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S04E05
of a man.
Modern.Family.S04E05 You literally scared a little saliva
Why there are giant lolipops all over And a little urine out of him.
the front yard? That happens to me every time I see a
And why they taste so bad? monkey wearing people clothes.
Because they are made of cardboard, I was plenty scary.
mouth breather. I used professional-grade makeup.
Hey, the world needs more dreamers, That's the point, Claire. It was
Luke overkill.
Never stop licking things. You're the kind of person
I know it's lame, who can be twice as scary without
but after last year we promised the wearing any makeup. Bye.
neighbours You remembered to pick up the costumes,
we would keep our decorations more right?
family friendly. Yes, they're right over there.
We can't carve a pumpkin? Very excited.
The petition was very specific. Cam has lost a lot of weight--
Every Halloween, we have the best No.
house. So we're throwing a Halloween party
Last year, I took things to a whole new to debut the new him.
level. I'll be dressed as a matador.
But appearently it's too scary for some Wh-what is it now, 30?
kids. So I've lost Lily.
And one adult. Where is lily?
Trick-or-treat! - Do you--you don't have her? - No.
Would you like some candy? Why would I have her?
Yeah! - I don't have her in my pocket. - Cam?
Or would you rather have this? What about the tiara?
Come on. You're fine. Uh, we didn't buy one.
I don't care what anyone says. You can just use the one from last
You did not give that man a heart year.
attack. Are we poor?
Thank you. No, sweetheart, but you don't need two
I mean, you're not even scary. tiaras.
Can I grab a little bit of this candy How about next Halloween you try a
for my open house tonight? different costume?
Uh, yeah, sure, but... No. I have to be a princess.
It's genius. An open house on Every year? Why?
Halloween. Because my mom's a princess,
Millions of bored parents, Just like you told me.
just trying to keep their... kids out Cam and I have always known that
of traffic. someday,
Now they can get away from all that, we were gonna have to have the big talk
And see a nice house. with lily,
What do you mean, I'm not even scary? about who her mom was.
I literally almost scared the life out We--we were gonna pick the right time
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Manny, why are you coming back from Can we have our candy now?
school so late? Just as soon as we go over
I got sent to the principal's office. what you're gonna tell your parents.
Oh. I am sending him an angry e-mail, - Now what was our style? - Pre-war
because I don't like when-- craftsman.
No, no, no. It's not his fault. Good, good. And how many square feet?
- What did you do wrong? - Nothing. Still no trick-or-treaters?
Oh, that's it. I'm calling him. - Not yet. - Well, maybe people are
- I hate when he tries to-- - Nothing going out later this year.
on purpose. Well, the street's full of kids,
It was between periods, right before but they're actively detouring around
this big test. our house.
I was clearing my mind by practicing Move along.
some of my Gene Kelly dance moves. Who wants some candy?
- As one does. - Right. Plenty of name-brand...
And my umbrella accidentally snagged - family-friendly candy right here. -
the fire alarm. Oh! It's a trap!
The principal thought I did it on No. I--ooh, how about you? Hey--
purpose You want some candy, right? Come on,
- so we'd miss the test. - But you - have some candy! - Mom! Mommy, she's
didn't! got me!
That's it! I'm going to his house! No, I don't-- I'm not trying--
Mom! You gotta stop doing this. - My candy! - Just leave it!
I'm not sure if it's the pregnancy, Jay, you have to get ready for Mitch
which we both know isn't your fault... and Cam's party.
But lately you've been such a hothead. Gloria, does my skin look looser to
I am not a hothead! I am Colombian. you?
We get excited. What?
My country is covered in coffee. Maybe I should try some of that fancy
Just like the Starbucks girl neck cream of yours.
when she got your order wrong? Don't you have some with specks of
Half-caf, non-fat wet soy latte. diamonds in it or something?
How hard is that to hear?! Trick-or-treat.
You don't get to be 2-time You guys don't even have costumes.
nonconsecutive I'm a skeleton.
district salesman of the year without And I'm--I'm a lemon.
thinking inside the box. Aren't you too old to be trick-or-
That's right. I said "Inside." treating?
You know why? 'cause while everyone's Aren't you too old to be having a baby?
chasing each other around outside the Ah, you find that funny, lemon?
box, Here's a better joke.
You know what the box is? Knock, knock. What's gone?
Empty. Your candy!
Which brings us back to our formal What was that?
dining room. Some rude dummies, that they think that
Now any questions? they can--
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Wow! Looks like somebody really likes I wasn't really that scared.
you. Okay.
What can I say? I still got it. Hey, you never told me if you hit those
I've been meaning to ask you-- have you kids with that egg.
lost some weight? They blended into the crowd,
- Because you look good. - Wow, you but there was a slow one with them.
have no idea He couldn't run so fast,
what that means to hear from you, Jay. and I nailed him pretty good.
Uh, turn it that way. - I warned you. - Okay, Reuben.
I thought this might cheer you up. Where are your cool friends now?
Da plane! Da plane! Not q-tipping your ear, that's for
Baby girl! sure.
Look you! You even taught her the Okay, Reuben.
catchphrase. This is why I never hang out with cool
Yeah. Jay, have you seen my new tattoo? kids.
- Be in touch. - Well, thanks so much Yeah, you rejected them,
for coming. Shortly after you and your mom
- Yeah. Thanks. - Okay. roller danced at the talent show.
Okay, Claire, they're gone. You can Oh... we were robbed.
come out now. Couldn't have been the song you picked.
Claire? "Wind beneath my w--" Ow!
Honey, I'm sorry I said you weren't
scary.
It's been such a long day.
Can we please just go home?
All right. I'm leaving without ya.
So... this remote you know how to use.
Yes?
Phil, where are you?
Claire? Where are you?
I came over to scare you, but then I
heard you
showing the house to that couple,
so I got out of your way.
Are you at home?
Yeah. I got here ten minutes ago.
S-so... So you're saying...
This call isn't coming from inside the
house?
What are you talking about? Just get
home.
The kids and I are hungry.
Yeah, hurry up, dad.
We miss you!
Miss you, too, buddy.
Trick-or-treat!
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