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A Cons p ir ator i a l L if e
A Conspiratorial Life
Robe rt W elch, the John Birch So ciet y, a nd
t he R e volu tion of A m er ica n Conse rvatism
Edward H. Miller
30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 1 2 3 4 5
Introduction 1
1 Chowan County, North Carolina, 1700– 1899 11
2 Stockton, 1899– 1910 24
3 Elizabeth City, Raleigh, Annapolis, 1910– 1919 32
4 The Candyman, 1919– 1927 43
5 Professional Breakdown and the Great Depression, 1928– 1940 57
6 America First, 1940– 1945 64
7 Postwar Dreams and Delusions, 1946– 1950 76
8 The Candidate, 1950 88
9 May God Forgive Us, 1951– 1952 100
10 There’s Just Something about Ike, 1952 123
11 A Republican Looks at His President, 1953– 1954 135
12 The Saga of John Birch, 1954 151
13 Adventures in the Far East, 1954– 1955 160
14 Arrivals and Departures, 1955– 1958 169
15 The Indy Eleven, 1957– 1959 191
16 Revelations, 1959– 1960 207
17 Goldwater in ’60, 1960 216
18 Staccato Jabs, 1961– 1962 225
19 Succession? 1961– 1962 246
20 “Where Were You in ’62?,” 1962 254
21 Revolution in the Streets and the Paranoid
Style in Belmont, 1963 264
22 Two Novembers, 1963– 1964 286
23 Nadir, 1965– 1966 295
24 Avenging the Insiders, 1966– 1968 302
25 The Fifty-Foot Cabin Cruiser, 1969– 1975 318
26 Bunker, 1970– 1978 333
27 Making Morning in America . . . , 1970– 1985 344
Epilogue 371
political career— and a great deal of his popular appeal— lay in con-
spiracism of a kind that owes something to Robert Welch.
Trump’s entry into politics began with another conspiracy theory.
In 1989, after a female jogger was raped and beaten nearly to death in
New York City’s Central Park, Trump took out newspaper ads calling
for the death penalty for the five Black and Brown teens accused of
committing the crime. Even after DNA evidence found they were not
guilty, Trump still insisted they were. Similarly, Trump amplified early
and often the completely baseless claim that Barack Obama was born
in Africa and thus ineligible to serve as president. Yet Obama was born
in Hawaii. Trump’s lie stirred up long-standing racial hatreds, and his
followers believed his false claim.
Trump put forward many other conspiracies and lies. He charac-
terized all Mexican immigrants as rapists and drug runners, and told
his supporters that he would build a border wall and make Mexico pay
for it. Trump dispensed with one of his rivals, Ted Cruz, by alleging
that Cruz’s father was somehow involved in the assassination of Presi-
dent John F. Kennedy. Trump based this claim on a National Enquirer
photograph showing Cruz’s father and Lee Harvey Oswald standing
together several months before the assassination.
These lies led to others and to wild overstatements. Trump threat-
ened to jail his Democratic challenger in the 2016 presidential elec-
tion, former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, for using a private email
server while serving in her official capacity. Although illegal, her ac-
tions hardly were unprecedented or verifiably malicious. But this dis-
tinction did not deter Trump’s supporters from cheering “Lock Her
Up” at political rallies. Trump was swept into the White House in the
November election by riding a wave of anti-immigrant sentiment, as-
saulting traditional alliances, and appealing to nostalgia with promises
to “Make America Great Again,” summoning a mythical past where
American manufacturing was second to none and where Black, Brown,
and female people “knew their place.”
Trump didn’t necessarily know the historical background of his
claims and rhetoric. One of his campaign slogans was “America First,”
the name of an organization that Welch joined in the 1940s to keep
America out of World War II. Trump’s isolationism and Welch’s isola-
tionism weren’t exactly the same, but they rhymed.
Introduction 3
limited to the Right. After he was elected president in 1992, Bill Clin-
ton talked with his friend Webster Hubbell about a job in the Justice
Department. They were close friends, golfing buddies, and Clinton
trusted Hubbell. “If I put you over at Justice, I want you to find the
answers to two questions for me. One, Who killed JFK? And two, Are
there UFOs?” The president was “dead serious,” Hubbell said.3
But by 2020, something was different. Conspiracies were not whis-
pered about anymore. They were everywhere. Supporters of Senator
Bernie Sanders claimed that mainstream Democrats had conspired
to deny Sanders the presidential nomination— more than once. Con-
spiracies about the Clintons continue to come from all sides. Some
think they killed Jeffrey Epstein, Vincent Foster, and others. Some,
including former Clinton labor secretary Robert Reich, suggested that
Trump faked his own contraction of the coronavirus. Today, all of us
are strapped into the roller coaster in the fantastical theme park of
Welch’s political imagination. And we can’t get off.
Who then was Robert Welch? To some, he was a genius: a child prod-
igy who was reading at age two. He attended the University of North
Carolina when he was twelve. He created the Sugar Daddy and other
childhood confectioneries. He founded the John Birch Society, the
most successful anti-Communist organization in the history of the
United States.
To his detractors, he was at best a prophet of doom who predicted
that the country was on the verge of a Communist conspiracy engulf-
ing all aspects of American life— education, religion, the government.
His star flew high but petered out by the late 1960s when the John Birch
Society was no longer a force to be reckoned with.
Many Americans first learned of the candy maker after March 20,
1961. That day, Senator Milton Young of North Dakota stepped up to
the rostrum of the US Senate; read thirteen pages of Welch’s book, The
Politician; and reported that Welch called former president Dwight
David Eisenhower a Communist.
Now in most periods of American history, Welch’s bizarre thesis
would have made him a pariah. Welch would have been pitied as some-
Introduction 5
into World War II. Jenner set the stage for McCarthy’s attacks on the
army, which set the stage for Welch’s assaults on the former head of
the army— Dwight David Eisenhower. Amid numerous allegations
of espionage, McCarthy attacked Secretary of State Dean Acheson
and Marshall as part of “a conspiracy on a scale so immense so as to
dwarf any previous such venture in the history of man.” Daily calls for
Acheson’s resignation became the norm for the Republican Party.
In 1951 during this feverish climate, Welch wrote May God Forgive
Us, but his conclusions were feverish and fantastic. General Douglas
MacArthur had been fired by Stalin, Welch wrote. American diplomats
had given away Poland, Yugoslavia, North Korea, and China.
In 1954, Welch wrote The Life of John Birch. Welch found in the
tragedy of Birch’s death evidence of secret Communist sympathizers
within the US government who had ensured the ascendancy of Mao
Tse-tung to power in China. Welch called Birch the first casualty of the
Cold War. During Birch’s short but courageous life, wrote Welch, he
had given everything and told the American people everything they
needed to know about the treachery of the Chinese Communists. He
had died so that Americans could understand the evil of the Chinese
Communists. In death, Birch became a martyr for liberty and a saint
to anti-Communist hardliners. “In one blade of grass lies the key to
all creation, could we only understand it,” Welch wrote, “and in the
forces that swirled around John Birch lay all the conflicts of philosophy,
and of implementation, with which our whole world is now so imper-
atively concerned.” Communist China, not America, was in charge,
observed Welch. A Washington cabal was sabotaging Chiang Kai-shek,
and high-level American officials were delivering China into the hands
of the Communists. Birch had known this to be true.
In Birch, Welch had his hero; but he needed a villain, and he found
that villain in Eisenhower. According to Welch, after Stalin’s 1953 death,
the Soviet Union faced a crucial moment. “Not since the siege of Stal-
ingrad had the whole Communist tyranny been in so much danger of
being wiped off the face of the earth,” Welch wrote in The Politician.
“Just one thing” saved the Soviet Union: the election of Eisenhower,
“the most completely opportunistic and unprincipled politician Amer-
ica has ever raised to high office.” Welch covered Ike’s quick rise in the
army, his support for a premature second front, his reluctance to attack
Introduction 7
The Communists killed not only Kennedy but also Martin Luther
King Jr., alleged Welch. King was more valuable to the Communists as
a dead martyr than a living human being, he proposed. Then Welch
claimed the Communists killed JFK’s brother Robert Kennedy in June
1968. But Sirhan Sirhan shot Robert Kennedy.
But that wasn’t all. In later years, Welch actually moved away from
conspiracy theories involving the Communists, whether American,
Russian, or Chinese. He soon concluded that Communism was just
another name for the conspiracy begun by the Bavarian Illuminati in
1776. The Illuminati, believed Welch, had survived and thrived through
the centuries. His worldview became even more fantastical from there.
The Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, and the
Bilderbergers were the true puppet masters of America’s foreign and
economic interests, and foreign policy was the product of the devilish
desires of these globalist bodies.5
But Welch was wrong. Although elites in these organizations were
influential in his day and continue to be powerful, they do not run the
show. Errors by our foreign policymakers and elected officials, whether
in Vietnam, China, or elsewhere, provide the best evidence. The US
government continues to be run by extremely fallible elected men and
women— under “the consent of the governed.” Our divided civic life
and contemporary partisan warfare certainly testify to that.
In the long run, Welch’s kind of conspiracy has grown only stron-
ger. More people believe extreme theories. It used to be that Welch’s
commitment to conspiracy theory made him, as well the John Birch
Society, easy to dismiss; this may be why no historian has written a
full-scale biography of Welch. Pieces of the story are included in the
scores of books on American conservatism, but they tend to focus on
the Society’s marginalization and its waning importance to postwar
conservatism after 1966.
When Donald Trump won the presidency, historians began revising
the standard narrative of American conservatism.
That standard narrative holds that the Welch conspiratorial style
waned when the patron saint of American conservatives, William F.
Buckley, kicked him out of the conservative movement in the early
1960s. Other journalists and academics wrote off the John Birch Soci-
ety and Welch as irrational and paranoid. Because of his penchant for
Introduction 9
Welch’s story also needs to be told because historians have got the con-
servative movement all wrong. For about two decades we have falsely
bought into a narrative of American conservatism as a mild-mannered
phenomenon. Books like Lisa McGirr’s seminal and classic study Sub-
urban Warriors have made the tones of American conservatism sound
like the Beach Boys; but it has always sounded like death metal. His-
torians have generally jettisoned Richard Hofstadter’s darker vision of
American conservatism, but Hofstadter got a lot right.6
Despite the predominant story that the suave, prolific, and “respon-
sible” right of Buckley purged the conservative movement and thus
10 Introduction
saved it, Welch was never excommunicated, and his style of American
conservatism remained extremely potent. Thus, rather than a story
of rise, fall, and impotence, this book is a story of survival, growth, and
significance. This book asks how the Society was able to survive and
play a decisive role in establishing the rightward terminus of conser-
vative opinion in the 1970s. After Goldwater’s debacle, Welch applied
many of the same strategies as Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan to
reinvent his brand of conservatism. Despite a decline in membership
between 1966 and 1970, the Society grew in the 1970s and solidified its
position as the primary institution on the rightmost flank. In the late
1960s and 1970s, Welch changed course and spun a richer tapestry for
the Society than its traditional narratives of patriotism and conspir-
acy. He championed new issues— often less controversial and more
practicable ones— to retain membership, foster growth, and refashion
the Society. Welch also adopted the tactic from socially conservative
activists of advocating single-issue campaigns focusing on traditional
values. Welch added economic issues to his agenda in the 1970s, help-
ing to push the country to the right by providing much of the support
behind the anti-tax movement at both the federal and state levels.
Welch’s uniqueness and the depth of his influence on the transfor-
mation of the Republican Party— and by extension of America— has
never been fully appreciated. Here, thanks in part to access to Welch’s
personal papers— papers that have never been drawn on before— we
can remedy that. And thanks in part to Donald Trump, it’s time to get
the Right right again.
The roots of Welch’s conspiracy thinking formed in a family of south-
ern, formerly slave-owning yeomen distrustful of Yankee merchant
elite, who after the Civil War saw an eastern conspiracy in everything
and began to see a conspiracy of international bankers. Let’s go meet
the men and women and places that forged Welch— and transformed
forever the United States of America. We start our trip in North Caro-
lina. It’s going to get bumpy.
1
Chowan County, North Carolina
1700–1899
Strip the outer skin from four or five fine Portugal onions, and trim
the ends, but without cutting into the vegetable; arrange them in a
saucepan of sufficient size to contain them all in one layer, just cover
them with good beef or veal gravy, and stew them very gently indeed
for a couple of hours: they should be tender quite through, but
should not be allowed to fall to pieces. When large, but not mild
onions are used, they should be first boiled for half an hour in plenty
of water, then drained from it, and put into boiling gravy: strong, well-
flavoured broth of veal or beef, is sometimes substituted for this, and
with the addition of a little catsup, spice, and thickening, answers
very well. The savour of this dish is heightened by flouring lightly and
frying the onions of a pale brown before they are stewed.
Portugal onions, 4 or 5 (if fried, 15 to 20 minutes); broth or gravy, 1
to 1-1/2 pint: nearly or quite 2 hours.
Obs.—When the quantity of gravy is considered too much, the
onions may be only half covered, and turned when the under side is
tender, but longer time must then be allowed for stewing them.
STEWED CHESTNUTS.
Strip the outer rind from forty or fifty fine sound Spanish chestnuts,
throw them into a large saucepan of hot water, and bring it to the
point of boiling; when the second skin parts from them easily, lift
them out, and throw them into plenty of cold water; peel, and wipe
them dry; then put them into a stewpan or bright saucepan, with as
much highly-flavoured cold beef or veal gravy as will nearly cover
them, and stew them very gently from three-quarters of an hour to a
full hour: they should be quite tender, but unbroken. Add salt,
cayenne, and thickening if required, and serve the chestnuts in their
gravy. We have found it an improvement to have them floured and
lightly browned in a little good butter before they are stewed, and
also to add some thin strips of fresh lemon-rind to the gravy.
Chestnuts, 40 or 50; gravy, 3/4 pint, or more: 3/4 to 1 hour.
Obs.—A couple of bay-leaves and a slice of lean ham will give an
improved flavour to the sauce should it not be sufficiently rich: the
ham should be laid under the chestnuts, but not served with them.
When these are to be browned, or even otherwise, they may be
freed readily from the second skin by shaking them with a small bit of
butter in a frying-pan over a gentle fire.
CHAPTER XVIII.
Pastry.
The fine yellow glaze appropriate to meat pies is given with beaten
yolk of egg, which should be laid on with a paste brush, or a small
bunch of feathers: if a lighter colour be wished for, whisk the whole of
the egg together, or mix a little milk with the yolk.
The best mode of icing fruit-tarts before they are sent to the oven
is, to moisten the paste with cold water, to sift sugar thickly upon it,
and to press it lightly on with the hand; but when a whiter icing is
preferred, the pastry must be drawn from the oven when nearly
baked, and brushed with white of egg, wisked to a froth; then well
covered with the sifted sugar, and sprinkled with a few drops of water
before it is put in again: this glazing answers also very well, though it
takes a slight colour, if used before the pastry is baked.
FEUILLETAGE, OR FINE FRENCH PUFF PASTE.
Equal weight of the finest flour and good butter; to each pound of
these, the yolks of two eggs, and a small saltspoonful of salt: 6-1/2
turns to be given to the paste.
VERY GOOD LIGHT PASTE.
Mix with a pound of sifted flour six ounces of fresh, pure lard, and
make them into a smooth paste with cold water; press the buttermilk
from ten ounces of butter, and form it into a ball, by twisting it in a
clean cloth. Roll out the paste, put the ball of butter in the middle,
close it like an apple-dumpling, and roll it very lightly until it is less
than an inch thick; fold the ends into the middle, dust a little flour
over the board and paste-roller, and roll the paste thin a second time,
then set it aside for three or four minutes in a very cool place; give it
two more turns, after it has again been left for a few minutes, roll it
out twice more, folding it each time in three. This ought to render it fit
for use. The sooner this paste is sent to the oven after it is made, the
lighter it will be: if allowed to remain long before it is baked, it will be
tough and heavy.
Flour, 1 lb.; lard, 6 oz.; butter, 10 oz.; little salt.
ENGLISH PUFF-PASTE.
Break lightly into a couple of pounds of dried and sifted flour eight
ounces of butter; add a pinch of salt, and sufficient cold water to
make the paste; work it as quickly and as lightly as possible, until it is
smooth and pliable, then level it with the paste-roller until it is three-
quarters of an inch thick, and place regularly upon it six ounces of
butter in small bits; fold the paste like a blanket pudding, roll it out
again, lay on it six ounces more of butter, repeat the rolling, dusting
each time a little flour over the board and paste, add again six
ounces of butter, and roll the paste out thin three or four times,
folding the ends into the middle.
Flour, 2 lbs.; little salt; butter, 1 lb. 10 oz.
If very rich paste be required, equal portions of flour and butter
must be used; and the latter may be divided into two, instead of
three parts, when it is to be rolled in.
CREAM CRUST.
Sift two pounds and a quarter of fine dry flour, and break into it one
pound of butter, work them together with the fingers until they
resemble fine crumbs of bread, then add a small teaspoonful of salt,
and make them into a firm paste, with the yolks of four eggs, well
beaten, mixed with half a pint of cold water, and strained; or for a
somewhat richer crust of the same kind, take two pounds of flour,
one of butter, the yolks of four eggs, half an ounce of salt, and less
than the half pint of water, and work the whole well until the paste is
perfectly smooth.
Flour, 2-1/4 lbs.; butter, 1 lb.; salt, 1 small teaspoonful; yolks of
eggs, 4; water, 1/2 pint. Or: flour, 2 lbs.; butter, 1 lb.; yolks of eggs, 4;
water, less than 1/2 pint.
FLEAD CRUST.
Flead is the provincial name for the leaf, or inside fat of a pig,
which makes excellent crust when fresh, much finer, indeed, than
after it is melted into lard. Clear it quite from skin, and slice it very
thin into the flour, add sufficient salt to give flavour to the paste, and
make the whole up smooth and firm with cold water; lay it on a clean
dresser, and beat it forcibly with a rolling-pin until the flead is blended
perfectly with the flour. It may then be made into cakes with a paste-
cutter, or used for pies, round the edges of which a knife should be
passed, as the crust rises better when cut than if merely rolled to the
proper size. With the addition of a small quantity of butter, which may
either be broken into the flour before the flead is mixed with it, or
rolled into the paste after it is beaten, it will be found equal to fine
puff crust, with the advantage of being more easy of digestion.
Quite common crust: flour, 1-1/4 lb.; flead, 8 oz.; salt, 1 small
teaspoonful. Good common crust: flour, 1 lb.; flead, 6 oz.; butter, 2
oz. Rich crust: flead, 3/4 lb.; butter, 2 oz.; flour, 1 lb. The crust is very
good when made without any butter.
COMMON SUET-CRUST FOR PIES.
In many families this is preferred both for pies and tarts, to crust
made with butter, as being much more wholesome; but it should
never be served unless especially ordered, as it is to some persons
peculiarly distasteful. Chop the suet extremely small, and add from
six to eight ounces of it to a pound of flour, with a few grains of salt;
mix these with cold water into a firm paste, and work it very smooth.
Some cooks beat it with a paste-roller, until the suet is perfectly
blended with flour; but the crust is lighter without this. In exceedingly
sultry weather the suet, not being firm enough to chop, may be sliced
as thin as possible, and well beaten into the paste after it is worked
up.
Flour, 2 lbs.; beef or veal kidney-suet, 12 to 16 oz.; salt (for fruit-
pies), 1/4 teaspoonful, for meat-pies, 1 teaspoonful.
VERY SUPERIOR SUET-CRUST.
Strip the skin entirely from some fresh veal or beef kidney-suet;
chop, and then put it into the mortar, with a small quantity of pure-
flavoured lard, oil, or butter, and pound it perfectly smooth: it may
then be used for crust in the same way that butter is, in making puff-
paste, and in this form will be found a most excellent substitute for it,
for hot pies or tarts. It is not quite so good for those which are to be
served cold. Eight ounces of suet pounded with two of butter, and
worked with the fingers into a pound of flour, will make an
exceedingly good short crust; but for a very rich one the proportion
must be increased.
Good short crust: flour, 1 lb.; suet, 8 oz.; butter, 2 oz.; salt, 1/2
teaspoonful. Richer crust: suet, 16 oz.; butter, 4 oz.; flour, 1-1/2 lb.;
salt, 1 small teaspoonful.
VERY RICH SHORT CRUST FOR TARTS.
Break lightly, with the least possible handling, six ounces of butter
into eight of flour; add a dessertspoonful of pounded sugar, and two
or three of water; roll the paste, for several minutes, to blend the
ingredients well, folding it together like puff-crust, and touch it as little
as possible.
Flour, 8 oz.; butter, 6 oz.; pounded sugar, 1 dessertspoonful;
water, 1 to 2 spoonsful.
EXCELLENT SHORT CRUST FOR SWEET PASTRY.
Flour, 2 lbs.; yeast, 1/2 oz.; salt and sugar, each 1/2 oz.; butter, 1
lb.; eggs, 6 to 8.
MODERN POTATO PASTY.