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CautionaryTalesforChildren_10672463
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C H IL D R E N
D e s ign e d A dm om tion Ch il
dren b e t w een
’
f or th e of
H BELL O C
.
L O N D O N
T HE EV E LE GH I N AS H C O M PA N Y
IN T R O D U C T IO N
v e rse s c o nt a ine d in t h is bo o ! we re t ru e .
A nd is it T r ue It i n o t Tr u s e
.
d nd f it we re it wou ldn t do
’
F p eop le u e/
or m a nd y
r z as e ou
A
'
re so e u z .
Be ca u e y tnng we re reall
r
'
s
yz s so,
wou ld h v p / d lo ng g
'
Y ou a e erzJ ze a o,
N or B T B u rviv ed to dra w
. . . s
T/ n ice t tn
ze lng y u ve r
s w : o e sa .
H B
. .
C A U T ION A R Y TA LES FOR C H ILDREN
J1 m ,
a w ay f rom 6 1 s N u rs e,
’
ra n wa s
ea ten o a L i on
y .
And
C A U T ION AR Y T AL ES
—
Y ou know at leas t you oug z t / to k n ow ,
Bang .
W i th open ! aw s a L i on sprang
, ,
he almost ran
To help the litt l
e gentle man .
s name ) ,
Ponto l cri ed ,
w i th angry F rown .
T he H onest ! eeper s
Eyes wer e
Li on hav i ng reached h i s H ead ,
H is M other as ,
S he drie d h e r eyes ,
S aid ,
—
Well it gives me no surpr i s e ,
!
!
F or fear of fi nd i ng someth i ng wo r se .
FOR C H ILDREN . L7
H e n r y ! in g,
!
ea
’
i ts
f
o S tring , a n d w as ar y
e
l
in D rea dfu l 1 4g onies .
chew i ng l i ttle b i ts S tr i ng .
l
ast he s w allowed some which tied
C A U T ION A RY TA LES
O h my F r i end s be warn ed
, ,
T ha t B reakfas t , D inner ,
and
Are all the H uman F rame requires
Wi th t ha t , th e W r e t ch e d C h i ld e ! pires .
FOR CH ILDREN .
M at il
d a,
W/ o told
z L ies a n d
,
w a s Bu rn ed to D ea ta
.
one s Eye s
’
At t em p t ed t o M atilda .
F o r o n c e towards t he C l
, o se of D a
y ,
W ent tipto e
the T el e p h on e
nd su mmo ned the I mmed i ate Aid
O f L ondon s N oble F i r e B ri gad e
’
-
.
W i thi n an h o u r the Ga l
lan t Band
Were p mg
our m on every hand ,
'
’
U
’
nt i l M at i lda s Au nt su c ceeded
In showi ng them they were not needed !
That N i ght a F i re a ia
’ ’
break out
You should have heard M atilda S hou t !
Y ou should have heard her S cream a n d
C A U T ION A R Y TA LES
Fran ! l
in H yd e
,
W/ ot ca r ou sea
I
in tne D irt I
a na wa s
td
correc e o
y
And
C A U T I ONAR Y TA LES
t i ll i t H u r t ,
MO R AL .
l
G o d o p h in H o r ne
a Boot—
Bla ce .
(F or such was Y ou ng l ’
G o do p h in s age ) .
36 CA U T I O NARY TA L E S
t ook
F lue ,
And wasn t
’
D A
’
l
t n o
’
C ome
C A U T ION A RY TA L E S
me
!
let us say Godolph i n H o !
B ut hardly ha
d h e said th e word
Wh en M u r mur s of D i ssent were heard .
! of I celand s E ldes t
’
The i ng S on
!
I d oubt i f H e i s what we need !
’
l
l
y good )
S aid ,
No ! H e wouldn t do at all ,
T h e C hamberlai n said ,
FOR C H ILDREN .
39
O ne can n ot
’
4 1
l
A ge r n o n ,
la
p y ed w it n a L oaded G u n
,
a n d,
m issing é
S ister , w a s p
re i ma
r n ded éy nis
S on ,
play i ng w i th a
L oaded Gun .
H e poi nted It to
wards his sister ,
Ai med very .
care
fully bu t
,
M iss e d h er
Fa t h er who
,
near ,
The L oud E xp l
os i o n cha n c e d to H ea r ,
44 C A U T I ON A RY TA LES
l
H i d e b r an d ,
wa s fi ignt ened é
y a Pa ssing
a n d wa s arougnt to R ea s on .
Oh ,
M urder ! Wha t wa s t ha t ,
Papa !
M y ch i ld ,
FOR C H I LDREN .
45
It was a M o t or -
C a r,
M o st I ng e n i o u s Toy
In an
y E n
Yg ish l B oy .
Wa t e r loo ,
C A U T I O NAR Y TA L E S
! u at re B ras and
-
Li g n y t oo
F OR C H ILDREN .
49
A n d died a t T rafalgar !
We ll off to T o wn
’
5 2 C A UT I ON A RY T A L ES
fathe r ,
L ord D unquerque
!
Hi ,
L undy ! L eave th e C at alone !
L o r d L u ndy ,
letti n g go its ta i l ,
Would l so
ra se te r r i ble a wail
As moved
FOR CH ILDRE N .
53 .
H is
Grandp apa
D uke
An Animal was ~
no t a T oy !
54 C A U T ION ARY TA LES
H is fath er s E lder
'
S i ster , who
Was marr i ed to a Parve no o ,
C o nfidc d to H er H usband , D ra t !
Wh y do n t t hey drown t he
’
Li ttle Beas t !
S ugges ti o n s whi ch , to say the least ,
T he Garter or no ,
matter what ,
S aid ,
!
O h ! t hat I were Br i sk an d
T o give him that for wh i c h to cry !
D ea r B ut l
er
I l
real
y n e i ther know no r care
F or what the D ea f O ld Butler thought !
In my o
p i mo n B ut l e rs ought
,
Im
’
L o rd L u n d y
(SE C ON D C AIN T O) .
then ,
F rom fi fteen
hu n dred at t he mo s t
—
To e i ght and barely s i x and th e n
,
To be C u rato r of B ig B en !
T he — —
D uke h i s aged grand s i re bore
6 1
R e b e c c a,
Wdo s lamm ed D oors f or Fu n a n d Perisned M isera é y l
.
V l
Ve a th
y Banker s
’
64 C A U T I ON A RY TA LES
To mak e
M entioned h e r V irtues ,
it is true ,
G e o rg e ,
l o la
p y ed w it n a D a ng erous T oy , a n d suf ere d a
C a t a st rop /z e o eonsidera é l
e D im ensions
f .
It go t i nt o the candle l
f ame,
w i th a loud r eport !
FOR C H ILDREN 71
C ousi n M ary ,
Li ttle F red ,
7 2 C A U T ION A RY TA LES
T he F o o tme n
T h e C haplain ,
and
S t i ll R oom
-
M aid .
I dreadfully afraid
That M onsieur C hampignon ,
the C hef
,
Will be
permanently de af
74 C A U T ION A RY TA L E S
A i des
much
While George who was
, part to blam e ,
A na s ty lump
MO RAL .
o , ,
T o give h i m ,
if they d i d no t m i nd ,
O nly C h i ld
O f Bu nyan . F i rst l l
L ord A b e rfy de ,
E b e Geb ars
(
.
l1b il
!b wl I
us e ,
S IM PL Y D O IN G R IG H T .