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Thesun 2008-12-18 Page16 My Close Encounter With Bardot
Thesun 2008-12-18 Page16 My Close Encounter With Bardot
Thesun 2008-12-18 Page16 My Close Encounter With Bardot
INTERVIEWS VIEWS
My close encounter
with Bardot
SOMETIME in the 80s, al-Hajj had how kosher
when I was doing my Arts selected me to my business
Foundation in Brixton inherit his Swiss proposal was.
College, I befriended bank account. Quietly, I
a student from Kenya. I kept was already
He came to London to Wadunga’s mail looking at
do photography. It was secret; fearful property
from him I came to a bumiputra brochures of
have a slightly deeper businessman France. I was
understanding of African would potong dreaming
prejudices. jalan. The of buying a
Being a black brother communication RaisWhine property in
does not mean one is began. I was by Hishamuddin Rais Saint-Tropez,
free of prejudices against informed by just to be near
other black brothers. The Wadunga that a Brigitte Bardot,
Kenyans according to rich Nigerian politician died my guru who introduced
Dan have a huge dislike in a plane crash leaving me to the beauty of the
for Nigerians. To them US$20 million in a Swiss female anatomy. With a
Nigerians are con artists. account. It was a tear jerker, few million dollars I could
I took most of his ranting the whole family died in even engage her for a Malay
about Nigerians as a good Burkina Faso’s desert. For version of And God Created
laugh. I thought it was just sheer luck they found my Woman.
his personal dislike after a email address among the But one silly afternoon a
failed secret love affair with wreckage. All I needed to Malay daily reported that a
a Nigerian lass. do was to raise a couple of Pak Cik from Jengka made a
Time passed, Dan left thousand ringgit to cover police report after receiving
London for Ireland and the legal expenses then an email about some money
became a TV star, the Cold 60% of the account would left in a Swiss account. I was
War ended and Ronald be mine. What a brilliant shocked. A Pak Cik from a
Reagan freed the Internet business proposal. Better Felda scheme had received
from the monopoly of than any Ali Baba joint similar mail from Wadunga.
the American military venture one could ever Blimey! Something was not
establishment. By the late dream of. real.
80s we entered the matrix After much thought, I After the story broke, I
age. I did not jump into was contemplating using began to hear more news of
the Net until the late 90s. It my bumi status to get a bank scams. A few of my friends
had nothing to do with my loan. After all, I had never had received similar email.
dislike of Reagan’s poor used my special privileges. I was so disappointed, my
acting; I was just an aging I had no clue what a pink dream of Bardot punctured
hippie with a slow learning form was all about. I had no beyond repair. Slowly I
curve. shares, no bank account; I began to realise there was
By 1996 I was fully was so poor that on certain some truth about what
connected. Then one day, weekends I had to recycle my Kenyan friend told
I was ecstatic on receiving a condom. With such me. With a bit of reading
an email. Wow! Out of six poverty, I am sure I could I found out that Nigeria is
billion people Wadunga convince the bank manager now recognised by several
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