Sexy Auctionees

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Sober was the case that they gave her

My name is Erica and this is my 7th season with WAKA Arlington and this is my 5th season as a captain/ co-captain. I'm a 28 year old fourth grade teacher with a sharp tongue and a remarkable patience for drunken fools. I thrive on multiple Red Bulls a night and being social. I also have eyes the color of the sky. What can be better than that?! I have a weak spot for men who enjoy dancing, are outgoing, and love hockey. Fun Facts: I often emcee for a karaoke band called The HariKaraoke Band & Gong Show. They play at Whitlows, RiRa, and sometimes Sobe. They let me use a mic and everything and I sometimes even get paid! I have played seven seasons of kickball and I don't drink. My dance skills have fooled MANY people. :-) This winter I was in the Washington Post's Date Lab. The Headline was "On a date with a rare species: The kickballer who doesn't drink." Yeah, I couldn't have made a better headline myself. I'm a big Washington Caps fan and went to over twenty home games this season. My caffeine intake is concerning...and yet I'm not concerned.

Tall Glass of Vodka

Hi! My name is Jacob Horr Horr, of course, being pronounced like the classy concubine. I enjoy close talking, mixing my bourbon with a little bit of vodka, breaking futons, taking care of my hair and Charlize Theron. In my house, I am the envy of all my roommates due to my amazing athletic ability. If I was stuck on a desert island with only three items to bring they would be: 1. A satellite phone 2. Unlimited source of fire 3. The entire box set of Swamp Wars To summarize, it is impossible for me to list all of the reasons that you should date me, so you'll just have to take my word for it. P.S. I have an executive presenceI'm 6' 5"

Punch Drunk Love

Kristen Reynolds hails from parts unknown. She was taken in by a
metrosexual Sherpa in Kathmandu, Nepal and passed the days by milking the goats and playing flip cup. She is as good at flipping cups as Honus Wagner was at playing baseball (He ranks 8th all-time with 3,415 career hits playing for the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1897 to 1917, but you already know that). She is also like the Honus Wagner of goat milking (It is a little known fact that Mr. Wagner was no stranger around a goat teet.) She burst into super stardom as a pre-teen when she won South East Asia Star Search and toured the continent playing her pop single Yummy Boom Boom for Big Strong American Man Numba 1 Fun Time. She later went on to attend Oxford University in El Paso, Texas where she majored in Dance Therapy for Small Rodents and Marsupials and minored in Love. She is a lover, not a fighter, but she is also a fighter, so watch out. She once punched a magician in the solar plexus after a bet with a coked out Brian Dennehy and later shared an apple juice filled whirl pool with Diane Keaton. She enjoys board games and once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves and also won a game of Stratego which is just a really difficult game. She holds her apartment record for most hotdogs eaten in a single sitting with almost 1. She is currently 72 years old, but she suffers from Benjamin Button disease and ages backwards, so that explains why she looks so good for her age. And to answer the question on all of your minds boys, yes, she does read the terms and conditions prior to any important purchase. She is single and ready to mingle.

Not Sorry for Party Rocking

His name is Leo it rhymes with CeeLo and although he aint green, hes got a passion in his pants and he aint afraid to show it! Ladies, this is the cream of the crop of kickball captains. You can catch him on the dance floor dropping it like its hot or leading his team to a victory.

Sassy Southern Belle

Jacquelyn
Born and bred in Atlanta, GA Im an Aquarius (spontaneous as they get!) Loan Partner at McLean Mortgage Corporation I Bartend for fun on Saturdays in DC at the Mighty Pint I moved up here without ever visiting the city in September 2011- (I only had my clothes with me) I randomly woke up one morning and went to Germany- I was planning on visiting for 2 weeks, 3 months later l came home My Favorite movie is 300 I did jiu jitsu and kickboxing in ATL I am even on a billboard I have a different hair color every few months (currently brunette) I started a charity in Atlanta called Pong for Life (held beer pong tournaments all proceeds go to charity) I dont enjoy long walks on a beach, but I certainly enjoy a strong cocktail (preferably vodka based) and a long nap on the beach I LOVE hockey 3 words to describe me (besides awesome) Spontaneous, Outgoing, and Driven!

Along Came Mary

Hi, Im Mary. Im originally from this area. I graduated from Virginia Tech (go hokies!) with a major in Statistics. I work for an HR consulting firm as an actuary. You dont know what an actuary is... have you seen Along Came Polly? Ben Stiller is an actuary in that movie so think risk assessment and numbers. I may have just hurt my chances of any bids, Im not so sure if that was a selling point. Im outgoing and love meeting new people, especially people who can make me laugh. In my free time I like to play intramural sports. Im currently on a flag football team, 2 softball teams, and of course a kickball team. My favorite sport is football and Im a huge Redskins fan (Cowboys fans you can hold your bids). My other hobbies include breakin it down on the dance floor, going to country concerts, visiting Disney World, and hula hooping. I love to try new things and will try almost everything once (key word almost).

I Feel the Need.the Need for Speed!

What woman hasn't fantasized about spending some time with Top Gun's very own Maverick? Ladies, meet John DeMello, an esteemed member of the US Air Force who has served our country in Afghanistan. JD, as he is known around town is an icon in his own right. Originally from the great state of Connecticut, JD can be found cheering on the New England Patriots in the fall and the Boston Red Sox in the spring and summer. JD is more than just a pretty face, he has multiple degrees including Electrical Engineering and Space Systems Operations! On the kickball field he can generally been found pulling off a pink t-shirt complete with plaid shorts and busting out moves that would make Usher jealous. When he is not tearing it up at Gravelly Point Park, Mr. DeMello enjoys fine food, fine wine, and fine women. Ladies, find the nearest ATM because this is gonna get pricey! But hey, it's for charity!

The Bad Bitch

Carolyn Fenner
If youre lookin' for a dime, that's top of the line? Cute face, slim waist with a big behind? Carolyn Fenner, O no she ain't no hoe, she just a bad bitch.

The Worlds Greatest

Dean
I am a giant, I am an eagle, I am a lion down in the jungle,I am a marchin' band, I am the people, I am a helpin' hand,And I am a hero, If anybody asks u who I amJust stand up tall look 'em in the Face and say, Im the worlds greatest!

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