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Guy Literally Sneezed Out His Guts, Somehow Turned Out Fine
Guy Literally Sneezed Out His Guts, Somehow Turned Out Fine
By Ed Cara
Published July 5, 2024 | Comments (7)
In a recent case report, doctors have detailed what might be the world’s most
horrific sneeze ever documented. Their patient, a 63-year-old man, sneezed
out his intestines through his reopened surgical wounds. Remarkably,
surgeons were able to carefully put the man’s bowels back where they
belonged and the man made a complete recovery.
This article contains graphic descriptions that some readers might find
upsetting.
The case of the gut-busting sneeze was described in a paper published this
May in the American Journal of Medical Case Reports. According to the
report, the man had received surgery two weeks earlier that removed his
bladder to treat the complications of previous radiation therapy for his
prostate cancer. The surgery went off without a hitch, and that morning his
doctors removed the staples covering his seemingly well-healed wounds. To
celebrate, the man and his wife went to eat breakfast at a diner, and that’s
when it happened.
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The man let out a forceful sneeze while coughing and immediately after felt a
“wet” sensation and pain in his lower abdomen. When he looked down, he saw
“several loops of pink bowel” sticking out of his surgical wounds. To put it
lightly, the man wasn’t exactly sure of what to do next. He covered his
intestines with his shirt and initially thought about driving to the hospital
himself. Worried that this might worsen his predicament, though, his wife
instead called for an ambulance.
Unsurprisingly, the paramedic who arrived was likewise uncertain about the
best way to handle the situation at first. She briefly considered pushing some
of the bowels inside at first, but then remembered some lessons she had
learned from lectures on treating similar injuries. The paramedic ultimately
decided to cover the man’s exposed guts with an abdominal pad soaked in
saline and gauze wrapped around the man’s body before taking him to the
hospital.
Amazingly, his bowels remained intact throughout all this and he was
otherwise doing well by the time he arrived at the emergency room. Three
surgeons worked together to carefully maneuver the man’s intestines into its
usual position. His recovery went smoothly and he was discharged six days
later in good condition. His final diagnosis: a literal case of evisceration, also
known as disembowelment.
Just in case you’re wondering, by the way, the doctors thankfully did not
include a picture of the man’s injury. But they did think to create an
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illustration that anyone’s mother would be proud to put on their fridge.
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