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Laundromat Tale with Inexplicably Chosen Ending

This guy walks into a laundry store, and asks for some peanuts.
Guy: Hey, give me some peanuts.
Laundry Lady: Um, we don't have peanuts, we're a laundry store.
Guy: Hey, who are you people? Do you work for the CIA?
Laundry Lady: Um, no, who are you? Whata are you doing here?
Guy: Stuff.
Laundry Lady: What's wrong with you? You people drive me insane! What are you
doing here if you don't have any laundry?
Guy: Stuff.
Laundry Lady: Okay that's it.
Lady smashes guy over the head with a cantelope.
Guy: Hey, you just hit me over the head with a cantelope!
Laundry Lady: Yeah, and the--
Guy: Geez, what's wrong with you?
Laundry Lady: Well you're the--
Guy: I'm not playing hide and seek with you any more!
Laundry Lady: What--
Guy leaves, slamming door. Ants start to eat the cantelope. Lady cries, and small
rat living in a hole in the store implodes, leaving the cat furious.

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George: What is that memory card doing there?

Henrietta: What do you think?
George: Removing lemonade?
Henrietta: Tarter sauce, George, Tarter sauce.
Michaelangelo: Wow, cerebral corn dogs...

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