Rajnikanth Jokes

Posted by Dr.MoonGarg on April 21, 2011 The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanths signature. ============================= Once while playing Rajnikanth said STATUE to a person Now that person is known as STATUE OF LIBERTY. ============================= ** Breaking news ** Rajnikanth got shot yesterday . . today is the bullets funeral!! ============================= Did U ever wonder?? Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? . . . . . . . Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!! ============================= Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India.. ============================= Awesome fact.., Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! =============================

Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. . . . . . . . . . .Gmail@rajnikant.com/* <![CDATA[ */ (function(){try{var s,a,i,j,r,c,l=document.getElementById("__cf_email__");a=l.className;if(a) {s='';r=parseInt(a.substr(0,2),16);for(j=2;a.length-j;j+=2) {c=parseInt(a.substr(j,2),16)^r;s+=String.fromCharCode(c);}s=document.createTextNode(s);l.parentN ode.replaceChild(s,l);}}catch(e){}})(); /* ]]> */ ============================= USA POWER vs INDIAN POWER USA10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships INDIA*RAJNIKANTH* ============================ Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs ============================= A child went 2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from ice. Today those mountains are called Himalyas & That child name is RAJNIKANTH =============================== FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. . . .

. . Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. =============================== Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? . . . . . . . . . To protect the sun from his eyes! ============================= a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH . . . . Since then, it is called TATA NANO. =================================== Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. ================================= Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: Biggest Movie Mistakes! Fascinating Parvati Melton Dirty Fun at Mud Festival Five Head Snake I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours can u ??? rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it =============================== BREAKING NEWS..

FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED RAJNIKANTH" ============================= Once when rajnikant was playing cricket, he played a defensive shot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And now that ball is called . . . . . . . . . . PLUTO ============================= Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, he is now called 50 cent..!! ============================= RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4 next day RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!! ============================= Once a guy winked at Rajnikanths wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid. We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. ============================= Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to

wear his Underwear over his pants.. Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!