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3 Idiots Full Movie 2009 - English Subtitle.en
3 Idiots Full Movie 2009 - English Subtitle.en
Yes?
What?
Excuse me.
Excuse me...
Hold on!
Wait.
Yeah, Farhan?
What happened?
The 'Silencer'?
Yeah.
Oh shucks!
Hurry!
Ok.
What?
Ok sir.
Forgot my socks.
your pants.
Oh no.
This is Dhillon.
Where's my cab? On the runway?
Hey Rancho
Rancho
Where's Rancho?
Welcome, idiots
Where is Rancho?
$ 3.5 million
very fast.
Forgot?
What's this?
l challenge you
To meet Rancho.
Yes.
Where?
He is in Shimla.
ln scorching Sun,
he was like a patch of shade...
On a bruised heart,
like soothing balm was he
Rancho
Raju Rastogi...
Ranchoddas Chanchad
Room number?
D-26
C'mon
finishing journals,
copying assignments
Don't worry.
Why?
in their underwear.
Spiderman
Batman
Fresh meat
Greetings.
Drop your pants, get stamped
Name?
What a mouthful!
Needs serious cramming
Being stubborn?
Hey 007!
Ashamed to speak Hindi?
Feeling cold?
Pray undress
or he'll do
'urine-expulsion' on you
A true linguist
in the land of engineers!
or l'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door
lf you aren't out by
the count of ten
l'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door all semester
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
To save time,
his shirts had Velcro
Everyday at 2 pm he took a
71/2 minute power nap
with an opera as lullaby
What is this?
- Sir, nest
Whose?
- A koel bird's nest, sir
Wrong
Competition over
Compete or die
So scientists spent
millions to invent this pen
'Come here!'
I got scared
He said, 'This is a
symbol of excellence'
But no luck
Good.
Put your hands down
Buzz off.
You don't have school?
Pick a school,
buy the uniform, slip into class
If I get caught?
- Then new uniform, new school
See that?
- He was different...
He challenged conventions
at every stage
What is a machine?
No need to be so happy.
Define a machine
A machine is anything that
reduces human effort
Yes?
especially, a construction,
more or less complex
consisting of a combination
of moving parts, or
simple mechanical elements,
as wheels, levers, cams etc
Wonderful
Thank you
Why?
Idiot!
I forgot something
What?
hard-bound, paperback,
jacketed, non jacketed
Books, sir
Morning, sir
some he couldn't
Joy Lobo
Why?
Dad wants to make
train reservations
Hello
Joy!
He is making some
nonsense helicopter
No
Stopped bathing?
♪ Lifelong I lived ♪
♪ Lifelong I lived ♪
All is well?
- Aal izz well
♪ Will it hatch or
become an omelette ♪
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪
♪ Heart's an idiot,
it will fall under that spell ♪
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪
♪ All is Well ♪
♪ Will it hatch or
become an omelette ♪
♪ No one knows
what the future holds ♪
♪ Eureka! Eureka! ♪
Take it higher.
resulting in choking
Every 90 minutes,
a student attempts suicide
No sir, I...
Sir, my paper...
Time up.
Anyone?
... Sir?
This is a college,
not a pressure cooker.
Hello!
Quiet!
Bye, sir.
Quiet!
Quiet, I said.
I regret to inform you
that your son...
Farhan...
Raju...
Come in.
See that?
We could afford
just one air-conditioner.
Wanted to be a
wildlife photographer.
91%
Enough!
a paralyzed father...
a coughing mother...
Some okra?
Okra is now 12/- per kilo,
cauliflower is 10/-
Mom!
Cottage cheese?
- Cottage cheese?
- No, no, it's ok.
Mom, please.
Hey Raju.
Another roti?
- C'mon.
- Come.
Good evening,
good evening.
Oh, Uncle.
Hi handsome.
Hey Aunty.
You're looking good.
- From Mandalay
- Mandalay... Wow!
Excuse me.
Yes?
Flowers.
What?
Excuse me?
Want a demonstration?
I won't ask.
He'll announce it himself.
My students.
What're they doing here?
- Hi.
- Hey.
Certainly.
Raju, the mint sauce
Sister?
Won't you?
I see.
Wow!
Raju, design?
... in installments.
Sit!
Pay attention.
Yes, sir.
- Want a shave?
- No, sir.
I have to worry.
Dad's medicines
swallow up mom's pension.
My sis can't marry because
they want a car in dowry.
Oh yeah?
On exam eve,
he would distract others.
His belief - There are only
two ways of topping.
in highbrow Hindi.
- Really?
- Yes. Just now.
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello, Mr. Ramalingam?
Yes?
Yes sir?
Congratulations!
Hold on a moment.
The chief is on the other line.
Ok. Then?
Remembered?
Rascals!
We are astounded at
how one man, in one lifetime
Wherever we go,
we promise to screw.
- Booty, funds.
- Bosom
Vulgar fellow!
You swines!
What did I ever do to you?
Sorry man.
Don't take it personally.
I will.
Chatur Ramalingam
will never forget this insult.
Go ahead.
Laugh at my methods.
You... or me.
Have the balls? C'mon, bet!
lt's a challenge.
Watch it!
What's he writing?
You're gonna be
Suhas Tandon's wife.
l'll be back.
Don't lie.
Um... Yeah.
He is one!
First Engineering, then MBA...
Because it rakes in
more money?
Hey Suhas!
lt cost 400,000!
Get lost!
lt's too noisy here.
not an ass.
Hello. What?
my dad is popping
BP pills because of you...
Unbelievable!
ln this country,
pizza reaches in 30 minutes...
but an ambulance...
He needs hospitalization.
Urgently!
Hey stop!
Move... move...
Doctor, emergency!
Go on now.
You have an exam tomorrow.
And don't go
with that weepy face.
Thanks buddy.
Hey.
Yes.
You...
♪ Zoobi do... ♪
♪ Param pum ♪
Clear skies.
But if in love, expect rain.
No, stupid.
I'm here.
It's a matter of three hours.
Take my scooter.
It's getting late.
Hey...
Go.
It was an emergency.
He continued arranging
the answer sheets.
Done, sir.
You're late.
I can't accept these.
Do you know
our names and roll numbers?
No...
O Mother Cow,
help me pass... have this grass.
And you?
Second last.
Rancho?
Not there.
My heart sank.
Who's first?
Rancho.
Rancho?
Move aside.
We learned a lesson
in Human Behavior:
We were sad.
Two others were sadder.
Ranchoddas Chanchad.
Front row. Right of the Director.
A-graders: Masters
C-graders: Slaves
I should personally go to
each student's room
No sir, I mean
grades create a divide.
Bet, sir?
- Govind.
- Yes, sir?
Sir!
- Happy?
- Smile, please.
Happy, sir.
Jackass!
Honking to hide your tooting.
Septic tank! Popping pills again?
- Where's this?
- If I could read, would I sell peanuts?
- He can't read.
- But he can speak.
- In the pocket.
- Hey, my pants!
I want it now!
What happened?
Rancho's father.
- There he is.
- Thank you.
- Rancho...
- Yes?
Sorry. We're looking for Ranchoddas.
I am Ranchoddas.
No, I mean...
'Ranchoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'.
'Ranchoddas Chanchad'
Raju
Good point!
Handmade biscuits.
Phunsukh Bangdu?
Who's that?
400 patents.
The world wants him.
Forget Wangdu.
How'd you get Rancho's address?
You should be thanking
Phunsukh Wangdu.
Sorry Papa,
I couldn't fulfill your last wish.
But I waited
for the highway tender.
I am so sorry, Papa.
I could not be a good son...
Wrong.
You're an engineer.
Your degree's on the wall!
Grab Papa!
Here, here.
Let go of Papa!
One.
Take us down,
and Papa's down the drain.
Two.
Empty?
No, no!
I am Rancho.
I am Rancho!
That was Chhote.
Chhote?
He stayed on with us
after he was orphaned.
We got caught.
mock me as an illiterate.
What secret?
Complicated story.
Without subtitles. Not for you.
- Ignore it.
- Where're we going?
Ladakh.
Ladakh! Why?
To meet Rancho.
No clue. We have
the address of a school.
School teacher!
D for Donkey.
Today my respect
for that idiot shot up.
No degree meant
no plum job, no pretty wife...
He was in college
for the joy of learning.
He never cared
if he was first or last.
Soon, 26 companies
will be here with job offers.
Any questions?
Yes?
Anyone else
with the same question?
As expected.
Please come on stage.
Give them a big hand.
Because no company
will hire them anyway!
He screwed us!
In front of everyone.
Delete Virus!
Engineering is my passion.
- That's my bag.
- Be quiet.
What letter?
- Andre...
- Istvan.
Engineering is
my wife and mistress both.
Look at this -
more holy rings than fingers.
What rubbish!
- There's no connection!
- Deep connection, Your Holiness.
Deal?
Let's go.
- Follow me.
- Where?
Let's go.
If any danger,
I'll give the Virus alert.
- Pia.
- Who's it?
- Pia...
- Yes?
Wow!
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet...
Why?
I'm sorry,
I thought you were Pia.
I wish I was.
- Who's this?
- My sister.
Who're you?
Meaning?
He kicked.
Say it again.
All is well.
Kicked again.
- Once more.
- All is well.
All is well.
Who is it?
Go.
- Who is it?
- Your future son-in-law.
Rastogi!
- What's this?
- Pencil.
- What's inside?
- Lead.
Really?
Not slept?
Whole chapter?
In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi...
Yessir!
Stop it!
Sir, rum.
Mr. Rastogi!
Sir?
Yes, sir.
Definitely, sir.
Come, sit.
Please type.
Dear Sir...
- Please type.
- Sir, please sir.
Be my witness and
I'll spare you.
Raju.
Everything's resolved!
You hear that?
♪ Don't quit...
Just celebrate the ride ♪
It cost 2000/-
Wake up now.
Look!
Hey Raju!
♪ Wake up,
don't torment us anymore ♪
Guess!
- He loves animals.
- Huh...?
He's going to be a
wildlife photographer.
Quiet... Shhhh...
Raju!
Rancho!
Lucky escape!
- I did.
- It's waiting.
Remember, we promised
this rascal.
Why?
What's that?
- A letter...
- For you, from Hungary.
Some photographer
called Andre Istvan.
You posted my letter!
Go speak to him...
from your heart.
Don't be stingy at
such a proud moment.
Farhan?
I didn't go.
I don't want to be
an engineer, Dad.
What happened?
You had an accident?
Why?
Drunk, I urinated
on the Director's door.
For once,
let me listen to my heart.
Please... Dad.
Dad...
Return this.
Fear.
Parents hoped
I'd end their poverty.
My fear grew.
I slipped on more
charms and rings.
But...
if you assure us
you'll control this attitude,
Wait.
Sir?
Govind!
Everything is fair in
Love and War.
Be careful.
Go get it!
Everything's fair in
Love and War.
Tell me something...
C'mon.
Oh...
'Ranchoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad' - Yuck.
Why?
No.
Pia, no.
Stop, stop!
- What happened?
- We didn't inform Pia.
Stop here,
my bladders are bursting.
- Shut up!
- Are you in touch with her?
Hello.
No turning back.
Straight to Ladakh.
We'll meet Rancho and return.
If I miss my meeting,
the Japanese will get him.
- Farhan.
- We found Rancho.
Off, now.
- Housekeeping, sir.
- Come in.
Amore... Amore...
Amore... Amore...
We found Rancho!
Now you can't marry this ass.
Amore... Amore...
He's incorrigible.
Once a price tag, always a price tag.
He doesn't speak of
brands and prices anymore.
My 150,000/ - coat.
Get it soon.
Where is Suhas?
- Yeah, Farhan?
- The car's ready.
Grab her hand and run.
Don't move.
- Sir...
- My coat?
You're here...
Rastogi!
Housekeeping?
What?
What!
- He won't be married.
- And if he is?
- Ignore him.
- The biscuit's very good.
Till yesterday,
I was a law-abiding citizen.
Where's it hidden...
Mr. Papa-To-Be!
If you say 'All is well', he kicks.
He kicked.
Hello?
Put it back.
- We're safe!
- Where were you?
- Here.
- What's this?
A gift.
Question paper.
Virus set it himself, to fail you.
Strange buddies!
No way!
If I pass,
it'll be on my own steam.
- Damn thief.
- Sir, please, sir.
- Rascal.
- Sorry sir.
Sorry sir.
Rascals!
I don't understand...
No more cover-ups!
Just once...
It wasn't suicide...
It was murder.
Dad...
Mona?
Go back, Millimeter.
Why're you following us?
Why?
Your pop owns the road?
Please help,
we are desperate here!
Rancho, Pia.
Disconnected! Mona.
Mona!
Hold on.
Here, Pia.
All is well.
Crowning...?
Check quickly.
Go!
No crowning.
Mona!
Yes.
Yes, in my office.
Mona, push.
Oh my God!
What happened?
How?
- Where's Rancho?
- Here, sir.
- Blower?
- Yeah, get it.
Rancho, blower.
Good. Fix this to the gauge.
Ok.
Farhan, here.
- Farhan, 0.5!
- Cover it.
0.5!
Farhan, stop.
Ok.
Ok.
C'mon, push.
Do it for Champ.
C'mon, Mona.
Ok, off.
Two clips,
cut the umbilical cord.
- Get scissors.
- Be careful!
Hey Champ!
- Hey Champ!
- Come on, Champ.
No, nothing.
C'mon, Champ.
No response.
He kicked.
What?
He kicked.
All is well.
What a kick!
Wanna be a footballer?
You understand?
Yes, sir.
You understand?
Yes, sir.
Go, study!
Pass your exams and leave.
Untie him.
Raju.
Only Rancho can create
a school like this.
Go away creatures.
Excuse me,
where is Ranchoddas?
Chhote... Dammit,
what's his name?
- Where's he?
- Rancho.
Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmet...
No.
Sorry.
What? No.
- You?
- Almost... Idiot.
So?
So what?
Yes.
Who?
You.
That's right!
Rancho.
Hi... Farhan!
Hi... Raju!
- Rascal, scoundrel!
- Let him go now.
Ok ok, enough.
Hey... Hi Chatur.
Ranchoddas Chanchad.
How do you do, Mr. Teacher?
Just relax.
Sign here.
Accept - You lost, I won!
'Declaration of Defeat'!
Unbelievable, man.
- Chatur...
- Crazy guy.
By the way,
what is your real name?
Phunsukh Wangdu.
Wangdu?
Pia Wangdu!
Scientist,
but I also teach children.
So you are
THE Phunsukh Wangdu?
Yes, yes!
- Hey Silencer.
- Hey Chatur, come back.
Take that.
Mr. Wangdu,
I can't believe it's you.
Mr. Wangdu...?
Yes, Chatur?
S for Screwed.
Deep down,
I knew you'd do great things.
You're fibbing.
Beware of farts.