Idiots @ MAIT

First of all I would like to clarify that this title has not been inspired from Amir Khans upcoming flick 3 Idiots. It is a result of careful consideration of my surroundings through my perspective. This title came to my mind on a fine day when we (I mean I with my 5 friends) were sitting on the outer stairs of Ist block talking nothing else but rubbish. I was tired of listening to them so I took out my lunch and started to eat. As I gulped a spoon of dal, Shubham said to me, Finish off your lunch as fast as possible, Im gonna bring some samosas for all of us from the hostel in your Tupperware bowl. At that precise moment Surendra announced, SHUBHAM is my BEST friend , half hugging Shubham. Shubham smiled. He knew that Surendra said this always when he was going to bring them really hot and absolutely free samosas. 2 minutes later he took my lunch box and went to the hostel to fetch the samosas. Yaar lets have fun. Even better if we could learn something side by side. I broke the odd silence. Lets go for Rocket Singh, the reviews are cool. Times of India gave 4 stars man! cried Shourya. Another Ranbir Kapoor flickI really REALLY hate Ranbir and how time does he need to realize that fun doesnt mean movies and malls always. By the way he and Ranbir have one thing in common. Very interesting indeed. Ranbir reached movies by his father Rishi Kapoors name and Shourya reached MAIT by his fathers money. I think thats the reason he loves Ranbir so much. Once we get a good package we will surely have fun. I dont think this college will get us a good package 4 years later, said Deepak watching 2 fourth years dressed in formals, rushing to the mini Audi. Ask him, is he gonna get a placement in the Ist semester? If he has such doubts regarding his placement then why the hell is he here then? This clumsy fellow neither studies nor enjoys. Someone tell him that there is a world other than (rather ahead of) placement and jobs. Phew.Well get into Public Sector Companies yaar, thats not a

problem. What we are discussing here is that this place is too boring. This college has nothing to offer other than Academics, said Surendra. First of all replace the Well with an Ill. His reserved category certificate will surely get him in some Public Sector Company as it got him in into MAIT inspite of a whopping 13500 rank in IPU Entrance Exam. Anyways, ask him what is his definition of fun? I mean the college has a literary society, a dramatics society (of which Im a member), a music Society and 3 Technical societies and stillstill the college has nothing to offer. These clubs and societies are not enough. Ask him has he joined any of them spat comes a reply, I dont have time for such natakbazi. These things are meant for people who have noting to do. ShhhhhDont disturb Surendra, he is too occupied.Lets get some Girlfriends man. This is the ultimate idea. Well enjoy too much oye! said Saurabh waving to a girl (he knew her this time). It is not hard to tell whats playing on his mind because its always girls. Girlsgirlsand more girls. Yes, you are right, he is a prat. Productive tasks seldom come to his mind. Till now I was sick of their idiotic ideas and wanted to escape, so finally I gave the escape command Oh! I forgot. I had to give an application andand I should be in Noida by 5. Bye boys. and I ran over to the Academic Block. I ascended the stairs half running and stood before the notice board thinking. I was so tired of their talks that even the delicious samosas that Shubham had gone to fetch seemed too small. Amir Khan has made 3 idiots. I say 4 idiots. At least the idiots of Amir enjoyed their college life fully even if they didnt get their placements done because of their poor grades. My 4 Idiots are neither gonna enjoy their college life nor get their placements. They know only how to brag about themselves, how to criticize the college and the University and how to get unproductive and ridiculous ideas out of their heads. Suddenly a notice caught my attention. Fine, I cant make a play without a team but this was a purely solo business. There was a notice regarding the new edition of the college

magazine that was to be launched soon. Stories, essays, poems etc. were invited. Suddenly this title Idiots @ MAIT struck my mind and I reached for my pen and paper and started to write. By the way, why am I sticking my butt to the chair on just the day before the last date of submission and writing this? I thinkperhaps

I am also an.

Idiot