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ELEPHANTS UNDER HUMAN CARE
ELEPHANTS
UNDER
HUMAN CARE
The Behaviour, Ecology, and Welfare of
Elephants in Captivity
PAUL A. REES
School of Science, Engineering and Environment, University of Salford, United Kingdom
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ix
x Contents
xiii
xiv Acknowledgements
Society of London (in the Journal of Zoology). The images used in Figs 3.7 and 4.13 and
Tables 4.6 4.9 were originally published by Taylor & Francis.
Fig. 1.16B was made available by Chetham’s Library, Manchester, United Kingdom,
from its archive of materials from the former Belle Vue Zoo in Manchester. Stephen Fritz
(Stephen Fritz Enterprises, Inc.) generously provided me with information about, and
photographs of, his elephant transportation operations, and I am most grateful for this
(Figs 8.24 8.26). Sections of UK legislation and excerpts from the Secretary of State’s
Standards of Modern Zoo Practice are reproduced under the Open Government Licence v3.0.
My brother Les Rees very kindly supplied Figs 8.12 and 8.14. My daughter Clara Clark
provided me with Fig. 5.2 (and the information accompanying it) taken during a visit to
Blackpool Zoo with my grandson Elliot. This book represents the culmination of a lifelong
interest in elephants into which I have dragged my wife, daughter and other family mem-
bers kicking and screaming. I hope that when they see this book, they will think it was a
life well spent and, at the very least, Elliot will enjoy looking at his grandpa’s pictures.
Preface
In his enlightening book, The Naked Ape, the zoologist Dr Desmond Morris made a
zoological study of the behaviour of Homo sapiens, arguing that such an approach was sci-
entifically justified because humans are simply another species of animal, even though
many live in largely human-made environments (Morris, 1967). The biology of elephants
has been extensively studied in the wild, but elephants have another biology: their biology
when under human care. Captive elephants are deserving of scientific study because they
can tell us things about elephants that would be difficult to investigate in the wild, and
also because they have a distribution, ecology, population biology, social structure, reper-
toire of behaviour and other characteristics that are different from their wild conspecifics.
This book is about the biology of elephants under human care, their welfare and their
unique relationship with humans. It is my attempt to draw together the many studies con-
ducted on elephants living in zoos, circuses, logging camps and other captive situations,
many (if not most) of which are ignored by the existing books on elephants. These animals
have a story to tell that, although it may not be as exciting as those of elephants living
wild in Africa and Asia, nevertheless deserves to be told.
If we were to ask, ‘What do we know about the biology of takins in captivity?’ the
answer would be, ‘Not very much’. The same cannot be said of elephants. Elephants have
been kept in captivity for thousands of years. In 350 BCE Aristotle described the training
of elephants in his History of Animals. By the 1970s field biologists were beginning to
describe the ecology and behaviour of wild elephants in Africa and Asia in detail.
Alongside these studies of elephants in their natural habitats, other scientists have been
studying the biology of elephants living in captivity.
Some of the early captive studies were concerned with basic biology (including post-
mortem anatomical studies), but in recent years there has been considerable interest in the
ecology, behaviour and welfare of elephants living in zoos and other captive environ-
ments. Their potential role in elephant conservation and the difficulties associated with
providing elephants with good welfare have attracted the interest of scientists, conserva-
tionists, animal welfare campaigners and politicians.
The published research on captive elephant biology is scattered throughout the aca-
demic literature in a wide range of journals and within husbandry manuals, reports
commissioned by governments and the publications of animal welfare organisations. The
purpose of this book is to draw together the results of published research conducted on
the ecology, behaviour and welfare of elephants living in zoos and other captive environ-
ments and, where useful, to compare these studies with what is known about elephant
biology in the wild. While it is not intended to be a husbandry manual, some of the stud-
ies discussed have clear husbandry implications. Although I have referred to some pub-
lished research concerned with the health and veterinary care of elephants, I have not
attempted to replicate the available books on this subject.
xv
xvi Preface
If we are to continue to manage elephants under human care, we have a duty to use all
of the available scientific knowledge to produce evidence-based management systems that
provide elephants with the best possible welfare. The existing elephant husbandry guide-
lines barely scratch the surface of what we know about elephants in captivity, and much
of what has been published is scattered within a myriad of journals and unpublished
reports. I hope this book goes some way towards gathering this information together in a
way that is accessible to scientists and nonscientists alike.
Paul A. Rees
University of Salford, Greater Manchester,
United Kingdom
Who is this book for?
This book should be useful for students studying zoology, zoo biology, animal behav-
iour, veterinary science, animal welfare and other related disciplines, as well as zoo pro-
fessionals who work with elephants and anyone who has a serious interest in the
Elephantidae. I hope it will also inform the debate about whether the potential conserva-
tion role of captive elephants can justify keeping them in zoos.
Over the past few years there has been a considerable increase in the number of papers
published on captive elephants, especially those living in zoos. I do not expect this interest
to wane any time soon, with the consequence that by the time anyone reads this, science
will have moved on and this work will be somewhat out of date. This, of course, is
inevitable and the fate of all textbooks. Nevertheless, I hope it will act as a starting point
for anyone interested in the subject and save them the chore of starting their research too
far back in time.
xvii
‘Zoo elephant’ or ‘elephant living
in a zoo’: a note on terminology
Some journals concerned with animal welfare or animal ethics discourage the use of
terms such as ‘zoo animals’ and ‘wild animals’, preferring authors to refer to ‘animals liv-
ing in zoos’ and ‘free-ranging animals’, respectively. Some authors refer to ‘zoo-housed’
elephants, while others use ‘in situ’ populations to refer to elephants living within their
range states. The style guide for the Journal of Applied Animal Welfare Science requires
authors to: ‘Use “animal in the laboratory” (zoo or wild) at first mention in both abstract
and text.’ I have tried to use terms such as ‘elephants living in zoos’ and ‘elephants work-
ing in logging camps’ where appropriate. However, I have also used terms such as ‘zoo
elephants’, ‘circus elephants’, ‘wild elephants’, and ‘captive elephants’ to avoid writing
sentences that are unnecessarily long and clumsy, and to avoid repetition. I have used the
personal pronouns ‘he’ and ‘she’ rather than ‘it’ when referring to individual elephants
whose sex is known, and the relative pronoun ‘who’ when referring to specific individual
elephants, rather than ‘that’.
xix
C H A P T E R
1
Elephants and their relationship
with humans
[The elephant] is the most significant terrestrial mammal survival, one that we might have expected
to have disappeared in the Pleistocene.
Clive Spinage (2019)
humans. But where they live alongside people who do not have the luxury of caring a
great deal about wildlife conservation, elephants are often perceived as competitors for
food and a threat to human life and property.
Why do we need another book about elephants? Many books have been written about
elephants, but most have paid little attention to the biology of elephants under human
care. Major scientific texts on wild elephants first appeared in the 1970s and were con-
cerned with the behaviour and ecology of particular populations, such as those in
southeastern Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) (McKay, 1973), North Bunyoro, Uganda (Laws et al.,
1975), Lake Manyara in Tanzania (Douglas-Hamilton and Douglas-Hamilton, 1975) and
southern India (Sukumar, 1989). The Natural History of the African Elephant (Sykes, 1971)
drew together much of what was known about the species at the time, but again focussed
on wild elephants, particularly their diseases (including anatomy) and ecology.
In his book Elephants, Eltringham (1982) devoted just four pages to ‘Elephants in Zoos’
in a work of 262 pages, and did not mention any of the research conducted on elephants
living in zoos. Most of this section of the book is an account of the life of an elephant
called Jumbo at London Zoo. Sukumar’s The Asian Elephant: Ecology and Management is
based mainly on a study he conducted on wild elephants in southern India (Sukumar,
1989). It does not concern itself with captive elephants and devotes just half a page of its
255 pages to captive breeding within range states.
Spinage’s book Elephants (Spinage, 1994) focuses on wild individuals, largely ignoring
studies of captive elephants, except for Benedict’s study of an Asian circus elephant: The
Physiology of the Elephant (Benedict, 1936). In Sukumar’s The Living Elephants: Evolutionary
Ecology, Behavior, and Conservation, the section devoted to the ‘Management of elephants in
captivity’ consists of just five pages out of a total of 478 and largely ignores the stud-
ies of elephants conducted in zoos (Sukumar, 2003). More recently, the behaviour and
ecology of African elephants have been described in detail by Moss et al. (2011), but this
book is based on the lives of wild elephants living in Amboseli in Kenya and the work of
the Amboseli Elephant Research Project that began in 1972.
Early books on captive Asian elephants predate works on wild elephants and began to
appear at the end of the 19th century. An early source of information on Asian elephants
was published in Madras by Steel (1885), A Manual of the Diseases of the Elephant and His
Management and Uses. In 1910 Lt. Colonel G.H. Evans, Superintendent of the Civil Veterinary
Department in Burma (Myanmar), published a similar book on elephant diseases (Evans,
1910). This was followed by a work entitled The Care and Management of Elephants (Ferrier,
1947). Lt. Colonel J.H. Williams’s book Elephant Bill was published in 1951 and described his
exploits as a soldier and elephant expert in Burma working for the Bombay Burma Trading
Corporation extracting teak from the forests, and during the Burma Campaign of the Second
World War (Williams, 1951). Although he was not a scientist, the work contains much useful
anecdotal information about the lives, behaviour and health of working elephants at the time.
Captive elephants suffer from a range of foot problems, some of which may ultimately
be fatal. Csuti et al. (2001) published The Elephant’s Foot: Prevention and Care of Foot
Conditions in Captive Asian and African Elephants following the first North American confer-
ence on elephant foot care and pathology that was held in 1998 at Oregon Zoo.
Kurt and Garaı̈ (2007) have drawn together captive studies in The Asian Elephant in
Captivity, largely focussing on working animals kept within the range states and at the
For most people an elephant is an elephant. The majority of the general public probably
cannot tell Asian elephants from African elephants, and would consider the distinction
between savannah and forest elephants of academic interest only. In many old films set in
Africa, Asian elephants were used instead of the African species because they were more
readily available, and it was no doubt assumed that the film-going public would be oblivi-
ous to the error. In the 1960s television series about a vet running a fictional animal behav-
iour study centre in East Africa, Daktari, an Asian elephant called Modoc wore false ears to
make her look African (Carwardine, 1995).
She: “Oh, but I can match you one vulgar Restoration gallant against
another!
“ ‘Then talk not of inconstancy,
False hearts and broken vows;
If I by miracle can be
This live-long minute true to thee,
’Tis all that Heaven allows.’ ”
III
It is a sorry business to enquire into what men think, when we are every
day only too uncomfortably confronted with what they do. Moreover, the
science of psychology—for that is what we are talking about—is as yet but a
demoiselle among the sciences; and that writer carries the least conviction
who tries to wind his tale about her immature coils. Therefore we will not
enquire into the young Duke’s thoughts, but merely relate his actions: we
will leave his psychology to the fishes of the tideless sea, while we let him
confront us with all his vanity.
The time came when the young Duke awoke. Now the winds of the sea
were playing about him, the sun was certainly not where he had left it, and
the angle of his deck-chair was peculiar. The world was very dark. He
looked upon the sea and found it odd, and he looked upon the land and did
not find it at all.
“Ho!” cried the Duke. “Where is the land, the land of France? Ho there,
Captain Tupper! What have you done with the fair land of France? I do not
see it anywhere. Our French allies will be exceedingly annoyed when they
hear we have mislaid them. And do my eyes deceive me, or is that a wave
making for us over there?”
“It is blowing moderate from the southeast, your Grace.”
“Moderate, upon my word! Captain Tupper, moderation sickens me. Ho, I
see some land over there!”
“We have just left Nice behind, your Grace.”
“I sincerely hope, Captain Tupper, that you are not among those who
affect to despise Nice. Queen Victoria was very fond of Nice. It may not be
Deauville or Coney Island, Captain Tupper, but Nice can still offer
attractions of a homely sort.”
“But I understood, your Grace, that——”
“These are strange words, Captain Tupper! But proceed.”
“—that our direction was Naples.”
“Naples? Good God, Naples! And look, there’s another wave making
straight for us! Hang on, Tupper. I’ll see you are all right. You sailors aren’t
what you were in the days when you each had a port in every——”
“A wife in every port is the correct form of the libel, your Grace.”
“But hang it, I call this, don’t you, a damned rough sea? However, I feel
very gay this evening. I have just had an idea. Now, Tupper, let me hear no
more of this high-handed talk about turning your back on Nice.”
“But, your Grace, we are making for Naples!”
“Your obsession for Naples seems to me singularly out of place on a
windy evening. I think you might consider me a little, even though I am on
my own yacht. I detest, I deplore, Naples. Put back to Nice, Captain Tupper.
I am for Paris!”
“For Paris, your Grace!”
“For Paris, Captain Tupper, with a laugh and a lance and a tara-tara-
diddle for to break a pretty heart!”
IV
VI
Now the Duke had turned his yacht from Naples merely to amuse himself
(that is to say, to annoy his wife); but is it not a fact, as The Morning Post
lately asked in reference to our treating with the Soviet Republic, that it is
dangerous to play with fire? So it happened that the Duke had not been gay
of his new enchantment for long before all others palled on him, and he
awoke one morning to recognise that he could not, try as he would, do
without the one enchantment that was called Ava Lamb. Those American
sisters, first the one and then the other, were fated, it appeared, to ravish his
imagination to the exclusion of the whole race of womankind. And he had
all the more leisure in which to contemplate his dilemma insomuch as Miss
Lamb, pleading the importunity of friends, would sometimes not see him for
days at a time.
In the meanwhile the Duchess, in London, was preparing to petition the
Courts to release her from her unfortunate marriage; and after the usual
correspondence had passed between the lawyers of both parties, and the
usual evidence collected, the majesty of the law pronounced the usual decree
and everyone said the usual things.
Impatiently the Duke in Paris awaited the wire which would tell him that
he was no longer the husband of Leonora Mall; and when it came he delayed
only long enough to instruct his valet to telephone his London florists to
send the ex-Duchess a basket of flowers before calling on Miss Ava Lamb at
her hotel.
However, she was not at home. The Duke protested. Even so, she was not
at home. The Duke felt rebuked for not having conformed to the decencies
of divorce so far as to wait twenty-four hours; and in all humility he returned
the next day.
However, she was not at home. The Duke pleaded. Even so, she was not
at home; for, her maid said, she was resting before the ardours of the night
journey to Cherbourg, whence she would embark for New York. The Duke
scarce awaited the end of the astounding news. Miss Lamb was lying down.
Calm and cold, she said:
“What does this mean, Duke? How dare you force yourself on me like
this?”
Fair, tall, intent, the Duke further dared her displeasure by raising her
unwilling hand to his lips. Twilight filled the room. Outside, the motors
raced across the Place Vendôme. The Duke said:
“I have dared everything on this one throw. Ava, I love you.”
Miss Lamb said to her maid, “Go,” and she went.
The Duke smiled unsteadily, saying: “Well? Ava, what have you to say?”
Where she lay on her couch in the dusk, her face was like a pale white
flower. But he could not see her eyes, because they were closed. The dress
she wore was black. The hand that lay outstretched on her black dress was as
soft as a temptation, and he said: “I have a ring for that hand that has not its
peer in the world. I love you. Ava, will you marry me?”
He could not see her eyes, because they were closed. But still the dusk
lacked the courage to steal the red from her mouth, and the Duke saw that
her mouth was parted in a queer sad smile.
“Why do you smile?” he whispered, and he said unsteadily: “I know why.
You do not believe I love you, you do not believe I know how to love, you
think me the shallow, vain braggart that I have shown to you in the guise of
myself until this moment. But I love you, Ava, more than life. I love you,
Ava, with all the youthful love I had for your sister increased a thousandfold
by the knowledge I now have of myself: for it is by loving that men come to
know themselves, and it is by knowing themselves in all humility that men
can love with the depths of their hearts. Ava, I do love you terribly! Won’t
you speak, won’t you say one word, do you disdain my love so utterly as
that? Yet I can’t blame you, for I have spent my life in proving that my love
is despicable. I have been proud, pitiless, impious. I am soiled. But, Ava,
even a fool may come to know the depths of his folly; and I who know so
much of desire, dearly beloved, know that I have never loved until this
moment. Still you won’t speak? Ava, I did not think you so ungenerous
when in my vanity I first fell under your gentle enchantment. Dear, your
silence is destroying all of me but my love. Won’t you give me even so
much as a queen will give a beggar, that, had he been another man in another
world, he might have kissed her hand?”
Now night had extinguished all but the last tapers of twilight, and in the
dark silence the maid whispered to his ear: “Your Grace, she is asleep.”
VII
The Duke told his chauffeur outside Miss Lamb’s hotel that he would not
need him again that evening, he would walk. But he had not walked above a
dozen yards across the Place Vendôme, regardless of his direction, regardless
of the traffic, when the breathless voice of his valet detained him. Stormily
the Duke swung about.
“This telegram,” the valet panted, “came the minute after you had left this
afternoon. I feared, your Grace, it might be important, and took the liberty to
follow you.”
The Duke’s face paled as he read. The telegram was from the hall-porter
of his club in St. James’s Street. The valet, an old servant, was concerned at
his master’s pale looks: but he was even more concerned at the sudden smile
that twisted them.
“I hope I did right, your Grace.”
“Quite right, Martin.” And suddenly the young Duke smiled a happy
smile. “You have brought me this wire at just the right moment. I can’t,
Martin, thank you enough. Meanwhile, old friend, go back and pack.
Everything. We are for Mall to-night. Paris is no place for an Englishman to
die in. For pity’s sake, Martin, don’t look so gaga—but go!”
Miss Lamb’s maid did not attempt to conceal her surprise at the Duke’s
quick reappearance at the door of the suite. But the young man’s face was so
strangely set that she had not the heart to deny him sight of her mistress.
“I’ll be,” she sighed, “dismissed!”
The Duke smiled, and maybe he never was so handsome nor so gay as at
that moment.
The maid said: “My mistress still sleeps. It is when she is happy that she
sleeps.”
“Happy? Does it make a woman happy, then, to see a man destroyed by
love?”
“It is more comfortable, your Grace, to be loved than to love. But I know
nothing of my mistress’s heart. I came to her service only the other day. Yes,
she is asleep. And the room is dark.”
The Duke said: “Good! This is indeed my lucky day.”
“I leave you, your Grace. And if I am dismissed?”
“I count you as my friend. I do not forget my friends. Leave me now.”
But a few minutes before he had left that room in a storm of rage. Now, a
great peace was on him. He let the minutes pass by, standing there in the soft
darkness, a man condemned to death. His life behind him lay like a soiled
wilderness through which smirked and pirouetted an unclean travesty of
himself. The gates of death looked to him clean and beautiful. He did not
wish his life had been otherwise: he regretted not a minute of waste, not one
inconstancy, not one folly: he regretted not a strand that had gone to the
making of the mad silly tapestry of his life, he was glad that all had been as
it had been so that he could now be as he was, a man who understood
himself and could die with a heart cleansed of folly and sacred to love.
To the windows of the quiet dark room rose the chatter of the lounging
traffic of the Place Vendôme. The Duke listened, and smiled. Brown eyes
and scarlet lips, blue eyes and scarlet lips, black hair and golden hair and
tawny hair, lazy smile and merry smile and greedy smile and bored smile,
little breathless laughs, little meaningless laughs and sharp cries of pleasure,
dresses of Chanel, Patou, Vionnet, Molyneux—round and round the Place
Vendôme they went, like automata on a bejewelled merry-go-round. And the
Duke saw himself sitting in motor-cars first beside one and then beside
another, talking, talking, whispering, sighing, yawning....
As the minutes passed his sight began to distinguish the objects in the
room. On a table some roses were fainting in a bowl. He made obeisance and
kissed a rose, for kissing a rose will clean a man’s lips. Then he knelt beside
the still figure on the couch and he kissed her mouth.
“Oh!” she cried, and she cried: “You thief!”
He said: “Your voice is so cold that ice would seem like fire beside it. But
I don’t care.” And again he kissed her mouth. Then he said: “Your lips are
burning. That is very odd. Your voice is very cold, but your lips are burning.
Now why is that?”
“For shame,” she whispered. “They are burning for shame that you are so
little of a man.”
He laughed, his lips by her ear. “Beloved, do you think I would die
without kissing your lips? Honestly, beloved, could you expect it?”
In the darkness he could just see the pale mask of her face and the
shining, savage pools of her eyes, and he kissed first one and then the other.
She was very still.
“Die?” she whispered.
He would have laughed again, but he fancied that maybe too much
laughter would not become his situation, would appear like bravado. But he
would have liked to show her he was happy, and why he was happy. A vain
man, he had realised that he was contemptible: therefore it was good to die.
Loving as he had never loved before, he was unloved: therefore it was good
to die.
He told her how he had been warned that the cock on St. James’s tower
had crowed thrice that dawn. And then he was amazed, for as he made to
rise he could not. He cried out his wonder.
She said: “Be still!”
He cried out his despair.
She whispered: “Be still!”
Her arm was tight about his shoulder, and that was why his happiness had
left him like a startled bird. He sobbed: “Child, for pity’s sake! It’s too late
now. Let me die in peace. To have died without your love was blessedly
easy. A moment ago I was happy.”
“Die! You!” And, as she mocked him thus, the cold irony of the English
tongue tore aside the veil of the American accent, and when the Duke stared
into her eyes he had leapt up and run away for shame but that her arm was
still tight about his shoulder.
“You, Leonora, you! And so you have revenged yourself!”
She whispered: “Be still!”
And as he made to tear himself away, she said: “Yes, I wanted to be
revenged. I wanted you to fall in love with me. I wanted you to look a fool.”
“Then you must be very content, Leonora! Let me go now.”
“Let you go?” she cried. “Let you go! But are you mad!”
“Oh, God,” he said pitifully, “what is this new mockery!”
“You see,” she sighed, “I’ve gone and fallen in love with you again! That
rather takes the edge off my joke, doesn’t it? Oh, dear! Maximilian, I have
waited to love you as I love you now ever since I married you four years
ago. But you never would let me. Be honest, sweet—would you ever let me
love you? You were always the world’s spoilt darling, the brilliant and
dashing and wealthy Duke of Mall—and I your American wife! Darling,
what a lot of trouble you give those who love you! I have had to go through
all the bother of divorcing you to make you love me, and now I suppose I
must go through all the bother of marrying you again because you’ve made
me love you——”
“Oh, but listen!” he made to protest.
“I certainly won’t!” she cried. “I must say, though, that you’ve made love
to me divinely these last few months, and the real Ava would have fallen for
you, I’m sure, if she hadn’t been in California all this while. I dyed my hair a
little, but the only real difference between me and your wife was that I
listened to you while you talked about yourself. Darling,” said she, “kiss me,
else how shall I know that we are engaged to be married?”
He said desperately: “Leonora, what are you saying! Do you forget that I
am to die?”
“Not you, not you! You may be divorced for the time being, poor
Maximilian, but you’re not nearly dead yet. I sent that wire myself this
morning from Victoria Station—to mark the fact that the Duke of Mall is
dead! Long live the Duke of Mall!”
“Leonora, I can’t bear this happiness!”
“But you must learn to put up with it, sweet!”
“Leonora, how divine it is to be in love! I love you, Leonora!”
“My, how this British guy mocks a poor American girl!”
“But, Leonora, I adore you!”
“Words, words, words! Whereas, sweet, a little action would not come
amiss. You might for instance, kiss me. Max, how I’ve longed to be kissed
by you these last few months! Max darling, please kiss me at once! I assure
you it is quite usual between engaged couples.”
Note: The legend of the Dukedom of Mall may not find a full measure of
credence owing to the fact (only recently pointed out to the author) that the
weather-vane on the tower of St. James’s Palace is adorned, not by a golden
cock, but by a golden arrow. But have we not been warned in letters of gold,
that shall last so long as mankind lasts, not to put our faith in the word of
Princes? The author does in all humility venture to suggest that the same
must undoubtedly apply also to the word of Dukes.
VII: THE REVOLTING DOOM OF A GENTLEMAN WHO WOULD
NOT DANCE WITH HIS WIFE
T HERE is a tale that is told in London, and maybe it is told also in the
salons of New York and upon the Boulevards of Paris, how one night a
nightingale sang in Berkeley Square and how that song was of a doubtful
character calculated to provoke disorder in households brought up in the fear
of God. Needless to say, there are not wanting those who will have it that no
nightingale could have done such a thing; nor has the meanness of envy ever
been so clearly shown as by those who have suborned certain bird-fanciers
into declaring that the nightingale is a bird notably averse from singing in
squares and that the legend should therefore be deleted from the folk-tales of
Mayfair. But, however that may be, the song of the nightingale is far from
being the burden of this tale, which has to do in a general way with a plague
of owls, in a particular way with one owl, and in a most particular way with
the revolting doom of a gentleman who would not dance with his wife.
Many will hold, in extenuation of his disagreeable attitude, that he could not
dance. But could he not have taken a lesson or two?
Now of the many and divers people who saw the owls in flight we need
mention only policemen, statesmen, ’bus-drivers, noblemen, Colonials and
hawkers, to be convinced of the truth of what they one and all say, how in
the gloom of a certain summer’s twilight not long ago there flew a plague of
owls across Trafalgar Square towards the polite heights of Hampstead Heath.
Maybe no one would have remarked them, for the strange cries and hootings
with which they adorned their flight were not discordant with the noises of
the town, had not the pigeons that play about Lord Nelson’s monument fled
before them with affrighted coos; and in such an extremity of terror were the
timid creatures that very few were ever seen in those parts again, which is a
sad thing to relate.
Nor can any man speak with any certainty as to the exact number of the
owls, for the twilight was deep and the phenomenon sudden; but one and all
need no encouragement to vouch for their prodigious multitude: while the
fact that they appeared to be flying from the direction of Whitehall at the
impulse of a peculiar indignation has given rise among the lower people to a
superstition of the sort that is perhaps pardonable in those who have not had
the benefits of a public-school education. These simples declare that the
owls, for long peacefully asleep within the gloomy recesses unrecognisable
to the feathered intelligence as the austere House of Lords, had been startled
from their rest by the activities of the new Labour Government as revealed
in that patrician place by the agile incendiarism of my Lords Haldane and
Parmoor, and had in one body fled forth to seek a land wherein a
Conservative Government would afford them the lulling qualities necessary
for their rest.
The serious historian, however, is concerned only with facts. The plague
of owls fled no one knows whither, although superstition points to Italy. But
this much is known, that whilst crossing the brilliant centre of Piccadilly
Circus one among them swooped down from the twilight and perched on the
left wing of the figure of Eros:[A] which, presented to the nation by one of
the Earls of Shaftesbury, adorns the head of the charming fountain where old
women will sell pretty flowers to anyone who will buy, roses in summer and
roses in winter, roses by day and roses by night, or maybe a bunch of violets
for a young lady, a gardenia for a gentleman of the mode.
[A] Almost immediately after the publication of this tale in a magazine, the figure of
Eros was removed from Piccadilly Circus. It has been generally supposed that, to effect
this removal, pressure was brought to bear on the London County Council by
gentlemen-who-will-not-dance-with-their-wives, whose name, alas, is legion.
Now why that one owl separated itself from its fellows for no other
apparent reason than to perch on the left wing of Lord Shaftesbury’s Eros
has hitherto been a mystery to the man in the street, who was at the time
present in considerable numbers reading The Evening News and discussing
the probable circulation the next morning of The Daily Mail. The owl rested
on its perch most silently: nor did it once give the least sign of any
perturbation at the din of the marching hosts of Piccadilly Circus, and this
for the space of one hour and eighteen minutes: when it hooted thrice with
marvellous dolour and fled, to be lost almost on the instant among the lofty
shadows of the Regent’s Palace Hotel.
It has to be told that the cry of the owl on the fountain served three
purposes, which the historian can best arrange in ascending degrees of
abomination with the help of the letters a, b and c: (a) it struck such terror
into the vitals of an inoffensive young gentleman of the name of Dunn that
he has never been the same man since; (b) it was the death-knell of a gentle