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Posted on Feb 21, 2022

I Can't Stop Laughing At

All These People Who
Got Absolutely Roasted
Into Oblivion
Somebody get a bandage.

by Dave Stopera
BuzzFeed Staff

88 comments

1. On clowns:

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2. On sales:

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3. On pigs:

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4. On bacteria:

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5. On internet apps:

Twitter: @skynews

6. On NASA:

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7. On testing:

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8. On kangaroos:

Twitter

9. On pricing:

22mins•R

Howmuchis$2chips?
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10. On shots:

Twitter

11. On DNA:

Twitter: @evansliis456

12. On climate change:

Replyingto a

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theclimate.It'sfuckinnature.Getoverit
8:55pm•19Jan20•TwitterforAndroid

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17

•2m
Replyingto

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13. On periods:

Girlswanabetalkingboutperiod
pains.Haveyoueverrolledyourankle
overlikethis?

natE
@gbtDemetria

I'msogladgirlsdon'thaveankles

Twitter: @lgbtdemetria

14. On helmets:

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15. On the moon:

SFLATEARTH•••
SOCIETY
8h•m

iftheearthisflatdothemoon
andallotherplanetsareflat?
Youand5others 49Comments

Haha [Comment

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Haha Reply 4

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themwasn't?
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16. On wealth:

Twitter: @willmarie_s

17. On viruses:

OST

Ohyeahthat"virus"thatkillslike
00000000.1%ofthepopulationis
back

56mLikeReply 9

youknow,no
matterhowmanyzerosyou
putinfrontofthedecimal
point,itdoesn'tmakethe
numberanysmaller6
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18. On unhappiness:

There'sno"i"inhappyness
4:30PM•27Aug17

92Retweets124Likes

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•30m
Replyingto
Thereisifuspellitright

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19. On bodies:

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20. On opposites:

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21. On long-term effects:

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22. On the Bible:

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23. On zombies:

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24. On spreading:

Thepeoplewithvaccinationarethe
carriersandspreadersofthisvirus

12hLikeReply

PERORSEB

Well,thehospitalisn'tfullof
vaccinatedpeople.Sojoinusor
enjoyyourventilator.
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25. On research:
~Ph.D. •4h

Theconsensusofqualifieddoctorsand
biomedicalscientistsisthatthebestway
to#protectyourfamilyistoget
vaccinated.

VaccinesProtectYour
Community
hhs.gov

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1h
I'dsuggestyoudomoreresearch.
Thevaxxisnotthewaytoprotect
yourself,yourfamilyoranyoneelse...
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havepublishedactualresearch.

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26. On choice:

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27. On Columbus Day:

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28. On the past:

Facebook
29. On protesting:

Facebook

30. On English:

NoEnglishwordhasdouble"OO"
excepttheword"Food".Proveme
wrong!

Thisisproofthatpreschooleducationis
importantinchildhoodandthat
choosingtherightbooksandtoolsto
learnismoreimportantthanNollywood.

Fornow,getastool,gobacktothe
classroomandlearnsomecoordination.
Don'tbeahooligan
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31. On Disney:

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32. On speed:

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33. On genes:

Facebook

34. On CEOs:

Quora

35. On soups:

Google Reviews

36. On cars:

Facebook

37. On Florida:

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38. On peanut butter:

Peanutbuttersandwichesarewaybetterthanpeanut
butterjellysandwiches.

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•2h

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someofthemdownrightheinous.Butthisistheone
thatmademerealizetherearesomepeopleoutthere
thatwerenaturallyconceivedasbastardmen.You
disgustmeandIhopeyousufferdrymouthfromyour
nojellyhavingsandwiches.

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39. On simple math:

booglemoth:
vissible-cracks:
zachsgay:
ineedtobelike12xhotterthaniamnow
0x12=0

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40. On bans:

Twitter

41. On Mars:

reddit.com

42. On trees:

Reddit

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43. On kneeling:

Twitter: @tonyoneill1987

44. On the Civil War:

TheCivilWarwasn'taboutslavery
untiltheUnionstartedlosing.Lincoln
neededtogainthesupportofthe.
Northernerssomehow,sohemadea
politicalmovetoincludeslavery,
otherwisethepeoplewouldhave
forcedLincolntostoptheunpopular
war.ManySoutherngeneralscouldn't
havecaredlessaboutslavery,or
fightingforit.Fact.
11hLikeReply
08182

So,I'mtakingityouhaveadegree
inhistorywithafocuson
Americanhistoryduringthattime
period?BecauseIdoandthat's
thedumbestfuckingthingl've
everheard

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45. On vulgarity:

Men,

Stayawayfromvulgarwomen.

Afeminine,respectfulwomanvalueswhat
shespeaksorwrites.

Awomanwhoeasilysaysorwrites"fuck",
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Vulgarwomenaredamagedwomenwho
comewithemotionalbaggage.

FOCUSONYOURLIFE.

#MasculinitySaturday
•5,694177,350 M7,986

Replyingto

Vaginaisvulgar?I'maGYN,
whatamIsupposedtocallit,the
pocketbook?
Twitter

46. On teaching:

Twitter

47. On desperation:

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48. On rainbows:

Worstexampleofcultural
appropriationever:LGBTsstolethe
rainbowfromGod.It'shis.He
inventedit.Gen.9:11-17.Giveitback.
9:34AM•4/2/17•TwitterWebClient

ChrisStedman©
@ChrisDStedman

Oneofmyfavoritethingsabout
pridemonthiscelebratingthemany
achievementsoftheLGBTQ
community,likewhenwecollectively
stoletherainbowfromGod

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49. On religion:

Twitter: @jxmesmxckey

50. On shots:

Twitter

51. On percentages:

Twitter

52. On books:

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53. On shelter:

Twitter

54. On wood:

reddit.com

55. On pronouns:

Twitter

56. On the behind:

Twitter

57. On the Bible:

Facebook

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58. On awkwardness:
Twitter

59. On grammar:

Twitter

60. On radios:

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61. On IDs:

Twitter

62. On gas:

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63. On spelling:

Facebook

64. On cellphones:

Twitter: @crystaljacklack

65. On Queen:

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66. On time:

Tumblr

67. On taxes:

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68. On fast food:

Facebook

69. On sexuality:

Twitter: @altamarikurusu

70. On food:

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71. On houses:

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72. On celsius:

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73. On cafés:

reddit.com

Got 'em.

74. On the entire human

race:

reddit.com

75. And on sex ed:

Twitter: @mamadoctorjones

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nederlinde2
10 months ago

Dense cabbage is my new

favourite insult
122 Show replies (2)

rigop2
10 months ago

The last one always gets me.

75

brandia4e65fcc94
10 months ago

Mama Doctor Jones is a treasure

with that burn.
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