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Ways To Insult Someone
Ways To Insult Someone
4. I�d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there�s one thing good about your body. It isn�t as ugly as your face!
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
12. Don�t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
16. Fellows like you don�t grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an id iot.
27. How come you�re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it�s empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
32. I can�t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10
years?
33. I don�t want you to turn the other cheek; it�s just as ugly.
34. I don�t know who you are, but whatever you are, I�m sure everyone will agree
with me.
35. I don�t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can�t seem to remember your name, and please don�t help me!
38. I don�t even like the people you�re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, b ut why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you�re a self-made man. It�s nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you�re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I�ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that�s very typical of you.