Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18. Albert Einstein It was a perfect marriage.

She didn't want to and he couldn't. Spike Milligan If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau It is much easier to be critical than correct. Benjamin Disraeli You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. Albert Einstein The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet and Doctor Merryman. Jonathan Swift I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don't want to see rape, sodomy, and drug addiction. I can get all that at home. Roger Law Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country. Ambrose Bierce I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!' Mike Binder What does not kill me makes me stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front pages nothing but man's failures. Earl Warren He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. George Bernard Shaw Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh. Katharine Hepburn You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment. Ambrose Bierce I usually take a two hour nap from one to four. Yogi Berra If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. Aristotle Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time. P. J. O'Rourke The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means. Oscar Wilde Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man. Anonymous America is a mistake, a giant mistake. Sigmund Freud When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler The difficulty lies not in the new ideas but in escaping the old ones which ramify for those brought up as most of us have been into every corner of our minds. John Maynard Keynes Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife. Muhammad Ali My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. Indira Gandhi To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Elbert Hubbard Don't find fault, find a remedy. Henry Ford Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. Arthur Schopenhauer If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. Mark Twain

Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.Henry Ford
God is subtle but he is not malicious.Albert Einstein The more you are motivated by love, the more fearless and free your actions will be.Katherine Mansfield Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning. George Bernard Shaw Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity. Albert Einstein Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

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Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

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