Email to wife (wrong recipient)

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husbands funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widows son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: Ive Reached Safely Date: 21 st July, 2004 I know youre surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and we are allowed to send e-mails to our loved ones. Ive just reached safely and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was
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A complex love story

Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves heros sister,and heros sister loves heroines brother . Here, heroines brother loves villains sister . But villains sister loves heros brother.

Again!, heros brother is also interested in heroine , and you already know that heroine loves villain. Finally two people commit suicide. Whore they? .. Producer and the Director!!
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Waiting for her husband

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Clever politician of India

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. A million dollars, he answered, because I wish to donate it to M.I.T. The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. ]He asked for two million dollars. I wish to give a million to my family, he explained, and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.

The last applicant was our Indian politician (Lallu Prasad Yadav). When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewers ear, Three million dollars. Why so much more than the others? the interviewer asked. The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, Ill keep $1 million,and well give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars
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The busiest traffic lights

Machcher ko maar daal

Malik alsi nokar se:- Yahan par itne sare machcher gun-gun kar rahen hai tu unhe maar gira. Thodi der bad

Malik:- Abe sale nokar ke bachche maine tujhe machcher marne ko kaha abhi tak tune mare nahi. Woh ab bhi gun-guna kar rahe hai Alsi nokar:- Malik machcher toh maine maar diye. Yeh toh unki bibi hai jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hai.
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Sexy elephant figure

In an elephants school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.

Then one of the elephants says: Look yaar, 3600 2400 3600!!
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Clever Prisoner and the prison guard

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some flowers in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money. A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:Dear Husband, You wouldnt believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the entire back garden. The prisoner wrote another letter back: Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the flower.

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Give practical example of this principle

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.