Volume

21, Issue 4

April 15, 2012

What man cant handle his butt cheeks next to other butt cheeks?? ~ Kamil

The Bathroom Reader!

This weeks weather in Ben and Jerrys ice cream flavors!
Monday, April 16: 57/36 (Partly Cloudy) Tuesday, April 17: 55/40

Hola! Sup homies. So this week is a lot less busy than last week as you can tell. But still super cool stuff going on! Like IM teams! Nick is altering his normal sleep schedule for IMs, so this is legit people. In other news, there are 54 days till summer. OMG! Once again I am out of words. Stupid midterms are ruining m y brain. But good luck to everyone who has m idterms this week! Beast m ode all the way! This pic describes our lives here too well.

(Mostly Sunny) Wednesday, April 18: (Partly Cloudy) Thursday, April 19: (Showers) Friday, April 20: (Showers) Saturday, April 21:

67/46

56/39

49/36

Agenda for this week:

52/36

(Partly Cloudy) Sunday, April 22: 56/42

(Sunny)

The Blind Vices!

I hate you so much Sean. Why can't you be fat like me? ~ Isabelle (as she ate a cookie)

Female Slivkan 1: So wait, all men have two balls? I thought he had 1 ball. (talking about male friend) Female Slivkan 2: No, he is not uni-ballular. Did you think he magically grew balls?

Monday, April 16th: 5pm 6pm: Running club 7pm 8pm: Autism Fireside Tuesday, April 17th: 11am-1pm: P2P Lunches 7pm 8pm: Co-rec ultimate frisbee Wednesday, April 18th: 11am 1pm: P2P Lunches 6pm 7pm: White ultimate Frisbee Thursday, April 19th: 9am 1pm: Muffins at the Rock for Relay 5pm 6pm: Running club 10pm 12am: Group bonding Friday, April 20th: 9pm 11pm: IT Munchies Sunday, April 22th: 1pm 2pm: White softball 2pm 3pm: Co-rec softball 5pm 6pm: White soccer 8pm 9pm: Co-rec soccer 9pm 10:30pm: TF2 LAN

Volume 21, Issue 4

April 15, 2012

Internet Gems for all!

Revival of the Memes!

As college students, it is our jobs to find ways to procrastinate on the Internet. We are very good at our jobs. Let me enlighten you on a way to improve at said jobs. Behold! http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com

Silly hipster Timothy.

This one is called When something in my kitchen is tempting me, but I know I shouldnt eat it. Theres basically one for every part of your life. Enjoy!

Self-explanatory unless youve been living under a rock. In that case, we have larger problems than you knowing what this is insinuating.

Music Time!

So I know some people here like m usic (and everyone probs knows I love discovering new bands) so I found a band that has a really good sound! They are called Of Monsters and Men. I really like the song King and Lionheart off their most recent album My Head is an Animal. The lead vocalist kinda sounds like Lily Allen in my opinion if you know what she sounds like. One person on Youtube said that if Mumford & Sons and Florence and the Machine had a love child, this would be it. So if that's your type of thing, take a listen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvM9SSrP7dA