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preceding days again rent the air. These frightful noises, indistinct at first,
afterwards comprised all the various gradations that belong to the voices of
wild animals, from the hypocritical and nervous mewing of the tiger and the
guttural howling of the hyena to the most piercing shrieks and the shrillest
whistlings. I started with affright at the explosion of these horrible sounds,
which seemed to spring from the depths of a vast glade, which all at once
opened out before me. It was like a battery, suddenly unmasked, discharging
all its guns at once. Without knowing what it was that I sought to avoid, I
darted on one side and hid myself behind the trunk of a tree, bowed down to
the ground and covered with a thick mantle of moss and leaves.
The day, which in these inflammable zones does not steal on by degrees,
but bursts forth all at once into noon, filled the glade with its dazzling light; and
through the numerous openings in the trees I beheld a sight which would
seem to the reader altogether improbable, did I not propose, further on, to
bring forward the testimony of one of the most celebrated German naturalists
in support of my statement.
In a vast arena, a group of individuals, clad in red coats and with cocked
hats—surmounted by plumes of feathers, such as English officers wear—on
their heads, were seated on some rising ground, evidently in grave
deliberation, as though holding a kind of court-martial. In the midst of this
conclave I caught sight of a commanding-looking figure, also clothed in
scarlet, whose head and face were almost hidden beneath the ample shade of
a gigantic cocked hat.
The reader is certainly about to share my surprise. These individuals were
apes. Yes, apes. Again, and always, apes. But why were they dressed out in
garments in which one is unaccustomed to see them in their natural state?
Where had they procured these martial-looking coats and these formidable
cocked hats? These were riddles impossible to solve; it must be left to the
course of events to bring about an explanation.
The apes composing this group were siamangs, a redoubtable species,
who are, as Buffon says, among the largest of quadrumanous animals,
approaching the baboon in size.
These siamangs were presided over by the big ape who wore the admiral’s
hat. And he was a baboon. One could not be mistaken on this point, and I
above all, for was not Karabouffi the Second—Karabouffi the incendiary—a
baboon? How came it that at this moment I seemed to see in the person of
the president of the court-martial the very image of this treacherous monster?
“The ourang-outang,” says Buffon in his admirable work, “the ape who most
resembles man, is the most intelligent, the gravest, and most docile of all
apes. The magot, which, with its muzzle and dog-like fangs, diverges from the
human form and approaches that of animals, is rough, disobedient, and
slovenly; while baboons, which only resemble man by their hands, and have
tails, sharp claws, and large nostrils, have the air of ferocious beasts, and
what is more, do not belie their looks.”
Around this hideous tribunal, and ranged in triple and quadruple circles, I
noticed a crowd of apes of different kinds, but all of the very worst species,
and all, moreover, clad, if one can call it clad, or adorned, if one can call it
adorned, with some portion of the costume of an English officer, either of the
army or navy. One had, for instance, a hat splendidly got up, with a most
superb plume of feathers, but he had no red coat to set it off with; another had
a red coat, but no trousers; a third, on the contrary, had white trousers, but
neither red coat nor belt; a fourth had a belt and nothing else; a fifth was
distinguished only by a pair of white gloves, in which he placed sometimes his
hands, and sometimes his feet, or rather what represent feet in an ape; a sixth
had passed his arms through the sleeves of a midshipman’s blue jacket, but
with so little good luck, that the garment was hind-part before; another wore
an enormous gorget, which made him carry his head in the air like a tambour
major; whilst his neighbour, more favoured by fortune, or perhaps holding a
higher rank, for I was of course ignorant of the precise significance of the
various military trappings worn by these creatures with a gravity which at that
moment astonished me a hundred times more than the ordinary
extravagances of their fellows; whilst his neighbour, as I was saying, wore
golden epaulettes on a cavalry colonel’s coat. And this costume would not
have become him so very badly, had it not been much too large for him, and
capable, indeed, of containing at least half-a-dozen colonels of his particular
bulk. A sort of finish was given to his uniform by a pair of white gloves and a
military sash with silk and gold fringe. If no one of these apes displayed on his
own person a complete example of military costume, many at least among
them exhibited special portions of it, and I should state that all were armed
with a large sabre or a sword.
I should certainly fall far short of the truth if I attempted to describe my
impressions at the sight of this insulting burlesque of one of the most
honourable of professions—at the sight of these masquerade officers, every
one of whom trailed after him a tail which looked all the more ludicrous,
peeping out as it did from under his long coat—at the sight of those generals
who amused themselves with minute investigations of the heads of their
colleagues, not, however, for phrenological purposes, whilst their colleagues
considerately rendered them the same service.
At this moment a frightful guttural cry burst forth from the breast of the big
baboon who occupied the president’s place, and all those incongruities on
which I had been speculating were in an instant forgotten. There was silence
for some minutes, and I endeavoured to profit by it by putting my ideas—
fearfully strained by all that I had seen—a little in order. But the effort was a
useless one. I asked myself to no purpose for an explanation of the strange
society assembled before me; I knew well enough that I was not dreaming,
like I was the day before, when I fancied myself about to be assassinated by
the two ourang-outangs.
It was not the order which I found reigning among these numerous apes
assembled, as I fancied them to be, in court-martial, that caused me the most
astonishment, since I remembered what that illustrious naturalist, Marcgrave,
says—it was the sight of these hats on their brainless heads, these coats on
their ridiculous backs, that awakened in me the greatest surprise; for how was
it possible to account for the noble military uniform being prostituted to such
base uses as these?
While he was speaking, these unfortunate wretches trembled all over, from head to foot.—
Page 63.
I have said that all these apes were silent as the grave until they
caught sight of me. No sooner, however, did they perceive me than
this silence was broken. Callot’s necromantic pencil, or rather his
diabolical graver, which gave to us “The Temptation of St. Anthony,”
is necessary to depict what happened to me at this ineffaceable
moment of my existence.
At first a noise, so much like that of a hurricane that it caused me
to throw myself flat on the ground, succeeded to the death-like
silence with which these creatures were regarding the sight of the
blazing volcano before they were disturbed by my presence.
They were welcoming me.
Their eternal enemy, man, was in their midst.
And a man, too, who had sold apes!
A man who had even sold several of those present when at
Macao.
A man who had forced them to beat tambourines and leap through
hoops.
A man who had sometimes flogged them to make them dance with
a rose behind the ear, a shepherd’s hat on the head, and a crook in
the hand.
A man who had also cruelly deprived them of food and drink,
because they would not put on scarlet breeches and ruffles, and bow
and scrape in the ancient French fashion.
What ought I not to expect?
Karabouffi the First, seated on the block of lava, was presiding
over this gathering—as for the matter of that, he presided over
everything in this island, which had become subjected, I know not
how, to his sovereignty. His ministers, as we have already seen,
were only his servants and executioners.
I had been, as I have already said, recognised.
After this bewildering noise of which I have just spoken all my old
captives of Macao rushed upon me; their companions hastened to
follow their example. I felt that I was about to be torn into as many
pieces as my unfortunate cravat.
It was at this moment that I caught sight of the word Halcyon, the
name of Vice-Admiral Campbell’s frigate, on the buttons of the coats
worn by the leaders of this odious troop. The reader may judge of my
astonishment at this discovery. Where was I? In the name of
goodness, what had happened?
This I should probably never have known but for the cry uttered by
Karabouffi at the very moment that I was disappearing under a
mountain of baboons, apes, mandrills, magots, and ourang-outangs.
The thousand and one instantly let go their hold.
Karabouffi evidently had other intentions respecting me.
He uttered three distinct guttural cries, which were listened to with
marked attention.
The order had gone forth, it was now about to be executed, and
this is the way in which his behest was accomplished:—
On a signal from Karabouffi, these drolls of creation joined
themselves together like bundles of snakes, and tying themselves to
one another by their tails rapidly formed two chains. One of these
living chains entwined itself round my neck, the other twisted itself
about my legs, and I found myself, without being able to offer the
least resistance, the connecting link, as it were, of these two chains,
which soon formed only one, a kind of garland of apes, animated
and convulsive. As soon as this operation was completed, the end of
the chain which represented what one may style the head threw
itself with the swiftness of an arrow to the other side of the crater; the
end representing the tail did not move from where it was, and a
giddy swinging movement at once commenced. Picture to yourself if
you can my sad and ridiculous situation, swinging from right to left
and from left to right over a fire a hundred feet broad, all smoking
and blazing beneath me.
Each succeeding oscillation became quicker and quicker, owing, I
presume, to the increasing recklessness of my tormentors, until I
was swung from curve to curve, sixty feet on one side and sixty feet
on the other; then—but how is it possible for me in the state of mind
in which I then was to have calculated this frightful rate of
progression? Twenty thousand spectators, or rather twenty thousand
grimaces, twenty thousand contortions, fifty ranks deep, surrounded
the opening of the crater, above which I was floating, looking like a
forest of skins dotted with black and yellow muzzles, and bristling
with teeth which gnashed and chattered without ceasing; and from
one extremity to the other gigantic magots, quadrumanous
constables armed with sticks, moved about to keep order during the
entertainment—and what an entertainment, too, for even an ape to
derive gratification from! At one moment I believed myself thrown
into the clouds, at the next I felt the heat of the fire scorching my
back. I say nothing of the pain which I suffered from being wrapped
about and bound by those nervous cords which cut into my very
skin. And, worse than all, I was not even at the end of my
punishment.
The formidable swinging movement increased, the garland of
apes, of which I formed part, soon overleaped its most elevated point
of ascension, and then it was no longer a simple alternating
movement, more or less perilous, that I had to undergo, but a
rotatory motion, first rapid, then furious, and at last terrible. I had
been, as it were, the balance of a pendulum; I was now a cart-wheel,
the sails of a windmill, the stone in a sling; and I turned, and turned,
and turned till I became first white, then red, then purple, then violet,
and at last blue, and had quite lost my senses. I cried out; my cries
of suffering, of despair, and fear were lost amidst the squealing
huzzas and furious shriekings of these myriads of evil beings. When
they had shaken and whirled me about to their hearts’ content, they
brought their atrocious farce to a termination in the following manner:
—Giving me a final and more furious shaking than any I had before
experienced—ah! it makes my blood run cold to think of it—to the
extreme curve of the chain, which, when it had attained the highest
degree of gyratory violence, they all at once snapped asunder,
breaking it at the centre, where I was fixed. The consequence was
that I was flying like a ball across the crater, high above the
enthusiastic spectators—above everything, in fact, to a distance of
one or two hundred yards. Heaven only knows how I escaped being
smashed to pieces on falling! Doubtless there were still further
torments in store for me.
What were your thoughts, perhaps my readers will ask, while you
were thus travelling through space in a manner so contrary to the
usual habits of our kind? Why, I thought how very cruel we are when,
to amuse ourselves, we send up cats or dogs in the car of a small