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Skrip Drama English 2
Skrip Drama English 2
scripts for schools children's theatre and youth theatre PLAYSCRIPTS FOR PERFORMANCE BY CHILDREN Short plays Play scripts for community theatre PLAY SCRIPTS FOR PERFORMANCE BY ADULTS Funny samples: Read below some examples of writing and funny amusing humorous excerpts from play scripts by Robert Reed: For more funny samples visit: - funny script for kids Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves - funny jr high school script Aladdin - very funny high school script Romeo and Julie - script for kids 4th July: Independence Day - funny educational scripts Henry VIII: Big Hal Knows Best or Don't Mess with Boudica From the Christmas comedy script "Merry Penguins" CHARLIE: That was wonderful! ALFIE: Flying is great fun! MAX: We even looped-the-loop and flew upside-down!OPENSLAE: So, that was probably when Father Christmas fell out. (All Penguins point to the sleigh in horror.) ALL PENGUINS: Oh, no! From the script of "The Boston Tea Party"
TEA DRINKER 1: Ooh, what a lovely drink! It's incredibly popular in America you know. There are four main types of tea: white, green, oolong and black. We mainly drink green tea in the colonies. I just don't know what I'd do if I was deprived of my daily cup. TEA DRINKER 2: Well, thankfully that's hardly likely to happen is it? In fact, I'd say that situation could never ever arise.
(Enter PROTESTER.)
PROTESTER: Put that drink down immediately! It contains the seeds of slavery.
TEA DRINKER 2: No, it doesn't. It contains tea leaves. PROTESTER: Well, yes. What I mean is that if you accept British tea, you're also accepting the King's authority to make laws over our land. TEA DRINKER 2: (Lowering cup.) Really?
From "The Back to the Past Guide to Great Scientific Breakthroughs" children's playscript NARRATOR: Previous designs for manned flight had involved a lot of flapping. (Two strangely dressed people holding wings enter stage, warm-up like
athletes, flap furiously and jump from chair, one after the other and walk off sadly.) It didnt really work.
From "The Christmas Miracle" kids Christmas play
MRS. MACINTOSH: Now lets say grace. Hands together. (Curly sitting one side
MRS. MACINTOSH: Your OWN hands. From children's theatre play "Cosmic Pets" CAPTAIN THUNDERBOOTS: Youre a strange looking monkey. JAY: Thats because Im a boy!
VARUS: (Showing picture of money bag going to Rome:)Were going to collect taxes (Showing picture of person being whipped on the bottom:) and give you some good ol Roman law. (Chieftains all groan.) VARUS: Ahh, but there is good news! Well build Roman baths, public toilets.... CHIEFTAIN #2: That looks fun. Whats it for? ... ARMINIUS: Remember my brave warriors, at last we can enjoy the greatest gift given by our gods. And what is that? (Pause. Raising arm in the air:) Freedom! ALL GERMAN WARRIOR BAND: (Raising arms in the air:) Beer! From "The Real Pierre Pan" parody playscript EAGLE G. (Gangster rap music plays) I iz the well minty boy from Staines, My rapping will blast out yor brainz, I dance betta than Adam n the Antz, But me gran tells me to change my pants. Aye! ... PIERRE PAN: Ive just had an idea. Lets see if the teachers can do it! Scrub the decks, salute the captain, and climb the rigging. Wakey, wakey, teachers: its better than attending a staff meeting...
PIERRE PAN: Ooh la la, you not listening to the order. But, we forgive you. There are a few humorous lines in Robert's dramatic plays too: From dramatic community and professional theatre script "Gothic Tale" LEONARDS: I didnt agree to the dying part! DEVIL: People rarely do.