Emily.in.Paris.S01E01.WEBRip.
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Well done, Emily.
Five point three miles. Forty-one
minutes.
Eighteen seconds faster
yesterday.
Good effort.
Madeline, you're in Adweek.
What? Where?
Right here, under "Movers and
Shakers."
- Ah!
- "Chicago-based Gilbert Group
expands international portfolio
with acquisition of French
luxury marketing company Savoir.
Gilbert Group vet, Madeline
Wheeler,
named director of marketing
for Franco firm."
Yes! I am here to prove
that a master's in French
does not go to waste.
This is going to be amazing for you.
I have been dreaming of moving
to Paris forever.
I mean, French men,
they love older women, you know?
Look at their president.
He's young. He's hot.
He married his schoolteacher.
Ooh, I just emailed you my thoughts
on the presentation for the new IBS
drug.
It's a social initiative
to your
medication. Mwah!
If you like it, you can pitch it later. - Yes!
Uh, you know, for your last hurrah. - What happened?
than - I want you to pitch it. Bote just smacked a walk-off grand
- Seriously? slam,
two outs left in the bottom of the
Seriously. The client has to start ninth.
getting comfortable with you.
- Oh, my God!
I don't want to step on your toes. - Hell yeah!
You're not. You're stepping into my Yeah!
shoes. Cubs are goin' to the playoffs, baby!
You're ready, okay?
Mwah!
This is an opportunity for both of us.
Come here. Try this. - Can we get a couple of beers here?
- White wine, actually.
What is it?
- Anything French, if you have it.
De L'Heure. - For sure.
It's the latest fragrance I have some crazy news.
from Maison Lavaux.
- Madeline's pregnant.
Mm. - Madeline?
I'll be handling them, - Mm-hm.
their account in Paris. What do you - Like, your boss, Madeline?
think?
- Thought she was too old to get
It's like wearing poetry. pregnant.
- Well, so did she.
I'm gonna use that.
Until she got completely nauseous
Hm. sniffing this perfume
Oh, that smells really wei... she was planning to promote.
Does that smell weird to you? She went to the doctor this
afternoon.
- No, just floral.
- But... - Wow. So, who's the dad?
- Oh, well, there are a few
I'm gonna be sick. candidates.
Uh... I'm gonna be sick.
- She was having a lot of going-away
Oh. sex.
- Hey. Go, Madeline.
Oh. Uh...
Mm-hm. Mm!
- Hi, babe!
- Hey. Oh. But now that she's pregnant, she's
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decided
she's not gonna take the job in Paris.
So, there goes your promotion?
Not exactly.
They still need someone there.
Like, American eyes and ears
to help with the whole transition.
So they asked me
if I would take the job...
for a year.
you don't speak French.
Fake it till you make it.
You look worried.
Oh, I'm not worried.
It's the French who should be
worried.
- Uh, Emily Cooper?
- Yes.
Hey. I'm Gilles Dufour
from the rental agency.
Chambre de b... Um, it means,
uh, the room for the housekeeper.
The top two floors were typically
reserved
for the servants.
The space is small, but the view...
Oh, my God,
I feel like Nicole Kidman in Moulin
Rouge!
You've got all of Paris at your feet.

What? In Paris? - Hi. Bonjour. There is a wonderful café just down

- Bonjour. below.
They said that if I did
I've got your keys. Apartment 501. - A friend of mine is the manager.
that they'd guarantee me - Wow.
senior brand manager when I'm - Merci.
back. - Avec plaisir. So, ça va? It's good?

Huh. - It doesn't have an elevator. Oui. Oui. Très good.

- Okay.
So, the apartment there - Très wonderful.
is already all set up, It's charming. - Great.

and there's a relocation bonus. Is this it? Are you hungry?

And just to explore the idea,
here's a spreadsheet
I made for the next year.
Weeks when you might be able
to come to Paris,
times I can come back to Chicago,
taking into consideration vacation
and sick days.
Wait.
It's on the fifth floor.
- This is the fourth floor.
- Uh,
I just schlepped up these bags
five flights.
This is the fifth floor.
In France, first the ground floor,
then the first floor,
then the second floor, and so on.
Would you like to have a coffee or...?
Oh, actually, I have to get to my
office.
Oh. Maybe you want
to have a drink tonight?
I have a boyfriend.
- In Paris?
- In Chicago.
So you don't have a boyfriend in
Paris.

You're serious? That's weird. - Can I just get my keys, s'il vous plaît?
- Yeah.
I know it's crazy, Non, c'est normal.
but when will we get a chance like Um, my number is on the card
this? Et voilà. if you need me for anything,

- It'll be an adventure. Your magnificent chambre de bonne. - and in case you change your mind.
- Unless I missed something, - I won't.
Chambre de what now?

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- Bye-bye, now.
- Yeah.
Hi. Hello.
Uh, bonjour. I'm Emily Cooper
from the Gilbert Group in Chicago.
You are?
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Oh.
I'm going to be working in this office.
Je vais travailler dans ce bureau.
Ah.
The American girl is here.
Bonjour.
I wasn't expecting you until
tomorrow.
How was your journey here?
The new apartment and everything?
You lost me at bonjour.
Oh.
Yeah, I was told the American
coming here
spoke French.
Oh, that was Madeline.
Oh, so you're not Madeline.
Uh, I'm Emily. Emily Cooper.
And I am so excited to be here.
Well, that's very unfortunate.
- Excuse me?
- That you don't speak French.
It's a problem.
Well, I'm going to take a class, but...
je parle un peu français already.
Well, perhaps it's better not to try.
Oh, Paul.
May I introduce Emily,
the American girl
who's come to work with us?
This is Monsieur Brossard,
he's the founder of Savoir.
- Ah. Emily Cooper. Oh.
- Hello.
It is so nice to meet you,
Monsieur Brossard.
It's a pleasure. Welcome to Paris.
So, you've come to teach the French
some American tricks?
I'm sure we have a lot to learn
from each other.
But your experience is not with
fashion
- and luxury brands, hm?
- True.
Most of my experience
has been in promoting
pharmaceuticals
and geriatric care facilities.
In Chicago.
Yes. I mean, oui.
I was in Chicago once,
- and I ate the deep-dish pizza.
- Ah.
That is our specialty.
We take a lot of pride.
It was, uh, dégueulasse. How you
say?
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Disgusting.
- Like a quiche made of cement.
- Uh...
Oh, no, you must have gone
to Lou Malnati's.
And the people are so fat.
Why are they all so fat?
Well, perhaps from the disgusting
food.
True, we are in the midst
of an obesity epidemic.
In fact,
Merck was one of our biggest clients.
They make a diabetes drug
that we marketed the heck out of.
Sales went up 63 percent.
So you create the disease,
then you treat the disease,
and then you market the treatments
of the disease.
- Well...
- Perhaps stop eating.
- There is no money in that.
- True.
Cigarettes cause diabetes and
cancer.
Yes.
Well, smoking is a pleasure.
And without pleasure, who are we?
German?
Exactly right.
All of the brands we market here,
from perfume to cognac to couture,
- are all to do with beauty and
refinement.
- Mm-hmm.
Perhaps you have something
to learn from us,
but I'm not sure
if we have much to learn from you.
With all due respect,
I have been sent here for a reason,
so if you wouldn't mind,
I would really like to share
some of my ideas
about your social media strategies.
You mean the Twitter and the
Snapchat?
Yes. And the Instagram.
Ah, by all means.
First, let me apologize
for speaking English.
I did Rosetta Stone on the plane,
but it hasn't kicked in yet.
Oh, Patricia doesn't speak English.
Please continue.
For those of you who haven't met
me,
I'm Emily Cooper,
and I'm so excited to be here in Paris.
I'm looking forward to getting to
know
each and every one of you
and, likewise, having you get to
know me.
Your name, monsieur?
My name is Luc.
Yes, Luc?
Why are you shouting?
Sorry.
Your company works
with some of the biggest brands
in the luxury sector, from Chanel to
YSL.
And that makes Savoir,
company,
or, if I may be so bold,
our company, a brand in itself.
But to build a brand,
you must create
meaningful social
engagement.
May I ask who's responsible
for your social media here?
Patricia.
Makes sense.
Anyway,
it's not just about
the number of followers.
It's about content, trust,
interest, and engagement.
Excuse me, but the French
are masters of social media.
True.
But Americans invented it,
which is why I hope to become
a valuable member of your team
by adding an American point of view
to your fabulous French clients.
It's a disaster.
Paul.
- What?
- Who is that girl?
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It was one of the terms of the sale.
They send us one of their people.
- How long do we have to put up
with this?
- Well, until she decides to leave.
your Quoi?
With me as her boss,
we'll see how long she lasts.
Right, I have to go.
It's amazing, isn't it?
media The entire city looks like Ratatouille.
It's beautiful.
So beautiful.
Ah.
Hey, how was the first day?
Great.
Okay, maybe a few things
got lost in translation.
It took them a minute
to realize I was me and not Madeline,
but I really feel like
I could be a big asset here.
Hey, look what I got.
Thank God!
You're gonna love Paris.
I don't want to spend another day
in the most romantic city in the
world
- without you.
- I'll be there soon, okay?
Hurry. I miss you already here.
- Mwah.
- Mwah.
Bye. Une pain au chocolat. - No, I'll have a cigarette.

Ugh, seriously? Un! Pas "une". Un pain au chocolat. Uh, I have a... bad stomach.

God. Ça sera tout? I have a previous engagement.

Okay. Un euro quarante. Ow.

Come on. Eh ben, on n'est pas rendu. - Excusez-moi!

This can't be happening. Come on. Merci. Have un bonne journée.
Sorry, I... Une! Pas "un". Une bonne journée!
I thought this was my apartment. Sylvie, it's Emily.
Fifth floor? Um, are we closed today,
This is the fourth floor. or is there a national holiday
I don't know about?
Fifth floor.
'Cause I've been hanging around
Right. here
for two hours and...
Merci.
What are you doing?
Uh, I'm Emily.
Emily Cooper, your... your new I've been here since 8:30.
neighbor.
Pourquoi? We open at 10:30.
American?
- Bonjour!
Oui. From Chicago. - Bonjour!
- Laurent! Sybil!
Apologize to the lady!
I'm sorry.
Can I buy you another one?
Sorry, I don't speak French.
- Ah, American?
- Yes.
But did you think that I was French?
Honestly, no. I was being polite.
You... look American.
Are you from Indiana?
- Chicago.
- Oh. I was close.
I went to junior high in Indianapolis.

Gabriel, French, from Normandy. Hi Patricia. I'm wondering - Oh, cool. No way! Why?
if I can share some ideas I have - Mm-hm.
Oh, I know that beach.
Saving Private Ryan. about how we might enhance Ah, long story.
our social media engagement.
- What? Very boring.
- D-Day? I'm so excited about the potential
here. The story and... Indianapolis.
Uh, anyway.
Je comprends pas. But the girls, they look like you. Nice.
Hm. Uh...
Oh. - Are those your children?
Nice to meet you, neighbor. - No, I'm their nanny.
Patricia,
Enchanté. I'd like to share some ideas Laurent!
Stay where I can see you.
Bonsoir. about how we might enhance
our social media engagement. I'm teaching them Mandarin.
Good morning, miss.
Non, non. How long have you been here?
Uh... Ah.
- Do you wanna have lunch? Uh... almost a year. From Shanghai.

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 - Okay, so here's my number. - Uh, yes... yes, please. Yeah.
But my mother's from Korea. - Yeah? Okay.
Another long, boring story. If you're lonely,
you text me, we have dinner. I'm Thank you.
- Do you love it? Mindy.
- Uh, yes, of course I love Paris. - Ah, Emily. Ah...
Emily. - Luc! Hi.
- And the food is so delicious.
- Mm. Nice to meet you. I... I just want to say
I am sorry for this.
The fashion, so chic. - French people do this.
- Oh. I... I do not agree
The lights, so magical. to calling you "la plouc."
Mwah. Mwah.
But the people... so mean. And... I can, uh...?
Sybil! Laurent!
- I mean, they can't all be mean. Y-Yes.
- Oh, yes, they can. - You're not my mother!
- I want an ice cream! You know...
Chinese people are mean behind
your back. Ugh. Uh...?

- French people, mean to your face. Bonjour, la plouc! - Mm, I'm good.
- Mm. - Ah? Okay.
Bonjour, la plouc!
- But you're on vacation here, so... You know,
- Oh, no. Actually, I work here. Bonjour, la... we are all a little afraid of you.

I have a job with a French marketing Bonjour! What?

firm.
What is "la plouc"? - Afraid of me?
- Seriously? - Mm-hm.
- Yeah. Oh, um...
How?
Well, so you know. It's a little term of endearment,
like, um, mon petit chou, la plouc... Y-Your ideas.
Well, I just started.
Nice. They are more new. Maybe they are
Oh. better.
Don't worry about it.
- Do you have any friends in Paris? Now you are here, and,
- Uh, no. Hm.
uh, maybe we feel we have to work
Um... but my boyfriend's coming La plouc. harder,
next week
to visit, so... The hick. make more money.

Are you lonely? Bonjour. It's a balance.

No... uh... Vous attendez quelqu'un? Ex... Exactly. A balance.

- Sometimes. Sorry, I don't speak French. And I think

- Give me your phone. the Americans have the wrong
Oh, I'm sorry. Um, is the seat free? balance.
- Uh...

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You live to work. I feel...
Yeah, I just finally got home from
We work to live. work. Oh, my God.

Yes, it's good to make money, It's 3:00 a.m. here. I feel overwhelmed. I...
but what you say is success,
Oh... whoops. I feel like myself but not myself,
I say is punishment. and...
It's 7:00 p.m. here.
But... I enjoy work... it's all so crazy.
Uh...
and accomplishment. It... It's crazy, but it's... it's nice, and...
What are you doin'?
It makes me happy. it's kinda sexy, but...
Sleeping.
Work makes you happy? And I...
I miss you so much.
Yes. I mean, Doug?
it's... it's... it's why I'm here. And I miss you too.
Oh, wow.
For work. Hello? Doug?
Doug? Babe?
And look where it's brought me. Oh!
To this beautiful city. Doug?
Get naked with me.
Maybe you don't know what it is Oh.
to be happy. Are we having cybersex?
Ah.
Or maybe that's a little arrogant. Well... if you insist.
There you are.
Ah. You came to Paris Hold on.
and you don't speak French. Okay.
You better not be recording this.
That is arrogant. Okay.
No. Never.
Hm. Oh...
Oh, wow. You are so beautiful.
More ignorant than arrogant. my God.
Mm, thanks.
Well, let's call it
the arrogance of ignorance. Uh, so, um...

I'm sorry if I offended you. You do you, and...

Oh, I'm not offended by anything. I'll do me.

I see you tomorrow, Emily. Mm-hm? M'kay.

Ah. Don't be early. That feel good?

Hm? - Yeah.
- How good?
Oh, hey. There you are.
Oh, you're so sexy.
Is everything okay?

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Go fuck yourself. Very little social engagement.
My name is Mark. I know you're about to launch,
I think I like you.
Mon nom est Marc. - and you're keeping me out of the
French is such a funny language. loop.
I cannot speak French. - True.
Why is it la plouc and not le plouc?
Je ne parle pas français. The party is tonight.
I guess it depends on the plouc
Could you please say that again? you're referring to. Tonight? What...?

S'il vous plaît, Look, I know that you all What? Were you gonna tell me this,
pourriez-vous répéter? aren't that happy to have me here uh, never?

Please slow down a little bit. and my French could use some work. Listen, I...

Veuillez ralentir. - A little bit. don't agree with your approach.

Veuillez parler un peu plus - Okay.
lentement. You want everything to be
It's basically merde, everywhere,
Oh, jeez.
but I have some ideas accessible to everyone.
I did it again. I'm really so sorry. about marketing De L'Heure
You want to open doors.
Emily, do you want to live that I'd like to share with you.
in my apartment? I want to close doors.
De L'Heure.
Come on, even you have to admit We work with very exclusive brands.
- De L'Heure.
that the floor numbering here - De L'Heure. And they require mystery, and...
makes absolutely no sense.
- De L'Heure. You have no mystery.
You are very wet. - De L'Heure.
You're... You're very... very obvious.
What? Oh. De... L'Heu-re.
Maybe I am.
Yeah, um... I just ran five miles, - De L'Heure.
- De L'Heure. But... I do understand what it
but I don't really know means to be on the outside looking
what that is in kilometers. - De L'Heure. in.
- De L'Heu-re.
Can I get you a glass of water? I have a perspective
It's a long way to the fifth floor. I don't think that's the account for that you will never understand
you.
Nah, I have to get to work, because, no,
I studied the marketing plan I'm not sophisticated or French,
but, um, I promise I won't bang before I got to Paris.
on your door again. and I don't know how to look like
It's weak. you.
No problem. Bang any time.
Oh, how so? That slouchy, sexy, je ne sais quoi
You're funny. thing.
You're piggybacking off the ad
Bonjour, la plouc. campaign. But I am the customer that wants it.

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And you're not because... - Enchanté.
you've already got it, - Enchantée here as well.
and you don't even know how you Antoine, of course, owns Maison
did it. Lavaux,
So, you want to go to this party? and he is the best nose in France.
Bien sûr. Well, it's... it's very symmetrical.
Fine. Be there at eight. Not literally my nose.
Wonderful. A nose is what we call the perfumer,
the one who composes the scent.
Any tips on what to wear?
Emily unfortunately
Not that.
does not speak French.
Oh, there you are.
And why did you come to Paris?
Stop eating. Why are you eating?
To bring an American perspective
I'm sorry. It's just so good, from a marketing point of view.
and I'm so hungry.
Hm. And how do things look
Well, have a cigarette. from that point of view?
- I don't smoke. I think you have an amazing, sexy
- Of course you don't. product
Well, they will kill you. that could practically induce
pregnancy
- Bonsoir, Sylvie. in older women.
- Oh.
- I mean, it's part of the reason I'm
- Paul. here.
- Mwah. - Sorry?
- Ça va? Uh, yeah...
- Ouais.
- Never mind. Sorry. It's a long story.
Antoine! Ça va bien? - Please.
Emily. Quelle metaporphose! Très I'm curious.
belle.
Well, I think
Oh, merci. we can do much more on social.
- Emily has just arrived from, uh, Last year at my company,
America. we marketed a vaccine
- Oh.
to help combat the chikungunya
Antoine Lambert. And my wife, virus
Catherine. and saturated the web
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with such gorgeous content,
we were actually responsible
for increasing tourism
in the Virgin Islands by 30 percent.
If you googled "tropical beach,"
"vacation," "paradise,"
or even "topless beach selfies,"
you were directed to our product.
Oh, and the best thing is
we can track everything.
Who have used what,
when, where, and for how long.
What is she saying?
Juliette from Marie Claire
is waiting to talk to you.
Please.
Interesting ideas.
It's nice to meet you.
Are you crazy?
- You don't talk about work at a party.
- He asked me.
Well, then you change the subject.
You know,
we're at a soirée, not a conference
call.
Oh, mon Dieu!
Mademoiselle.
Bonsoir.
How are you enjoying Paris?
I love it. I mean, who wouldn't, right?
I'm sorry
if I was talking too much about work.
Sometimes I just get Although that's probably me. better than a cheap date.
a little over enthusiastic,
It's like wearing poetry. I look forward to working with you.
and, uh, I know it's a party.
Génial. And to get to know you, Emily.
- Cheers.
- Santé. I love it. Bonjour, Emily.

You're not wearing the perfume. Like wearing poetry. Exactly. Bonjour, Julien.

- Not yet. I'm sorry. Perhaps you wear it and see how Hey.
- Here. you feel?
Very successful party last night.
Try a little here. And how other men feel around you?
Antoine was impressed with you.
And right here. Or other women. As you please.
He would like you to work on the
It suits you. I usually please men. account.

Ah, it smells really good. Uh, prefer. - Really?

- Yeah.
I'm just not usually a perfume girl. I usually prefer men.
That's great.
And why not? Ah. Well then, you need to find I thought maybe I was too
yourself enthusiastic.
It's like wearing beautiful lingerie. a nice French boyfriend.
Oh, I would...
Makes you feel more confident. That's the best way to learn the I would love the help on the account,
Sexier. language.
In bed. but we discussed that Emily
Happier.
I have a boyfriend. In Chicago. - was gonna work on Vaga-Jeune.
And, of course, with the right - Uh, what... what's Vaga-Jeune?
chemistry, We're basically engaged to be
it can be an aphrodisiac. engaged. Uh, suppositoires
He's... He's coming here soon.
I will keep all of that in mind - so that the vagina can become
for our marketing materials. I'm not sure that's gonna help mouillé.
with your French. - I'm sorry?
User experience is key.
I'm very happy to have an American Suppositories to promote vaginal
Mm-hm. And how do you on my team. wetness
experience it? in older women.
We will learn from each other.
What does it smell like to you? Because the weather in the vagina
Expensive sex. when the lady is older...
- Gardenia.
- Mm-hm. Excuse me? Isn't so moye anymore, I... I get it.

Leather. That's what it smells like to me. Mouillé. Très bien.

Musk. Expensive sex. So you learnt a new word.

And a little bit like sweat... Well, So, Emily will work on this for now?

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Oui, oui. It's an important product.
A necessity.
So first, you start with the
necessities,
and then you move to the luxuries.
Yeah, exactement!
And your experience
is with pharmaceuticals,
so this makes total sense.
Of course.
Something you should know.
Sylvie is Antoine's mistress.
You never flirt with another woman
in front of your mistress.
It's worse than doing it
in front of your wife.
They were in the same room, to be
precise.
Oh. Then they probably know each
other.
I live right down there,
and every time I pass by, it's packed.
Ah. Bon appétit.
- Santé.
- Santé.
So, what brought you to Paris?
Mm.
At first, business school.
My father insisted,
and he's used to getting his way.

- Good. - I'm sure they're friends.
- Good. - Really?
Oh, also... You think Antoine's wife knows
about his affair with Sylvie?
...I think perhaps
Of course. I'm sure she approves.
last night you were a little too
friendly Why?
with Antoine.
Nobody wants to have to have sex
What? No. with the same person forever.
Mm, he seemed very friendly with I bet she has a lover, too.
you.
Okay, my head is just completely
I think he was just being French. spinning.
And you find him attractive? They're all in it together?
Yes. No! No. I think it's probably tolerated
more than discussed.
- He's married. I met his wife.
- Hm. But I don't get it.
So you do find him attractive. What's the point of being married
if you're gonna cheat on your
He's a client. spouse?
A married client. Uh, maybe after you're married
for 20 years, you might feel
Exactement! differently.
Uh, he's the Zipper King of China.
- The Zipper King?
- Yes.
And also many other kinds of...
fasteners.
He's got the world by the balls.
Literally.
And, um,
well, it's his dream
to have his only child, me,
take over the family business.
- Well, what's your dream?
- Just anything but that.
But ever since I was a child,
I was obsessed
with the idea of living in Paris.
Um, so I enrolled in school here
and dropped out.
- I'm used to getting my way, too.
- Merci.

And his wife is very nice
and a very good friend of mine.
I will send you all the materials
for Vaga-Jeune.
I mean, the French are romantics,
but they're also realists.
Ah. Cute alert!
How do you know about this place?
So that's why you became a nanny?
Yes, because when my father found
out,
he cut me off.

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Ow. I'm sorry. That's harsh.
No. No, no, no, it's wonderful.
I mean, I'd...
I'd much rather have my freedom.
Otherwise I'd be living
a very predictable life in China.
You know, it's funny,
I grew up with nannies, and now I
am one.
- Well, I'm very glad you're here.
- Mm-hm.
Ugh. This steak isn't cooked at all.
- Um...
- Ooh.
Excuse me! Pardon.
- Monsieur.
- Oui.
Uh...
I ordered this medium,
and it's still kind of bloody.
Elle aimerait son steak mieux cuit,
s'il vous plaît.
Uh, yeah. What she said.
Yeah. Just make sure
to never order the ris de veau.
What's that? Rice with veal?
No. See, that's what I thought.
I think it's brains or balls,
but it tastes like ass.
Ew.
The chef tells me the steak is correct.
Um, well, correct for him
but not correct for me.
- I suggest you try it.
- Ah,
maybe you suggest he cook it longer?
- I'll take yours, you take mine.
- No. Come on. The customer's
always right.
See, no,
here the customer is never right.
Well,
maybe I'll educate the chef a little
bit
about customer service.
You think you're gonna change
the entire French culture
by sending back a steak?
- Gabriel?
- Emily.
Mindy.
Wait, you're the chef here?
Oui. Is there a problem?
- Well, you...
- No! No. I love it.
Everything is perfect.
You haven't touched it.
You know, I'd be happy to burn it for
you,
but promise me you'll try it first.
Yeah, try his meat, Emily.
Hm.
Mm! Mm.
Mm!
- It's surprisingly tender.
- Tender.
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See. I knew you'd like it
if you gave it a chance.
Bon appétit, ladies.
- Mm.
- Bon appétit.
I'd bone appétit him.
Mm!
I packed, I... took a week off of work,
and then I thought,
- "What am I gonna do there all
day?"
- What?
Uh, I don't know.
See the sights?
I mean,
Paris is kinda famous for its sights.
Yeah. Alone.
While you're working.
Well, our lunches
are pretty extensive here.
I mean, I could spend three hours
with you in the Louvre in the
afternoon
and no one would miss me, you
know.
Wait, is this about the Cubs?
No.
Because we can watch the playoffs
on a Slingbox.
You won't have to miss a game.
That's... That's not what this is about.
Well, what is this about?
I don't know how to do long
distance.
Well,
you start by getting on a flight.
I... I thought we'd figured this all out.
No. You had this figured out.
And I'm sorry if I don't fit
into your spreadsheet, but...
I like our life in Chicago.
This is Paris!
Wait. Are... Are you not, like,
coming here...
ever?
I think you should come home.
You know what?
You can keep your precious air miles
and spend it on some away game
and stay in Chicago
for the rest of your life.
Because... Because this city
is filled with... with love
and... and romance and light and
beauty
and passion and... and sex!
Which are clearly things
that mean nothing to you.
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, I'm sorry. Are you still there?
I... I think I lost you. I don't...
Yeah. You did.
Wait, wait. E-Emily, wait.
Emily...
No, I'm done waiting.
Young vagina. Yeah, but that's just it.
The irony of menopause. I'm worried I might drown.
Just when you have the time Maybe I'm just not cut out for this
city,
to really explore your mature, you know?
adventurous, sensual self...
- I thought it was gonna be an
the vagina goes on strike. adventure.
- And it is.
...on strike.
Maybe an even better one
Why is the vagina masculine? than you imagined.
Pardon? I just never pictured myself here
alone.
Why is it le vagin, and not la vagin?
You're not alone.
Oh, you mean le vagin.
You have a friend here now.
Oh, I don't know. It just is.
Paris is the most exciting city
Maybe it's because it's something in the world.
a woman owns and a man possesses.
And you never know
Your language is seriously effed up. what's gonna happen next.
This was a big mistake. Laurent!
- I... I should never have come here. Get away from that fountain!
- No! It's good you came.
Now!
Better than wasting another minute
on a man who won't leave Chicago. Little shit.
I feel like You'll be fine.
Alice Through the Looking Glass.
Madam Macron.
It's like up is down.
THE VAGINA IS NOT MALE!
I'll never learn the language
or understand anything here. ABSOLUTELY!
Do you realize Well, that's it. The end.
this city is laid out in circles?
- I'm really going to miss you.
Like they deliberately designed it - Yeah, right.
to confuse us.
You'll forget about us
It's an illogical culture, as soon as you're in the South of
but it's a beautiful one too. France.
Better to just let it wash over you. Sold off and abandoned, that's us.
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- Nothing's going to change, you Elle assure trop.
know.
- What about the girl? - I guess you saw the post.
- Yeah.
What about her? Is she really that
bad? Emily,

She's tiresome. you have made my last day here

Well, at least she's hot.
Uh, sorry, but...
Honestly, it could have been worse.
I think she's all right.
It's okay for you. You've got your
check.
You...
Oh, come on... You know me.
quite memorable.
I'm so glad.
Yeah, well done, Emily.
Well, I guess
a new chapter at Savoir has begun.
Thank you, Sylvie.
I'm really looking forward
to working with you.

Oh, fuck! To our very own American Vaga-

Jeune.
What?
- To our Vaga-Jeune.
I've got a message - To our Vaga-Jeune.
from the CEO of Vaga-Jeune.
To our Vaga-Jeune.
Brigitte Macron has just posted
something
on her Twitter account

- about their product.

- What?

- It came from Emily's Instagram

account.
- Oh, wow.

- Hein? Brigitte Macron?

- Brigitte Macron.

The client is delighted.

"The vagina is not male."

That's for sure.

Oh, my God.

Emily!

Emily! Come join us. Come.

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 I'll send the corporate
Emily.in.Paris.S01E03.WEBRip commandments I don't understand.
from the Chicago office And I've got no mail for you.
Ah.
so you can give them Is there something
Bonjour, Paris! an idea of our best practices. you can do?

Hi, Chicago. What time is it there? Great. Oh, hi.

It's 1:00 a.m.
With the nausea, the sore boobs,
and enough gas to launch a parade
float,
I can't sleep!
Well, this'll give you something
to dream about.
Aw. Where are you?
Jogging on the Seine.
It's gorgeous. You are living my life.
Except for... the jogging part.
And how's Doug like it?
Uh... Doug isn't actually coming.
We're, um...
We're not together anymore.
What?
So you're single? In Paris?
- So single.
- Okay, now I'm even more jealous.
I mean, your life is croissants and sex.
- So far, croissants.
- Mm.
I'm sure they'll love to hear those,
especially from me.
Excusez-moi, mademoiselle.
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Emily. Emily, there's a man next to
you
who's exposing himself.
- Em... Emily?
- Oh, my God!
Uh, pardon.
Um, no. Sorry, that's my bad, I...
You're peeing, and that's a urinal,
um...
- Au revoir to you, monsieur.
- Bonne journée.
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No!
Ah, madame. Madame.
The shower in my apartment
just stopped working.
Poof! Just like that...
...there's no more water.
Hi, good morning. Um,
can you please just tell her
that the water cut off in my shower?
The water cut out in her shower.
Yeah... and last week, it was a fuse.
Why does she break everything?
Can she tell me why she breaks
everything?
She wants to know what you did.
Nothing! Nothing.
I was minding my own shower
business!
You know, the water is very
unreliable
in this building.
The plumbing is 500 years old.
Literally.
She's getting on my nerves.
Nothing but problems since she got
here.
- What did she just say?
- She'll call a plumber.
And in the meantime?
- And in the meantime?
- Le bidet.

So, how's the Paris office treating Why are you out Yeah, that one I got.
you? dressed like that?
Le verbe "aimer."
Oh, yeah, they're a fun bunch. Do you think you're at a carnival?
I like coffee.
- Uh, I'm fitting right in. The shower.
- Wonderful. I like tea.
Can you come see?

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I like sport. I'm just saying bonjour.
Thou shalt be on time.
I like boots. It's a beautiful day in Paris.
Thou shalt praise in public
I like dancing. There's not so much to be happy and criticize in private."
about.
And I like Paris. "Thou shalt avoid workplace
We have a big day. romances"?
Bye, everyone. Good job.
Very important commercial shoot And "Thou shalt remember
- Jacqueline? for De L'Heure. that we are all a team."
- Yeah?
And if you keep smiling like that, And there is no I in team.
Um, any advice on how to get an people will think you're stupid.
office Well, the French word for team is
Okay. I'll try to stop smiling. équipe.
full of French people to "aimer" me?
Unless you're really happy. - And there's an I in équipe.
You work in an office - Well, let's not get caught up on
full of French people? Are you really happy? vowels.

- Oui. Well, I just split up with my It's about all of us sharing

- Wow. boyfriend, a global vision.

- That must be... interesting. and the water in my shower Ah.

- Mm. this morning cut off You would like to destroy our French
soul!
- I'll tell you all about it. due to some ancient plumbing issue,
- Yeah. Well done, Emily.
so I had to wash my hair in the bidet.
Maybe we can go out Look, I wanna be part of the solution,
and have a drink or something? But... not create problems.

Oui, bien sûr. c'est la vie. Well, then, you should listen more
and talk less.
My rate outside class is 50 euros an Oh.
hour. - This is a very important shoot.
Well, perhaps you can post that - I'm just gonna be getting
Oh... Bon. on your little Instagram?
some behind-the-scenes
Or maybe not. #BadHairDay. for social in the States.

As you want. Excuse me, I wanna make sure

what is this I just received from you?
Have a good week.
Oh, it's just something
Bonjour, Sylvie. I sent from the Chicago office,
Ah. Bonjour. our corporate commandments.
- J'aime those bottines. Oh, and you're commanding us to
- Merci. do what?
Why are you smiling like that? "Thou shalt always maintain
a positive attitude.
that De L'Heure gets "de more"
followers.
Well, you're stating the obvious.
That's what you're here for.
Antoine!
- I'appareil. Bonjour.
- Mm.
Emily. Nice to see you again.

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 Me either.
Bonjour. - Oh mon Dieu.
Um, okay, good. - Yes.
I am très excitée to be here.
Do you mind The male gaze. Exactly.
Excitée? Really? if I ask you a couple questions?
I... I don't think
Um... "excitée" does not mean Okay. American women will respond to
excited. this.
Where are you from?
It means horny. What is the problem?
Serbia.
Oh, well, not that, then. Explain this to me. I'm interested.
And what is your dream of beauty?
Well, you'll have to excuse her. Stop everything, please!
Private jet.
She washed her hair Merci.
in the bidet this morning. - Okay. Wh...
- Excuse me. We are ready to shoot. Tell me.
Has Sylvie told you
about the shoot? - Okay? What is wrong with the male gaze?
- Okay.
No, she hasn't. The men are objectifying her.
No pictures.
So, we follow this elegant young They have the power.
woman Oh, merci... beaucoup.
walking to work, No, she has the power.
Cut!
and as she crosses the bridge, Because she's beautiful and she's
What do you think? naked,
she becomes every man's fantasy which gives her more power.
and desire. - J'adore.
- Emily? Maybe in her dream,
- Our tagline is "Dream of Beauty." she's wearing clothes.
- Well, I feel like I'm dreaming right Uh, well,
now. I... didn't, uh, expect her to be naked. It's surrealism.

This view is magical.
It's so nice
to see Paris through fresh eyes.
Let's just make sure
we don't see any tourists in cargo
pants.
Um, I'm just gonna grab some
content
for social.
Uh, bonjour.
- Je suis Emily from Savoir.
- I don't speak French.
She's not naked. It's a long tradition in France.
She's wearing the perfume.
Man Ray, Cocteau...
It's very sexy, no?
No, she has no references.
Sexy or... or... or sexist?
I'm worried it won't translate
I... I don't understand. in the States.
How is this sexist?
In today's climate,
Well, whose dream is it anyway? it... it could come off
The... The... The men or the woman?
as politically incorrect.
It's her dream, of course.
"Politically incorrect"?
To be admired and desired by men.
Is this the Me Too?
But it's the male gaze.

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"Balance ton porc."
Excuse me?
That's what they call it here:
"out your pig."
So you know what I mean, right?
Chérie, I'm a woman. I'm not a
feminist.
But regardless,
it's her dream to walk naked
across the Pont Alexandre III
and have men want her.
Maybe it's not your dream, Emily,
but that's her dream.
We just need to be sensitive
to the way women are thinking now.
I... I wanna protect your brand.
And we need to protect ourselves
from the morality police.
Desire does not mean lack of
respect.
In fact, quite the opposite.
It is a sign of respect.
There is no bigger compliment.
I'm sure you've experienced
this look of a desire from a man?
- On occasion, yes.
- So, you agree.
For her, it is a sexy dream.
It's open to interpretation.
Voilà.
Is this what you mean when you say
you want to be part of the solution?
- Non.
- What do you mean, "Non"?
- Impossible.
- But why "impossible"?
Pas possible parce que...
parce que j'ai pas les bonnes pièces.
- Je dois acheter un écrou...
- No, wait! Vous...
Wait! Vous... S'il vous plaît.
Hi. Can you come talk to my
plumber?
It's an emergency.
Good morning, Gabriel. How are
you today?
- Good morning, Gabriel. How are
you today?
- Asleep. Thank you for asking.
I was having a very nice dream,
and this American girl banged on my
door
and woke me up.
- Or maybe I'm still dreaming?
- You're not dreaming. You're wide
awake.
Don't let him leave
until he fixes my shower.
Où est-ce que ça bloque?
Je comprends pas.
Pour t'expliquer vite fait,
ce qui bloque c'est que ça, c'est
ancien,
ça, c'est nouveau.
La pièce en fait qui fait le lien
entre I'ancien et le nouveau,
c'est un écrou de fixation.
Écrou de fixation ça veut
dire qu'il faut que j'appelle un pote,
ça peut mettre quatre heures à venir.
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Je ne sais même pas s'il va trouver
la pièce.
Donc là, ça peut prendre quatre
heures.
Donc ça, on a le temps
de prendre un petit-déjeuner,
café, croissant, tout ce que tu veux.
Ensuite, si la pièce arrive,
"si" la pièce arrive,
je peux peut-être réparer le truc.
What did he say?
He would like some coffee.
Uh... and a croissant.
Ce qui s'est passé,
c'est que j'ai commencé dans le sud.
Je suis parti à droite à gauche,
je ne sais même plus
dans quel quartier j'étais.
Je connaissais rien en fait. C'était
fou.
What did he say?
Oh, um, uh, we were just talking
about where we both were
when France won the World Cup.
Honestly, you couldn't walk
down the street that day.
Okay, what about the shower?
He needs a part.
But it's not ordinary,
so it could take a few days.
Or a few weeks.
Depending.
Merci.
 Just a little?
Merci. Au revoir, mademoiselle.
I don't take such a simplistic view
Uh, okay, what do I do until then? of men and women.
Use mine. That's very American.
Hmm. That's literally why I'm here:
Merci for the shower. to bring an American point of view.
That's the French way.
They're... very disagreeable.
But I'm an agreeable person.
People like me. That's my strength.
- And here, they just wanna slap you.
- Exactly.

- La douche. You're more like the prude police. I know.

- What?
I'm just trying I can't believe I'm drinking before
The shower is "la douche." to imagine a social campaign noon.

Oh. that doesn't seem tone-deaf It's okay. This is Sancerre.

to the cultural moment. It's a breakfast wine.
Well, I had a wonderful, uh...
Honestly, I'm only worried about Even in French class this morning,
douche. Antoine.
I didn't get invited
So, how to invite somebody to a Why don't you leave Antoine to me? to Jean-Jacques' party.
party. Hmm?
- Uh, what an asshole!
You start. Hmm. - No, I mean, don't worry.

Would you like to go Do you have any idea - He's not real. But, you know.
to Jean-Jacques' party with me? who put this on my desk? - You know what?

I would love to. It wasn't me. The Duponts are going

to their country house this weekend.
Would you like to go Mine doesn't bend like that.
to Jean-Jacques' party with me? I'm gonna throw you a dinner party
I am going out to lunch! at their apartment.
I wasn't invited.
A long lunch with wine! Will they mind?
Do not be sad.
It's 11:00 a.m. Not if they don't know.
He is only inviting his closest friends.
Well, c'est la vie. Oh, and you can invite Sylvie.
Voilà!
"Thou shalt always maintain - I can cook.
You cost us time and money a positive attitude. - Don't worry.
on the shoot yesterday
Thou shalt avoid workplace I'll take care of everything.
- with your questions. romances."
- Bonjour, Sylvie. - Okay, that doesn't make sense.
You told French people this? - It's a perfume commercial.
Antoine's coming in this afternoon
to show us the film. No wonder they hate you. It's not supposed to make sense.

- I suggest you stay quiet. Oh, not just this. De L'Heure. A dream of beauty.
- Did you really not agree with me?
They disagree with everything I say. So, what do we think? Sexy or sexist?

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Definitely sexy.
I'm asking Emily.
Uh, it... it doesn't matter what I
think.
It matters what your customer
thinks.
So why not let them
make up their own minds?
Put the commercial on Twitter with
a poll:
"Sexy or sexist?"
Get a conversation going.
Let the world decide,
and make it part of your campaign.
"Sexy or sexist?"
Or maybe both.
It's a little controversial.
I like it.
Well, finally, Emily,
a reason to smile.
Oui? Another suggestion?
No, an invitation.
A friend is having a dinner for me,
- and...
- Sorry, I'm busy.
I didn't tell you when it is.
Oh, whoops.
Look, I know
you haven't warmed up to me yet,
but I promise you will
if you get to know me.
I don't want to get to know you.
- Ah.
Okay, fine.
- Hi. How do you like Paris?
Fine. - Hi.
Can I just ask why? - J'aime beaucoup.
- That's good French.
Look...
Margaux? Oh mon Dieu!
you come to Paris, Je suis tellement contente de te voir!
you walk into my office, C'est génial!
you don't even bother - Mais t'es pas avec Lucas?
to learn the language. - Non, c'est bon, je crois plus à
I'amour,
You treat the city
like it's your amusement park, - c'est fini.
- Non...
and after a year of food, sex, wine,
Oui, mais par contre je suis
and... maybe some culture, à fond sur mon boulot.
you'll go back from where you came. - C'est génial, ça.
- Oui, c'est génial. Et...
So... perhaps we'll work together.
I never get tired of this view.
But no, we won't be friends.
Oh.
It's tonight at eight. Sorry, I'm the American girl.
I'll email you the address. - Oh.
- Emily.
The guest of honor!
Fabien.
Mwah, mwah! Oh, you look amazing!
Very... beautiful,
Everyone, everyone, everyone,
this is Emily. non?
I thought you said Oui...
it was just a few people.
j'aime beaucoup.
It snowballed.
- And you're coming from?
Emily has just moved here - Chicago.
from Chicago to work for a
marketing firm. Chicago. Visiting Paris?
Louise! Oh. Working. A job.
You know what? Just get a drink. Ah.
I'll be right back.
Work, work...
- So...
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And... And... And you travail? ton cou. - Hi, Madeline. Don't you ever sleep?
- No, I don't.
Yes, um... My neck.
I just wanna let you know
I am... And I like...
that your social impressions
a painter. American pussy. are up 200 percent

Ah. Artiste. Excuse me? since that Twitter poll went live.

Uh, no... for the buildings.
Um...
I'm sorry for my English.
No, I'm sorry for my French.
I like your smile.
J'aime votre...
Tatouage.
Tatouage.
I like American pussy.
And I'd really like to go home now.
Alone.
Bonsoir.
Are you looking for my douche?
What I'm really looking for is a drink.
- Ah.
- And a friendly face to talk to.
BuzzFeed and Jezebel linked to it
in the States.
Fantastic.
But a lot of people don't like it.
Did you send me over here
to increase brand visibility or be
liked?
Honey, I think you can do both.
Look, now that you're single,

J'aime... So, how do you like Paris so far? why don't you go find
some of that French D?
the moon. Why does everyone
keep asking me that question? Actually,
La lune. I'm on the hunt for one right now.
It's natural.
I like... Donc, là. C'est pas que c'est mauvais,
Okay. c'est juste qu'on voit pas,
les pavés. Here's my answer.
- si tu veux, donc...
Cobblestones. I like Paris, - Ben, je vois pas.
but I'm not really sure Paris likes me.
I like I les huîtres. I believe you have an expression:
And maybe that's okay.
Oysters. "Let them eat cake."
I've spent my entire life
And I like... wanting to be liked. Merci!

tes lèvres. That's a pretty miserable goal. Ah. Oh!

My lips. Exactly. Mm!

J'aime... your eyes. So... I'm gonna give up trying. We have a meeting...
for the Renault account.
Tes yeux. Well, there's just one problem.
Exactly five minutes ago.
Tes yeux. What's that?
I'll be right there.
I like... I like you.
Who's that from?

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Mm-hmm.

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Emily.in.Paris.S01E04.WEBRip
Mm!
I can the flowers?
The… The pink roses?
- Je comprends pas.
- Uh, the rosé rose...
- The… The rosé roses...
- Ah, non!
Non, mademoiselle.
Those are not for you.
They're roses from the South.
Hmm? What?
Here.
- Oh.
- These are for you.
- Um, I...
- Bonjour, Claudette.
She wants the nice roses, not those.
Cinq soixante.
It's five euros sixty,
but round it up to six.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Oh. Merci very much.
Thank you.
My lousy French gets me nowhere.
No. She's not nice to anyone.
You're nice and French
and you speak English?
Of course.
- I grew up watching American TV.
- Ah.
And you? Visiting from the States?
I live here now.
Wow. I just heard myself
say that out loud,
and I didn't even believe me.
- Emily.
- Camille.
Enchantée.
And how did you get so lucky
to move to Paris?
Oh, I work
for a big marketing firm in Chicago
that acquired
a smaller marketing firm here.
I'm kind of like the, uh,
American point of view.
And how do they feel about that?
A lot like that flower lady.
Mm-hmm.
You really have to go
to Le Marché des Enfants Rouges.
- It's in the Marais.
- Okay.
You have so many cool places
to check out there.
Just take the metro to Filles du
Calvaire.
Ooh. Oh, God,
the last time I took the metro,
I ended up in
21st arrondissement.
Um, there is only 20.
Exactly.
This city is so overwhelming.
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Relax.
Paris seems like a big city,
but it's really just a small town.
You'll realize
after you spend some time here.
Actually, what are you doing tonight?
Uh, if it's Tuesday,
it must be language class.
Hmm. I have a better idea for you.
I work for an art gallery,
and we're having an opening tonight.
- Hmm.
- Fun crowd and some people from
Chicago.
- Oh.
- Do you know Randy Zimmer?
The hotel guy?
I mean, I've heard of him.
He's like the new Ian Schrager.
- No offense to the old one.
- Well, he's looking at art
for his new hotel in Paris. Come!
It's at Galerie de Garipuy, in the
fourth.
Which is next to the fifth?
Which is just across the river.
You'll get the hang of it!
Okay, I have to go.
the - Okay.
- Mwah!
- Oh! I'm sorry.
- I'm not.
See you tonight, right?
Ah.
 Sorry. Even as a kid, I had rules.
Hmm. My peas couldn't touch my carrots.
Oh, no, him I can live without,
Hmm. but the peanut butter… I had to have the sauce on the side,
and I liked my meat uncut.
Ah, mademoiselle. You're in Paris now.
And on that note,
Vos paquets sont arrivés. I'm sure we can find you I'm going to help you clean up
Vos paquets. Paquets. something better than peanut
butter. before I go.
- American paquets.
- My paquets! Mm! Oh, my God! Oh. Oh, no, no. No, no.

Finally. I feel like - It… It… That ruins the pan.

I've never had an omelet before. - It's soap.
Um, madame, c'est possible pour…
This was amazing. Uh, see, that's the secret to our
Je suis occupée. omelets.
You sure We never clean. We let things
Oh, yeah, okay, no. you don't wanna go back to peanut season.
butter?
Never mind, then. I got it. Those are my rules.
No, you've ruined me forever.
- I got it. Okay.
- But who's got you? So, you market lingerie?
Oh, they're beautiful. Thank you.
Okay. There you go. You got it? Luxury goods.
Hmm.
No worries. The lingerie was a gift.
- Who's she in there with?
Oh! From a client. - Antoine.

Oh, my God.
You know…
We have bricks here in Paris.
It's just a few things
from home I can't live without.
Not that.
That's from my office.
- You must have made him very
happy.
- I hope so. Professionally.
Wait, that didn't sound right either.
The truth is the gift is an issue for me.
- Why?
- First, he's married.
Second, he's having an affair with
my boss
- Sounds like they're fighting.
- You're a genius.
What are they saying?
Basically, she says
that he doesn't appreciate her,
and now he's threatening
to meet with other agencies.
Oh, God. Uh, I have to do something.

- What kind of business are you in? who would love to see me Uh-uh. No, no, the last thing she
- Marketing. on the next flight back to Chicago. needs
is you riding in on his perfume bottle.
Oh, no… And three, it's wildly inappropriate.
Okay, well, if a client walks
My Trader Joe's organic chunky - It sounds messy.
unsalted. - It is. right after I got there,
there's only one person to blame.
My ex. And I hate messes.
Tous les mois y a un problème.

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 luck. Okay.
Toujours le même cinéma.
Qu'est-ce que tu veux? I don't think I have to. What are you up to
with Sylvie and Antoine?
- I... Oh! Um…
- Non! Has anyone noticed
These are for you. this is a very dysfunctional
I hope I'm not interrupting. workplace?
Happy Tuesday.
Of course you are! I think you're the one bringing the
Mm-hmm. drama.
The American in Paris. Come on in!
Bye. - Moi? Are you serious?
Uh, I just wanted to tell you - She thinks we don't know.
that I'm supposed to see Smart girl.
Know what?
Randy Zimmer tonight. Oh!
What's that smell?
Who? What do you think you're doing?
Danger. Sylvie saw that box
From the hotel group. Julien told me from La Perla on your desk.
he was taking agency meetings.
Your idea! You know, um, Yes, it was…
I was just trying to help.
to… to have Antoine's company It was from a friend.
I don't need you to come in and
create a signature fragrance rescue me. Quelle coïncidence!
for their hotels.
And I certainly don't need to take La Perla happens to be
- It could be really big for Maison credit Antoine's go-to place.
Lavaux. for an idea I don't even know I like.
- Why didn't you tell me this? A lot of people go there. It's famous.
- You will.
Because we weren't prepared - Don't be so sure. Luc, help me.
to mention it yet.
Oh, and by the way, I've worked with Sylvie
It's really cutting edge. Very new. for almost 12 years.
that little present of yours
Exciting. It was a great idea, Sylvie. from La Perla, She seems scary,
but she's actually very nice.
How do you know Zimmer? who is it from again?
Nice? She stepped on your head
Emily? Uh, just… uh, my friend. to get where she is.
My new friend, Gabriel.
Uh, our mutual friend in Paris. Well, she's good at her job, okay?
Gabriel? Oh mon Dieu!
- Right. The point is,
- Yeah. You've made so many new friends
in Paris it seems, huh? Antoine was a young, hot client,
Anyway, um… and he pursued Sylvie. Hard.
- Luc and I'd like to take you to lunch.
I just wanted to let you know - But I... - Well, was he married then?
that they loved it. - Of course.
Now!
Preliminarily, I mean. So, wish me He had a wife, and then he got a

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Sylvie.
- And that was all he needed for a
while.
- You guys really aren't smelling this?
No. Now, it's one thing
to cheat on your wife with your
mistress.
It's another thing
to cheat on your mistress
with a young American.
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
There's no way.
Okay, all he's saying
is that if that lingerie
wasn't from your new friend,
and if you're thinking
of starting something with him,
think again.
Ugh, merde!
I stepped in shit.
Uh, you definitely did.
Why the hell are you trying to get
that woman to like you so much?
She's my boss,
whose boyfriend, our client,
sent me lingerie that I'm going to
return.
Uh, it belongs to you.
And he belongs to his wife and Sylvie.
And whoever else he's bangin',
so why not you?
Look,
you haven't done Paris right
until you've had
at least one wildly inappropriate
affair.
Well, I'm more interested
in having Sylvie's respect.
That, you'll never get.
Look, does he wanna buy you
clothes
and take you
to all the great places in Paris?
- Probably.
- Then introduce him to me.
- I don't give a damn about Sophie.
- Sylvie.
Whatever.
- Merci.
- Bonsoir.
Oh là là! Nice gallery.
How did you get invited to this?
I met a girl shopping for flowers
in my neighborhood.
She saved me from buying bad roses,
told me about some cute brunch
spots,
and invited me to this opening.
Oh, my God,
do you think she was hitting on you?
What? Uh, not until now.
Ooh, there he is.
- Who?
- Randy Zimmer.
- Talking to the gorgeous blonde?
- Yeah, that's Camille.
- Maybe you should be hitting on her.
- Oh, would you stop!
- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, wish me luck.
Good luck, biche.
- Emily!
- Bonjour.
- Hi.
- So glad you made it.
- Oh, so Chicago meet Chicago.
- Oh.
Randy Zimmer. Emily Cooper.
- I'm such a huge fan.
- Oh, thank you.
Emily just moved from Chicago
to work here at a marketing firm.
- Ah.
- Did I get that right?
- Perfect.
- Right.
So, let's talk later
about that piece you like.
All right. Don't forget.
- Thank you again.
- I'm so glad you made it.
It's so exciting that you're opening
a Zimmer hotel in Paris!
Yeah… uh, November.
I remember you said
in the March 2010 Business Week,
when the Zimmer Zurich opened,
that you wanted your flagship here.
- Uh, you, uh, memorized my
interviews?
- Yep.
When the Zimmer South Beach
opened in 2015,
you told Architectural Digest
that a good hotel should have an
echo. - Oh. Hi. Thanks. base notes of indole.

Yes, wow. Uh, Randy Zimmer, this is Antoine Which, surprisingly,

Lambert, has the same molecular compound
Thank you. as merde.
the proprietor
Uh, so why don't you? and master nose of Maison Lavaux. Did he just say...?

Why don't I what? Enchanté, Randy. - Shit.

- Your specialty.
To have an echo, Oh, and this is the head of Savoir,
you have to tease all the senses. Sylvie Grateau. I know, that sounds crazy, but it's
true.
Not just gorgeous views, expensive - Enchantée.
sheets, - Enchanté. Like in life,
one has to balance the sweet with,
but… the smell. So, we have the head… um…

- What's wrong with the smell? And the nose. Stinky?

- Well, nothing.
- What does that make you? Voilà.
There… There is no smell. - Mouth?
That's what makes a parfum
That's the point. I thought she was the legs. compliqué.

It's like a blank billboard - Ah. Ah.

on Madison Avenue.
Empty real estate going to waste.
Go on.
Well, when you're selling a house,
the one thing you should do
is bake cookies.
The smell reminds people
of home and warmth
- and sugar and butter and a happy
place.
- Uh-huh.
You need some cookies, Randy.
- Are you gonna hand me a cookie?
- My card.
Well, that was a nice elevator pitch.
I'm here till tomorrow.
Show me what you got, Chicago.
- Welcome to Savoir.
- Okay. Um, shall we get started?
It is an interesting idea,
- Suivez-moi.
- Uh, yeah. Merci. but it's a…
Creating a scent …it's a big decision,
is like writing a symphony. and I'm leavin' tomorrow.
- Mm!
Oh, what a pity.
- I'll give you another example.
Maybe you'll find
For our current signature scent,
a nice perfumer in Chicago.
De L'Heure,
I want to make this happen, Sylvie.
we started with a simple melody.
Are you still a client here?
Top notes of bergamot, mandarin,
vetiver. Uh, why don't we all get dinner
tonight
The middle notes are considered
and keep talking?
the heart of the fragrance.
That's a great idea.
Ylang-ylang,
I'm up for anything with a Michelin
star.
Provençal lavender.
- I've got some ideas.
And then, for some depth and
- No, no.
richness,
Emily,
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you're the expert on everything in
Paris,
so you make the reservation
and make sure
we don't disappoint our friend
Randy
on his last night.
- Hmm?
- I'm on it.
- Good.
- Thanks.
Restaurant Chez Chloé.
Vous êtes à la réservation.
Yes.
- Tonight. Now?
- Ce soir? Non, malheureusement...
- It's très important.
- It's impossible.
- We are completely booked.
- Yes, I understand it's completely
full.
Thank you.
Thank you for this wonderful idea.
And I know it was you.
- We aim to please.
- That's good to know.
Did my gift please you the other day?
Oh, um…
Yes, it… it was very thoughtful, but,
uh…
No, it was unnecessary.
Oh, not at all.
- And a tad inappropriate.
- Ah. According to whom?
Me. I don't usually accept lingerie
from clients.
Especially married clients.
Is that what you think?
You think I bought it for me?
Yes?
I didn't buy it for me. It was for you.
I wanted you to feel sexy and
powerful.
A bold woman,
unafraid to take on the world.
Even Paris.
But I apologize. I understand
you may have different boundaries.
Yes, I… I do.
I like to keep things tidy.
Professional life
and personal life separate.
The Container Store is my happy
place.
Well, this is the French way.
And now that you're in Paris,
you'll find that the most wonderful
things
exist outside of your…
How do you say? Your… box?
Let's just keep it to container.
Emily,
make a reservation at the Grand
Véfour.
Okay.
Antoine.
No one can get in there last minute.
It's impossible.
She hates me.
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Oui.
How did you do this?
I went online every five seconds
until there was a cancellation.
All right. Wait right here.
- Bonsoir, madame.
- Bonsoir, monsieur.
A table for six personnes,
under the name Emily Cooper.
Well, I'm impressed.
I've never been able
to get a reservation here.
Emily is amazing.
Yeah, what would be amazing
is if we eventually sat down.
Remember the first time
I took you here, Sylvie?
Nope.
Um…
We don't have a reservation for that
name.
Uh, yes, you do. Uh, I confirmed
online.
No, I'm sorry.
- Hmm.
- Okay. See?
Here's the e-mail confirmation.
Six people, 9:00 p.m., 08/11.
Wonderful. We'll see you November
8th.
You're booked 8th November.
This is 11th August.
- Oh, my God, you reverse the dates.
- No, you reverse the dates.
- Okay, could you...
- Non, désolé, c'est pas possible.
- But it's, like, really important...
- Bonsoir, madame.
Okay.
- Hello.
- Hi. Gabriel. It's Emily.
- Who?
- Emily!
Emily Cooper, your neighbor.
Oh, Emily, hi!
It's hard to hear you.
Yeah, I've got a massive favor, okay?
I have a very important client...
And what's the great news?
We're all coming back to Le Grand
Véfour
on November 8th
for the opening of Zimmer Paris!
- All right.
- Great.
Allons-y!
Okay.
We need that personality element.
Une note de sensualité,
une note d'élégance.
Une note… une petite pincée
d'érotisme
et un peu de romance.
That's why people go to hotels.
Especially in Paris.
You want your fragrance to remind
people
of the beauty
of the moment they spent together.
And that they can revisit
again and again and again.
Yeah, well, fragrances fade
over time.
Well, one only needs to reapply,
and the passion comes flooding
back.
From my point of view, Randy,
the scent of your hotel

- Oh, the lingerie. I'm thinking, uh, cashmere wood, becomes an aphrodisiac.
- Yeah, yeah, and some others.
blooming jasmine, Very interesting proposition.
- Can you take six?
- Uh, tonight? exotic orchids So many possibilities.
could be exquisitely romantic.
- Yes, perfect. So many.
- No, no, no, I... Oh, of course, for your hotel,
you'd want something a bit more A toast to lovers!
I really need your help, Gabriel, okay? coquin.
My job depends on it. To lovers!
- Coquin?
We're planning to close in 30 - Naughty. Old and new.
minutes.
Hmm. I will drink to that.
Okay, I'll see you in 15. Merci.
And lucky for you, Okay, Antoine.
Yes! Ha. that's Antoine's specialty.
Let's nail down the scent.
Okay, I have some good news I just think there's something so
and some great news. romantic I'll have my attorneys
about a signature scent in a hotel contact you tomorrow.
What's the good news? chain.
Fantastic.
Dinner tonight is actually in the fifth. You know, like a perfect marriage.
Well, I guess that means
Personally prepared Let's call it an affair. you're staying at Savoir, huh?
Much more romantic.
by one of the most up-and-coming Of course, Sylvie.
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 Oh! Thank you for the meal. We keep running into each other
I would like to raise our glasses again in this neighborhood.
- It was incroyable.
to an affair of legends: - You're welcome. I just had dinner with Randy Zimmer.

Zimmer Hotels and Maison Lavaux. And may I just say, - Here?
you have an exquisite taste in - Yeah, no, the food's fabulous.
- Santé. lingerie.
- Santé. I know. The chef is my boyfriend.
- I have what?
Oh, and here is our brilliant - You do. - Gabriel?
and amazing chef, - Yes. Do you know him?
- He really does. Yeah.
and my friend, Gabriel. - Bonsoir. Not really… Um, well, he lives
in the apartment right below me,
- Bonsoir. Thank you again.
- Bravo! Bravo! which is right down the street
- I'll... No, I'll see you late... from the flower market
It may not be Le Grand Véfour, but… - Au revoir.
where you and I met.
Oh, I'd rather go where no one's I'll see you later.
gone Do you guys know each other?
and let them follow. Emily…
- Turns out, we do.
You be careful. I have to say - See?
We may steal you for the Zimmer. that you did a good job today.
I told you.
Well, she has my number. Look, Sylvie, I want us to win
together. Paris seems like a big city,
Thank you all for being here. but it's really just a small town.
And maybe
- Formidable. Merci beaucoup. some things get lost in translation, I'm so happy to see you. Mwah!
- Thank you.
but… just… just know
So, that's your new friend Gabriel? that I'm finding my way.

Yes. We're going for drinks.

You can join us if you want,
Mm-hmm.
but I think you have better things to
- Super bon. do.
- Thank you.
He lives downstairs.
Oh! I don't wanna make it complicated.

- That… That was amazing. Oh, sometimes

- That was nothing. the best relationships are
complicated.
No, it was above and beyond.
You made me look great out here. - Did you forget something?
- I did.
Well, it's not a hard thing to do.
- Emily!
Shall we go? - Camille, hi! Wait, this is so crazy.

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Emily.in.Paris.S01E05.WEBRip
Okay, so the chef has a girlfriend,
and guess who it is.
All I do is play guessing games
with the kids.
et un croissant avec le préservatif. - I'm so happy that we have the
same café.
Okay, there's a vending machine - You remember Mindy?
for that in the men's room.
- Yes, of course.
What did I just say? - Great. Oh, yay.

- Please, for my sanity, use your "Préservatif" doesn't mean I'm just grabbing some croissants
words. preserves. for Gabriel.
- Camille.
You just ordered a croissant I can never get him
The beautiful blonde from the with a side of condoms. out of bed in the morning.
gallery?
- Oh, my God! No, I don't want that! Aw, sleepyhead.
Beautiful and genuinely nice, - She's gonna bareback her
which shouldn't be allowed. breakfast! - Best kind.
- Mm-hmm. So chic.
It's, like, just choose one. - See, I can't get anything right.
- It's a common mistake. But may I?
I wish
Gabriel had told me he had a They're called faux amis. - Just, yeah.
girlfriend - Oh.
So, "un crayon" isn't "crayon."
before I thanked him with my mouth. It's "pencil." Like, you know, French way.

- I thought you just kissed him. - Mm-hmm. On the side.

- I did. - "Un médecin" isn't "medicine."
Oh, let me take a photo of you
Your English It's "doctor." for your emilyinparis account.
is as confusing as your French.
- Faux amis, is that, like, fake friends? Wanna get in?
- Yeah, I feel stupid. In both - Yep.
languages. - Get in!
- Look, French men are flirts. Like you and Camille. - Okay.

Just act normal when you see him. You're gonna be friends with her Yeah, sure.

- But I'm trying not to see him. but just so you can stay close Okay.
- Oh. to her hot, hot boyfriend.
- Say, "Amies."
Which is kind of impossible I'm not doing that. - Amies.
when we live in the same building. And I'm trying to avoid her, too.
So cute.
I really like him, Oh, good. Look, direct hit coming
and I just thought that he… our way. Oh!

- Ugh. I don't know what I thought. - Incoming! I will follow you so you can tag me.
- Oh. Bonjour. - Hey.
Cool.
Un café s'il vous plaît. - Hey.
- Oh, hi. - Oh, my God, you have so many
Um, j'aime le café, followers.
- Mwah! - Oh, Emily knows how to make
les fruits - What? Camille! friends.

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 I just noticed you don't have - Please put your hands down.
You okay? The scarf too tight? a cosmetics company on your roster.
Uh, but then it's only London Bridge.
Bonjour! Check this out. What an illuminating insight. Not as fun.

Durée Cosmetics just DM'd me
on Instagram.
They invited me
to their influencer lunch today.
- You? An influencer?
- I know.
They must have mistaken me
for someone else.
But I love Durée.
They were the first lip gloss
I ever bought.
Well, not actually bought.
My friend Cindy stole it from Target.
- She's a teacher now.
- Hmm. Sounds right.
Oh, it's at…
it's at the Hôtel d'Évreux? Is that
good?
No, none of this is good.
We don't speak of Durée in this
office.
They used to be a client.
What happened?
We don't speak of it, Emily.
Did you ever have one? Yes, that's true.
Bobbi Brown? Laura Mercier? Okay, well,
I would love to stay
Durée?
and educate you on workplace
A representative harassment,
from Hästens Luxury Beds
but I've got a lunch.
is coming in tomorrow, and I expect
you - You're going?
to have great campaign ideas. - The event that dare not speak its
name?
Of course. But can I just go back
to the cosmetics question? Yes. I just need a one-on-one
with Olivia Thompson.
- No.
- Okay. Their CMO?
Bring the Eiffel Tower to bed. - You're insane.
- Well, they think I'm an influencer.
Huh?
Maybe I can influence them
For Hästens. That could be the to stay at Savoir.
slogan.
- Bonjour. I'm Em...
They're Swedish, - Oh!
so using a Paris landmark may not...
- Aw! Hi, mon amour!
No, no, no, no, no. Not the Eiffel - Hi.
Tower.
- Ça va?
- The Eiffel Tower. - Très bien.
- He means the sex position.
Wow, what a cute dog. I love
The woman is on all fours, goldens.

Okay. and the two men, Well, you should follow him.
one in front, one in back, It's CashmereGoodBoy on
Hmm. Instagram,
and they, uh…
Sylvie, just curious... and he just hit 100,000 followers.
- How you say "clap"?
It is customary to knock, - High-five. Thank you, my love.
wait for a reply, then enter. Do you have one for Cashmere?
Wait, why do they high-five?
Okay. - But of course.
To make shape. - You know he'll get jealous.
Busy.
- Eiffel Tower. Name?

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Bonjour. I'm emilyinparis,
and I was invited on Instagram.
Everyone was.
Oh.
Um,
can I get a big one like Cashmere?
Oh, let me check.
Not enough followers.
So now, please integrate
products
in your social media content.
We expect a minimum of five posts.
With your tiny reach, make it ten.
Oh, I'm on it.
I'll give you quantity and quality.
Um, can you point me
in the direction of Olivia Thompson?
She's about to speak.
Merci.
Next.
Thank you all for being here.
We are thrilled to be sharing
this season's incredible product
range
with such global tastemakers.
Enjoy lunch
and please remember to tag Durée
in your posts
so that we can track
your social media impressions.
Have fun.
Miss Thompson,
can I please have a moment? emilyinparis.
May I help you, Miss emilyinparis? Oh, don't piggyback on my brand.
Bonjour again. Get it?
Goodbye, and thank you.
- I… I'm really here to speak to Olivia.
- No, no, no. Olivia will see you now.
If you want her attention, Yes!
I suggest you post.
¿Cómo?
Très bien.
Her? ¿Perdona?
With macadamia butter and jojoba
the oil,
She only has 20,000 followers.
Durée is smudge-proof.
I have two million.
Even when you're berry hungry.
Two million.
Durée is smudge-proof.
Do you understand,
Even when you're berry hungry. or shall I spell it out for you?
Emilyinparis.
Emilyinparis.
I like her. She's clever.
You created a meme
using the Vaga-Jeune post.
- Uh, she's eating the decor.
- Where do we know her from?
You even got Brigitte Macron
to retweet you.
- Mm.
- Ah. The Daily Mail called it a re-twat.
I know exactly who she is.
Very proud moment for me.
I was 13
It's really nice
when I first tried Durée's lip gloss.
to finally meet you, Olivia.
Funny story... Oh!
Likewise.
- Pardon! Some creative content today.
- Can you give me some space?
And your product knowledge is first-
Swipe up and enter Durée
rate.
for 20% off my antifungal yoga pants.
You're quite the brand ambassador.
CeliaSplits.
Well, it's easy when you love the
brand,
Wow. And ow. and this was a really great event.
CeliaSplits?
- I'm glad you're enjoying it.
- We saw you eat the wall.
Um, I just tagged you. I'm
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So, what agency do you use?
Oh, we don't anymore.
Agencies are overpriced and
antiquated.
Now,
we prefer to use influencers like you.
The future of marketing.
Well,
I actually have a master's in
marketing.
And I think that I could do
much more for you than this.
Really? Such as?
Olivia, they are waiting for you
at the dermabrasion station.
Uh, but, uh, I would love
to tell you more about it.
Could I… Could we meet later or…?
Tomorrow. Lunch. Lucien will set it
up.
Oh. Bonsoir.
Hi. You're not working?
Um, I'm working from home.
You didn't move to Paris
to sit alone in your room.
- Oh, I… I...
- We're not taking no for an answer.
- Right, Gabriel?
- We rarely do.
We are going some place really nice.
You will love it.
Wow. This is incredible.
Starry Night.
One of my favorites.
Mine too.
Did you know Van Gogh painted it
while having a nervous breakdown?
Uh, no, I, uh… I did not.
Well, he was in an asylum
in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence,
and this was his view.
Well,
I guess that explains his crazy genius.
Let's lie down.
Oh, oh… okay, sure. If…
Oh, wow.
I love sleeping under the stars.
Remember the last time we slept
outside?
Yeah.
We didn't sleep.
So, you guys are campers, huh?
Never mind.
Ah, this is incredible.
I feel like I'm…
Actually in the painting.
Danielle! Étienne!
Excuse me.
I really like her.
She likes you too.
I wouldn't have kissed you
if I knew you had a girlfriend.
It's okay. You didn't know.
Well, why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't know you were gonna kiss
me.
You… did kiss me back.
It is a normal reaction, no?
I guess. I…
Well. I just thought that you felt…
Ugh. It doesn't matter now, so…
Clearly, it was just me,
and I made it all up in my head, so…
Forget it.
Forget what?
The… The kiss in your kitchen.
I don't remember.
It must not have been very good.
Well, it wasn't.
- Unmemorable, in fact.
- Then it's forgotten.
We will just go back to being
neighbors
who have never kissed.
That's all we ever were.
In London, Rome, and New York,
huge crowds watched
Tilda Swinton sleep in a box.
Why?
Because she can make anything
interesting.
Yes.
But also because watching
the act of sleep is intoxicating.
We watch our babies sleep.
We watch our lovers sleep.
And now…
As Parisians window-shop
on the Champs-Élysées,
they'll see two gorgeous models
sleep
and spend the whole day
on a Hästens bed.
An unflinching
but flattering life portrait of luxury.
Hmm. I like, but not love.
I feel like I've seen it before.
Do you have any other ideas?
- Bring the Eiffel Tower...
- No.
May I?
If you must.
Our dreams transport us to magical
places
that we try to capture
in film, music, and art.
But we only dream when we sleep
deeply.
The superior quality of Hästens beds
allows us to dream our best dreams,
but why must that only be in our
bedrooms?
Why can't it be under the stars?
We should be able to fall asleep
anywhere.
Let's harness the power of social
media
and ask people to come sleep with
us.
and I think you should come back.
Stage the bed in the most
irresistibly Instagrammable spots Savoir?
in this beautiful city: This was a very clever way
the Jardin du Luxembourg, the to get a meeting.
Louvre.
Well, we'd be very clever for Durée.
And post photos of real people,
not just models, I fired your agency.
sleeping and dreaming. - They're a very expensive dinosaur.
- Expensive?
All thanks to Hästens.
Yes… but you get what you pay for.
Perhaps even
under the Eiffel Tower. And it's different now.
- High-five? I work there.
- No.
Does Sylvie Grateau?
I am so glad you were at our event,
Emily. She does.
You are the best type of influencer. Then it's not that different.
One that doesn't realize Those influencers at your lunch
the influence they have over others. didn't care about your brand.
Well, you know I love Durée. I respect what they do,
I do. but they're driven by self-promotion
and swag bags.
DURÉE APPOINTS @EMILYINPARIS
AS NEW BRAND MANAGER We could promote Durée more
creatively
- What do you think?
- Oh. and intelligently than they ever
could.
Uh, no. No, no, no. Um…
You're wrong, Emily.
I'm sorry, Olivia,
but I can't be your brand You could be more successful
ambassador. as an influencer.
- You're under contract with Again, I'm…
someone else? I'm not an influencer.
- Well, yeah, kind of, um…
Well, you're clearly
You see, I had a bit of a unfair under the influence of this city.
advantage
at your lunch. You're high on Paris,
and your followers are falling for
I'm a marketing executive at Savoir, that.
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We're keeping our marketing in-
house.
But this has been, uh,
interesting.
Look after yourself, Emily.
I know Sylvie won't.
- Emily!
- Yes?
Is this the American way
to overpromise and underdeliver?
Excuse me?
Klara from Hästens
wants to do your outdoor bed idea,
and now she expects
their bed to be in le Louvre.
So maybe you can find a nice spot
for the mattress under the Mona
Lisa.
Good luck.
We can figure that out.
This is great news, though.
Oh, is it?
'Cause you already look quite busy.
- They invited me as an influencer.
- And you thought going was a good
idea?
I was hoping to win them back.
And what makes you think
we want them back?
If you're their new arbiter of taste,
we want nothing to do with them.
Companies hire Savoir
to raise their standards,
not lower them.
Sylvie, we're on the same side. She's, like, the nicest, coolest…
It's not you personally. …French person I know.
It's everything you stand for.
- I thought that was Gabriel.
You're the enemy of luxury,
- No, he's just the hottest.
because luxury is defined
Male.
by sophistication and taste,
And a problem I can't solve tonight.
and not by emilyinparis.
But one that I can
Your social media's a problem for us. is saying goodbye to my account.
I don't think you understand its
So, one last story?
value.
Let's send it off with a bang.
Oh, well, I think I do.
You worked for Durée for free, right?
Tchin-tchin!
How does that look to the brands Whoo!
that actually pay us to represent
them?
- Whoop, whoop!
- Thank God.
Okay, so what do you want me to do?
And after 90 minutes of being on
Delete your account. Hmm?
hold,
- That's censorship.
they finally transfer me
- I know. to the permit department,
She can't force you only to say, "Pas possible."
to delete your social media.
Pas possible! Pas Possible!
- Get your dad's lawyers involved.
- My dad doesn't have a lawyer.
Pas possible!
- He breeds Weimaraners.
Everything is pas possible.
- Hmm.
It's the French motto.
Yeah, you have to delete it. Gimme.
Yeah, well, it turns out
Oh, when you dropped your crepe.
the only person who is able
- #OhCrepe.
to put a bed in the Louvre
- Ugh.
is Beyoncé.
I'm not sure who I am in this city
Yeah, duh.
without emilyinparis.
Beyoncé's worth
Ask Camille. far more than the Mona Lisa.
She's liked every one of your posts.
- Aw!
Oh, I know.
- I thought you'd like it.
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 Emily?
It was voted - Well, reactivate it.
the prettiest street in Paris… - I don't understand. You said... Oh, salut! Come.

- Mmm. Fine. What is this?

- And is referred to as...
ruelle qui va au bout.
Which means,
"the road which leads to the end."
Ah.
Oh, that's Place Dalida, right?
Yes. What is this about?
Klara,
that Nordic witch from Hästens,
called,
It's a social media installation
for Hästens beds.
They're one of our biggest clients,
and I thought of the idea
after our night at Van Gogh.

It's perfect. It's perfect. and she wants to stage the bed - Mm.
there. - You inspired me.
One last one?
- That's... - I did?
Let's do it. - I'm not finished. - Mm-hmm.

One last one. - Okay. I wanted you to be the first to see it.
- She wants you to post there first.
- Okay. I'm calling it
- Ah. Why me? "Dormir à la belle étoile."

You're out late. Yeah, I've been asking
that question since you arrived.
You're out late.
I assume it's to draw a crowd
Just closed the restaurant. and encourage others,
Oh. Five, two, one, three. like those followers of yours,
Like an upside-down pyramid. to post from there too.
- After you. Wow. Sure, but…
- No, please, I insist.
What do you want me to do
I insist. about my Instagram account?
It wasn't just you. Well, I guess you're an influencer
now.
Good night, Gabriel.
But only for our clients.
Yes, of course.
You win.
Of course.
We're on the same side.
Emily, bring me your phone!
Yeah, right.
Sure.
Thank you.
Show me the last picture you posted.
- Merci.
Uh, I can't. - You're welcome.
I shut it down like you asked.
Mm! "To sleep under the stars."
Emily, your French is getting better.
Well, that's because
I have French friends now.
Yes, well, I was relieved
to hear from you, you know.
You seemed a little tense
when you left the other night.
It's Gabriel, isn't it?
Uh, what… what do you mean?
Just that, I mean,
I know he can be unfriendly
before you get to know him.
But give him time.
He will warm up to you.
- If you say so.
- Mm.
I'm so glad

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he has a nice neighbor like you.

I hope the three of us can be friends.

Me too.
So, do you wanna get in bed with me?

Mm, I thought you'd never ask.

Okay.

- Cheese.
- Cheese.

It's so comfy.

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Emily.in.Paris.S01E06.WEBRip join his trainee program,
Well, of course you did.
Yes, Gabriel! and start dressing like Angela You're a singer.
Merkel.
Ugh. Was a singer.
And you're giving up all that I had my shot, and I blew it.
- Oh! Oh! to be a nanny?
- Ugh. Again? No, you get more than one shot,
- Do you really like Paris that much? Mindy.
- Oui! Oui! Oui! - Yes, I do.
- Oh! In China, you only get one kid.
- But also, I can never go back to
Oui! China. You need to get back out there.
- Why not?
They were at it all night. Just find a stage
Well, first of all, and get your groove back.
Frenchmen never get tired of having
sex. there's the life You're so cute.
my parents have planned for me.
It's like docking them But, you know,
in a Lightning port. Um, marry the right guy, the wonderful thing about Paris

My battery's dead,
and I have a huge day at work.
Ugh!
- I can't believe this.
- Mm, what?
Stop this shit now, asshole!
Send voice note to Dad.
- That's how you talk to your dad?
- The Zipper King?
live on the right street…
And also, ahem, there is this.
Oh, my God, you were on Chinese
Idol?
We call it Chinese Popstar.
That's so cool.
I choked in front of billions of people.
Not millions, billions.
is that nobody judges you
for doing nothing.
It's practically an art form here.
You know what?
We actually have a name for it.
Um, they call us "flâneurs."
You're not a flâneur. You're in hiding.
And what more fabulous place to
hide?

His third assistant will soften the Ugh. Hey.

tone
when she reads it. And when they found out - You said we had to wear all black.
who my father was, - Mm, I said you had to.
He's bribing me to come home.
I became a meme. You'll blend in perfectly
- Again. at Pierre Cadault's couture house.
- With what? Oh, boy.
However,
Oh, my God, a BMW? I was so mortified, I have no interest in blending in.
I had to get out of China ASAP.
And the house behind it. Emily, I've been dreaming of
And so I gave up, and I came here meeting
- He's giving you a house? and went to business school Pierre Cadault since I was 12
- Yeah. Right next to my parents'
place. like my dad wanted me to. and stole issues of French Vogue
from my mum's beauty salon.
All I have to do is go home, And I failed at that too.

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He's a legend. Uh, Monsieur Cadault
does not chase trends. Um, admired your work.
Oh, I know, Julien. I did my
homework. He's… He's an artist. And being here,

I know all about his feud with Even now, he's offered his talents it's just fabulous.
Valentino, to design costumes
"Fabulous"?
his affair with Elton John, for the new ballet
this week at the Paris Opera. You… Your…
and his pet iguana, Evangelista, Your couture is… is a confection.
that apparently won't die. Oh! Ah! Sublime!
I could eat your clothes!
Actually, the iguana has died five Il… Il arrive!
times. Ringarde.
Hold my hand. Okay, let it go.
They just replaced it Ooh! Ah!
and called it by the same name. Dominique,
I wish you wouldn't show the Oh, Pierre! Pierre!
- No! costumes.
- Yes. Wait! What happened, guys?
They're not ready!
Oh! Hey, Sylvie, um… What does "ringarde" mean?
Oh, Pierre. Oh là là!
Did you see my e-mails They are more than ready. It means "basic."
about social strategy?
They elevate ballet. He called you a basic bitch.
Pierre Cadault detests social media,
The team here from Savoir What? Because of my bag charm?
but his manager knows was just saying so, n'est-ce pas?
he needs it to compete. Do you think he's her son or her
Oh, yes. lover?
If we get the account,
that's something to discuss in the The Instagrammers. Oh, um, I… I was just…
future.
Oh, no, Monsieur Cadault. Watching to see if the Caesar salad
So today, just observe, admire, is really worth 20 euros.
and try to disappear, hmm? It's the honor of my career to be
here. She's forceful.
Won't be a problem. I wore all black.
Of my life. Bit controlling.
That's not black. That's off-black.
Hmm. Like a mother.
Since the 1800s,
And you? And now she's feeding him…
only design houses
chosen by the French Federation of Uh… like…
Fashion
Um… A lover.
may refer to their work
as "haute couture." Beyond honored. Oh, God, I hope.

Pierre Cadault is one of them, of I… I mean, Loser buys the next bottle of wine.
course.
uh, I've always… You're so sure you're right?

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I'm a professor of semiotics. It's, uh...
- Study of symbols.
- Hmm.
I have a master's in communication.
Then you know it's my job
to read such things.
Signs,
people.
Thomas.
Emily.
So, how are we gonna know
who wins this little wager?
I guess we have to sit here
until they reveal themselves.
What are you drinking?
And then, for the rest of the day,
no one would talk to me at work.
Well, for one thing,
it's a bit ringard
to call someone ringarde.
Right? I'm not saying I'm cool…
You're sitting
at the coolest café in all of Paris.
At least, historically.
Really?
This was the home of Jean-Paul
Sartre
and Simone de Beauvoir.
Everybody in Paris flocked to see
them.
I read Second Sex in college.
Most of it.
But did you know that,
for the longest time,
the café across the street,
Les Deux Magots, was the cool place?
Hemingway and Picasso,
they used to drink there.
And what happened?
Sartre and de Beauvoir
decided it was too bourgeois,
and they fled to the Café de Flore
'cause it was empty, and suddenly…
Café de Flore was the cool place.
When two things are next to each
other,
we're… forced to compare them.
Café de Flore et Deux Magots.
Or "ringarde" and "cool."
You are not ringarde.
Wait! What?
Who's that third guy?
Now we're never gonna know
who won the bet.
I don't care about the bet.
I just wanted to keep talking to you.
Well…
We could talk some place else.
Some place cooler?
Oh… okay.
Yeah.
Oh, my God!
All your books are in French.
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And good morning to you.
And they're not my books.
They came with the apartment.
I have a rule.
If I go home with a girl,
and she doesn't have her own books,
I cannot make love to her.
I have my own books.
They cost too much to ship from
Chicago,
so I download them on my iPad.
Then, show me your iPad.
Why?
So I can make love to you again
with a clear conscience.
Are you sure
you don't wanna use my shower?
I don't want to wash you off yet.
Please tell me
we'll see each other again tonight.
Oh! Okay, sure.
Bonjour!
Who is he?
A professor I met last night. I've…
I've never done anything like that.
For all I know,
he could have been a murderer.
Hmm. I thought I heard
a couple of petites morts, so…
A couple of what?
Um, little death.
It means "an orgasm."

And it sounds like
you died at least twice last night.
Oh, my God, I'm petit mortified.
Oh, "little deaths"?
Why do you call it that?
It sounds so morbid.
No, it's not. It's like, um…
It's so intense that you die,
and then you are reborn as a new
person.
Hmm.
Well, if it isn't la belle ringarde.
- Ugh. Could you not?
- I said "belle."
Okay, "ringarde," I cannot deny.
Look, I'm not basic.
In fact, I went home
with a philosophy professor last
night.
That's worse than basic. It's boring.
It was not boring.
He quoted Rimbaud to me, and it
was hot.
The only thing my ex ever quoted
was Game of Thrones recaps.
America,
it sounds like a prison.
Anyway, I guess this poetry man
explains why you're late for once.
No. Sylvie e-mailed me
that I didn't have to be in until 11:00.
- What meeting's happening in
there?
- For the Fourtier account.
The watch account? to see Pierre again and explain?
I'm leading social. Did Sylvie tell you And what would you say?
why they're meeting without me?
Go ahead. Pretend I am Pierre.
Definitely not. However,
I'm feeling uncomfortable right now, Monsieur Cadault,
please allow me...
so I'm leaving.
Ringarde!
Is there a reason I wasn't invited
to the Fourtier meeting this I can't believe I got demoted
morning? because of an accessory.
Last week, you told me to prepare a At least you have
deck. a hot new male accessory.
Luc, can you please tell Emily - How's that going?
- Crazy.
she's not leading social media
for Fourtier anymore. - Like, three petits morts in one
night.
She's on a luxury brand quarantine. - Aw!
Okay, I will tell her. You learned a gross new phrase.
I'm right here. I did.
Is this about Pierre Cadault?
He refused to shower afterwards
And tell her, also,
because he wanted a reminder on
I don't need to hear her moaning him.
around the office all day.
- Is that weird?
- She can go. - Sexy.
- Yes, I will tell her.
Although that's probably why the
I didn't do anything wrong. metro
smells like PBO during morning rush
Oh, well, make sure she knows hour.
what a quarantine is.
Public BO?
- Sure.
- It means the same thing in English! Pussy BO.
It was one client, and we knew - Mindy!
Pierre Cadault was a long shot. - What? Have you taken the metro?
Yes, Sorry.
but he was Sylvie's long shot.
I get très nasty when I'm exhausted,
She's talked about signing him
as long as I've been at Savoir. and thanks to you, I was up all night.
Well, do you think there's any way Why me?
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I went down a drunk rabbit hole
of googling jazz clubs in Paris.
I don't know.
I figured that if I was going to try
the singing thing again,
I might as well do it here,
where no one knows me.
I saw that there is an open audition
at Crazy Horse.
Well, that's not so crazy.
- I'm not going.
- Why not?
Because I still have Chinese Popstar
PTSD.
That's… That's, like,
p for "post-traumatic," right?
Emily, yes.
Okay. Well, you just…
You need to get over it and sing.
Honestly, sometimes I don't think
I'll ever sing again.
What about for me?
Maybe... I don't know. Not right now.
Why not right now?
No one's paying attention.
- You want me to sing right now?
- Yes.
- There are people.
- So? Just pick any song that you
want.
I'm not gonna judge you.
- Hmm.
- I'm not judging.
Fine, okay.
- I can't look at you. Yes, we've heard you. We heard… of
- All right. you.
- I'm gonna st... Here, you take this. Um, Gabriel is, uh, the chef
- Oh, okay. at a restaurant across the square.
Gonna stand far away, Yeah, except tonight,
not look at you. another chef is gonna cook for us
Okay. at a great little tapas place
in the tenth.
- Okay, what do you want me to sing?
- I don't know. Whatever you want. Yep. Oh! You should join us.
Okay, okay. Merci. Oh, no,
we wouldn't wanna crash your
No one was paying any attention. dinner.
Don't worry. Please, it would totally be fun.
Please.
Bonsoir.
- I love Spanish wine. Why not?
- Hmm. - Why not?
- Oh!
Yeah. Okay, great.
A gift. Um… it's a double date, then.
Delta of Venus. - Yay!
- Yay.
It's very sexy.
Great.
Shall we go upstairs and read it,
or are you not letting me in? Um, it's this way.
If we go upstairs now, Oh, this area is so pretty.
we'll never make it to dinner. What's it called?
Hmm. Better to have something Canal Saint-Martin.
to look forward to, anyway.
It used to be gritty and authentic.
- Hey.
- Oh. It is a shame how popular it's gotten.
- Hey, Emily. None of the charm it had before.
- Hi.
I still like it.
Mwah! Mwah!
Uh, it's Euro Disney
Oh, introduce us to your friend. compared to what it was.
Oh, uh, this is Thomas. Did you both grow up in the city?
Thomas, this is my friend Camille - No.
and… and her boyfriend, Gabriel. - Gabriel's from, um, Normandy.
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I grew up on a farm in Brionne.
His whole family raised money
so he could attend cooking school
here.
They are so proud of my guy.
Oh, I love that.
Well, the two of you
have something in common.
Neither from Paris.
- Cigarette, anyone?
- I'd love one, thanks.
I'm surprised.
All the chefs I know roll their own.
Well…
Well, now you know one who
doesn't.
Hmm.
Gabriel, you…
you picked a really great wine.
Oh, thank you.
It's a small organic producer from
Rioja.
Gabriel knows his wine inside and
out.
Except for champagne.
That is Camille's specialty.
Oh, only because of where I grew up.
My family has a little château
in Champagne.
- It's called Domaine de Lalisse.
- Hmm. Domaine de Lalisse?
- Mm.
- I've never heard of it.
Well, it's, um, small.
But we don't have to talk about that.
That's so boring. I don't know yet,
but I didn't come to France to be
Yeah, I agree. demoted.
So dull, talking about wine. After tonight, you may be deported.
It's like conversation about the
weather. Hmm.
Far more interesting to drink it. No? Emily, hi.
Bien sûr. Where are you off to, so dressed up?
I don't think Gabriel likes me. Oh, I… I have tickets to the ballet.
What makes you say that? Oh, with, uh, Thomas, I presume.
I could just tell - Yes.
that he's jealous that I'm with you. - Hmm.
I don't think that's true. I see. Well… enjoy.
Who can blame him? What is it?
We just have to try to be quieter I didn't say anything.
tonight. Sounds like an interesting evening.
Sure. Whatever you say. Do you have a problem with him?
Oh! Mm-hmm! I'm sorry,
but I think he's a snob.
SWAN LAKE
An asshole
PIERRE CADAULT masquerading as an intellectual.
Hey, girl! I know his type.
Sorry. Won't do that again. Maybe… Maybe you can't tell
since you're not from Paris...
I have something for you.
Well, two things, actually. You're not from Paris either.
I thought that you and I, Sorry, I…
or you and whoever,
- That's not how I meant it.
could go to opening night of the - Fine.
ballet
for another shot at Pierre Cadault. I just think you're wasting your time
on a guy who doesn't deserve you.
Don't mention his name to me ever
again. Emily.
That was a box! You look beautiful in that dress.
What are you doing? But not as beautiful
as you look without it.
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Well,
you're looking pretty handsome
yourself.
There's just one problem here.
Did you know
they were performing Swan Lake
tonight?
Is this a joke?
What?
Well, the last time I was here,
it was for Boléro, a masterpiece.
Uh, Swan Lake is for tourists.
Or is it on the cusp of being cool
again,
like Café Deux Magots?
the last refuge of the simpleminded.
"Simpleminded"?
Uh, simple but beautiful.
How about you go
and I'll meet you afterwards
and I'll treat you to some amazing
sex?
I think we'd both like that better.
Thomas, since you're a professor of
signs,
I'm sure you won't have any trouble
recognizing this one.
That's more of a gesture.
Monsieur Cadault.
But the only thing we could afford
from any of those designers
was a clip-on bag charm
from a outlet mall in Winnetka.
So… yeah.
I guess that made us pretty ringarde.
Mm-hmm. I'm calling security.
You think ringardes
don't respect designers.
We worship designers so much
that we spend all we've saved
on a dumb accessory
just to feel
like we're somehow on your runway.

Hmm. Clever, Do I know you? You may mock us…

trying to use my argument against
me,
but evidently,
you missed the point of what I was
saying.
Okay. Well,
I would like to find Pierre Caudault
and try to talk to him,
so maybe you can endure it until
then.
You're here to ambush Pierre
Cadault?
So now we have a bad ballet
and an awkward encounter
with an overrated designer
to look forward to?
- Oh, my God, you are a snob.
- Uh… excuse me?
You really just don't like
to like anything, do you?
"Snob,"
But the truth is…
It's the ringarde …you need us.
from the marketing firm the other
day.
Without basic bitches like me,
you wouldn't be fashionable.
Emily from Savoir.
I can't believe it was Dan.
Excusez-moi, mademoiselle.
It's a private box.
- What?
- Gossip Girl.
I… I just came here
to apologize for the other day,
We watched the entire series
to find out…
for offending you, and…
and to let you know that…
It's Dan.
You're right. Mademoiselle, sorry.
I am a basic bitch with a bag charm. This box is only for VIP guests.
In fact, do… do you wanna know
It's fine. I don't belong here anyway.
why I got that bag charm?
You did go
Because my friends
to the ballet last night, didn't you?
and I were obsessed with Gossip Girl.
I, uh…
We all wanted to be Serena van der
Woodsen
I just got a call
in her gorgeous, crazy-expensive
from Pierre Cadault's office.
couture.

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- I'm so sorry.
- He wants to meet.

He insisted Gossip Girl be there.

I can only assume that's you.

- Oh. Well, that's… that's good, right?

- Mm.

I don't know how it happened.

I don't want to know.

But I need you to be…

…less.

How about you do you,

and I'll do me?

And how about a one-way ticket

back to Chicago?

Less. Got it.

A lot less.

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Emily.in.Paris.S01E07.WEBRip
A little retail therapy before work?
Unlike you, Emily,
I don't have much time for shopping.
And I'll be away next week.
Ooh! Is it a work trip?
Or a girls' trip?
Femme voyage?
No, actually,
it's a none-of-your-business trip.
Oh, we have those in America, too.
Well, you deserve a vacation.
And you can count on me
to make sure everything runs
smoothly
while you're gone.
Oh, I could help with
the Fourtier flagship party this week.
Oh no, no, no, no.
I don't need another problem right
now.
Well, given that there's
an American actress hosting the
event,
I just think that you should be
utilizing
the American in your office.
You really think you're up for the
task?
Absolutely.
Très bien, then you babysit the
actress,
but don't come to me
with any stupid questions.
If you're doing it,
you should be saving me time and
energy.
On it.
I have Brooklyn Clark's travel
itinerary
and her talking points for the party.
Sylvie says this is your problem now.
"Problem"? I love her.
I've seen all of her movies.
I can't believe
Sylvie's letting me do this.
She's in a good mood
because she's going on vacation.
Yes,
to St. Barts with Antoine.
- But you didn't hear it from me.
- I'm gonna pretend like I never
heard it.
Heard what?
Just that I'm running point
for Brooklyn Clark at the Fourtier
launch.
- Pfft.
- You're not a fan? She's a big movie
star.
Yeah, in America. In France, she is
so-so.
Her genre of movies
are seen as a little bit foolish.
Really? Why?
American romantic comedies,
they are so dishonest.
Here, we like more of a French
ending.
- Which is what?
- Tragic.
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More like life.
He dies or loses a limb.
Or she prefers to be a lesbian,
which happens.
Yeah, happy endings are very
American.
But they give you hope,
and the hero wins in the end.
Don't you want to see the hero win?
No, I want to see life,
the hero tortured for his love,
and the actress naked.
But don't you want to go
to the movies to escape life?
Thinking you can escape life
is your problem.
You can never escape life.
Never.
Welcome to the French ending.
- Bonjour. I'm here to see Brooklyn
Clark.
- We don't have anyone here by that
name.
- Really? I was told that she was here.
- No.
Uh, it's fine, Ratatouille. She's with
me.
Are you coming?
You have to use the alias.
I'm under Marie Curie.
Or Marie Callender.
Which one's pie?
I'm Emily Cooper from Savoir.
I'm such a huge fan of yours.
I wanted to tell you that now
in case I blurt it out
middle of a conversation.
You're so sweet.
Do you have any weed?
Um, not on me.
Actually,
marijuana is highly illegal in France.
Oh. I'm just kidding.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so I thought that we could go
over
the agenda for the Fourtier party.
Thank God.
First off, I have nothing to wear.
Uh, yeah. I can see that.
I mean, usually, I just, like,
unzip whatever they send to the
hotel,
which is how I ended up
in that atrocious romper at the
VMAs.
What? No, no,
you… you… you looked great.
I looked like a camel-toed toddler.
Well, um, I have a connection,
um, at Pierre Cadault.
Oh. Isn't he dead?
No, no. He's definitely alive.
Ah. I love that for him.
- Feels a little dusty for me, though.
- Uh, no, he's not dusty.
He's sophisticated, he's classic
and certainly never designed a
romper.
Yeah. I mean, I see your point.
Give me your phone, Bucket Hat.
Just text me the details tomorrow.
I'm free from three to five.
Oh, and don't tell my fat publicist.
I hate her.
Uh, great.
Okay, sounds like a plan.
Um, but, really,
about this Fourtier agenda…
I'm so sorry. Can you give me, like,
15?
I have to masturbate after a long
flight.
Kidding?
Okay, well, I'll… I'll just, like,
put this on the table,
then, for you. Okay.
Thanks. You're the best.
Oh, my God, I can't believe
you saw Maid of Dishonor's boobs.
- Wait, who?
- One of Brooklyn's most popular
movies.
You know, the one
about the widowed wedding cake
baker
who all the grooms fall in love with,
and then we find out
- that they're actually ghosts?
- Oh, yeah. That was stupid.
Uh, I cried.
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It was so sad. They were ghosts.
Hey, guys.
Hey!
- Mm!
- Tu travailles trop, chéri.
I know. I'm exhausted.
What are you guys talking about?
- Oh, Emily saw a movie star naked
today.
- Almost naked.
- Cool. Who?
- Brooklyn Clark.
She's hosting this party for Fourtier.
They're our client.
Actually, you guys should come.
It's gonna be super fancy,
and I control the guest list.
Ugh. Damn, I can't.
Nanny duties in Provence all
weekend.
Yeah, me too. I mean, I have to go
to Brussels and meet a collector.
But Gabriel is in town.
You should go, honey.
No pressure.
Oh, sure. Sounds fun.
And also, you need to celebrate.
- Can I tell them the news?
- Oh, there's nothing to tell.
Okay, Gabriel's boss has finally
agreed
to sell him the restaurant.
- What? Congratulations!
- Oh, my God! That's huge! Yay!
So he will be able to do everything
he wants to do with the place.
Except that's not
what's happening, Camille.
Uh, I can't afford it.
The down payment alone
is completely out of my reach.
Yeah, but my parents are happy
to loan him the money,
so it can work, actually.
I have to get back to the kitchen.
Is everything okay?
Yes, it's fine.
It's just, um,
Gabriel really wants to buy this
place,
and, um, getting help
is the only realistic way
it's going to happen.
I hear you,
but mixing family and money is
tricky.
I know firsthand.
Oh, I'm super rich.
No, really.
Oh, my God. Am I being that
annoying girlfriend just right now?
- No, no. Come on, no.
- No, you're being supportive.
Okay, you know what?
Maybe it's good for Gabriel and I
to have some time apart this
weekend.
Just make sure
he has a fun time at the party, okay?
I'll do my best.
Hate. Eh. Helen Mirren.
Yeast infection.
Studio 54. Oh…
This bitch is coming with me.
Follow me.
Oh, I don't need underwear
to try these on, right?
Brooklyn Clark?
Mathieu Cadault. Pleasure.
Well, you are every bit
as beautiful in person as in your
movies.
Really? Which one's your favorite?
Uh, uh,
The, uh, Beauty... Beaut... Love…
Love?
Busted.
You're not Brooklyn Clark?
Emily Cooper.
I work at Savoir,
the marketing agency Pierre hired.
My uncle may have jumped the gun.
He doesn't make those kinds of
decisions.
His name is on the door.
If he doesn't, then who does?
Me. I'm his head of business affairs.
Okay, my uncle,
like many brilliant artists,
can be a victim of his own whims.
I'm not sure we actually have a deal
here.
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Hmm. Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought that he wanted
to be relevant and sexy
and appeal to a young consumer.
My bad.
Emily, get in here!
I need a normal's opinion.
Be right there!
CELINE's been begging
for Brooklyn, but I steered her here.
Obviously a big mistake.
I'm so sorry
to have wasted everyone's time.
All right.
We'll give your company a one-
month trial
to create a social media presence for
us.
But, please, please, nothing cliché.
- My uncle is very particular.
- Oh, I know.
He chose me personally.
Hello?
One month.
And I want a memorable post
of Brooklyn in Pierre's dress.
You'll be getting all that and more.
Excuse me.
Brooklyn! Brooklyn!
Hmm. Very elegant.
She's wearing Pierre Cadault?
She is. And I made it happen.

We're going to cross-promote
on both brands' social accounts.
- Synergy!
- Put your hand down.
I don't plan to be around to find out.
Um… can I talk to you?
What is it?
So, this is America's sweetheart, huh?
Maybe she has jet lag?
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi.

I have Michel Antoine's here. It's two million dollars.

from Fourtier with the waiver.
Bonsoir.
Will you please sign this?
Can you believe it?
With his wife.
Your work is very glamorous.
Yes, they were on the guest list.
Do you have a problem with that? This event is.

Oh, it's all in French, Julien. Oh! I was really on edge about it, but so
far,
What am I signing? Then everything's okay? everything's going really well.

Yeah, they just need someone Didn't I tell you not to come Quick, put your arm around me.
from Savoir to sign the insurance to me with stupid questions?
waiver - What?
Just do your job, - Please. Now.
for the two million euro watch. Emily, please, mm-hmm?
You look stunning.
Okay. Yay! Whoo!
Oh, thank you.
- Mm-hmm. You good with the speech?
- And this one. - You remember Gabriel?
Be cool. The hottest guy - Of course. The chef from the
- Yep. at this party's walking over here. restaurant.
- Thank you. And this one.
- How's my tit game? Memorable night.
Hmm, wow. - What?
It was for me too.
I know. And the last one. Uh… strong.
- Oh, I'm in trouble here.
Whew. And okay. You made it. - Oh?

- Have a good evening. Yes, of course. My wife has her eye

- Merci beaucoup. on a very expensive watch.
- Gabriel, this is Brooklyn Clark.
- Oh, no. Look! - Enchanté. - Oh.
- Antoine! - She's discussing a discount with
Mm! Down, boy. Sylvie.
- Antoine!
- Antoine! Does he party? Antoine,
what do you think of the rose gold?
Antoine and his wife. Uh, how about you do the speech,
and we'll worry about the partying? Oh, it really compliments her skin.
Yes. I saw them.
- You sound just like Cankles. So kind,
Good evening and good luck. - Who's Cankles? but I'm really not sure I need it.

Wait. My fat publicist. Keep up. Oh, It's so beautiful.

Do you think Sylvie knows? No, she must have it.

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Catherine, you remember Emily
from Savoir?
Yes, of course I do.
Nice to see you again.
Antoine speaks so highly of you.
Oh, that's so nice to hear.
Oh!
Chef Gabriel!
Oh! Mm!
Unforgettable.
Oh, you all had dinner.
We were just entertaining a client.
His tartare de veau helped close the
deal.
We should come and have dinner
at your restaurant sometime.
Maybe after we get back.
Back from where, chérie?
Antoine thinks
he's so good at keeping secrets,
but his assistant accidentally copied
me
on an e-mail for the hotel booking.
You can stop pretending, chéri.
He's surprising me
with a trip to St. Barts next week.
Mm!
Merci beaucoup.
Fantastic. I hear it's very beautiful.
What a shame. Now the surprise is
spoiled.
One can never spoil St. Barts.
Have you ever been there, Sylvie?
Me? No, never.
Never, but I'm sure you two
will have a wonderful time.
Ex... Excuse me.
Uh, sorry.
Sylvie, are you okay?
I'm fine, Emily.
The event was a success,
and now the party's over.
Of course, but I know
that you were excited about that
trip.
I… I'm sorry.
You know nothing, Emily.
Bonsoir, Bucket Hat.
Brooklyn, wait. Stop! Where are you
going?
Text me!
Is everything okay?
No. No.
I just lost that crazy movie star
that I'm in charge of
and a two million euro watch!
And I'm gonna lose my job.
And I wish that I was wearing a
bucket hat
that I could just throw up in.
Why don't you call her driver?
Genius. Ha!
Okay.
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Hi, hi. Uh, bonsoir.
Um, it's Emily Cooper from Savoir.
Où are you going avec Brooklyn
Clark?
Pardon?
Non. A-attendez une minute là.
- Bonsoir. Non, elle m'a dit…
- I don't... He's speaking French to
me.
- …la boîte la plus cool que je
connais.
- Allô?
Oui.
Merci.
Okay. I know where they're going.
Oh, my God, you're here!
And you brought a snack.
Uh, do you have cash?
Brooklyn,
you can't just leave without telling
me.
I said bonsoir. That party was over.
Come on, girl, let me buy you a drink.
- You just said you didn't have any
money.
- Oh, right. He's buying.
Great. Okay.
Just one fun drink,
and then we have to get out of here.
Just one?
Honey, look around.
We didn't come here
to be who we are back home.
We came here
to lose ourselves and find adventure.

This isn't just a drink.
We're not just at a bar.
"We're on the precipice…
…of the rest of our lives."
- I can't believe you quoted your
movie.
- You quoted it too, babe.
Skol!
Skol!
God, I just live for trap music, you
know?
Totally.
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah.
I just took something to help me
relax.
You see? I'm relaxed
and horny!
Whoo!
I… I think she took Molly.
What?
I think she took Molly!
Oh, she did!
And now she gotta pee.
- She's fun.
- She's not supposed to be that fun.
She's voicing Mother Goose
in a Pixar movie!
Well, it's a good thing
no one's paying attention here.
Yeah. At home, she's the good girl,
but here…
In a club.
She can get away with everything.
Uh, it's more like a bar.
It's just Paris.
Uh, it's a restaurant.
It's not some alternate universe
where rules don't apply. Honestly, it's just a little loud.
Well, you don't come to Paris to be - Well then, put her on the phone!
good. - Uh…
Uh… She's in the bathroom right now, but,
um, I will have her call you back
- Um… ASAP.
- Uh…
- I beg your pardon? What?
I'm… uh, I'm sorry. I should... - Bye! Bye-bye!
I'm gonna... Um, I'm gonna ca... Hello? Bitch!
I'm gonna text Brooklyn, We have to find Brooklyn
and we should get out… get out of and get out of here, now!
here.
Brooklyn?
Oh, my…
Brooklyn?
Oh, my God! Um…
Oh! Um, sorry. You're not Brooklyn.
Ah! Hello? Hello?
She's not in the bathroom.
Miss Cooper?
The bartender hasn't seen her,
It's Michel from Fourtier, remember? and the bouncer has no idea who
she is.
Oh! Hi!
She's gone.
Hi, is everything okay?
I'm so screwed.
I think there was a
miscommunication. The only thing to do
is go back to the hotel and pray.
We needed the watch back
as soon as the party was over, Okay, so the Uber was two minutes
away,
which was over two hours ago. but now it's seven minutes away.
Oh, you did? I mean, how is that even possible?
Um, uh… Well, don't worry. Oh God! Now he's 12 minutes away!
The watch is with… is with Brooklyn, Why is he driving backwards?
and she's here with me.
Cancel it. I have a better idea.
And… And where is that?
Bonsoir. We need to be let up
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to Marie Curie's suite.
We have no such person.
Marie Callender?
- No.
- Marie Antoinette?
- No.
- Marie Osmond?
I'm sorry,
there's no one under any of those
names.
She must have changed her alias.
Come on, you know who we're
talking about!
Please lower your voice,
or I'll have to ask you to leave.
- Est-ce qu'on peut attendre au bar?
- Oui.
- What did you ask him?
- Come on, before they kick us out.
You have to stop beating yourself up.
She ran away, and you're here,
and you're going to fix it.
But I'm not this person.
I'm the girl who shows up,
not the girl who makes bad
decisions.
You're not the only one
making decisions here.
Well, I'm the only one
who's getting fired tomorrow.
Maybe losing your job wouldn't be
so bad.
Take a year to travel.
Eat good food.
Fall in love.
Gonna have to let me eat
for free at your restaurant.
I'm not gonna have a restaurant.
What about the loan from Camille's
family?
If I take money from them, they own
me.
I don't wanna be owned by anyone.
I…
Even if it means
putting my dreams on hold for
a while.
It's better than seeing them
go out the window.
Bonsoir.
Emily,
why are the Fourtier people
calling me at 2:00 a.m.
asking me about Brooklyn Clark
and a two million euro watch?
Sylvie, I am handling it.
Mm-hmm.
I see what you're handling.
Merde!
She ditched me at the club.
She was definitely on something,
and she changed her alias,
so I can't get to her room.
Bonsoir, mesdames.
We need to get into a room,
and I think you know which one.
It would be my pleasure to help you,
but as I've told your associate,
the privacy of our guests...
A girl could be dead in that room,
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and not just any girl, an American
girl.
A very famous American girl
with over 14 million Instagram
followers.
So how do you think
that would make you look?
That is quite a leap.
Yeah, but if it's correct,
you'll have a PR nightmare on your
hands.
Not just the hotel's hands, your
hands.
Is this job really that important to
you?
Are you willing to be destroyed over
this?
Follow me.
Hmm.
Mm.
I think I hear music.
Or voices. That's a good sign.
Should we knock?
Oh. Or not.
- Brooklyn!
- Brooklyn?
Oj, jävla skit!
- Where is the watch?
- Excuse me.
You can't just barge in here.
I'm calling my lawyer. This is beyond.
- Hallå, vad fan är detta som händer?
- Just stop talking.
Your voice is crazy.
- Oh, it's on the nightstand.
- Oh, let me do it.
I was gonna bring it back.
I wasn't gonna wait
all night for you to come.
Pfft. Unlike him.
- Hey, don't post my tits!
- I'm not.
- Bucket Hat, wait!
- Stop calling me Bucket Hat!
I'm sorry. I can't remember your
name.
Still friends?
Can I say how amazing that was?
You were a total badass,
not taking anybody's bullshit.
I'm… truly in awe.
Guess I just needed to vent.
Are you happy? With him?
Do you really believe
most people are happy all the time?
Course you do.
I don't know, I just think that…
you could have more.
You could have 100%
of somebody instead of...
I… I don't want 100% of anyone,
and I don't want anyone
to have 100% of me.
Even if you're committed or married,
that never happens anyway.
It's a… It's a fairy tale.
Bad movie.
Do you really believe that? Do you think
it's too risqué for Pierre Cadault?
You believe in happy endings, don't
you? Not according to Mathieu.
The knight on the white horse is He just DM'ed you.
gonna
come and save you from everything. Hmm. Turns out I was justrisqué
enough.
Oh, I see why you think the way you
do. Hmm.
- He's not my knight. Okay, I'm not gonna apologize again
- Mm-hmm. But he's here. for last night.
Good night, princess. Even though I'm very sorry.
I just wanted to make sure you got You know you're doing it now?
home.
I'm stopping.
Or, if you're hungry, Anyway, I was just thinking
to a little crepe stand in Montmartre.
that since you're free now…
It's the best place in the city what about a girls' trip this weekend?
to watch the sun come up.
St. Barts is a little outside my budget,
If you want. but maybe Disneyland Paris?
If I want? Of course I want. - Get out of my office.
- Okay. Yeah. Didn't think so.
But I also want more than that.
I'm not somebody who can share a
crepe.
I need the whole crepe.
- Emily...
- I don't think we should see each
other.
It's not good for any of us.
I was just offering you a ride home.
A sunrise.
Thank you again for your help.
Good night, Gabriel.
Almost 200,000 likes.
Not bad.
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Oh, no.
She knows, right?
Knows what, though?
I mean, what did you really do?
- I kissed him twice.
- First one doesn't count.
Well, the second one
more than made up for it.
- So don't do it again?
- It's not that easy.
Every time we're in the same room,
it's all we can think about.
It's like a fog sets in with him,
and neither of us can see straight.
You can't punish people
for their thoughts.
I'm from China. We've tried.
I think I should just move.
I feel so guilty. I like Camille so much.
If she knows, she probably just
wants
to get it out in the open.
Just go to lunch and maybe avoid
anywhere
with steak knives.
- What?
- Sushi's safe.
Or anywhere that's Asian.
Although if she's mad,
a chopstick can puncture skin.
- Don't ask how I know that.
- Can we hang this weekend?
- I need to not be home.
- Ugh.
My friend Li
and her five bridesmaids are in town.
- Wedding dress shopping.
- That sounds fun.
Yeah, um…
Wait, why won't a weekend
with your friends be fun?
They're always fun,
but their heads would explode
if they knew I was a nanny.
They're your friends.
I'm sure they'll understand.
Maybe you should just tell them.
Maybe you should just tell Camille
you're obsessed with her boyfriend.
Sorry.
We're going clubbing tonight.
Please come.
I need a witness to my fake life.
Well, text me details for tonight.
I have to plan lunch with my
executioner.
I have
something a bit awkward to ask you.
- I talked to Gabriel about it.
- Oh, well, what did he say?
- He said I shouldn't bring it up.
- Well then, maybe you shouldn't.
Well, I need you to be honest.
Okay. Uh, just say
whatever it is that you need to.
Would Savoir be interested in taking
on
my family's champagne house as a
client?
I know we're probably smaller
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than your usual clients, but...
Oh, my God!
Yes! Of course!
Yes! So, my brother and I finally got
Maman to meet with a firm.
But it's her family's company,
so she's so protective.
- But since we're friends…
- We are. We are.
We… We're… We're totally friends.
So come to the château
with me this weekend.
I'd love her to meet you
and hear any ideas you have.
Otherwise,
I will have to drive down all alone.
Oh. Gabriel's not coming with you?
No, he has to work.
And also, he's still upset
that I asked Maman
for the loan of his restaurant.
I… I thought that he didn't want you
to.
He never wants help,
especially when he needs it.
He's stubborn.
I mean, I… I do get it.
He wants to build something of his
own.
Just don't let me talk
about him all weekend.
To the château. You will come, yes?
Okay, yeah. I… I…
I can pitch it to Savoir this afternoon.
Fantastic!
Santé.
Never heard of them.
Can they afford us?
What was their revenue last year?
I'm not sure.
The market is very saturated.
- What's the brand identity?
- I… I don't know.
Do you know anything about them?
My friend's parents own it,
and she asked me
to consider them as a client.
How are you friends
with a champagne heiress?
She's dating my friend, my neighbor.
Oh, the one you went home with
from the Fourtier party.
I didn't go home with him.
The chef from the Zimmer dinner.
- Ah, Emily's boyfriend, no?
- Nah, she just has a crush on him.
- I didn't say that.
- You didn't have to.
So now you're going home
with his girlfriend to meet her family?
I'm just meeting with a potential
client.
Bullshit.
I can tell her Savoir isn't interested.
You'll let your sex life
determine business decisions?
We never had sex!
You know what she hasn't told me?
Well, maybe, you should. You're so
tense. Anything about her life in Paris.
Plane! Club! Another club! Another Okay, yeah.
club!
Yeah.
Bus! Another club!
- Oh! Um, are we getting more
No sleep! champagne?
- We are!
Drink, bitch!
Excuse me!
Ooh, your friends are wild!
I will serve.
Maybe too wild.
Here, you should drink some more Wait, we don't get to drink it?
water.
- That's so expensive.
Water? Oh, we're in Paris, bitch. - Relax, they'll buy more.
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Drink, bitch!
Oh, Shay. Okay, okay. I overpacked.
Well, I guess you'll get to know Shay I've only been to one winery in
a little bit more later. Wisconsin,
and it had a paintball course.
But this is Li.
I wasn't sure about the dress code.
I cannot believe I wanted to look professional but
you came all the way to Paris. casual.
Well, you wouldn't come to You're not going on a business trip.
Shanghai, You're coming home with a
so we've had to bring Shanghai to girlfriend.
you.
We can all squeeze in front.
Em, this is Li, the bride.
"We all"?
The bride and her best friend.
Oh! Uh…
Oh, Li.
Gabriel's coming. Yay.
- Li.
- Li. - He finally got a weekend off.
- Hi. Haven't seen you in a while.
Right. Oh, no,
she's told me so much about you. Squeeze in. It will be tight,
Too much, in fact. I feel like I know but it's only for a few hours.
you.
- Um…
That's so nice to hear. - Uh, you…
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Yeah, okay. Okay.
Everybody okay?
- I'm fine.
- Totally great.
My butt's asleep,
and I can't feel anything.
So what else should I know?
Why didn't your mom like the other
firms?
She hates outsiders.
That's not true.
She's going to love you.
And so is my brother.
What are you doing?
Ignore him.
My brother's finishing business
school.
Maman wants us
to take over the vineyard one day.
He might join us this weekend.
I think you will like him.
Oh, yeah, did you get Maman's
approval?
- Will she allow it?
- She tried to fund your restaurant.
You wouldn't allow it,
so be nice to her this weekend.
They adore him, Emily. You will see.
Oh, yeah. You will see.
Flowers go next door,
please, Isabelle. Oh, my darling!
- Ça va?
- Bien, et toi?
- Oui. Ça va.
- Hello!
- So you must be Emily?
- Bonjour.
- Thank you so much for having me.
- Yes. Ça va, Gabriel?
- Ça va.
- Bon.
I didn't go to the market.
Too much to do. So you'll go.
Allez, viens chérie.
Of course.
Oh, the château is so beautiful!
I'd love a tour.
We don't give tours of the château.
We live here.
It's an American custom
to show off your home to visitors.
Really? Does she want to see our
bins too?
If you'd like
a vineyard tour, there's one in 30.
Just follow the road signs.
I want
to show you something in the office.
Did I just catch "bureau"?
Does your mother wanna talk
business now?
Oh, no, we have
all weekend for that. Don't worry.
Um, show her around. Maybe the
pool?
Yeah.
Come on. I'll take you.
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Oh, I can find it.
Bonjour.
You must be Emily.
Oh, my God. Um… hi.
I forgot you don't speak French.
Uh…
My name is Gérard.
The champagne father.
Le champère.
You see?
Because in French, "père" means...
Father! Yep, I got it.
Uh, I remember that one.
- May I offer you a glass?
- No! No, uh, I… I mean, no, merci.
Um, I'm just looking for my room.
Oh, okay! Of course!
- I'm gonna show you.
- I'll just give you a minute. Okay?
So did you meet Gérard?
Yeah. Thanks for the heads-up.
Gabriel!
- Gérard!
- Bienvenue.
Can I get you a glass?
Maybe when I return.
Louise is sending us to the market.
You are seducing us with another
of your delicious meals, eh?
Emily,
have you tasted this man's coq au
vin?

I definitely have not.
I tell you, when it hit my lips,
I was ready to propose to him.
Um, we should get going to the
market.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.
Do as my wife says. She's in charge.
Take the bikes!
It's a beautiful day for a ride.
- Great.
- Great.
I think I'm gonna go on the tour.
- Sample some product.
- There's plenty of champagne in the
house.
We can have a glass before we go.
I want the full experience.
I came here to work.
You're not coming with me?
On a romantic bike ride
to a picturesque country market?
Great idea.
Why don't we just do it in the barn?
They don't have a barn here.
The wine cellar is pretty nice,
though.
I'm joking.
I'm not laughing.
You've been avoiding me for a week,
and now this. It's just a farmers
market.
You think we cannot keep
our hands off each other for an hour?
I like the odds
when my hands are somewhere else.
I think you're overreacting.
We can be friends.
I feel we've made it pretty clear
we can't just be friends.
- But we live on top of each other.
- You're proving my point.
So what? We just stop speaking?
What do we tell Camille?
We don't tell Camille anything.
We just have to be friendly.
- But not friends?
- Yes.
Can you make me a list of rules?
'Cause it's a little complicated.
Okay, fine. I'll make it easy.
You go to the market, I'll go on the
tour,
and everybody
keeps their hands to themselves.
…and that brings us
to the subtler step
in the whole process, le remuage.
Each bottle is turned
a tiny bit each day, like this,
to collect,
in the neck, the dead yeast cells.
A professional remueur
can handle tens of thousands of
bottles
in a single day.
It is a delicate and precise skill.
Who wants to try?
Mademoiselle, how about you?
What? Me? No. No, no, no, merci.
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And an American, too. Perfect.
Come.
Don't worry, I won't embarrass you
in front of the British.
Just kidding.
Everybody take a rack, please.
So we'll make a game,
and the first one to turn all the
bottles
one-quarter turn wins.
Are you ready?
Ready, set, go!
- Done!
- Ah! Congratulations, American.
You just won the first taste.
Everybody will have one, of course.
And…
…to the Queen of Remueurs!
A la reine des remueurs!
You're just supposed to taste it, dear.
- Oh, whoops.
- No, it's okay.
We'll continue
to the tasting room, please.
This way.
Sorry.
No, you paid for the tour.
Actually, I didn't.
My friend's family owns the place.
- Oh, you're my sister's friend?
- Emily.
You're Camille's brother.
Ouais. I am Timothée.

So you're gonna run all this one day?
Maybe someday, yes.
I've been working weekends here
since I finished collège.
Looks like it's gonna be in good
hands.
Not fast hands, but...
Okay, I see.
Oh, please, have more.
You know, the bottle costs
just the same whether you drink it
or not.
And if you'd like a refill at any time,
just tap me on the shoulder.
Et voilà.
It was a good day at the market.
- Ooh.
- Wow. It looks spectacular, mon
amour.
Emily, you must taste his aubergine.
"Aubergine"?
Uh, my eggplant.
Oh, um, I'm allergic,
so probably best not.
Beautiful job, Gabriel.
Oh, thank you. Bon appétit,
everyone.
- Mm!
- Mm!
Wow! This… This chicken is...
I told you. His coq is the best.
It… It really is delicious.
Mm! It's so juicy. Oh, rules are good.
Well, I like rules.
since you didn't get to try my
eggplant, They force us to behave.
at least you're enjoying my coq. To rules!
Oh, I'm gonna have some more Sure. Yeah. To rules.
champagne.
To rules.
Gérard, serve her.
- Gabriel, dinner is amazing.
I can pour it. It's fine. - Agreed.
Women are not supposed He really should have
to touch the bottle at the dinner his own restaurant, shouldn't he?
table.
- Maman.
I know, it's silly… - Well, that's, uh, the goal, someday.
And it's old-fashioned, Of course. Just not with our help.
but so is my mother.
It was a very generous offer,
Just tap my foot but one I can't accept.
under the table when you'd like a
refill. Gabriel…
- How was the tour, dear? When a woman wants
- Fine. to take care of you, you let her.
We went through Look at me. Have you met a happier
more product than usual, though. man?
The guests were very thirsty today. I have to, um, take in the soufflé.
Louise, your champagne is so Excuse me.
special.
Just let him be.
I'm glad I got to really appreciate it.
Okay! Okay.
- Good.
- Yes, she certainly appreciated it. Uh, Timothée,
would you mind getting a picture of
The point is us?
that I have some marketing
strategies Drinking champagne in Champagne.
that I would love to discuss. I thought the itinerary said
we were doing The Peninsula
The other thing we don't do tonight?
at the dinner table is talk business.
Well, change of plans.
Maman has so many rules. There's a performer we have to see.
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It's kind of the reason we came to
Paris.
And now, on our legendary stage,
we have a special guest.
A fallen idol from Shanghai
who has come to Paris
to rise from the ashes.
Li, I would love to,
but I… I haven't sung in forever.
I… I've been so busy
with business school...
Oh, my God,
we know you're not in business
school.
- And we know that you're a nanny.
- Mm-hmm.
And that your parents cut you off.
Uh… why didn't you say anything?
Bitch, why didn't you say anything?
I don't know. I guess
I thought you wouldn't understand.
Mindy, the only thing I don't
understand
is why you are in Paris and not
singing.
Well, I...
You've been wanting to be a singer
since we were kids.
- Li, I would love to...
- Good!
Because Shay paid
a ton of money for the stage time.
- What?
- Yeah, you'll thank me later.
Well, um, what song?
You know what song. Should we run away?
No. No. No! That's always a bad idea.
I butchered that on Popstar. I'm not...
No? You ran away from home.
Then do it right this time.
Now you live in Paris.
- Go!
- Please welcome, Mindy Chen. - Not too bad.
- I didn't run away.
Plane! Plane!
Club! Another club! Another club! I moved here for work.
Bus! Another club! No sleep! Sing, Oh. So they forced you
bitch!
to come to a country
Bonsoir. where you don't speak the language.
Ooh. That's a bad idea.
No, No, I wanted to come,
I actually really don't wanna…
but I wasn't running.
You can do it, Mindy!
I had a nice job, a nice boyfriend,
Oh, God!
nice friends.
To Mindy!
It was…
…you're ruining
- Oh, my God, I ran away.
my relationship with Gabriel.
- Yes. It sounds so nice.
Mom, I'm fed up of you
It was,
always trying to control everything!
but everything was already laid out.
He's crazy to refuse the money.
I mean,
It's nonsense!
there were no decisions left to make,
Oh, God!
even wrong ones.
I wondered where you were hiding. I always knew what was gonna
happen.
Not hiding, just couldn't sleep.
And now?
Ah. Because you heard
And now I know nothing.
everyone fighting in their rooms?
Everything is new
Would you like a coupe?
Okay, maybe I'm hiding. and confusing and,
honestly, kind of scary.
A little.
Yes, but you love it, no?
I have a motorbike.
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Oh, slower. Oh, Timothée? He's 17. is my son a good lover?
You're supposed to savor it.
But… But… I worry for my children's future.
Okay.
But he said It's a mother's job.
Let me try again. that he finished collège, and...
And my little boy...
I thought that champagne How could a 17-year-old be out of
was supposed to be served in a flute. college? Oh, my God.
Please tell me this wasn't his first
Yeah, flutes are a more practical You're thinking of "université." time.
choice.
In France, it's, Oh, dear, did it seem that way?
But coupes are sexier. how do you say, "junior high."
What? No. No, no, no.
They were modeled That is needlessly confusing!
after Marie Antoinette's breasts. He was gentle and… and sweet.
Bonjour, mon américaine.
They are the ideal size and shape Wait.
Mm. Oh.
to deliver pleasure. I'm sorry, um…
Sorry for that. I bite too hard. How much detail are you looking for
Slower, slower, here?
you're supposed to savor it. Oh, my God.
His father
Oh, shit. You said you wanted me finally passed down something
to meet your brother. Okay? helpful.
Hey!
And I didn't know he was... My husband is a fantastic lover,
- Emily! I was drinking a lot of champagne.
- Ah. but beyond that, he is as useless
Emily, come with me.
- Bonjour. as this surplus of grapes.
- Mwah. Mwah Oh, shit.
Thank you, Emily.
This is Théo. I didn't know.
I will call you a car
Nice to meet you, Emily. I need you to be honest with me. to the train station.

Camille told me - You and my son... I imagine you wanna run away
wonderful things about you. - I had no idea how young he was. from this bomb you exploded.

Oh, do you work for the company? Camille told me Uh, hold on.
that she wanted me to meet her
Oh, no, he's, uh, brother. I came down here to pitch
the brother I talked to you about. you Savoir,
And… And he was such an expert
Um… and you've dodged me all weekend.
about champagne.
But… But I thought Okay.
that I met your brother yesterday Stop talking, please.
at the, I don't care about any of that. - You know about the surplus.
- Mm-hmm.
uh, on the tour and at dinner? I need to know,
We need to find new buyers

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 now that we're working together...
or else pour it all
down the drain. No, Emily, it's really fine.
I can't control who you get into bed
How do we do that? with.

That's how. - Is this gonna be weird?

- No, we're all adults.
A bottle to sip and a bottle to spray.
Except for Timothée.
You make the same amount
whether or not they drink it, yes? Oh, grow up!

We could make your brand But I'm already

far too old for your tastes.
the official spray of Paris.
Um…
Or anywhere, really.

I can hear my grandmother

rising from her grave to strangle me.

Um, you're worried about legacy.

Understood. That's your job.

How about we create

a second label for the spray
campaign?

But what to call something so

useless?

What about "Champère"?

I'll consider it.

Maman said
she was really impressed

with your presentation.

Oh, the whole family was impressed.

Camille, I'm so embarrassed.

Don't be.

I knew we'd get you

into the family one way or another.

I just didn't know it would be so

quick.

I promise,

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Emily.in.Paris.S01E09.WEBRip
The Cubs have done it!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- So that's your plan for her
champagne?
- Yep.
I shipped a box of Champère
to my favorite bar in Chicago,
and people went bananas.
Like apes.
We market Champère as a spray.
Champagne showers don't just have
to be
for pro athletes after a big win.
They can be for everyone.
We're making extravagance
accessible.
And very American,
to be so wasteful.
Actually, the tradition began in
France
with Formula 1 drivers in the '60s.
But now we use it to make bikinis
wet.
Well, thank you, Luc.
So when do we meet these clients?
Well, Camille invited us to an art
opening
at her gallery in the Marais tonight,
and there will be lots of champagne.
I'll wear a raincoat.
Well, um…
Sylvie, Antoine called again.
Unavailable.
I think he's calling
about the scent for the Zimmer
hotel.
Unavailable!
Oh, and, uh, Judith Robertson
from the American Friends
of the Louvre called for you.
For me? Any idea what she wants?
A new friend, I suppose.
Thank you so much for meeting me,
hon.
Hey, are you familiar
with the American Friends of the
Louvre?
Googled it.
But to be honest,
it's just so nice to sit down
with an American friend of anything.
Oh, don't I know.
Sometimes
I just long to hear that r sound.
Oh, I know.
It's like the French r can't be
bothered
to come out of their mouths.
Try having a name like Robertson.
Every French person
dry heaves just trying to pronounce
it.
Judith Robertson.
My name sounds like an airline.
Emily Coop-air. Fly me.
Well, that's the price we pay.
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I'll get down to brass tacks.
I know that you work for Pierre
Cadault.
I've been following you on Insta.
Do you think
that Pierre would donate a dress
to be auctioned for the AFL?
Well, first of all, Pierre is wonderful
and… and very charitable,
but, um, well,
he's also very particular about his
image.
Oh, of course.
I mean, it's gonna be a big to-do.
It'll be a whole lot of press coverage.
Well, wow.
Um, from a marketing point of view,
I don't see how that couldn't be
good
for his brand, so I'll definitely ask
him.
Très bien.
Let's order.
Oh. It's all in English.
Oh, honey, this is Ralph Lauren's
place.
They're not even allowed
to speak French here.
What a relief.
Look, a cheeseburger.
Ooh. Do you mind? It just looks so
good.
Okay.
The irony of how a french fry
can make you feel so at home. honoring us with his presence. What's going on between you two?

Mm! Emily asked me to meet her here. - Who?

- You and Mathieu.
- Emily from Savoir, how are you? She can't stop working, can she?
- I am good, thanks, Mathieu. - What? Nothing.
So, guys, let's see some art. - Don't you see the way he looks at
I was wondering you?
if I could come by the atelier Please.
He's a client.
to discuss something with you and Follow me.
Pierre. Who cares if he's a client?
So this is a new artist He's, um, handsome, wealthy,
He's working nonstop we just signed.
with Fashion Week so close. and he's the heir of Pierre Cadault.
- Hmm. Interesting.
But I can meet you - I find this very sexual. - How do you know all this?
for a drink tonight, if you'd like. - How do you not?
- Really?
Oh, I'm going - Yeah, he's right. I mean, he's in Voici and Paris Match
to a gallery opening with some all the time dating some celebrities.
friends. The artist told me
this piece was, uh, Ugh. God, really?
Text me the address,
and I'll see you there. all about her last love affair, so… Yes, Emily. He's perfect for you.

I'm so excited to meet Of course. Look at this slit. Oh, because he's rich
this scary boss you always talk about. and he dates celebrities?
Obviously, it represents her vagina.
Oh, I've met her. She's not so bad. Because he's successful,
And the four colors chosen and he's got his life on track.
Ooh, she scares most French people.
were very intentional. A track paved with money
There she is. he hasn't had to work for.
Sylvie, Luc! You came. Red is blood. The yellow is urine.
Oh mon Dieu, Gabriel.
- This is Camille. And… and so on. Struggling isn't the only way.
- Oh!
So what does the white represent? Guys, this conversation
- Enchantée. Very nice to meet you. is ridiculous.
- Enchantée. She's been pitching
an entire beverage campaign - He's a client, not a boyfriend.
- A pleasure. - Mm-hmm.
- Ah, thank you. based on ejaculation,
and she doesn't know what the Lovely gallery, but I'd better
Yeah, we are really looking forward white is. get out of here before I buy
to representing your family's something.
champagne. It's the spray, Emily.
Shall we have dinner?
Emily. Oh, Mathieu,
I'm so honored to work with Pierre. Uh, there is a wonderful bistro
Hi. just around the corner.
Please tell me everything
Oh, Mathieu Cadault, about his new collection. Anywhere quiet

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where we can discuss business is
good. - How long have you worked Oh, thank you. I really appreciate it.
together?
Mm. - Since university. - All right.
- Okay, well, I should be heading
Mm, this is so good. But I moved in with him home.
in London when I was 13.
It's my favorite crepe stand in Paris. All right. Well, good night, Emily.
It wasn't the most stable childhood.
It's funny - We'll talk soon.
how every culture has its pancake. But every day was something new. - Yep. Bye.

Uh…
You can't compare
our crepes to your pancakes.
I mean, no contest. We win.
- Well, you haven't tried mine.
- You'll have to make them for me
sometime.
Oh, look, I've read about this.
It's Grey Space, the designers.
They're releasing this
limited edition hoodie. It's 900
euros.
Oh,
the streetwear guys from the States.
- They have a show at Fashion Week?
- Yeah.
And they're doing this whole thing,
not releasing the location of their
show,
and, of course,
it's making everyone wanna go.
- They're good at getting noticed.
- I can see that.
So, um,
how's Pierre's collection coming
along?
Hmm, it's always
a challenging time of year,
but at this point,
I know how to manage the moods.
- You and I are so different.
- Oh, is that so?
Yeah, I grew up in the suburbs,
in the same town as my parents,
and went to high school
where my mom was the math
teacher.
Every day was the same.
I didn't get on a plane until I was 12
and hadn't been to Europe until now.
Ugh, God,
you must think that I am so boring.
Oh, I'm not bored at all. Are you?
- No.
- Ah.
Okay, so,
the American Friends of the Louvre
are hosting this big charity event
and asked if Pierre would donate a
dress.
Oh. Is that how it works?
We pay you,
and you come in and ask for favors?
Oh, all right.
Come by the atelier tomorrow,
and we'll see
if there's a dress that works.
That was strange to see you last
night
with Mathieu Cadault.
Why?
Well, if I recall,
your corporate commandments
were very specific
about not mixing business with
pleasure.
We were just meeting
at the gallery to discuss Pierre.
He's donating a dress to the AFL
auction.
- AFL?
- American Friends of the Louvre.
Oh, God, the last thing the Louvre
needs
is more friends from America.
It's gonna be a big event.
There'll be a lot of press.
We're all invited.
Sylvie, this just arrived for you.
Send it back.
What was that about?
Antoine.
- Ooh, can you translate this? I
don't...
- It's a cliché in any language.

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He wants her back, and she is…
Unavailable.
Did they break up? Can they break
up?
Open it.
- No.
- What's going on?
Antoine sent a gift to Sylvie,
and she won't open it.
Ah, give it to me.
Luc, what are you doing?
Wow.
Mm! Beautiful earrings.
Nah, not for the ear.
For the nipple.
What? No.
No. No! No.
You think you know Sylvie, yeah?
But, no, but… but those
are really earrings, though, right?
Hi, Judith.
What a great turnout.
Oh, yes, ma'am.
We have a lot of Louvre lovers here.
And they're all gonna have
their eyes on that Pierre Cadault.
Oh, Sylvie, this is Judith Robertson.
Judith, this is Sylvie Grateau, my
boss.
Enchantée, Judith.
Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Sylvie.
Thank you so much for lending us
this one.
Oh, well, you can have her
for your permanent collection.
Why are there exterminators here?
Oh, it's Paris,
there's always a rat somewhere.
No, they're not exterminators.
They're a designer duo called Grey
Space.
- American and very avant-garde.
- Oh.
That's another word for ugly.
I'll leave you two.
You know, I am usually the one
that sticks out like a sore thumb
here.
I always go to the market in my yoga
pants
and my favorite Cowboys sweatshirt,
but, honey, this look takes the cake!
- Well, thank you.
- Let me guess. Ghostbusters?
- Oof.
- No, workwear. It's our spring
collection.
- Well, I think it's cute.
- Oh. Is this your event?
Well, it wouldn't have happened
without this lady.
Honey, she has hooked us up
with the pièce de résistance.
Pierre Cadault. That's why we're
here.
Oh, cool. I work
for the firm that reps Pierre.
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Have you guys
ever considered taking on a team?
You're growing so fast, I imagine
you're not as hands-on as you'd like.
Well, we do our marketing in-house.
And we manage
to stay pretty hands-on, but thanks.
Oh, damn, we have a problem.
- Oh, what… what is it?
- There are thunderstorms in Dallas.
Why is that a problem?
Well, Amanda and Frank Carrouth's
plane
got delayed.
She was supposed to wear the dress,
and her oil-billionaire husband
promised he'd bid on it.
Oh, merde.
- Well, that doesn't sound too good.
- Oh, no, everything's fine.
We just kind of lost our model.
- Oh, Judith, this is Mathieu Cadault.
- Oh, I know who he is. Pleasure, hon.
Likewise.
Oh, you must have
a dozen models on speed dial
we could ask for a last-minute favor.
What's going on?
We need someone
to wear Pierre's dress for the
auction.
I have the perfect person.
And now we're going to sell
a private tour of Château Margaux.

And I'll begin with 5,000 euros.
5,000, on my left, at 5,000.
7,000. Thank you, madam.
At 8,000. It's against you, madam,
now.
8,000 euros, last chance.
I shall sell it now
for 8,000 euros.
Sold! Thank you so much.
And now, we're going to come
to the last lot of this evening's
auction.
We are going to sell a dress
made by the great, great Pierre
Cadault,
who happens to be here tonight.
Emily.
She looks beautiful, doesn't she?
Of course she does.
She's wearing Pierre Cadault.
Oh, honey, Amanda Carrouth
could have never squeezed into that
dress.
Who?
And we will start the bidding
at 10,000 euros.
10,000.
Yes, 10,000 euros. 10,000.
12,000.14,000.16,000.
18,000.18,000.20,000.
New bidder at 22,000 euros.
- At 22,000.
- That's bizarre. I wish I could.
- Those designers are bidding on my Me too.
dress.
- You should feel flattered. They're Well, thanks for checking in on me.
fans.
Of course. I, um…
Oh, my God, and they're driving it
up. I hope the rest of your day
doesn't make the news.
It's at 35,000! Oh, man!
Oh.
I am getting goosebumps. Feel.
You guys just kiss so much here.
Oh, I trust you.
Ugh.
It's your bid, sir.
This is bad.
At 38,000 euros.
Nothing I've read has been negative
Sold! towards Pierre.
Thank you very much. They're all saying the same thing,
that it's the old guard versus the
Congratulations! new.
Congratulations, guys. I'm so excited. Oh, 'cause you think
being referred to as "old" is positive?
What have they done to my dress?
Well, there is a way to spin this.
Publicity stunt.
Pierre's account had a ton
Hey. Um… of new follower notifications today,
I went to the market earlier this and we've already acquired
morning,
and I always grab a paper. 100,000 of Grey Space's
7.2 million followers overnight.
Oh, God, is there no other news?
Pierre's part of the conversation
Seems like it was a pretty big deal. more than ever.
Do you want me But what is the conversation?
to translate the article for you?
If we lose this client,
No, I lived it. even Chicago will want to get rid of
you.
I really,
really don't wanna go into work Hey, guys.
today.
Remember me?
Don't. Skip a day. The person you covered in paint
yesterday?
Stay here.
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The girl in the dress.
We'd hoped
you'd see that as performance art.
I mean, that was the intention.
Oh, yeah.
No, it felt more like I was being
punked
by a couple of jackasses.
- We're sorry.
- We really are fans of Pierre's.
I don't think he sees it like that,
but there is something
you can do to change his mind.
Entrez.
How are you? Come in. Sit.
Alexa, vous arrêtez!
I'm so sorry
for what happened at the auction,
Pierre.
You do not need to apologize.
We both took it in the face last night.
Would you like a crème brûlée?
Ah, oh, no. No, thank you.
No, no, not to eat.
You just, uh…
Try it.
It's very satisfying.
Oh.
That's fun.
Um, but…
but what I think might actually help
us
is… is if we shift our perspective.
Emily, I know why this happened.
I used to see my clothes
on the most beautiful women in
Paris,
and now I dress old ladies.
And they're all dying.
My audience
is getting smaller and smaller.
- That's why they mock me.
- That's the thing.
They're not mocking you.
They're celebrating you.
- Voilà!
- Why is my logo on that piece of shit?
It's a collaboration.
Grey Space wants to do a sweatshirt
with your logo on it.
They wanna take Pierre Cadault
into the world of streetwear.
Well, he doesn't want to go.
Pierre, I'm telling you,
everyone will want this hoodie.
Who is everyone?
I don't even understand this.
Grey Space think of fashion as a
concept.
The idea that who we are
is constantly evolving.
So they take something that already
exists
and they add to it.
And people like them
because they don't follow the rules.
They're fearless, and they're taking
down
the barriers to fashion.
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Fearless is starting from zero
and making something that is all
your own.
Fashion is not about a concept.
It's about looking beautiful.
Any woman who wears this looks
awful.
The world's gone crazy.
Huh!
This is the revenge of la ringarde.
Fashion respects the people who
wear it.
This is disrespectful!
You are completely right.
And I should not be here,
telling you what fashion is.
But… But Grey Space admire your
work.
They wish that they could do what
you do.
You are the original.
Maybe I've been
a copy of myself for too long.
And now…
I find myself at my darkest hour.
You may go.
How did it go?
I think I made it worse.
He said he was at his darkest hour.
Oh, my God, the man thinks he's
Churchill.
I'm so sorry, Mathieu. What can I do?

Hey.

Do you know what the French do

when things are at their darkest?

When the bombs were falling

during World War II, know what
they did?

Hid?

I'm not sure I'm that French.

Yet.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I still have a fashion show to
produce.

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Emily.in.Paris.S01E10.WEBRip
I love fashion,
but God, I hate Paris Fashion Week.
- We haven't ordered yet!
- I'm not loving it either.
Pierre Cadault is still spiraling.
He won't let us into the atelier.
How do I promote a show
if I can't see the clothes?
Ugh. I'm sorry, Em.
Do you wanna hear some good work
news?
Mm. Please.
Remember the drag club I sang at?
- Mm-hmm.
- They offered me a job emceeing.
It's just two nights a week,
but they want me to sing.
Mindy, that's fantastic!
Wait, they know
that you're not a drag queen, right?
I mean, I think so.
I'm kidding.
I just need the Duponts
to give me the nights off,
but I can't tell them why.
They're so conservative.
Oh. Sorry, it's Mathieu Cadault.
Hope this means
it's good news about Pierre.
Uh, I hope this means
you're gonna kiss him again.
- I tell you too much.
- I love it. Wait, are you leaving?
I'm still sitting here!
You said a drink.
And I meant it.
Oh!
So is a boat ride on the Seine
your go-to move to impress a girl?
I get on the boat
whenever I have a problem.
It gives me a fresh perspective.
What's the problem? Is it Pierre?
He's still reeling from Grey Space.
He won't show me
or anyone the new collection.
You haven't seen it yet either?
But the show's in three days!
- Ugh! Oh, my God, this is all my fault!
- Hey. He's being dramatic. That's his
job.
- Come, I wanna show you
something.
- What?
My actual go-to move to impress a
girl.
Wow.
Okay, I can see why this is your move.
Is it working?
I can't believe you live here.
This view is so beautiful.
I couldn't agree more.
Sorry.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- No.
Ah, mais oui. Mais oui. Sorry.
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What is it?
It's the landline.
Nobody has the number except for
Pierre.
- Excuse me. Sorry, sorry.
- No, no. Of… Of course.
Allô?
What? No. I'm on my way.
I'm on my way. Don't move. I'm on
my way.
What happened?
He wants to cancel his show
at the Fashion Week.
- What? Oh, my God!
- I have to go down there.
Hopefully, I can talk him out of it.
I'll call you when I know more?
To be continued?
Lock up on your way out, please.
Well, yes. It's gonna be perfect
at the front row of Pierre Cadault's.
Thank you. Merci.
Oh, Emily. Bonjour.
I'm so glad to see you.
- You are?
- Yes.
I got your e-mail with the list
of influencers to invite to Pierre's
show,
and I agree it's time to shake things
up.
- Yes, um, about that. I...
- Ladies.
Bonjour. Sylvie.

Could I see you privately? Please?
- Good. Everyone's here?
- Yes.
Okay.
We can begin.
Hey, your new account manager
says
it's time to start the meeting.
Just one minute.
The Zimmer Paris will open
in just two weeks,
and with it, the Maison Lavaux
boutique,
featuring the hotel's signature scent.
Are we ever going to talk?
We're talking now.
Listen to Luc. He's very talented.
Emily? Could we
pay attention to the presentation?
S'il vous plaît.
Oh, my God.
Excuse me. I am speaking.
No, this is an emergency.
Women's Wear Daily just tweeted
that Pierre Cadault is canceling his
show!
What? No, that's not possible.
Are you sure? Last night,
Matt said he could talk him out of it.
"Matt"?
What were you doing
with Mathieu Cadault last night?
Why didn't you tell me this
the moment you found out?
Is that Matt? Give me the phone.
Oh, God.
- Allô? Mathieu?
- Sylvie! Please wait.
You will never believe this.
- Pierre forfeited the venue.
- Et pourquoi?
The new collection's ready.
He won't show it.
We tried a run-through this morning,
and he just screamed,
"Ringarde! Ringarde!"
At every single piece.
Ringarde?
Okay, well,
please tell me if there's any change,
and take good care of your
uncle, Mathieu.
Do you have any idea
of what you have done?
Me?
You convinced Pierre
to donate a dress that got destroyed,
which shook his confidence so badly
that now he won't show
at Paris Fashion Week
for the first time in three decades.
And if that wasn't enough,
you slept with his nephew, Matt.
That last part isn't exactly true.
So now we have a fashion designer
without a fashion show,
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which is almost as meaningless
as an American who doesn't speak
French
at a Parisian marketing firm.
Sylvie, let me just talk to him.
You are fired.
Get out of my office.
Clear out your desk.
Don't show your face here ever
again.
Are you okay?
No.
Sylvie just fired me.
Oh, is that all?
We thought someone died.
Nope. Just my career.
No, it's impossible to fire someone
in France.
- What?
- Oui. The bureaucracy takes months.
Years.
Simply abandon your self-respect,
come in once or twice a week
to move papers around your desk,
and don't make eye contact with
Sylvie.
Ouais.
My friend got fired from a law firm.
He was so angry
that he threw his phone into the
Seine.
They couldn't reach him
for weeks to complete his
termination.
And then, they relaxed.
He's a partner now.
We can throw your phone
in the Seine, if it helps.
Please don't.
Thank you, guys.
I wouldn't have lasted here a week
without you.
Emily, we will never desert you.
Never.
All I do is think about you.
I thought it would make you happy!
You're so selfish!
No, you're being selfish, Camille!
How can you say such a thing?
- I have to work.
- That's all you're good for.
Bonsoir, Emily.
Hi, Camille.
Is everything okay?
Well, not really.
Well, what happened? Can I help?
- Gabriel found a restaurant he can
afford.
- Isn't that good news?
The restaurant isn't in Paris, Emily.
- It's in Normandy, where he's from.
- What? He…
- He's moving to Normandy?
- Yes. Next week.
Next week! Wh...
Uh, why are we just finding out
about this?
And you never discussed it with
- He just told me. Camille?
- I don't believe it. I mean, I'm
shocked. She was always going to say no
to Normandy,
Not more shocked than you,
obviously. or to anywhere
after I declined her mother's loan.
- You must be très shocked.
- I'm actually really pissed off. But, you know, I grew up there,
and it's a great opportunity.
Ah, me too! For you, I mean, it…
I always dreamed
What is he thinking? of a restaurant in Paris, but...
I don't know. Sometimes your dream
is somewhere you didn't expect it to
Either he expects me be.
to move across the country
I get it.
and leave my whole life behind,
or this is his way of breaking up with I mean,
me. I thought Chicago was it for me,
I'm so sorry. and now here I am, saying goodbye
to one of my first friends in Paris.
I'm just gonna go
to my parents' house and, um… I just can't imagine this city
without you living downstairs.
I need to think about all this, you
know? And without your omelets.
I understand. I'm really gonna miss your omelets.
And I'm here They will miss you too.
if you need anything.
I am excited for you.
- I know.
- Yeah. - You have a picture of the new place?
- Of course.
I know. Thank you, Emily.
It's next to a restaurant
You're such a good friend. with two Michelin stars
Yeah. that is very popular.
So were you ever gonna tell me? Too popular, so I thought,
whenever people can't get in...
Or just leave me a note?
- They come to the place next door.
"Hey, going to Normandy. - "The place next door."
Have a nice life."
I should call it that.
The deal came together quickly.
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Here, take a look.
It is humble but quite charming.
Hmm. Seems like the perfect fit for
you.
Uh, and this is the dining room.
I want to take out the bar.
And, well, the kitchen is a bit small,
but once everything's in place…
- Bonjour.
- Bonjour.
What are you doing here?
Do I need to fire you again?
No. Um…
But I have outstanding clients,
and until the paperwork is filed,
I still have a duty to them and to
Savoir.
Julien, would you please
bring me a copy of the paperwork
so I can close this matter?
- Mais oui, Sylvie.
- Thank you.
I'll handle your clients' needs.
But if you insist on coming here,
just get out of the way, hmm?
Sylvie!
I need to talk to you about Maison
Lavaux.
I do not think it is the right fit.
Why not?
Me and Antoine?
You know how is it
when you put two alpha males
together.
Somebody's going to get killed.
- Um, I… I'd be happy to help.
- But you no longer work here.
Maybe just until we find
a better solution?
Fine.
It'll keep you busy
until the termination is complete.
You're welcome.
This just came for you,
and I think you should see it.
Did you open this?
You are very indignant
for someone who does not work
here.
Grey Space took over Pierre's old
venue.
Oui. What a slap in the face.
Matt, I just got an invitation
from Grey Space.
- Pierre got one as well.
- Really?
They're dancing on his grave
and inviting him to watch?
- That's so insulting.
- It's despicable.
He is manic.
Oh, and he wants to see you, now.
Okay. Um…
Tell Pierre I can make it
to the atelier in 20 minutes if I hurry.
Excuse me? You're not going
anywhere.
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You've done quite enough
to ruin Pierre Cadault's career.
He requested me personally.
Well, I'm coming with you.
Ah! Gossip Girl!
- Elle est arrivée!
- Bonjour, Pierre. Comment ça va?
Mm. Très bien.
I have something you must see.
Come.
Emily, I was about to show a stale,
lifeless collection.
I have been sleepwalking for too
long.
And now…
I wake up!
Pierre! Oh, it's amazing!
But you inspired it!
Yeah, it's very original, Pierre.
- The future of Cadault.
- Oh.
And I want the world
to see this immediately!
But the show is canceled,
so that presents a bit of a problem.
I love the idea,
but we can't stage a show with one
dress.
I shall make a dozen. Right now!
You forfeited the venue yourself.
Then find me another one!
I've got an idea!
If it's one-tenth
as brilliant as this dress,

you'll be the toast of Fashion Week.
You work on the clothes,
we'll work on the venue.
Mm. Merci, Emily.
And now, everyone out!
So what's your grand idea?
Well, I haven't thought of it yet.
God, you're insane!
And so is he. That explains
everything.
Well…
- There must be something we can
do.
- Yeah, sure.
We can call back everyone we
disinvited
and tell them to come
and look at one dress
in a venue we can book in a day!
- See? Easy.
- Ugh.
No designer will ever want
to work at Savoir after this disaster.
Look at this!
Grey Space is hijacking Pierre's
venue.
More empty stunts.
That's all anyone cares about
anymore.
We need to look at things
from a different perspective.
Yeah, but there's no way
we can find a venue.
I think we might already have one.
- Hey, Min, what's up? I'm gonna buy you so much wine.
- Hey, did you get my texts?
- Mm!
No, I didn't. Sorry. - Wait, this is gonna be so much fun.
I've been buried Oh, you know, um, can I...
in work since I got home.
- I'm just gonna change in there.
Oh, good. You're here. - Okay.
Hey. Can I just claim a drawer?
You don't have an elevator, do you?
There… There's just one drawer.
No, what… what's going on?
Cute!
Could you help me
with the rest of my bags first? Uh, okay.
Sure. Hey.
Oh, okay. - Hi.
- Um, I brought you a going-away
Okay. So I did what you said. present.
I took the job, I think
told them I would make myself I'm supposed to get you one of
available those.
on Tuesdays and Friday nights, Oh, uh, right.
and then avoided the question Well, I thought
of gender expression you might like to have this.
- with a coquettish laugh. Really? Thank you.
- Okay.
And also, if you're not doing
- I was kidding about that. anything
- And the Duponts fired me! tomorrow night,
I thought it was really hard it's my last night at the restaurant.
to fire people in France.
Tomorrow?
It's a lot easier
if you've overstayed your visa Wh... Why so soon?
illegally.
You know, why wait to start my new
- I don't know. life?
- Well…
And you and Camille…?
You can stay here as long as you
need. We want different things right now.
And, uh… we need to be free to do
You are the best, Em. them.
I cannot thank you enough.
What does that mean?
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Well, she's not coming to Normandy, I have a lot of work tonight, okay? Yes!

and I'm not staying in Paris,
so we will just go our own ways.
- In America, that's called a breakup.
- Yeah.
We… We call it that here too.
I'm sorry.
It's okay. It's just, uh… life.
Got it.
I'll be super quiet.
How did Grey Space get such a
turnout?
- Nervous?
- Too scared to be nervous.
It's gonna work. It has to.
Daily Mail is appalling.
But I will frame that.
Thank you for being patient.
We've never been this busy.
Well, I tagged the restaurant
on Pierre's Instagram stories
when we got here.

All right. Pierre! Pierre! Sorry for the avalanche.

Um… Why did you cancel your show? What?

Thank you for the pan. Pierre! Pierre! Oh, merde.

Are you here to see Grey Space?
I promise I'll never clean it. Bonsoir.
No. You're here to see Pierre
Merci. Cadault! Catherine, Antoine!
What brings you here?
Um, I'll see you at the restaurant. Oh, my God!
If you can. Well, I follow Pierre Cadault
Pierre Cadault! on Instagram.
Bonsoir. Pierre Cadault! Pierre Cadault!
Ah. Merci.
Hot chef is leaving Paris? Pierre Cadault! Pierre Cadault!
So when I showed Antoine this
And he's single? Ooh. restaurant,
he said, "Well, I know that place."
You heard all that from the Pierre Cadault! Pierre Cadault!
bathroom? So here we are.
Pierre Cadault! Pierre Cadault!
These walls are made of straw Well, you're right on time.
and horsehair. Pierre Cadault!
Pierre Cadault! Pierre Cadault! It's the chef's final night in Paris.
It'd be harder not to listen. He's moving to Normandy.
Santé!
What happened? Are you serious?
- À la tienne.
He's buying a restaurant in - Bravo. Incroyable!
Normandy,
Paris Match: What luck!
and Camille doesn't wanna move, "Pierre Cadault takes over Fashion
so he's going alone. Week." Antoine has been promising
to take me here for weeks now.
That's it? - Whoo!
- Yeah! - Huh, chéri?
Em, you've been mooning over each - Oh, he's full of promises, isn't he?
other Daily Mail: "The old guard is back.
since you got here. You have to... The new guard is ringarde." Oh, excuse me.

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 place.
So sorry. Drive carefully.
Merci. Um, are you leaving?
Hmm. The most promising chef
in the city's leaving? One more party
So, Emily, I heard that you're in before we put Fashion Week to bed.
charge Paris was not what you dreamed?
of Maison Lavaux now. Oh.
Not exactly. I… I love Paris.
It seems so. Sounds, uh, fun.
And I love this restaurant.
I'm so pleased. Actually, I was thinking
Actually, the owner wants to sell, I'm probably just gonna go home.
I think you will be a much better fit but…
for my husband. - Oh.
…it's too expensive. - Okay?
- Right. Uh, professionally.
- Whatever you wanna call it. Of course.
That's what investors are for.
We have all weekend to celebrate.
- I approve.
I had an offer, actually.
- Uh, chérie. Well, uh…
My girlfriend…
Our table is ready. - Ex-girlfriend's family. …thank you…
- Mm-hmm.
Lovely to see you. Au revoir.
For making my last night
- But it was too… in Paris so… memorable.
- Au revoir. Bonne soirée.
- Compliqué?
- Bonne soirée.
I was just returning the favor.
My wife's family invested
I can't believe
in my business when I began, so… Well…
how happy Pierre looked.
I understand. Um…
Mm-hmm. You are a genius.
You leave your girlfriend, Good night, Gabriel.
Pierre is a genius.
you lose your restaurant.
I just pulled off a publicity stunt.
And good luck.
I don't think there's anything left
Regardless, I would like to celebrate
for me in Paris, anyway. Au revoir.
with you properly.
Pierre decided to call it a night? Gabriel! Hello?
Hmm.
Of course not. Gabriel!
Have you ever been to…
say, Saint-Tropez? I just put him in a car, Emily?
Never.
and he is going to crash I… I just, I…
a Grey Space event at Caviar Kaspia.
What about this weekend?
I didn't want that to be the last time
I told him we'd meet him there. that we saw each other, and I'm...
I'd love to.
Ah, the chef! I'm gonna miss you so much, and I,
Bye. See you soon. uh...
Dinner was excellent.
- Merci. Au revoir.
I've thought about this so many
- Merci. Merci.
And congratulations on your new times.
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 Gabriel belongs here.
I'd be lying if I said Oh. Really?
I hadn't thought about it too. He's too talented
You have potential, to be banished to Normandy.
And… it was incredible. but you lack polish.
My wife. Excuse me.
But you're leaving. So if you are to remain at Savoir,
- So you're staying in Paris?
It's just Normandy. I won't be so easy on you going - Yes.
forward.
No, I know, I know. It's… Oh, don't worry.
Understood? You can keep the omelet pan.
It's not that I can never see you
again. Understood. I'll go get another glass.
It's just…
Emily!
I don't think I should…
- Hi.
Ever see you again. - Hi… Hi!

Oh. And… Wow. You must have really enjoyed

What if I wanna see you again?
Well, then we'd both be hurting
someone
that we care about a lot.
your meal last night.
I'm here for business.
- You?
- Oh, I just live right down there.

We never really had a chance. - That's convenient.

- Excuse me?
But at least, now,
we have this one perfect thing. Hey.

And I feel like I'm dreaming Oh! Uh, I…

and I'm about to wake up. I thought you were leaving this
morning.
Well…
Uh, so did I.
let's not wake up just yet.
So, uh,
Bonjour, Sylvie. what's the champagne for?

I just talked to Pierre's publicist. - Your last hurrah?

He's doing an interview with French - Quite the opposite.
Vogue.
I could not bear to see Paris
- I was thinking... lose its most promising young chef.
- Please, for once, just listen.
Antoine wants to back me
About our conversation the other in the restaurant.
day,
In… In Paris?
I've decided
not to file your termination Of course.
paperwork.

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