Some facts about Rajnikant from his films: 1.

Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors cant be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybodys surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang the gangster dies 4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

ONLY RAJNI: 1. Oce Rajnikant was playing cricket in monsoon.. and Rain was cancelled due to match !!! 2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque and the Bank bounced!!! 3. Once Death had near Rajnikant experience !! 4. When GOD is shocked he exclaims Oh my Rajnikaant! 5. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apples Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!! 6. The world is not ending in 2012. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!! 7. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol 8. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!! 9. Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife. 10. There in nothing RajiniKant do. 11. Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other. 12. Neo was the one Rajinikant is the only one 13. Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants. 14. Intels new caption Rajnikant Inside. 15. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 16. Rajini doesnt need water supply. Hydrogen and Oxygen merge at the sight of him and produce water whenever he wants. 17. All of the theories on Dinosaur Extinction are wrong. Rajnikant simply stomped his foot and they all died. 18. If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.

19. Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down. 20. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. 21. If Rajnikant ever got caught for speeding, hed let the cops off with a warning. 22. Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. 23. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired 24. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on. 25. Rajnikant can squeeze orange juice from a banana 26. In the back of the book of world records, it says All records are held by Rajnikant. The ones listed are in second place. 27. Rajnikant can tie his shoes with his feet. 28. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably. 29. Basketball player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs can u..?? Rajnikanth: enna rascala How do u think the earth spins?? :) mind it! 30. In an wild argument, rajnikant showed middle finger to his GFn she gt pregnant !!!

31. 1000 yrs from now..robots will make movie named Rajanikant 32. Paul The Octopus was asked to predict when would Rajnikant Die .. R.I.P. PAUL !!!! 33. Rajnikanth once entered a race he came first, second and third. 34. Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend. 35. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding while walking 36. Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as Guiness book of world RECORDS.

37. Once Rajnikant taught a kid how to open a door without ringing d bell. Today that child is know as CID inspector DAYA. 38. Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the LOG TABLE. 39. When Rajnikanth was a kid he made his mom eat her vegetables! 40. The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. 41. The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her and now shes Miss Pooja. 42. The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! 43. The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanths life. 44. Gandhis non violence movement REALLY pissed Rajnikanth off. 45. India actually didnt have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games Rajnikanth gave it to them! 46. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala. 47. Rajnikants B. com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS in INDIA. 48. Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Dont even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear. Mind it anna.. 49. Once Rajnikant lost his Wallet. Since then The World is Facing Recession 50. Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent 51. Newton gave us just the three dumb laws of motion. Rajinikanth has already given us 33,945 laws of commotion and the count is far from completed. 52. Rajinikanth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists. 53. Raincoats were developed to prevent raindrops from getting electrocuted on coming within 100 metres of Rajinikanth. (Gap10 fans, excuse)

54. Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair. 55. The movie 300 was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named 1. 56. We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping. 57. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question. 59. If Rajinikanths PC hangs, its time for the next Windows release by Microsoft. 60. Rajnikanth gargles with Frag Grenads.

61. There used to be a street named after Rajnikanth, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajnikanth and lives. 62. Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the title wouldnt make any sense. 63. Rajnikanth can run you over with a parked car. 64. Rajnikanth can whistle in five different languages, including sign language 65. Rajnikanth can sneeze with his eyes open. 66. Once, Rajnikanth told Nike to just do it and it did. 67. If 12/21/2012 is the end of the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with humanity 68. A new Nostradamus prophecy has been uncovered. Armageddon & Rajnikanth are one and the same. 69. Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Rajnikanth. 70. Rajnikanth doesnt have bad days. Bad days have Rajnikanth 71. Rajnikanth has nicknames for his feet Hiroshima and Nagaski. 72. When Rajnikanth was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Rajnikanth. 73. Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time. 74. Rajnikanth CAN read Lady Gagas poker face. 75. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other Dont fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant 76. Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8. 77. No one can wish a happy birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time existed 78. i have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone..dat i dont require a charger now:) 79. Rajnikant got admission in medical profession. And gave viva exam. In the end he asked the examiner to come back after preparation.

81. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it. 82. If ever you want to pinch Rajnikant,The best thing you can do is launch a missile at him. 83. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS!!! 84. Well, this one will be understood well by medical persons. Once acute renal failure patient comes to RAJNIKANT. After getting bored of his complaints, RAJNIKANT just says sssshhhuu and kidney started functioning. 85. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamirs Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously The train jumps off the track. 86. Even gajani remembers rajni. 87. This years RAJNIKANT award goes to Oscar 88. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :) 89. Grammatical thinking:Those think in universe in one we start with THE. like THE sun. so not call rajni call THE rajnikant. 90. Why Osama isnt caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isnt interested. 91. Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary. 92. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Dont even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2 nd.. Rajnikants shadow. 93. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday. 94. The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhants signature. 95. Rajnikanth cannot work in a BPO (Business Process Outsourcing) Why??? because he himself is a process.

96. My laptop is now totally safe from trojans and virus I just installed RAJNIKANTH Antivirus in my system !! 97. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai Rajni: ok.. Nxt day Gf: Hey where the hell is My Shadow???? The Hollywood Facts of Rajnikant 1. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result He was reduced to a joke on the internet. 2. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book. 3. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name. 4. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars. 5. Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. 6. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man. 7. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth. 8. 10 actors have played the role of James Bond. No one has been able to enact Rajnikant THE REAL JAMES BOND. 9. Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him Rajnikant 10. Why do you think there are no superheroes in india. Simple no one can invade Rajnikants territory.

Rajnikant Vs the Computer World 1. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin. 2. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanths PC will crash. 3. Rajnikants email id is gmail@rajnikant.com 4. If you Google search Rajnikant getting kicked, you will generate zero results. It just doesnt happen. 5. Google wont find Rajinikanth because you dont find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you. 6. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. 7. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesnt say, Did you mean Rajanikanth? It simply replies, Run while you still have the chance. 8. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

General facts about Rajnikant 1. Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice. 2. When Rajnikant does pushups, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down. 3. Rajnikant doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is!! 4. Rajnikants house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. 5. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off. 6. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink. 7. Rajnikants every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog! 8. Where there is a will, theres a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!! 9. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai! 10. Rajanikanth can build a snowman. out of rain. 11. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

12. Rajanikanth can drown a fish. 13. Rajanikanth can play the violin.on a piano. 14. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on .he turns the dark off. 15. Rajanikanth once had a heart attack. his heart lost. 16. Rajanikanth makes onions cry. 17. It takes Rajnikant 5 minutes to watch 60 minutes movie. 18. The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films. 19. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. 20. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. 21. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile. 22. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. 23. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant. 24. Rajnikant is so fast. He can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. 25. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. 26. Rajanikanth calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. 27. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanths leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 28. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, hes telling you how many seconds you have left to live. 29. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

30. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. 31. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. 32. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up. 33. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 34. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. 35. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, Bang! 36. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. 37. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. 38. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. 39. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds. 40. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. 41. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death. 42. When you say no ones perfect, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. 43. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 44. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 46. There is no such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

47. Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 48. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 49. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 50. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

51. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. 52. Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. 53. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. 54. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there.

55. Rajinikanth doesnt move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth. 56. Rajinikanth knows Victorias secret. 57. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. 58. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. 59. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep. 60. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance. 61. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. 62. Rajinikanth doesnt need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. 63. Rajinikanths brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhurys. 64. Rajinikanth doesnt shower. He only takes blood baths. 65. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. 66. Rajinikanth knows what women really want. 67. Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth. 68. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, thats when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean. 69. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. 70. The quickest way to a mans heart is with Rajinikanths fist. 71. Rajinikanth puts the laughter in manslaughter. 72. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. 73. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game Hide n seek, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

74. Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction. 75. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. 76. Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on. 77. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth. 78. If at first you dont succeed, youre not Rajinikanth. 79. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. 80. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.