Hiawathas

HUGH SINcLAIR,

Lipid
M.D.

Vice

President, Oxford

Magdalen

College England

University,

From Took Typed Triplicate his paper on upon and the the lions for surgeons impatiently them the with tape-recorder for foolscap the very in triple-spacing

his the

briefcase meeting, and paper; in

Hiawatha

Margarine

or

safflower

seed

oil,

Or Or him, Or Do Raise As

arachidommic

acid,
of

Or the
the not the

body-fat
milk in an cholesterol smoke with above fats cholesterol Then

quokkas, musk-rat, reindeer-measure in serum; upwards movement wigwam, measure serum. Neo-Keysian tell serum we have eaten us period

adrenals

of the of female equal

Glanced
Critical Like Waiting As Wait Saw Saw

crowd hostile, arena

before

in the a Christian

victim, theatre waiting, patient; notebooks ready

is wind-swept Brownian the in the will equation in when

in some the their

Randomly Wandering So Raise these

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in different

Gleaming By the And Spoken As the Uselessly So

in its chromium-plating Ampex Corporation all the nonsense speakers, prairies footprints, nonsense speakers. When By What We will an by the previous snow upon the records all the by the the previous intricate

preserving

arithmetic cholesterol have

preserving

Spoken

(And dont vomit having eaten) Butter, sardines, walrus liver, Margarine or safflower seed oil,
Or Or courage, arachidonic the body-fat acid. of quokkas,

INTRODUCTION Hiawatha, taking description period measure liver, seed quokkas, musk-rat, reindeermeasure oil, in serum: walrus safflower acid,
of

Started
Giving Of the When Raised Butter, Margarine Or Or Or Or All

on

the

Introduction,

first
all fats

a brief

Or adrenals of the musk-rat, Or the milk of female reindeer; Count the double bonds and
Electronic On From Theres All As And Dietetic Of With Gives the Follows the Migrate a digital the no now caribou by predictably computation double a slide-rule you now bonds a neat in heart pushed in lipids prognosis your diseasesin a bottle calculation cholesterol the automation computer Ampex need to Corporation; estimate equation;

add

by

Proto-Keysian in equal cholesterol sardines, or body-fat milk fats rain the least

it-

in serum Keys in summer accustomed are pathways herded,

arachidonic the the these the at adrenals

of the of female

in equal in San in thought

Raise
As Fills (So

cholesterol
ditches

in serum,
Francisco the roadways Hiawatha)

Whether
From Or As Stops (Viii Myocardial period ischaemic a cork the Rose

you
a thrombus

will die tomorrow

vesselsinfarction

So these fats in equal measure Raise cholesterol in serum. Then When its known when Quantitative Do occur Are Butter, included sardines, Plentifully the from Meso-Keysian work lipids of others

variations different in our diets, diets: walrus

wine from flowing of California); also by skillful this Keysian method,

freely

Atheromatosis Is predicted liver 584 By this

in our

method.

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19581

SINCLAIR
RESULTS

585

Others Larrys After lowered vegetable lipid seed acids fatty vegetable simple acids

are

not

quite

so lucky:

levels* oilsHiawatha

took

Thus supplied some serum

with

diverse

methods

Polyethenoic Or From Follow So at In As As So Are essential the

seed

oils-

a more least

pattern, Hiawatha

thought

From his arm by venepuncture And cholesterol determined; Why he had no clear conception But theres wild enthusiasm For cholesterol in serum;
As the children round the camp-fire

unpublished the the the sun sun laws comes goes

observations: up down in morning, in evening, levels

Dance and shout in exultation, So theres wild enthusiasm For cholesterol in serum:
Why it rises on infusion

of lipid

predictably fatty cholesterol acids lipid thought

determined: acids in serum,

Saturated Raise

Of suspended (Ethanolamine
Joined With unsaturated

phospholipids and choline

acid acids-

to phosphatidic

Polyethenoic Lower So In at serum least

levelsHiawatha

Polyethenoic Also saturated

Sticking out

acidsacids,
from from off the sugar tissueskidneys,

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unpublished

observations. METHODOLOGY After this review of others

-

Like
Coming Red

the
cells,

branches
out liver,

of a cactus),
unknown spleen and

Atheromatous
Hepatectomized

aortas,
when acids fatty Having acids. thus value a patient thrombotic on
he called

Hiawatha (Methodology, Making Longer Talked Meads How As Then he he

turned lie it more words about silicic trapped to pushed trap are silicic acid

to methods called it

Why

it falls,

you

have

eaten

scientificscientific); acid, column, the different the them beaver. back and forwardslipids

Polyethenoic

Or essential

established should be, symptoms, serum

clearly

What Hiawatha Who Used

the had his

normal took grave methods

used he

the

Countercurrent As Runs Then Alcoholic Following Riemenschneiders So politely (Personal As the called the at frightened random

distributionhare back them or and up reindeer forwards. with potash,

(Methodology

Found
Recognized

a curious
it by

lipid
the

it), in itusual

Ante-iso-trans-oleic;

he boiled potash the

mixture, rules establishedSkillful by Mattson witchcraft

Gas-chromatographic By the humps

upon

method, the paper

communication)dinner by boiled in the stewpa

Like the Rockies at the sunset, By the bumps upon the paper Like the molehills in the prairies, By a very curious spicule Like the tower of Hotel Claremont
Coming Which in a new unquestionably position proved it

Is boiled So And he

Minnehaha, them up bonds with potash

.Anti-iso-trans-oleic;

the

double

determined

Called
No Called Hiawathas one

it Hiawathas
acid; else had found

UFA,
this syndrome, lipid

Spectrophotometrically. Then he used the latest method, method by peaks the the he he Rockies mole-hills estimated wondered secretly unpublishable James upon at and the the in the lipids if it mattered, about it Martin, paper sunset, prairies.

Hiawathianic

Gas-chromatographic Introduced Showing Like Like Thus And

In the

serum

of patient; lipidosis,

it Hiawathas

But Had
Viperus

he did not know his patient been bitten by a viperRussellianus-

And
There

in Russells
is but one

viper
type

venom
of UFA-

Wondered With

Ante-iso-trans-oleic,

wondrings.

Hiawathianic

acid.

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THE THERAPY So he and started oil also also os, his per in the and quarts quick corn
of

AMERICAN

JOURNAL

OF

CLINICAL

NUTRITION

[\ol.
in him

6, No.

But to oil, corn oil, treat him;

the

patient

still

had

Ante-iso-trans-oleic, Hiawathianic Which From had the acid, come Russells if he viper had known venom. it

Gave Gave Gave Gave Poured (As Being Soon Every For Of But the

him him it by it by

safflower pints infusion, inunction,

it down, beaver drowned becomes orifice administring was fatty patient

pharynx,
SUMMARY

flood-time waters carcass,) doses had in him Take Butter, Margarine Or Or arachidonic the body-fat some The care moral when walrus

in swirling a bloated needed the acids; still acid. So he tried acid acid suppose in peanuts in spiders, spelt

of this you have liver, seed oil,

story eaten

is then

sardines,

essential the

or safflower acid,

Ante-iso-trans-oleic, Hiawathianic

of quokkas, of the
of

Or specific treatment; Or To

adrenals the avoid by has milk

musk-rat, reindeer; dont viper get

female

Gave Gave Named But And So So Like Which Is the Which

some

linoleic

thrombosis a Russells but one

(Octadecadienoic), arachidonic you might it is not is plentiful perhaps arachnidonic arachnodea as everyone spidery and inmost ensheaths he found from peanuts

Bitten Which

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type

of UFA-

Ante-iso-trans-oleic, Hiawathianic acid.

it wronglyacid, mater remembers mother wraps the cortex;

*

REFERENCE
L. Kinsell and Ahrens, and after: of Internal 90, page ii. Medicine, Friskey, Hiawatha; Michaels,

Malinroc, 1953 Archives Volume