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Bev Fam News 2011
Bev Fam News 2011
Bottom left: Indy looking adorable. Above right: Keenan in his new bedroom.
Warm wishes for a happy and healthy new year from the Beveridge Family! Kathy, Mike Colin, Keenan, and Indy michael.beveridge@aacr.org kathleen.beveridge@comcast.net bevboys@comcast.net
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Right: Colin and Keenan after hearing that the regular vegetable deliveries were through for the year. Below: Giant vegetables of death.
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Local Superstars Take Soccer Skills on the Road with Travel Teams
Only one traveled far enough to avoid lame coach.
WARMINSTER, PA After several years on the intramural circuit of the Warminster Soccer Association, local footballers Colin and Keenan Beveridge were eager for a new challenge. They found it on the tryout fields of the WSA Travel Soccer Program, where Colin was selected as the newest member of the U13 Warminster Revolution and Keenan joined the newly-created U11 Warminster Avalanche White. The boys motivation for trying out was twofold. Well, we both did OK when we played intramurals, but we wanted to make ourselves better players, and the only way to do that was to play against the best teams in the region, Colin recalled in a recent interview. Most important, though, was the fact that the travel teams already had coaches, so we figured there was no chance that we would get stuck with our dad this year. While Colins addition to the Revolution roster ensured his coaching upgrade, Keenan was not so lucky. Due to the large number of players trying out for the U11 Avalanche and the leagues late decision to play 8-versus-8 instead of 11 -versus-11, Avalanche head coach Jeff Forbes found himself with enough skilled players for two travel teamsbut only one coach. I had coached two teams before, Forbes recalled, and while I was happy to take on the challenge of running two teams again I needed someone to stand on the sideline and hold a clipboard for the games that I couldnt make. Mike didnt drop the clipboard when I handed it to him during tryouts, so I figured he could do the job. When some parents complained about handing over the fate of an elite travel team to a coach with a sub-.500 lifetime record who was coming off a 9-11-3 record for two teams in 2010, Beveridge hastily called a press conference to defend himself. Hey, the official rules of the Inter-County Soccer League list two requirements for travel coaches, he pointed out. One is that they must obtain a notarized coachs photo ID and bring it to every game. The other is that they must pass a criminal background check. Well, I meet both requirements. I have a face to put on a photo ID. And Ive never committed a felony. Or, more accurately, Ive never been convicted of a felony. Thank you, public defender. While his father did indeed have a face, Keenan began to wish he would stop showing it in public. The Avalanche struggled to adjust to the higher level of play as the season began, losing their first six games by a combined score of 26-4. It was dj vu all over again, Keenan noted. But Im not exactly sure what dj vu is. I think its French for lousy coach. Colin had a similar experience as his season began, although he wasnt able to blame his coach. Playing in the highest U13 division, the Revolution played in several hard-fought, one-goal games but entered the final month with a 2-4-1 record. As the least-experienced member of the team, Colin found it especially difficult to adjust to the level of competition. My speed and stamina helped me as an attacker, he recalled, but I realized that I wasnt as strong on the ball as most of the other guys. I kept hoping I could find someone to practice with me at home and teach me the skills I needed. You know, like some kind of father figure. However, as the season wound down, both boys began to see their hard work pay off. In mid-November, the Avalanche played Council Rock United, the second-place team in their division, to a scoreless tie that knocked CRU into third place. Playing goalie for the entire game, Keenan had his best showing of the season, making close to two dozen saves to preserve the tie. The Revolution also finished strong, playing the firstand second-place teams to stalemates in consecutive weeks. Colins fortunes rose with his teams, as he broke through and scored two goals in the final three weeks of the season. While the Beveridge boys both attributed their late-season success to perseverance and improved teamwork, there was another common factor. I had my best game in goal the same weekend that Colin scored, Keenan noted. It was also the same weekend that Dad missed both of our games while recovering from his knee surgery (see related story, p. 3). I dont think its a coincidence. Once we were free from Dads hinky mojo, we were able to play our best. Finishing their seasons on a positive note, Colin and Keenan were quietly confident as they outlined their goals for next season. I want to strengthen my left foot and my touch passes, Colin stated, and Keenan is thinking about a goalie camp this summer. But most of all, we need to find a league that requires coaches to pass an aptitude test. Left: Colin on the move, benefiting from quality coaching.
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News Briefs
AreaKidsEnjoyingThugLife
LocalyouthsColinandKeenanBeveridgehaveadoptedanewfashionstatementthatmakestheirprevi ousstylechoicespaleincomparison.Muchtothemortificationoftheirparents,theboyshavetakento wearingwhitetanktopundershirtsaroundthehouseand,evenworse,outsidethehouseeveninclud ingtheirdog,Indy.Keenancamedownonemorninginoneofthosedamnthingsandthoughthewas goingtoschoolinit,notedtheboysfather,Mike.Itoldhimhecouldntleavethehouselookinglike that,andhehasthenervetoaskmewhy.Why?BecauseyourenotSlimShady,thatswhy.
Defendinghisbrother,Colinexplainedtheirwardrobedecision.Well,theyreniceandcoolinthesum mermonths,andthecollarsdontitch.AndtheydriveDadtotallyinsane,whichisjustabonusforus.
LocalYouthJoinsJavaGeneration
LocalseventhgraderColinBeveridgemaystillbetwoyearsawayfromhighschool,buthehasdevelopedaverygrownupaffinity forcoffee,orderingacupwheneverheeatsinarestaurantandfindinghimselfunabletopassaStarbuckswithoutstopping.I dontknow.Ijustenjoyacupofcoffeeeveryonceinawhile,henotedinarecentinterview.Ittastesgood,anditkeepsmealert soIcangetthroughtheday.
AreaFamilyProvesYouCanGoHomeAgain,SortOf
WhiletheWelshfamilyhasalwaysbeenbasedinPittsburgh, KathyWelshBeveridgeandherfamilyspentherteenageyears growingupinBaltimore,whereherfatherRickworkedastheSu perintendentoftheMarylandSchoolfortheBlind.Duringaweek longJulyvacationspentmoochingoffherbrotherPatandsisterin lawNatashainAnnapolis,KathyandRickorganizedareunion picnicforfamilyandfriendsontheMSBcampusthatincludeda touroftheSuperintendentsHousethefirsttimethefamilyhad visitedthehousesincetheymovedoutin1990.
LocalAuteurSuedbyFatherforLibel
WhenhereadtheepicpoemBeowulf,localstudentColinBeveridgeenjoyeditsomuchthathedecidedtowriteasequelinscreen playformforhisseventhgradeEnglishclassproject.BeowulfBeginswaswellreceivedbyhisteachers,studioexecutives,andfans worldwidewiththeglaringexceptionofhisfather,Mike.
Dunster:Ahh,youvegotme.IvebeenthinkingsincethemonsterincidentandIvedecidedIwanttosettledownandhaveafamily.No morewar,nomorebattles.IfImgoingtohaveachildthenheneedsagoodfatherthatisntdrunk.
Agoodfatherthatisntdrunk?Clearly,thischaracterwasdevelopedtoslanderme,complainedMikeatarecentpressconfer ence.Ihaventhadadrinkinweeks.ExceptforacoupleofbeerseverynightwhenIgethomefromwork.
Whenaskedforcomment,ColinreleasedapreparedstatementthroughhisattorneystatingthatBeowulfBeginsisaworkoffic tion.Anyresemblanceofthecharacterstoanyrealpersons,livingordead,includingmylushdad,ispurelycoincidental.