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8.05am
Rosamund Urwin, media editor of
The Sunday Times
Ben Taylor, editor of The Sunday Times
as older people claim for life
8.20am The historian Tom Holland talks about
his growing suspicion that men are Chris Smyth Whitehall Editor report estimates that while people who
Worrying rise have been claiming the benefit for less
pre-occupied with the Roman Empire
Taxpayers face a £10 billion bill for The number of people inactive due to than two years had a 16 per cent chance
2.05pm Corinne Bailey Rae, right, the rising numbers of people stuck on dis- of moving off it the following year, this
Grammy-winning singer-songwriter long-term sickness and reporting five or
ability benefits for life. more health conditions has risen fell steadily the longer they stayed on it.
3.35pm Rory Cellan-Jones speaks to Jane More than half a million extra pen- 42 per cent from 2019 Pensioners have a 3.6 per cent chance
Garvey and Fi Glover about his memoir sioners will claim disability benefits Million 1 of recovering enough to come off the
COVID-19
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decade. That figure is set to rise by a cheap but may still be good value.” His
days since Wall Street Journal
reporter Evan Gershkovich
was detained in Russia
#FreeEvan
Oil-fired boiler ban may be Abuse victims
Migration ‘risks Rental costs up England victory
delayed after Tory gripes warn Big Tech
future of EU’ 12% in a year over Japan
George Grylls Political Correspondent products. The Times now understands
over privacy
Giorgia Meloni, the Residential rents England moved to that the government is looking at revis-
Italian prime minister, across Britain are the brink of the rugby Ministers are looking at delaying a ban ing the 2026 date. A government source Mark Sellman
has said the future of rising at their fastest World Cup quarter- on the installation of oil-fired boilers by said that ministers wanted to take a Technology Correspondent
the EU is at stake pace on record as high finals with a 34-12 2026 after a backlash from Tory MPs. “pragmatic” approach to reaching net
unless it can stop a interest rates shut victory over Japan About 1.7 million off-grid houses zero. A coalition of more than 100 sexual
surge in uncontrolled would-be buyers out of that owed a debt to a would be affected by the ban, which is The audit is seen as a way to address abuse survivors, families and child
migration. She was the property market. bizarre “header” by Joe part of the government’s plan to hit net- cost of living concerns. A new oil-fired safety experts has urged tech platforms
joined on the island of Monthly rental costs Marler to set up a key zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050. boiler costs about £4,700 on average, to consult victims about the safety of
Lampedusa by Ursula are on average 12 per try for Courtney Under the proposals, homeowners compared with £10,000 for an air- end-to-end encryption.
von der Leyen, the cent higher than they Lawes, who said “the would have to install more expensive source heat pump, according to The The letter was sent before the passing
European Commission were last year, at over ball was so greasy — it heat pumps instead. The Countryside Eco Experts, a consultancy, although of the Online Safety Bill to executives
president. £1,300. was tough”. Alliance is among the organisations government grants can halve this. such as Mark Zuckerberg at Meta and
that have campaigned against the ban, Some net-zero measures are set to Meredith Whittaker at Signal. It said:
arguing that it would have a dispropor- remain after lobbying from business, “The pursuit of end-to-end encryption
COMMENT 27 WORLD 32 SPORT 55 tionate effect on rural communities. including the forced transition to elec- without safeguards will mean offenders
THUNDERER 28 BUSINESS 37 CROSSWORD 66 Rishi Sunak is conducting an audit of tric cars. Sunak is ready to phase out can contact, groom and abuse children
LEADING ARTICLES 31 REGISTER 49 TV & RADIO TIMES2 net-zero policies before the next elect- petrol and diesel cars on a strict time behind closed doors. In the future, it
ion, reviewing the green policies frame before a total ban on new models will be a new technology that puts
FOLLOW US announced under Boris Johnson. being sold in 2030. children at risk.”
thetimes timesandsundaytimes thetimes Ministers have already softened their Craig Mackinlay, Conservative End-to-end encryption ensures that
stance on the oil-fired boiler ban by chairman of the net zero scrutiny group only sender and recipient can view a
OFFER accepting an amendment to the gov- of MPs, said: “Real net-zero costs are message. Signal had threatened to quit
ernment’s energy bill after a rebellion now coming into view, with public the UK over provisions in the bill that it
Save up to 30% with a subscription to of Tory MPs led by George Eustice, the support waning once the reality of huge believed would undermine encryption.
The Times and The Sunday Times former environment secretary. The
amendment forces providers of liquid
bills and curtailment of freedoms be-
comes real. Net zero will become an
The government defused the row.
Ofcom said it was ready to set out
THETIMES.CO.UK/SUBSCRIBE fuel for boilers to supply renewable electoral battleground.” standards for tackling “online harms”.
THE WEATHER continued from page 1 assault we would encourage them to tor, praised the reporting by The Times
Brand allegations contact police.” and Sunday Times as a “meticulously
The BBC has also begun an investi- researched and sourced investigation”.
come forward, she said: “If they feel gation and said: “Russell Brand worked The Times and The Sunday Times
15 ready, and it’s not going to traumatise on BBC radio programmes between gave Brand eight days within which to
them too much, come forward.” 2006 and 2008 and we are urgently reply to allegations. Lawyers for Brand
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The women who have alleged sexual looking into the issues raised.” initially said that they were not in a
14 21 assaults by Brand do not know each Brand, 48, is in the middle of a stand- position to provide any response
other. They said they felt ready to speak up tour. After the first reports into his because we had posed a “large litany of
only after being approached by report- treatment of women were published, he questions” and had intentionally cho-
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ers. Many felt compelled to speak appeared on Saturday at a London sen to anonymise the names of the
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15 because of Brand’s reinvention as an theatre, and received support from women. Pressed to provide a full re-
22 influencer with millions of web many of his dedicated fans. One of the sponse, the same lawyers did not reply.
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followers. planned tour gigs, in Plymouth next When given further opportunity to
27 A Met spokesman said: “We are week, was due to be in collaboration respond, Brand broadcast a statement
aware of media reporting of a series of with Trevi, a domestic abuse charity. on his YouTube channel saying “amidst
allegations of sexual assault. At this The charity said it was “deeply saddened this litany of astonishing, rather bar-
A band of showery rain will spread time, we have not received any reports and upset” to learn about the allega- oque attacks are some very serious alle-
eastwards leaving sunny spells and in relation to this. If anyone believes tions and had stopped its work with him. gations that I absolutely refute”.
showers. they have been the victim of a sexual Nazir Afzal, a former chief prosecu-
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There are many theories behind the Cards are then dealt one by one, and such.” He said that revealing his who were given private, one-on-one
workings of David Berglas’s famous the fifth one to emerge is the card method would be “like asking a performances and could not explain
card trick, but despite revealing almost named by the first person. In this musician who can improvise to teach the outcome.
every other secret in his six-decade example, it is the ten of hearts. you his improvisation, which of course Others, such as Aaron Fisher, the
career, the British magician has While dozens of variations of he can’t”. American magician, pointed to
continued to declare it unteachable ACAAN have emerged since its Theories about the magic behind Berglas’s background in
(Shayma Bakht writes). inception in the 1700s — with some the touchless ACAAN include psychotherapy and medical hypnosis.
Berglas, 97, who held his post as involving the spectator writing down accusations that Berglas used a stooge Fisher said simply that Berglas
president of the Magic Circle for the selected card and others including disguised as a spectator who would “messes with minds . . . not decks”.
almost a decade in the 1990s, had his a deck full of blanks — Berglas’s have memorised the order of the In Richard Kaufman’s book The
career cemented by the “Berglas remains unique because after placing cards to be able to call out the second Berglas Effects, which attempts to
Effect”, which he debuted in 1953. his deck on the table he does not number, after the first genuine explain all of Berglas’s tricks, the
It is a version of the classic magic touch the cards until after the final spectator offers their random card of author, also a magician, admitted he
formula Any Card at Any Number revelation. All other variations of the choice, so he could seamlessly count could not give an answer to the trick.
(ACAAN), where a spectator is asked to trick feature some sleight of hand and down to the reveal. He suggested that Berglas was simply
name any card in a deck — such as the touching of the deck. Berglas has always denied using a an exceptional improviser and
ten of hearts — and another member Berglas previously told The New stooge, which in a trick like this is gambler who used psychological
of the audience picks a number York Times: “It’s not a secret I can give considered cheating, and pointed to manipulation in this specific
between one and 52, for example five. to anyone because it’s not a secret as the number of professional magicians performance.
directs me to a website where a photo- much keener on playing football. “To be waiting for David’s performance to end, selling boxes of tricks at shops around making it more inclusive. The 1,700-
graph of him holding that same card perfectly honest, I wasn’t that interest- he started playing around with some the world. He is also Arsenal football member organisation started admit-
beams out at me. A modern take on a ed,” he said. “At school, if I could use it cards. A huge crowd formed around club’s resident magician. ting women only in 1991 and today
classic. to get to the front of a nightclub queue him. “Something must have sparked in “If you’re compared, it’s twice as hard counts fewer than 100 among its ranks.
Marvin was steeped in magic as a by wowing the bouncer, or for meeting me,” he said. “I think I had the inbuilt — you’ve got to do it on your own “It used to hold a huge amount of
child, travelling the world with his girls, then it was great. But that was showmanship, and from that I really merits,” he said. “My dad has got a very prestige and I think that’s fallen away a
brother Peter to watch his father probably not what it was for.” got into magic big time.” unique style and method and I wanted little bit,” he said. “It’s up to me to get the
perform, and first appeared with David That all changed when at the age of Today, he is better known for his first to make my own name.” profile back up there and celebrate the
aged five on the 1960s children’s TV 16 Marvin accompanied his father to a name than his last. Marvin’s Magic is Berglas said he hoped to restore the talent we have in this country and
show the Five O’Clock Club. But he was magic convention in France where, the world’s biggest magic company, Magic Circle to its former glory while around the world.”
Not tonight darling, I’ve got a bad case of panda jet lag
Kieran Gair internal environment with the external normally get cues from their envi- used webcams to monitor 11 daytime, which could make it easier to
environment,” said Kristine Gandia of ronment: light cycles, seasonal food giant pandas at five zoos both find mates. Pandas outside their home
The panda’s primary enemies were the University of Stirling. “When availability and temperature. inside and outside their natural latitude were less active, however.
once poaching, habitat loss and a lack- internal clocks are not synchronised The study, published in the jour- latitudinal range. The world’s giant panda population is
lustre libido. Now, a study has found, with external cues like light and nal Frontiers in Psychology, found Captive pandas showed three disturbingly small, with fewer than
the species has a new threat to contend temperature, animals experience that a change in conditions peaks of activity over 24 hours, 2,000 now living in the mountains of
with: jet lag. adverse effects. In humans, this can could leave animals “jet including a peak at night, just western China — the only region
Captive pandas living in zoos outside range from jet lag to metabolic issues lagged”, particularly if, like like their wild counterparts. where they are found in the wild.
their normal latitudes in China are less and seasonal affective disorder.” pandas, their circadian Adult pandas displayed Pandas are notoriously difficult to
active and exhibited more “abnormal” Jet lag occurs when the body’s circa- rhythms are dependent sexual behaviours only in breed, Gandia said, and scientists have
behaviour than their wild counterparts. dian rhythm — its expected sleep and on the seasons. tried nearly everything to increase the
“Animals, including humans, have wake times — is out of sync with a new Gandia, the lead Giant pandas prefer to population in captivity, including
evolved rhythms to synchronise their location. Animals’ circadian clocks author of the study, find a mate in daylight showing films of other pandas mating.
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Russell Brand
with his
revelatory
memoir. He and
Backers distance
Jonathan Ross,
far left, were
castigated for a
prank call to the
actor Andrew
themselves as
Sachs in which
Brand boasted of
sleeping with his
granddaughter
star carries on
Mario Ledwith, Ali Mitib read in the press,” she said.
Brand will have to carry out the three
Only hours after an investigation remaining dates under a cloud of scru-
revealed allegations of rape and sexual tiny after allegations emerged about
assault against Russell Brand, the mistreatment of women. The comedi-
comedian arrived on stage to rapturous an, who has attracted a new audience as
applause in London. a wellness influencer in recent years, is
Wearing skinny jeans, a black T-shirt due to appear at the Theatre Royal in
and jacket, he emerged an hour later Windsor on Tuesday night, then The
than billed to the 1963 feminist anthem Pavilions in Plymouth on Friday. His
You Don’t Own Me by Lesley Gore. tour finishes at The Halls in Wolver-
Standing on stage at the Wembley hampton on September 28.
Park theatre in west London on Satur- None of the theatres responded to
day night as the world reacted to the questions on Sunday about whether
joint investigation by The Times, The the shows would go ahead in the wake
Sunday Times and Channel 4’s Dis- of the accusations, as the Metropolitan
patches, Brand was immediately of- Police said they were seeking informa-
fered reassurance by his fanbase. tion in relation to the alleged actions.
After spotting a woman who was A domestic abuse charity that was
holding a sign saying, “We stand by you due to partner with Brand for his Plym-
Russell. Stay strong. Stay free. We love outh performance said it had stopped
you”, he made his only reference to the working with him. Trevi, based in
claims during the show. Looking at the southwest England, said it was “deeply
crowd, he said: “I really appreciate your saddened and upset” to learn about the
support, I love you. I’ve got a lot of allegations. The charity started work-
things to talk to you about. There are ing with Brand last year through his
obviously some things that I absolutely charity, the Stay Free Foundation.
cannot talk about and I appreciate that Organisations associated with Brand
you will understand.” began to distance themselves from him
The night before, Brand broadcast a as the allegations came to
statement on his YouTube channel say- light. Tavistock Wood, his literary
ing “amidst this litany of astonishing, agency, said it had severed professional
rather baroque attacks are some very ties, while his profile has been removed
serious allegations that I absolutely re- by his publicists at MBC PR.
fute”. He said his relationships had al- Brand is no longer a fixture on the
ways been consensual. He denies any BBC and Channel 4, the broadcasters
wrongdoing or criminality. where he made his name. Instead,
Despite promising to put on a good alongside his live comedy shows and
show, Brand appeared distracted wellness retreats, he publishes videos
throughout the performance on Satur- directly to his millions of followers on
day, part of his Bipolarisation tour. social sites such as Instagram, You-
Following the stuttered perform- Tube, TikTok, Twitter/X and Rumble.
ance, during which Brand checked A new book written by Brand called
written notes, fans expressed their Recovery: the Workbook is due to be
support. Daniel Gregory, a spectator, published by Pan Macmillan this De-
said: “He was a bit dishevelled because cember, described as a “practical guide-
of the accusations against him. I think book to help you move from uncon-
he did well to come on the stage.” scious doing to conscious being”. The
Marina, an officer worker, said she publisher did not respond on Sunday
was unaware of the allegations against when asked about the accusations.
Brand. ”I haven’t seen the investigation
but I’m not one to believe everything I
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Kat Lay Health Editor variant, also known as Pirola, caused an pregnant women and people with an against flu and Covid-19, and I strongly 3 Cooking liquid (5)
outbreak in a Norfolk care home this underlying health condition that makes encourage all eligible people to come
Millions of people in England can begin month. Government scientists are them more vulnerable to the virus. forward for their lifesaving winter -----
booking coronavirus booster jabs from studying it to understand whether it is Many will also be offered flu vaccina- vaccines as soon as they can. The new 4 Pearly Gates custodian (5,5)
today as the NHS steps up its winter
vaccination programme.
more likely than other types of the virus
to evade immunity or cause severe
tion at the same time. More than 30
million people are eligible to receive a
Covid variant presents a new risk, but
NHS staff are rising to the challenge ----------
The scheme is beginning sooner than disease. flu vaccine and over 20 million are able once more to do all they can to protect 5 Location on an itinerary (4,2,4)
planned in response to an emerging NHS bosses said adults in eligible to get a Covid jab. the public.”
coronavirus variant, BA.2.86, which groups could book their Covid-19 vacci- Steve Russell, the NHS director for Officials had initially planned for the ----------
has a high number of mutations and nations via the NHS website or app, or vaccinations and screening, said: flu and Covid winter vaccination pro- A A A C C E E E
appears to be circulating in the UK. The by calling 119. They include all over-65s, “Vaccines are our best protection gramme to begin in October. However,
they said the risk from the new variant F I K L L M N N
meant they would aim to have offered O O O P P R R R
vaccination to everyone eligible by the
end of that month. Vaccination of care S S T T T T W Y
home residents and people who are Solutions MindGames in Times2
housebound began last week. Cryptic clues every day online
Dr Mary Ramsay, head of immunisa-
Q&A
Am I eligible for a Covid jab?
After surviving two brain tumours
the tenor Russell Watson has left
a song in his will to be released
when he dies in aid of Worldwide
Cancer Research. He hopes the
Yes, if you are over 65 or are in a single, a medley of his most
group that is at clinical risk. popular songs, will help fund a
Frontline health workers and carers cure and make people more
will also be vaccinated, as will care comfortable with planning for
home residents. Those who live with their death. “Often when we are
people whose immune systems do writing wills we think about those
not function properly are eligible. closest to us. But a will, much like
What about flu vaccination? a piece of music, has the power to
There is an overlap between those touch the lives of so many more,”
eligible for Covid and flu jabs. he said. Watson, 56, had tumours
However, the flu programme also diagnosed in 2006 and 2007.
includes children aged two and
three, all children in primary schools CPR ‘touching’ fear
and students in years seven to 11.
Why the need for vaccinations? Women are less likely than men
Flu and Covid are both expected to to be given CPR if they collapse
be in wide circulation this winter. from a cardiac arrest in public, as
Can I get vaccinated privately? bystanders may be worried about
The flu vaccine is available privately “non-consensual touching”,
and in high street pharmacies. Covid Canadian researchers will tell the
vaccines are not available privately. European Emergency Medicine
How do I book my jabs? Congress in Barcelona. A study of
The NHS will contact those eligible. 39,391 cardiac arrest events
You can then go online and use the outside hospitals in the United
National Booking Service. If you are States and Canada from 2005 to
unable to get online you can call the 2015 also suggested that the older
telephone booking service on 119. the patient is, the less likely they
are to be given CPR by strangers.
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Times passed To mark its 150th anniversary Hawick Rugby Club re-enacted its first game, on a cricket pitch against Langholm. Bill McLaren, the late commentator, played for the club in the Scottish Borders
Stabbed teenager was kind and funny, say friends force, about 40mph, tomorrow when
the remnants of Hurricane Lee reach
the west coast.
Ellie Glaisyer, a Met Office forecast-
Tom Witherow arrested on suspicion of murder. The Twitter/X that Nathaniel had died “due She added: “He always made us laugh er, said that by the time Lee reached the
force released a statement with a to a senseless altercation which led to a and he was also kind.” A neighbour said: UK it would be “an ex-tropical storm”.
Flowers left for a stab victim paid trib- picture of Nathaniel wearing an air stabbing”. “He was a nice lad, never any bother. He She added: “It is expected to bring
ute to the 14-year-old boy who “knew cadet uniform in which he was de- A resident of the inner-city suburb was always friendly.” heavy rain and winds gusts [of] 30 to
how to put a smile on . . . anyone’s face”. scribed as “polite” and “the most loving told the BBC of a brawl “with kids fight- Detective Superintendent Phil Key 40mph and possibly 50mph. The
Nathaniel Shani was killed after a person”. ing with each other”. The person added: said he wanted to share his deepest con- strongest winds are likely to be on
“senseless altercation” in Harpurhey, The statement added: “He would “One kid was screaming: ‘Call an ambu- dolences with the family and that the coasts. The western side of the UK will
northeast Manchester, on Friday. always put other people first without a lance!’ There was blood on the corner.” force would support them “throughout receive the heaviest rainfall.”
Police and paramedics raced to the thought. He was an amazing brother Locals said the square was a trouble this extremely troubling period”. The Environment Agency warned of
scene before Nathaniel was taken to and son to his parents and siblings.” spot because children would hang A GoFundMe fund page set up for flooding. The Met Office said the rest of
hospital but he could not be saved. Dozens of tributes, bunches of flow- around there after school. Nathaniel’s family had raised more the UK would have unsettled con-
Greater Manchester police said that ers and pictures were left at the scene in Alice Ungureanu, 14, a school friend, than £2,000 last night, a third more ditions during the first half of the week,
two boys aged 13 and 14 had been Harpurhey. A family friend posted on said Nathaniel was the “class clown”. than its target. with strong winds and rain.
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The poll found that 41 per cent of more than is spent on education, police But Hunt has played down the like- Justin Trudeau, Canada’s prime
voters believed cutting taxes would be and defence combined. Kept at their lihood of any imminent tax cuts in the minister. Delegates included the
the wrong thing to do and 32 per cent William Hague, the former Tory current level 4% autumn statement on November 22. former prime ministers Jacinda Ardern,
Sept 13 to 14
thought it would be right. The rest were leader who is now a Times columnist, is Asked whether he had more head- of New Zealand, and Sanna Marin, of
None of these 2%
uncertain. among those who have called for the room for tax cuts than earlier this year Finland, who now works for the Tony
Among Conservative voters 48 per triple lock to be scrapped, and Labour Don’t know 15% by Bloomberg TV last week, Hunt said: Blair Institute. Blair was also there.
cent thought it would be wrong to cut has refused to give an undertaking to “I think it’s unlikely because since the Starmer is still awaiting an invitation
taxes, and 32 per cent that it would be keep it if it wins the next election. earlier this year, a record low margin. spring budget, when the last numbers from President Biden. In an interview
right. However, the poll also suggested Hunt has little room to make spend- He is considering whether to keep were published, we’ve seen inflation with Politico, Starmer said that he and
that most voters want pensions to ing commitments after the Office for benefit increases below the rate of stickier than was forecast at the time David Lammy, the shadow foreign
increase by at least 8.5 per cent and Budget Responsibility found his plans inflation, a decision that would be and that means that interest payments secretary, held two hours of talks with
benefits to rise in line with inflation. met his fiscal rules by just £6.5 billion controversial among Tory MPs. Liz are higher.” Obama in 2021.
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Welcome
to the
auction
house
A
former pastry
chef turned
antiques
collector who
turned his
flat into a museum is
now auctioning off the
entire contents (Claudia
Joseph writes).
Over decades of
collecting, Peter Hone
— also a master plaster
caster — has filled his
home in Notting Hill,
west London, with
hundreds of sculptures,
architectural fragments
and even a royal
umbrella.
Instead of moving the
343 items on sale to
Lay’s Auctioneers in
Penzance, Cornwall,
Hone is holding private
viewings at his home.
The auction includes a
bust of George I,
attributed to John van
Nost, which is estimated the 1972 Cannes Film Hone, who grew up in Stones, among service made for
to raise up to £8,000, Festival and an umbrella an orphanage, trained as others. Hone HRH Augustus
and a plaster bust of the that belonged to Queen a pastry chef before auctioned some of Frederick Duke of
young Queen Victoria Victoria’s son Prince working for British his collection at Cambridge, which is
by the 19th-century Arthur, Duke of Railways. His interest in Christie’s seven years now in this sale,” he
sculptor John Gibson, Connaught. antiques began when he ago, making £1.2 said. The auction will
expected to fetch £2,500 “I’m selling some of rented a shop on million. It took two take place at Lay’s on
to £3,500. my favourite things, like Camden Passage in cranes a total of five October 12. Viewings
Other highlights in the lead bust of George Islington, north London, days to remove the 143 will be held at Hone’s
the auction include an I, which is very rare, and selling antique four- artefacts. “The only The home of Peter Hone, above, flat and can be booked
award that Susannah the bust of Queen poster beds to the thing which didn’t sell houses the items which are to be sold, at davidlay.co.uk/
York, the actress, won at Victoria,” said Hone, 82. Beatles and the Rolling was the royal dinner including a George III pearlware vase appointment.
Doctor fears more Lucy Letby victims Arrest over village murders
Nadeem Badshah tubes tampered with. He told the Daily cases to the attention of Cheshire Kaya Burgess A three-storey end-of-terrace house
Mail’s The Trial of Lucy Letby podcast: police. in Great Baddow was cordoned off by
Lucy Letby, Britain’s worst child serial “Initially I looked at 32 cases and there Letby, 33, was given a whole-life Police are working to recover the police with a blue tent erected in front
killer, might have killed three more are seven of those [not part of the trial] order last month after she was convict- remains of two people in their seventies of the door.
babies and tried to murder another 15, a that need more scrutiny. ed of the murders of seven babies and after a woman in Essex was charged Essex police said: “As a result of the
paediatrician who gave evidence at her “These babies had illnesses that were the attempted murders of six others at with murder. extensive work carried out by a
trial has alleged. life-threatening and three of them died. the Countess of Chester Hospital’s neo- Virginia McCullough, 35, was dedicated investigative team, our
Dr Dewi Evans, who gave expert evi- But we need to look at them to see if natal unit in 2015 and 2016. It emerged arrested on Friday in Great Baddow, strong belief based on all the evidence
dence in court in the neo-natal nurse’s they were placed in harm’s way as well. last week that her legal team had for- near Chelmsford, two days after available is that the two people in
trial, said he had suspicions over the They were poorly, so it may be impossi- mally lodged a bid to challenge her con- officers had been called with “reports of question are no longer alive. The
cases of five children who survived. ble to show beyond reasonable doubt victions at the court of appeal. concern for the welfare of two people”. Crown Prosecution Service is in agree-
He also claimed he had identified a whether they were the victim of inflict- Evans said that after her arrest in McCullough is due to appear at ment with this assessment. As a result
further ten surviving children who ed harm. There are seven cases we need 2018 he was asked to review the notes of Chelmsford magistrates’ court today. of that work, we have been authorised
could have been harmed. He said all to look at more thoroughly.” another 48 babies, not included in the Local reports suggested that the two by the CPS to charge [McCullough]
were likely to have had their breathing Evans said that he would bring those trial, and found concerns with 18. missing individuals were known to her. with two counts of murder.”
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Fight against infertility ‘epidemic’ you leave it, the worse it gets,” said O’Neill. to freeze your eggs, you are either being
A pioneering scientist is As part of a more proactive approach, she careless or not prioritising your career.
on a mission to make believes that women should be
encouraged to think about fertility and be
Instead, why wouldn’t workplaces say to a
woman in their 20s or 30s, ‘We’re here to
women think about their “fluent in their bodies and hormones” support you and make sure you do not fall
from the age of 18. into the trap of needing fertility treat-
biological clocks earlier, “It has almost become unfashionable to ment,” she said.
even dare say that a woman has an innate The demand for Hertility’s at-home
reports Eleanor Hayward biological desire to know about her testing reflects a huge gap in women’s
fertility,” O’Neill said. “It’s such a waste health provision from the NHS, with more
Having worked her way to the top of the that people spend so much of their fertile than 600,000 women in England now on
field of reproductive science in her years at a disconnect with their bodies.” record waiting lists for gynaecological
twenties, the question of fertility has Better education about how to conceive services. The company also runs clinical
always been both professional and is also required to reduce infertility rates. trials and funds research into women’s
personal for Dr Helen O’Neill. Analysis by Hertility, based on data from health, which has historically been
“On a daily basis I would be faced with 141,000 women, found that nearly half chronically underfunded.
that devastating graph which shows keep drinking alcohol while trying for a It was founded by three women: O’Neill,
ovarian reserve — the number of eggs — baby. One in four continue to smoke, her identical twin sister Deirdre O’Neill
decline so dramatically over time, and the nearly one in ten do recreational drugs, and Dr Natalie Getreu. Between them
sharpest drop being after 30,” she said. and most do not exercise regularly. they have had three babies since launching
“I remember staring at it at a conference, “If you gave somebody a rule, which is Hertility in 2019. “We’ve managed to build
counting the years ahead of me. Thinking, no alcohol, no smoking, it would be much a company that is £90 million in value. Yet
I’m not in a relationship, I need to find easier for us to then troubleshoot why there is still this idea that having a baby is
someone, I need to be going out with them they’re not getting pregnant,” said O’Neill. almost a nail in the coffin in your career,”
for a normal enough amount of time so we O’Neill is sceptical of the trend for egg said O’Neill, who has a four-year-old
can procreate together. It felt so unfair.” freezing, which is being offered as a benefit daughter.
O’Neill, who is a lecturer in molecular by growing number of companies “We are a team full of people with kids
genetics at University College London and including Facebook and LinkedIn. “Some and babies. We actively promote having
has a PhD in stem cell biology, described companies will pay £27,000 per employee your child with you. There are a lot of
the realisation “that biology — despite my for fertility treatment. There is a subtle babies on boobs and babies on shoulders in
dedication to it — might pull the carpet underlying message that, by choosing not meetings and on calls.”
from under my feet”.
This anxiety at being confronted by your
own biological clock will be familiar to
millions of young women. It prompted
O’Neill, 38, to form Hertility Health in an
attempt to fill the void of information for
women grappling with the simple question
of “Can I have a baby?”.
The company, now valued at £90 mil-
lion, offers at-home hormone testing and
online consultations with the aim of tack-
ling the “silent epidemic” of infertility.
“Our goal at Hertility is to bring
infertility from one in six couples, to one in
100,” O’Neill said.
The tests have been validated by UK
medical regulators and screen for 18
reproductive health conditions, including
endometriosis and polycystic ovary
syndrome — which each affect about one
in ten women, and can impact fertility.
Demand for the service has been huge,
with 122,000 women signing up last year.
Nearly half of those who completed the
£149 hormone and fertility test received an
indicative diagnosis, with the option of
accessing further specialist care so they
can get treatment and guidance “before it
is too late”.
Inadequate NHS provision means Dr Helen O’Neill is tests or treatment such as IVF after strug-
common women’s health conditions are sceptical about the push gling to conceive for 12 months, which
often not picked up for years, if at all. for egg freezing, being makes no sense when “the most precious
Meanwhile, couples struggling to get preg- offered as a staff perk by entity is time”.
nant are only eligible for NHS fertility more employers “Infertility is like a tumour, the longer
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But in three of the previous seven
years, the amount of sea ice has broken Average 4
(1981 to 2010)
records, falling to the lowest levels seen 0
since satellites started gathering data in Dr Robbie Mallett, of Manitoba University, said there are “very good reasons to be worrled” about current levels of sea ice Feb Apr Jun Aug Oct Dec
the 1970s.
Scientists are considering whether chance that it’s a really freak expression March last year, temperatures in east studying the Antarctic 30 years ago, “multi-decade increase in Antarctic sea
an unusual combination of natural fac- of natural variability.” Antarctica were at minus 10C when scientists thought extreme weather ice” had “peaked” between 2014 and the
tors might have caused this year’s re- He added, however, that a shortage they should have been closer to minus events could never happen there. He spring of 2016.
cession and how much of a role human- of historical data made it difficult to 50C. For Antarctica, this could be con- wondered if warming caused by Mallett said of the continent’s shroud
driven climate change is playing. analyse long-term trends. Some troub- sidered an extreme heatwave. humans could be “awakening this giant of sea ice: “”We can see how much more
Dr Robbie Mallett, of Manitoba Uni- ling events have been recorded in Professor Martin Siegert, of Exeter of Antarctica”. Siegert said this would vulnerable it is.”
versity in Canada, said: “There is a recent years on the icy continent. In University, said that when he started be “an absolute disaster for the world”.
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Historian ‘defiles
the Empire with
iron theft claim’
Tom Witherow versity College London . . . to investigate
what has gone on.”
A scholar has been accused of “under- Oliver Jelf, a historian who has writ-
mining the history of Britain” without ten about Cort, analysed Bulstrode’s
evidence after she claimed in a paper primary sources in a rival academic
that an English ironware producer stole journal and said they showed “abso- Girls aloud (at last) Since the 14th century men and boys have been singing in the choir at St Margaret’s, which is next to
his invention from slaves. lutely no evidence” for her theory. He Westminster Abbey and is known as the parish church of parliament, but a choir for girls aged 11-17 has now been formed
The History and Technology journal said that it was “almost impossibly un-
is investigating Dr Jenny Bulstrode likely” that the 76 “black metallurgists
after she claimed that Henry Cort, who . . . transformed scrap metal into valu-
is credited with pioneering iron-mak- able bar iron”. Jelf added that Bulstrode
ing techniques, stole a process for mak- went “beyond reasonable inference”
ing the metal from Jamaicans. when she spoke on a podcast called The
Bulstrode, a history lecturer at Uni- Context of White Supremacy.
versity College London (UCL), said He concluded: “The principal pri-
Cort’s method for turning scrap pig iron mary sources reproduced in the appen-
into high-quality bar iron was “theft . . . dix do not support the contention that
from black metallurgists in Jamaica”. Cort acquired the process from en-
She said that the patent application slaved black metalworkers.”
represented “false mirrors for imperial Bulstrode insisted that she used ship-
eyes to picture themselves as they built ping records, old newspapers and evi-
their institutional lies”. dence from Jamaica in her research,
In an article that Bulstrode wrote which was reviewed by peers. “The
with another academic, she argued that comments raised are now being re-
“slavery stole Africans’ ideas as well as viewed by the journal,” she said. “Should
their bodies” and “reparations should I be asked, or where new evidence arises,
reflect this”. Caribbean nations have I will work with the journal to strength-
demanded trillions of pounds from en the evidence or add any addendums
European countries and institutions, as is usual in academic discourse.”
including the royal family. A spokesman for the publisher Tay-
Leading scholars, however, have lor & Francis said: “There is currently
claimed that there is “absolutely no an investigation into the criticisms
evidence” for Bulstrode’s claims and being carried out by History and Tech-
accused her of “ideologising history” to nology and the Taylor & Francis ethics
further her career. and integrity team, following our usual
Professor Lawrence Goldman, of processes. Since that investigation is
Oxford University, said Bulstrode had ongoing, we are not able to provide any
“constructed a story that is literally too further comment on the issue”.
good to be true . . . almost a fairytale”. A UCL spokesman said: “We are
He told The Sunday Telegraph: “It’s committed to maintaining and safe-
. . . evidence of how reason and facts are guarding the highest standards of in-
being suspended in the search for ever tegrity in all areas of research and take
more ways to undermine the history of any allegations of research impropriety
Britain and its empire. We must give very seriously. We understand the jour-
Jenny Bulstrode every chance to ex- nal has launched a review process and
plain herself. We must also expect Uni- we will await the outcome of this.”
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fastened with a strung with garlands and
Essential elegance freshwater pearl.
Decorative touches
pearls. The separates
were more practical in
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hat do pumps and pointed-toe strung with more as plain white cotton.
women babouche slip-ons, after pearls. Everything Yet it was accessories
want to much tottering in felt special that stood out as
wear? ludicrously high heels without seeming potential viral hits:
You at other shows. overdone. bejewelled trainers and
might assume this “Modern women are Perry and Crocs, pistachio nylon
question is at the heart busy,” Perry said Wright cut their shoulder bags and satin
of London Fashion backstage. “They need teeth at Topshop ballet slippers.
Week but it often feels [clothes] that work during its heyday, At Erdem, the British
secondary to high hard.” Wright said: designing the Kate Museum was the
concept and Insta- “Our philosophy is an Moss collections in backdrop and
moments (Harriet effortless, refined the 2000s. Those Chatsworth’s Deborah
Walker writes). wardrobe in natural clothes were a rite Mitford the inspiration
But at Tove, a label in luxury fabrics and with of passage for a for a collection that
its second season on the longevity.” That certain was full of vintage
fashion week schedule, translates to loosely generation and, floral prints and
two designers are structured but although the duo costume-drama frocks.
answering it with élan. businesslike blazers in are now working Chintz and wallpaper
Camille Perry and versatile black and grey, in a different bouquets adorned
Holly Wright’s spring as well as a putty-pink price bracket, bedspreadesque coats
2024 collection at the linen trouser suit whose Tove looks set that were spliced with
Hayward Gallery flat-cut jacket was to become Barbour collars and
yesterday was so well similar. sleeves in a mashed-up
judged that their models At the country house chic. The
might have strode National Chatsworth façade was
straight off to the Ballet’s new printed in the style of
Southbank below. home in the classic French toile de
Relaxed, timeless Docklands, jouy, while neat and
tailoring, draped and Simone Rocha nipped skirt suits were
ruched midi dresses, Tove’s modern workwear, presented her signature inspired by the clothes
wrapped tops worn above left, contrasted with frills and furbelows, this the late duchess wore to
with straight-leg jeans Simone Rocha’s signature frills season in layers of sheer tend chickens.
— it all cleansed the and Erdem’s vintage floral tulle that encased London Fashion Week
palate. So did the prints, watched by the actresses bunches of real roses closes today with its
uniform flat leather Billie Piper and Lily James and hoop-skirted gowns biggest name, Burberry.
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ChatGPT fakery
casts doubts on
research papers
Rhys Blakely Science Correspondent submitted for publication now came
from paper mills. The problem “threat-
A few weeks ago, researchers from ens to overwhelm the editorial pro-
China published a paper on fossil fuel cesses of a significant number of jour-
markets. It appeared in a peer-reviewed nals”, it said.
science journal but as Professor Guil- One of Cabanac’s tactics has in-
laume Cabanac read it he noticed that volved searching for so-called “tor-
some of the equations seemed wrong. tured phrases” — the results of com- Air power Hawker Hurricanes at the Imperial War Museum Battle of Britain Air Show at Duxford, Cambridgeshire, on Saturday
Cabanac, of the University of Tou- mon scientific terms being mangled by
louse, also spotted something much software that is supposed to cover up
odder — a line that read: “As an AI lan- plagiarism by rewording text. The re-
guage model, I am unable to generate sults are often bizarre: in one paper
specific tables or conduct tests.” “breast cancer” was changed to “bosom
This appears to be the smoking gun peril”, while “artificial intelligence”
— a sign that the authors had used became “counterfeit consciousness”.
ChatGPT, a powerful artificial intelli- The concern now is that AI systems,
gence system, to produce the work — a which can churn out what appears to be
practice that, when done less carelessly, lucid prose on virtually any given topic,
threatens to make academic fraud far will allow paper mills to produce bogus
harder to detect. research without these giveaways. It
Cabanac has found 20 scientific stud- matters because fake papers risk pollut-
ies, all published in the past few months ing the research environment, accord-
and supposedly peer-reviewed, that ing to Matt Hodgkinson of the UK
contain similar giveaway fragments. In Research Integrity Office. “People do
several of them, the authors appear to actually build on this work,” he said.
have cut and pasted entire pages from Despite the signs that ChatGPT had
ChatGPT, including the “regenerate been used to produce the Chinese-
response” button that users must click. authored paper, it was accepted by
“These phrases are like fingerprints Resources Policy, which is owned by
on a crime scene,” Cabanac said. Yet the Dutch publishing giant Elsevier.
they don’t appear to have been noticed The journal has an “impact factor” of
by the editors of the journals involved, 10.2, meaning that papers that have ap-
or by the scientists who were asked to peared in it over the past two years have
check the quality of the studies. It’s been cited by others an average of 10.2
really annoying — frankly, I’m not times each by other studies in the past
trusting peer review anymore,” he said. year. That’s considered a strong score,
The discoveries will bolster Caba- marking it as influential in its field.
nac’s credentials as an academic sleuth. Even though Cabanac has flagged
In recent years he has helped to reveal the suspected AI use, the paper is still
a “paper mill” industry that churns out available online — if you pay $27.95.
bogus research studies and sells them Elsevier said: “Paper mills are a threat
to scientists, often in China, India and to the integrity of research, and we use
Iran, to help them pad their CVs. in-house or licensed technologies
A recent report from the Committee during the article screening process to
on Publication Ethics, a non-profit or- conduct rigorous checks.”
ganisation that combats fraudulent re- The authors of the suspect paper
search, suggested that 1 in 50 papers from China were asked to comment.
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olitics in Britain was once better life. party no longer has a cause to make. people remained working-class. He
class in action. In 1951 if you The working-class conservatives But the Conservative fans of Brexit would recognise this sentiment of
disclosed your income and who constructed the platform on rarely describe the working-class
occupation an analyst could
predict, with almost perfect
which I stand wanted their children
and grandchildren to become
appeal of Brexit correctly. Brexit had
very little to do with the European
It isn’t about anger or
confidence, your party of choice.
That bond, between class and
middle-class. They were
unsentimental about the price of this
Union and it was not principally a
howl of outrage about immigration
staying put it is about
political affiliation, frayed slowly
from then and, by 2019, it had been
aspiration. It meant a better job, a
higher income, a nicer house in a
either. It is true that immigration
featured high in the list of concerns
getting on in your life
severed. The general election that more salubrious part of town or at that time but anxiety about aspiration even as he would have
year was the first in which class perhaps even a different and larger immigration is more complex than it disdained its source.
status was of no value at all in metropolis. If there was any prospect seems. There are some people with The one Conservative politician
predicting the result. Yet at all for their offspring to join the egregious opinions, of course, but the who glimpsed this attitude was Boris
understanding the working class still metropolitan elite, nobody would greater part of the working-class Johnson. Giving thanks to his voters
matters and the Conservative Party have been more delighted than those Leave vote was not made up of racist Suella Braverman emanates hostility after the triumph in 2019, Johnson
really doesn’t. working-class conservatives. There folk who dislike immigrants. It was rather than aspiration for a better life said: “All those whose pencils may
In a reversal of a truth of postwar made up of people whose hopes were have wavered over the ballot, and
politics the working class is now
more likely to vote Conservative than
People still believe in not being realised, who didn’t like the
change they saw around them, for
towns and villages outside the
southeast, and there is a lot to be
who heard the voices of their parents
and their grandparents whispering
Labour. In 2019 the Tories took a 13-
point lead among unskilled workers.
what Mrs Thatcher whom the decline of manufacturing
had depressed their hopes. These
said for that. But everything these
conservatives say suggests that
anxiously in their ears, I say thank
you for the trust you have placed in
Among voters in households with an
annual income of less than £20,000,
called ‘vigorous virtues’ people latched on to “immigration”
as a false proxy for lives not going
people should stay put. They always
sound as if the socially and
us and in me”. The levelling-up
department was formed but, despite
45 per cent voted Conservative, with have always been lots of people of right. That is conservatism of a kind, geographically mobile person is the best efforts of Michael Gove in
Labour on 34 per cent. To many on this disposition, and large cohorts in to be sure, but its source is not letting their home town down. Most recent times, it hasn’t done enough.
the political left, working-class the north of England and in London. genuine hostility. To respond with a of them, of course, come from within With no case to make to working-
conservatism feels like a betrayal. There still are, even though the Rwanda policy that sounds nasty and travelling distance of London. Their class Tories, the Sunak government
How can the working class vote working class today has changed. No cannot work, and empty promises on brand of stay-at-home conservatism dials up the hostility. But working-
against its own economic interest? Is longer to be found in the mine and asylum that show neither sympathy would have been given short shrift class conservatism is rooted in hope
it not a species of self-harm? the factory, the modern working nor policy imagination, is really to by the working-class conservatives I more than fear. It wasn’t about anger
As the son and the grandson of class is in the health service and miss the point. have in mind. and it wasn’t about staying put. It
emphatic working-class hospitality. But it is still made up of The Conservative Party will do Late last week the detailed papers was always about getting on.
conservatives, I am under no such people who believe in what Mrs no better if it listens to its dropped from the Labour National
patronising illusion. But it does make Thatcher thought of as the “vigorous communitarian wing instead. There Policy Forum. On the assumption
me think that the Conservative virtues” of thrift, discipline, work and is a band of conservatives, strong in that you have not quite got round to red box
Party, in a desperate attempt to hold order. And they believe in getting on. the national conservatism movement finishing them all, I have scoured For the best analysis
its coalition together, is getting There are two strands of opinion and whose case is articulated in them for you. Running through
working-class conservatives wrong. in the current Conservative Party parliament by Danny Kruger MP, Labour’s communication is rhetoric
and commentary on
Their red wall rhetoric is all stop the making an appeal to working-class who want people to know their place. about shattering the class ceiling. Its the political landscape
boats, send them to Rwanda, cancel voters and neither of them sounds at They want to shift resources to tired pun sounds out like an echo
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‘I I
think I’m worse than normal establishment”, Brand did not have to his fans than in 2014. This of those they hold responsible”. A run a company that makes its
people,” said Russell Brand. It any ideas to support. Instead, the communication was more intimate. similar poll in January found that living from waste, so I hope you’ll
was October 23, 2014. The crowd were saluting the idea that an There were no middlemen nor 38 per cent of the British population pay attention when I say this:
comedian was selling himself individual armed with charisma alone gatekeepers. Brand posted every day. agrees with the statement: “The Britain is throwing away too
as a revolutionary. He still used could be the antidote to Britain’s His audience believed they actually world is controlled by a secretive much stuff. We’ve never
the word “dickhead” all the time, but supposedly broken politics. His knew him. He told them, always, to elite.” This is Russell Brand’s Britain. produced more waste than we do
he was also the British Che Guevara. avowed narcissism made them feel “question everything”. Endless excuses are made for that today. Aren’t we all painfully aware of
Within six months he would rank less guilty about their own selfishness. Except Russell Brand. He said the nation. If only they were not the impact of waste? Don’t we all do
fourth in Prospect magazine’s annual On Saturday evening Brand allegations against him made him manipulated by social media what we can to recycle and re-use?
list of the world’s 50 most influential performed at Wembley Park Theatre. ask: “Is there another agenda at companies. If only their In recent years we have made
thinkers, ahead of Jurgen Habermas, play?” It is the same question Brand manufacturing jobs hadn’t been some progress, but not enough.
John Gray and Arundhati Roy. By
May 2015 Ed Miliband was seeking
Brand told the crowd has been asking since 2014. You
either question everything or you are
obliterated. If only the elites had
managed the fallout from the financial
Recycling rates have flatlined. We
still bury millions of tonnes of
Brand’s endorsement in that year’s
general election.
traffic lights are a form on the side of the bankers, the big
pharmaceutical companies, the
crisis better. These excuses treat this
demos like a succession of media
rubbish in landfill, making it a
problem for future generations. We
Brand was joined on stage that
night by the columnist Owen Jones;
of authoritarianism warmongers. You either do whatever
you want or you are an authoritarian.
managers seem to have treated Brand
— as a difficult and helpless child
still send millions of tonnes overseas
to become a problem for someone
the event at the Emmanuel Centre in Other than the location, all that had You are either with Russell Brand or who needs to be abetted and soothed. else — someone poorer.
Westminster was streamed live in changed was the audience, and the you are against him. Online over the Everything is somebody else’s fault. A In a perfect world, we would have
cinemas across Britain. He had just fact that Brand had been accused of weekend thousands of people joined blind eye is always turned. zero waste. But we don’t live in a
written Revolution, a manifesto that rape, sexual assaults and emotional the audience at Wembley Park Russell Brand is the same man he perfect world, so we need to have an
advocated eradicating the nation abuse — all of which he has denied Theatre in being with Russell Brand. was nine years ago. Then his honest conversation about waste.
state and a wider social upheaval to — in a joint investigation by The From certain angles, scepticism cheerleaders were Owen Jones, Recycling, sadly, is not a silver
overturn “corporate tyranny, Sunday Times, The Times and really is about questioning everything. Vivienne Westwood and Jemima bullet. Plastic can only be recycled
ecological irresponsibility and Channel 4’s Dispatches. But Brand But it also means questioning yourself. Khan. Today they are Jordan two or three times before its quality
economic inequality”. No corporation, was exactly the same. “Never trust “Que sais-je?” (What do I know?) Peterson, Elon Musk and Laurence declines irrevocably. For paper, it’s
Brand wrote, should have revenues authority in any circumstances,” he was Michel de Montaigne’s beloved Fox. The market for nonsense between four and seven times.
larger than the nation with the told the crowd, attacking “top-down motto. The philosopher understood solutions to non-existent problems has Instead, we must first look to reduce
smallest gross domestic product — elitist control”. He said that our own faulty perceptions were always existed. Credulity is a fact of waste at source, starting with the
Tuvalu in Polynesia at $37 million. traffic lights were a form of the first thing we needed to be wary human life. The difference from 2014 everyday things we buy.
Jones and Brand did not discuss authoritarianism. The implicit of. In Brand’s alternate universe is how large that market has become,
these ideas, perhaps because they did
not make much sense. Mostly, Brand
message had not altered since 2014:
nobody tells Russell Brand what to do.
there is nothing wrong with him, or
any of his followers. Scepticism
and just how many people are
prepared to lose themselves in it.
Carbon capture has
discussed himself: “I want attention.
I want women. I want drugs. I want
Brand used to spread that message
on comedy panel shows and in
becomes a means of generating blind
allegiance. No form of authority,
become a necessity
food. I want, I want, I want. I newspaper interviews. In recent other than Brand’s, is acceptable. rather than an option
This means fixing broken items so
Sathnam Sanghera Notebook they don’t end up in the bin. A
broader Right to Repair would be a
good start on the journey to a more
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hat’s the worst sound another complaint from a neighbour “paradigm shifts”, and “reaching out” Meanwhile, there are an incredible that’s 80 times more harmful to the
in the world? Until that evening about how the infernal into “impactful step changes”. 19 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy but I climate than carbon dioxide). We
recently I’d have beeping had become even louder. It’s maddening, but there’s a couldn’t get past the first: one of its must end the exporting of waste in
suggested Robert Which is how, on one of the solution, I think. A correspondent narratives involved the central the next five years.
Jenrick defending warmest nights of the year, I found tells me she once became so annoyed character cheerfully submitting to Even with these policies, the reality
government policy, but I’ve myself emptying a large bin on to a by a loud business conversation on a sexual harassment at the hands of a is that there will always be some
discovered something even more London pavement and, among the train that she looked up the person senior surgeon, a plot-line that in the waste, so we need to make best use of
grating: a persistent but unexplained soiled nappies, smashing a carbon being discussed and sent him a light of last week’s reports on the it. My company is part of an energy-
beeping in the home. I returned from monoxide alarm with a hammer. message on LinkedIn to tell him that misogyny of surgeons feels as from-waste industry that diverts 15
holiday to it, and it proved annoying And guess what, I’d only just two colleagues wanted him fired relevant as Thomas Malory’s Le million tonnes of unrecyclable waste
enough for me to abandon settled down in front of the and he should be careful. If Morte d’Arthur. And don’t get me from landfill every year, incinerates it
unpacking and spend a fruitless hour telly when . . . BEEP. enough of us do this kind of started on The West Wing, a TV and provides more than 1 per cent of
unplugging every appliance I own. thing, perhaps we can enact a show that revolves around the the nation’s power. But we can do
Next morning, a complaint from a Train drain real “paradigm shift” and now unthinkable concept of a US more. Installing carbon capture
T
neighbour about the beeping had me he second worst finally make loud work president who is not an octogenarian. technology at energy-from-waste
turning off my electricity from the sound in the conversations “pivot” out of Some things have got better in recent plants could remove 20 million
mains and spending an hour world? morning trains. decades, TV chief among them. tonnes of carbon from the
replacing every battery in every heat Management atmosphere every year. The time to
alarm, in case they were responsible. consultants Ageing badly Money rolls in act is now. In the words of the climate
T T
They weren’t. The beeping continued discussing their he third worst weet of the month from change committee, carbon capture is
and there followed an £85 visit from work and sound in the @edcumming: “Why is it called a “necessity, not an option”. We
an electrician who noticed I’d missed presentations world? the FT Weekend Festival and already waste too much — we must
out a smoke alarm. And when loudly on trains Dialogue in a not Earning Man?” not throw away this opportunity.
replacing its batteries still didn’t solve before 9am. striking proportion
the problem, he suggested changing The only of Noughties TV
all of my heat alarms entirely, which comfort about dramas. They say @sathnam
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was at first faintly riled by reports fashionable childcare book was they’re big. No wonder the birth rate version of the same idea, of down- sanction and disapprove of those
of the World Values Survey by enjoining frazzled parents always to is dropping in all those countries. flowing unchallengeable authority, who loot shops, harm people or flout
King’s College London suggesting reason, explain, offer choices and I jest: none of this means that which has enabled parental bylaws.
that between 1990 and today “invite co-operation” over families are any worse, indeed dictatorship through history: But abusing that compliant docility
there has been a dramatic slump boundaries. Certainly not to expect they’re probably far better for has perils. Lockdowns and
in British parents’ desire for
“obedience” in children. It gave an
brats to do as they’re told. Anyone
offering a compliment like “What a
respecting childish idiosyncrasy and
teaching co-operation. But it is
Every time we fill in a restrictions under Covid-19 saw an
old-fashioned, childlike obedience
impression that a fossilised structure
abruptly collapsed with the change of
nice obedient child!” would already
be seen as borderline Nazi: far more
fascinating how the very word
obedience fell out of fashion in the
tax form or slow to that the leadership had never
expected. I cannot forget the
century; whereas really the drop is
moderate compared with the erosion
acceptable to praise someone’s
offspring as creative, original, “a bit
West: look it up online and the only
enthusiasts are dog-trainers or rather
20mph we are obeying moment when Boris Johnson, an
elected prime minister, albeit a man
of parental rigidity over the worrying evangelicals. beatings, starvings, all the way to not seen as personally admirable,
preceding 40 years. There is a
yawning gulf of attitudes between my
Only 12 per cent of Indeed the hierarchical notion that
absolute authority flows down from
forced dynastic marriages or
enlistment in a family trade. For too
gave us “A very simple instruction:
you must stay at home.” No
own childhood in the 1950s and the
way we carried on in the 1990s. It is
British parents think God through the male line has long
been a tool of human oppression: it
long there reigned a deadening
conviction that all wisdom and
negotiation, however desperate the
circumstances: obey! Some shadow
not at all surprising that the suspicion
of strict obedience has deepened.
obedience is important had wives submit to husbands,
even unto marital rape and beating
authority rest with the oldest and
malest. Good riddance to cultures
of wartime deference made it work
without needing armed troops on
Postwar parents said things like of a character”, than as docile. with a small stick. St Paul in that drop it. the streets. The leadership was given
“Do as you are told, child! Because I I did notice about ten years ago a I Corinthians xi, 3 firmly says: “The Go wider, though, and the compliant trust over its huge
say so, that’s why!” without anyone brief fashion for books about head of every man is Christ; and the challenge in any society is replacing deprivation of liberty, like a national
thinking it oppressive. I suppose “taming” children, but it faded. So head of the woman is the man.” that simple orderliness. In some father.
people had come out of the army or there is no surprise that the World Yet I remember watching the 1987 situations only obedience works. It’s But Johnson and his colleagues,
war work where “orders is orders”, Values Survey finds only 12 per cent Church of England Synod debate on negotiated. Explorers or ships’ crew from Cummings onwards, never
and political leaders were also less of British parents think obedience is women priests when that line was sign up to obey skippers within the understood that when they casually
distrusted than today. Parents important. It would probably be 1 per quoted. One gentle episcopal voice limits of the expedition, because they broke their own rules they also broke
weren’t necessarily unreasonable in cent if it wasn’t for cultural diversity. asked the assembled sceptics: understand that the line is drawn something else, something old but
the 1950s, but hierarchy felt natural. Internationally, we’re right at the “Seriously, those of you who are once it’s over. Teenage trainees who still useful. But I think they did. And
Whereas by 1990 I can assure you bottom of the table for valuing married, ask yourselves when did ignore rules in dangerous sports get on that level it won’t come back.
30 Monday September 18 2023 | the times
Reformed club
SCRAPPING the dock will reach Queenborough
tomorrow.
conning tower of a submarine, all
the devices by means of which the Sir, The splendid Reform Club in Pall
OF MASSIVE Some idea of the great size of the
dock may be gained when it is stated
raising and submerging of the dock
are controlled.
Mall was the first traditional
gentlemen’s club to admit women, in
U-BOAT DOCK that the whole structure weighs 5,000
tons and that if it were placed in
It is believed that the dock is the
only one of its type in existence. It
1981, when I was delighted to be
welcomed (“KC could get women into
Northumberland Avenue it would was designed by a Hamburg Garrick”, Sep 16). Joanna Lumley and
more than fill that thoroughfare and engineer, named Von Klitzing. The Emily Bendell should spurn the
from the times september 18, 1923 extend into Trafalgar Square on one plans were rejected by the Russian Garrick. I would be happy to propose
side and on to the Embankment on Government, to whom they were them for the much more enlightened
The huge steel floating dock for the other. It has a total length of 412ft first submitted, and in 1916 the dock (reformed) Reform Club.
Corrections and testing submarines, one of the and a breadth of 131ft. Its outstanding was ordered for the German Navy. Jenny Botsford
clarifications engineering wonders of the war, feature is a great cylinder for the Its construction, however, was London W8
which was constructed for the reception of the submarine for testing delayed, and it was not until the
German Navy, and which came into purposes. When a test was made the summer of 1918 that it was
The Times takes
complaints
the possession of the British
Admiralty on the cessation of
dock was submerged, and the
submarine was introduced into the
completed. Many engineers would
probably like to inspect the dock
Lack of face value
about editorial hostilities, has been bought from the cylinder, which is 40ft in diameter, before it is broken up, and Messrs Sir, Those expressing concern about
content seriously. We are committed to Admiralty by Messrs Cox and and runs the whole length of the Cox and Danks are prepared to give facial recognition leading to
abiding by the Independent Press Danks, iron and steel merchants, of dock. There is space in the dock for facilities for those interested to view “dystopian surveillance” (letters,
Standards Organisation (“IPSO”) rules Regent Street, for breaking up at berthing two other submarines, one it. The firm is at present breaking up Sep 16) need not worry. My bank’s
and regulations and the Editors’ Code of their depot at Queenborough. The on either side of the cylinder. The the Dreadnoughts Erin and Orion, app uses such technology and fails to
Practice that IPSO enforces.
Requests for corrections or dock, which is now at Harwich, will whole of the mechanical operations also bought from the Admiralty. recognise me more often than not —
clarifications should be sent by email to be towed to Queenborough by three connected with the structure are and it has the advantage of knowing
feedback@thetimes.co.uk or by post to powerful seagoing tugs. The voyage controlled from one room or cabin, whom it is trying to identify.
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Leading articles
Nature notes
The first of the
pink-footed geese
are returning from
Uncaring Profession
their breeding
grounds in Iceland For the first time, NHS consultants and junior doctors will this week strike on the
and southern
Greenland, same day. This reckless escalation makes them unworthy of public respect
straggling into Britain’s wetlands in long,
wavering lines. In they come, pulse after Something extraordinary will happen on 35 per cent. Their argument is that this figure, red- discharged can testify. So there must be some-
pulse of them, making for coastal plains and Wednesday. For the first time in the history of the olent of a South American basket case economy, is thing else that marks doctors out. And that some-
lowlands in Scotland and moving down into National Health Service both consultants and their due because of real-terms earnings cuts over thing, surely, is that their profession is one of the
northern England and East Anglia as their junior colleagues will strike together, result- the past decade. The radical faction heading the ultimate expressions of human civilisation: a
temperatures fall. More than 500,000 winter ing in almost all planned care coming to a com- junior doctors’ committee of the British Medical career dedicated not to gain but to the alleviation
here now, and with numbers rising they are plete stop. It will be Christmas Day come early Association (BMA), the doctors’ union, knows full of suffering. A profession that is not commercial
becoming a seasonal spectacle, drawing with only limited emergency cover available, as in well that this is a national phenomenon. But it has but caring. How does 35 per cent chime with that?
visitors to nature reserves from Scotland’s the depths of the festive season. But not much convinced itself that its members have some su- The truth is that the BMA and those among its
Montrose Basin to The Wash on the east cheer for patients in pain and discomfort who have pernatural right to special treatment. Presumably, membership who back these forever strikes have
coast. Look out for them flying in Vs been waiting months for treatment and will now this is because doctors themselves are special. shown themselves to be cynically self-interested,
overhead and sounding their hound-like, see their appointments cancelled. Their suffering So, how are they special? Well, they are highly and in some cases politically motivated. The
belling music against grey September skies. is the price for a cruelly attritional strike campaign skilled, the products of many years’ teaching. But government has offered junior doctors in England
melissa harrison that has long since departed from reality. so are lawyers and architects and many other an average 8.8 per cent pay rise, which many in the
Consultants are striking tomorrow and skilled people. And these other professions and private sector can but dream of. Consultants,
Wednesday; junior doctors will walk out on trades are largely based in the private sector where meanwhile, have been offered 6 per cent, which
Birthdays today Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. And they are there is far less security of tenure and no prospect largely safeguards their comfortable lifestyles
threatening to continue joint action on three days a gold-plated pension courtesy of the taxpayer. against inflation. The BMA’s relentless escalation
Tim McInnerny, in early October — during the Conservative Party True, earnings early in their careers are hardly of this dispute while refusing to budge from the
pictured, actor, Notting conference — and quite possibly during the re- impressive, and a lot is asked of young medics. But summit of its mountainous claim is wholly
Hill (1999), 67; Russ maining life of this government. before them lies a path delivering them to a con- indefensible. Hundreds of thousands of appoint-
Abbot, comedian and One would imagine that for hospital doctors to sultant’s income of £120,000 and a pension quite ments have so far been cancelled as a result of doc-
actor, 76; Joshua Angrist, abandon their professional and moral obligations likely to be more than twice the size of the current tors’ strikes this year, sabotaging attempts to bring
economist, co-recipient in such a deliberate and callous way they must be average salary. As consultants they will be allowed down NHS waiting lists from 7.7 million. In their
of the Nobel memorial driven by the need to right some terrible wrong — to earn extra from private practice, despite train- selfish and reckless actions, hospital doctors have
prize in economics the announcement of mass redundancies in the ing hugely subsidised by the taxpayer, and there shown themselves to be anything but special. In
(2021), 63; Lance Armstrong, cyclist, Tour de NHS, for example. In fact junior doctors are will be plenty of weekends away from the wards — their stubborn pursuit of the unattainable they
France winner who was later stripped of his striking for a 35 per cent pay rise. That’s right, as many a patient waiting until Monday to be have sacrificed public respect.
seven titles because of drug use, 52;
Frankie Avalon, singer, Venus (1959), and
actor, 83; The Rt Rev Paul Butler, bishop of
Durham, 68; Sol Campbell, footballer,
England (1996-2007) and Arsenal (2001-06,
2010), 49; Joanne Catherall, singer, the
Age of the Unwell
Human League, Don’t You Want Me (1981),
61; Dame Siobhan Davies, choreographer, Sickness benefits are turning into lifelong incomes, with disastrous consequences
Bird Song (2004), 73; Florence Eshalomi,
Labour (Co-op) MP for Vauxhall, shadow Britain is in danger of becoming one vast national Currently the taxpayer is paying £22 billion a An additional danger is that working-age
minister for democracy, 43; Chris Eubank Jr, sanatorium. An unprecedented 2.6 million people year on personal independence payments (PIP), people on PIP simply graduate into the assess-
boxer, 34; Tara Fitzgerald, actress, Game of between the ages of 16 and 64 are economically which compensate claimants for the additional ment-free retired phase. This is why it is vital that
Thrones (2013-15), 56; Jason Gardener, inactive — not looking for work — due to long- costs of being disabled. There are more than 3 mil- working-age claimants must be the focus of
athlete, Olympic gold medallist (2004), term sickness, and that figure is forecast by the lion people on this benefit and they range across intense efforts at rehabilitation. The benefits
president, UK Athletics, 48; Darren Gough, government to rise inexorably over coming years. the ages from the young to the retired. LCP warns conveyor belt must be interrupted. The longer
cricketer, England (1994-2006) and captain It is as if the country is somehow pre-programmed that for those pensioners claiming PIP the benefit people stay on PIP the lower the chance that they
of Yorkshire (2007-08), 53; Stephen to suffer more back pain and more depression in has effectively become a lifetime entitlement, with will ever come off it.
Maddock, principal, Royal Birmingham future, whatever measures are taken by individu- an average cost of £70,000 per person from retire- Britain used be near the bottom of the OECD
Conservatoire, 55; James Marsden, actor, als and society to improve matters. An increasing ment until death. There are one million retired table for economic inactivity. But as the rich
Jury Duty (2023), 50; Ryan Moore, flat- number of recently able-bodied Britons appear to PIP claimants and the figure is expected to rise to nations club average has fallen by 0.4 per cent
racing jockey, champion jockey (2006, 2008, regard illness not as something to be recovered 1.6 million by 2033, costing an extra £4.5 billion. since 2020 Britain’s rate has risen by 0.5 per cent.
2009), 40; Meredith Oakes, playwright, The from in due course but as a way of life to be en- The explosion in PIP claims was not helped by More long-term sickness has added £15.7 billion to
Editing Process (1994), 77; Lisa Osofsky, dured for the foreseeable future. This is a tragedy the decision of Amber Rudd, then work and pen- government borrowing because of increased ben-
director, Serious Fraud Office, 62; Steven for them and a problem for the country, which sions secretary, to exempt pensioners from peri- efits and lower tax receipts. Longer NHS waiting
Pinker, cognitive psychologist, Johnstone must find a way of paying for this growing mass of odic reviews checking their entitlement to them. lists, though serious, are not the main cause. The
Family Professor, Harvard University, and unproductive people or alter radically a culture Ms Rudd’s intention was noble: to take away the truth is that disability benefits have become easier
writer, Rationality (2021), 69; Jada Pinkett- that is rapidly becoming embedded in society. worry of a review for elderly and infirm people to claim. The acceptance rate for claims shot up in
Smith, actress, Queen Cleopatra (2023), 52; Now comes news that taxpayers are facing with no prospect of recovery. But this change the decade to 2020 from 35 per cent to over 80 per
Derek Pringle, cricketer, England (1982-92), more alarming increases in the bill for the sick. created an open-ended commitment on PIP that cent. To this is added the perverse incentive of a
65; Sir Christopher Ricks, literary critic, The consultancy LCP is warning that the work- could only grow. Benefits conditional on health Universal Credit system that pays twice as much
Along Heroic Lines (2021), Warren professor ing-age problem overshadows an equally alarm- must generally be subject to reassessment. It can- to people with health needs. Result: a rise in claims
of the humanities, Boston University, 90; ing liability developing in the retired population. not be beyond the wit of government to sift cases by more than 300,000 in a year to 1.8 million. This
Peter Shilton, goalkeeper, England (1970- This is yet more proof of a system out of control. that may improve from those that will not. is not all about ill-health.
1990) and Nottingham Forest (1977-82), 74;
Iain Stewart, Conservative MP for Milton
Keynes South, 51; Kieran West, rower,
Olympic gold medallist (2000), 46;
Tom Wright, architect, 66. Life in the Slow Lane
On this day A default 20mph limit in residential areas in Wales is unnecessary and oppressive
In 1975 the heiress Patty Hearst was arrested Many people retire to Wales in search of a more As a Labour man from the land of the socialist- Perhaps a partial 20mph limit offends the first
in San Francisco for crimes committed with gentle pace of life and good luck to them. But it leaning male voice choir , Mr Drakeford might be minister’s sense of neatness. Those of a bureau-
the terrorist group the Symbionese may come as news to the devolved Labour admin- expected to admire the musical version of the red cratic, controlling bent prize conformity and uni-
Liberation Army, which had kidnapped her. istration in Cardiff that a not insignificant propor- flag. But his imposition of a default 20mph speed formity; simple rules for a simple populace. He
tion of the Welsh population work for a living. limit in residential areas of Wales from yesterday clearly believes his people are too stupid to moder-
That means having to get about. In a car. suggests an ultimate ambition to reintroduce the ate their speed in 20mph zones and must be
The last word The main benefit of the car is that it confers on physical version back on to the roads — held by a trained to crawl around every residential street
the user a thing called speed. For an automobile to man in a top hat parading in front of a horseless and road, eyes glued to the speedometer rather
“There are some four million different kinds of be worth the purchase price it is advisable that its carriage. Mr Drakeford justifies the new restric- than the road ahead for fear of a fine.
animals and plants in the world. Four million velocity generally exceeds that of a walking tion by claiming lives will be saved and injuries Critics claim the change will cost the Welsh eco-
different solutions to the problems of staying human being, or an ambling Llanwenog. For Mark avoided. But he does not explain why the 20mph nomy billions over coming decades; this is as argu-
alive.” Sir David Attenborough, Life on Earth Drakeford, the Welsh first minister and nanny-in- limit could not be confined to stretches near able as supposed environmental benefits. But for
(1979) chief, however, this is all far too racy. schools, hospitals and nursing homes. sure this is another freedom casually seized.
32 2GM Monday September 18 2023 | the times
World
Surge in migration ‘puts future
The Italian PM is calling people. Others have been moved to
Sicily or the Italian mainland.
that EU leaders discuss the crisis at the
next European Council in Brussels next
for an EU naval mission Television pictures have shown
migrants climbing fences and clashing
month at the risk of opening deep
divisions between north and south, east
to halt the smugglers, with police who try to stop them from and west over how to solve the crisis.
boarding overcrowded boats to south- “If we don’t work seriously all to-
report James Imam ern Italy, posing a major political prob- gether to fight the illegal departures,
lem for Meloni, who came to power last the numbers of this will not only over-
and Bruno Waterfield year with a pledge to cut migration. whelm the border countries, but all of
Figures published by the EU’s Front- the others,” she said.
The future of the European Union is at ex border agency last week recorded a Meloni’s cabinet is expected today to
stake unless it can stop a surge in 96 per cent increase in irregular cross- approve tough measures including new
uncontrolled migration across the ings via the central Mediterranean detention and repatriation centres and
Mediterranean, the Italian prime min- route to Italy this year. extending the maximum time migrants
ister has said. Nearly 128,000 migrants have ar- can be held for. In a shift from Italy’s
Giorgia Meloni, a populist right- rived in Italy so far this year, almost previous focus on sharing the burden
winger, issued her warning on a joint double the figure at the same point last by distributing migrants across Europe,
visit with Ursula von der Leyen, presi- year and accounting for more than half she will press for measures to stop
dent of the European Commission, to of all irregular border crossings into the people arriving in the first place. “A stop
the island of Lampedusa. Thousands of EU picked up by Frontex. Official EU to departures is necessary,” she said.
people have arrived on the southern- Meloni is pushing the EU to acceler-
most Italian territory in recent days as Central Mediterranean ate a €785 million deal with Tunisia to
Europe returns to the crisis levels of stop the flow of migrants. This would be
irregular migration last seen in 2015. migratory routes 200 miles
combined with a European naval
“The future that Europe wants for ITALY mission that would have a mandate to
itself is at stake here,” Meloni told a block boats, although this risks breach-
press conference. “The future of Lampedusa ing international law.
Europe depends on its ability to tackle GREECE She is pressing the EU to send mili-
epoch-making challenges of our time tary vessels that could operate within
and the challenge of illegal immigra- Sfax Mediterranean
Tunisia’s waters to stop boats carrying
tion is for sure one of them. TUNISIA Sea migrants. Under maritime law, neither
“We all stake our future on this issue. Tripoli Italian nor other EU ships are allowed
At the very least we need an EU naval Alexandria to operate in the 12-mile territorial zone
mission against smugglers.” Source: Frontex LIBYA EGYPT off Tunisia. In international waters,
Scenes of chaos rocked Lampedusa, naval vessels cannot legitimately stop
once renowned for the beauty of its figures this month predicted that more boats carrying migrants if the vessels
beaches, as more than 8,500 migrants than a million asylum seekers would are seaworthy.
— nearly one and a half times the is- register claims this year. In 2015, 1.2 mil- Meloni has criticised Operation
land’s population — arrived in 200 lion asylum claims were lodged, con- Sophia, an EU navy mission that ended
boats, mainly from Tunisia and Libya, tributing to Brexit and boosting in 2020, for having created “a pull fac-
over three days. support for anti-immigrant parties. tor, an element of push for migratory
EU officials arriving at the island air- Officials in Tunisia expelled hun- flows rather than a block” because it
port yesterday were met by residents dreds of sub-Saharan migrants yester- rescued migrant vessels.
who threatened to block their motor- day from the port of Sfax, a gateway for During the joint visit von der Leyen
cade of limousines in a protest at a situ- the sea crossing. About 200 migrants set out a ten-point plan to help Italy,
ation that many blame on the bloc’s “who were preparing to make the clan- including tougher criminal penalties
failure to stop illegal migrants. destine boat trip” to Europe were ar- for people smugglers.
“Lampedusa says stop,” a demonstra- rested, official sources said. Von der Leyen also vowed to increase
tor said. “We don’t want tent camps. Matteo Salvini, Meloni’s deputy in access to legal channels for migrants,
This message is for Europe and for the the ruling coalition, has described the saying “the better we are with legal
Italian government. Lampedusa resi- latest influx as an “act of war”. migration the stricter we can be with
dents are tired. Meloni told the protest- Potentially outflanking Meloni, the irregular migration”. She added: “Irreg-
ers: “We’re working on it . . . we are do- head of the League party is hosting ular migration is a European challenge
ing our best.” Marine Le Pen, the French right-wing and it needs a European answer. So we
The Italian Red Cross, which runs leader, at his party’s annual rally in are in this together. Italy can count on
the island’s overcrowded migration northern Italy, resurrecting the spectre the EU. We will decide who comes to
centre, said 2,500 migrants were being of extremism before the European elec- the EU and under what circumstance
housed in a space designed for 400 tions next year. Meloni has demanded and not the smugglers and traffickers.”
World
Russia’s crimes
include ecocide,
says Ukraine
Ukraine dangered pine trees and the ancient
chalk slopes they thrive on have been
Marc Bennetts Donetsk region
lost to Russia’s military aggression.
The shell-scarred sign stood next to a “Almost all of them were destroyed by
cluster of blackened trees in the Holy fires and explosions,” he said.
Mountains national park in eastern Oak trees, some of which are hun-
Ukraine. “Look After Nature,” it read, dreds of years old, have been “saturated
the words a bitter reminder of a more with metal fragments,” said Pryyma-
peaceful time before Russia’s invasion. chuk. “They won’t fall down like the
A few steps away, burnt-out Russian pine trees, but they will get sick because
military hardware lay abandoned on insects will infest the holes.”
the edge of the missile-shredded forest. No one knows what has become of
This once idyllic national park, the forest’s wildlife, which included
known as the “lungs” of the Donetsk in- boars, deer, foxes, moose and racoons.
dustrial region, was home to health re- Scientists are also trying to determine
treats for miners and children’s holiday how badly the soil has been poisoned,
camps. President Putin’s forces were including by phosphorous bombs and
forced to retreat last year from the debris from tanks and other weaponry.
nearby town of Sviatohirsk, but the The park, which takes its name from
park they left behind is an apocalyptic a nearby Orthodox Christian monas-
landscape of dead and dying trees. tery, was heavily mined by Russian
About 20 square miles of its forest troops, creating additional risks for its
has been destroyed by Russian incendi- eventual clean-up. “We’ve been able to
ary Grad rockets and aerial bombs, ac- de-mine 50 hectares out of 11,800 so
cording to Ukraine’s environmental far,” said Volodymyr Savchenko, a staff Sergei Shoigu, the defence minister, with Kim Jong-un in Vladivostok, where they toured the frigate Marshal Shaposhnikov
protection ministry. member. “Just imagine how many years
While the terrifying human cost of
the war has been well documented,
Putin’s army has also ravaged the coun-
it will take to clear all the mines.”
Ukraine is now the most heavily
mined country in the world, with
Putin’s parting gift: drones and body armour
try’s environment, from its forests to its 67,000 square miles of the country —
Black Sea coast, where thousands of an area greater than England and Russia Russian city about 124 miles from the Shoigu and Kim then travelled to
dolphins are said to have died as a result Wales combined — contaminated, ac- North Korea border. It was Kim’s long- Vladivostok, where the North Korean
Gavin Blair, Samantha Berkhead
of Russia’s naval activity. Its land, air cording to the Globsec think tank. est foreign trip since he took power in leader was shown around the frigate,
and water have been polluted and its Holy Mountains is not the only place On the final leg of his tour of Russia, late 2011. He visited food industry busi- Marshal Shaposhnikov, by Nikolai Yev-
biodiversity threatened. where trees have been destroyed: more Kim Jong-un inspected hypersonic nesses, furthering speculation that in menov, the commander-in-chief of the
In addition to genocide, Ukraine has than 20 national parks and nature re- missiles, nuclear-capable bombers and return for weaponry, North Korea may Russian navy.
accused Russia of ecocide: the deliber- serves have seen fighting or are occu- a warship. The North Korean leader’s receive food aid. On Saturday night Kim attended a
ate destruction of its natural environ- pied by the Russian army. Even before six-day visit to Russia and meeting with Twenty-four hours earlier he had ar- performance of the ballet Sleeping
ment. Prosecutors in Kyiv are amassing the destruction of the Kakhovka dam President Putin has caused disquiet in rived in Artyom and met Sergei Shoigu, Beauty but left after the first act.
evidence to persuade the International in June, which sent floodwaters across the West over whether Kim will supply the defence minister, to inspect military President Yoon of South Korea called
Criminal Court to formally acknowl- southern Ukraine, the cost of the envi- munitions for use against Ukraine in aircraft, including Tu-22 strategic military co-operation between North
edge ecocide as a crime. ronmental damage caused by the war return for advanced Russian weapons bombers. Korea and Russia “illegal and unjust”.
Ruslan Strilets, the environmental was estimated at more than £40 billion. and space technology. Shoigu and Sergei Kobylash, the Yoon, who is due to address the UN
minister, called the destruction at Holy “This is ecocide, 100 per cent,” said As his trip ended yesterday, Kim was commander of Russia’s long-range general assembly in New York this
Mountains an “offence against nature” Ivan Rusev, head of the Tuzly Lagoons presented with five explosive drones, a bomber force, explained to Kim that week, told AP: “Any nuclear attack by
and vowed that Russia would “answer national park. “Russia’s destruction of reconnaissance drone and a bullet- cruise missiles for the Tu-160 have a North Korea will be met with a swift,
for every burnt tree”. our nature is akin to the destruction of proof vest. His armoured train depart- range of more than 4,000 miles. Kim overwhelming and decisive response
Serhiy Pryymachuk, director of the Ukrainians.” ed after a farewell ceremony at a rail- was also shown hypersonic Kinzhal that will bring about the end of the
state-owned park, said hundreds of en- Additional reporting by Oleksii Kulyk way station in Artyom, a far eastern missiles. regime.”
I
f it were not for the icicles world’s icebreakers are born, from the northern Arctic route by a building dozens of icebreakers for however, which spent 200 years
hanging from the ceiling you Argentinian research vessels bound commercial vessel travelling the Soviet Union. Then the breaking free of the Kremlin’s orbit,
might mistake the elongated for the Antarctic to a new fleet for without an escorting icebreaker. company went bust a few days times have changed. The invasion
pool for an Olympic swimming the Swedish coastguard. Russia now allows oil tankers to before the fall of the Berlin Wall. of Ukraine cut off the company’s
venue. On closer inspection the The oceans are warming and the make the trip even if their hulls are Today most of the vessels are most lucrative cash cow in a single
surface turns out to be coated with sea ice retreats with almost every not reinforced against the ice, built in China and South Korea but stroke. “We had to stop all projects
a fine layer of ice. passing winter. Some Baltic ports prompting warnings of an the designs still come from we had with Russian ships,” said
Monitored by three men from a that were once icebound for six impending environmental disaster. engineers in Helsinki. The Suojanen. “It was a big share.”
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World
Girl, 5, killed as Italian aerobatic team jet crashes in fireball
Italy as the Frecce Tricolori jet hit the dropping away. The pilot ejected and family told the Corriere della Sera solidarity and extend my condolences
ground and exploded in a fireball. opened his parachute shortly before newspaper: “We couldn’t do anything to the family.”
James Imam Milan
The accident happened on Saturday the plane hit the ground. Parts of the because there were flames A celebratory event planned for yes-
A five-year-old girl was killed when an afternoon shortly after ten planes from aircraft broke through a fence sur- everywhere.” terday by the Tricolore to mark 100
aircraft from the Italian military aero- the Italian air force’s aerobatic squad rounding the field’s perimeter and Laura’s parents and brother were years since the foundation of the Italian
batics team crashed near Turin. took off from the Turin-Caselle airport smashed into the car carrying Paolo treated in hospital for burns. air force was cancelled. Public prosecu-
Laura Origliasso, travelling with her on a training exercise. Origliasso, 49, his wife, Veronica Ver- Giorgia Meloni, the prime minister, tors have ordered an inquiry into the
parents and brother in the family car on Video shot by an onlooker shows one netto, 41, their 12-year-old son and said that the tragedy had left her “with- cause of the crash.
an adjoining road, is thought to have of the planes peeling off suddenly from Laura. out words”, adding: “In the name of the Oscar Del Dò, 35, the pilot, has flown
died after being struck by flying debris the two tight V-formations before A bystander who tried to help the entire government, I express my with the unit for three years.
France on high
alert for royal
and papal visits
France
Adam Sage Paris
All police leave has been cancelled in
France as the authorities try to contain
terrorist and public order threats sur-
rounding the visits of King Charles and
Queen Camilla and the Pope.
Gérald Darmanin, the interior minis-
ter, told police chiefs that they faced a
“particularly intense” week. Officers
are also providing security for the
Rugby World Cup across the country.
There have been reports in Sada al-
Malahim, al-Qaeda’s magazine, that the
terrorist group has threatened to attack
a French ministry. Darmanin said: “The
level of terrorist threat weighing on our
country demands the maintenance of a
very high level of vigilance.”
Officials are also keen to avoid public
order disturbances during the royal
visit to Paris and Bordeaux.
Eight thousand extra officers will be
deployed on Wednesday when Charles ancient Roman theatre of minister, to intervene. A completed by the emperor
and Camilla start their visit with a cere-
mony at the Arc de Triomphe in Paris Ticketing nightmare in grand spectacles officially
cost €16 but touts are
source at the culture
ministry said the
Titus in AD80, draws about
20,000 visitors a day and
and attend a state dinner at the Palace
of Versailles. There will be 10,000 extra
on Thursday when they go to Notre
amphitheatre of dreams selling them on websites for
up to €80.
Reports suggest that for
government planned to
introduce named tickets for
visitors, who would have to
earned €63 million in ticket
sales last year. A study by
Deloitte found the site
Dame cathedral. the past seven months produce photo ID. contributed €1.4 billion to
S
On Friday, when they travel to Bor- taged battles have prices (James Imam writes). official tickets have been A similar measure is used Italy’s economy in 2022.
deaux, and the Pope arrives in Marseil- returned to the Scalpers have been using difficult to find online. to combat football touts. In The problem of web touts
les, 12,000 more officers will be on duty. Colosseum as touts autonomous online Alessandro Onorato, a further measure, the arose when ticket sales
There will be 30,000 extra on Saturday defy officials to sell programmes to snap up Rome’s tourism chief, insider said tickets could be moved online during the
when he presides over Mass at the tickets to the tokens as soon as they called on Gennaro reserved for sale at booths. pandemic. The ticket office
Stade Vélodrome, where France play amphitheatre at inflated emerge. Tickets to the Sangiuliano, Italy’s culture The Colosseum, reopened in May.
rugby against Namibia on Thursday.
Adam Sage last year. They are climbing significant- with 5 per cent for poultry, 5.7 per cent by his stage-name Coluche, who once Over the summer President Macron
ly faster than inflation as a whole, for beef and 1.7 per cent for fresh fish. said the approach of the French state to denounced video games as a cause of
President Macron’s trade minister has which was at a year-on-year rate of Le Figaro quoted Philippe Brochard, poverty was: “Tell us what you need, urban violence but now he has said they
provoked a row with a suggestion that 4.9 per cent. managing director of the Auchan super- we’ll tell you how to go without it.” stimulate art, imagination, economic
French families should cope with “We need to learn again how to cook market chain, as saying that the “first Although French commentators of- growth and social unity.
inflation by abandoning ready-made raw products to avoid buying rampart against inflation is the capacity ten bemoan the decline of the nation’s The French leader made the U-turn
meals and preparing their own dishes. ready-made [meals], which are more to peel vegetables”. He described frozen gastronomic ambitions, a poll pub- after gamers criticised him for linking
Olivia Grégoire called for cooking expensive,” she said. “Cooking lessons chips, which are on sale in his stores for lished in 2020 found that 67 per cent of their pastime to the summer’s riots.
lessons in schools to improve family must return to schools. There is a €5.15 per kg, as a “luxury”. Potatoes cost families prepared their own meals Speaking in June, Macron said: “We
health and finances, under what she real question of grandmother €1.20 per kg by comparison. every day. A total of 42 per cent cooked sometimes have the feeling that some
called a “grandmother education” in education about basic, day- Grégoire faced mockery on the inter- fresh vegetables and fruit daily, and a of [the rioters] are living out, on the
the face of the cost of living crisis. to-day cuisine.” net and criticism from the govern- further 32 per cent every other day. streets, the video games that have
Her comment infuriated leftwingers Cooking as a subject is ment’s left-wing opponents. “If However, purists are worried that intoxicated them.”
who compared her to Marie-Antoi- largely absent from the there is no bread, eat cake,” said younger generations are turning their That statement ran against Macron’s
nette and depicted her as the symbol of national curriculum except Jean-Luc Mélenchon, leader of backs on traditional cuisine. More than ambition to turn France into a bastion
an executive out of touch with ordinary for sixth-formers wanting the radical France Unbowed party, half of French people aged between 18 of professional gaming. Now, in a post
people. to become chefs. The price in reference to the comment widely — and 35 eat at McDonald’s at least once on Twitter/X, as 28,000 fans watched
Recent surveys indicate that most of frozen vegetables has but wrongly — attributed to a month, for instance. They are also matches involving the French esports
French families do still cook fresh pro- risen by 21.7 per cent over Marie-Antoinette amid food shorta- increasingly keen on having team, the president was conciliatory,
duce regularly but younger generations the past year, compared ges before the French Revolution. ready-made meals delivered to their saying: “It is this violence that I con-
seem to have a growing appetite for fast with 13.2 per cent for “If people are skipping meals, it’s homes, a market that is now worth demn, not video games.”
food and home deliveries. fresh ones. Ready-made not because they do not know how €10.7 billion a year. He called video games “a ground for
Grégoire, 44, made the suggestion meals have gone up by to cook but because they have Grégoire dismissed her critics, saying artistic experiments, a fascinating place
when interviewed by a panel of readers 12.7 per cent, compared NOTHING to cook,” tweeted Anne she had delivered a message of “com- of learning combining all the arts”,
of the Sud Ouest newspaper, notably Stambach, a France Unbowed MP. mon sense” which was “good for the adding that the sector was not only a
about food prices, which were 11.2 per Olivia Grégoire has been Many internet users quoted Michel health and for the wallet, and not only source of jobs but brought together
cent higher last month than in August mocked as “out of touch” Colucci, the late French comic known in inflationary times.” gamers around “powerful values”.
36 Monday September 18 2023 | the times
World
Minister is
caught out
over ‘eco’ trip
Germany
Bruno Waterfield
Germany’s foreign minister is under
fire for boasting about taking an eco-
friendly bus journey without men-
tioning that her empty government
plane was flying to meet her.
Annalena Baerbock, 42, of the
Greens Party, had flown from Berlin
to Austin, Texas, with the largest air-
craft in the fleet, an Airbus A350. Its
comforts include a bed and shower,
but she left it in Austin and was driven
for two and a half hours to Houston.
She kept her 575,000 Instagram fol-
lowers abreast of her road trip, in-
cluding a meal at a roadside diner.
As the Bild am Sonntag newspaper
noted, she did not mention that the
empty plane flew 147 miles to pick her
up in Houston. It burnt 4.5 tonnes of
kerosene fuel before flying her 342
miles to Wichita Falls.
When she took office Baerbock
promised to make her travel as green
as possible. The foreign ministry said
it had “thoroughly examined various
means of transport” for the trip. Prost! Munich’s annual Oktoberfest is under way until October 3 and millions of visitors will be drawn to its parades, concerts, gun salutes . . . and of course the beer
Business
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Rents soar
as rates shut
out buyers
More than a third of house sellers reduce prices
Tom Howard also at record highs. Developers claim
that a complex planning system is stop-
Residential rents across Britain are ping them building as many new
rising at their fastest on record as high houses as they would like and it has
interest rates shut would-be buyers out been repeatedly suggested that smaller
of the property market. landlords are selling up because of
Monthly rental costs are on average changes to regulations and rising mort-
12 per cent higher than they were this gage rates.
time last year, up £140 to breach £1,300 “Many mortgaged landlords are
for the first time, according to the estate being squeezed just as tightly as ten-
agent Hamptons. ants,” Beveridge said. “Higher rents are
Separate research from the property only going some way towards helping
website Rightmove suggests that more mortgaged landlords to balance their
than a third of homes for sale have had books, rather than boosting their profit. Melanie Smith, left, the former boss of Ocado Retail, has been named as the chief executive
their asking prices reduced as vendors This is one of the reasons we haven’t of NEC Group, which runs the NEC Arena in Birmingham, host to the annual Crufts dog show
try to drum up demand. seen large numbers of new landlords
“Each passing month has ushered in come into the market.”
a new rental market record,” Aneisha
Beveridge, head of research at Hamp-
tons, said. “Rents have risen more in the
last 12 months than they did between
Those landlords looking to sell also
face an uphill battle. Price reductions
have crept up to a level not seen since
the start of 2011, according to the Right-
CBI ‘crisis time’ amid £3m cash call
2015 and 2019.” move data, which indicates that Alex Ralph Times reported. HSBC did not respond ing out a number of details. One
Rents across the UK have increased 36.3 per cent of all flats and houses on to a request for comment. member, speaking confidentially, said
by 29 per cent, or nearly £300 a month, the market have had at least one price The CBI is preparing to update mem- The cash crunch comes days before they were surprised the CBI had not
since the beginning of the pandemic, reduction since being listed. Of those bers this week about its annual meeting its delayed annual meeting, scheduled made a “more overt” push for financial
Hamptons’ data shows, pushed higher homes that have had a reduction, amid significant uncertainty over its for Wednesday, where members vote support from members sooner and that
by a prolonged imbalance between sup- asking prices have been cut by 6.2 per finances. on the CBI’s auditors and board mem- there was also concern among trade
ply and demand for rental homes. cent, on average, which works out at The troubled business group is seek- bers and consider its annual report, associations over a potential merger
The fastest rises are in London, £22,700. ing emergency funding from members outlining its finances and governance. with Make UK. They added that the
where rents have increased by 17.1 per Andy McHugo, an estate agent in while it explores a contentious merger A CBI spokesman said yesterday that CBI may be seeking to secure a finan-
cent in the past year. In Scotland rents Birmingham, said: “In almost twenty with Make UK, a lobby group for the it has “experienced some short-term cial lifeline until January, when a large
are up 13.4 per cent year-on-year, years of selling homes I feel that this manufacturing sector. cashflow challenges following an in- proportion of members traditionally
meaning that for the first time it is more summer and last summer have been the The CBI was one of Britain’s most in- credibly difficult year for the organisa- renew annual subscriptions.
expensive to rent a home north of the most subdued.” fluential business groups until it was tion” and that a “number of options are Another member said: “It’s certainly
border than in the midlands. Rents in Typically, Rightmove would see a thrown into crisis this year by a work- being explored to resolve this issue and crisis time and I’ve been shocked by the
Wales have had the weakest growth, rise in asking prices in September as the place misconduct scandal which led to secure the footing of an organisation lack of outreach, not one personal con-
having risen only 3.4 per cent. autumn selling season, the second busi- an exodus of corporate members and it that remains in a strong medium to tact to explain the situation and en-
Demand has been bolstered by rising est time of year, gets under way. Asking being frozen out of ministerial access. long-term position”. courage continuing membership. I’m
mortgage rates, which have stopped prices have only increased by 0.4 per It is trying to raise £3 million with The organisation declined to confirm puzzled as to why they haven’t hit the
would-be buyers from getting on to the cent over the past month, however, to HSBC attempting to encourage mem- whether the annual meeting was going phones to every single member.”
proprty ladder, and migration levels are an average of £366,281. bers to support the drive, The Sunday ahead. It is understood to be still work-
38 Monday September 18 2023 | the times
Business
Need to know
1
The number of pubs being
demolished or converted for
other uses has risen by more
Labour backers in the City
than 50 per cent, figures show. In
the three months to the end of
June 230 pubs disappeared from
communities in England and
Wales. In the preceding quarter
the figure was 153. Among the uses
for converted pubs are housing,
offices and nurseries.
2
The European Union is
running into opposition from
India and De Beers over a
proposed ban on Russian
diamonds, which would remove
the world’s biggest producer of
uncut gems from the global
market.
3
Residential rents across
Britain are rising at their
fastest pace on record as high
interest rates shut would-be
buyers out of the property market. lowers of the Keir-and-Rachel project
Monthly rental costs are on Robert Lea meets the had come together in the shiny glass
average 12 per cent higher than
they were this time last year, up
movers and shakers offices of UK Finance, the fulcrum of
the financial services sector from which
£140 to breach £1,300 for the first hoping to put Starmer Starmer and Reeves announced their
time, according to the estate agent “economic mission” earlier this year.
Hamptons. in No 10 as a poll shows The white wine was suitably chilled,
the red wine eminently passable and
City support growing
4
Forty per cent of young the catering on porcelain platters an
professionals admit that they altogether sophisticated affair. Not a
pretend to know more about Meet the “fifth columnists” of high fin- pint of ale or curly sandwich in sight.
artificial intelligence than they ance in the heart of the City. This was Labour on manoeuvres, one of
really do to look “in the know”, Here, a director of Blackstone, the a series of meetings this autumn of Lab-
research has found. private equity firm that is a cornerstone our supporters who work in financial
of American capitalism, alongside a services as well as in law and account-
5
The CBI is preparing to senior figure at UK Finance, the trade ancy, as the party prepares for a war
update members this week body for the Square Mile. footing before a general election that
about its annual meeting There, a specialist in alternative may be as little as nine months away.
scheduled for Wednesday amid investments in a huddle with a spokes- The main speaker was Seema
significant uncertainty over its person for Nationwide, the last of the Malhotra, a former Accen-
finances. The troubled business great building societies. ture management con-
group is seeking emergency They are bound by one thing: they sultant and now a
funding from members. want to get Sir Keir Starmer and Rachel west London MP
Reeves into Downing Street. They are who was shadow
6
A Cambridge-based start-up the people that call themselves Labour business minister
with aspirations to become in the City. before being re-
“the next Arm” is claiming a Around the corner from Austin Fri- cently reshuf-
breakthrough that could speed up ars, a hotbed for furtive meetings of fled by Starmer
the development of the next clandestine sects over the centuries, to the shadow
generation of computers. Labour in the City met last week to skills brief.
Riverlane said it had produced the throw around some thoughts about Her support
first chip for quantum computers how Labour in government might act was Andrew the likes of the uency meeting would be. This was not a
that can deal with one of the attract business investment. Dowler, Black- Terra Firma pri- fundraiser nor an attempt to gain con-
primary obstacles holding back With the presence of a frontbench stone’s government vate equity titan verts, for these were all fellow-travel-
their development. shadow minister, the meeting was relations adviser and Guy Hands. lers, Labour members or supporters.
immediately redolent of the famous as polished and urbane The meeting attract- The debate was not overtly Tory-
7
The police in Shenzhen in prawn cocktail offensive in the 1990s of an old school financial ed an audience numbering trashing nor government-bashing;
China have detained some the late Mo Mowlam, who as shadow public relations practitioner as about 80, more than half of more an earnest and worthy discussion
staff at the wealth business minister led the charge to there is. During a career at the old Fins- whom were under the age of 40, and about what Labour should do to help to
management business of China project the credibility of new Labour. bury and Financial Dynamics agencies, many of those in their twenties. The oil the flow of business investment and
Evergrande Group in the latest Three decades on this felt more like a he advised executives during takeover gender split was even but the room was how it should position itself. No policy
turmoil at the giant property lobster canapé engagement. These fol- battles and acted as representative to not as ethnically diverse as a constit- initiatives were delivered, that role
company.
8
One of the banks that floated
CAB Payments on the stock
market this summer is now Start-up chancing its arm on chip Staff arrests
betting against shares of the cross-
border transfer business. The asset
management arm of JPMorgan
James Hurley which promises an exponential
increase in computing power.
computer and predicting errors so that
corrections can be made instantan-
add to China
Chase has a 0.5 per cent net short
position in CAB shares, which
have lost almost a quarter of their
A Cambridge-based start-up with asp-
irations to become “the next Arm” is
claiming a breakthrough that could
A normal computer relies on “bits”
that are either a “1” or a “0”, “on” or “off”,
so is limited by binary options. Quan-
eously. “Decoding terabytes of errors
per second is fundamental to quantum
error correction. This requires chips to
Evergrande
value since the company made its
debut in London.
speed up the development of the next
generation of computers.
Riverlane, a spin-out from Cam-
tum computers use quantum bits, or
qubits, that can be 0 or 1 as well as a
“superposition” of 0 and 1 — in other
achieve the necessary speed and effic-
iency,” the company said.
Brierley said: “Until now, no one
Group’s woes
9
The chief executive of Frasers bridge University, said it had produced words, on and off at the same time, knew how to decode fast enough to
Group, Michael Murray, the first chip for quantum computers allowing them to mirror the complexity keep up with the data. Without a decod- Alex Ralph
described the business rates that could deal with one of the primary of the subatomic world in a way that er the process of quantum error correc-
regime as a disaster and urged the obstacles holding back their develop- classical computers cannot. tion is not possible. You need a decoder The police in southern China have
government to step in with a ment and commercial adoption. The This could pave the way for quantum to detect the errors that quantum com- detained some staff at the wealth man-
transformation as quickly as company’s “quantum decoder chip” is computers to transform industries inc- puters are prone to and correct those agement business of China Evergrande
possible intended to help companies to deal luding healthcare, sustainable energy, errors in real time. Otherwise, you sim- Group in the latest turmoil at the giant
with the high error rates inherent to the advanced materials and logistics. ply cannot do anything useful with a property company.
Business
Business
Manufacturers including apprenticeship levy, an
Manufacturers fired the steel industry are
pessimistic about 2024
extension of the 12-
month 100 per cent
up for a tough year cent of companies
believed that policy
business rates reliefs on
green plant machinery
and equipment and
B
ritain’s first half of the year has incentives elsewhere, expansion of research
manufacturers gone into reverse, with such as the US Inflation and development tax
are seeing a recruitment plans Reduction Act and relief to include capital
sharp ceasing and orders similar EU measures, equipment for green
slowdown in slowing at home and were making UK processing and industrial
activity and preparing abroad. investments harder to decarbonisation.
for a potential recession, Make UK has cut its justify. A total of 74.1 per Verity Davidge, policy
according to new manufacturing growth cent said a lack of policy director at Make UK,
research (Simon forecast for this year and consistency in the UK said: “Manufacturers are
Freeman writes). expects output to fall. Its was damaging efforts to . . . battening down the
The Make UK/BDO forecast for next year is build a consistent hatches in the
manufacturing outlook within the margins of no business environment. expectation that the
survey suggests that the growth at all. Make UK is calling for next year is going to be
positive picture of the It found that 72.7 per a review of the anaemic at best.”
Comment Business
“
D
We learnt last week pupils have tried an e-cigarette. This well be that although we have more ecarbonisation is one of corresponding increase in
that the government is no higher than it was in 2014 but young vapers than we otherwise the biggest challenges emissions.
may ban disposable regular use among this cohort seems would, heart disease and cancer rates ever faced by aviation, With an essential focus on safety,
e-cigarettes from to be accelerating. Indeed it has more in the future could be much lower. and if we are to change in aviation takes years or
our shops. Such a than doubled from 4 per cent to 9 per Sweden provides an intriguing meaningfully reduce even decades. On average, it takes
policy move would raise a swathe of cent over the same period. Sales are template for such an approach. Snus, carbon emissions we must embrace aircraft five to nine years to be
interconnected questions about supposedly prohibited to under-18s, so an oral tobacco that is placed behind new, clean technologies. Although certified and even longer to get from
uncertainties in science, the balance this seems alarming. the upper lip, is a popular product the latest generation of aircraft, clean sheet to in service. The first
between the protection of children Nevertheless, it is necessary to there (although banned in the rest of such as the Airbus A320neo, burn design of Airbus’s A350 was drawn
and the freedom of adults and how to compare these statistics to a the EU). It does not come without significantly less fuel than their up in 2004 but the aircraft’s first
properly calculate the social and counterfactual. How many of these some risks, but they appear minimal predecessors and are a step towards flight wasn’t until January 2015.
health costs of any given activity. kids would be puffing away on compared with cigarettes and Sweden achieving net-zero flight, realising With Airbus aiming to have a
Overall, we may be about to see if traditional cigarettes, as was quite benefits from very low smoking rates. this ambition requires a revolution. hydrogen-powered commercial
the government has a coherent common in the 1980s when I was at In many areas of policy we Like all revolutions, it will need aircraft ready as early as 2035, we
approach to harm reduction and school, if they were not vaping? instinctively embrace harm reduction. collective action for a common goal, have no time to waste.
whether, when it comes to dangerous Although one gets into very small We accept that there are actions that which is why easyJet has formed the Hydrogen is the biggest step-
products such as tobacco, we are sample sizes, it seems that only 1 per come with some sort of downsides Hydrogen in Aviation (HIA) alliance change for aviation since the jet
pursuing an approach where the best cent of regular secondary-school but emphatically are worth taking. alongside Rolls-Royce, Airbus, engine and the UK has a huge
is the enemy of the good. e-cigarette users have never smoked The coronavirus vaccination Orsted, GKN Aerospace and Bristol opportunity to play a defining role in
The case for a prohibition on an old-style cigarette, equating to programme is a standout example. airport. Together, we want to work the next era of flight. Our ability to
single-use vaping products might 0.09 per cent of that population. Having the jab did not come with no with the UK government to leverage enter this new era goes beyond
have some obvious attractions at first For idealists, any numbers above possible drawbacks but it seemed far Britain’s 230,000-person-strong designing and building aircraft. We
glance. Anecdotally, people are zero here will be considered too high preferable (at least to most people) to aviation sector, with unparalleled must also ensure that relevant
noticing more and more youngsters but if Public Health England is right the prospect of contracting Covid. expertise in engines, fuel systems national infrastructure is in place to
puffing away on these nicotine that next-generation nicotine Public policy decisions always come produce hydrogen at scale and
products and assume that this
presents a risk on the same sort of
products may be 95 per cent less
dangerous than traditional tobacco,
with a wide range of competing
demands. One would hope that harm
‘Hydrogen is the biggest ground services to transport and
store it at airports. The investment
scale as children smoking cigarettes, a this is exactly where we might find reduction is one of them but this can step-change for aviation required to support aviation’s move
lifetime of addiction leading to illness that striving for the perfect outcome often rub up against other to hydrogen could create 60,000
and premature death. distracts us from the optimal considerations. If your overriding aim since the jet engine, and high-value jobs in UK aviation’s
The intentions of the producers of
these devices are also treated with
outcome. If it becomes relatively
harder for teenagers to get their
were simply to increase funds into the
Treasury then people switching away
the UK has a chance to regional heartlands, and beyond,
and deliver an £18 billion annual
scepticism. Packaged in an array of hands on a vaping device compared from unhealthy and highly taxed play a defining role’ boost to the economy by 2050.
bright colours and boasting flavours with a cigarette, health outcomes will products such as tobacco and alcohol This opportunity cannot, however,
such as cherry cola and candy floss, probably worsen. As it is we have now generates a hole in revenues. Despite and wings, to ensure that the UK be realised by the aviation industry
the suspicion is that the objective is to nearly eliminated cigarette popular belief, so-called “sin taxes” captures its opportunity to become a alone. This is why we have been
appeal to the youth market rather consumption among the very young: typically more than cover the costs global leader in hydrogen-powered clear with our three demands of the
than merely to ween adult smokers only 1 per cent of 11 to 15-year-olds associated with consumption. flight. UK government to support our plan
off combustible tobacco. smoke cigarettes regularly. Similarly, we tend to accept that Rolls-Royce has already proved of action and deliver pioneering
With virtually every policy Unusually for the UK, we have health is not the absolute ace of hydrogen’s ability to power a jet change. First, we ask for its support
suggestion these days requiring some taken a relatively liberal approach to trumps in all circumstances. The engine and flight tests conducted by in the delivery of infrastructure
sort of green angle, an additional new nicotine products. In recent years pursuit of pleasure is part of living a ZeroAvia and Universal Hydrogen needed for the UK to be a global
argument is that the lithium batteries we have tended to be more restrictive good life and frequently comes with have further underlined hydrogen’s leader. Second, we request that the
used in e-cigarettes pose than most western nations when it some sort of downside. potential to transform our industry. aviation regulatory regime is
environmental risks. comes to potentially dangerous When it comes to health policy, Hydrogen could provide a hydrogen ready. Finally, we appeal
The combination of these factors is products including alcohol, fast food particularly affecting children, it is revolutionary solution for short-haul for the transformation of funding for
enough to make most people and sugar. often (and understandably) tempting flight that will complement long- hydrogen aviation research and
instinctively favour a swathe of Legend has it that it was only a to see a risk and reach for the most haul aircraft powered by sustainable development support and the
prohibitions. As is so often the chance meeting between draconian solution. Bans, restrictions aviation fuel (SAF). Like so many creation of a ten-year programme.
case, however, digging David Cameron, as prime and prohibitions therefore tend to other clean technologies, there does HIA members are embracing a
into the evidence minister, and an proliferate. A less headline-grabbing not need to be a drawn-out debate new technology for decarbonising
suggests that a well- advocate for the approach would probably be more about hydrogen versus SAF, which aviation and we want to work with
intentioned policy potential health effective — better information being would only slow progress: we must the government to help to realise
could have the benefits of made available, stronger enforcement embrace a two-fold solution. the UK’s potential in this area. There
exact opposite e-cigarettes that at point of sale — but because we too Air travel is fundamental to global is no time to waste if we are to
’’
effects to those it led to this often allow the best to be the enemy mobility, connecting families and achieve hydrogen-powered flight by
is striving for. strategy and with of the good, we friends and enabling people to see the mid-2030s and no reason that
Figures from the market in frequently end up and experience new and exciting the UK should not lead aviation’s
2021 suggest that new nicotine with approaches places. Following the easing of hydrogen revolution. It is time for
22 per cent of products now well that are neither Covid-19 restrictions, demand for air the UK to seize the initiative to
secondary school developed in liberal nor healthy. travel has rebounded strongly and is define the future of aviation.
Britain, restrictions expected to increase by nearly three
The UK has, so far, could meet voter Mark Littlewood is director-general times by 2040. Although this Johan Lundgren is chairman of the
taken a fairly liberal resistance. of the Institute of Economic Affairs. increased demand will require more Hydrogen in Aviation Alliance and
approach to vapes The consequence might Twitter: @MarkJLittlewood aircraft, it does not have to mean a chief executive of easyJet
42 Monday September 18 2023 | the times
Business
Business
Opt-out scheme
spurs staff to join
workplace savings
Patrick Hosking Financial Editor for employees required to opt in. Pol-
icymakers are looking at whether the
Employers are achieving huge increas- same inertia that helps people to save
es in the take-up of workplace savings for their pension under the auto-enrol-
schemes using small tweaks to the way ment regime could be harnessed for
the options are presented to their emp- short-term precautionary savings.
loyees, according to a new report. A survey of participating employees
The take-up rate for schemes offered found that they liked the opt-out
by the Co-operative Group and Bupa approach: 96 per cent of Suez workers
Care Services increased fourfold from in the trial said they wanted the com-
16 per cent to 71 per cent when the emp- pany to continue with it or did not mind
loyees were required to opt out rather either way; 93 per cent of Wagestream
than given the choice of opting in. The users were happy or neutral.
switch pushed participation in a similar “We’re seeing that the vast majority
staff savings scheme at the rubbish col- of employees feel positively about the
lection company Suez from 1 per cent of opt-out workplace saving experience,
its employees to 47 per cent. whether or not they themselves choose
All three companies have been to save,” the Nest researchers found.
guinea pigs in an experiment in nudge For the phenomenon to go main-
economics, designed to help people to stream employers would probably want
accumulate rainy-day savings and
avoid a spiral into unmanageable debts.
The findings provided evidence that it
could be a way for business and the gov-
ernment to improve the financial resil-
ience of millions of relatively low-paid
workers, according to Nest Insight, the
71%
Take-up for the scheme under opt-out,
compared with 16% for opting in
think tank conducting the research.
The opt-out approach, which means
that staff have to do nothing to have a more regulatory clarity. There are strict
portion of their monthly pay deducted employment rules on making deduc-
and put in a bank account in their tions from employees’ pay packets. Jo
name, dramatically boosted particip- Phillips, Nest Insight’s director of re-
ation, Nest said. “The nudge is both search and innovation, said: “It’s clear
popular and powerful.” from our research that opt-out payroll
It worked even in the middle of a cost savings approaches have enormous
of living squeeze: the Co-op and Bupa potential to boost the financial resil-
trials were introduced in autumn last ience, mental health and productivity
year. Nest said the results were extraor- of millions of people. We have a huge
dinary. In all cases the default deduc- opportunity here. Over the coming
tion was £40 a month. months, we’ll be bringing together in-
Co-op and Bupa ran their schemes dustry and policymakers to explore
luxury Flannels shops, says rates used to be benchmarked at about 50 per cent of rent but now they were almost equal through Wagestream, an app that ena- how opt-out payroll savings approach-
bles users to see their pay arrangements es could be scaled.”
able tailoring companies, its future was ing brand. Gieves could become the pre-tax profit of £478.1 million. Murray in real time and get paid some of their Nick Speight, director of culture and
thrown into doubt by the collapse into jewel in our crown and we’ll be invest- adopts an “elevation strategy” that is re- earnings before pay day. colleague experience at the 57,000-
liquidation of its Hong Kong-based ing in it and relaunching it first half of placing older shops, often resulting in Participation dramatically improved employee Co-op, said, “Opt-out seems
owner Trinity Group last January. next year. We’re restarting made-to- the closure of two or three of them, to be when the opt-out system was used but to be the way to go. It addresses one of
“I love the brand, I love the clothes, measure and bespoke.” replaced by one larger new-generation the level of saving was similar. Average our concerns that our food and logistics
but it’s been abused for too long,” Mur- Frasers has about 1,630 shops with a shop. He has also targeted aspirational balances were £104 for employees who colleagues don’t have that rainy day
ray said. “Amazing building and amaz- turnover of £5.6 billion and adjusted customers via Flannels shops. were automatically enrolled and £106 fund to give them financial resilience.”
Tories ‘making housing crisis worse’ Skype workers got the call
Tom Howard not, however, able to put up its prices
enough to offset build cost inflation,
homes but Spencer McCarthy said that
builders had been hindered by the
to create 225 companies
Churchill Retirement Living, builder of which dented its margins. Reflecting government’s “persistently negative
flats for over-60s, has taken aim at the that, operating profits declined by a stance” towards the sector. Katie Prescott did not perform as expected. It changed
government for worsening the housing third to £25.8 million, down from “The impact of new national policies hands again in 2011, when Microsoft
crisis after its profits fell by a third last £38.8 million last time around. on our planning applications Former Skype staff have started 225 paid $8.5 billion for the business, integ-
year. Churchill was founded and the overall housing companies raising a total of $11.3 billion, rating it into Xbox and Windows.
The developer has been swept up in in 1994 by Spencer and market cannot be over- including Peloton, Bolt and Wise, in the Reflecting on the period since he
the housing market downturn that Clinton McCarthy, estimated,” he said. 20 years since it was founded. started Skype, Zennstrom said Europe
began last autumn after the “disastrous the sons of John “The government Those who started these companies was now on a par with the US in creat-
mini-budget”. Spencer McCarthy, the McCarthy, who needs to recognise in 18 countries were all involved in the ing start-ups. “When I look back 20
chairman of Churchill, said the govern- had set up that its policies are first ten years of Skype and the data years ago, there was not much of a tech
ment was adding to the headwinds fac- McCarthy & exacerbating the shows the significance of the internet ecosystem,” he said. “Something exist-
ing the sector. Stone, another housing crisis and phone service, one of Europe’s first big ed and then was wiped out by the dot-
Kwasi Kwarteng’s mini-budget sent builder of senior take immediate technology companies. com crash.
the bond markets into chaos and living commun- action to address Niklas Zennstrom, co-founder of “This is why I started Atomico.
caused a jump in mortgage rates that ities. Both broth- this situation.” Skype and Atomico, the London-based Because I saw potential in Europe to
sapped the confidence of would-be ers are heavily in- He estimates that venture capital firm that published the build great companies and I thought
home movers. Mortgage costs have volved in the busi- new energy efficien- figures, said: “The fact that we could the best way I could contribute to that
remained high ever since. ness: Spencer is cy rules introduced in become a training ground for people was to build a venture capital firm.”
Churchill sold 431 flats in the year to chairman and chief June, known as Part L who could go out and start companies The current downturn was proving a
the end of June, a fifth fewer than in its executive and Clinton is building regulations, will and do it even better, I’m very pleased “cold shower that is cleansing for the
previous financial year. The market managing director. add £6,000 to the cost of building with how that part of it worked out.” whole market”, he said. “There will be
slowdown, it said, had had a “detrimen- The McCarthy family own the com- each of its apartments. There were also Skype was founded in 2003 by founders who don’t have the kind of grit
tal effect” on the housing chains at the pany. They paid themselves a dividend “unprecedented challenges in the plan- Zennstrom, from Sweden, and Janus that is required.”
end of which its customers usually sit. of £22.9 million last year, but given the ning system”, he said. Friis, from Denmark, to allow people to Skype said that a further 685 com-
Revenue declined by 13 per cent to “very challenging market backdrop” Over the past year Churchill has had make calls over the internet, circum- panies came out of the 225 started by its
£174.3 million from £200.1 million last and in an attempt to conserve cash they twelve of its planning applications go to venting expensive telecoms companies. original employees and this second
year, insulated somewhat by Churchill have scrapped the dividend for this year. appeals, ten of which it overturned. In It was bought in 2005 for $2.6 billion generation of businesses had raised a
increasing its prices by 5.6 per cent to an The housebuilding industry has been total, last year it secured planning con- by eBay, which wrote down its value by total of $10.6 billion. The 910 businesses
average of £369,000. The company was criticised for not building enough sents for 771 flats across 16 sites. $1.4 billion in 2007 after the company include 15 unicorns.
44 Monday September 18 2023 | the times
Adrenaline
ride: GoPro
turns kicks
into clicks
the middle between the free tools that
would come with your operating
enterprise system and the more expensive, more
network T complicated tools from a company
technology like Adobe”.
He hopes that GoPro’s software
ambitions will help to restore the
company’s fortunes. When it listed on
The must-have piece of the Nasdaq in June 2014, shares were
kit for thrillseekers has priced at $24, which valued the
company at about $3 billion. Four
influencers in its sights. months later its shares hit an all-time
high of $98.47. Today they languish at
Its founder tells Hannah about $3.50, valuing the company at
just north of $540 million. The slump
Prevett about his plans can partly be explained by increased
competition from drones and
T
he Austrian base jumper smartphone cameras and more
Felix Baumgartner grabbed recently the impact of the pandemic
the world’s attention in 2012 and cost of living crisis.
when he rocketed 24 miles Does shareholders losing money
up to the edge of space keep Woodman awake at night? “One
before opening the door of his capsule thousand per cent. GoPro’s valuation
and stepping off. and our stock price is top of mind.
On the way down he reached Creating value is ultimately what
843mph, becoming the first human to we’re in business for, starting with
break the sound barrier without a creating value for our customers . . .
vehicle, and the whole adventure was but we need to translate that into
captured on GoPro cameras. value creation for our shareholders.”
GoPros have recorded the Woodman admits it has been “quite
adrenaline-fuelled stunts of plenty of a learning curve” since he founded
others, too, including the mountain the company in 2002. He came up
biker Kelly McGarry backflipping with the idea after strapping a camera
over a 72ft canyon at the Red Bull to his wrist to capture his surfing
Rampage in Idaho in 2013. Then adventures on a trip to Australia and
there is the base jumper Jeb Corliss’s Indonesia. “I figured this was the trip
Grinding the Crack YouTube video, of a lifetime . . . and I wished that I
which has racked up more than 34 had a camera I could surf with and
million views and shows him jumping document my experience. Of course,
off a cliff in Switzerland wearing a no such camera existed.”
wingsuit and soaring through a The lightbulb went off and the idea
picturesque valley at 120mph. for GoPro was born. He used his
But while GoPro footage has $30,000 savings, made from selling
made stars of its protagonists, the beaded belts he had bought in
person who came up with the idea for Indonesia, and $35,000 his mother
the wearable cameras would prefer lent him. His father, Dean Woodman,
not to be in the limelight. “I would an investment banker, later lent him
much rather be in the background “a couple of hundred thousand dollars
and focused on the business than to build inventory . . . but as soon as I
being a celebrity,” Nick Woodman, could pay him back I paid him back”.
48, GoPro’s founder and chief Woodman is proud of not having
executive, said. raised any external investment until
Nonetheless, a big product release GoPro listed on Nasdaq in 2014. “We
for the firm’s latest camera, the Hero were instantly profitable once we
12 Black, means that he has been started selling products. We were
thrust into the spotlight and is on the never a traditional Silicon Valley
European leg of a world marketing tech company.”
tour. It is the first big product release One setback was its expensive foray
since before Covid and London is his into drone technology. The GoPro
final destination before he heads Karma was released in autumn 2016
home to Montana, the US state where and discontinued in 2018 after
the Rocky Mountains and disappointing sales. Woodman is
Yellowstone National Park are partly philosophical about the failed
located. venture, saying he pulled the plug
Although it is the new camera that because the “profitability outlook was Nick Woodman saw the huge
has brought Woodman to Europe, not very encouraging” but that he is potential for a hands-free
and the company is best known for its glad that he gave it a shot. portable camera and launched
hardware, GoPro is pushing into the “It’s important that you try new the company two decades ago
higher-margin software market with a things [and] don’t be afraid to fail. Not
suite of video-editing software tools everything is going to work out the
aimed at the growing number of way that you expect it to. But as a
social media influencers who use its business, as innovators, we have to be
products and services. The release of willing to try new things and that was
a desktop version of its app later this what we did in the case of drones,” he
year will cement GoPro’s position “as said, before pointing out that “some of
a legitimate player in the software, the world’s best drone footage is still
video editing space”, Woodman said, captured with a GoPro”, thanks to
adding that the programme sits “in racer drones fitted with his cameras.
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Business
Explosives rules tighten chemical sales
Richard Tyler 6,000 retailers, said the new regula- minister, has highlighted how substan-
tions would have a “significant impact” ces such as ammonium nitrate “have a
Businesses selling the chemicals used on many businesses. history of being used in improvised ex-
in camping stoves, fertilisers, rat poison Consumers wanting to purchase plosive devices”. He said the new regu-
and a fuel for model steam engines will goods made using these chemicals will lations addressed concerns that indi-
have to comply with new regulations have to show an explosives precursors viduals were presenting themselves as
from October 1, introduced in response and poisons licence, which costs £39.50 businesses to obtain the chemicals
to the Manchester Arena terrorist for three years. without needing to apply for a licence.
attack. Professional and business users, in- An assessment of the changes found
The Home Office has expanded the cluding farmers, do not need a licence that “pharmacies, home improvement
list of regulated poisons and chemicals but those supplying the goods will have stores, garden centres, stores selling
that could be used to make explosives to to keep records of each purchaser for 18 pool and spa supplies and pest control
include ten more compounds such as months. Businesses must decline to sell supply companies” were all likely to be
hexamine, a solid fuel, ammonium the chemicals where they are not con- affected. Jeff Moody, Bira’s commercial
nitrate, used in fertilisers, and calcium vinced the buyer’s stated plan for them director, said: “These tighter regula-
phosphide, in pest control products. is consistent with their occupation — tions are important for public safety but
The British Independent Retailers and report a suspicious transaction. many shops and businesses need to be
Association (Bira), which represents Thomas Tugendhat, a Home Office aware of these changes coming in.”
“So even though we’re not officially year. One brighter spot, however, was
in the drone business, GoPros are the growth of the software arm of the
still flying.” business, with revenues up 52 per
The onset of the pandemic cent to $82 million, and Woodman
presented a new challenge. “[At] expects this to continue to grow
GoPro we build a product that’s strongly in 2023 and beyond as
meant to be used when people are out content creators look for more
and about having fun and pursuing an sophisticated video-editing products.
active lifestyle and all of a sudden Selling both software and hardware
people can’t even leave their house or requires technical skills that can be
apartment any more? That really hard to come by, but Woodman said
threatened our business.” that the company’s remote working
The company’s response was to cut policy allowed him to tap into the
more than 200 jobs, slash marketing talent that he needed. GoPro
budgets and reduce retailer listings by employs 900 people globally. They
a third. “We hunkered down a bit to include technical teams in Paris,
weather the storm,” he said. Bucharest and San Francisco, who
Coming out of Covid proved to be need to be in the office, but most
more complicated and GoPro is two other roles are remote.
quarters into what Woodman “It gives us a significant advantage
described as a “strategy shift”. when hiring against much bigger
This includes investing heavily companies for critical people,”
again in marketing and refocusing on Woodman said, adding that its
physical retail rather than flexible working policies also helped it
predominantly selling direct to to recruit senior leaders. “Finding
consumers online. “As the world has those people is one thing, but then
returned to pre-pandemic norms . . . getting them to relocate for you is an
we realised that the very strategy that entirely different challenge. So when
made us so profitable and successful you take that out of the equation, it
during the pandemic is really makes landing those key hires all
constraining our growth and the easier.
profitability.” “While we can’t always compete on
GoPro’s most recent financial the compensation front we can
results tell the story. Sales for 2022 definitely compete on the culture
stood at $1.09 billion, down 6 per front. It’s hugely empowering to say
from 2021, with profits of $95 million to somebody they can live wherever
against $168 million in the previous they want to live.”
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Fernando Botero
Colombian painter and sculptor whose depictions of rotund and often grotesque figures made him famous around the world
Fernando Botero was the most cele-
brated Latin American artist of the
second half of the 20th century. By the
early years of the 21st he was also the
one who could command the highest
prices for his works, some of which
were executed on a monumental scale.
He turned out more than 3,000
paintings, 200 sculptures and countless
drawings. He was associated for a while
with the Latin American “magical real-
ism” boom of the Seventies, like his
literary compatriot Gabriel García
Márquez — but, again like the novelist,
he long outlived and transcended that
passing fashion. Also like him, he had to
leave his homeland to gain perspective
on it and develop his distinctive vision.
He said many years later: “The artist is
universal only when he is firmly rooted
in his own parish.” The enormous pop-
ularity that his work achieved, from
Tokyo to Stockholm, Tel Aviv to Turin,
showed how right he was.
Botero always went his own way and
could never be identified with any
particular school, tendency or artistic
theory. Over the years he evolved a
highly personal style, characterised by
grotesquely bloated, expressionless
figures. Some of his best-known paint-
ings were of archetypal Latin American
military juntas and ruling cliques,
which were more like pastiches of
Diego Velázquez’s portraits of the
Spanish royal family than depictions of
reality. His early critics, particularly in
the United States, were disconcerted by
his apparent preoccupation with paint-
ing fat people. Botero denied that was
his intention, pointing out that inani-
mate objects in his paintings were
rotund too, not just the people. “Paint-
ing is a world of its own,” he explained.
“A still life is not a botanical engraving. in a different direction, becoming fasci- Botero in 2003 and sudden death that beset his native
The issue is not the fruit, but the pic- nated by classical, figurative painting, and, from top country: a car bomb in the capital’s
ture. The same goes for men and especially early Italian art. right, The colonial quarter, massacres of civilians
women.” What was meant to be a short trip to President and the by hired gunmen and his version of the
Throughout his career he insisted Florence in the summer of 1953 became First Lady; Car death in 1993 of the drug baron Pablo
that he was interested in style and form, a life-transforming experience: he Bomb; and In the Escobar, shot down in a hail of bullets
not themes, which were just an excuse decided to stay, to study the fresco Countryside, on a rooftop in Medellin.
for picking up the brush or pencil: “For painting techniques of the Renaissance another example “I am against art that acts as a witness
me the problem is how to create masters, particularly Piero della of his use of to the times in which it is produced and
sensuousness through form,” he said, Francesca. Botero spent almost four bloated, serves as a weapon,” he once said,
adding that his experience of living and years in Europe, two of them in Flor- expressionless reflecting on the change in his artistic
working as a young man in Florence ence, working on texture and tech- figures direction. “But, in view of the magni-
“awoke my passion for volume and the nique, and laying the groundwork for tude of the drama through which
sensuality of colour”. his own style. Colombia is living, there came a time
Fernando Botero was born in Over the years he repeatedly re- when I felt a moral obligation to leave
Medellin, Colombia’s second city, in turned to the old masters, giving his my own testimony on an irrational
1932, the son of a travelling salesman own peculiar slant to their works. In his moment in our history.”
who died when he was four. He won a hands, Raphael’s Portrait of Pope Leo X Later he took up the universal theme
scholarship to a Jesuit school and of the degradation of the human spirit,
showed a precocious talent for drawing,
which he turned to good account by
His monumental, attracted by the mestizo quality, the
mixture of old established and Spanish
to know all the leading figures of the
New York abstract school such as
and exhibited drawings and paintings
of the torture of prisoners by US troops
supplying illustrations to the local figurative paintings were cultures,” he said later. Willem de Kooning, Jackson Pollock at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, and, in
newspaper, El Colombiano. He held his He began to experiment with per- and Mark Rothko. the process, returned to the expression-
first exhibition in Bogota, the capital, at at odds with the zeitgeist spective and proportion, altering rela- Botero’s monumental figurative ism of some of his early works.
the age of 19, with a collection of works tive sizes of people and things, and paintings — still lifes, family portraits, Botero’s first marriage to Gloria Zea
that showed varying influences, from was transformed into a mournful, changing the relationship between churches, bishops — were radically at (later to become director of the Colom-
Paul Gauguin to the German Expres- podgy-faced man-child, while the them and their background. Objects odds with the zeitgeist, but they slowly bian Institute of Culture) ended in
sionists and the Mexican muralists Die- Mona Lisa was turned into a fleshy- such as mandolins and oranges took on gained acceptance. He also enjoyed divorce in 1960. He is survived by their
go Rivera and José Clemente Orozco. faced 12-year-old girl, smiling obliquely magical unreality in his paintings, great success in Germany, where critics three children: Fernando is a politician
He returned again and again in his and clutching a doll. Botero was fasci- while remaining recognisable. were intrigued by the “ironic brutality” in Colombia; Lina an art curator and
work to the memories of his youth: the nated by Velázquez and the lack of He started to sell his paintings of his boring provincials in suits and designer; and Juan Carlos a writer. In
bars, brothels and bullfights of provin- emotional charge in his work, execut- through dealers and galleries in spectacles, his tiny fathers and massive 1964 Botero married Cecilia Zambrano.
cial Medellin, “city of eternal spring”, ing more than ten versions of his El Ni- Mexico, but his breakthrough came babies. They speculated that his Their son, Pedro, was killed in a road
high in its Andean valley, where he had ño de Vallecas alone. In 1986, in the with his first solo exhibition in the US, ubiquitous bulbous bishops might be a accident in Spain in 1974. The couple
also learnt to paint in the open air, like ultimate homage, he depicted himself in Washington in 1957. It transformed critical allusion to the overarching divorced a year later. He later married
the French Impressionists, in the hills as a latter-day Velázquez, standing at his status back home, and when he influence of the Catholic Church in the Greek painter and sculptor Sophia
surrounding the city. Much later he his easel with a tiny, dwarf-like nude returned to Bogota in 1958 he was made modern Latin America. Yet Botero Vari, who predeceased him in May.
donated hundreds of his own and other model at his feet. professor of painting at the National denied that his paintings were a satire From 1973 Botero produced large-
works (Picasso, Monet, Renoir, Degas) Botero had returned to Colombia in University of Colombia. After another on contemporary culture or politics: his scale sculptures, in bronze or marble,
to Medellin, where a square and an art 1955, but made little impact. The public successful exhibition in Washington, in Official Portrait of the Military Junta which explored the same questions of
gallery were named in his honour. found his European paintings too old- 1960, he settled in Greenwich Village, (1971) was no such thing, and a 1989 sensuousness as his paintings. Some of
In 1952, the year after he moved to fashioned and for a while he was New York, the city of Lichtenstein and equestrian portrait called The President his massive pieces toured the world,
Bogota, Botero won a national artistic reduced to selling car tyres for a living. Warhol’s first solo exhibitions. and First Lady bore no relation to any with exhibitions on the Champs-Ély-
award and used the money to take a In 1957 he departed for Mexico, attract- Botero won a Guggenheim inter- real persons, living or dead, but was a sées and Park Avenue in the early
ship to Europe, at the age of 20. He en- ed by the fame of Frida Kahlo and the national award for his painting Battle of comical reworking of Velázquez’s Nineties. In 1999 they were accorded
rolled at the Academia de Bellas Artes muralists. And although the politically the Arch-Devil in 1961, and two years heroic portraits of Isabella of Bourbon the singular honour of being exhibited
de San Fernando in Madrid to study inspired themes of the latter left him later his Mona Lisa was the only and Philip IV of Spain in the Prado. alongside the works of Michelangelo
painting, but quickly concluded that cold, the scale of their works did influ- contemporary figurative painting He settled in Paris in 1973 and, in his and Cellini in Florence.
Franco’s Madrid was no place for an as- ence him. “A personality like Rivera . . . bought by the New York Museum of later years, some of his works did begin
piring young painter. Botero moved on showed us young American painters Modern Art. It was exhibited in the to acquire a more overtly “political” Fernando Botero, artist, was born on
to Paris, where all the cutting-edge art- the possibility of creating an art that foyer and made Botero’s name with the meaning. A series of watercolours and April 19, 1932. He died on September 15,
ists were, including Picasso. Yet he went need not be colonised by Europe. I was city’s artistic world overnight. He came charcoal sketches depicted the terror 2023, aged 91
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no group function without the activi- such as budgeting and travel training. tion of cost without properly consid- Andrea.
ties. However, the local authority re- Individual activities might be on one ering impact on the person living
fused to classify the activities as dis- side or another of the line. with disability who needed the
ability-related expenditure. It said However, what was plain was that support of the community. CHAMBERLAIN Colvin. Lt Col RA. Died
20th August, aged 85, after a short illness.
Group activities forming part of a that the claimant had “chosen” those given the needs arising from the On a proper analysis, the social Much-loved husband of Deborah and of the
disabled adult’s care plan, namely activities, which other people might claimant’s disability, a significant and life skills group and its activities late Judith, father of Edward and Finetta,
attending a social and life skills choose to do anyway. Thus they were number of activities were capable of were necessary to help the claimant and grandfather. Family cremation.
support group to assist with grocery not disability-related. His need was constituting disability-related ex- counteract his deficits arising from Thanksgiving services at 2pm on 14th
shopping, budgeting, cleaning and for support from staff not the activi- penditure. The approach of the local his disability. The costs were not October in St John’s, Devizes, and at
2.30pm on 28th October in St Peter’s,
life activities, constituted “disability- ties. There were cheaper ways for the authority to blanket-disallow them as excessive when compared with the Maidford. LEGAL, PUBLIC, COMPANY &
related expenditure” for the purposes claimant to have social interaction not disability-related was flawed. overall annual budget. They were
of the relevant legislation. with a variety of other providers. The second issue was whether the thus reasonable, especially when MAYNARD Frances (née Horne) died on
PARLIAMENTARY NOTICES
Dexter Dias KC sitting as a deputy The sole issue for the court was costs were necessary and reasonably balanced against the emotional and 26th August 2023, aged 79. Funeral on
To place notices for these
High Court judge so held when whether the defendant had acted un- incurred. The local authority argued personal cost of losing them and 25th September. Details on request from
allowing a claim for judicial review by lawfully in not treating the activity that there were cheaper alternatives diverting to new service providers AH Cheater Funeral Directors, 01794 331 sections please call
134. 020 7481 4000
the claimant, RW, challenging the and associated costs as disability- that would not necessitate the activi- (plural) with the inevitable social
lawfulness of a decision of the local related expenditure as defined in par- ty payments. Thus the expenditure anxiety that would produce in the Notices are subject to
authority, the Royal Borough of agraph 4 of schedule 1 to the 2014 was not “necessary”. claimant. NUGENT (CANON) Alan Hubert died on
Windsor and Maidenhead. Regulations. The regulations were The word “necessary” was not in The local authority had made a 1st September 2023, aged 81. His funeral confirmation and should be
Paragraph 4 of schedule 1 to the supplemented by policy guidance, paragraph 4 of Schedule 1 to the 2014 public law error in its application of will take place at Lincoln Cathedral on the received by 11.30am three
26th September at 11am. Inquiries to
Care and Support (Charging and issued pursuant to section 78 of the Regulations, although the word paragraph 4 of Schedule 1 to the 2014 Priestley & Cockett, 01522 520606. days prior to insertion
Assessment of Resources) Regula- Care Act 2014, the Care and Support “required” was, which was broadly Regulations in respect of disability-
tions 2014 (SI 2014 No 2672) provides, Statutory Guidance. synonymous with necessary. The related expenditure which was cen- PURSE Hugh Robert Leslie died in
so far as relevant: “ ‘disability-related The local authority was correct word was, however, used in the statu- tral and material. Therefore, the deci- hospital on the 18th August 2023, his
expenditure’ includes payment for that it was wrong to assume an activi- tory guidance. sion would be quashed and the husband Karl at his side. A loving and
much-loved and respected friend to many.
any community alarm system, costs ty was disability-related just because On a principled approach to the matter remitted to the local authority A celebration of his life will be on Friday
of any privately arranged care ser- accessed through the group. An indi- word “necessary”, it required: (i) iden- to consider afresh. 29th September at 2pm at St Marylebone
vices required including respite care, vidual’s care plan should be taken as a tification of the needs arising out of The purpose of disability-related Crematorium, East End Road, London, N2
and the costs of any specialist items valuable starting point for determin- the disability; and (ii) examination of expenditure was to support people 0RZ. No flowers please — any donations to
needed to meet the adult’s disability.” ing what constituted disability-relat- whether the expenditure was needed living with disability counter and www.trusselltrust.org or
www.sightsavers.org
Emma Foubister for the claimant; ed expenditure. The claimant’s care to meet that need in the sense that it reduce the impact of deficits that
Ben Mitchell for the local authority. plan made it clear that: “[he] needs allowed the need to be met. It did not affected their daily lives which a large WARREN Jillian died recently, aged 99. A
HIS LORDSHIP said that the support to develop and maintain per- mean that the solution had to be the majority of the population were dearly loved wife of the late Rev Henry
claimant had a diagnosis of autistic sonal relationships.” That need arose only way to meet the need or the only fortunate enough not to suffer from. Warren. The funeral service will take place
spectrum disorder that impacted from the particular effects of his au- logically necessary one. Instead, it While the expenditure could not be at St Aldhelm & St Eadburga’s Church,
Broadway, on Thursday 12th October at
many aspects of his life including his tism. He could not simply make or had to be closely connected to the limitless or open-ended and there 11am. Inquiries please to AJ Wakely & Sons,
ability to travel on his own and live keep social relationships as most need and operate to meet or help alle- had to be a logical connection to the 01460 52576.
independently. The local authority other people were able to do. viate it, viewed fairly and objectively. need, once there was, the rules and
funded his care and support through The reason that members of staff It was clear that the expenditure guidance had to be interpreted not General Announcements
a direct payment to his mother, con- attended the activities was to facili- had to be reasonable and not extrava- only broadly and reasonably but with
sisting of a “personal budget” which tate the activities and support the gant or disproportionate to the need a genuine and humane understand- MR B. M. A. MARTELLI AND MISS
A. M. A. KERR The engagement is
he could then choose how to spend. participants in their interactions and it addressed. It was not a requirement ing of difficulties people living with announced between Barty, younger son of
As part of his care plan, the claim- ability to engage in the activities. to relentlessly search for the cheapest disabilities faced. Mr and Mrs Amyas Martelli of Netherbury,
ant attended a social and life skills That was a particularly important possible way to meet the need and re- The high legal obligation, deriving Dorset, and Amabel, elder daughter of Lord
group three times a week and had need that had to be addressed. It was strict oneself to that no matter what. from international jurisprudence and Lady Ralph Kerr of Melbourne,
one-to-one sessions at his home to a vital building block towards an in- It was about supporting people living about the importance of autonomy Derbyshire.
assist him with grocery shopping, dependent life and disability-related with disability; a sense of proportion for people with disabilities, was to put
budgeting, cleaning and life activities. expenditure needed for independent had to be applied. them at the centre of the decision- Birthdays
In order to attend group sessions, he living was envisaged as “normally” The statutory guidance made it making: see Preamble (n) to the MR RAYMOND LEWIS JONES MBE
had to pay for the activities that were being allowable under the local plain that while value for money was United Nations Convention on the (Dyffryn Ardudwy/Porthmadog)
on offer each day. authority’s charging policy. important (it was limited taxpayer Rights of Persons with Disabilities. Penblwydd hapus yn 80! Happy 80th
The cost of attending the group Some of the activities, such as a money), the local authority should The power contained in the 2014 birthday! Love from all the family XXX
was £80 plus VAT per day (the daily bowling trip, might look like activities not lose sight of the principle that Regulations had as its existential
charge) which included staff costs that non-disabled people might take outcomes and decisions should not purpose the reasonable and fair
and transportation to and from the part in at their own expense. How- be made exclusively for financial rea- assessment of the ways that the Legal Notices
The simple way to place your
activities. The claimant paid the daily ever, that ignored the fact that the ac- sons. community could support people
charge out of his personal budget. tivities were designed and structured The statutory guidance made clear living with disability. announcement in The Times.
However, the cost of the activities in such a way that would not be nec- that the local authority had to look at Solicitors: Leigh Day; Joint Legal Available 24 hours a day,
was “on top” and variable, but came essary for non-disabled people. the individual’s life holistically and Team, Reading borough council. seven days a week.
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Weather
Today A band of showery rain will spread eastwards leaving sunny spells and showers. Max 22C (72F), min 3C (37F) Weather Eye
Paul Simons
Around Britain Five days ahead Wind speed Sea state Orkney Shetland
Key: b=bright, c=cloud, d=drizzle, pc=partly cloudy Unsettled with showers 34 Calm
du=dull, f=fair, fg=fog, h=hail, m=mist, r=rain, (mph) 12 13
sh=showers, sl=sleet, sn=snow, s=sun, t=thunder or longer spells of rain, Slight 12
*=previous day **=data not available heaviest tomorrow and Temperature Moderate
Rough
Temp C Rain mm Sun hr* Wednesday 28 (degrees C)
14
midday yesterday 24 hrs to 5pm yesterday
14 8
14 C 0.0 2.0
Tomorrow Flood alerts and warnings
Aberdeen
Sunny intervals with a few showers
Aberporth 17 R 10.2 0.0
for the far southeast of England and At 17:00 on Sunday there were six 15
Anglesey 16 C 8.4 4.3 northern Scotland. Cloudy elsewhere flood alerts and three warnings 13
Aviemore 12 C 0.2 0.8 with spells of heavy rain. in England and no flood alerts or
Barnstaple 18 C 14.2 ** 20
C
20 C 0.4 **
Max 20C, min 6C warnings in Wales or Scotland. Aberdeen
C F ould this month become
Bedford 35 95
For further information and updates the warmest September
Belfast 15 R 4.8 0.0
in England visit flood-warning- 30 86
Birmingham 20 C 0.0 **
information.service.gov.uk, for Wales on record? The
Bournemouth 18 C 24.0 0.2 16 NORTH 25 77
exceptional heatwave
naturalresources.wales/flooding and 20 68
Bridlington 18 S 0.6 **
for Scotland SEPA.org.uk SEA 15 59 featured temperatures of
Bristol 17 C 11.6 0.0
Camborne 17 C 9.4 1.2 14 10 50
30C or more for a September record
18 Edinburgh
Cardiff 16 R 32.2 0.0
20
23 Glasgow 5 41
of seven days in a row, and the Met
Edinburgh 14 C 0.4 1.2 0 32
Eskdalemuir 13 C 0.6 0.0
14 22 -5 23 Office recently revealed that
Glasgow 13 R 1.6 4.7 -10 14 temperatures peaked at 33.5C on
17 C 2.0 ** 20
Hereford Londonderry
Herstmonceux 19 C 3.6 6.2 ATLANTIC
-15 5 September 10 at Brogdale, Kent.
Ipswich 18 C 0.0 8.2
Newcastle Northern Ireland broke its
OCEAN Carlisle
Isle of Man 16 C 6.4 0.3
Wednesday Belfast September record with 28C at
Isle of Wight 19 R 30.2 ** 17
Jersey 20 S 0.0 0.2 Spells of heavy rain will spread 15 15 Castlederg in Co Tyrone on
southeastwards across Ireland, 13
Keswick 15 R 0.2 ** Wales and England. Sunny spells and rk
York September 8. The nights were also
Kinloss 15 PC 0.0 4.8 scattered showers in Scotland. exceptionally warm, with a
25
Leeds 15 M 0.2 ** Max 22C, min 3C
Lerwick 13 C 0.0 3.8 Manchester Hull
minimum of 20.5C at Plymouth on
Leuchars 13 R 0.2 3.2 Liverpoo
Liverpool 18 the night of September 5. It qualified
Lincoln 19 B 0.0 3.8 Galway IRISH 22
as a tropical night, meaning that the
Liverpool 18 D 1.2 ** 15 SEA 16 Sheffield
London 23 C 8.4 6.8 Dublin temperature remained above 20C all
Llandudno
Lyneham 18 B 8.0 0.2 night — unusual in the summer but
Manchester 19 C 0.0 1.3
19 C 0.0 6.5
15 15 Nottingham extraordinary for September. And
Margate Shrewsbury
22 although the heatwave subsided,
Milford Haven 16 C 22.2 **
Norwich
Newcastle 15 C 1.0 ** 21 much of the southern half of the UK
15
Nottingham 18 C 0.0 1.8
20
Birmingham Cambridge remained warm and this weekend
Orkney 14 PC 0.0 9.3 Cork
Oxford 20 B 3.2 ** 16 temperatures reached 28C before
Swansea Oxford 22
Plymouth 16 C 24.0 ** thundery downpours broke out.
Portland 18 M 8.0 ** Cardiff
Scilly, St Mary’s 17 ** 7.0 **
Thursday Channel Islands CELTIC 21 Perhaps the heat in the first half
Shoreham 20 C 3.0 8.6 Spells of heavy rain will slowly clear
SEA Bristol London of September went some way to
southeast England. Sunny periods and
Shrewsbury 18 C 0.2 0.0 scattered heavy and thundery showers 18
Snowdonia 15 R 7.6 ** in other areas. Southampton
making up for what seemed a dismal
16 summer. However, the summer was
Southend 19 C 0.0 6.4 Max 19C, min 5C eter
Exeter
South Uist 13 C 0.4 ** 24 Plymouth Brighton not all bad and June was
Stornoway 14 C 0.0 5.2
Tiree 12 C 8.8 11.0
exceptional, the warmest on record
Whitehaven 15 C 0.0 0.0 14
19 and the fourth sunniest. But as the
CHANNEL 29
Wick 13 C 0.0 ** 23 schools broke up for the holidays,
Yeovilton 17 PC 17.8 0.0
the abiding memory was the
15
General situation: Showery rain Mids, Cen S Eng, SW Eng, Lake Disrict, Cen Highland, NW Scotland, Aberdeen, washout in July, the sixth wettest
The world 19
spreading eastwards across the British Wales, E Eng, Cen N Eng, NW Eng, Moray Firth, N Isles, NE Scotland: A July on record. August also felt
All readings local midday yesterday
Isles. Sunshine and scattered heavy NE Eng, IoM: Showery rain will spread cloudy morning with spells of rain, disappointing, although the month’s
Alicante 29 S Madeira 23 PC 18 showers in the west later. eastwards through the morning turning brighter in mainland Scotland
Amsterdam 18 C Madrid 15 D
overall temperature and rainfall
London, SE Eng, E Anglia, Channel Is: and early afternoon. After it clears through the afternoon. Fresh westerly
Athens 27 S Malaga 28 PC
Sunny periods with chance of a there will be sunny spells and a few winds. Maximum 16C (61F), minimum were about average.
Auckland 17 PC Mallorca 32 S As for the rest of September,
37 S 30 S Friday few heavy showers in the morning. showers. Moderate to fresh west or 3C (37F).
Bahrain Malta
Bangkok 32 PC Melbourne 23 S Sunny periods and scattered heavy and
Showery rain, perhaps thundery at southwesterly winds. Maximum Borders, SW Scotland, Argyll, Glasgow, temperatures have subsided and low
Barbados 32 PC Mexico City 25 B perhaps thundery showers, perhaps times, will spread eastwards across 20C (68F), minimum 7C (45F). Edinburgh and Dundee: Rain through pressure has brought the return of
Barcelona 27 S Miami 26 T merging into a longer spell of rain in all areas in the afternoon. Moderate Republic of Ireland, N Ireland: Sunny the morning, brighter with scattered
southeast England later. to fresh southwesterly winds veering spells and scattered heavy showers. showers later. Fresh westerly winds.
thundery downpours. Expect further
Beijing 27 S Milan 25 PC
Beirut 29 S Mombasa 30 PC Max 17C, min 1C westerly later. Maximum 22C (72F), Fresh westerly winds. Maximum Maximum 17C (63F), minimum outbreaks of rain and wind this
Belgrade 27 B Montreal 22 B minimum 10C (50F). 16C (61F), minimum 7C (45F). 6C (43F). week, with the remains of an old
Berlin 27 S Moscow 15 PC hurricane adding to the turbulence.
Bermuda 28 SH Mumbai 27 SH 11
Bordeaux 26 S Munich 25 S Tides Noon today LOW Hurricane Lee was powerful at
Brussels 23 PC Nairobi 27 PC Tidal predictions. one stage but was no longer a
Bucharest 25 B Naples 30 S Heights in metres
13
tropical storm when it hit Nova
Budapest 27 PC New Orleans 33 S Today Ht Ht HIGH
Buenos Aires 23 S New York 23 B 17 Aberdeen 03:46 4.3 16:10 4.1 Scotia, eastern Canada, on Saturday.
Cairo 32 S Nice 26 PC Avonmouth 09:58 12.2 22:08 12.3 HIGH The remnants are swinging across
Calcutta 34 ** Nicosia 32 S Belfast 01:19 3.5 13:34 3.2 HIGH the pond and will merge with an
LOW 1008
Canberra 23 S Oslo 12 PC 17 09:40 11.6 21:52 11.7 1016
Cardiff 992 984
Cape Town 17 PC Paris 24 S 08:33 5.2 20:41 5.2
1016 ordinary Atlantic depression,
Devonport
Chicago 20 R Perth 18 PC
Dover 01:23 6.4 13:37 6.6 LOW packing quite a punch in Britain
Copenhagen 22 PC Prague 24 PC 1000
30 PC 10 B Saturday Dublin 01:43 4.0 14:05 3.8 1000 with winds and rain until about the
Corfu Reykjavik LOW 1008
Sunny spells with the chance of a few Falmouth 08:01 4.9 20:04 5.0 middle of the week. Although it will
Delhi 31 ** Riga 19 S
light showers in eastern Scotland Greenock 02:48 3.5 15:22 3.2 1016
Dubai 38 PC Rio de Janeiro 25 S
and eastern England. Largely dry HIGH Cold front probably stay unsettled until
Dublin 15 R Riyadh 40 S Harwich 02:17 3.8 14:23 3.8
Faro 23 PC Rome 29 S
elsewhere with sunny spells.
Holyhead --:-- -- 12:59 5.3 1016 Warm front October, this may yet be the
Max 17C, min 4C 1024
Florence 29 PC San Francisco 22 B Hull 08:50 7.3 21:16 7.2 Occluded front warmest September on record.
Frankfurt 28 S Santiago 18 PC Leith 05:10 5.4 17:31 5.3 1016 Trough
Geneva 24 PC São Paulo 24 S Liverpool 01:28 9.1 13:46 8.9 HIGH
Gibraltar
Helsinki
21
13
SH
PC
Seoul
Seychelles
26
25
B
SH
14 London Bridge
Lowestoft
04:26 6.8
--:-- --
16:41 6.9
12:06 2.6
Synoptic situation Highs and lows
24hrs to 5pm yesterday
Hours of darkness
Aberdeen 19:50-06:17
Speak directly to one
31 PC A cold front will spread
of our forecasters on
Hong Kong 32 PC Singapore Milford Haven 08:49 6.7 21:02 6.8
Warmest: Jersey, 22.7C Belfast 20:04-06:33
Honolulu 32 PC St Petersburg 18 S
14 Morecambe 01:38 9.2 13:56 8.9 eastwards across England Coldest: Loch Glascarnoch, Birmingham 19:47-06:18
Istanbul 28 PC Stockholm 12 PC and Wales bringing a band of
Jerusalem
Johannesburg
30
22
PC
S
Sydney
Tel Aviv
31
30
S
PC
17 Newhaven
Newquay
01:29 6.5
07:40 6.7
13:47 6.6
19:53 6.8 showery rain, perhaps thundery
at times. A series of fronts will
Ross and Cromarty, -0.9C
Wettest: Exeter Airport,
Devon, 65.2mm
Cardiff
Exeter
19:51-06:23
19:52-06:25 09065 777675
Oban 08:19 3.8 20:25 3.9 Sunniest: Tiree, 11.0hrs* Glasgow 19:58-06:26
Kuala Lumpur 32 PC Tenerife 28 PC spread northeastwards across
** ** 32 PC 17 Penzance 07:13 5.3 19:26 5.4 Liverpool 19:51-06:22 8am to 5pm daily (calls are charged
Kyiv Tokyo Scotland bringing spells of rain,
29 PC 21 PC Portsmouth 01:53 4.5 14:17 4.5 Sun and moon London 19:39-06:11 at £1.55 plus network extras)
Lanzarote Vancouver heavy in the Northern Isles For Greenwich Manchester 19:48-06:19
Las Palmas 26 B Venice 25 PC Shoreham 01:33 6.0 13:50 6.1 Sun rises: 06.39
The Times weather page Southampton 00:58 4.4 13:44 4.5
and eastern Scotland. Troughs Newcastle 19:47-06:16
Lima 19 PC Vienna 26 PC Sun sets: 19.08
will bring scattered showers to Moon rises: 10.19 Norwich 19:34-06:05
Lisbon 20 PC Warsaw 23 S is provided by Swansea 08:59 9.0 21:08 9.0
Ireland throughout the day and Moon sets: 20.09 Penzance 20:00-06:33
Los Angeles 21 DU Washington 26 S Tees 06:06 5.4 18:33 5.3
Luxor 35 S Zurich 25 S
mainland Scotland later on. First Quarter: September 22 Sheffield 19:45-06:16
Weymouth 09:38 2.0 21:41 2.0 weatherquest .co.uk
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Sport
Evans comes
Tsegay breaks 5,000m
world record in Eugene
Athletics Ethiopia’s 10,000m
world champion Gudaf Tsegay
shattered the women’s 5,000m
to the rescue
world record yesterday, winning
the Diamond League finals in
Eugene, Oregon in 14mins
00.21secs. The 26-year-old shaved
almost five seconds off the
previous record set by Kenyan
for Britain
Faith Kipyegon in Paris in June.
Keely Hodgkinson broke her
own British record as she finished
second in the 800m. The 21-year-
old clocked a time of 1:55.19,
crossing 0.16secs behind
[spoke publicly], he knows that,” Smith American Athing Mu, who she
Stuart Fraser said. “But I like when he said it to me. had beaten into third at last
You can’t get every decision right as month’s World Championships in
captain, I don’t admit that I do. What’s Budapest. Hodgkinson took
important is how we’ve come together. 0.58secs off her previous best.
Tennis Me and Evo had good chats about it. Sweden’s Armand Duplantis
Correspondent I’ve always known that they are a good broke his own pole vault world
pair. Me and Evo are great and the team record with a leap of 6.23m.
spirit is brilliant.”
Almost a year after threatening to quit Evans has become a stalwart in this Sri Lanka skittled for 50
the Davis Cup in protest at his non- competition. He is only the fourth Brit-
selection for doubles, Dan Evans ish player in Davis Cup history to con- Cricket The India seam bowler
produced a Herculean effort in Man- test 25 ties, joining Andy Murray, Mike Mohammed Siraj claimed career-
chester by winning two matches in one Sangster and Bobby Wilson. It is some- best figures of six for 21 while the
day to seal Great Britain’s place in what fitting given that it was a series of all-rounder Hardik Pandya took
November’s finals. matches in his hometown of Birming- three wickets to bowl out Sri
Inspired by a Davis Cup record crowd ham in the late 1990s and early 2000s Lanka for just 50 in the final of
of 13,000 on British soil, the 33-year-old that provided the inspirational spark the Asia Cup yesterday.
stepped up at the AO Arena to help his for his career. It was the lowest total in an
team to defeat France 2-1 in the group “Davis Cup is why I played tennis at ODI final and Sri Lanka’s second-
stages. He claimed the opening point by the start,” Evans said. “I remember lowest total after their 43 all out
defeating Arthur Fils 3-6, 6-3, 6-4, watching the Birmingham ties. I against South Africa in 2011.
before saving four match points in the went to them, finishing late on Evans, right, and Skupski saved four match points to win a nail-biting deciding India knocked off the runs
deciding doubles with Neal Skupski a Sunday. That was my first match in the tie against France to book Britain’s place in the Davis Cup finals without loss in just 6.1 overs in
to prevail against Nicolas Mahut and introduction to professional Colombo. Siraj’s burst included
Édouard Roger-Vasselin 1-6, 7-6 (7-4), tennis really. For me that was use the energy from the stands to his four wickets in one over, with five
7-6 (8-6). the be all and end all to play The Davis Cup finals advantage. After levelling the match at Sri Lanka bastmen out for ducks.
Last October, Evans had publicly Davis Cup for your country, and one set all, Evans claimed what proved
made clear his frustration at it still is.” The eight-team finals event takes to be a pivotal early break in the decider. O’Sullivan claims title
not being selected by cap- Never before in the 123- place in Malaga, Spain, from Cameron Norrie’s poor run of form
tain Leon Smith ahead of year history of this pres- November 21-26 continued in the second singles. The Snooker Ronnie O’Sullivan beat
the six-times grand-slam tigious men’s team com- 6 Competing teams: Australia, British No 1, ranked No 17 in the world, Luca Brecel 11-9 to win his fourth
doubles champion Joe petition had there been so Canada, Czechia, Finland, lost for the seventh time in his past nine straight Shanghai Masters title.
Salisbury, claiming it was many people in attend- Great Britain, Italy, Netherlands, matches with a 7-6 (7-5), 3-6, 7-5 defeat O’Sullivan saw off the world
“f***ing annoying” and ance to witness the Great Serbia by Ugo Humbert, the world No 36. champion, who beat him at the
“a bit insulting”. He has Britain team in action at 6 The quarter-final draw takes place The tension was evident in a tight Crucible in April, for his 18th
walked the walk since home. They were certainly tomorrow at 11am doubles contest when Evans consecutive Shanghai match win.
after being given the given their money’s exchanged words with Fils, who was “I’ll be giving the trophy to my
nod by Smith, winning worth with close to nine sitting courtside. But he maintained his friend who is opening up a club
three of the four doubles hours of action on an entertaining battle. Leading by a set composure when it mattered most for a here. It will be staying in China,”
matches he has played for enthralling final day of and a break at 3-1 in the second, Fils, 19, famous victory, saving three consecu- O’Sullivan said. “I’m not really
Britain this year. action in the round- was on the verge of an impressive vic- tive match points on his serve at 5-4 bothered about trophies. I don’t
“I’m not glad he did it robin event. tory in the face of a partisan crowd. But down in the third set and another in the want any memorabilia left by the
The opening match then came a sudden collapse as he tie-break before falling to the court time I’m 70 or 80. I’m preparing
Murray, not selected between Evans and Fils set played a dreadful service game to hand with joy after he and Skupski converted for death – part of that is I don’t
yesterday, roars in support the tone for the day with an the break back, with Evans starting to their second match point. want snooker stuff – it’s all going.”
56 Monday September 18 2023 | the times
Sport Golf
nerve to deny
Days until the wood, who had a disap-
start of the Ryder pointing day but a good
Cup, a week on week, next in line in fifth and
Friday in Rome sixth place respectively.
Rory McIlroy had scraped
into the weekend in the dark on
Europe’s stars
Friday, but he made good use of the op-
portunity and conjured the best round
of the day, a 65, to share seventh place
on 13 under.
For much of this week Hatton’s facial
expressions have given the impression
that he has been a victim of serial injus-
Rick Broadbent tice. It shows the high expectations, but
Leading final scores he chunterend his way into contention.
It is only a couple of months since Ryan Five off the top in the morning, hope
Fox said he was “sick of golf” and he cut 6 Europe Ryder Cup players in blue blossomed as Aberg stuttered badly
an emotional figure as he reflected on Great Britain and Ireland unless stated after three days of serene progress.
“a difficult year” and the biggest win of 270 R Fox (NZ) 69, 68, 66, 67 There was a near hole-in-one, with his
his career at the BMW PGA Champi- 271 T Hatton 68, 69, 68, 66 ball hitting the flag and somehow stay-
onship. A Rai 69, 67, 67, 68 ing out, and he did hole a chip out of a
With so much attention being 272 J Rahm (Sp) 71, 67, 66, 68 bunker on the 6th during a run of five
273 V Hovland (Nor) 69, 70, 67, 67
focused on the form of Ryder Cup 274 T Fleetwood 69, 66, 67, 72
birdies in seven holes.
players, on both sides of the Atlantic, it 275 R McIlroy 72, 71, 67, 65
This was a very different sort of test
was perhaps typical of golf’s capacity C Shinkwin 68, 71, 64, 72 for the wilting Aberg. He had said Went-
for unscripted drama that a New Zeal- A Scott (Aus) 71, 69, 67, 68 worth is a simple course and backed up
ander should triumph at Wentworth on 276 L Aberg (Swe) 68, 66, 66, 76 that assessment until yesterday. Two
Sunday. He deserved it — but it was S Straka (Austria) 70, 66, 69, 71 shots clear of Fleetwood and Connor
never comfortable. Having started the C Syme 67, 70, 65, 74 Syme at the start, a dropped shot after a
day three shots behind the leader Lud- H Du Plessis (SA) 72, 71, 64, 69 poor approach started the rot on the 1st.
vig Aberg, he saw his drive on the 3rd Other Europe players: 278 S Lowry 69, Two doubles followed. Short putts were
arc out of bounds on his way to a triple 71, 67, 71; M Fitzpatrick 66, 72, 71, 69. missed and the radar cut out.
bogey seven. At that point he was 400-1 283 J Rose 72, 71, 68, 72. His round of 76 contrasted with one
284 R MacIntyre 72, 69, 73, 70.
to win and admitted he thought he was 288 N Hoejgaard (Den) 76, 67, 73, 72. of McIlroy’s Sunday jaunts. He had cut
“out of the tournament”. an exasperated figure on Friday night,
Instead of imploding, he exploded in- as groups queued on the 18th tee and
to renewed life, making eight birdies in- my father-in-law in June after a really play finished in near darkness. He
cluding six on the back nine. With the short battle. That rocked the whole dubbed that a ‘shit show’ but followed
English duo of Tyrrell Hatton and Aar- family. It’s been tough going back Saturday’s 67 with a 65 and briefly ex-
on Rai getting to 17 under par, Fox, the and forth, but to have No 2 with humed small hopes that he could even
son of All Blacks’ Rugby World Cup us, little Margot who is four win. Failure to capitalise on the closing
winner Grant, needed to hole a six-foot months old, is very special.” two par-fives put paid to that, and re-
putt to win after laying up on the par- The Ryder Cup charge was sulted in him smashing a wedge into the
five 18th. Six feet can appear a long and long, strong and ultimately turf. “The 17th has been my nemesis
winding road in such circumstances, flawed, but Luke Donald, the hole over the years,” he said. “I’ve never
but he nailed it, punched the air and Europe captain, was delighted felt comfortable with that second shot.
won by one shot after a round of five- that seven of his team made It was sort of more frustration with the
under-par 67 saw him finish on 18 the top ten. lie. It was an awkward shot, so it was
under. Aberg had long since faded after Hatton was the pick, more frustration at that.”
finally encountering some fallibility to despite driving out of At least he can head off to his friend’s
end a remarkable run, but another top- bounds on the 15th, stag do in Mykonos with no Wentworth
ten finish and a reality check consti- but the rain had hangover. “If I had gone home on Friday,
tutes decent preparation for the rook- started to come I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to
ie’s Ryder Cup to come in Italy. down at that point feel better about my game,” he said.
Given that Fox contracted pneumo- and he said he Meanwhile, in the United States, Jus-
nia this year, grew tired of travel and wouldn’t be losing tin Thomas has refound his form at the
took all of August off, this was some sleep over the error. Fortinet Championship. The count-
comeback. Watched by his wife and The threat of light- down is under way and if anyone
new daughter, he said: “We have been ning then led to an viewed Fox as raining on Europe’s Ry-
through a pretty tough year as a family. 82-minute delay, der Cup parade, he signed off with a
Both my mother and father-in-law with Fox a stroke behind New Zealander Fox celebrates his winning putt on the 18th, as a pledge of allegiance. “I’ll be fully sup-
were diagnosed with cancer, and I lost Hatton. At one point Hat- number of Ryder Cup stars including McIlroy, inset, fell just short porting them,” he said.
W
hen a mistake has been against Welsh Fire six days after that more than 66. Roy or no Roy, Malan third only behind Root and Eoin weeks and has had a quiet summer. His
made, better to correct it announcement. deserves his spot at the top of the Morgan — and a key member of highest score in the Hundred was 28
than defend it stubbornly — Two eye-catching half-centuries order for the start of the World Cup. England’s World Cup winning side in and his highest score in 24 innings
especially with a World Cup at stake. followed in the T20 series against So the choice for the selectors was 2019. Roy was central to the dating back to March is 61.
So it is that Harry Brook, the New Zealand, although his returns between an injury-hit Roy, to act as a revitalisation of England’s one-day England are yet to confirm whether
wunderkid from Yorkshire, will be at were thinner in the 50-over series back-up at the top of the order, or cricket under Morgan, but time they are taking any travelling reserves
the tournament in India after all, after that. Brook, a young player on the rise, moves on, and in Brook England with them — they are allowed up to
following a change by the selectors to Added to that, were concerns about who can give principal cover for the possess a star of the future. They have three players to travel in case of injury
the previously announced 15-man Roy’s fitness. Now 33, Roy was middle order in a team where other made the right call. — but it is unlikely that Roy will be one
squad. Jason Roy misses out. unavailable for any of the ODIs options, such as Joe Root, could of them and that those spots will be for
Roy had been picked in the against New Zealand, suffering from a provide cover at the top as well. By reserve bowlers.
provisional squad, announced on series of back spasms. These are selecting Brook, they have improved England’s squad for the World Cup Jofra Archer is likely to travel to India
Jos Buttler (Lancashire, capt), Moeen Ali
August 16, which, according to the notoriously difficult to overcome (and England’s chances of defending their (Warwickshire), Gus Atkinson (Surrey), Jonny
to continue his rehabilitation from the
national selector, Luke Wright, was predict when they will return) and crown. Bairstow (Yorkshire), Harry Brook (Yorkshire), recurrence of a stress fracture in his el-
intended to be the final squad to go to the World Cup schedule would be It is a decision that is likely to Sam Curran (Surrey), Liam Livingstone bow. However, there are no guarantees
India. demanding for anyone with back hurry along an end to Roy’s (Lancashire), Dawid Malan (Yorkshire), Adil he will be fully fit even at the back end
Rashid (Yorkshire), Joe Root (Yorkshire), Ben
With Ben Stokes having reversed concerns. There will be a constant international career, given that he lost Stokes (Durham), Reece Topley (Surrey), David
of the tournament and he could only
his retirement, there was no place for diet of air travel with which to his full central contract last summer Willey (Northamptonshire), Mark Wood come into the squad in the event of an
Brook originally, Wright having contend. and has designs on a franchise future. (Durham), Chris Woakes (Warwickshire) injury to another bowler.
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Thirsk
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Continuous an Arc possible
5.50 Handicap (£4,187: 7f) (15) [Moore, his jockey] but he has a lot of
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class this horse, he does stay and does
Continuous, who was an easy winner of handle soft ground.
the St Leger at Doncaster on Saturday, “There’s every chance he could. He’s
1.50 Handicap (£3,664: 1m 4f) (15 runners) is a best-priced 12-1 with William Hill to a hardy horse. He’s had a strong, hard
end his season with victory in the Prix programme early so he might back up
de l’Arc de Triomphe at Longchamp on in two weeks. The lads will decide that
October 1. but I’d say there’s definitely a chance.”
Trained by Aidan O’Brien, who was Frankie Dettori, who is retiring at the
landing the final classic of the season end of the year, could only finish second
for a seventh time, Continuous has im- in his final St Leger on board Arrest but
proved markedly on his past two starts. continued his farewell tour with a trip
“It’s very special. A lot of people do a to Sweden yesterday.
Kempton Park lot of work with this horse very day,” The Italian was unplaced in the
Rob Wright
O’Brien said. “The Arc is a possibility, featured Stockholm Cup on board
the lads will decide those things like Hard One To Please but he did manage
they always do. They’ll speak to Ryan a listed-race victory on Takeko.
Brighton
Rob Wright
8.00 Handicap (Div II: £4,187: 1m) (12)
2.20 Nursery (Div I: 2-Y-O: £3,664: 6f) (9) 4.52 Nursery (2-Y-O: £3,140: 7f) (11)
4.25 Maiden Hurdle (Div I: £4,357: 2m) (10)
2.55 Nursery (Div II: 2-Y-O: £3,664: 6f) (9) 5.30 Handicap (£4,187: 7f) (12) 8.30 Handicap (£3,140: 1m 3f) (14)
5.00 Maiden Hurdle (Div II: £4,357: 2m) (9)
2.30 Maiden Stakes (£4,320: 1m) (7)
3.05 Handicap (£3,245: 1m 2f) (13) 5.35 Handicap Hurdle (£3,406: 2m 4f) (12)
3.30 Novice Stakes (2-Y-O: £10,800: 7f) (6) 6.00 Novice Stakes (£3,780: 6f) (10)
Worcester
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Results
Bowling Neser 10-1-60-0; Abbott D M de Silva c Rahul b Siraj 4 (2) (US, Jumbo-Visma) 76:48:21; 2, J Vingegaard Betfred Championship Keighley 22 Halifax Ties M Sets Games
American football 10-1-54-2; Green 10-0-59-1; Ellis 8-0-49-1; *M D Shanaka b Siraj 0 (4) (Den, Jumbo-Visma) at 17sec; 3, P Roglic 23; London Broncos 10 Bradford 12; Swinton 1 Great Britain (Q) 3–0 6–3 13–11 129–122
Zampa 10-1-70-3; David 2-0-20-1. D N Wellalage c Rahul b Pandya 8 (21) (Slove, Jumbo-Visma) 1min 8sec; 4, J Ayuso 21 Whitehaven 20; Widnes 18 Sheffield 38. 2 Australia (Q) 2–1 6–3 14–6 113–94
NFL (Sp, UAE Team Emirates) 3:18; 5, M Landa (Sp, Saturday Newcastle 36 Barrow 24; Toulouse
Australia (balls) M A D I Hemantha not out 13 (15) 3 France 1–2 5–4 12–10 117–106
Atlanta 25 Green Bay 24; Buffalo 38 Las Vegas Bahrain Victorious) 3:37. Leading British 23, 16 Featherstone 29. Today York v Batley
*M R Marsh c Ngidi b Jansen 71 (56) P M Liyanagamage c Kohli 4 Switzerland 0–3 1–8 4–16 78–115
10; Cincinnati 24 Baltimore 27; Detroit 31 H Carthy (EF Education-EasyPost) 1:19:25; 31, (7.45). League One: Promotion play-off
Seattle 37 (OT); Houston 20 Indianapolis 31; D A Warner c Markram b Jansen 10 (6) b Pandya 1 (6) Hunslet 18 North Wales Crusaders 25. Group A (Unipol Arena, Bologna): Italy bt
G Thomas (INEOS Grenadiers) 1:47:59.
Jacksonville 9 Kansas City 17; Tampa Bay 27 J P Inglis b Jansen 0 (4) M A V P H Pathiranage c Kishan Sweden 2-1.
Chicago 17; Tennessee 27 Los Angeles M Labuschagne c Phehlukwayo b Pandya 0 (1) Golf Rugby union Ties M Sets Games
b Jansen 44 (63) Extras (lb 2, w 3) 5 1 Canada (Q) 3-0 8-1 16-4 123-100
Chargers 24 (OT). †A T Carey c de Kock b Jansen 2 (4) BMW PGA Championship scores on page 56 World Cup scores and tables on page 60
Total (15.2 overs) 50 2 Italy (Q) 2-1 5-4 12-11 121-116
Cricket C D Green c and b Maharaj
T H David b Maharaj
18 (27)
1 (6)
Fall of wickets 1-1, 2-8, 3-8, 4-8, 5-12, 6-12, 7-33,
8-40, 9-50.
US PGA Fortinet Championship
Napa, California: Leaders after three rounds
Premiership Cup Bristol 12 Ealing
Trailfinders 28. Saturday Bath 10 Jersey Reds 3 Chile 1-2 4-5 11-11 116-115
34; Caldy 26 Ampthill 22; Exeter 38 Cornish 4 Sweden 0-3 1-8 4-17 93-122
Fifth one-day international S A Abbott c Ngidi b Maharaj 23 (26) Bowling Bumrah 5-1-23-1; Siraj 7-1-21-6; (United States unless stated): 199 S Theegala
M G Neser lbw b Phehlukwayo 0 (2) Pandya 2.2-0-3-3; Yadav 1-0-1-0. 68, 64, 67. 201 C Davis (Aus) 68, 68, 65; Kim Pirates 13; Harlequins 21 Coventry 21; London Group C (Pavelló Municipal Font de Sant
South Africa v Australia N T Ellis not out 9 (6) Seong-hyeon (S Kor) 65, 67, 69; J Thomas 69, Scottish 22 Doncaster 24; Northampton 55 Lluís, Valencia): Spain bt South Korea 2-1.
Johannesburg (Australia won toss): South India (balls) Cambridge 5; Saracens 20 Gloucester 29.
A Zampa c Bavuma b Maharaj 5 (7) 67, 65. 202 E Cole 68, 66, 68; M Kuchar 70, 67, Ties M Sets Games
I P K P Kishan not out 23 (18)
Africa beat Australia by 122 runs Extras (b 1, lb 6, w 1, nb 2)
Total (34.1 overs)
10
193
S Gill not out 27 (19) 65. 204 C Tarren (Eng) 68, 69, 67. Snooker 1 Czechia (Q)
2 Serbia (Q)
3-0 9-0 18-4 130-100
2-1 6-3 13-8 110-101
South Africa (balls)
Fall of wickets 1-34, 2-34, 3-124, 4-135, 5-136,
Extras (lb 1)
Total (no wkt, 6.1 overs) 51
1 Rugby league Shanghai Masters 3 Spain 1-2 2-7 6-14 99-112
†Q de Kock c Green b Ellis 27 (39)
6-143, 7-174, 8-175, 9-181. *R G Sharma, V Kohli, †K L Rahul, H H Pandya, Betfred Super League Catalans Dragons 59 Final: R O’Sullivan (Eng) bt L Brecel (Bel) 11-9 4 South Korea 0-3 1-8 6-17 103-129
*T Bavuma run out 0 (2) (frame scores; O’Sullivan first): 86-6, 0-134
H E van der Dussen c Labuschagne Bowling Ngidi 5-0-23-0; Coetzee 6-0-47-0; R A Jadeja, W Sundar, J J Bumrah, K Yadav Leeds 0; Hull 20 Huddersfield 52; Hull Group D (Arena Gripe, Split): Croatia bt
Jansen 8-1-39-5; Phehlukwayo 6-0-44-1; and M Siraj did not bat. Kingston Rovers 12 Salford 0. (134 break), 76-38 (57), 79-48, 0-76 (75), 22-98
b Abbott 30 (48) (98), 0-103 (103), 98-31, 78-29 (78), 69-44, 63- Netherlands 2-1.
Maharaj 9.1-2-33-4. Bowling Liyanagamage 2-0-21-0; P W D L F A Pts Ties M Sets Games
A K Markram c Neser b David 93 (87) Wigan 26 19 0 7 712 354 38 66 (65), 88-0 (52), 11-86 (55), 36-64 (56), 95-
H Klaasen b Zampa 6 (13) 6 South Africa won five-match series 3-2 Pathiranage 2-0-21-0; Wellalage 2-0-7-0; 30, 143-0 (143), 120-0 (120), 57-71 (LB 52), 12-83 1 Netherlands (Q) 2-1 5-4 13-11 131–120
Asalanka 0.1-0-1-0. Catalans D 26 19 0 7 701 412 38
D A Miller c Inglis b Abbott 63 (65) Asia Cup final: India v Sri Lanka St Helens 26 19 0 7 583 354 38 (83), 67-47. 2 Finland (Q) 2-1 6-3 13-9 116–118
M Jansen c Abbott b Green
A L Phehlukwayo not out
47 (23)
38 (19)
Colombo (Sri Lanka won toss): India beat Cycling Leigh 26 16 0 10 579 498 32
Tennis 3 United States
4 Croatia
1-2 3-6 9-14 125–124
1-2 4-5 11-12 111–121
Sri Lanka by ten wickets Hull KR 26 15 0 11 533 486 30
G W Coetzee lbw b Zampa 0 (1) Vuelta a España Warrington 26 13 0 13 577 504 26 Davis Cup finals, group B
Sri Lanka (balls) WTA Kinoshita Group Japan Open
K A Maharaj b Zampa 0 (1) Leading final positions: 21st stage Salford 26 13 0 13 486 493 26 AO Arena, Manchester: Great Britain bt
L T Ngidi not out 0 (3) P N Silva c Jadeja b Siraj 2 (4) (Hipódromo de la Zarzuela to Madrid, Osaka: Final A Krueger (US) bt Zhu Lin
Leeds 26 11 0 15 489 532 22 France 2-1 (British players first): D Evans bt A (China) 6-3, 7-6 (8-6).
Extras (lb 3, w 7, nb 1) 11 M D K J Perera c Rahul b Bumrah 0 (2) 101.5km): 1 K Groves (Aus, Alpecin- Huddersfield 26 11 0 15 465 532 22 Fils 3-6, 6-3, 6-4; C Norrie lost to U Humbert
Total (9 wkts, 50 overs) 315 †B K G Mendis b Siraj 17 (34) Deceuninck) 2hr 24min 13sec; 2, F Ganna (It, Hull 26 10 0 16 464 624 20 (Fr) 7-6 (7-5), 3-6, 7-5; Evans and N Skupski bt WTA Cymbiotika San Diego Open
Fall of wickets 1-3, 2-37, 3-80, 4-103, W S R Samarawickrama lbw b Siraj 0 (2) INEOS Grenadiers); 3, N Denz (Ger, BORA- Castleford 26 6 0 20 323 728 12 N Mahut and E Roger-Vasselin 1-6, 7-6 (7-4), Final B Krejcikova (Cz) bt S Kenin (US) 6-4,
5-212, 6-258, 7-280, 8-281, 9-281. K I C Asalanka c Kishan b Siraj 0 (1) hansgrohe) both same time. Overall 1, S Kuss Wakefield 26 4 0 22 291 686 8 7-6 (8-6). 2-6, 6-4.
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Breakdown penalties
Jones gambled on kid
– then ditched him
conceded by Australia —
the most they have given
away since 13 against
Wales in 2013
desire to move on from the old guard, fall back on. He can’t go back to the
69
Years since Fiji last beat
Owen Slot Jones didn’t even bring one. He was team hotel and talk through his
breaking with established thinking, he experience with a more senior No 10.
was charging off in a whole new Jones was asked about this after the
Australia, 18-16 at the direction, he was travelling to a World game. “When you are TV
Sydney Cricket Ground Chief Sports Writer, Cup with a basket that had just the one commentator, you’re always right,
in June 1954 Saint-Étienne egg in it: Carter Gordon, 22. mate,” he said. “Maybe I need to
So what happens when the egg become a television commentator, then
cracks? But that’s enough with the egg I’ll be right all the time. Look, we’ve
So the headline news is that Australia metaphor and back to the game. gone with a young team, I’ve got
have lost to Fiji for the first time since My match notes have no regrets at all. We’re
1954. It is that Australia have sustained Gordon being smashed by building a team for the
one massive blow here in Saint-Étienne Eroni Mawi in the 14th Wales v future and we’re going to
and are down on the canvas and when minute and spilling the go through some pain.
they are back on their feet in Lyon next ball forward in the Australia That’s generally what
Sunday, Wales can knock them out for juddering impact of the Lyon happens with an
good. It is that Eddie Jones, the hit. Then, eight minutes Sunday, 8pm apprenticeship. He
Australia coach, is taking responsibility later, Gordon under a high ITV1 [Carter] has got plenty of
and apologising for getting it wrong and ball but receiving the ball support.”
suggesting that the crowd, who booed and two Fijian chasers at the Just as a quick refresher,
him anyway, should now be throwing same time and being the players who Jones hooked
baguettes and croissants at him. And of manhandled into touch. early in his England years were
course, it is that the Stade Geoffroy- Those were just examples of the Luther Burrell, Teimana Harrison,
Guichard was an epic, historic place to physicality that Fiji were throwing at Nick Isiekwe and Danny Care. Once
be yesterday evening. Australia and, funnily enough, they hooked, those players tend not to
Yet whatever leavened projectile seemed pretty happy to bring a return.
anyone may wish to direct at the 22-year-old rookie into their party Of Carter, Jones said: “He’ll bounce
Australia coach, the Wallaby fans will whenever they possibly could. back. He’s a good young player.”
have left here with a far more And then, in the 50th minute, the However, Jones needs that bounce
reasonable question for him, which is most significant matchnote of the inside a week.
simply: what next? entire Wallaby campaign: Gordon Of course what we do not know is if
Because the problem here is that it substituted. Gordon having to Gordon is suddenly dead to him
Tuisova scores for Fiji as they beat Australia for the isn’t just going to be a case of dust make the lonely walk to the bench like Burrell was. Does Jones try to
first time since 1954 in the World Cup’s first upset yourselves down, put it behind you and knowing that every eye upon him rebuild the confidence that he has
come back hard and strong. It isn’t that understanding that he has been just smashed? Or does he start on
historic win
Jones needs to coach better next week deemed to have failed. In having Plan B?
or that they need to spend the next few built Gordon up as the coming The only alternative
days repeating ad infinitum their clear- man, Jones was now option to him is to play
out protocols. The problem is that knocking him down. And Donaldson at fly half.
Jones’s Australia didn’t just lose this in that one call from the Donaldson came on
match, they trashed their entire World coach’s box, Jones had this World Cup
Cup strategy in the process. torn up his whole plan. journey with two
TMO intervention, Fiji had another this reshuffle, we — and presumably There is a story within the story, here, The decision to Tests on his CV and
penalty which was duly dispatched by Jones — again had pause to wonder and it is not exactly deeply buried and it hook a player early is, has played once
the injured party. whether it might have been simpler just wasn’t just about Fiji heroics or Wallaby of course, a hard for Australia at 10,
It was tight and it was taut, but Fiji to pick Quade Cooper in the first place. woes, it was about Jones and his fly half one for a coach to against Wales last
were by far the more convincing. They Fiji refused to yield, and Lomani’s and the faith he has invested in him for make. It takes a November.
kept milking penalties at the break- penalty gave them a buffer to absorb this World Cup and the manner in certain courage of So this is where the
down, not least thanks to the limpet- the Vunivalu score. Fiji lost the try which he stripped it of him in just this conviction to do so, Wallabies campaign stands
like excellence of Botia over ball. count, but there was only one winner. second game of the tournament. especially when it is right now. It is teetering on
Three minutes into the second half, When Jones picked Carter Gordon your playmaker. elimination. It has been
the ubiquitous Tuisova was careering for this tournament, he was elevating a From Jones’ England era, we banking on the Jones plan
over out left to complete a score that Scorers: Australia: Tries Nawaqanitawase rookie to the front line. It was regarded know that he isn’t scared to that Jones appears to have
(24min), Vunivalu (68). Con Donaldson.
owed everything to the indecision of Pen Donaldson. Fiji: Try Tuisova (43).
as one almightily ballsy call — because make the call. Here, against Fiji, ripped up. They have only until
Gordon who inexplicably allowed a box Con: Kuruvoli. Pens: Kuruvoli (4), Lomani. Jones didn’t just promote a young man you could argue that he got it Sunday, and Wales, to piece
kick to bounce instead of moving to Australia B Donaldson; M Nawaqanitawase, to the control centre of his team, he sent right. Ben Donaldson, the full something together again. It is
claim it. Tuisova, as so often, was alive J Petaia, S Kerevi (L Foketi 66), M Koroibete; him there without any established back stepped up to No 10 and in an extraordinary way to attempt
C Gordon (S Vunivalu 50), N White (I Fines-
to the opportunity and Kuruvoli nailed Leleiwasa 57); A Bell (B Schoupp 77), D Porecki back-up. the reshuffling, Suli Vunivalu to win a World Cup.
the touchline conversion to put Fiji 19-8 (capt, J Uelese 58), J Slipper (Z Nonggorr 57), There are two old hands who have came on at right wing. Vunivalu Thus, when asked last night
ahead. Minutes later, Lomani — who N Frost, R Arnold (M Philip 65), T Hooper, played most of Australia’s rugby at soon scored a try. about the booing that he had
F McReight (R Leota 58), R Valetini.
had just replaced the cramping scrum Fiji: I Droasese; J Wainiqolo (V Habosi 42),
No 10 in recent seasons and that is But what of Gordon? That is what received from the crowd, he said he
half — ought to have added another W Nayacalevu (capt), J Tuisova, S Radradra; Quade Cooper and Bernard Foley who Sonny Bill Williams asked on the was used to it and “I probably
three from the tee but dragged it wide. T Tela, S Kuruvoli (F Lomani 47); E Mawi (P Ravai are 35 and 34 respectively and Jones Australian TV commentary. He deserve more. They should be
Jones’ response was to remove Gor- 51), S Matevesi (T Ikanivere 51), L Tagi (M Doge decided to leave them behind. Most doesn’t have a Cooper or a Foley to throwing baguettes and
51), I Nasilasila (T Mayanavanua 66), T Ahiwaru
don, with Donaldson going to fly half, Cirikidaveta, L Tagitativalu, L Botia (A Tuisue 59), coaches aim to bring two established croissants at me. It’s not good
Nawaqanitawase to full back and Vuni- V Mata (V Botitu 68). international No 10s in their squad; Jones took full responsibility enough and I deserve
valu coming on to the right wing. Amid Referee A Brace (Ireland). Attendance 41,294. England happen to have three. In his last night for Australia’s defeat whatever I get.”
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This team are willing in
England have scored four
tries at this World Cup. Of
teams that have played
two matches, only
Namibia, Romania and
attack but not yet classy
Chile have scored
fewer Stepthen Jones
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In Australia, Joe Marler would already
be known as the “Falcon” in honour of
the bizarre moment when his headed
assist for a Courtney Lawes try finally
set England on the road to a bonus-
point victory over Japan and silenced
the boos of frustrated supporters.
It looked for all the world like
England had scuffed yet another prom-
ising opportunity when the ball deflect-
ed off Will Stuart’s arm and hit Marler
on the head. The ball fell to Courtney
Lawes and almost every player stopped,
assuming a knock-on, but George Ford
urged Lawes to touch down under the
posts.
Once again, a week after he had mas-
terminded a victory over Argentina
with three drop-goals, England owed a
great deal to Ford’s presence of mind.
Marler had used his head, Ford had
engaged his brain.
Nika Amashukeli, the Georgian ref-
eree, awarded the try and Marler, a big
Brighton & Hove Albion supporter, was
credited with England’s most unlikely
assist.
“The Falcon” entered the Australian
sporting lexicon in 1995 when Mario Steward scores the third try from Ford’s cross-field kick as England finally put
Fenech, a rugby league player nick- some distance between themselves and Japan during the second half in Nice
named the “Maltese Falcon”, supplied a
similar headed try assist. The name golden platform after their forward enjoying a huge game, isolated Maro
stuck. pack had mauled Japan almost 20 me- Itoje and won a turnover penalty. With Marler’s headed assist
On this sultry night in Nice, Marler’s tres. Alex Mitchell was unable to find no discernible attacking shape against a It looked as though England had knocked
version proved to be the key moment Manu Tuilagi with the pass and the Japanese defence so well drilled under on before Courtney Lawes ran in a try,
after England had laboured for nearly Brave Blossoms countered at pace. John Mitchell, England went back to main picture, but it had actually come off
an hour against Japan, who were Borthwick, who coached Japan at the the boot, ignoring options off turnover Joe Marler’s head, below
superbly well drilled and far improved 2015 World Cup, had characterised ball. It was not only the wrong decision
from the team who lost 52-13 at Twick- their rugby, with its quick ball move- but also poorly executed, sparking boos
enham last November. ment, as being like Barcelona’s tika- from England supporters in the
The match was in the balance before taka football and England were stadium.
the converted try from Lawes, via stretched. A high tackle from Ben Did that spark them into life?
Marler’s mohawk, pushed Earl gifted Japan three points. England pieced together their best
England two scores clear. Ford then saw a clearance attack of the World Cup, releasing Earl
The sweaty conditions kick charged down as on a charge down the right before
and some committed England v England invited pres- Marler supplied the headed assist. It
scramble defence defied Chile sure onto themselves. was better football than anything Roy
Japan and England Rikiya Matsuda, the Hodgson’s England had created here in
eventually pressed Pool D, Lille fly half, was finding 2016. That eight-point cushion was
home their advantage to Saturday, 4.45pm space in behind England now priceless. Kotaro Matsushima and
secure the bonus point, ITV1 with angled kicks to Dylan Riley made carving breaks but
with Freddie Steward and touch and then with a dink the sweaty ball helped England, who
Joe Marchant adding to over the top. Lomano forced handling errors with committed
Lewis Ludlam’s first-half try. Lemeki could not hold it but scramble defence.
Unless England plan to use Marl- England were offside and Matsuda Ellis Genge made a big impact off the
er for near-post flick-ons for the rest of kicked Japan into the lead. bench, his carries helping England
this World Cup, there is still a huge Ford did then turn the tables with a down field and Steward latched on to a
amount of work to do on their attack. At smartly executed kick into the corner. lovely cross-kick from Ford. Smith gave
one stage, their “kick first and think Japan made a hash of the lineout, Ollie England an extra dimension in attack
later“ approach drew the ire of England Chessum grabbed the loose ball and and Marchant sealed the bonus point
supporters in the stadium. Ludlam’s low leg drive carried him over win. Job done thanks in no small part to
Marler: You will not
Steve Borthwick, the head coach, will for the converted try. the “Falcon” although, as a Brighton
care not a jot about aesthetics but Ford then missed his first penalty fan, Marler would probably prefer the Will Kelleher Nice conditions you take what you’re given.
England are still struggling to covert goal attempt of the World Cup and, “Seagull’” I saw it ricochet off Joe’s head so I went
opportunities into points. They move instead of going 13-6 ahead, England Either way, England have much to England took a big step towards the and scored the try just in case. I had a
on now to play Chile, when Owen soon found themselves leading by just a improve if they are to soar at this World World Cup quarter-finals thanks to a good idea it was going to get given.
Farrell will be back available. point. May collided late with Lemeki Cup. Joe Marler headed try-assist, then “We’re taking steps forward and
England need a second playmaker in and Matsuda’s kick punished his hot- Steve Borthwick praised his team’s hopefully later in the competition we’ll
the team, whether that is Farrell at heated moment. brains after their 34-12 win over Japan. be firing on all cylinders.”
inside centre or Marcus Smith at full England’s seventh attack of the half Scorers: England: Tries Ludlam (24min), Lawes England scored four tries in Nice in Marler said he had been practising
back. Their attacking rugby is at times might have been the most lamentable, (56), Steward (66), Marchant (80+1). Cons Ford 4
Pens Ford 2 (4, 40+2). Japan: Pens Matsuda 4 (15,
their second World Cup match. Lewis headers in training. “You won’t believe
too telegraphed, at others lacking in although no doubt they will present it 23, 32, 55). Ludlam scored in the first half and this but me, [Dan] Cole and [Jamie]
shape and consistently inaccurate. as a dry run. Having already demon- England F Steward (M Smith 69); J May, Courtney Lawes, Freddie Steward and George, back at the hotel, part of our
That may sound harsh after a bonus- strated their mauling power, England JGMarchant, M Tuilagi (O Lawrence 69), E Daly;
Ford, A Mitchell (B Youngs 59); J Marler
Joe Marchant went over after the warm-up was practising headers and it
point win but the first try came from a spurned the chance of a lineout drive (E Genge 59), J George (T Dan 74), K Sinckler break. came to fruition tonight,” the prop told
fluffed Japan lineout and it was only and Earl’s pass hit Jamie George square (W Stuart 51); M Itoje, O Chessum (G Martin 74), Lawes’s try was fortuitous, as George ITV.
with the game won that England in the face. C Lawes (capt) (blood rep; G Martin 63-74), B Earl, Ford’s pass struck Marler in the face England were clunky in attack in the
seemed to relax in possession and play Ford partially saved face with a LJapan Ludlam (B Vunipola 51).
S Masirewa (L Lemeki 7); K Matsushima,
after it slipped through Will Stuart’s first half but have now beaten their two
with their heads up. Jonny May on the second penalty goal and England T Osada, R Nakamura, J Naikabula (D Riley 50); hands. The captain ran in for the try, toughest Pool D opponents, Argentina
wing did not touch the ball until the initially upped the tempo after the in- R Matsuda, Y Nagare (N Saito 65); K Inagaki which set England on their way to and Japan.
42nd minute. terval, with Elliot Daly escaping down (C Millar 50), S Horie (A Sakate 62), J Gu
(A A Valu 41); J Cornelsen, A Fakatava (W Dearns
victory. “Ultimately the players found a way,”
England’s first attacking thrust drew the left before May scampered after a 62), M Leitch, L Labuschagné (K Shimokawa 74), “It was quite a lucky try but I’ll take the head coach, Borthwick said. “That’s
three points for an offside penalty but kick from the fly half. K Himeno (capt). them when they come,” Lawes said. “It the important thing. The players found
they were clunky and narrow, wasting a But Kuzuki Himeno, the captain Referee N Amashukeli (Georgia). was a good bit of luck for us. In these a way to score four tries, and our cohe-
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Kit Shepard
sion built throughout the game. We felt some of their flaws, they were hearten- Earl also praised the defence, which Ben Earl (25, 20, Saracens): As
the game was going to be tight, and the ed that they found a way to win the
last quarter was when we needed to match for the second week running.
has conceded only one try in two
matches now.
8 energetic as ever and displayed
ability in open space. His 12
accelerate, and the boys did that. “Credit to them they found holes in “Hopefully we’re putting a bit of a tackles led all England players
“Japan played incredibly smart our game that we probably marker out that to score against us, you
and unorthodox rugby. You’re needed to find out about at have to produce something pretty Lewis Ludlam (27, 23,
seeing growth in our attack, this stage,” the flanker said. magical and work pretty hard,” he 6 Northampton Saints): Crashed
and I think you’ll see more
growth [during the World
Cup].
21
Points scored by England
“I think we showed today
that if we’re one or two
per cent off in phases of
said.
England now have a six-day turn-
around before they face Chile in Lille.
over for a try but made sloppy
errors in attack and defence
“The attack is always in the final 24 minutes of play, teams like Japan Owen Farrell, their usual captain, will
the longest to come the match having scored will pick you off. be available. He received a four-match Marcus Smith and Ollie Lawrence
because it takes cohesion only 13 in the first 56 “We learnt that if we ban in August for a dangerous tackle, showed glimpses of invention and
and this coaching team minutes take little plays off and but is likely to return to the side despite should get more minutes against
have only had three or four are not quite at it physi- the form of No 10 Ford. Chile. Ben Youngs was a marginal
months. cally we get found out. We “What a fantastic squad of players I improvement on Mitchell at scrum
“We’ll have a good debrief. found a way to work it out. have to work with,” Borthwick added. half, while Billy Vunipola looked a
It’s important the players enjoy this Five points could be crucial down “We’ve got strength in depth across the little off the pace on his return. Theo
win. We’re looking forward to putting the line. We know how hard we’re going pitch. Our supporters were outstanding Dan, Ellis Genge, Will Stuart and
in a good performance against Chile.” to fight for each other and know again again. They pay a lot of money to George Martin were all sturdy — but
England’s player of the match Ben when it clicks it’s pretty good to watch support this team and we’re fortunate forward power was not England’s
Earl said that while Japan exposed and good to be a part of.” to have them.” Borthwick praised his side’s hard work greatest need off the bench.
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Death chants
England use for Greenwood
Paul Hirst Madrid
their heads
Mason Greenwood made his debut for
Getafe yesterday to the sound of away
Osasuna supporters chanting “Die
Greenwood” (“Muérete, Greenwood”).
Greenwood, 21, returned to action in
the 75th minute of Getafe’s 3-2 win, his
Marler’s accidental ‘header’ sets up key try as first appearance since playing for
Manchester United against West Ham
Borthwick’s men eventually see off Japan in January 2022. He looked fit and
sharp as he helped his team, whom he
has joined on a season-long loan from
United, to score the decisive goal.
England 34 Greenwood’s hiatus from the United
team came after he was accused of rape,
Japan 12 assault and coercion. He denied the
Will Kelleher Nice charges and they were dropped after
police said witnesses withdrew and new
England moved to the brink of the evidence emerged. United said he
World Cup quarter-finals with a would leave the club but he is still under
victory over Japan that owed a contract and they are paying a share of
debt to a bizarre “header” by Joe his wages during his loan.
Marler to set up a key try for
Courtney Lawes.
With the match in the balance
at 13-12, Marler inadvertantly
diverted the ball with his head
behind Japan’s defence, allowing
Brook in for
Lawes to jog over the line and ease
England’s nerves. They went on to dropped Roy
secure a bonus-point victory.
Lawes said: “That was a decent Elizabeth Ammon
header from Joe and sometimes
the luck falls in your favour.” Jason Roy has been left out of England’s
World Cup squad and replaced by
Harry Brook in the final 15-man group
that will travel to India next week to
defend their title.
Roy, 33, missed the entirety of
England’s bilateral ODI series against
New Zealand due to back spasms, and
with no guarantees about his fitness
and his modest form this summer,
England’s selectors have opted to take
Brook as the more versatile option who
can cover the batting slots in both the
top and middle order.
Roy was in the provisional 15-man
squad that England named last month
— while Brook did not feature — but
since then both the selectors and head
coach, Matthew Mott, were keen to
stress that things could change and that
Joy and relief are etched on the face of Joe Marchant, the England centre, after he dived over to score his side’s fourth try against Japan and secure a bonus point
No GCSEs, please,
we’re a private school
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of London roads, and for Penny and at those times, can seem, to quote mums and dads warn erge Gainsbourg was fondness for the song New York USA,
Mordaunt, who said that the new Mordaunt, absolute insanity. you that “Mandarin is a certain kind of in which Gainsbourg names various of
Welsh limit was “absolutely insane”. There is definite kerb-crawler the language of the Englishman’s worst that city’s landmarks in thickly
These people will not, warned Waters, energy about it, and I mostly find future” and that “It’s all nightmare of a accented English and observes that
be on “the right side of history”. myself looking straight ahead and about China, Chinese Frenchman: rude, they are tall: “Eempire States Beelding
I would, however, rather be on the trying to ignore the occasional passing lessons and Chinese alcoholic, sexually Oh! C’est haut! . . . Feeerst Nassional
wrong side of history than falling off pedestrian, casual dog walker or culture from now on!” incontinent and Seety Baunk Oh! C’est haut!” It’s
my motorbike, which has become a shuffling pensioner who, overtaking at Well, not any more extravagantly addicted to marvellous to sing along to.
daily risk thanks to the new low limit the inevitable gauntlet of speed (and I’ll try to stow the cigarettes (five packs of unfiltered Later, you catch your interlocutor
in London. I don’t know if Waters, or bumps, peers into the driver’s side and schadenfreude for the Gitanes a day . . . five! . . . unfiltered!). remarking, “Yeah. I wouldn’t talk to
the London mayor Sadiq Khan, or any mouths: “Can we help you with next 30 seconds), as the This, of course, is the secret of the that bloke from The Times. He just
of the enthusiastic traffic calmers out something, sonny?” To which I can government reveals great man’s charm. To anybody who goes on about French sex music.”
there have ever tried to drive a large only shrug and reply: “No thanks, just plans to revamp and, in has ever regretted being born on the Well, the detractors cannot quite be
adventure motorbike through city respecting the rules. Because I’m not a some cases, completely pallid and puritanical side of the dismissed. Gainsbourg did not conduct
centre traffic at a speed that never nimby or a nomrobud!” axe Chinese classes in Channel, he offers an exotic vision of himself with perfect decency or
surpasses 20mph, but I can tell you To make matters worse I got schools because, what might have been: semi- sobriety. He once burnt a 500-franc
from sweat-inducing experience that “flashed” last week. Doing mid-to-late according to critics, permanent drunkenness, a bohemian note on live television in protest at
it’s bloody difficult. The machine twenties in an area that appeared to they have become “a contempt for all shirt buttons above French tax rises and towards the end
wants to fall left and right at tiny be a 30 but contained a surprise vehicle for Beijing to the navel, a career of chaotic offence- of his life he had an onstage heart
roundabouts, it jumps forward in first “School safety zone”. It was late at spread propaganda”. giving rewarded with public adulation. attack while telling an obscene story
and second gears, and it lurches along night. I was unfamiliar with the road Obviously, it would Gainsbourg’s house, in the 7th about Brigitte Bardot and a
on the straight thanks to the kind of or the zone. When I was flashed I be nice to claim, at the arrondissement — which he lived in champagne bottle.
counterintuitive anti-driving that’s immediately checked the speed limit school gates, that I from 1969 until his death at the age of Obviously, this is a deplorable way
required to keep it, in speed terms, and, aghast, groaned with agony (I knew all along that 62 in 1991, and which has been to go on. Gainsbourg’s irrepressibly
strictly in the teens or lower. When would’ve thrown up my hands in Chinese classes were untouched since then — has been Gallic mission to outrage bourgeois
they designed these heavy 12-valve despair but I feared being caught on a vehicle for Beijing’s turned into a museum. I was delighted sensibility means much of his music
liquid-cooled three-cylinder vehicles, CCTV and slapped with an instant ban propaganda. But still, to visit, for I am a longtime fan. In is beyond the endorsement of a
I don’t think the engineers at Triumph for reckless driving). And so, it might it feels good to England this is an onerous thing to be. respectable newspaper. Nobody wants
were picturing an interminable just be me, and I’m probably on the occupy the moral high “The sex noise song guy?” people tend to be caught listening to Nazi Rock
90-minute first-gear crawl from one wrong side of history here too, but the ground, however to ask, in reference to his most famous (from the Hitler-themed concept
side of London to the other. blanket imposition of 20mph zones all unintentionally it was hit, Je t’aime . . . moi non plus. “No, no, album Rock Around the Bunker —
It’s not much better in the car. over the country, though noble in reached. he’s not just a sex noise guy,” you although it is, I hasten to reassure
Wales, for instance, is my default nature (who doesn’t want cleaner air protest. Doubtful frown. “OK. Well he readers, a work of anti-fascist satire).
setting for an all-weather, all-season and fewer accidents?), feels like a is a sex noise guy but . . .” With a sense And you can’t help feeling the Pope
beach trip (the Severn Bridge is 40 national act of slow strangulation, of futility you launch into an wasn’t entirely misguided in banning
minutes from my front door). And until all traffic everywhere comes to a exposition of the achievements of this Je t’aime . . . moi non plus. There is
rolling along consistently at 17mph grinding, stultifying stop. astoundingly diverse musical genius: certainly no excuse at all for the moral
the innocent sweetness of the tunes of and aesthetic car crash of Lemon
the early Sixties (La Javanaise, La Incest, a romantic duet he performed
Love Actually creator film review show on I was astoundingly Poinçonneur des Lilas), the with his daughter (this being France,
has revealed that his Irish television in the good. My friends texted experimental weirdness (Bonnie and it was his highest charting song).
Tough love labour-of-love stage early 2000s. On the and told me that I was Clyde), the plangent laments Sometimes, his English fans must
play, called Mr & Mrs show’s debut night a legend. (L’anamour, Je suis venu te dire que je wearily concede, Gainsbourg makes
actually, Jones, has never I felt that I had been When I phoned my m’en vais), the works of unclassifiable Roy Chubby Brown seem a model of
been performed a terrible host who mother she simply eccentricity (Aux armes et cetera is a restrained good taste. Nobody with a
Richard because his wife, was nervous, unsure said: “Well. It wasn’t louche reggae interpretation of La back catalogue like that would become
Emma Freud, judged and profoundly your best. Put it that Marseillaise, L’homme à tête du chou is a national treasure in England.
For the first time, I can it substandard. unconvincing. The way.” Thank God for a concept album about the romantic But France is not Britain. On
fully empathise with That struck a chord production team, loved ones. They speak life of a man with a cabbage for a Gainsbourg’s death, President
Richard Curtis. The with me. I presented a however, said that the truth. head). You explain your special Mitterrand compared him to the
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Walkies? No thanks,
some dogs like a ride
I
t seemed like a normal park
Why are scene. A friend was out on a
walk with her baby and spotted
the British a woman with the same Yoyo
pram (a common sight in that
pushing part of north London) — could
it be a potential new pal? The
their woman made conversation,
saying how sweet my friend’s baby
canines in was, and my friend leant over to repay
the compliment. But there was no
prams, asks baby in the other woman’s buggy.
Instead, a fluffy Pomeranian stared
Susannah back. This woman was using a £400
pram for a dog.
Butter Still associate dogs with walking?
How passé — now you must push
your pooch. There are sometimes
legitimate reasons for dogs to be
wheeled around, such as arthritis or
the dog not having had its
vaccinations yet (although usually the
prams would be designed for dogs
rather than babies). But increasingly,
according to reviews of dog prams on
Amazon, “my little boys get tired”.
There are 13 million dogs in the UK,
up from nine million in 2019/20, and
with them come self-styled “dog
mums” who will stop at
nothing to give the very
best to their “fur babies”.
Left: James Marriott. Above: Serge If that means
Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin protecting their paws
poets Baudelaire and Apollinaire, from hot or cold
and he is now comfortably installed pavements, bad weather
in the pantheon as a tutelary deity his jeans or his collection of shampoos. exegesis. Partly because it’s probably or other dogs, then of
of the French people. The Maison At one point, the visitor is solemnly pointless to explain to French visitors course they will. After
Gainsbourg is as much a shrine as a enjoined to contemplate a stain on the story of how the poor Jewish boy all, they may very well
museum. I am greeted by a crowd of Gainsbourg’s sofa (the origin is not (b 1928) who grew up in occupied have also shelled out
suspiciously hovering temple specified but you cannot help making France haunted by regret at his for a tailor-made
attendants who instruct me on the various unhappy guesses). enormous ears went on to become a nutrition plan (that
appropriate rites of devotion in rapid, Where other holy relics are meant superstar. But also one feels it has to makes Tim Spector
earnest French which I suavely to cure diseases, you suspect these do with the fact that the Maison look lightweight) plus
pretend to understand. The effect might actually give you some. Even Gainsbourg is intended as a religious, doggy day care, while
is undermined when I attempt, after what one must assume was a not a historical, experience. On some planning their social
with great determination, to get Fukushima-level clean-up operation level it is assumed that Gainsbourg life around mutt-
through a locked door. “It’s the other (astonishingly the smell of tobacco has is present — the same way God is friendly pubs,
door,” they eventually explain in been entirely expelled) the place has always present. restaurants and even
contemptuous English. It’s so intimate. Here is the bed in spas, so what’s an extra few quid for a
The whole house is painted black. which Charlotte discovered her dead pram? It all makes babies seem
There are Chinese tapestries on the father. Here is the room in which comparatively low maintenance.
walls and the floors are covered with Birkin (who only died herself this Dog prams range from £40 for a
exotic rugs. There is a Steinway piano, The audioguide year) used to live. Here is the room in basic runaround to a plush £6,000
an electric organ, a collection of
creepy Victorian dolls and more invites us to which Gainsbourg and filles used to
play video games. There’s something
canine carriage. Granted, you could
buy a second-hand car for this price
than one preserved tarantula. There
are ancient mirrors and piles of
admire Serge’s morbid and Victorian about it. I mean
this in the best way.
but would it have shock absorbers so
Fido doesn’t feel the bumps?
newspapers and displays of
Gainsbourg’s records. There are
plimsolls Comparing myself to the middle-
aged bohemian Frenchmen processing
If you thought Paris Hilton putting
her chihuahua in a handbag was
19th-century Chinese opium pipes. a compellingly unhealthy atmosphere. piously around the house with stricken comical, wait until you see these dog
There is a sofa with winged griffins It is the apotheosis of seedy faces and welling eyes I wonder wagons. They’re common in Hong
for arms and a chaise longue in the bohemianism. I note that Gainsbourg’s whether in this context I even qualify Kong, where people promenade up
form of a mermaid. The bathroom has collection of artefacts does not include as a fan. As we frown solemnly at and down with dogs of all shapes and
a country house-size chandelier which an exercise bike or indeed anything Charlotte Gainsbourg’s breathy eulogy sizes in elaborate pushchairs.
hangs at about waist level. It is roughly calculated to lengthen life rather than to the house’s telephone (“such a It’s a pavement war in the making —
what one expected. Gainsbourg lived to heighten or shorten it. After modern telephone”) I realise that with people already breaking the rules
here first with his girlfriend Jane suffering his first heart attack at the there is something obscure and by riding ebikes and scooters where
Birkin and their daughter Charlotte, age of 45, Gainsbourg summoned a profound and French going on that I they shouldn’t, why not add a pug in a
and after Birkin’s departure (partly in press conference to his hospital bed will never understand. It is impossible buggy into the mix?
protest at all the opium pies and where he announced that he would be that any British celebrity could be Meanwhile, handbag hounds haven’t
tarantulas) with the model Caroline “increasing his intake of alcohol and venerated in this way. I mentally gone away — another friend recently
von Paulus, known as Bambou. cigarettes”. Charlotte recalls that her shuffle through various candidates for tested the limits of that Uniqlo cross-
The audio guide is narrated in a parents would usually get home from a national shrine: Paul McCartney? body bag that seems to fit everything
preposterous, breathy whisper by nightclubbing at about the time she set Graham Norton? Clare Balding? It just by using it to carry around Ralph, her
Charlotte, who is now 52 and even off for school. wouldn’t work. In a way, I suppose this terrier puppy, until he’d had his jabs.
more formidably pretentious than So you file past the tarantulas and reflects well on us. But I also feel that My friend in the park decided not to
either of her parents. Her commentary the old LPs and the cracked leather we’re missing out. How tepid and make conversation with her fellow
is backed by a piano accompaniment armchair in the study and the naked ironic and English my appreciation of Yoyo owner and swiftly wheeled her
that at times rises to a pitch of almost photographs of Bardot and the naked Serge Gainsbourg now seems. Oh, to own pram off in the opposite
hysterical melancholy at the most photos of Birkin and the naked photos be a portly Frenchman and to blub at direction. She’s a cat person anyway.
moving moments of the tour, such as of Bambou and think . . . they don’t the sight of Gainsbourg’s slippers! But at least when her baby has
when pilgrims are invited to do it like this at the National Trust. Opens on Wednesday. €25, outgrown her pram, she knows she
contemplate Saint Serge’s plimsolls or There is little biographical or historical maisongainsbourg.fr could always resell it to a dog in need.
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Inside Bedales: it
teaches only two
GCSEs (but pupils
do study sheep)
The private school has rejected the 16-plus exams
that it says are unfit for purpose. So what are the
students doing instead? Helen Rumbelow finds out
A
s the sun glimmers better metaphor for the British exam
through the trees of system at 16.”
the South Downs we One shaggy-haired 14-year-old is
walk through trying to force a panicking creature
ancient farmland to into the funnel from its back end.
where the Year 10s “Lead with the head!” his teacher says. examination system, which goes back the positions of authority out there,
are hard at their “The head is its steering wheel!” This is to the School Certificate introduced having not achieved any kind of
learning. This isn’t another idea that stays with me. Once for 16-year-olds in 1918. Daring, national standard”.
just any Year 10, though, it’s Year 10 at the boy pulls the sheep by its head, it necessary and visionary? Or entitled, Birbalsingh and her state school in
Bedales, where the rules that govern calmly follows. I ask the boy what he unambitious and open to abuse? The northwest London are in almost every
most of us do not apply. So while I thinks of GCSEs. “We,” he says, sadly announcement by Bedales last week way at opposite ends of a spectrum to
know this cohort well — my own nodding his curls at his fellow teens, a — followed by a similar one from Bedales and its head, Will Goldsmith.
children are either dreading the GCSE
onslaught or beyond it in an exhausted
Could curious, high-spirited species, “aren’t
biologically made for them.”
Latymer Upper, an independent school
in London adopting the same protocol
Birbalsingh stated that children have
“original sin”; one teacher at Bedales
flop — the backdrop is alien.
We are in an agricultural building
£42,000- Good job he is at Bedales, the first
school to abandon the GCSE system.
— couldn’t have stirred fiercer debate,
including at our breakfast table.
tells me that he is driven by “the very
Romantic idea about children being
the children have built, joists and all,
and they are pushing a flock of sheep
a-year Those entering its senior school now,
at 11, will take just two GCSEs, rather
As I took the train towards Bedales’
120 acres of national parkland,
fundamentally good”, echoed multiple
times all day. I’ve been to Michaela
through a series of pens. While I am boarding than the usual ten. The two will be Katharine Birbalsingh was on the and been impressed by the verve with
being buckled at the knees by the English language and maths, as these radio, savaging the idea. Birbalsingh is which Birbalsingh has put her
herd’s desperation to escape, I reach fees for are sometimes mandated by head of the Michaela Community philosophy into practice. Here at
down to touch their brown wool. It’s
soft and luxuriant. My first thought, Bedales employers. For the eight other subjects
the children will take courses in
School, as well as an educational
ideology that views extreme strictness
Bedales the same is true. What is it to
be young, to become useful? Bedales
which I push away, is, “Could it be
possible that £42,000-a-year boarding
include traditional subjects and some unique
ones, devised by the school — such
and heavily tested academic
hothousing as the levers of social
and Michaela are competing utopias.
When the Times Education
fees for Bedales includes hair-styling
for the sheep?” The second, which
hair- as these kids with the sheep engaged
in a course called “Outdoor Work”, a
mobility. She said private schools were
shown to inflate grades more heavily
Commission reported last year it
declared GCSEs unfit for purpose,
stays with me, is, “Forcing unwilling
sheep through the narrow pens to be
styling for mix of science and animal husbandry.
It is the first time that a mainstream
under teacher assessment during the
pandemic. She warned that richer
England being an anomaly among
western countries in testing so heavily
weighed and categorised couldn’t be a the sheep? school has rejected the national pupils “will then get the jobs and get at 16, only to repeat the whole shebang
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coverage of the Russian Revolution
zips back and forth with echoes in
President Putin’s regime. This wouldn’t
just be unorthodox in a GCSE history
class, it would be considered a waste of
everyone’s time. However, the history
teacher tells me that the students
appreciate interesting digressions as
they know it could spark an original
insight for their own research papers.
I speak to James Bidwell and his
wife, Sophie, who have five children
either at or graduated from Bedales,
including one who will be affected by
the changes. They tell me about one of
their daughters, who did well in her
exams and is now in her twenties, but
of all her academic work the only
thing she still gets fired up about is a
project she began on her own initiative
to build a telescope. “She still talks
about that telescope,” James says
wistfully. “I think we are not very good
at new things in the UK. We, as an
island nation, have the intellectual
capacity and calibre to change, but we
keep getting stuck.”
So that’s the hard sell. I sit back
down with the head to put to him the
negatives. GCSEs at 16 do provide
information to the students as to
which subjects to apply to study
further at college. They are also used
as a filter by some universities, and
by the government, to compare and
judge schools.
when most other countries do it, at 18. “Especially with sciences, as some of First off Goldsmith says that their
GCSEs have also bloated since I did those things I didn’t know why it was, BAC marks are similar or below that
them, the average exam time now I just knew that I had to say it was and which students get in their GCSEs.
3.5 hours per subject. My daughter had that would get me marks. I didn’t have Also, he deliberately has not sought
26 exams in five weeks; halfway the space to understand.” official status for the BACs — it is a
through she was a shadowy husk, after Sienna’s friend Sophie nods “low stakes” exam, unlike A-levels.
years spent being drilled in the points vigorously at this. For her, the BACs That means that there is no pressure
scheme and memorising pages of are more akin to the Extended Project to manipulate the system.
formulae. Yet while the pressure to Qualification (EPQ), which is in place “Your point about middle-class
reform GCSEs builds — the as part of the English school people gaming it, it’s not about that,”
Confederation of British Industry says curriculum at A-level — an extended he says. “It’s about us giving our
they need scrapping; the House of research paper assessed by teachers students actually a better education,
Lords Education select committee is at then independently moderated. Sophie without the very distractions and
present taking evidence — Bedales is obsessed with fungi, a passion she distortions that come from externally
has jumped the gate. pursues by cataloguing what she finds assessed high-stakes exams. We
“There’s a certain amount of in the school grounds. “I found some deliberately didn’t want to be part of
posturing in what she says,” Goldsmith Clockwise from left: study and critical thinking was milky cone caps the other day — not that at 16, because if you take that
says of Birbalsingh. “Which I get. But Sophie and Sienna; encouraged over the authoritarian psychedelic or anything,” she says, away you actually get better learning.
I’d really like to invite her here and see Lolo and Wulfie; and regimes that were then standard. laughing. Had she studied a BAC for “When parents send their children
what she thinks, which would make Year 10 students Badley was among many school heads biology she knows that she could have to us from North America or
for an interesting encounter.” I studying the Outdoor with deep antipathy towards external pursued this interest, which she is now continental Europe, they say, ‘We
mentally make a note to be there if Work Bedales Assessed examinations and the centralised researching for an EPQ. “The GCSE think it’s an excellent school.’ They
this happens. Course government control represented by in biology was ticking boxes,” Sophie don’t see it as something radical.”
“But for me it just shows the way in the School Certificate. For him, prizes says. “You have to do so many past What about universities using
which some people are so stuck,” he created distorting effects. papers to understand exactly what GCSEs as a filter? Goldsmith has just
says. “She talked about us doing this “If the parent’s wish or necessity is they want from you. Otherwise you come out of a session with the House
because we don’t get enough nines that the boy should carry off these can just shoot in the wrong direction, of Lords education select committee
[the highest GCSE grade], which is prizes at all hazards,” Badley wrote, even though you know what you are on this issue. He was asked what his
such a misunderstanding. It just shows “I would rather not have him.” talking about and are still right. It’s single change would be if he could
how GCSEs are so ingrained in our Given how many of Badley’s visions really frustrating.” wave a magic wand. One would be
psyche, how hard it is to see beyond were ultimately adopted by the Sienna and Sophie say that GCSEs that universities only selected
them to a change. And that worries mainstream, will this one also prove aren’t strong at developing skills candidates after A-level results,
me because she is an influential figure, true? In the spirit of Badley, Bedales needed by employers — which are making GCSEs irrelevant.
and yet change is necessary. She has moved in 2006 to swap half of GCSEs more digital, research-based and “In some ways our university system
fundamentally got it wrong.” with “Bedales Assessed Courses” collaborative. Wulfie and Lolo agree is the tail that wags the educational
So why are they doing it? And what (BACs), their own creation. These are — in music, Wulfie is presenting as dog,” he says. “But another thing I
would Birbalsingh see if she arrived at assessed partly by “coursework” that part of his grade his analysis of the would wish is for it to cap the number
this rural idyll? The first thing to note used to be part of GCSEs but was work of Van Halen in a PowerPoint, of hours that students are allowed to
is that Bedales is not what I expected. ultimately scrapped as being too open including his own illustration of key be assessed for. Even just for their
Over the years it has been cast as the to abuse by pushy parents. However, motifs on the guitar. mental health, but also for us just to
“quirky” school where Lily Allen or pupils are also assessed by exams, If they could devise a school system, take stock of what we’re putting on
Daniel Day-Lewis were typical alumni; vivas, project work and teamwork. The what would it be? Wulfie says that for 16-year-olds.”
children of arty types who weren’t too
fussed about grades. But it takes its
It’s not resulting grades are given on a 1-9
scale, the same as GCSEs, and
most of human evolution 15-year-olds
would not be sitting most of the days
Our system, he says, is closer than
ever to the east Asian model of brutal
difference seriously. about moderated by external examiners at a desk, but exploring, whether and endless testing — “That’s the
On Goldsmith’s wall is a photo of (albeit paid for by the school). intellectually or literally. “It’s just a pathway we are going down, and we
the Bedales founder, John Badley, gaming it, We speak with students in the hard time to have exams,” Wulfie says. need to turn back.”
similar in appearance to Goldsmith, in
his beard and waistcoat. Badley made it’s about school’s library, boned in wood like the
hull of a ship and one of the finest
“If you think really a long way outside
the box, you could just get rid of
One English teacher tells me that
there was a surge of applications for
Bedales a thoughtfully radical
institution; inspired by his suffragette
giving our Arts and Crafts buildings in the
country. Sienna, a 16-year-old Year 12
exams at 16 and have a more in-depth
systematic process with coursework,
staff posts at Bedales when they began
BACs nearly 20 years ago. “They come
wife it became, in 1898, the first
co-educational boarding school, ahead
students a at the school, did five GCSEs and four
BACs, and wishes the school could
then exams at 18. But that’s very
different to what we have now.”
because they want to create a utopia,”
he says. “Of course, you always fail to
of many other boarding schools by a
century. There was hard exercise in
better have discarded the GCSEs in time for
her. “With GCSEs it’s based on
When I sit in on a BACs history
lesson it seems similar to a GCSE
create a utopia, by definition.”
Is this place an English utopia?
place of corporal punishment; wide education learning the mark scheme,” she says. equivalent, except that the teacher’s Answers marked however you like.
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life
Ask Professor Tanya Byron
I suffer from health anxiety and always think Good
it’s cancer — how can I rationalise my fears? As he aims for the
Strictly glitter ball,
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I’m worried that I understand that being a nurse and reflect reality and so we mustn’t
Les Dennis tells
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suffer from health working in a clinical setting makes this believe everything we think.
anxiety. It’s starting condition even more challenging. However, as well as exploring all
to dawn on me that How we think affects how we feel Googling resources available to manage and
Michael Odell why
my reaction to all and how we behave. What drives our
symptoms overcome your health anxiety, that
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ailments is to thoughts are our beliefs, which for you are menopausal is extremely
catastrophise and think it must be someone with health anxiety can be will only important. It is well established that in you shouldn’t
cancer or something serious. described as false and distorted: the perimenopause and menopause,
I never used to be like this, but now
I’m middle-aged and menopausal
belief that we can know the status of
our health with absolute certainty (we
make your anxiety can feel extreme and we
overthink as well as developing sleep
underestimate the
fear worse older contestants
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there always seems to be something. can’t), that all symptoms and problems, low mood, fatigue, short-
Feeling excessively tired, or waiting sensations indicate serious illness term memory loss, mood swings and
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for test results of a mammogram, or (they don’t) and will always have a decision-making difficulties. ne day, when Les
any symptom that could have specific cause that can be determined In perimenopause and menopause, Dennis was a
multiple benign explanations, all (not true). falling levels of oestrogen changes 13-year-old boy
o
take on loaded significance. I can’t The hyperfocus on perceived brain function. Studies have shown growing up in
stop thinking about them or googling “symptoms” exaggerates those that oestrogen is linked to serotonin Liverpool, he
my symptoms and wanting symptoms (studies show that if we (the “happy hormone”) and cortisol walked in on his
reassurance from the GP that never focus on a pain, the pain experience (the stress hormone) in the brain. As mum and dad
seems to be enough. will be worsened). The symptoms of you rightly point out, other issues can having sex. He’d
ri
I think it’s partly the responsibility anxiety — shortness of breath, also impact because the timing of come down before bedtime to get a
of parenthood and my job — I’m a stomach upset, racing heartbeat — menopause may coincide with other note for school the next day and there
practice nurse, so I witness all sorts can be misinterpreted as further “time of life” stresses such as they were on the sofa, going at it. For
of medical problems. And my parents evidence of physical disease. relationship issues, care of children or some kids this might just be an
and friends are all older now and The treatment for health anxiety is concerns about ageing parents. embarrassing “get a room” moment
es
some have had genuine health scares. exposure and response prevention: a During the menopause transition but Dennis was traumatised.
How do I rationalise my fears and process where you confront your fears there are a variety of ways to manage “They used to row and not speak for
get peace of mind back that a serious about your health (exposure) and do these well-established mood days, which meant I was the go-
illness should be the last concern, not do the compulsions (response challenges and other symptoms. between,” he says. “Then suddenly it
not the first? prevention) while using anxiety Evidence indicates that hormone would be OK — because they’d have
Camilla
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management techniques that will replacement therapy (HRT) is better what we call ‘make-up sex’. But that
enable you to approach and remain in at improving mood and anxiety than was news to me.”
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What you struggle the presence of your fear. If you would like antidepressants, and for some both Even now, aged 69, he fears that it
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with has many names At the same time, you will mindfully Professor Tanya approaches are helpful. Counselling has made him a bit of a prude. It
— health anxiety, choose not to engage in compulsions Byron’s help, email and CBT help many to break the meant he was “uncomfortable” when
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hypochondriasis, and instead manage the acute anxiety proftanyabyron vicious cycle of hot flushes and his second wife, Amanda Holden,
illness anxiety in a healthy way. This disconnects the @thetimes.co.uk anxiety and also, as described earlier, stripped off for soft-porn magazines
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disorder or somatic anxiety and the obsessive intrusive is evidence based for the treatment of like FHM and Loaded. He doesn’t
symptom disorder — all describing thoughts and so, in time, these health anxiety. even like walking hand-in-hand with
a person who is chronically anxious thoughts become tolerable and As well as reviewing your his third wife, Claire Nicholson, a
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about their health. Health anxiety can irrelevant, requiring no response. menopause management with your life coach.
be tiring and stressful, and it is clear Cognitive behavioural therapy GP, other practical techniques can “Seeing what I saw and how it
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that while you recognise it is not (CBT) addresses the aforementioned help. To begin with take good care of affected me is something I have to
rational you can feel powerless to underlying dysfunctional beliefs, yourself — get enough sleep and watch,” he says. “Claire gets frustrated
manage it. enabling the ability to accept exercise, eat a healthy diet, limiting walking down the street because I’ll
”/
Your self-diagnosis is correct. uncertainty about the meaning of sugar and processed foods. Learn and drop her hand and she’ll say, ‘Oh no
You mention some of the core random body sensations (ie developing practise relaxation, breathing, you don’t.’ Or, if she asks me to dance,
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features of health anxiety: constant distress tolerance). meditation and mindfulness I won’t. I’ll just say, ‘I’m doing a bit of
health-related intrusive thoughts, If I was working with you we would techniques (liverpoolft.nhs.uk). dad dancing.’ ”
catastrophisation, anticipatory anxiety, trigger your obsessive thoughts To address the intrusive All of which rather raises the
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excessive information searching, (for example by getting you to thoughts you could try a question: how is Dennis going to cope
reassurance seeking. body scan and notice a bodily CBT technique where you with all the intimate thrusting, lifting
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Other symptoms include excessive sensation) and use breathing write a list of the anxieties and clutching that awaits him as a
body checking or scanning and and mindfulness techniques that you have about your contestant on Strictly Come Dancing?
avoidance of activities, people or to manage the resultant health, and next to each “I am genuinely hoping that
se
places that become associated with
being ill. This can be a debilitating
es
condition, more so for you, a nurse.
Health anxiety shares features of
obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
anxiety that will arise from
resisting your compulsions
(for example the compulsion
to seek reassurance or start
online searching for
write down how a non-
anxious friend might
interpret the situation.
To find a way to
settle your anxiety use
learning intimacy with a stranger will
mean I will gain the confidence to
dance with my wife,” he says. “My pro
says I’ve really got to embrace that
goal. She says I’ve got to stop saying
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— experiencing a body sensation
triggering obsessive intrusive thoughts
h
relating to serious illness, causing
acute anxiety, followed by compulsive
behaviours (such as compulsive online
possible conditions).
You would learn that
being aware of bodily
sensations is not aversive
and, instead, if those
a grounding technique
such as the 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
method, to focus
attention on: 5 things
you can see; 4 things
‘when I’m voted off in week two’
because she reckons I’ll manifest that
and it will happen. So what I’m
manifesting instead is ‘when we get to
Blackpool’ [where the show
/re
searches) aimed at reducing that
anxiety by trying to obtain certainty
related to the health fear.
However, the perverse aspect of
this condition is that the compulsive
sensations trigger any
anxiety and related
intrusive thoughts,
you can note them as
they appear and ignore
you can hear;
3 things you can feel;
2 things you can smell
or taste; and 1 thing
that makes you feel
traditionally decamps for a week
during the latter stages] and ‘when we
win’. I really don’t want people to say,
‘Oh Les was funny this week, let’s keep
him in.’ I want them to vote for me
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behaviours actually fuel your obsessive
thinking — health anxiety is a
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self-feeding monster.
Googling your perceived symptoms
and reassurance seeking (from the GP)
them, distract yourself
from them, and breathe
your way through
the anxiety until they
disappear.
grateful. Alongside this,
practise taking long, slow,
deep breaths. You can also
speak to your GP or self-refer
for talking therapy at nhs.uk.
because I’m getting better at dancing.
Good dancing is sexy and who doesn’t
want to be good at that?”
A comedian, impressionist, singer
and actor, Les Dennis has already
m
do nothing more than reinforce a
belief that something is wrong and
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endless online searches for symptoms
maintain the cycle of OCD by offering
multiple possibilities, all terrifying,
Accepting the
presence of unwanted
thoughts does not mean
accepting the truth of
the content of those
Finally, there are self-help
guides (web.ntw.nhs.uk) and
I also recommend the excellent
book Overcoming Health Anxiety
2nd Edition by Dr Rob Willson
enjoyed an extraordinary career
intersecting with everything from
post-war music hall to reality TV. He
was only 20 when Arthur Askey, the
wartime comedian, gave him a “ten”
ci
thus maintaining a catastrophic belief
that you are probably very ill. I can
thoughts. Remember,
some thoughts do not
and Professor David Veale. I wish
you well.
and he won the TV talent show New
Faces. Bob Monkhouse, the Seventies
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I
t’s now 30 years since Stephen Londoners are into drill music and
Lawrence was murdered by a in gangs but there are plenty of
gang of racist white youths at good kids out there. He has a good
a bus stop in Eltham, south heart and good values. And I truly
London. His younger brother believe that if you want to succeed
Stuart, 16 at the time, tries not to in life, everything you need is in
dwell on it; he just gets on with you. I don’t say to him, ‘You’ve got
his life. He is married with a 12- to be twice as good as the white
year-old son. He was a teacher for 15 kids’ because that perpetuates a
years and is now an author and public sense of inferiority or impostor
speaker. And yet sometimes even the syndrome. What I tell him is: it’s
littlest things will take him back. down to you. Hard work always
As he puts it, “1993 was a pre-digital beats talent if talent doesn’t work
world. These days every street, Left: Stuart Lawrence. hard. But also: are you likeable and
including Well Hall Road where it Above: Stephen trustworthy and do people want to be
happened, has CCTV. London buses Lawrence around you?”
too — front and back. And most Lawrence taught graphic design at a
people carry a smartphone as well so, south London school for 15 years. It
yeah, sometimes I catch myself had a diverse intake and he witnessed
thinking if an attack like that countless little moments where
happened today it would all be picked teachers got things wrong. Sometimes,
up. After all, smartphone cameras though, just the smallest bit of
picked up the murder of George Floyd. humanity could make things right.
So could it have made a difference?” “My mantra was: kids might forget
More important than cameras, he what you teach them but they never
says, are “people with the courage to forget how you treat them.”
do the right thing”. Lawrence praises Perhaps there’s a similarity with the
the ex-girlfriend of Thomas Cashman police. How they treat people has
— the Liverpool drug dealer who shot become a huge issue. Earlier this year
dead nine-year-old Olivia Pratt-Korbel Stuart’s father Neville told reporters
in 2022 — for giving evidence against he still would never call the police if
him, despite receiving death threats. he was in trouble (he was reacting to
“The witness was so brave. She spoke the extraordinary case in 2020 of two
up not where it’s easy, like on social we are lucky Stephen is remembered playground he heard mention of the Metropolitan Police officers taking
media, but in front of a jury. Without and that some families are not so six names from a local racist gang. photos of black female murder victims
that, what might have happened? But lucky. I’m not sure anniversaries When he got home that afternoon the at a crime scene they were supposed
in Stephen’s case all these things are change much on their own — but he How could same names had been anonymously to be guarding and tagging them “dead
‘what ifs’. And if there’s one thing I’ve
learnt it’s that I can’t afford to live in a
knows we have to try and improve
things for the next generation.” one of the posted through the Lawrences’
letterbox, left on a note under the
birds”). Would Stuart Lawrence call
the police? This dilemma became very
world of ‘what ifs’.”
Lawrence, now 46, shared a
Lawrence is warm and easy-going.
We chat about his beloved Arsenal
names I windscreen of a police car and
reported by several callers to a police
real for him in November 2021. His
home was burgled. Did he hesitate to
bedroom with the brother he called
his “superhero”. After the murder the
and the threshold of rudeness at which
a parent can confiscate a PlayStation
got told hotline. It took 19 years to convict two
of the suspects. Anniversaries of the
dial 999?
“Of course not. It’s not like you have
bungled police investigation made it
one of the most notorious crimes of
from a child. I could be chatting with
a friendly face in a pub. But events 30
after my murder and his brother’s birthday are
still tough and the public naming of
a choice. There isn’t a number for the
‘culturally appropriate police’ so I just
the past 30 years. Only a change in the years ago mean he doesn’t always get brother the sixth suspect (Matthew White) in rang and said, ‘We desperately need
law regarding “double jeopardy” (so to be a regular bloke. June this year took its toll too. you.’ And they were lovely. They made
that suspects can be tried twice for the “At school I didn’t even know what died “One hundred per cent that was one us feel very safe. I know the Met are
same crime if new evidence comes to
light), and the determination of the
racism was,” he says. “There were two
black pupils, one Chinese, one Indian only be of those times when I felt bitter. How
could one of the names I got in the
on the naughty step for a lot of
reasons at the moment but I have no
Lawrence family, led to the conviction
of two men for the crime in 2012.
and one dual heritage. The only way
you were judged was: ‘Are you good at confirmed playground the morning after my
brother died only be confirmed 30
complaints. They did their job.”
His brother would have been 49 this
Lawrence is talking to me via Zoom
from his home in south London. He’s
football or not?’ I was a happy kid
who thought I’d get a regular job,
30 years years later? How? But you know what?
No one wants to be around bitter
month. And perhaps, as Stuart
Lawrence suggests, the big memorial
been coaching his son Theo at
football. The fate of Stephen is another
lead a happy but, to be honest, an
unremarkable life.”
later? people so I don’t allow myself that
feeling for more than a moment. And
occasions will not continue for ever.
But it’s not so easy for him. Teaching
thing he is trying to teach him about. All that changed at around 11pm on that’s something I teach my son. You young Theo about growing up black in
The 30th anniversary of his brother’s that April night in 1993, when Stuart can only let anger last a moment Britain is only just beginning.
death was especially hard. Theo didn’t answered the door to a concerned Growing Up Black in because then you lose the ability to “It hurts me explaining to Theo why
want to go to the memorial service neighbour, who reported that his older Britain by Stuart communicate. I have to reflect on the our family is so small,” he says.
attended by the Labour leader Keir brother Stephen had been in a fight at Lawrence & Ashley person I want my son to be in the “Stephen would have been an amazing
Starmer, the head of the Metropolitan a local bus stop. His mother Doreen Hickson-Lovence future and I have to set that example. uncle and my son would have had
Police Mark Rowley, and the London and father Neville went to investigate (Scholastic £10.99). To That makes me pull myself together.” cousins. But like I said, wishing it was
mayor Sadiq Khan. while he looked after his younger order a copy go to Lawrence has taught himself quite different is another ‘what if’. I truly
“Like any child, he was a bit ‘do I sister Georgina. When his parents got timesbookshop.co.uk or striking mental resilience. And, despite believe that it is my job to ask myself
have to go?’ I didn’t want to go into the home, the scene was terrible. His call 020 3176 2935. Free being diagnosed as dyslexic in 2021, daily, what are you going to do to
gruesome details of the fateful night grief-stricken mother was put under UK standard P&P on he’s channelled it into a book called improve the world? There are still far
with him but he now knows his uncle sedation and the house filled with online orders over £25. Growing Up Black in Britain: Stories more good people than bad out there.
died and is beginning to understand people and noise. Yet, incredibly, the Special discount of Courage, Success and Hope, in And I believe embracing all our
that it has come to mean something next morning Stuart Lawrence still got available for Times+ which he writes interestingly on the nuances and differences is still what
nationally. He knows that as a family dressed and went to school. In the members. question of identity and speaks to makes this a great country.”
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artsfirst night
classical pop
BBC Singers/Phillips Shania Twain
St Paul’s, Knightsbridge, SW1 OVO Hydro, Glasgow
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n a newspaper article last week oy, has TikTok turned on
castigating the BBC for allegedly Shania Twain. The Stateside
“dumbing down” the Proms, Lord leg of the country superstar’s
Frost — the architect of Brexit first tour for five years
who is apparently now a classical recently set the video app
music expert — grumbled that this alight for all the wrong reasons. Many
summer’s Proms had not done much claimed that gig-goers had left below-
to celebrate William Byrd, the great par shows in droves. The 58-year-old’s
English composer who died 400 years skimpy outfits were criticised. She was
ago. Well, here was the BBC’s accused of lip-syncing, singing out of
professional choir doing a whole tune and looking awkward.
concert of Byrd, Thomas Weelkes and At Twain’s opening UK date, the first
William Cornysh, the three of three nights in Glasgow, fans in
Renaissance composers with notable flashing cowboy hats and glittery
anniversaries this year. I hope his attire had come to party regardless.
lordship was among those queueing When Twain was shown on screen
round the block to get in. starting the concert from among the
It would be a shame if he missed it, audience, the screams went up a gear.
because the BBC, in its unfathomable Hannah Sinclair Robinson as Grete and Felipe Pacheco as Gregor Samsa in Kafka’s Metamorphosis When she appeared on stage in a
wisdom, has apparently decided not to mid-length auburn wig and a tiny
A Frantic reinvention
broadcast the event in its entirety but denim dress that was basically a jacket,
instead to spread the separate items she looked gorgeous.
over a succession of Radio 3 afternoon Yes, her moves were a tad stilted to
concerts at some unspecified time in begin with. She sang her 1990s hit
the future. I hope that’s just a random Don’t Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)
piece of corporate idiocy and not some as though on autopilot. There was a
I
devious way of undermining the BBC Lemn Sissay n this physically ingenious, Certain scholars, lunging for terrible attempt to tap-dance. On
Singers again. nightmarish adaptation of originality, have claimed the work’s occasion her mouth moved very little
Either way, those items deserve a and Frantic Kafka’s Metamorphosis, Gregor really about Grete; here Sissay’s script despite her vocals belting out.
second hearing. The BBC Singers are Assembly set Samsa does not wake up as an introduces a more contentious twist as Twain climbed aboard a stallion-
not a specialist early-music choir, and insect. We watch, instead, as he romantic tensions develop between shaped motorbike for I’m Gonna Getcha
perhaps the men are a little fruity in
Kafka’s story slowly becomes one, Grete and Gregor that contribute to Good! and sang lying horizontal, her
timbre for ideal clarity in these amid a cost of dehumanised by the demands of his expulsion from the family. Though denim boots up on the handlebars.
polyphonic masterpieces — especially living crisis, his job as a salesman. On a set as the production develops we realise Tacky, but the audience adored it.
those of Cornysh, who was never where the walls tilt inwards with that Gregor is adopted (Grete is not), a The Canadian certainly can still sing
content to compose one or two notes says Rachel menace, the production’s first visual factor that may remove the taboo but — some fun a cappella intros proved it
to a syllable when he could spin out 10 Halliburton coup is to make Gregor appear from here tragically underpins the family’s — but she has admitted that the open
or 20. But under the expert guidance nowhere: one moment we see an determination to reject him. throat surgery she underwent in 2018
of Peter Phillips, who is a Renaissance empty bed, the next he’s materialised The Brazilian-British actor Felipe after contracting Lyme disease has
specialist, these ancient canticles and there as if from the shadows. Pacheco is a wiry presence as Gregor; made her much raspier. To be fair, she
motets were ideally paced and
delivered with excellent intonation.
theatre The theatre company Frantic
Assembly has been rewriting the
wisely he’s never forced to go full
exoskeleton, but through body
sounded superb on a rocky Come on
Over and a haunting You’re Still the
The choice was canny. Byrd in Metamorphosis rulebook for almost three decades language alone he demonstrates how One, for which she sat on a stool and
pessimistic, persecuted-Catholic mode Plymouth Theatre Royal now; its rigorous physical exploration stress strips him of his humanity. At played acoustic guitar.
(Ne Irascaris Domine and the stunning {{{(( of emotion combined with edgy one point he’s dangling from the By half an hour in it was impossible
Tribulationes civitatum) was balanced pulsing soundtracks has won an ceiling, at another he’s huddled on a not to have fallen in love with Twain.
by his irresistibly joyous Laudibus in ardent following. Here the company swinging light suspended by a cord, as Her infectiously excitable chat, her
Sanctis; and unfamiliar (though has collaborated with the poet Lemn Simisola Majekodunmi’s eery lighting constant shoehorning of Glasgow into
contrapuntally astounding) Sissay to rewrite Kafka’s meticulously design makes his shadow on the wall her songs (even the saloon bar on
Magnificats by Cornysh and Taverner observed fable of alienation so that it flutter like a trapped moth. screen behind her was named after the
were offset by two of Weelkes’s most becomes a stark reflection of our cost Yet despite a whole butterfly house city) and a hoedown during which a
popular hits: Hosanna to the Son of of living crisis, a portrait of a man of striking elements in Scott Graham’s horse on screen jumped over her head
David and Gloria in excelsis Deo. hollowed out by overwork and debt. production they don’t always come were moments to remember.
My one disappointment? Not once While Tory politicians may not be together. At times Sissay’s script erupts “I’m having the friggin’ time of my
did the choir sing a true pianissimo or lining up to see this, the production into poetic brilliance but at other life,” Twain exclaimed. Glasgow was
fortissimo. Oscar Wilde’s quip — balances beauty with grit. At one point points it’s too fragmented and abstract. too. And that was before Twain
“moderation in all things, including Gregor appears to be quite literally Besides Pacheco, Jon Bausor’s set is changed into a leopard-skin outfit for
moderation” — holds good for vomiting up the fabric he has to sell. the star, animated by Ian William an encore of her two biggest hits. That
performing Tudor and Jacobean At another point — when we’re Galloway’s video design. Ultimately, Don’t Impress Me Much and Man! I Feel
anthems too. They have deep passions bracing ourselves to see the insect however, this is more interesting Like a Woman! were monsters that had
that need to be fully vented, not emerge from his bed — the cover pulls specimen than diverting new species. the whole of Hydro howling.
politely underplayed. back to reveal his sister Grete Touring to March 2, 2024, Lisa Verrico
Richard Morrison (Hannah Sinclair Robinson) instead. franticassembly.co.uk Touring to Sep 28, shaniatwain.com
I
t’s a gutsy move, booking in for a swimming for the first time or risk . . . don’t notice how much of a life and
comedy four-week West End run when well, risk dying. Don’t expect him to death story is nestled in these funny
your only previous London shows get straight to the point, though. lines and slyly collusive grins.
Mike Birbiglia have been fleeting visits and a Where would be the fun, where would Performing on a set by Beowulf
Wyndham’s Theatre, WC2 Soho run more than a decade ago. be the resonance, in that? Boritt, dominated by a giant digital
{{{{( Yet there is a reason why The Old Birbiglia is entirely comfortable on backdrop rendered in swimming-pool
Man & the Pool, the latest monologue stage, even as he advertises his beta- blue, he controls his tone with
from the New York-based comic male vulnerabilities — “I don’t have a deceptive ease throughout the 75
storyteller Mike Birbiglia, made it to swimmer’s body; I have a drowner’s minutes. A performer as controlled as
Broadway last year. This quiet master body.” It feels casual, as he goes from this could risk being too clean, too
of his craft combines big themes his disastrous pulmonary function test clever. Not only do he and his director
with intimate details garlanded with to tales of fatherhood and his mildewy Seth Barrish quietly keep the
good jokes. Brooklyn apartment and family emotional stakes high, though, they
This makes him the easiest of Christmases and beyond. also deftly scuff things up with
company, however heavy his themes. Before you know it, though, he is Birbiglia’s interactions with the crowd.
Oh, it may take a short while to tune segueing from the awkwardness of So don’t let the affability fool you.
into him as he veers from talk of adult swimming lessons to a type 2 Telling this story of decay, love,
present-day heart worries to diabetes diagnosis back to a cancer persistence and the circle of life, Mike
memories of childhood sporting diagnosis when he was 21. Amid the Birbiglia is a true star.
failures. Birbiglia, 45, has a story to tell evocative digressions about pizza and Dominic Maxwell
of why he needed to take up Mike Birbiglia, a master of his craft family and sleepwalking, you almost To October 7, mikeonwestend.com
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he demons got the better Stephen Fry said that he was moved Salford. There’s nowhere to hide with
of him, but he left us with by the man’s legendary generosity a straight read like this, with only a
so many angels.” This — when he was fundraising for an few set changes. It’s all in the voice.
lovely tribute to the very Aids charity, Michael offered to give I once interviewed the late Hines
lovely George Michael the UK royalties from his greatest-hits at his house in Yorkshire, incidentally.
came from the art historian Andrew album but wanted it kept secret. “I He said that his mother, who worked
Graham-Dixon, who might not cried. I was simply amazed,” Fry said, as a maid in a grand house, had never
seem an obvious talking head in adding that Michael was “a sweet, read any of his books because “she
a film dedicated to a pop megastar vulnerable, hurting man for most of might have seen some swearing, see”.
but turned out to be one of the his life”, but still had a giant strength. “I can see how her mind would work,”
most eloquent contributors in Indeed, when the love of his life, Hines said. “ ‘Ooh, our Barry swears.’ ”
George Michael: Portrait of an Anselmo Feleppa, was dying from Aids George Michael at the Freddie Mercury tribute concert in 1992 He was very good company.
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6.00am James Max. An initial insight into the 7.00pm Great Coastal Railway Journeys. 6.00am Private Elvis 7.30 FILM: Thunder in 11.00am Went the Day Well? (PG, 1942) 8.55am Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 9.15 A Place in 10.00 Ballers: Ball or Nothing. New series
day’s top stories 6.30 The Julia Hartley-Brewer Michael Portillo continues his south Wales the City (PG, 1937) Crime comedy starring Second World War drama starring Leslie Banks the Sun 10.05 A New Life in the Sun 11.05 11.00 Shinty: Camanachd Cup Highlights
Breakfast Show. All the stories you need to coastal railway journey in Barry Island (AD) Edward G Robinson (b/w) 9.10 FILM: The (b/w) 12.50pm The Yellow Balloon (PG, Find It, Fix It, Flog It 1.10pm Heir Hunters 2.10 2023 11.30-12.00 Limmy’s Show (r)
know to start your day 9.30 Mike and Kev. Mike 7.30 Climbing Great Buildings. Scaling the Riverside Murder (PG, 1935) Crime drama 1953) Crime drama starring Andrew Ray (b/w) Four in a Bed 4.50 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or
Graham and Kevin O’Sullivan give their unique Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol (AD) starring Basil Sydney (b/w) 10.25 FILM: 2.30 True Grit (PG, 1969) Western starring List It (AD) 5.50 The Secret Life of the Zoo (AD) BBC Alba
take on the front pages and the latest news 8.00 Art on the BBC: The Great Salvador Dali. The Outlaw (PG, 1943) Western starring John Wayne (AD) 5.05 The Red Pony (U, 6.55 The Dog House (AD) 6.00am Alba Today 5.00pm Treubh an
10.00 The Independent Republic of Mike The art historian David Dibosa explores the BBC Jane Russell (b/w) 12.40pm FILM: Brighton 1949) Drama starring Robert Mitchum 7.55 Grand Designs. Kevin McCloud follows a Tuathanais (Big Barn Farm) (r) 5.10 Su Pic
Graham. The host looks through the morning archives to create a history of Salvador Dali Rock (PG, 1948) Thriller starring Richard 6.55 The Day the Earth Stood Still (12, project near Newbury to construct a modern (Peek Zoo) (r) 5.20 AH-AH/No-No (r) 5.30 Na
newspapers 1.00pm Ian Collins. Hard-hitting 9.00 Maggi Hambling: Making Love with Attenborough (b/w) 2.30 Crown Court 3.00 The 2008) An alien is sent to Earth on a mission to farmhouse that combines an open-plan party Clangers 5.40 Rita is Crogall (r) 5.45 Meaban
monologues and debates 3.00 Kevin O’Sullivan. the Paint. The painter and sculptor Maggi Saint (b/w) 4.00 FILM: My Man Godfrey (U, decide if the human race should be wiped out or pad with functional spaces below (9/12) (AD) is Moo (r) 5.55 Stòiridh (r) 6.00 Port Pàipeir
The host tackles the big stories of the day 5.00 Hambling talks about her career (AD) 1936) Comedy starring Carole Lombard (b/w) allowed to continue existing. Sci-fi remake with 9.00 The UK’s National Parks with Caroline (r) 6.10 Damhan & Durrag/Pipas & Douglas (r)
Vanessa Feltz. Interviews, and viewers’ thoughts 10.00 Barbara Castle Remembered by Michael 5.50 Look at Life. A look at dumped cars Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly (AD) Quentin. New series. A guide to the landscapes 6.15 A’ Chuil (r) 6.20 Bogaisean is Gumbalan/
on what has got the nation talking Cockerell. The acclaimed political profiler shares 6.00 The Footage Detectives. Air travel 9.00 Conan the Barbarian (15, 2011) A and activities within the UK’s National Parks. Bottersnikes and Gumbles 6.35 Geamaichean
7.00 Jeremy Kyle Live. The straight-talking his memories of his 1995 encounter with 7.00 FILM: Walk East On Beacon! (U, warrior seeks revenge on the warlord who killed Here, Caroline visits Kinder Scout in the Peak Gorach (r) 6.40 Na Dana-thursan aig Tintin/
host takes on the issues that really matter the Labour MP. See Viewing Guide 1952) Spy thriller with George Murphy (b/w) his father, and tries to stop him magically District and the Ramsey Sound (1/4) (AD) The Adventures of Tintin (r) 7.00 Na
8.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored. The host 10.10 The Red Queen: A Film Portrait of 8.55 Cinebox Memories. Mr Acker Bilk performs making himself all-powerful. Fantasy adventure 10.00 999: What’s Your Emergency? Paramedics Drobhairean (Scottish History) (r) 7.30
presents his verdict on the day’s global events Barbara Castle. A profile. See Viewing Guide 9.00 The Gold Robbers. Hunting a marksman with Jason Momoa and Stephen Lang (AD) treat people with mental health problems, SpeakGaelic 8.00 An Là (News) 8.30 An
9.00 The Talk. A panel of famous faces debate 11.05 Bridget Riley: Painting the Line. 10.05 FILM: Mademoiselle (15, 1966) 11.15 Salt (12, 2010) A CIA agent goes on the helping a father with suicidal thoughts (AD) Clò Mòr (r) 9.00 Trusadh (Compelling Stories)
the hot topics everybody’s talking about Documentary profile of the artist Drama starring Jeanne Moreau (b/w) run after she is accused of being a sleeper 11.05 24 Hours in A&E. An 84-year-old woman (r) 10.00 Bannan (The Ties That Bind) (r)
10.00 First Edition. An energetic 12.05am Faith Ringgold: Tell It Like It Is — 12.10am FILM: Afraid of the Dark (15, assassin sent to murder the Russian president. is referred to St George’s for urgent treatment 10.30 Mu Chriochan Hoil (r) 11.30 Mach à
look at tomorrow’s newspapers Imagine. The artist and author 1.15 Great 1991) Psychological thriller starring James Fox Action thriller starring Angelina Jolie (AD) for dangerously high potassium levels (AD) Seo! (r) 12.00-6.00am Alba Today
11.00 Piers Morgan Uncensored Coastal Railway Journeys (AD) 1.45 Climbing 1.55 FILM: A Song for Europe (PG, TVM, 1.15am-3.10 Chained for Life (15, 2018) An 12.10am The UK’s National Parks with Caroline
12.00 Petrie Hosken 1.00am Jeremy Kyle Live Great Buildings (AD) 2.15 The Red Queen: A 1985) Drama starring David Suchet 4.00 actress struggles to connect with her disfigured Quentin. At Kinder Scout in the Peak District S4C
2.00 Kevin O’Sullivan 3.00 Piers Morgan Film Portrait of Barbara Castle (SL) 3.05-4.00 FILM: A Doll’s House (PG, 1973) Drama co-star on the set of a film. Comedy drama (AD) 1.15 999: On the Front Line 2.15 24 Hours 6.00am Cyw: Blociau Rhif (r) 6.05 Jen a Jim
Uncensored 4.00 The Talk 5.00 James Max Art on the BBC: The Great Salvador Dali (SL) starring Claire Bloom 5.50 Pieces of Silver starring Jess Weixler and Adam Pearson in A&E (AD) 3.20-3.50 A Place in the Sun a’r Cywiadur (r) 6.20 Octonots (r) 6.35
Shwshaswyn (r) 6.45 Sigldigwt (r) 7.00 Timpo
(r) 7.10 Tomos a’i Ffrindiau 7.20 Misho (r)
7.30 Crawc a’i Ffrindiau 7.45 Byd Tad-Cu 8.00
ITV2 ITV3 ITV4 Drama Yesterday Sali Mali (r) 8.05 Digbi Draig (r) 8.20 Dathlu
’Da Dona (r) 8.35 Twt (r) 8.45 Asra (r) 9.00
6.00am CITV 9.00 One Tree Hill 10.00 6.00am Classic Emmerdale 7.35 Classic 6.00am Minder (AD, SL) 7.00 The Professionals 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 All Creatures Great 6.10am Sounds of the Seventies 7.15 Warbird Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd (r) 9.10 Cymylaubychain
Dawson’s Creek 11.00 Love Bites (AD, SL) Coronation Street (AD) 8.05 On the Buses 9.15 (AD, SL) 8.05 The Saint 9.15 The Adventures of and Small 8.00 Doctors 9.20 Classic Holby City Workshop 8.00 Abandoned Engineering (AD) (r) 9.20 Ein Byd Bach Ni (r) 9.30 Patrôl
12.00 Dinner Date (AD) 1.00pm Family Where the Heart Is (AD) 11.35 Heartbeat (AD) Sherlock Holmes (AD) 10.25 Magnum, PI 11.25 10.40 Casualty 11.45 The Bill 12.50pm Classic 10.00 Secret Nazi Bases 11.00 Narrow Escapes Pawennau (r) 9.45 Deian a Loli (r) 10.00
Fortunes 2.00 Chuck 3.05 One Tree Hill 4.00 1.40pm Classic Emmerdale 2.45 Classic The Motorbike Show 12.30pm The Saint 1.35 EastEnders 2.05 Pie in the Sky 3.05 Lovejoy of World War II (AD) 12.00 Great Continental Blociau Rhif (r) 10.05 Jen a Jim a’r Cywiadur
Dawson’s Creek 5.00 Dinner Date (AD) Coronation Street (AD) 3.55 Endeavour (AD) The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (AD) 2.45 4.10 All Creatures Great and Small 5.25 The Railway Journeys 1.00pm Antiques Roadshow (r) 10.20 Octonots (r) 10.35 Shwshaswyn (r)
6.00 Celebrity Catchphrase (AD) 5.55 Heartbeat. Rosie gets a shock while Magnum, PI 3.50 The Professionals. An Israeli Upper Hand. Part two of two. Caroline’s former 2.00 Bangers & Cash: Restoring Classics (AD) 10.45 Sigldigwt (r) 11.00 Timpo (r) 11.10
7.00 Family Fortunes walking her aunt’s dog (AD) 6.55 Heartbeat. minister is abducted (AD) 4.55 Minder. Arthur’s husband plans to remarry in the south of France 4.00 Narrow Escapes of World War II (AD) 5.00 Tomos a’i Ffrindiau (r) 11.20 Misho (r) 11.30
8.00 Superstore (AD) PC Younger’s career is put on the line (AD) minicab firm is targeted by saboteurs (AD) 6.00 ’Allo ’Allo! Aided by Gruber, René and Secret Nazi Bases. Allied forces stumble across a Crawc a’i Ffrindiau (r) 11.45 Byd Tad-Cu (r)
8.30 Superstore. The closure of a shopping 8.00 Endeavour. The team is faced with a grisly 6.00 The Motorbike Show. Henry Cole rides company dance their way out of the POW camp sprawling complex in the French countryside 12.00 News; Weather 12.05pm Adre (r)
centre brings an influx of new customers (AD) murder on an Oxford towpath while Morse sees an Africa Twin through Oxfordshire 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 6.00 Great British Railway Journeys 12.30 Heno (r) 1.00 Ceffylau Cymru (r) 1.30
9.00 Family Guy. Stewie becomes addicted in the new year at a Venetian opera (1/3) (AD) 7.00 Goodwood Revival Highlights. Seymour decides to dabble in skiing 7.00 Antiques Roadshow. Celebrating the Pen/Campwyr (r) 2.00 News; Weather 2.05
to playing hide-and-seek (AD) 10.00 Professor T. A University of Cambridge Classic cars take to Goodwood Motor Circuit 7.20 Last of the Summer Wine. Compo has an history of film, theatre, music and television Prynhawn Da 3.00 News; Weather 3.05 Eryri:
9.30 American Dad! A friendship with a frog criminologist is persuaded by a former student 8.00 Silverstone Festival. Part one of highlights interesting experience when he loses his ferret 8.00 Hornby: A Model World. The record Pobol y Parc (r) 4.00 Awr Fawr: Anifeiliaid
brings excitement to the Smith household (AD) to help police investigate a serial rapist. from this summer’s Silverstone Festival as the trio make their way to a friend’s funeral producer Pete Waterman is commissioned to Bach y Byd (r) 4.10 Tomos a’i Ffrindiau (r)
10.00 American Dad! Steve goes on a class trip Meanwhile, when he discovers his mother is 9.00 FILM: Mad Max 2 (18, 1981) A drifter 8.00 Miss Marple. An advertisement in a village construct a monster layout (4/10) (AD) 4.20 Ein Byd Bach Ni (r) 4.30 Crawc a’i
to Philadelphia in a bid to fall in love (AD) trying to sell his family home, Jasper makes a roaming a post-apocalyptic wasteland helps newspaper reveals details of a forthcoming 9.00 Scouting for Toys. The toy auctioneers Ffrindiau (r) 4.45 Byd Tad-Cu (r) 5.00 Stwnsh:
10.30 Family Guy (AD) momentous decision. Crime drama starring a community escape gangs of marauders. murder and proves shockingly accurate (AD) prepare a vast collection of Star Wars Byd Rwtsh Dai Potsh (r) 5.10 Seligo (r) 5.15
11.00 Family Guy (AD) Ben Miller and Emma Naomi (1/6) (AD) Adventure sequel starring Mel Gibson (AD) 11.25 Silent Witness. Nikki and the Lyell unit memorabilia for sale (1/10) (AD) Bwystfil (r) 5.25 Dyffryn Mwmin 5.50 News
11.30 American Dad! (AD) 11.05 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. Hastings’ new 11.05 FILM: Death Wish (18, 1974) A are called in to investigate an attack against a 10.00 Bangers & Cash: Restoring Classics. The Ni 6.00 Cymry ar Gynfas (r) 6.30 Rownd a
12.00 Superstore (AD) 1.00am Plebs (AD) interest in photography provides Poirot with family man decides to take the law into his own transgender man. Two further assaults are team restores a 1988 Golf GTI Convertible (AD) Rownd (r) (AD) 6.57 News 7.00 Heno 7.30
1.55 Celebrity Karaoke Club 2.50 Unwind with the clue to solve a mystery involving cyanide, hands after his wife is killed. Vigilante thriller reported, one leaving a potential witness 11.00 Abandoned Engineering (1/12) (AD) News; Weather 8.00 Y Byd ar Bedwar 8.25
ITV 3.00 Teleshopping 5.00 The Epic Tales of failing brakes and mixed-up love lives (AD) starring Charles Bronson and Hope Lange (AD) 1.45am Lovejoy. The dealer makes a shrewd 12.00 Great British Railway Journeys 1.00am Garddio a Mwy 8.55 News; Weather 9.00 Cefn
Captain Underpants (AD) 5.25 Scooby-Doo! 12.10am Where the Heart Is. A double bill of 1.00am Motorsport UK 1.55 Minder (AD, SL) investment 2.50 Classic Holby City. Jac makes Train Truckers. Moving a 100-ton diesel engine Gwlad (AD) 9.35 Ralïo+. The Ceredigion Rally
Mystery Incorporated 5.45 Craig of the Creek the rural drama (AD, SL) 2.30 Teleshopping 2.50 Unwind with ITV 3.00 Teleshopping an enemy of Imelda (SL) 4.00 Teleshopping 2.00 Sounds of the Seventies 3.00 Teleshopping 10.35 Sgorio 11.05-11.35 Y Gem Gyda (r)
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MindGames
General Knowledge Crossword No 199 Codeword No 5009 Train Tracks No 2042
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Lay tracks to
enable the
9 train to travel
from village A
10 to village B.
The numbers
indicate how
many sections
11 12 of track go in
each row and
column. There
are only
13 13 14 15 16 straight
sections and
17 curved
sections. The
18 19 20 21 track cannot
cross itself.
20 22
23 24 25
Quintagram® Challenge
26 Solve all five cryptic clues using each
your mind
Solveunderneath
letter all five cryptic
onceclues
only using with puzzle
each letter underneath once only books from
27 28 1 Hold back noblewoman briefly (3) The Times
Across 27 Traditional alpine dress (6) ---
1 Heat-resistant material banned 28 He, she and they, eg (8) 2 Primate in hole murmuring (5)
from use in construction (8)
5 Pipe smoked by the Down -----
Caterpillar in Alice’s 1 Roderick ---, urbane sleuth 3 Phone spy circling British island
Adventures in Wonderland (6) created by Ngaio Marsh (6) (6)
10 Garden plant with white 2 Tight-fitting woollen garment
bell-shaped flowers (4,2,3,6) covering the head and face (9) ------
11 Largely Mexican peninsula 3 Popular name for the dog Every letter in this crossword-style grid is represented by a number from 1 to 26. 4 Errand boy concealing crime in
where a vast meteorite breed formerly known as Each letter of the alphabet appears in the grid at least once. Use the letters already church residence (9)
impact crater is located (7) an Aberdeen terrier (7) provided to work out the identity of further letters. Enter letters in the main grid
12 Spanish pork sausage (7) 4 1960s writer of the plays Loot and the smaller reference grid until all 26 letters of the alphabet have been
accounted for. Proper nouns are excluded. Saturday’s solution, right
---------
13 Tree fruit that may also be and What the Butler Saw (5) 5 Actor playing a red giant (9)
known as a filbert (8) 6 Art of public speaking (7)
15 Racing or pleasure craft (5) 7 Indian dairy dessert often
Cluelines Stuck on Codeword? To receive 4 random clues call 0901 293 6262 or
text TIMECODE to 64343. Calls cost £1 plus your telephone company’s network ---------
18 Edward ---, real name of flavoured with pistachio (5) access charge. Texts cost £1 plus your standard network charge. For the full solution A A A A A B D D
the pirate Blackbeard (5) 8 Rita ---, star of the 1946 call 0905 757 0142. Calls cost £1 per minute plus your telephone company’s network
20 New York theatre street (8) film noir Gilda (8) access charge. SP: Spoke, 0333 202 3390 (Mon-Fri, 9am-5.30pm). E E E E G G I I
23 Jewellery house famed for its 9 Shakespeare character who L L M M M N N O thetimes.co.uk/
richly adorned Easter eggs (7) declares: “A plague o’ both Lexica No 7051 No 7052 bookshop
O P R R R S T U
25 Keyboard instrument notably your houses” (8)
used in The Nutcracker (7) 14 Argon or xenon, eg (5,3)
L I D A M F I W R O N
26 The ----, Hemingway novella 16 President of Romania Winning Move
about a fishing trip (3,3,3,3,3) deposed in 1989 (9) A S N U
Last week’s solution 17 County town situated
between Stoke-on-Trent White to play.
O D D J O B C U T H B E R T U A N E This position from
I A R A E A A and Birmingham (8) Kesselmeier-
Y A N N M A R T E L M U I R 19 US university based in O T T V Stoisavljevic, World
N E I C E B N Cambridge, Massachusetts (7) Rapid Team
H A W F I N C H T W I G G Y
21 Mammal whose species include A G B Championship,
O S E E A
A M E N R E X S T O U T
the common bottlenose (7) Dusseldorf 2023.
N D A I T R G 22 Brazilian city of more than two M E A
V E R A L Y N N A B E L million people located within This team competition
M U T M P E G W A is a new event that
the Amazon rainforest (6)
C O D W A R H O U S E F L Y featured many of the
S E V E S Z A
24 Douglas ---, remarkable top players in the
F I N Y E R A R B S E
L Y R E E A R L S C O U R T Second World War pilot (5) world. How did White
N K D Y E I G 25 Drink in the title of books by Slide the letters either horizontally or vertically back into the grid to produce a set his opponent
S E A S N A K E L U D L O W Laurie Lee and John Irving (5) completed crossword. Letters are allowed to slide over other letters insoluble problems?
All the digits 1 to 6 must appear in every row and column. In Fill the blank squares so that every row and column contains
each thick-line “block”, the target number in the top left-hand each of the numbers 1 to 5 once only. The symbols between
corner is calculated from the digits in all the cells in the block, the squares indicate whether a number is larger (>) or smaller
using the operation indicated by the symbol. (<) than the number next to it.
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MindGames
times2 Crossword No 9325 Brain Trainer Cell Blocks No 4892
Just follow the instructions from left to right, starting with the number given to reach an answer at the end.
Divide the grid
16
Polygon Set Square No 3528
17 18
From these letters, make words of Enter each of
three or more letters, always including the numbers
the central letter. Answers must be in from 1 to 9 in
19 20 the Concise Oxford Dictionary, excluding the grid, so that
capitalised words, plurals, conjugated the six sums
verbs (past tense etc), adverbs ending work. We’ve
in LY, comparatives and superlatives. placed two
How you rate 14 words, average; numbers to get
21 22
19, good; 23, very good; 28, excellent you started.
Each sum
Saturday’s answers
should be
Across 14 Cricket bat wood (6) amuck, anuric, arcing, auric, cairn, cami, calculated left
1 Respire (7) 17 Size, extent (9) caring, carking, cigar, crag, cram, cran, to right or top
cranium, crank, crim, crunk, cumin, guck, to bottom.
5 Concentration (5) 18 Container for jam, eg (3) incur, karmic, kick, knack, mack, magic,
8 Incorrect (5) 19 Motoring guide (4,3) manic, marc, mica, mick, mucin, muck,
9 Lacking comfort, austere (7) 20 Wild having been tame (5) muckraking, narc, nick, racing, rack, rick,
ruck, runic Please note, BODMAS does not apply
10 Climbing plant (3) 21 Horse (5)
11 Joyously observe (a special 22 Powerful ruler (7)
occasion) (9) Down
Killer Gentle No 9073 Solutions
12 Spinach and cabbage, eg (6) 1 Delivering a cricket ball (7)
Quick Cryptic 2484 Codeword 5008 Kakuro 3524
Solution to Crossword 9324 2 Dark hardwood (5)
A SPHA L T SE R I F 3 Pull sharply (3)
U L R Y E E I 4 Without difficulty (6)
T RACT P I VO T A L 5 Raspberry brandy (9)
O N I I E A E 6 Cry of disapproval (7)
B REAS T S T RO K E 7 Lightly burn (5)
A T T E C 11 Made definite (9)
H A MM E R WR E N CH 13 Inscribe (7)
N A A H E 15 Quavering singer (7)
I NSHORTOR D ER
V N O M M R O 16 --- patch, period of success (6)
I NERT I A BR I NK 17 Schoolwork results (5)
Tredoku 1803 Square Routes Train Tracks 2041
C R E D U L E 18 Courtroom panel member (5) 236
E ASE L ABSO L VE 20 Dandy (3)
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Bridge Andrew Robson
U O A
We’ll begin our look with a qui- ♠ K 10 4 3 N ♠ Q975
etly beautiful 1NT doubled — both ♥Q 8 2 W E ♥A J 5 D P U M P
ing a low spade to the nine and with almost all balanced hands), and R E N D E R
ace. Declarer now rattled off four aggressive openings. Y
more club tricks, leaving this end- (2) Showing 15-19 balanced.
ing as dummy’s last club was led. (3) Marginal especially within an aggres-
sive opening-bid style. Sudoku 14,328 Today’s solutions
♠J
♥ 10 9 7 Concise Cryptic Suko 3910 Brain
♦6 Contract: 1NT Dbled, Opening Lead: ♣6 Quintagram Quintagram Trainer
♣8 (led)
♠ 10 4 N ♠ Q7 ♠- 1 New 1 Dam Easy 48
♥Q 8 W E ♥A J 5 ♥ 10 9 7 2 Mary 2 Lemur Medium 388
♦A 4 S ♦9 ♦- 3 Stock 3 Mobile Harder 5,904
♣- ♣- ♣- 4 Saint Peter 4 Parsonage
♠- ♠ 10 N ♠ 7 (led) 5 Port of call 5 Tragedian
♥K 6 4 3 ♥Q W E ♥A J
♦J 10 ♦4 S ♦- Word watch Quiz
♣- ♣- ♣- Superciliary (c) Related to 1 Earth 2 Diamonds
♠- Killer 9072 the eyebrows (Collins)
All three players discarded a ♥K 6 Hikikomori (b) Withdrawal 3 German (measles)
heart — West careful to retain the ♦10 from society (Chambers) 4 Macbeth, as in Macduff
four of diamonds, a crucial move ♣- Ramous (b) Pertaining to 5 Fingerprint 6 Halfords
but not immediately obvious. At As with standard Sudoku, fill the grid so that every column, branches (OED)
lead the queen of hearts to East’s every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9. Each set 7 Walker, Texas Ranger
trick nine, declarer led a diamond ace (felling the king) and enjoy the Chess — Winning Move 8 Reflections on the
to his jack. West won the ace and of cells joined by dotted lines must add up to the target number 1 b4! overloads the black
promoted jack. When, in practice, in its top-left corner. Within each set of cells joined by dotted queen. After 1 ... Qf5 (to Revolution in France
led the four of spades, East win- declarer let go of the ten of dia- maintain protection of the 9 Athelstan 10 David Lynch
ning the queen, and in the three- lines, a digit cannot be repeated.
monds, West had the pleasure of g5-bishop) White finishes with 11 Bill Plympton 12 Tomas
card ending across, East returned enjoying the four of diamonds the classical combination
the seven to West’s ten. Cluelines Stuck on Sudoku, Killer or KenKen? Call 0901 293 2 Qxc6+! bxc6 3 Ba6 mate. Masaryk 13 Skittles
length winner, his partner scoring
What could declarer discard? 6263 before midnight to receive four clues for any of today’s Relatively best is 1 ... Qxb4 but 14 Monza or Autodromo
the last trick with the ace of hearts. after 2 Bxg5 f6 3 Bxe6 fxg5
He was squeezed. Baring the king One down. puzzles. Calls cost £1 plus your telephone company’s network Nazionale Monza
4 Rxd7 Rxd7 5 Bxd7+ Kxd7 6
of hearts would enable West to andrew.robson@thetimes.co.uk access charge. SP: Spoke, 0333 202 3390 (Mon-Fri 9am-5.30pm). Rd1+ gives a winning attack 15 Dodie Smith
18.09.23
For extra
puzzles
See page 10
Superciliary
a Providing additional
support
b Beyond the sky
c Related to the
eyebrows
Hikikomori
a A reminder of
mortality
b Withdrawal from
society
c An educational method
Ramous
a Boisterous, unruly
b Pertaining to branches
c The killer whale
Answers on page 15
Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9.
Down
1 Expel leaders of our university
22 23 skiing team (4)
Friday’s solution on page 15
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West Ham 5 3 1 1 10 7 3 10 Gabriel 7, O Zinchenko 7 (T Tomiyasu 80) — M
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Clean sheets away from home in the
FOULS Everton 5 0 1 4 2 9 -7 1 Premier League for Arsenal since the
Burnley 3 0 0 3 3 11 -8 0 start of last season — five more than
12 10 Luton 4 0 0 4 2 10 -8 0 any other side (Fulham and Man City)
A DOMINANT 1-0
HENRY Although the result was in doubt throughout the game, this graphic of the match
WINTER momentum shows how dominant Arteta’s side were, and how Everton only held
sway for brief periods
Chief Football Writer
at Goodison Park
Everton more threatening
First half Second half
It seemed wrong that such an ugly
beast of a game should be decided by
a goal so beautiful, so memorable in a
match so forgettable. Leandro
Trossard’s elegant finish of a quickfire
six-man move seemed more than a
goal for Arsenal. It felt a statement. It
showed that they could break down
defiant defensive blocks, that they 69
had the patience, intelligence and 0 15 30 45 45 60 75 90
precision to score, secure their first Arsenal more threatening Minutes Source: Opta Trossard, a first-half substitute for the injured Martinelli, curls his shot around
win at Goodison Park in six years and
rise to fourth in the Premier League. start ahead of the underwhelming Kai Doucouré are mixing it in midfield. couple of magnificent Zinchenko a touch in Arsenal’s area. Most of the
It was far from pretty, but it was Havertz. Everton were slow to Arsenal’s new signing Declan Rice passes, that it was easily possible to action was down the other end. Eddie
effective. They quietened the Everton respond to the danger suddenly accepted and relished the challenge. reflect at length on Everton’s off-field Nketiah and Vieira sent Martinelli
choirs, coped with any post- building just outside, rather than He was outstanding, the rock on woes without being distracted by any down the inside-left channel to place
international blues and won without inside, their area. Tarkowski, such a which this win was built, making two noteworthy events unfolding in the his shot in past Pickford. Arsenal fans
playing well. They deserved this, and tireless, selfless competitor for interceptions, blocking a shot and middle. Everton are drifting on and celebrated, but Nketiah was shown to
needed this, if they are to have any Everton, did spot the threat quicker winning four of his six duels. Rice’s off the pitch. be offside by VAR. Everton supporters
hope of preventing Manchester City than his team-mates and rushed out numbers also highlighted an even Wretched leadership has led celebrated. Arsenal fans responded
disappearing completely over the to the edge of the area. more creative performance than Everton to a position where they are with “you’re going down” and then
horizon. City look unstoppable. How Too late. Arsenal were going through simply quelling Everton players. He effectively a distressed asset and are embarrassed themselves by telling the
galling it would be for Arsenal, in the the gears, putting together a rapid made 14 passes into the final third. heading into ownership by an locals to “sign on”.
year they celebrate the 20th passing move, the ball pinging Rice is maturing into an all-round American group who have plenty of Doucouré then juggled the ball
anniversary of the Invincibles, if City between friendly feet as if doing a midfield force, needing only to add questions to answer, not least about over Rice’s head and drove
went through the league season two-touch rondo at London Colney. more goals. funds. Some transparency and proper promisingly into the box before
unbeaten. The sides meet at the Vieira: control, pass. Oleksandr His England team-mate Aaron communication with long-suffering falling between William Saliba and
Emirates on October 8 but already Zinchenko: control, pass. Odegaard: Ramsdale was dropped for David supporters would be a start. When the Rice. The referee, Simon Hooper,
the top of the league has a feel of the control, pass. Now it was one touch, Raya, a change that had been trailed Goodison DJ announced the gate of rightly deemed any contact
fight for second. Arsenal certainly the space opened, the jugular but still felt harsh on the Arsenal No 1. 39,217 early in the second half, many accidental. Sean Dyche was
knew they could not drop points and exposed. Saka: pass. Trossard: shot. It Ramsdale has done nothing wrong, Everton fans applauded. They are unimpressed and Everton’s manager
Trossard delivered. was all so simple, so devastating and but Arteta said afterwards that he loyal. became increasingly annoyed by
The 28-year-old Belgian arrived on so reflective of the technical qualities wants that competition while Raya Everton are urgently in need of Arsenal players going down,
the scene when Gabriel Martinelli in Arteta’s squad. also offers more controlled strong, enlightened, well-resourced apparently hurt, particularly Saliba
limped off after 23 minutes with what Trossard had dropped into a pocket distribution. leadership. It’s sad to see them like when taking an accidental arm to the
Mikel Arteta described as a “muscular of space, let Saka’s cutback carry across Everton could only dream of the this, a famous institution looking neck from Beto as they challenged for
issue”. Trossard’s goal shimmered like his body, before ramming his left foot finesse that defined Arsenal’s goal. dishevelled and very down at heel, an aerial ball. It was hardly forceful,
an oasis in the most arid of deserts. It into the ball and sending it flying past They lacked creativity and a cutting worrying about the present, the certainly not deserving of Saliba’s
reflected Arsenal’s cleverness and Jordan Pickford. Trossard’s ability to edge. Beto worked hard but could not future and desperate for any owner. anguished response.
preparation; rather than lobbing manipulate the ball with either foot, a escape Gabriel. Dominic Calvert- This is the club dating from 1878, one Whatever Everton’s frustration,
corners on top of Everton’s centre quality he has worked hard on, makes Lewin came on, wearing a mask to of the founders of the Football Arsenal were by far the more positive.
backs, James Tarkowski and Jarrad him even more effective in tight protect a facial injury, but failed to League and the Premier League, a Pickford twice saved from Odegaard
Branthwaite, they played some situations such as this. trouble Raya. Everton’s most club of so much history, with one fan but had no chance against Trossard.
corners short. Arsenal celebrated wildly then and impressive unit had been their back hurrying into Goodison proudly Everton’s frustration intensified
It paid off after 69 minutes when at the final whistle. As captured in line, and especially Branthwaite until wearing a retro shirt from the 1985 when the fourth official, Anthony
Bukayo Saka and Martin Odegaard their recent record here, Arsenal have Trossard struck midway through the European Cup Winners’ Cup final. Taylor, signalled only four minutes’
worked a short corner on the right, struggled against Everton’s frequently second period. Their squad is painfully in need of additional time, which seemed
and Odegaard stroked the ball across physical approach, especially when The first half was so poor and so improving, and it took more than a miserly, but they deserved nothing
to Fabio Vieira, who deserved his Amadou Onana and Abdoulaye devoid of entertainment, barring a half an hour before Everton managed here.
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Pickford for the only goal at Goodison Park. Victory was Arsenal’s first at Everton for almost six years and maintained their unbeaten start to the season, while Everton remain without a Premier League win
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Weekend talking points
Hudson-Odoi ‘can have big impact’ as they generally do, even in away
games. Secondly, it shows how well
the Brighton squad have been built
in recent transfer windows, that
off his usual standards — I don’t
like him in that No 6 role anyway —
that he was taken off at half-time.
Roberto De Zerbi at Brighton knew
But for Cooper, who worked with not he was surprised that Hudson- they seem to have at least one that Pervis Estupiñán had been
CHARLOTTE DUNCKER the winger when he was manager of Odoi had not reached his potential, he brilliant alternative to every first- away with Ecuador and so he rested
England’s Under-17 World Cup- was confident that he can help him. choice player. And that was before him — another example of him
After a difficult few years for Callum winning squad in 2017, it is not as big a “We will support him, get him to Ansu Fati joined for the season. being smarter than the big clubs.
Hudson-Odoi, Steve Cooper believes risk as some might think. believe in himself, push him. [Give
that he has the right formula to get “He had that achilles injury that set him] tough love but let him be free Time to revive the lost Underrated Wilson is a
the 22-year-old back to his best. him back but I’m not really interested and understand if he does the non-
Back in 2019, when he was handed in that,” Cooper said. “I’m more negotiables right like work ethic and art of the diving header dream player for Howe
his senior England debut by Gareth interested in his progress now and his focus [he will succeed],” Cooper said,
Southgate, the winger was backed as development and his everyday work. before tonight’s visit of Burnley. I loved James Ward-Prowse’s Callum Wilson is a very
one of the brightest young talents in “I had a long conversation this Cooper has shown he has the ability goal against Manchester City underrated striker but I am a
the country. morning with the boys, the first time to develop young talent, with Brennan with a diving header because you big fan and I think he is a manager’s
His performances for Chelsea we had had the group together [after Johnson and Morgan Gibbs-White rarely see that these days. It’s a bit dream.
resulted in interest from Bayern the international break], about what both thriving under him, and stressed of a lost art — it’s a really effective The Newcastle United and
Munich, who wanted to take him on we’re in control of and that’s on and the importance of the mental side of way of scoring. A lot of players now England forward has a swagger
loan with an obligation to buy for off the pitch; the right sleep, the right the game, with belief being key. are so technically confident they about him that reveals an inner
£70 million, but he was so highly food. The moment you don’t do any of “If we can get him to a certain level, want to control a cross before confidence. That is also shown in
thought of at Cobham that they those things right in the Premier the boy can have a really big impact,” shooting, but if you dive at the ball, his amazing penalty record — the
wanted to keep him. League is the moment you get left Cooper said. “We’ve signed a really it is past the goalkeeper before he’s winner from the spot against
Fast-forward to this summer, and behind, even if it’s a small percentage.” good player but you’re only a really set. I got a few in my career and I Brentford this weekend was the 15th
after a difficult loan spell at Bayer Hudson-Odoi was the youngest of good player if you prepare right, work was particularly pleased with one he has scored from his last 16 and
Leverkusen, where he made only 14 Cooper’s England squad six years ago, hard and believe in yourself. If we do for Gillingham against Millwall brought his eighth goal in his last
league appearances, Hudson-Odoi left so the Forest head coach is seeing a that, he can show what he can do.” where I dived ahead of my marker, seven league starts. He is a reliable
Chelsea for Nottingham Forest for an different player now. While Cooper N Forest v Burnley, tonight, kick-off 7.45pm Sam Allardyce. goalscorer who never goes missing.
initial £3 million. would not be drawn on whether or TV Sky Sports Premier League/Main Event
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Greenwood began
yesterday’s match
against Osasuna
on the substitutes’
bench, left, before
being brought on
in the second half
by Getafe, right,
in his first match
for just under
20 months
Chants of ‘Die,
Greenwood’ but
striker shines on
his Getafe debut
Greenwood, such a comment is hard to stomach.
Osasuna fans voice displeasure The unconditional support that the Getafe
fanbase have for Greenwood probably stems
but on-loan United forward from the fact that they have not been properly
impresses on return to action, informed about the case that was brought
against him in January last year, resulting in his
writes Paul Hirst in Madrid 18-month suspension — and ultimately his exit
— from United.
There was no mention of the case on Getafe’s
“It was a good day for Mason, for Getafe, and website or on their English Twitter account,
for football,” José Bordalás, the Getafe head which has gained more than 200,000 followers
coach, said of Mason Greenwood’s debut against in the past fortnight, since Greenwood joined the
Osasuna yesterday. Madrid-based club on a season-long loan from
The away fans, soaked to the bone by Manchester United.
unseasonal showers in Madrid, disagreed. Rubén Reyes, the sporting director, said in a
“Muérete, Greenwood” (“die Greenwood”), media interview during the international break Greenwood was on the end of some rough
they chanted as the forward came off the bench that “a judge” had cleared Greenwood on all MENDY RETURNS FOR LORIENT treatment from the Osasuna side, at one point
in the 75th minute of Getafe’s 3-2 win. three charges. AFTER TWO YEARS OUT OF GAME receiving a hefty kick to his left leg that sent him
The Osasuna supporters were, of course, not That is not the case. Greenwood’s case did not Benjamin Mendy played his first game in two tumbling to the turf.
the only people that were unhappy to see go to trial. The Crown Prosecution Service years yesterday when he came on as a second- His new team-mates immediately went over
Greenwood back on a football pitch 20 months dropped the charges when key witnesses half substitute in Lorient’s to Greenwood to see if he was OK and they
after he was charged with attempted rape, withdrew and new evidence emerged. Getafe 2-2 draw with Monaco in lifted him to his feet shortly afterwards.
assault and coercion. Greenwood denied the have so far denied requests from English media France’s Ligue 1. Greenwood had some reservations about
accusations. to speak to Greenwood and Reyes. The 29-year-old former joining Getafe. He called his former United
Abuse charities voiced their disapproval with Another reason why Getafe fans are so Manchester City youth-team colleagues Arnau Puigmal and
public condemnation while others chose more enthralled with their new signing is because, defender, left, is Largie Ramazani, who play for Almeria, to see
covert means, sending anonymous and insulting quite simply, he is their best player. trying to rebuild whether they thought La Liga would suit him.
emails to club staff whose email addresses are in Getafe are a mediocre team who finished 15th his career after Bordalás has rowed back on his claim, made in
the public domain. in La Liga last season, mainly because they being cleared of one media interview, that Jude Bellingham
The support for Greenwood among the Getafe scored only 34 goals in 38 matches. Bordalás, six counts of advised Greenwood to join Getafe after the Real
fanbase appears strong, however. When the who has a reputation as a hard taskmaster, likes rape and one Madrid midfielder’s camp disputed his claim.
Osasuna fans berated Greenwood upon his entry his team to line up in a 4-4-2 formation and they of sexual “I said that Mason Greenwood came to Getafe
to the field, the home support whistled at them. play direct football, which usually starts with the assault after speaking to Jude Bellingham, but it wasn’t
“We’ve had so many requests for Greenwood’s goalkeeper David Soria launching the ball following a like that. I am sorry for that,” Bordalás said at
shirt since he joined,” a staff member working at downfield for targetman Borja Mayoral. six-month trial the start of his post-match press conference. “I
the club shop said. Yesterday’s game, particularly in the first half, in January. just wanted to clear that up.”
Pedro Bonito, a 17-year-old Getafe fan, arrived was of such poor quality that one man in the He was also Bordalás was happy with Greenwood’s debut
at the club’s 16,000-seater stadium, El Coliseum directors’ box watched the Singapore Grand Prix cleared of and his adaptation period is going better than
Alfonso Pérez, two hours before kick-off just to for the first 15 minutes of the match. two other expected. The player has found a house on the
get a glimpse of Greenwood. Both Getafe’s first two goals came about counts outskirts of Madrid and is settling in well
Pérez, who has attended matches since he was because of Osasuna’s weak defending from set during a retrial in July. although the Getafe coaches have so far only
nine, removed his phone from his pocket and pieces while the away side needed a penalty been able to relay messages to him in English.
proudly replayed a video of Greenwood handing after a foul by Soria to make it 2-2 just before “The language at the moment is a handicap
him the shirt that the 21-year-old striker wore at the hour. Greenwood’s most telling contribution came in but we are helping him a lot,” Bordalás said.
his unveiling at the stadium last week. “I met Greenwood’s introduction changed the game. the build-up to Getafe’s 86th-minute winner. The “He has a teacher in order to accelerate his
him at his presentation,” Bonito said. “He Greenwood slotted into the No 10 position forward paused for a second and then sprung knowledge of Spanish so he can have better
promised me he would give me his shirt and he behind Mayoral, but he drifted largely to the into the box, beating Juan Cruz for pace, contact with his team-mates, but his behaviour
did. The shirt is at my house. I’m hoping to get it right wing, where he did most of his damage. although the left back managed to toe-poke has been good. Today has been a very special
framed if I can persuade him to sign it. Mason is On one occasion, he beat his man and sent a Greenwood’s shot behind. From the resulting day for him. It will give him great satisfaction
a top player. He is my idol now.” dangerous cross into the box with his right foot. corner, Nemanja Maksimovi beat Sergio Herrera to feel like a footballer again because to be a
For those who have listened to the shocking He used his other foot to curl in another teasing to give Getafe the win that moved them into the footballer is to play and to compete and he
voicenote related to the claims against delivery moments later. top half of La Liga. hasn’t done that for a year and a half.”
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at this stage last season. when they join us but to come with us
Manchester United
Mejbri 73 1 At this point a year ago, with Mason
Greenwood suspended, off-field
and to join in with the way we behave,
the way we train, the way we listen to
Brighton
Welbeck 20, Gross 53, Pedro 71
3 distractions were limited to their
pouting superstar Cristiano Ronaldo,
the boss and take on instruction, and
work hard every single day.”
whom Ten Hag quickly jettisoned. Anecdotally, those qualities appear
Now, on the back of the bungled lacking at United and, now for the first
IAN WHITTELL handling of Greenwood’s departure, time, Ten Hag’s coaching acumen is
United are without the exiled Jadon being placed in the spotlight. For the
The sight of Brighton & Hove Albion Sancho and, with Antony on leave to opening 20 minutes against Brighton,
players celebrating after a league handle his own off-field issues, Ten a midfield diamond worked, at least in
victory over Manchester United has Hag’s problems have grown. attack, but as United struggled to cope
become all too familiar recently but The contrast with Brighton could with their opponents’ width on the
the fourth such outcome in the past not be greater. In the modern Premier counterattack, there was little
16 months felt somehow different. League era, selling players is almost as evidence of a plan B, and questionable
For one, there was mass important a skill as recruiting new substitutions.
disapproval, bordering on open ones and, in that area of the business, “This was a team well beaten by
rebellion, from the Old Trafford Roberto De Zerbi’s club have also opponents that were well drilled and
stands on Saturday, aimed at Erik ten eclipsed United. knew what they were doing. Simple as
Hag after his decision to replace the Not for the first time, De Zerbi’s that,” was Neville’s damning verdict.
promising home debutant, Rasmus employers have sold his best players Last season offered genuine hope of
Hojlund, with the perennial this summer for astronomical sums improvements for United, albeit
underachiever Anthony Martial after and, apparently, emerged stronger for interspersed with worrying relapses,
64 minutes. it. Alexis Mac Allister, Moisés Caicedo such as the 7-0 defeat away to
For another, the Sky Sports pundit and the goalkeeper Robert Sánchez all Liverpool. But, increasingly, there is
Gary Neville, usually a barometer of departed — for approximately £195 the danger that those successes may
the broad mood of rank and file million — leaving De Zerbi to field a have been the result, more than
support, took to social media to starting XI at Old Trafford that cost anything, of Marcus Rashford’s 30-
lambast the club for their collective £17 million, or approximately a quarter goal season.
“culture of greed, ill discipline, of Sancho’s purchase price. At least on Saturday Hojlund
indecision and uncertainty”. In his two transfer windows, Ten showed moments that suggested the
Neville, of course, blamed the Hag has spent £387 million on players £72 million invested in a striker with 18
Glazer family for establishing and and, while Sancho and the £80 million career league goals to his name may
maintaining such a tone. However, for bench-filler Harry Maguire predated There was little evidence of a plan B by Ten Hag, whose midfield, which included not go the way of Maguire and
all the terrible actions perpetrated the Dutchman, in that pair and Fernandes, inset, could not cope with Brighton’s width on the counterattack Sancho. But the short term offers Ten
by the absent American owners, Antony, United had about £235 Hag little relief, with the Champions
the greatest, it is now clear, has million of talent their manager League campaign opening away to
been their failure to appoint could not, or would not, CLINICAL BRIGHTON TOOK THEIR CHANCES Bayern Munich on Wednesday and a
remotely competent employ on Saturday. Erik ten Hag said United dominated large parts of the game, and this graph of match meeting with Harry Kane, the centre
executives in the decade “I think we lost our two best momentum shows he was not completely wrong, although the expected goals — 0.96 forward United long coveted but were
for United against 1.70 for Brighton — shows the visitors deserved to win
since the time of Sir players in my opinion in the unable to sign.
Alex Ferguson and, summer,” Jason Steele, the Man Utd more threatening “The pressure is always there,” Ten
just as tellingly, the Brighton goalkeeper, said. First half Second half Hag said of his position as manager.
former chief executive “But whoever comes into 73 “It was last year, this year is no
David Gill. the team is coming into a different.
After a third defeat culture that’s formed; it’s “Of course at United you have to
in five league games, been formed for a while. win your games. We have to improve
supporters were It’s a culture that’s the and I can’t be distracted. We have to
genuinely concerned as best I’ve ever experienced improve. Individuals have to step up.
to whether their club have in my life. Sometimes you are in bad periods and
made any progress in the “And I think we — I say ‘we’ you have to face that.”
13 months of Ten Hag’s as a group — really handle it Unfortunately, for Ten Hag,
stewardship: certainly cleverly. We bring in James Manchester United’s “bad period” has
not in the league table, Milner, and we bring in Carlos 20 53 71 now lasted for more than a decade
where United have Baleba and Mo Dahoud. 0 15 30 45 45 60 75 90 and there is no tangible evidence of it
three fewer points than The lads have no option Brighton more threatening Minutes Source: Opta ending any time soon.
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Arsenal will not want to face us, warns Son STEPHEN POND/GETTY IMAGES
united is no coincidence: Postecoglou delirious supporters. Richarlison,
Tottenham
Richarlison 90+8, Kulusevski 90+10
2 is unbeaten in 50 home games across
three clubs: Yokohama Marinos,
having admitted last week that he
needed psychological help to cope
Sheffield United
Hamer 73
1 Celtic and Tottenham.
“The way we play, it’s not just that I
with what has been a difficult period,
came off the bench, struck the
believe it’s what gets you success, it equaliser with an excellent header —
also requires a fair bit of bravery and only his second league goal in 32
PAUL ROWAN courage, a real relentlessness,” the appearances — and then teed up
Tottenham head coach said. “That Dejan Kulusevski for the winner.
There have been days in recent has to marry with the image of the “I was probably more happy than
seasons when the Tottenham Hotspur football club.” him,” Son said. “We need him as a
Stadium has been less than a third That relentlessness meant team. He has really good quality but
full at full-time — even against big Tottenham kept going until the end. the confidence is massively different. I
sides such as Manchester United. But Goals in the 98th and 100th minutes just wanted to give him the big hug he
Saturday’s scenes suggested that the made this the latest comeback in deserved.
club have rediscovered their mojo, or, Premier League history, after Gustavo “Richy is a really strong guy, a good
rather, Ange Postecoglou has. Hamer had fired Sheffield United character and can always bounce
The final whistle brought joyous ahead in the second half. back strong. But when you have a
pandemonium and images of The Tottenham captain, Son tough time you need good people
overweight middle-aged men dancing Heung-min, had a relatively quiet around you. I always try to be a friend
in the aisles, while even the chairman, game and was substituted but he was of him and if he needs anything then
Daniel Levy, rose from his seat with a hopping about on the pitch after the I can help him from my experience.”
smile across his face. That Tottenham final whistle, pointing out Richarlison After the dour years of José
Hotspur’s players and supporters are and pushing the striker towards the Mourinho, Nuno Espírito Santo From left: Bissouma, Micky van de Ven and Sarr celebrate Kulusevski’s late winner
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Newcastle ‘group of
death’ now looking
decidedly less scary
36, tend to episodes of naivety against
IAN BRITISH CLUBS IN EUROPE
THIS WEEK
more worldly opponents, Pioli
HAWKEY Kick-off 8pm unless stated
maintained “the team will have no
problems psychologically”.
Tomorrow In Champions League terms, that is
European football Champions League true of Milan the institution, seven
times winners of the European Cup
Group E and in the semi-finals five months ago.
Blessings for Newcastle United, on Feyenoord v Celtic All that may carry a helpful aura
the eve of their return to Europe’s Group F against a Newcastle side who last
elite. Having imagined the AC Milan v Newcastle United (5.45) experienced the Champions League
Champions League group they were group stage 21 years ago. But these are
Group G
cast into put them firmly at the clubs riding different tides in the sport.
tradesman’s entrance of a big- Manchester City v Red Star Belgrade Most obvious, they occupy distinct
stadium, privilege-wielding, entitled Wednesday tiers of the European food chain.
trio of opponents, they can study the Champions League While Serie A is cautiously
form and feel assured. Paris Saint- celebrating signs of a renaissance —
Germain, top seeds in group F, lost at Group A its clubs won silver medals in every
home at the weekend, a persistent Bayern Munich v Manchester United Uefa competition last season — it
PSG habit. AC Milan, who host Group B looks in envy at the power of the
Newcastle tomorrow, spent Saturday Arsenal v PSV Eindhoven Premier League, which provided the
putting together a comprehensive winners of the Champions League and
dossier on why they are stuck being Thursday the Europa Conference League, and at
the second-best team in their city. Europa League the wealth of England’s top division.
The fifth Milan derby of this Group A Newcastle were able to lure Milan’s
calendar year went the same way as West Ham United v Backa Topola most valuable midfielder, Sandro
the previous four and with their 5-1 Tonali, in the summer; Milan spread
victory, Inter made some local history. Group B the €70 million (about £60 million)
Never before had they strung together Brighton & Hove Albion v AEK yield from that sale around Pulisic,
as many successive wins over their Athens Loftus-Cheek and Pulisic’s US
neighbours. By the end of a wet San Group C international team-mate Yunus
Siro evening, it had turned into a Rangers v Real Betis Musah; all footballers with a slightly
humiliating follow-up to May’s 3-0 unfulfilled Premier League past.
Group E
aggregate win in the European Cup Milan’s owner, RedBird Capital, is
semi-final. Henrikh Mkhitaryan, the LASK Linz v Liverpool (5.45) based in America; Newcastle’s
evergreen 34-year-old, scored twice Europa Conference League majority stakeholders are Saudi
and set up the fifth. Marko Group E Arabia’s Public Investment Fund, and
Arnautovic, also 34, came off the because of that, Milan-Newcastle,
Inter bench and made a case for Legia Warsaw v Aston Villa (5.45) opening fixture of this, the last
finally getting on the pitch in a Group G Champions League to feature an
Champions League game, fully 13 Eintracht Frankfurt v Aberdeen (5.45) orthodox group stage — from 2024,
years after he was a non-playing the expanded “Swiss model” league Loftus-Cheek tries to find a way past Mkhitaryan in a largely innocous display
member of the last Inter squad to format takes over — resonates
have won the competition.
This time around, Inter intend to
be as awkward as they were as last
season’s surprise finalists, loyal to most
in the face of the Frenchman’s skill
and drive, as Milan’s Malik Thiaw did
in the lead-up to Saturday’s opening
goal. Or indeed looking on in disbelief
ominously with Uefa. Europe’s
governing body has rarely felt the
Champions League’s pre-eminent
status in club football so threatened as
From south coast to
of the personnel and to the methods at the wonderful, shades-of-Thierry- now, and the conspicuous challenges kick happened. Wilson is 31 now and
— organised at the back, sharp on the
break — that carried them to Istanbul
Henry curling strike with which
Thuram doubled Inter’s lead.
are to its west and east.
In 20 months’ time, the US will
Newcastle
Wilson 64 (pen)
1 established as the first-choice back-up
to Harry Kane for England. Last week
and left them narrow losers to a better
appointed, more accomplished
Although Milan’s Rafael Leão would
ignite brief hope of a Rossoneri
host the 2025 Fifa Club World Cup,
the expanded 32-club summer
Brentford 0 he signed a one-year contract
extension to keep him at St James’
Manchester City. Gone from that comeback, Leão was part of much the tournament whose aim is to become Park until at least 2025.
Inter side are Edin Dzeko and Romelu more subdued frontline on an evening the true summit of club football in a Howe, having led Newcastle to a
Lukaku, and, no less important to the when high expectations about Milan’s way the existing, annual Club World MARTIN HARDY fourth-place finish in the Premier
way they constructed their catapult summer refit were thoroughly doused. Cup, a parenthesis in the European League last season, is recognised as
counterattacks, the goalkeeper André Neither Christian Pulisic, excellent calendar, has never quite managed. Eddie Howe had longer hair, with a one of England’s best coaches. The
Onana; in, principally as impact in his previous three games, nor This edition of the Uefa Champions quiff, and Callum Wilson had less relationship between head coach and
substitutes, are a cohort of veterans, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, made a League serves as a qualifier for some stubble, and a bizarre black and white player is one of Howe’s strengths.
returnees such as Alexis Sánchez and significant impression. Of the quartet of the last remaining European slots T-shirt. The pair were shaking hands “It’s crazy it’s nearly a decade since
Arnautovic and Serie A stalwart Juan of former Chelsea players — Olivier for the new expanded, four-yearly and holding a Bournemouth strip at I signed him,” Howe said. “I’m trying
Cuadrado. And, in the Giroud the other — on Milan’s roster, Fifa extravaganza. Dean Court. to think how he has changed as a
No 9 jersey, the derby’s the only one to emerge with Meanwhile, the Asian Champions It was 2014 and Wilson had just person. There are no real obvious
dazzler, Marcus Thuram, reputation intact was League group stage begins today. It moved from Coventry City to the changes but saying that, his life has
26 and signed on a free Fikayo Tomori, and that does so as the new playground of the south coast for £3 million. At the age changed totally, which I think is a
transfer from Borussia was suspended. The European Footballer of the Year, of 22, there had been two spells in huge compliment to him really.
Mönchengladbach. Milan head coach, Karim Benzema and the sport’s non-League, 22 goals in his first full “He’s gone from when I first signed
If you were, say, Stefano Pioli, will costliest player, Neymar, among season in League One and one him to a Championship player to
Newcastle’s Dan warmly welcome the the several former European Cup appearance at Championship level, now an international, a Premier
Burn, anticipating a England player’s winners now employed by Saudi the division Howe had led League player and a Champions
European debut at return tomorrow. Arabian clubs. Bournemouth into in his second spell League player, but his character is
San Siro and Ever sensitive And for the first time in two in charge of the club. still the same.
making a review of to suggestions decades, a Uefa Champions League “We feel we can take his game to “He laughs, he jokes, he’s positive,
the Milan derby that Milan, a will raise its curtain on a stage where another level,” Howe had said. “He he’s kind, he’s a really good team-
part of your final youngish side neither Cristiano Ronaldo nor Lionel had a very good season last year. mate. He’s a parent and he’s a really
homework, one when you Messi appear. For Ronaldo, busy with I think he is at the perfect age to good father to his kids and he’s a
pleasing aspect would exclude Giroud, Al-Nassr, of Riyadh, and Inter Miami’s kick on.” husband, so a lot has changed in his
be that the assignment Messi, elevating the popularity and Tomorrow night, nine years on, life but I think the general character
does not involve Giroud, left, and profile of the game in the US, it can Howe and Wilson will walk out is exactly the same.
marking Thuram. Or Pulisic reflect on a look like the beginning of a new, more together in the Champions League at “When I see him come on for
collapsing to the turf chastening night global era. the San Siro against AC Milan. The England against Scotland I’m just
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‘I wanted to stay
on bench to avoid
it all going wrong’
“I don’t know when it stopped
Former Everton forward being fun. At Lilleshall [the FA’s
former centre of excellence], I was
Michael Branch has set ahead of everyone and I was away
up a running club to help from the city. When I came back to
the city the pressure was hard.”
promote mental health, Exercise is Branch’s “toolkit”. Most
mornings he will be out for a run by
reports Paul Joyce 6am and he likes to head down to
Everton’s new stadium at Bramley-
Michael Branch explains that there Moore Dock to see the progress of
are only two rules. No headphones is the 52,000-capacity ground.
the first, he says, and the second is to “I like that time of the morning,
run with someone you do not already before the world has woken up,” he
know. says. “I didn’t know enough about
And with that a group of about 20 mental health when I was young.
women and men of all ages begin a Mental health is like physical health.
gentle 5km jog, starting at the You can have good and bad, and I
Britannia pub and heading along can see the signs now when it isn’t
Otterspool Promenade, which runs great for me. The first thing that
beside the banks of the River Mersey. normally goes is wanting to exercise.
Every Sunday at 8am for the past My head doesn’t want me exercising
four weeks, Branch, the former or socialising. It wants me on my own
Everton forward, has been here after so it can talk negatively to me. I have
launching an initiative called Social to work against it.”
Striders, which focuses on exercise So he has joined a running club and
and interaction. stepped back on a football pitch again,
“The only thing you have to give up something he thought was all in his
is your Sunday lie-in,” he says. “In past. “I didn’t think I would ever play
return, it sets you up for the day. It’s a football again but now I am enjoying
little win by 9am.” it,” he says.
The idea came from a recognition “I play with an old school friend,
that exercise has helped him to feel Stewart, who comes to the Sunday
better about his own mental health run too. There is a talk I do about my
and he believes that others can benefit life to young kids, a workshop about
too. Pat Van Den Hauwe, the former decision-making and coming back
Everton title-winning defender and from setbacks.
Wales international, has taken part, “One of the slides I show is of a
which has led to double takes from Liverpool cup game when Stewart
passers-by who remember the and I were at Sudley Junior
tough-as-teak left back School together. We were
with the foreboding playing at Anfield and
nickname “Psycho”. we won. That was
Branch was the when we were aged
wunderkind who ten and now we are
represented playing again
from the former Chelsea man for AC Milan, while Mkhitaryan scored twice for last season’s Champions League finalists England Under-21, coming up to 45.
making his debut “That first day I
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James and
Kavanagh
leave the
Den fuming
Millwall Leeds United
0 3
Piroe 15, 77, Rutter 81
RATINGS
Millwall (3-4-1-2): B Bialkowski 6 — R Leonard 7,
J Cooper 7, M Wallace 7 — B Norton-Cuffy 6, A
Campbell 6 (R Esse 64min, 5), B Mitchell 6 (G
Saville 84), R Longman 7 (A Emakhu 73) — C De
Norre 6 (Z Flemming 64, 5) — T Bradshaw 6, K
Nisbet 5 (D Watmore 64, 4).
Leeds United (4-2-3-1): I Meslier 6 — L Ayling 7, J
Rodon 7, P Struijk 7, S Byram 7 — E Ampadu 6, A
Gray 7 (I Gruev 89) — C Summerville 6 (D James
69, 7), J Piroe 7 (G Kamara 83), W Gnonto 7 (J
Anthony 69, 4) — G Rutter 7 (J Gelhardt 89).
Referee C Kavanagh. Attendance 17,909.
SKY BET CHAMPIONSHIP Rutter confirms victory for Leeds with the visitors’ third goal nine minutes from time in south London, having already assisted Piroe’s controversial first-half opener
JON WEST
Daniel James came off the bench to term, having only just passed fitness Millwall fans were furious, Not that Kavanagh got everything slipped when the ball was squared to
set up the two goals that turned a tests, although he was the VAR for however, that Piroe’s challenge on right. Gnonto was not booked early in him, and the contact he made would
narrow lead into an emphatic victory. Brighton & Hove Albion’s win away to Kevin Nisbet in the build-up, when the second half for an obvious tug on have sent the ball wide of Bialkowski’s
In so doing he also took the heat off Manchester United on Saturday, the ball was still deep in Leeds Ryan Leonard’s shirt, again to loud post. Piroe was on hand for a tap-in.
the referee, Chris Kavanagh. which featured a home goal chalked territory, remained unpunished. That local disapproval. Then the official Rutter then made sure of victory
James inadvertently helped Joel off by microscopic margins. had taken place seconds after penalty refused to get involved in a shoving thanks to James’s pace again and a
Piroe, Leeds United’s £12 million Millwall fans launched a barrage of appeals for handball by Luke Ayling, match between Leonard and Ethan kind deflection. Millwall lost
August buy from Swansea City, add to abuse his way at half-time after Piroe who was sold short by a dreadful pass Ampadu after a collision with Meslier. possession on the edge of the Leeds
his controversial first-half opener. had been allowed to celebrate a 15th- from his goalkeeper, Illan Meslier, had Not long after, Gnonto was taken out box, James sprinted from his own half
Four minutes later the winger set up minute opener that Farke, the Leeds been ignored. off the ball by Leonard, with no to tee up the Frenchman via a
Georginio Rutter for a third that lifted manager, described as so beautiful That the Millwall manager, Gary punishment forthcoming. defender’s heel and Rutter smashed
Daniel Farke’s side up to tenth in the “you could put it in a book and sell it”. Rowett, did not replicate the fans’ fury The game was crying out for the ball high beyond the goalkeeper to
Sky Bet Championship. It was indeed a breathtaking passing afterwards was a strong indication someone else to be the centre of secure the points for the visitors.
Kavanagh, a Premier League official move in which Rutter burst forward, that the official, who had a good view, attention and James became exactly “I’m proud of my guys,” Farke said.
since 2017, was perhaps relieved that exchanged passes with Wilfried had got it right, however. “It might that in comical fashion in the 77th “Here you have to show steel and
Piroe’s first did not turn out to be the Gnonto and located Piroe on the left well be the right decision but it felt a minute. He used his pace to burst resilience — and wait for the
game’s only goal. The referee has yet of the box for an assured finish across big moment and a little bit unjust,” forward and slip in Rutter on the right moments to let your quality shine.
to take charge in the top flight this the goalkeeper Bartosz Bialkowski. Rowett said. of the box, but it was James who That’s what we did.”
9
Hwang Hee-chan 7
half display at Wolves looked as if his On Saturday it was the in midfield when in second half of games.
Liverpool
Gakpo 55, Robertson 85, Bueno 90+1 (og)
3 players had just met for the first time
in the car park.
introduction of Luis Díaz, Núñez and
Harvey Elliott that tipped the game
possession. Gomez
looked uncomfortable
Gary O’Neil’s side were
superb in the first half:
Despite the win extending in Liverpool’s favour. Szoboszlai’s in that role, even Points won already this compact, disciplined,
Liverpool’s unbeaten streak to 16 performance as the deep-lying more so given that the season by Liverpool setting intelligent
GREGOR ROBERTSON league games, Klopp knows this midfielder in the second half — 26-year-old was tasked from losing positions, traps in midfield from
Liverpool team are very much a Klopp switched to a 4-4-2 formation with defending against two more than the a low defensive block.
Just how far can Jürgen Klopp’s “LFC work in progress. Title talk at half-time, removing Alexis the excellent left winger next best team As Liverpool laboured
rebooted” go this season? Another perhaps feels a little premature Mac Allister and pushing the Pedro Neto, who skipped (Tottenham) to create any decent
rousing comeback, and a fourth win for a side that offer so little Hungary midfielder deeper — past Gomez and Joël Matip opportunities, Wolves’
from their opening five Premier defensive protection in midfield provided further evidence with ease to lay on Hwang Hee- pressing triggers — often
League games, added to the growing and feel rather light in numbers of his value, versatility and chan’s opener. through the excellent João Gomes —
weight of opinion that it is Liverpool at the back. drive. Question marks A composed full Premier League allowed Neto space on the
who look best-placed to push Last season’s 3-0 defeat undoubtedly remain, however, debut for the academy graduate Jarell counterattack.
Manchester City closest for the title. away to Molineux was one about the balance in the Quansah, 20, was a bright spark “He’s really got his head down this
There is certainly grounds for of the lowest points of middle of the pitch. during a woeful first half for Liverpool season, he’s really working hard, you
optimism in the way nine of a season to forget. Liverpool can look forward during which they lacked energy, can see a big impact from him,” Max
Liverpool’s 13 points this season have Many have been to the return of the imagination and bite. Even the return Kilman, the Wolves captain, said of
been earned after falling a goal quick to point to a injured midfield duo of Alexander-Arnold and the Neto, who returned from a ten-month
behind; in the way the dynamic steelier side to Thiago Alcântara and suspended Virgil van Dijk, however, knee injury in February. “He’s vital
Dominik Szoboszlai has settled into Liverpool this Stefan Bajcetic, while does not suggest a string of clean for us, we just have to keep giving
life on Merseyside; in the rich array of season, after the arrival of Ryan sheets is on the way. him the ball.”
attacking options Klopp has at his comebacks Gravenberch from “It’s a new start. We’ve got a lot of Just before the break, Neto
disposal; and the way the Liverpool against Bayern Munich and new players, kind of a new way of nutmegged Gomez and clipped a
manager’s substitutions have affected Bournemouth Wataru Endo from playing,” Andrew Robertson, who delightful ball towards Matheus
games, as was again the case in and Stuttgart mean gave Liverpool the lead in the 85th Cunha but the Brazilian missed a
Saturday’s 3-1 win against Newcastle Klopp is not short of minute, on his 200th Premier League glorious chance for 2-0.
Wolverhampton Wanderers. United, options in the centre appearance, said. “If we were 2-0 up then it would’ve
Klopp brings up his eight-year when Darwin of the pitch. “We’ve got good, exciting young been a different game,” Kilman said.
anniversary as the manager at Anfield Núñez was Yet even in the players. Sometimes you could “It was good to see us creating
next month but, as he pointed out on introduced absence of Trent probably see that in the first half, those chances and getting into good
the eve of the trip to Molineux, the and scored two Alexander-Arnold, who where it was time to just put the foot areas, which has been a problem for
accelerated evolution of Liverpool’s late goals to win was sidelined with a on the ball, we were still maybe trying us over the past couple of seasons.
squad in the summer means it feels as it for Liverpool. hamstring injury, Klopp to force it. “But we need to improve in terms
if it is “year one” for the German and Yet, in truth, the chose to ask his “But second half, we played with of finishing games off and also being
this group of players. transformative no fear and we made really good more ruthless, defensively. We’re
In truth, it has seemed that way impact of Klopp’s For the second away substitutions. If we keep everyone fit, still learning from the new manager,
during spells of each of Liverpool’s substitutes — and game running Klopp’s we believe that we’ve got a squad that things will click soon, we just need to
games — perhaps with the exception some good fortune subs were effective can compete.” stay together.”
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Premier League
Home Away
P W D L F A W D L F A GD Pts
W 1 Manchester City..........................5 2 0 0 6 1 3 0 0 8 2 11 15
W 2 Tottenham Hotspur...................5 2 0 0 4 1 2 1 0 9 4 8 13
BILL EDGAR’S
W 3 Liverpool........................................5 2 0 0 6 1 2 1 0 6 3 8 13
Y 4 Arsenal............................................5 2 1 0 7 4 2 0 0 2 0 5 13
Y 5 Brighton & Hove Albion...........5 2 0 1 8 5 2 0 0 7 2 8 12
Z
5
1
1
0
1
0
0
0
0
0
1
2
2
2
3
1
4
1
1
4
5
5
2
0
-4
1
6
6
6
6
EUROPEAN TIES
Z 14 Chelsea...........................................5 1 1 1 4 2 0 1 1 1 3 0 5
Y 15 Bournemouth...............................5 0 2 1 1 3 0 1 1 3 5 -4 3
Z ENGLISH CLUBS IN EUROPE
16 Wolverhampton Wanderers...5
W 17 Sheffield United...........................5
0
0
0
1
2
2
2
3
7
5
1
0
0
0
2
2
3
2
4
4
-6
-4
3
1 Brighton become English Most seasons played in European football*
Liverpool (423) 48
W 18 Everton...........................................5
Y 19 Burnley ........................................... 3
0
0
0
0
3
3
0
3
3
11
0
0
1
0
1
0
2
0
6
0
-7
-8 0
1
club No 38 in Europe, Man United (411)
Arsenal (336) 38
46
Z 20 Luton Town...................................4 0 0 1 1 2 0 0 3 1 8 -8 0
Mohamed Salah closes Chelsea (292) 31
Tottenham (256) 29
on Harry Kane, and Man City (189)
Leeds (149) 18
23 (Games played)
*Excludes when
Sky Bet Championship James Milner’s record Everton (91) 17
Swansea and
other Welsh
Aston Villa (71) 16 clubs qualified
Home Away Newcastle (122) 15 via Welsh Cup
P W D L F A W D L F A GD Pts
W 1 Preston North End ..................... 6 3 0 0 6 3 2 1 0 4 1 6 16
Brighton & Hove Albion will become
Y 2 Leicester City...............................6 2 0 1 4 3 3 0 0 7 2 6 15 the 38th team to represent the rising. For example, 87.5 per cent of
Z 3 Ipswich Town...............................6 2 0 1 8 6 3 0 0 4 1 5 15 English league in European the clubs taking part in 2021-22
Y 4 Norwich City.................................6 3 0 0 6 2 1 1 1 9 6 7 13 competition — and they are the (seven out of eight) had also played
Y 5 Hull City..........................................6 1 2 0 6 4 2 0 1 4 3 3 11 closest of those 38 to mainland in Europe in 2020-21. The overall
Z 6 Birmingham City.........................6 2 1 0 4 2 1 1 1 3 3 2 11 Europe — when they face AEK figure across decades has been above
Y 7 Sunderland....................................6 2 0 1 8 3 1 1 1 4 3 6 10 Athens in the Europa League this 70 per cent in each decade this
Y 8 Blackburn Rovers.......................6 2 0 1 5 4 1 1 1 3 5 -1 10 week. That total includes a London century, having been below 60 per
Z 9 Southampton...............................6 1 1 1 7 9 2 0 1 4 7 -5 10
XI, whose match against a Basel XI in cent in every decade previously, as
Y 10 Leeds United................................6 0 3 0 3 3 2 0 1 7 4 3 9
Z 11 Bristol City.....................................6 0 2 1 1 3 2 1 0 4 2 0 9
the Fairs Cup in June 1955 was the the chart (far right) shows.
Y 12 Watford..........................................6 2 1 1 6 1 0 1 1 3 4 4 8 first fixture played in any major Manchester United recorded the
Z 13 West Bromwich Albion.............6 2 0 1 8 6 0 2 1 2 3 1 8 European tournament, whether or longest unbroken run of seasons in
Z 14 Plymouth Argyle.........................6 2 0 1 7 3 0 1 2 2 4 2 7 not it involved an English team. European competition, with 27.
Z 15 Coventry City...............................6 1 2 0 6 3 0 2 1 3 4 2 7 Liverpool lead the way among Liverpool’s sequence of 21 ended in
Y 16 Cardiff City....................................6 2 0 1 5 3 0 1 2 5 7 0 7 English clubs with 48 European 1985 but their domestic results would
Y 17 Huddersfield Town....................6 1 0 2 2 5 1 1 1 4 5 -4 7 seasons, including this one, with have extended that to 29 without
Z 18 Millwall...........................................6 1 0 2 1 4 1 1 1 3 4 -4 7 Manchester United two behind them Uefa’s ban on English clubs. Ipswich
Z 19 Stoke City......................................6 2 0 1 5 3 0 0 3 0 4 -2 6
(see chart, above right). This analysis Town just missed out on the
Z 20 Queens Park Rangers...............6 0 0 2 1 4 2 0 2 5 7 -5 6
Z 21 Rotherham United ..................... 6 1 1 1 5 5 0 0 3 2 8 -6 4
takes account of the involvement of following list, competing in Europe in
W 22 Swansea City................................6 0 2 1 3 4 0 0 3 3 7 -5 2 Welsh clubs only when they have nine out of ten seasons from 1973-74. Danny Welbeck celebrates during
W 23 Sheffield Wednesday................6 0 0 3 1 4 0 1 2 3 6 -6 1 qualified through English
W 24 Middlesbrough............................6 0 1 2 1 4 0 0 3 3 9 -9 1 competitions, not via the Welsh Cup. Most consecutive seasons GROWING CONTINUITY
Swansea City’s 2013-14 Europa in Europe for English clubs Proportion of English clubs competing in
League campaign is the sole case. Man Utd 27 (the last was 2013-14) European competition in any given season
Sky Bet League One The competition in England for
European places has become more
Arsenal 25 (2020-21)
Liverpool 21 (1984-85)
who also did so in the previous season
1980s (19 in 33) 58%
Home Away predictable nowadays as the same Chelsea 19 (2015-16)
P W D L F A W D L F A GD Pts
Man City 14 (2023-24) 1990s (27 in 51) 53%
Y 1 Exeter City.....................................8 2 1 1 4 3 3 0 1 6 1 6 16 teams qualify year after year: the
proportion of clubs competing in Tottenham 13 (2022-23) 2000s (53 in 75) 71%
Y 2 Port Vale ........................................ 7 3 0 0 3 0 2 1 1 5 10 -2 16
Y 3 Oxford United..............................7 2 0 1 4 3 3 0 1 8 4 5 15 Europe in any given season who were Liverpool 11 (2010-11) 2010s (51 in 72) 71%
Z 4 Stevenage......................................8 1 3 0 5 3 3 0 1 6 3 5 15 also involved the previous year is Leeds 10 (1974-75) 2020s (23 in 29) 79%
Y 5 Barnsley..........................................7 2 0 2 11 6 2 1 0 5 1 9 13
Z 6 Portsmouth...................................7 2 2 0 5 2 1 2 0 5 1 7 13
Z 7 Bolton Wanderers.......................7 3 0 1 8 6 1 1 1 5 3 4 13
Y
Z
8 Wycombe Wanderers ............... 7
9 Lincoln City...................................7
2
2
1
1
1
0
5
7
5
1
2
1
0
2
1
1
3
4
4
6
-1
4
13
12
Results
Z 10 Cambridge United......................7 3 0 1 6 2 1 0 2 3 4 3 12
W 11 Derby County...............................7 1 1 2 4 5 2 0 1 8 4 3 10 Premier League QPR (1) 1 Sunderland (1) 3 Accrington (1) 4 Sutton Utd (0) 1
Y 12 Peterborough United................7 1 1 1 4 5 2 0 2 5 5 -1 10 Aston Villa (0) 3 Crystal Palace (0) 1 Paal 12 Clarke 45+8 Leigh 45+1 (pen), 57 Patrick 64
16,383 Ballard 57, Ba 81 Longelo 63 2,036
Y 13 Bristol Rovers...............................7 0 2 1 3 4 2 1 1 5 4 0 9 Durán 87 Édouard 47
Sent off: J Colback (QPR) 21 Pritchard 90+5
Luiz 90+8 (pen) 40,809
Z 14 Blackpool.......................................7 2 2 0 4 1 0 1 2 0 5 -2 9 Bailey 90+11 Sheffield Wed (0) 0 Ipswich (1) 1 Bradford City (0) 1 Harrogate (0) 1
Z 15 Shrewsbury Town ...................... 7 2 0 2 3 4 1 0 2 1 4 -4 9
25,938 Chaplin 45 Walker 90+5 Daly 78
W 16 Leyton Orient...............................8 1 0 2 2 7 1 2 2 5 6 -6 8 Bournemouth (0) 0 Chelsea (0) 0
17,283
10,421 Watford (0) 2 Birmingham (0) 0
W 17 Charlton Athletic.........................7 2 0 2 6 6 0 1 2 2 4 -2 7 Colchester (1) 1 Mansfield (0) 1
(0) 0 (0) 1 Rajovic 90+1 18,932
Y 18 Carlisle United ............................. 8 1 2 1 4 4 0 2 2 3 5 -2 7 Everton Arsenal
Andrews 90+6 Taylor 30 Keillor-Dunn 90
Z 19 Northampton Town...................7 1 1 2 3 4 1 0 2 2 3 -2 7 39,217 Trossard 69
Sent off: L Buchanan (Birmingham) 88 3,740
W 20 *Wigan Athletic............................7 2 0 1 4 4 2 1 1 8 4 4 5 Fulham (0) 1 Luton (0) 0 League One Crawley Town (0) 3 Tranmere (1) 2
W 21 @Reading ........................................ 7 3 0 1 5 2 0 0 3 1 4 0 5 Vinícius 65 24,467
Barnsley (1) 2 Burton Albion (0) 0 Darcy 61, Tsaroulla 68 Jolley 21, Taylor 66
W 22 Burton Albion...............................7 0 1 2 1 5 0 1 3 1 6 -9 2 Man United (0) 1 Brighton (1) 3 Lolos 90+6 2,961
Cole 21, 68 11,533
Y 23 Cheltenham Town......................7 0 0 3 0 6 0 1 3 0 3 -9 1 Mejbri 73 Welbeck 20 Derby (0) 1 Portsmouth (0) 1
Forest Green (0) 1 Doncaster (1) 2
Z 24 Fleetwood Town.........................7 0 0 3 0 6 0 1 3 3 7 -10 1 73,592 Gross 53
Collins 86 (pen) Bishop 90+5
Moore-Taylor 84 Biggins 35
João Pedro 71 Close 90+6
deducted *8pts/@4pts for breaching league rules 27,999
Newcastle (0) 1 Brentford (0) 0 Gillingham (2) 2 Morecambe (1) 1
Exeter (0) 1 Cheltenham (0) 0
Wilson 64 (pen) 51,670 Lapslie 9 Mellon 11
Watts 68 6,312 Mahoney 23 5,915
(0) 2 Sheffield Utd(0) 1
Sky Bet League Two Tottenham
Richarlison 90+8 Hamer 73
Fleetwood
3,744
(0) 0 Oxford Utd
Mills 16, Bodin 27
(2) 3 Sent off: M Mellon (Morecambe) 76
MK Dons (1) 1 Stockport (2) 2
Kulusevski 90+10 61,706 Edwards 60 Eisa 26 Barry 17
Home Away Sent off: O McBurnie (Sheffield Utd) 90+14 7,085 Powell 45+2
P W D L F A W D L F A GD Pts West Ham (1) 1 Man City (0) 3 Lincoln City (0) 1 Carlisle (1) 1
W 1 Gillingham.....................................8 3 0 1 4 4 3 0 1 3 2 1 18 Ward-Prowse 36 Doku 46, Silva 76 Hamilton 49 Plange 19 Newport Co (1) 1 Barrow (0) 1
W 2 Notts County................................8 3 0 0 8 4 2 2 1 7 7 4 17 62,475 Haaland 86 8,514 McLoughlin 40 Campbell 69 (pen)
Peterborough (1) 1 Leyton Orient (1) 1 3,539
Y 3 Swindon Town.............................7 3 1 0 15 5 1 2 0 7 6 11 15 Wolves (1) 1 Liverpool (0) 3 Sent off: R Delaney (Newport Co) 43
Y 4 Wrexham.......................................8 3 1 1 17 13 1 2 0 3 2 5 15 Kyprianou 21 Beckles 33
Hwang 7 Gakpo 55 7,945 Swindon (1) 2 Walsall (0) 0
Z 5 Mansfield Town...........................8 2 1 0 6 2 1 4 0 9 6 7 14 Robertson 85 Austin 2 9,131
Bueno 90+1 (og) Port Vale (0) 1 Northampton (0) 0
Y 6 Crawley Town..............................8 4 0 1 10 5 0 2 1 4 10 -1 14
Garrity 84 7,532
Hepburn-Murphy 88
Z 7 Crewe Alexandra........................8 2 2 0 11 7 1 2 1 8 6 6 13 Sky Bet Championship Sent off: T Knowles (Walsall) 66
Reading (0) 2 Bolton (1) 1 Wrexham (2) 3 Grimsby (0) 0
Y 8 Accrington Stanley....................8 3 1 1 10 6 1 0 2 3 5 2 13 Blackburn (1) 2 Middlesbrough (0) 1 Savage 77 Charles 20 Palmer 21, Boyle 31 10,116
Z 9 Milton Keynes Dons .................. 8 2 1 1 5 4 2 0 2 10 10 1 13 Szmodics 31, 49 Crooks 55 Vickers 86 13,155 Lee 79
Z 10 Barrow............................................7 1 1 0 3 2 2 2 1 5 4 2 12 16,348 Sent off: E Toal (Bolton) 90+4
Vanarama National League
W 11 AFC Wimbledon..........................8 0 3 1 5 6 2 2 0 7 2 4 11 Bristol City (0) 0 West Brom (0) 0 Shrewsbury (0) 0 Bristol Rovers (0) 2
Y 12 Newport County ......................... 8 2 2 0 10 4 1 0 3 6 11 1 11 21,836 6,070 Marquis 73 AFC Fylde (0) 1 Eastleigh (1) 2
Collins 90+1 Rendall 77 (og) Taylor 17
Y 13 Stockport County.......................8 1 2 1 5 5 2 0 2 7 7 0 11 Cardiff (0) 2 Swansea (0) 0 McCallum 50
Z 14 Walsall ............................................ 8 2 1 0 4 2 1 1 3 7 11 -2 11 Tanner 71 28,648 Stevenage (1) 1 Charlton (0) 1 Sent off: A Whitmore (AFC Fylde) 36
Z 15 Grimsby Town.............................8 2 2 0 5 1 0 2 2 4 8 0 10 Ramsey 86 (pen) Reid 34 Blackett-Taylor
5,118 90+2 (pen) Aldershot (0) 1 Gateshead (0) 1
Z 16 Morecambe...................................7 3 1 0 6 1 0 0 3 1 7 -1 10 Huddersfield (1) 2 Rotherham (0) 0
Wigan (0) 2 Cambridge U (0) 1
Stokes 59 Francis 85
Z 17 Bradford City................................8 2 2 0 5 3 0 2 2 1 5 -2 10 Koroma 18, Thomas 70 19,050
Humphrys 57 Okenabirhie 76 (pen)
1,948
Y 18 Colchester United.......................7 1 1 2 5 6 1 0 2 4 3 0 7 Millwall (0) 0 Leeds (1) 3 Aasgaard 62 10,078 Bromley (2) 3 Oldham (0) 0
Z 19 Salford City...................................8 0 1 3 3 7 2 0 2 6 6 -4 7 17,909 Piroe 15, 77, Rutter 81 Wycombe (1) 2 Blackpool (0) 0
Passley 27, Woods 41
Whitely 66
2,571
Y 20 Harrogate Town..........................8 1 0 2 2 2 1 1 3 3 7 -4 7 Norwich (1) 1 Stoke (0) 0 Vokes 13, Hanlan 46 4,691
Ebbsfleet (0) 0 Chesterfield (0) 1
Z 21 Forest Green Rovers ................. 8 0 0 5 3 13 2 1 0 3 1 -8 7 Stacey 44 25,816 League Two 2,063 Dobra 81
Y 22 Doncaster Rovers.......................8 0 2 2 3 6 1 0 3 4 9 -8 5
Preston (2) 2 Plymouth (0) 1 AFC Wimbledon (2) 2 Crewe (0) 2 Sent off: M Jacobs (Chesterfield) 90+2
Z 23 Tranmere Rovers........................8 1 0 3 7 7 0 0 4 3 8 -5 3 Holmes 1 Hardie 61 Neufville 30, Tilley 38 Tabiner 51 Halifax Town (0) 0 Dorking (1) 1
Z 24 Sutton United...............................8 1 0 3 5 6 0 0 4 6 14 -9 3 Millar 25 17,542 8,147 Nevitt 90+10 Craig 34
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four clubs in 1991-92, six in 1994-95, Harry Kane left Tottenham
seven in 1997-98 and eight in 1998-99. Hotspur in the summer having
established himself as the top
Most English clubs in Europe European goalscorer for English
in one season clubs but Mohamed Salah, three
9 behind, will hope to catch him.
2002-03: Champions League: Arsenal,
Man Utd, Newcastle, Liverpool (moved Players with most goals in
to Uefa Cup mid-season after finishing Europe for English clubs
third in group); Uefa Cup: Chelsea, Harry Kane, Tottenham, 45
Ipswich, Blackburn, Leeds, Fulham Thierry Henry, Arsenal, 42
2008-09: Champions League: Arsenal, Sergio Agüero, Man City, 42
Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd; Uefa Cup: Mohamed Salah, Chelsea, Liverpool, 42
Everton, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Steven Gerrard, Liverpool, 41
Tottenham, Man City Wayne Rooney, Man Utd, Everton, 40
8 Ruud van Nistelrooy, Man Utd, 38
1970-71, 1998-99, 2001-02, 2003-04, Didier Drogba, Chelsea, 36
2006-07, 2007-08, 2011-12, 2015-16, Olivier Giroud, Arsenal, Chelsea, 33
2023-24 Alan Shearer, Blackburn, Newcastle, 30
Ryan Giggs, Man Utd, 30
In 2004-05 there was the unfamiliar Peter Lorimer, Leeds, 30
sight in Europe of Millwall (FA Cup
runners-up) and Middlesbrough James Milner can become the first
(League Cup winners), both player to represent five English clubs
continental debutants. in Europe: he has appeared for
In 2011-12 the English entrants Newcastle, Villa, Manchester City
included Stoke City (FA Cup and Liverpool and will expect to play
runners-up), Birmingham City for Brighton in the Europa League
(League Cup winners) and Fulham this season.
(fair play route) and two seasons later
Wigan Athletic (FA Cup winners) Players to have appeared in
and Swansea (League Cup winners) European competition with
took part. most English league clubs
Four
Unlikely pairings/trios in Jonathan Woodgate: Leeds, Newcastle,
European competition Tottenham, Stoke
2004-05 Millwall, Middlesbrough Damien Duff: Blackburn, Chelsea,
2011-12 Birmingham, Stoke, Fulham Newcastle, Fulham
2013-14 Swansea, Wigan Brad Friedel: Liverpool, Blackburn,
Aston Villa, Tottenham
The highest attendance for a match Peter Crouch: Liverpool, Portsmouth,
featuring an English club was 136,505 Tottenham, Stoke
for Leeds United’s European Cup Nicolas Anelka: Arsenal, Man City,
semi-final against Celtic at Hampden Bolton, Chelsea
Saturday’s victory against Manchester United for Brighton, who will make their debut in European competition on Thursday Park in April 1970 — only 4,500 of Yossi Benayoun: West Ham, Liverpool,
whom were said to be supporting Chelsea, Arsenal
For the first time since 2015-16 The record of nine teams has all from 1985 to 1990 after Uefa Leeds. In fact the crowd for this James Milner: Newcastle, Aston Villa,
there will be as many as eight occurred twice: the quota was banned English clubs after the Heysel fixture, which was moved from Celtic Man City, Liverpool
English clubs in European bumped up in 2002-03 when Fulham Stadium disaster in 1985. Park because of the huge demand for
competition this season: Manchester qualified for the Uefa Cup via the England had only two clubs in tickets, was the largest for any match Most club trophies won
City, Arsenal, Manchester United Intertoto Cup and Ipswich did so action in 1990-91 and needed to be in European club competition. Spain 46
and Newcastle United in the through their fair play ranking; in patient as its coefficient — hit by the West Ham helped to draw what England 37
Champions League, Liverpool, 2008-09 Villa took the Intertoto five-year absence from European remains the largest crowd in Italy 30
Brighton and West Ham United in route and Manchester City won a fair competition — gradually built up England, when 97,974 saw them win Germany 19
the Europa League and Aston Villa play place. during the 1990s and allowed for the 1965 Cup Winners’ Cup final at Netherlands 11
in the Europa Conference League. England were not represented at more entrants. The contingent rose to Wembley. Portugal 7
Fixtures
Hartlepool (0) 0 Woking (0) 2 Kilmarnock (0) 2 Hibernian (1) 2 P W D L F A GD Pts Lazio.......................4 1 0 3 4 7 -3 3 Kick-off 7.45 unless stated Europa Conference League (5.45): Group E
4,214 Korboa 47, 50 Vassell 61, Wright 79 Dennis 8 (og) Falkirk....................6 5 1 0 15 3 12 16 Udinese ................. 4 0 3 1 1 4 -3 3 Today Legia Warsaw v Aston Villa. Group G
6,277 Vente 59 Hamilton...............6 5 1 0 11 3 8 16 Sassuolo................4 1 0 3 5 9 -4 3 Eintracht Frankfurt v Aberdeen.
Kidderminster (0) 0 Solihull Moors (1) 1 Premier League Nottm Forest v Burnley.
Stirling Albion.....6 3 1 2 5 8 -3 10 Salernitana...........3 0 2 1 3 5 -2 2 Friday
3,016 Warburton 15 Motherwell (0) 0 St Mirren (0) 1 Queen of South..6 3 0 3 12 11 1 9 Cagliari..................4 0 2 2 1 4 -3 2 Tomorrow
5,653 Tanser 55 Sky Bet Championship Birmingham v QPR
Montrose..............6 3 0 3 11 11 0 9 Empoli....................4 0 0 4 0 12 -12 0 Champions League: Group E (8.0):
Maidenhead (0) 0 Boreham Wood (0) 1 Kelty Hearts.........6 2 2 2 7 7 0 8 Feyenoord v Celtic; Lazio v Atletico Madrid.
(8.0)
Marsh 52 (pen)
Ross County (0) 1 Livingston (0) 1 German Bundesliga Bochum 1 Eintracht Cinch Championship Queen’s Park v Ayr.
Murray 59 Anderson 72 Annan Athletic....6 2 1 3 9 12 -3 7 Frankfurt 1; Cologne 1 Hoffenheim 3; Group F AC Milan v Newcastle (5.45); PSG v
Oxford City (0) 0 Dagenham & R (0) 0 3,160 Alloa Athletic.......6 2 0 4 8 12 -4 6 Darmstadt 3 Borussia Mönchengladbach 3; Borussia Dortmund (8.0). Group G Man City Kick-off 3.0 unless stated
876 Cove Rangers......6 1 2 3 8 8 0 5 Freiburg 2 Borussia Dortmund 4; v Red Star Belgrade (8.0); Young Boys v RB Saturday
St Johnstone (0) 0 Rangers (1) 2 Edinburgh City ... 6 0 0 6 5 16 -11 0 Heidenheim 4 Werder Bremen 2; Mainz 1 Leipzig (5.45). Group H (8.0): Barcelona v Premier League Brentford v Everton (5.30);
Rochdale (2) 4 Barnet (1) 2 6,967 Pereira da Silva 16 League Two East Fife 2 Clyde 0; Elgin 2 Stuttgart 3; RB Leipzig 3 Augsburg 0; Antwerp; Shakhtar Donetsk v Porto. Burnley v Man Utd (8.0); Crystal Palace v
Sinclair 23, 42 Kabamba 25, 67 Matondo 79 Dumbarton 0; Forfar 2 The Spartans 2; Wolfsburg 2 Union Berlin 1. Sky Bet Championship Bristol City v Fulham; Luton v Wolves; Man City v Nottm
Gilmour 50 2,568 P W D L F A GD Pts Peterhead 2 Bonnyrigg Rose 1; P W D L F A GD Pts Plymouth; Cardiff v Coventry; Preston v Forest.
Henderson 89 Celtic.......................5 4 1 0 11 3 8 13 Stenhousemuir 5 Stranraer 0. B Leverkusen......4 3 1 0 13 5 8 10 Birmingham; QPR v Swansea; Sheff Wed v
Bayern Munich...4 3 1 0 11 4 7 10 Sky Bet Championship Ipswich v
St Mirren...............5 3 2 0 9 6 3 11 French Ligue 1 Clermont 0 Nantes 1; Lens 0 Middlesbrough (8.0); Southampton v
Wealdstone (0) 0 Altrincham (0) 0 Motherwell...........5 3 1 1 6 4 2 10 RB Leipzig.............4 3 0 1 13 4 9 9 Blackburn; Leeds v Watford; Leicester v
Metz 1; Lorient 2 Monaco 2; Lyon 0 Le Havre Ipswich. League One Barnsley v Bristol City; Middlesbrough v Southampton;
1,302 Rangers.................5 3 0 2 8 2 6 9 Stuttgart................4 3 0 1 14 6 8 9 Portsmouth; Peterborough v Cheltenham;
0; Marseille 0 Toulouse 0; Reims 1 Brest 2; Hoffenheim..........4 3 0 1 10 6 4 9 Plymouth v Norwich; Rotherham v Preston;
York City (1) 3 Southend (0) 0 Hearts.....................5 2 1 2 4 2 2 7 Rennes 2 Lille 2; Strasbourg 2 Montpellier 2. Port Vale v Burton Albion. Swansea v Sheff Wed; West Brom v Millwall.
Ross County.........5 2 1 2 6 7 -1 7 P W D L F A GD Pts Wolfsburg.............4 3 0 1 7 5 2 9
Latty-Fairweather 26 4,679 Papa John’s EFL Trophy (7.0 unless League One Blackpool v Reading; Bolton v
Livingston.............5 1 3 1 5 8 -3 6 Monaco..................5 3 2 0 15 7 8 11 B Dortmund.........4 2 2 0 8 5 3 8
Kouhyar 74, Siziba 76 Union Berlin.........4 2 0 2 9 7 2 6 stated): Morecambe v Liverpool U-21; Peterborough; Bristol Rovers v Wigan;
Sent off: H Taylor (Southend) 74, Kilmarnock...........5 1 2 2 4 5 -1 5 Brest ....................... 5 3 1 1 7 6 1 10 Wigan v Leicester U-21; Derby v Lincoln; Burton v Fleetwood; Cambridge Utd v Port
Dundee..................5 1 2 2 5 8 -3 5 Nice.........................5 2 3 0 7 4 3 9 E Frankfurt...........4 1 3 0 4 3 1 6
G Scott-Morriss (Southend) 88 Freiburg................4 2 0 2 5 10 -5 6 Doncaster v Everton U-21; Shrewsbury v Vale; Carlisle v Derby; Charlton v Wycombe;
Hibernian..............5 1 1 3 9 10 -1 4 Marseille................5 2 3 0 7 4 3 9 Brighton U-21; Sutton Utd v Aston Villa U-21
P W D L F A GD Pts Heidenheim ........4 1 1 2 8 9 -1 4 Cheltenham v Stevenage; Leyton Orient v
Chesterfield.........9 7 1 1 23 15 8 22 Aberdeen..............5 0 2 3 3 9 -6 2 PSG..........................5 2 2 1 10 6 4 8 (7.45); Wycombe v Crystal Palace U-21; Shrewsbury; Northampton v Barnsley;
St Johnstone........5 0 2 3 2 8 -6 2 Werder Bremen..4 1 0 3 6 9 -3 3
Solihull Moors....9 5 4 0 16 8 8 19 Lille..........................5 2 2 1 7 7 0 8 Bochum ................4 0 3 1 4 9 -5 3 Colchester v Tottenham U-21 (7.30); Leyton Oxford Utd v Exeter; Portsmouth v Lincoln.
Barnet...................9 6 1 2 19 12 7 19 Cinch Championship Metz........................5 2 2 1 7 9 -2 8 B M’gladbach ...... 4 0 2 2 8 12 -4 2 Orient v Fulham U-21; Oxford Utd v MK League Two Crewe v Colchester;
Bromley...............9 4 3 2 14 10 4 15 Rennes...................5 1 4 0 10 6 4 7 Augsburg..............4 0 2 2 7 12 -5 2 Dons; Exeter v Reading; Bristol Rovers v Doncaster v Gillingham; Grimsby v Crawley;
Arbroath (2) 4 Airdrieonians (0) 0 Reims......................5 2 1 2 9 7 2 7
Woking.................9 4 3 2 13 9 4 15 McKenna 27 1,708 Cologne.................4 0 1 3 3 7 -4 1 West Ham U-21 (7.45). Harrogate v Salford; Mansfield v Barrow;
Hartlepool............9 5 0 4 19 19 0 15 Strasbourg............5 2 1 2 6 8 -2 7 Darmstadt............4 0 1 3 5 13 -8 1 Morecambe v Swindon; Newport Co v
Hylton 35, Bird 88 Le Havre................5 1 3 1 8 6 2 6 Wednesday
Rochdale...............9 4 2 3 15 11 4 14 McIntosh 90+1 Mainz......................4 0 1 3 3 12 -9 1 Bradford City; Notts Co v Forest Green;
Lorient ................... 5 1 3 1 7 7 0 6 Champions League: Group A Bayern
Gateshead............9 3 4 2 21 13 8 13 Spanish La Liga Athletic Bilbao 3 Cádiz 0; Stockport v Wrexham; Sutton Utd v MK
Halifax....................9 3 4 2 8 7 1 13 Sent off: R Little (Arbroath) 38, L McStravick Toulouse...............5 1 3 1 5 6 -1 6 Munich v Man Utd (8.0); Galatasaray v
Barcelona 5 Real Betis 0; Celta Vigo 0 Dons; Tranmere v Accrington; Walsall v
Ebbsfleet...............9 4 0 5 15 13 2 12 (Airdrieonians) 55 Montpellier...........5 1 2 2 9 9 0 5 Copenhagen (5.45). Group B (8.0): Arsenal
Mallorca 1; Getafe 3 Osasuna 2; Real Madrid AFC Wimbledon.
Wealdstone..........9 3 3 3 10 12 -2 12 Dundee Utd (1) 1 Morton (0) 1 Nantes....................5 1 2 2 6 8 -2 5 v PSV Eindhoven; Sevilla v Lens. Group C
Lyon........................5 0 2 3 3 10 -7 2 2 Real Sociedad 1; Sevilla 1 Las Palmas 0; Braga v Napoli (8.0); Real Madrid v Union Cinch Premiership Dundee v Kilmarnock;
Altrincham...........9 2 5 2 13 15 -2 11 Moult 19 Muirhead 58 Valencia 3 Atlético Madrid 0; Villarreal 2 Hibernian v St Johnstone; Livingston v
Dagenham & R....9 3 2 4 10 12 -2 11 7,075 Clermont...............5 0 1 4 4 10 -6 1 Almería 1. Berlin (5.45). Group D (8.0): Benfica v Red
Lens.........................5 0 1 4 4 11 -7 1 Bull Salzburg; Real Sociedad v Inter Milan. Celtic (12.30); St Mirren v Hearts.
Aldershot..............9 3 2 4 16 19 -3 11 Sent off: M Cudjoe (Dundee Utd) 63 P W D L F A GD Pts
Oxford City .......... 9 2 4 3 16 14 2 10 Italian Serie A Cagliari 0 Udinese 0; Sky Bet Championship Blackburn v Cinch Championship Airdrieonians v Raith;
Queen’s Park (0) 0 Dunfermline (0) 2 Real Madrid..........5 5 0 0 10 3 7 15 Dunfermline v Morton; Inverness CT v
Boreham Wood..9 2 4 3 9 12 -3 10 Fiorentina 3 Atalanta 2; Frosinone 4 Barcelona..............5 4 1 0 13 4 9 13 Sunderland; Huddersfield v Stoke; Hull v
Maidenhead.........9 2 4 3 7 10 -3 10 1,968 McCann 51, 67 Sassuolo 2; Genoa 2 Napoli 2; Inter Milan 5 Athletic Bilbao .... 5 3 1 1 9 4 5 10 Leeds; Millwall v Rotherham; Norwich v Dundee Utd; Partick v Arbroath. League
Eastleigh...............9 2 4 3 9 15 -6 10 AC Milan 1; Juventus 3 Lazio 1; Monza 1 Girona....................4 3 1 0 7 2 5 10 One Annan v Alloa; Edinburgh City v Cove;
Raith Rovers (0) 1 Inverness CT (0) 0 Leicester (8.0); Watford v West Brom.
Kelty v Falkirk (5.30); Montrose v Stirling
Dorking ................. 9 2 3 4 8 14 -6 9 Lecce 1; Roma 7 Empoli 0. Valencia ................5 3 0 2 7 4 3 9
York........................9 1 4 4 13 17 -4 7
Gullan 87 2,846 P W D L F A GD Pts Thursday Albion; Queen of South v Hamilton. League
Rayo Vallecano...5 3 0 2 6 8 -2 9
Kidderminster.....9 1 4 4 4 9 -5 7 P W D L F A GD Pts Inter Milan............4 4 0 0 13 1 12 12 Europa League (5.45 unless stated): Group Two Bonnyrigg v Stenhousemuir; Clyde v
Atlético Madrid...4 2 1 1 10 4 6 7
Oldham..................9 1 4 4 9 15 -6 7 Raith Rovers........5 4 1 0 10 6 4 13 Juventus...............4 3 1 0 9 2 7 10 Cádiz.......................5 2 1 2 5 7 -2 7 A (8.0): Olympiacos v Freiburg; West Ham v Elgin; Dumbarton v Peterhead; Spartans v
AFC Fylde.............9 1 2 6 14 23 -9 5 Dundee Utd..........5 3 2 0 11 2 9 11 AC Milan................4 3 0 1 9 7 2 9 Getafe.....................5 2 1 2 5 7 -2 7 Backa Topola. Group B (8.0): Ajax v East Fife; Stranraer v Forfar.
*Southend ............ 9 4 1 4 15 12 3 3 Partick Thistle.....5 3 1 1 14 6 8 10 Lecce......................4 2 2 0 7 4 3 8 Real Betis..............5 2 1 2 5 10 -5 7 Marseille; Brighton v AEK Athens. Group C
Arbroath...............6 3 0 3 10 8 2 9 Napoli.....................4 2 1 1 8 5 3 7 (8.0): Rangers v Real Betis; Sparta Prague v
Sunday
* deducted 10pts for breaching league rules Real Sociedad......5 1 3 1 8 7 1 6
Queen’s Park.......6 3 0 3 8 10 -2 9 Frosinone ............. 4 2 1 1 7 6 1 7 Aris Limassol. Group D (8.0): Atalanta v Premier League (2.0 unless stated):
Cinch Scottish Premiership Osasuna.................5 2 0 3 7 8 -1 6
Dunfermline.........5 2 2 1 6 4 2 8 Fiorentina.............4 2 1 1 9 9 0 7 Villarreal................5 2 0 3 8 10 -2 6 Rakow Czestochowa; Sturm Graz v Arsenal v Tottenham; Brighton v
Celtic (0) 3 Dundee (0) 0 Airdrieonians.......5 2 0 3 5 10 -5 6 Verona...................3 2 0 1 4 4 0 6 Alavés .................... 5 2 0 3 5 7 -2 6 Sporting. Group E LASK v Liverpool; Union Bournemouth; Chelsea v Aston Villa;
Morton...................5 1 1 3 7 12 -5 4 Atalanta.................4 2 0 2 8 5 3 6 Mallorca ................ 5 1 2 2 4 5 -1 5 Saint Gilloise v Toulouse. Group F Liverpool v West Ham; Sheff Utd v
Turnbull 51 (pen)
Furuhashi 63 Ayr Utd .................. 5 1 0 4 3 12 -9 3 Bologna.................3 1 1 1 3 4 -1 4 Celta Vigo.............5 1 1 3 4 7 -3 4 Panathinaikos v Villarreal; Rennes v Newcastle (4.30).
O’Riley 67 Inverness CT........5 0 1 4 3 7 -4 1 Torino.....................3 1 1 1 2 4 -2 4 Sevilla.....................4 1 0 3 6 8 -2 3 Maccabi Haifa. Group G Servette v Slavia Sky Bet Championship Stoke v Hull
League One Annan 3 Stirling Albion 0; Roma......................4 1 1 2 11 6 5 4 Granada.................4 1 0 3 7 12 -5 3 Prague; Sheriff v Roma. Group H Bayer (midday); Sunderland v Cardiff.
Hearts (1) 2 Aberdeen (0) 0 Cove 2 Kelty 2; Falkirk 1 Queen of South 0; Genoa.....................4 1 1 2 4 7 -3 4 Las Palmas ........... 5 0 2 3 1 4 -3 2 Leverkusen v Hacken (5.45); Qarabag v Cinch Premiership Aberdeen v Ross Co;
Oda 14, Boyce 64 18,626 Hamilton 2 Alloa 1; Montrose 5 Edinburgh 2. Monza....................4 1 1 2 3 6 -3 4 Almería..................5 0 1 4 5 11 -6 1 Molde. Rangers v Motherwell.
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