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A Cunning Plan
A Cunning Plan
Oil that lies in abundance beneath the seabed. As one Admiral commented to a certain General, That should teach the buggers a lesson. In the meantime, as any observer will have realised, there are plans to cover every available piece of ground on the mainland with these seemingly useless monstrosities. Further to this, we have evidence, in the leaked document, that the towers are equipped with powerful engines. Thus, in the event of an invasion, they will be set to rev at full speed. The ensuing draft will scatter any incoming paratroopers among the blades, which then will swat them like flies. This will reduce the invading force to a heap of minced meat in a matter of minutes. Interestingly, in true British style, this whole defence idea was born accidentally when a boffin from the MoD was on holiday up-north and saw a flock of starlings wiped out in a matter of seconds by a couple of wind-turbines, A magnificent sight, which thrilled and inspired him. So there you have it, another Cunning Plan that, one day, will rank in the annals of history alongside Agincourt, Trafalgar. Waterloo, the So... D-day and the Falklands. So, in the near future, if you become enraged by the sight of a forest of these noisy ugly worthless lumps of metal that do nothing but bat birds into oblivion and channel money into the hands of foreign industrialists suddenly obliterating your favourite beauty spot... rejoice! For these sentinels are there to guard our green... Hmmm.
charlie@mancunium.fsnet.co.uk