in
diameter, appears at a random location
within 100 feet of the caster.
837. The caster gets the hiccups, which last for
1d6 minutes. DC10 linguistics check
required to cast a spell for the duration.
838. Any non-magical pouches or containers on
the caster’s person tear open and spill
their contents onto the ground.
839. Around the caster spawns 1d10 frogs, all
of them are passive.
840. Around the caster spawns 1d10 rats, all of
them hostile.
841. A lit birthday candle appears before the
caster. In front of the candle is a note. The
note reads “blow the candle out to make a
wish.
842. A tiny elemental of the caster’s choice
appears as a familiar.
843. A parallel universe appears suspended
upside-down above your world. There you
and your party are… but there’s something
different. After 1d10 rounds it disappears.
844. The casters eyes catch on fire and their
hands are covered in ice crystals. Any
unarmed attack deals an additional 1d4
cold damage for 1d4 rounds.
845. The caster grows an extra finger on one of
their hands. A remove curse spell or a
successful DC20 medicine check can
remove the finger.
846. The spell is unexpectedly loud and
everyone within 10 feet of you (including
you) takes 1d6 thunder damage and the
spell can be heard 600 feet away.
847. The next person the caster smiles at has
Friends cast on them.
848. Caster’s race changes every day for the
next week.
849. Both caster and target must make a DC 15
Wis save. On failure, they drop whatever
they are holding.
850. Caster knows a new language, chosen by
the DM.
851. Any loose objects move 10ft closer to
caster.
852. Caster’s hair changes color.
853. After casting the spell, the caster hears
strange whispers in an unknown language
for 1d20 minutes. Occasionally the
whispers seem to go quiet, as though they
know someone is listening.
854. After 1d4 rounds of casting the spell, a
bear intent on violence towards the party,
and with knowledge of their whereabouts,
is summoned 200 feet away.
855. Five Violet Fungus sprout up from the
ground and begin attacking the party
when the spell is cast.
856. A Couatl, sensing a spell being cast,
swoops within 10 feet of the party’s
heads, and flies away after examining the
magic cast.
857. The caster experienced extreme
discomfort in their stomach for 1d4 turns
before finally releasing a monstrous belch
for another 1d4 turns. This belch functions
as per the description of the spell Gust of
Wind, with the direction of the wind being
whichever direction the caster is facing.
858. For 24 hours, the caster’s nose grows
outwards by 1 inch whenever they
knowingly tell a lie. The nose sags and
slowly returns to it’s previous size once
the duration is up.
859. Your bottom half disappears and teleports
to a point within a mile. Your weight is
halved and your speed is reduced to 10.
Your legs will seek you out.
860. Every writing in a 10-foot radius of the
caster immediately transforms into
incredibly petty criticism of the caster. If
the caster reads any of it, they must make
a DC 10 Wisdom saving throw or believe
whatever minor putdown the writing
describes.
861. A chorus of ethereal voices congratulate
the caster on casting the spell and
compliment the quality of both the casting
and the spell itself. Anytime the caster
uses magic within an hour of the casting of
the original spell, they are met with the
murmured approval and commentary of
the voices.
862. Your tongue lengthens until it is as long as
you are tall. Pumping your ear slowly
retracts it.
863. Instead of the spell you were expecting,
you begin summoning countless cabbages,
pouring out in a cone in front of you.

864. Instead of doing any damage, the full
points of damage heal the target(s)
instead.
865. Instead of the spell you wanted, a
disgruntled 6 inch pixie appears, flies up to
you, punches you in the forehead,
sprinkles you with a dust that makes you
sneeze violently, and then vanishes in a
puff of neon pink and orange glitter.
866. The verbal and somatic components for
the spell are replaced with the theme song
to friends, and the hand-gestures are the
clapping.
867. You grow rabbit ears that give them
advantage on all sound based perception
rolls for 1 hour.
868. The caster’s eyes glow and they’re able to
see in the dark but the glow allows
everything in the darkness to see them.
869. For 24 hours, any time you try to make a
deal with someone, they proposition you.
870. The caster’s arms disappear and are
replaced with mist-limbs. They can only lift
up to ten pounds but can fit under doors,
open non-magical locks, and even cool hot
metals. Lasts for 1d10 minutes.
871. The target for the spell believes they are a
king or queen of something. They must
succeed a dc15 history check to identify
this belief as false.
872. The target is effect by the same spell
twice. The caster still uses one spell slot. If
the first casting is within the caster’s
control (ploy morph, alter self), the second
effect is totally random.
873. The caster spits glitter when he talks. It
gets everywhere. The effect ends after 1
minute but the glitter never goes away.
874. The first person who says the casters
name receives total mental control over
them for 1d4 rounds.
875. Target turns into a marble figurine of
itself. When the figurine is activated
(through a trigger decided by the dm) it
transforms back into its living form.
876. Any keratin on the caster’s body (hair,
nails, feathers, some skin, horns, hooves,
etc…) turns to bone.
877. The caster spontaneously combusts. Roll a
d20. On a natural 20 the caster
rematerializes and can now teleport 1
time per day with a range of 25-ft. + 5ft
for every 2 caster levels. On a natural 1,
the caster is lost. Otherwise the caster
rematerializes at the next full moon.
878. The caster is launched 3d10 feet into the
air and falls back down.
879. Caster turns into massive oak tree. Once
every leaf has fallen, they turn back.
880. All the PCs and NPCs including monsters
change places, rotate places 1d4 spots
clockwise
881. The caster’s hair grows very rapidly, if
male, so does the beard. It grows to about
2meters length, and turns purple, green or
blue.
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882. Grass clippings burst from the casters
mouth every time he exhales, lasts 1 hour.
Breath smells like fresh cut grass.
883. Next book the caster reads, has him/her as
protagonist
884. 1d8 medium sized purple tentacles rise
from the ground. They are semi-sentinel
and not aligned to caster nor foe. They
attempt to grapple anything within range
(DC 14)
885. Regardless of the amount of time that
passes in game the caster of this spell can
see and hear all that happens in the real
world surrounding the player of said
character for the next 1d6 minutes per
level of spell cast.
886. The caster and target switch classes but
retain their respective level, if the target
does not have a class then the caster
switches classes with the closest
humanoid with one. A freaky Friday
situation is required to switch back.
887. In the next 1d6 hours the caster grows 1d6
feet, but gains no mass, so a halfling would
become an extremely tall thin creature.
No negative effects purely cosmetic, can
be reversed with remove curse.
888. The casters eyes and veins glow in the
dark for 1d6 days.
889. A weapon within 30 feet of caster
becomes sentient, it’s always grumbling
about being dirty and grants disadvantage
to the user if they don’t spend an hour a
day cleaning it.
890. A weapon within 30 feet of caster
becomes sentient, it’s always bragging
about being strong. A dc20 bluff check
can antagonize the weapon to deal an
additional 1d8 damage for 10 minutes.
891. Any object or being that the caster
touches for 1d10 rounds ( 1 minute out of
combat) turns to leaves for 1d10 minutes.
892. If the caster is using a spell casting focus, it
grows 100 times heavier for one minute.
893. The casters eyes flash with a strange color.
To the caster, everybody’s skin and
muscles are transparent, revealing their
organs. This lasts for 1 minute.
894. Magical silence falls in a 50 ft radius that
lasts for 1d100 minutes.
895. All noises the caster makes for the next
minute are 100 times louder.
896. The next piece of metal the caster touches
turns to gold.
897. You and everyone in a 25-ft. radius
teleport to the summit of the nearest
mountain.
898. A small lead figure of the caster in the
exact pose they were in appears in mid air
and falls to the ground. Despite being so
small, it weighs exactly as much as the
caster. Exposing the figurine to any
temperature affects the caster’s body
temperature.
899. The caster suddenly witnesses a memory
from one of their ancestors.
900. The casters hair disappears, reappearing
1d6 days later, washed, braided and
decorated with flowers.
901. The caster has max damage on the spell
they were casting.
902. Instead of the effect you were intending,
there is a burst of silent and illusionary
fireworks in a 100 foot radius around you,
and all creatures affected by them are
stunned until their next turn.
903. Instead of the intended effect, 10d10 trees
in the area grow mouths, and begin
singing for 1d8 rounds. If the original spell
was supposed to be a spell of healing, the
song is a rousing chorus that washes away
fatigue and ends any emotional (fear,
charm, etc.) effect that is currently
afflicting any that hear it. If the original
spell was supposed to be an attack spell,
the song is an irresistible tune that catches
up all that hear it into singing it with the
trees, and all the attitudes of the
combatants is changed to neutral towards
each other when the song ends. If the
spell was supposed to be anything else,
the song is a soothing song that makes the
listeners sleepy, making it hard to take
reactionary attacks until the song ends.
904. In front of the caster a portal, no larger
than a fist, opens to the realm of infinite
(insert desired liquid here). That liquid
begins to pour out uncontrollably for 1 rnd
/ caster level.
905. The caster has minimum damage on the
spell they were casting.
906. The caster is trapped in a giant glass ball.
Must be broken to be freed. The ball has
15 hit points, an AC of 10, and hardness of
10. It is vulnerable to sonar damage.
907. Your feet and hands switch places.
908. The caster teleports a mile up and
polymorphs into a sperm whale.
909. The caster gains 50 lbs.
910. The nearest optimal campsite has Hide
Campsite cast on it at 12th level. For 24
hours the site looks forboding and
inhospitable. Having at least 1 foot within
the area of the spell allows the observer to
see the actual site devoid of spell effects.
911. You notice someone appear roughly 100-ft
away. They look like you. 3d20 seconds
later they disappear (see 790)
912. A paper appears asking you what you
need. After one item is added to the
paper, the best elemental for the job
appears and attempts to help you achieve
that thing.
913. A giant coin rolls past you at a speed 50. If
caught in 1d4 rounds, the coin turns into
50 platinum. If not caught it disappears
into a phantom coin slot in space.
914. An animal runs out of the nearest habitat
and befriends you.
915. A mug of tea appears in your hand. If you
don’t drink it in the next 1d4 rounds, the
mug disappears but the tea does not.

916. You see a vision of a bedroom and there
seem to be two people doing the nasty. If
you turn away, you return to the moment.
If you investigate you discover it is the
night of your conception. Make a dc20 WIL
save or you will be haunted by this image
whenever you speak to or reference your
parents. A restorative spell can fix this
ailment, as can therapy.
917. All of your spell slots become equivalent
with the highest spell slot you have.
918. All your spell slots become level 1 spell
slots.
919. You believe an unbelievable thing.
920. A group of cultists spontaneously decide
to usurp the crown.
921. Whenever you hear the name of the
region you are in, you instead hear your
own name.
922. You hear galloping approaching. A steed
runs up to you fully saddled. Any attempt
to ride it causes the steed to panic and try
to buck you off. If you succeed 3 REFLEX
saves in a row (dc10/15/then20), you may
name the steed and once per moon cycle
you can whisper their name into the wind
to have them come to you. If you fail any
of the reflex saves, the horse bucks you off
and tramples you.
923. A pig flies overhead (dc25 perception to
notice), and a very unlikely thing happens
somewhere in the world. A 1000 to 1 odds
sort of thing.
924. Caster cannot cast spells on themselves
for 1d20 days.
925. Your skin becomes almost transparent for
1d12 days. During that time you are
vulnerable to all damage types while in
direct sunlight.
926. You are pulled upwards through the sky
and into the void. You travel for
thousands of miles until you finally stop in
front of a moon. The moon turns and
speaks to you. It was lonely and bored. A
DC40 persuasion check is required to have
it send you back. The dc can be lowered
by making promises, pacts, or
arrangements to visit.
927. You sneeze lava all over the ground in
front of you. It stays molten until cooled
with magic.
928. The ground rumbles beneath you and a
dwarf breaks through. Looks like they
should’ve taken that left toin at
albekoikee.
929. The god that controls all weather
discovers that they are being cheated on.
930. Electricity erupts out of the ground within
50 feet of you and takes the shape of a
tree. The tree has 3d6 branches and each
one makes attacks at random. Dc16 reflex
save negates.
931. A sign at a crossroads within a mile falls
over and spins. It’s impossible to tell which
way it was originally pointing.
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932. You turn into a gelatinous cube. You are
sentient and retain your memories but can
no longer speak. Once you consume your
original bodyweight in matter, you revert
to your original body.
933. You have a compulsion to say your name
as a sign off after everything you say.
934. All light sources in whatever room you are
in suddenly go dark.
935. A bag of gold weighing 50 lbs. appears.
Each gold piece has a distinct pattern
imprinted on it. (The gold belongs to a
crime family and they will actively be
looking for it.)
936. A demigod with a spellcasting modifier of
+8 casts suggestion on you from another
plane of existence.
937. Your ears are suddenly pierced and big
hoop earrings appear.
938. You become a devout worshipper of a
random deity and know that their greatest
desire of you is to have you start a cult in
their name.
939. You transform the nearest party member
into the creature they resemble the most.
940. Everyone within a 50-ft radius begins
blinking uncontrollably.
941. There is suddenly another party member
in your group… they have always been
there and everyone just forgot about
them.
942. A lion appears and is hostile to the group.
After 1d6 rounds a man appears wearing a
leaf hat and skins. He fights the lion for
you then yells “what year is it?!?” before
running off.
943. A fully trimmed Christmas tree appears 30
feet in front of you. There is a present at
under it for everyone in your party. Each
gift is very disappointing. (socks, towels,
etc.)
944. A fully trimmed Christmas tree appears 30
feet in front of you. There is a present at
under it for everyone in your party. Each
gift is a magic item. (rare.)
945. A fully trimmed Christmas tree appears 30
feet in front of you. There is a present at
under it for everyone in your party. Each
gift is very dangerous. (animals or traps)
946. Everything around you is suddenly
spotless and clean.
947. You yawn and your jaw just keeps opening
until you turn yourself inside out, then
outside in again.
948. The nearest shrubbery turns into a
shambling mound.
949. You begin to hover just an inch above the
ground. It is enough that you are unable to
push off the ground and travel forward.
Unless you find something to propel you
forward you are stuck in place.
950. A solitary door appears in the floor.
Behind it is a wild boar, there is simply
nothing more.
951. You see the entire history of the next item
you touch in a single instant. From its
creation, every hand and transfer, every
use. The item vibrates dangerously and
you take 2d6 psychic damage.
952. Any statues or dolls within a 40-ft radius
come to life.
953. You talk like a pirate for the next 3d4 days.
954. You and 1 member from your party are
instantly teleported into the nearest body
of water.
955. You are suddenly very sensitive to the
sound of any flies within 60 feet for 10
hours. The sound is maddening.
956. Your mouth is suddenly full of cheese.
957. You see 1d6 arrows *fkdldldllddl into a
nearby tree. There is no one in sight who
might have shot them, and in fact they
have grown out of the tree itself.
958. A stack of plates appears 15 feet up just to
your left, and falls to the ground making a
large smashing sound.
959. A shadow begins to follow you like a
hunter. When you least suspect it, the
shadow jumps you.
960. Your head begins to hurt…. It really
hurts…. You are in agony… you have a
splitting head…… splitt. Your head splits
open and 1d6 swarms of beetles fly out.
They are hostile to everyone. Your head
stitches itself back together and you feel
much better.
961. Your body turns into a body of water and
all you desire is to be poured. Once
someone pours you, you turn back to
normal.
962. A bag falls from the sky and 2d10 -2 giant
rats are in it. They are pissed… except for
the two rats at the bottom of the bag, they
die from impact.
963. Your eyes flash a milky white then return
to their original hue. Roll a d20, your
vision is reduced by that amount.
964. Your eyes flash gold then return to their
original hue. Roll a d20, your vision is
increased by that amount.
965. The next time you are outdoors, a giant
bat mistakes one of your party members
for a piece of fruit.
966. A masked luchador bursts out of the next
closet you pass by and attempts to wrestle
you to the ground using stunning blows,
grapples, trips, and whenever possible
flying attacks.
967. 1d8 Chickens fall out of the nearest tree
with their heads cut off. They run around
for 1 minute then explode in a flurry of
feathers.
968. The nearest 2d6 Trees suddenly have
mouths and begin to debate a topic.
969. Your clothing falls apart into the loose
threads that made them up. A simple
Mending spell can reverse this.
970. A playwright begins following you around
and writing your every action down. The
play he creates becomes the most famous
drama to come out of this region.

971. Looking up you see two massive creatures
engaged in some kind of battle up beyond
the sky. They are horrific, and completely
strange. Succeed at a DC20 WILL save or
take 3d6 psychic damage.
972. You hear a cackling voice inside your head.
The voice belongs to a Lich who has
suddenly been exposed to your deepest
fears. After 1 minute the laughter stops.
973. A country concedes to another with a
letter of surrender. There was no war, the
letter is a surprise to everyone, even the
senders.
974. Your teeth vibrate. If you look at them,
they are dazzling and white. Gain a temp
+1 bonus to CHA based checks.
975. A 1 inch sphere appears within 50 feet.
This sphere creates a vacuum that pulls
everything in a 50 foot radius toward it at
a speed of 15 feet per round. DC15
Athletics check can avoid being pulled.
Terrain in the 50 foot radius of the sphere
is considered difficult terrain. The sphere
disappears after consuming 500 pounds of
matter.
976. A plaque appears on the nearest wall
congratulating you on an accolade you
don’t remember achieving.
977. Your lips get longer and make a flapping
sound every time you speak.
978. An Unmoveable Rod appears in your bag
activated. Your bag cannot move from
this space until you find the rod and
deactivate it. The rod is yours until you
attempt to use it for the 13th time.
979. Your right shoe is blasts apart at the toe.
980. The world appears yellow.
981. A Samurai appears and challenges you to a
duel. If it knocks you unconscious, he says
“you fought honorably” and disappears
into the nearest foliage. If you reduce his
hp to 0, instead of falling unconscious he
stops the fight and says, “you are a fierce
warrior”. The Samurai is now indebted to
you and will keep watch over you. The
next time a creature scores a critical hit,
the samurai jumps out of the nearest
hiding spot and takes the hit for you. “I die
an honorable death”
982. Three wrapped figures run past you and
attempt to stealthily steal something. If
you chase them down and look at what
they’re carrying, you find the item they
stole and 1d6 “magic” items from the
actual world.
983. Killer whale falls from the sky and lands on
the nearest vehicle.
984. You suddenly taste apples. You feel the
urge to cough or sneeze. If you sneeze an
apple Pie falls out. If you cough 1d12
apple cores fall to the ground.
985. You are unable to submerge yourself in
any liquid for 1d12 days, even if you tried.
986. You have a vision of a strange and distant
future.
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987. Your neck turns invisible and your head
appears to float above your shoulders.
988. The last death you caused is undone and
that person/animal is brought back to life.
989. A fire elemental is suddenly thrown out of
the plane of fire and lands on top of
whatever place you consider home right
now.
990. A new plane is created and you’re positive
that you know everything about it.
991. Your legs disappear and instead are
replaced by a vapour for 1d4 weeks. In
that time, you are often confused for a
genie.
992. Your home is Renovated in a completely
different style.
993. Your fingernails become and dangerously
Sharp. Until you cut them, your melee
attacks do an additional 1d6 slashing
damage.
994. A small gnomish creature begins to stalk
you because it wants to be your friend.
Any attempt to talk to the creature makes
it run from the room and hide with a +10
stealth.
995. Your head is suddenly stuck in a big ball of
Jello. You must spend 30 seconds eating
your way out as a bonus action or
suffocate. After eating your way out you
have +5 temp hp, and a -2 to reflex saves
for 2 hours.
996. Four walls and a roof appear around you
in a 10x10x10 cube. The temperature
begins to rise. After 1 minute the
temperature begins to cause fire damage.
in 10 minutes the heat is fatal. The box is
vulnerable to force damage but resistant
to all other types of damage. each wall
has 40 hp and a hardness of 5
997. An object within 100 feet becomes a
mimic. The mimic is friendly unless
attacked.
998. A Knight appears and vows to be in your
service until he saves your life.
999. A knight appears and vows to be in your
service until he saves your life, but once
he does he just kind of hangs around. All
of his stats scores are 10.
1000. You are wrenched from reality and find
yourself waking up in a cold sweat. You
are a normal person in a normal life. You
have a family, a job, a pet. You get up and
get yourself a glass of milk. You need to
get back to sleep cause you have that
presentation tomorrow morning. The
powerpoint is done, it’s just about staying
calm and going over your talking points
before you get there. Life is good. You go
back up to bed, crawl in, your partner
stirs, shifts their weight and snuggles up
against you. You close your eyes and drift
off into deep sleep. YOU ARE BACK
WHERE YOU WERE…… What a crazy vision.