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EVERY FIRST AND THIRD WEEK OF THE MONTH

March 21, - April 03,

2012 2012

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Issue #54 M a r c h 2 1 , 2 0 1 2 - A p r i l 0 3 , 2 0 1 2
Publisher
newsletter@bugilsnews.com

Editorial Coordinator
Sylvia Kartowidjojo

Contributors
Ray Attree, Jasper Bouman, Mitch Brindley, Graham Garven, Harry McMechen, Meggy Mumu, Angela Richardson, Bartele Santema, Lens ter Wee

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Harry Firmansyah

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Contacts

The Cazbar

Business hours: 7 am till late Kantor Taman E3.3 unit A1 Jl. Mega Kuningan Phone : (021) 576 4582 E-mail : rayderat59@yahoo.com S 61352 - E 1064940

De Burse

Business hours: 7 am till late Equity Tower - SCBD Lot 9 Lower Ground - Unit E Phone : (021) 2903 5451 E-mail : info@deburse.com Web : www.deburse.com

Business hours: 9 am till late Pondok Indah Plaza 2 Phone : (021) 750 0742 E-mail : harry@dehooi.com www.dehooi.com S 61711 - E 1064651

De Hooi

Eastern Promise

Business hours: 10 am till late Jl. Kemang Raya 5, Kemang Phone : (021) 7179 0151 E-mail : lens.ep@bugilsnews.com Web : www.easternpromise-jakarta.com S 61517 - E 1064833

Bartele Gallery

Business hours: 10 am - 6pm Jl. Kemang Raya No.29A Phone : (021) 719 0087 E-mail : bartele.santema@gmail.com Web : www.bartelegallery.com

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Cazbar

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The Ritz Carlton said farewell to one of their own by celebrating in style upstairs at Cazbar!

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Cazbar

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H IT T E H

MON TUE

A SPIRITED MONDAY Get all housepour

BU LL

bottles at only IDR 550k. The bottles purchased can only be consumed on Mon-Tue

HIT THE BULL starts at 6 pm Drink 5 glasses of draught beers for a chance to hit the bull and win the jackpot. Jackpot grows until bull is hit MAD RUSH WEDNESDAYS 4 - 8 pm
Rush in to grab one of the five tables for up to 50% discount on everything by the glass (except for draught beers)

WED

THU

LADIES MARTINI NIGHT 8 pm Free lychee, apple and chocolate martinis for ladies 10 pm onwards is party time OPEN MIC SESSION all night Free draught beer for everyone who sings a song QUIZ NIGHT 8.30 pm Winners drink for free

Tod, standing in the middle is the first

ever winner of the Hit the Bull challenge held every Tuesday evening at Cazbar.
The deal is simple after you have bought five glasses of draft beer you have the opportunity to throw three darts at the bullseye. Tod was able to hit the bull on his second dart winning for him and his two friends two free pitchers of draft Bintang. If you think you can do what Tod did and hit the bull for free beer, then come on down to Cazbar on any given Tuesday

REGULAR

EVENTS
ALL DAY BREAKFAST WITH

FRI-SAT SUN

UNPLUGGED 9.30 pm Performing

in the next two weekends: Okta & Irvan Rockbeat Bandroll Little Jessy

OPEN MIC SESSION all day SUNDAY MADNESS Happy hour on draught beer, 20%

off alcoholic beverages and a chance to win free drinks!

SAT-SUN

BLOODY

FREE THAI WHISKY

If you visit the Thai Embassy next door to Cazbar and you come in to see us on the same day and produce proof of your visit, we will give you a shot of Thai Whiskey absolutely free of charge!
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MARY & LONG ISLAND ICED TEA 7 am 5 pm Customize your own breakfast and get Bloody Mary for IDR 40k and Long Island Iced Tea IDR 65k

DAILY

Double Jameson and mixer our signature drinking jar at only IDR 95k BREAKFAST EXPRESS Get a breakfast sarni - order one on the morning or the night before HAPPY HOUR Draught Bintang IDR 29k, draught Heineken IDR 31k

WHISKEY IN THE

JAR

De Burse

Issue#54 Our newest bartender! Uli with De Burses crew!

The party has officially started!

Your pub, your way!

Have you ever thought to yourself, In another life I wouldve loved to run my own pub? Well we can make your dream a reality!

Cafe de Burse is now available to be privately booked and turned into your very own pub for the night.
We will change the name of the bar for you, replace the pictures on the wall to whatever you desire, custom T-shirts our staff will wear, caricature canvases, custom menu, your even welcome to stand behind the bar and pour your friends a drink or two! In fact there is no limit to what we will customize for your special night if you can think of it, we will do it! We had our first such party last Saturday night with our friend Uli - everyone who attended had a great night!

The man of the hour! The life of Uli in pictures

Ulis caricature

Ulis caricature

For more info, contact mitch@deburse.com

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De Burse

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50% off
everything

LOCATION ass by the glMAP

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Semanggi

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Bursa Efek Jakarta (stock exchange) Pacific Place

direct entrance through roadside stairway below BCA Centre

www.deburse.com CafeDeBurse DeBurse

de Burse
(Equity Tower)

Automall

Jala nS eno pat i

@DeBurse

Immaculate Infection is an all-girl Death Metal / Emo / Screamo band hailing from Victoria Australia. Signed to record label Major, their influences include Marilyn Manson, Slipnot, Parkway Drive and Metallica. Definitely not my cup of tea but i guess everyone has their own tastes!

Immaculate InfectIon

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De Hooi

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Just updated my Samsung Galaxy SII to Androids new operating system Ice Cream Sandwich 4.0.3. Dont know why I thought it was going to be so much cooler. Just a few things changed. Completely forgot about writing the newsletter. Was supposed to have been submitted on Friday and its already Monday. Oopsy. Almost got the material from last newsletter resubmitted by accident. Ups-a-daisy! An exclamation made when encouraging a child to get up after a fall or when lifting a child into the air. It is difficult to choose which of the numerous variants of the expression to use as the heading of this piece. As with many words that are said to small children, it is more often a spoken term than one that appears in print and this has led to much inconsistency about how it is spelled. In fact, I cant think of a single term that appears in so many different spellings; for example: Upsidaisy, Upsa daisy, Upsy-daisy, Oops-a-daisy, Oopsy-daisy, Hoops-a-daisy The form in which it is now most commonly spoken and spelled is oops-a-daisy. The first known printed record of any form of the term is in Clough Robinsons The dialect of Leeds and its neighbourhood, 1862: Upsa daesy! a common ejaculation when a child, in play, is assisted in a spring-leap from the ground. This was preceded by up-a-daisy, which has its own variations of spelling - up-a-dazy, up-a-daisey, etc. Jonathan Swift used this in his collection of letters, which was published in 1711 as The Journal to Stella: Come stand away, let me rise... Is there a good fire? - So - up a-dazy. The earlier dialect term upaday, which has the same meaning, appears to be the source. The daisy part is a fanciful extension of day,

Hello erbody,

perhaps alluding to the child being on the ground amongst the daisies. Of course, the name daisy itself derives from day - the flower, which closes at night and exposes its yellow centre in sunlight, was thought of as the days eye. Not content with spawning so many forms, ups-a-daisy also has a role in the coining of the word lackadaisical. This first appears in the language in 1768 and can be traced backwards to alack-theday, which dates to at least Shakespeares usage of it in Romeo and Juliet, 1592: Shees dead, deceast, shees dead: alacke the day! Ups-a-daisy is clearly also the direct source of whoops-a-daisy. This has a different meaning and is an exclamation made after a stumble or other mistake. It is usually said by the perpetrator of the error and the saying out loud is a public acknowledgement, somewhat like mea culpa. Whoops-a-daisy, and the shortened forms whoops and oops, are all American in origin. The expression is first recorded, as Whoopsie Daisy!, in the New Yorker, in September 1925. In the 1999 film Notting Hill, Hugh Grants character falls over, saying whoops a daisies. Julia Roberts character then says: No one has said whoops a daisies for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets. Maybe thats true in California, but its rather surprising that the films English screenwriter, Richard Curtis, gave her that line in a film set in London. Like many in the UK, I still use the phrase frequently, but, as a large middle-aged man with a small amount of straight brown hair, I dont qualify on any of Roberts criteria. Changed the look of the stairway at De Hooi with some creative movie poster wallpaper. Hope you like it. Thanks for making De Hooi Southern Jakartas favorite beer joint.

Harry

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De Hooi

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Indeed

Great to have you guys back at De Hooi again

Nomads can still party even after a defeat by the Wanders

Im not exactly sure w going on there...

hat is

Brainwash and Hurricane

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Beat that box

De Hooi

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Regular events
Mondays 8 PM Draught Bintang 29k - Heineken
31k

Tuesdays UNTIL ALL NIGHT

Brainwash and Twisted at 95k by glass and 450k by pitcher Losers pay for the pitcher

Wednesdays EVERY OTHER WEEK at 8 PM Winners drink for free

7 PM

5 PM - MIDNIGHT
Different deal every hour

Chicken wings at 2k/pc until we run out

Thursdays 6 PM ONWARDS
Ladies get 50% off all drinks all night

Thusdays -Saturdays 10 PM
Call us of follow @dehooi on Twitter to find out whos performing

Sundays 8 AM NOON
Free with the purchase of breakfast 9 AM Free beer for everyone who sings a song

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Eastern Promise
WALKERS WORLD OF WIT
A dangerous lie detector
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, I did some schoolwork. The robot slaps the son.The son says, Ok, Ok. I was at a friends house watching movies. Dad asks, what movie did you watch? Son says, Toy Story. The robot slaps the son. Son says, Ok, Ok we were watching porn. Dad says,What? At your age I didnt even know what porn was! The robot slaps the dad. Mom laughs and says,Well he certainly is your son! The robot slaps the mom.

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People often ask for a simple explanation of marketing...

Well, here is: Youre a woman and you see handsome guy at a party. You go up him and say, Im fantastic in bed. Thats Direct Marketing Youre at a party with a bunchof friend and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, say, Shes fantastic in bed. Thats Advertising You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, Im fantastic in bed. Thats Telemarketing You see a guy at a party; you straighten you dress. You walk up to him a drink. You say, May!? and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, By the way, Im fantastic in bed. Thats Public Relations. Youre at a party see a handsome guy. He walks up to you say, I hear youre fantastic in bed. Thats Brand Recognition. Youre at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. Thats Sales Rep. Your friend cant satisfy him so he calls you. Thats Tech Support. Youre on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses youre passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, Im fantastic in bed! Thats Junk Mail.

What do you get when you put 3 Germans in a window? Well..... this. A contender for window models of the year!

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Eastern Promise

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EP IN PICTURES

The Spanish armada at EP continues to grow... Some wear towels over their heads when they drink...

Graham Bell leaving due... Im sure hell miss the blowjobs and female attention...

Bunga + birthday = Flaming Lamborghini = drive your own bajaj home.

Jon Elliott and Boyband set a superb quiz! Unglogged won and the Belgians came last... This time :-)
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Eastern Promise
STAFF INTERVIEW

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Ade

R egular Events Regular Event s

Winners drink for free. Every last Winners drink for free. Every last Tuesday on the month. Tuesday on the month.

Tuesdays Tuesdays ACOUSTIC WITH OKTA AND IRVAN ACOUSTIC WITH OKTA AND IRVAN QUIZ NIGHT QUIZ NIGHT

9 pm-midnight 9 pm-midnight starts at 8 pm starts at 8 pm

Fridays Fridays PRESSURE HOUR PRESSURE HOUR

Free beers until someone leaves the Free beers until someone leaves the bar or visits the toilet. bar or visits the toilet.

5 - 6 pm 5 - 6 pm

Pub classics and Irish folk songs Pub classics and Irish folk songs

LIVE MUSIC LIVE MUSIC Saturdays Saturdays LIVE MUSIC LIVE MUSIC LIVE STRING TRIO LIVE STRING TRIO

9 pm onwards 9 pm onwards 9 pm onwards 9 pm onwards 4 - 7 pm 4 - 7 pm

Everyday Everyday WHISKEY IN THE JAR WHISKEY IN THE JAR

Double Jameson and mixer in our Double Jameson and mixer in our signature drinking jar at only 95k signature drinking jar at only 95k

LIVE MUSIC LIVE MUSIC

Meggy Mumu interviewed Ade who recently welcomed her first child! Hi Ade, hows your newborn baby? Shes awesome. Shes very easy to take care of! What about your husband? Hes happy excited! Does he get jealous because you now devote your time and attention to the baby? Yes, sometimes. (laughs) How many children do you plan on having? Three, and the newborns my first one. Wow. Do you actually believe that banyak anak, banyak rejeki (the more children you have, the wealthier you are going to be; a traditional local myth - or otherwise! Ed) Um.. Yes, I actually do. What do you want your child to be? The ideal scenario? Doctor. What kind of doctor? Er.. I dont know. One of those specialists who charge high to their patients and get paid a lot. Suppose you end up with three children. Do you want all of them to be.. high-charging and rich doctors? Oh, yes.

BEER GARDEN BEER GARDEN 9.30 pm 9.30 pm

23 23 30 30
FRI FRI

FRI FRI

Check them out! Check them out!

UNIVERSE UNIVERSE

24 24 31 31
SAT SAT

SAT SAT

Crowd favorite Crowd favorite

CENTERSTAGE CENTERSTAGE UNLIMITED UNLIMITED

More of EP crowd More of favorite EP crowd favorite

CENTERSTAGE CENTERSTAGE

Modern band Modern band

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Bartele Gallery

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Bartele Gallery

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BuGils FC

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Another slight falter in our season as an injury-ridden 13 players lost by a single goal in a midweek game against the Nomads. A bit better fortune, a couple of extra players and perhaps some semi-competent refereeing* might have seen us pick up a deserved point there but, as King Kenny says (this season at least), theres more to a good season than just the points. We should probably focus on the excellent shirt deal and the sponsorship allowing us to party after every game AND send two teams to the Bali sixes this year. On that basis perhaps the only area where Liverpool perhaps has the edge is, as far as we know, they dont have a problem with sock quality. Not to worry - thats being taken care of too.. Our season looks complete! Ray hasnt had a mention in these reports for some time so credit where credits due, he did play through injury pain to allow us to have eleven men on the pitch.. Although next time he may possibly want to consider if the referee is the best man to mark when we are defending a corner. If we want to focus on results on the pitch it should be noted that we managed to bounce right back with two wins in the same day the following Saturday with Willie van Blisterboy outdoing Messi by scoring six in one day. Messi may however wish to challenge whether Willie really should get credit for the two goals awarded in the walkover win against the homeless Diablos. The other match, in which Willie really did score four (and missed a couple, it has to be said) was a 6-3 friendly victory over the Lions, a team not lacking in ability. They have the ability to talk a good game, for example (cheers Neil), and they certainly have the ability to live up to the true spirit of the league by getting absolutely hammered in the bar after the games. Roll on the four team tourney next Saturday - looks like another trophy for the cabinet (if Murphys also stick to the spirit that is and leave the pros at home - its a dangerous pitch boys, dont risk injury before your contracts start). *One more thing which may have contributed to our downfall midweek was some very confusing guidance from coach and skip - first coach said we had already picked up two points for a win awarded for the upcoming game on Saturday and then, having asked for 150% effort in the second half, handed over to skip for the usual morale booster - in which skip asked for 110%! Players were visibly spinning round asking each other what percentage effort they should apply. Two weeks from now, skip will return from a company sponsored trip to a special secret leadership training facility in Switzerland and we are expecting great benefits to flow to BuGils FC - a kind of hidden sponsorship.. Yet another positive for the season.. King Kenny is right.

G.G.

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League Standings
T E A MS PLAYED WON LOST DREW GOALS + GOALS GOAL DF POINTS

JIS Sabor Latino Wanderers BuGils Nomads Do It Murphys Japan Diablo German Lions Vikings

15 14 16 18 17 14 13 15 17 13 13 14

14 12 10 9 8 7 7 5 5 3 2 0

0 0 5 7 6 6 5 8 11 8 11 12

2 2 1 2 3 1 1 2 1 2 0 2

59 93 53 38 32 48 34 26 32 23 17 15

17 23 34 42 37 29 34 31 46 38 71 66

42 70 19 -4 -5 19 0 -5 -14 -13 -54 -51

43 38 31 29 27 22 17 17 16 11 6 2

Results
Diablo German Japan Murphys

BuGils Fixtures
Sabor Latino Nomads BuGils Lions BuGils Do It BuGils BuGils
APR 7 APR 14 APR 21 APR 28

3 1 2 4

4 3 3 0

Lions BuGils Lions JIS

BuGils FC is proudly sponsored by:

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Events & Sports Schedule

ARTS & CULTURE
Fri, Mar 30 0:30

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THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 2012 Eredivisie De Graafschap Twente

Smooth

ELECTRO POP MUSIC

3:00
7:00 7:00 7:00 13:30 15:30 2:45 7:00 9:30 13:30 15:00 15:30 16:30 17:30 19:45 22:00 22:00 22:00 22:00 22:00 22:00 0:30 7:00

EPL

Man City Chelsea

Gedung Saliharas Rooftop, Jl. Salihara 16 Pasar Minggu. Tickets can be collected from Institut Francais Indonesia (Wijaya & Salemba). Call 789 1202 for more details

EXHIBITION
Wed, Mar 28 Sun, Mar 31

INAPA IIBT INABIKE 2012

AUTOMOTIVE INCL. BUS, TRUCK, BIKES & COMPONENTS

Heavy Equipment Indonesia 2012 INATRONICS 2012 ELECTRONICS &

COMPONENTS

Jakarta International Expo, Kemayoran. For more info, call event organizer at 5435 8118 Wed, 28 Mar

Deep & Extreme Indonesia

PLATFORM EXHIBITION FOR SCUBA DIVING, OUTDOOR ADVENTURES AND ECO-TOURISM INDUSTRIES

Jakarta Convention Centre, Senayan. Website: deepandextremeindonesia.com Wed, Apr 4 Fri, Apr 6

NBA Thunder Clippers NHL Red Wings - NY Rangers FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 2012 NBA Bucks Celtics Super XV Blues Hurricanes Super XV Rebels Force SATURDAY, MARCH 24, 2012 Top 14 Bordeaux - Stade Toulousain NHL Hurricanes - Blue Jackets NBA Lakers Blazers Super XV Crusaders Cheetahs F1 Petronas GP (Qual.) AFL Brumbies Highlanders AFL GWS Giants Sydney Swans NRL Cowboys Sharks EPL Chelsea Tottenham AFL Bulls Reds EPL Arsenal - Aston Villa EPL Liverpool Wigan EPL Sunderland QPR SPL Aberdeen Inverness Super XV Bulls Reds SUNDAY, MARCH 25, 2012 EPL Stoke - Man City NHL Canadiens Flyers

15:00

F1
HSBC 7s Eredivisie SPL

Petronas GP Race
Portugal - Guyana / Canada Philippines AZ Alkmaar - RKC Waalwijk Rangers Celtic

Indo Power (with E-Power and Solar Power)

Jakarta Convention Centre, Senayan, Jakarta. Website: indo-power.com

16:00 17:30 19:00

21:30 Eredivisie
22:00

Ajax Amsterdam PSV Eindhoven

CHARITY
Sun, Apr 1 6.30 am onwards

7:00 15:00 3:00 7:00 7:00

Bike Against AIDS

Jl. Kemang Raya 2H. Call 719 4121 ext. 8123 or write to contactriena@restyleinternational.com for more details.

BUSINESS & NETWORKING

Tue, Mar 27

BritCham Annual General Meeting & Special Lunch KEYNOTE SPEAKER: BRITISH
AMBASSADOR,H.E MARK CANNING Write to events@britcham.or.id to book

7:00 16:30 7:00 9:30 16:30 19:00 21:00 21:00 10:00 16:00 19:30 22:00

SHOPPING
Sun, Apr 1

One Sun Day Flea Market

FASHION, ART, FOOD, BOOKS USED & NEW Jl. Bangka Raya No. 27 Kemang

EPL West Brom Newcastle MONDAY, MARCH 26, 2012 NHL Predators Blackhawks NRL Tigers Raiders TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 2012 EPL Man Utd Fulham WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, 2012 NHL Lightning Bruins THURSDAY, MARCH 29, 2012 NHL Lightning - Blue Jackets FRIDAY, MARCH 30, 2012 NHL Capitals Bruins AFL Hawthorn Collingwood SATURDAY, MARCH 31, 2012 NHL Canadiens - NY Rangers AFL Melbourne Brisbane Lions AFL Fremantle Geelong Top 14 Biarritz Clermont EPL Aston Villa Chelsea EPL Man City Sunderland SUNDAY, APRIL 01, 2012 Western Bulldogs AFL West Coast Eagles HSBC 7s Team TBC EPL Newcastle - Liverpool EPL Tottenham - Swansea
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