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Ideological Universalism
6)
7) Lots of people have seen Niagara Falls
this way ...
But not many people have seen it this way ... frozen solid!
I myself, since the advent of Cubism, have fed these fellows what they wanted and satisfied
these critics with all the ridiculous ideas that have passed through my mind. The less they
understood them, the more they admired me. Through amusing myself with all these absurd
farces, I became celebrated, and very rapidly. For a painter, celebrity means sales and
consequent affluence. Today, as you know, I am celebrated, I am rich.
But when I am alone, I do not have the effrontery to consider myself an artist at all, not in the
grand old meaning of the word: Giotto, Titian, Rembrandt, Goya were great painters. I am only
a public clown - a mountebank. I have understood my time and have exploited the imbecility,
the vanity, the greed of my contemporaries. It is a bitter confession, this confession of mine,
more painful than it may seem. But at least and at last it does have the merit of being honest.
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Be sure to read the final paragraph, but your understanding of it will depend on the earlier
part of the content. This is amazing and very funny. . . .
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an
exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them
in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same
people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did 'they'
use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and
tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any
other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in
England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in
Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts
in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match
for fear of destroying their wagon
wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of
wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is
derived from the original
specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
So the next time you are handed a Specification/ Procedure/ Process and wonder 'What
horse's ass came up with it?' you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were
made just wide enough to
accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.) Now, the twist to the
story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets
attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The
SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah The engineers who designed the SRBs
would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train
from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through
a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly
wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as
two horses' behinds. So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the
world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago
by the width of a horse's ass.
White House Call Boys Click the link on the left to view this exhibit.
16) During the Inquisition, which began in the 12th Century A.D., the Vatican pioneered a
torture method known as water-boarding.
US Waterboarding
Footnote 2: Google
Footnote 4: Google
17) The practice of branding is used to signify ownership over the body of a living creature.
Below, you see cattle being branded.
The word "chattel" sounds remarkably similar to "cattle." That is no coincidence -- here is the
definition:
This is important because today, people are now considered "chattel / human cattle" as
well.
In recent news ...
Footnote 1:
Google Human
Chattel
Footnote 2:
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Implants
26) On April 20, 2005, Jordan was on Coast to Coast AM with George Noory. Near the end of
the interview, Jordan's phone was shut off by the telephone company. Immediately after the
phone went dead, Jordan heard verbal threats to his work and his person. Fearing that his
computer might be at risk, he immediately shut the computer down and unplugged it from the
wall power outlet. Two days later, when Jordan next booted up the computer, this picture
appeared on the screen. How it got there and where it came from, remains a mystery.
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