CHAT UP LINES AND WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN Match chat up lines 1 to 18 with their answers (A-R) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18

HE SAYS..... 1. Shall I buy you a drink?

SHE SAYS... A. And your face must turn a few stomachs. 2. I'm a photographer. Ive been B. Actually I'd rather have the looking for a face like yours money. 3. Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? C. Do not enter. Or was it twice? 4. How did you get to be so D. Hiding from you. beautiful? 5. Will you go out with me this E. I must've been given your share Saturday? 6. Your face must turn a few heads F. If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. 7. Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out G. I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. 8. think I could make you very H. I've already seen it. happy 9. What would you say if I asked you I. Must've been once. I never make to marry me? the same mistake twice. 10. Can I have your name? J. Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. 11. Shall we go see a movie? K. Okay, get out. 12. Where have you been all my life? L. Sorry, there are no services today. 13. Haven't I seen you some place M. Sorry. I'm having a headache this before? weekend 14. Is this seat empty? N. Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams. 15. Hey baby, what's your sign? O. Why? Are you leaving? 16. Your body is like a temple. P. Why? Don't you already have one? 17. I could see you naked, I'd die Q. Yes, and this one will be if you sit happy down. 18. Where have you been all my life? R. Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN (ANSWER KEY) HE SAYS..... Shall I buy you a drink? I'm a photographer SHE SAYS... Actually I'd rather have the money. I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or Must've been once. I never make the was it twice? same mistake twice. How did you get to be so beautiful? Will you go out with me this Saturday? Your face must turn a few heads I must've been given your share Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend And your face must turn a few stomachs. Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out Okay, get out. I think I could make you very happy Why? Are you leaving? What would you say if I asked you to Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the marry me? same time. Can I have your name? Why? Don't you already have one? Shall we go see a movie? I've already seen it. Where have you been all my life? Hiding from you. Haven't I seen you some place Yes. That's why I don't go there before? anymore. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Hey baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today. If I could see you naked, I'd die If I saw you naked, I'd probably die happy laughing. Where have you been all my life? Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.