126 That Ol' Black Magic

The Fairly OddParents
“That Ol’ Black Magic”

#126
Written By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel
First Draft:
4/10/01
Second Draft:
4/26/01
Third Draft:
5/8/01
Final Draft:
5/22/01
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: That Ol’ Black Magic” final script by Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel 5.22.01 2
FADE IN:
INT. - THE TURNER’S CAR - DAY
DAD drives. MOM sits in the passenger seat. Cars whip past
them as they creep along at 55 MPH exactly. TIMMY’s in the
back, playing a GAMEBOY-LIKE DEVICE.
TIMMY
Are we at the amusement park yet, Dad?
DAD
Don’t be in such a rush, Timmy! It’s
Friday the 13th, which means we have to
be extra careful today!
MOM
Safety first, sweetie! (to Dad)
And here are your two cell phones,
honey!
Dad grabs the PHONES and starts driving with his feet.
DAD
Hello, Mr. Turner? It’s me! Mr.
Turner! I’m driving with my feet!
(lovingly to feet)
Is there anything you two can’t do?
Dad swerves. We push in ON GAMEBOY VIDEO SCREEN - A VIDEO

COSMO and WANDA pound the crap out of a VIDEO VICKY. Cosmo
and Wanda shoot a worried look at Timmy.
WANDA
We really shouldn’t rush, Timmy! It is Friday
the thirteenth!
COSMO
Yeah! We gotta be extra careful! What’s
the big hurry, anyway?
TIMMY
We’re going to Adren-a-land! The
greatest amusement park on Earth! I’m
not gonna let some dumb superstition
slow us down!
WANDA
I thought you liked that other
amusement park: Escalator Land!
TIMMY
No way! That park was for babies.
RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - ESCALATOR LAND - DAY - 5 YEARS AGO
Mom, Dad and Timmy - age 5 - are jammed on an ESCALATOR

full of PEOPLE going up.
TIMMY
Dad? When do we get to the ride?
DAD
(thrilled) This is the ride!
MOM AND DAD

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!
RIPPLE DISSOLVE BACK TO:
INT. - CAR - SAME TIME
Video Cosmo and Wanda defeat the Video Vicky. Cosmo

continues jumping up and down on it as they talk.
TIMMY
But Adren-A-land is for kids ten and
over! And I’m finally ten! Or over!
Which means...
ON WINDOW as they approach ADREN-A-LAND. In the distance,

we see an enormous ROLLER COASTER.
TIMMY
...I’m finally big enough to the ride
the Spleen Puncher!!!
ON ROLLER COASTER as the coaster cars crest the top of a

hill. An enormous MECHANICAL FIST punches them off the
track and os. All the RIDERS squeal with delight/terror.
COSMO
(totally excited)
Cool! Are you gonna throw up, Timmy?
TIMMY
You bet! I’ve been practicing all week!
Watch!!!
INSTANTLY CUT TO:
EXT. - ADREN-A-LAND - LATER
A huge DISNEYLAND-TYPE SIGN reads: “ADREN-A-LAND!” with a

NEON ANIMATED HEART THAT GROWS, GROWS AND THEN EXPLODES.
Pan down to the overcrowded parking lot as the Turner’s car
pulls in.
ON CAR - Timmy gets out carrying Cosmo and Wanda, disguised

as BALLOONS. He takes a few steps when Wanda quickly floats
him up off the ground.
COSMO
Whoa, sport! Watch where you’re
stepping! “Step on a crack, break your
mother’s back!”
TIMMY
Aw, come on... that’s just some stupid
superstition!
Timmy hovers over a CRACK IN THE SIDEWALK.
WANDA
Watch it, Timmy! On Friday the 13th,
the anti-fairies escape from Fairyworld
and cause bad luck everywhere!
COSMO
Yeah! They’re like regular fairies,
only anti! And Friday the 13th is their
Christmas!
Timmy lets go of the balloon strings and drops down,

landing on the crack.
MOM (O.S.)
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
Cosmo and Wanda POOF into LUGGAGE on the car roof. Dad
ZIPS into frame.
DAD
Who stepped on a crack!?!
TIMMY
Uh... you did?
Dad looks angrily at his feet, then produces a MISSION

IMPOSSIBLE-TYPE BRIEFCASE.
DAD
Darn me! Good thing I’ve got my
briefcase full of good luck charms!
The briefcase snaps open, revealing DOZENS OF GOOD LUCK

CHARMS - LUCKY HORSESHOES, FOUR LEAF CLOVERS, ETC. Dad
hands Timmy a horseshoe.
DAD
(dramatic) Take this. It’ll stop bad
luck. It’s too late for your Mom...
MOM -- wearing a METAL HEAD AND NECK BRACE and WALKING ON

CRUTCHES -- heroically ambles through scene.
MOM
Must..enjoy..weekend..with..family...
Timmy and the Godparents - now as BIRDS - follow Mom os.
DISSOLVE TO:
PARK TICKET BOOTH - MOMENTS LATER
They stop at the entrance to the Park. Mom and Dad go to

the ticket booth as Timmy reads a sign: “The Following
Rides are Open Today: “ALL OF THEM.”
TIMMY
All the rides are open! Including my
favorite - the Spleen Puncher! Nothing
could possibly ruin this day!
A BLACK CAT <<MEOWS>> as it crosses Timmy’s path. A sign

next to SPLEEN PUNCHER flips down: “CLOSED”.
TIMMY
“Closed?” Darn it!
Timmy angrily stomps on the ground and steps on another

crack as Mom and Dad walk into scene.
MOM
Aaaaaaaghhhhhhh!!!!
Mom collapses in pain, and her head brace shatters when she
hits the ground. Dad, sits next to her, angrily yelling at
his feet.
DAD
Curse you my own two feet! Stop
hurting my wife!
(to Timmy)
No time to talk! Quick! Take this 37
leaf clover and go enjoy yourself!
Mom gives Timmy his TICKET and Dad’s clover.
MOM
Go on...
Timmy instantly runs os and into the park.
TIMMY (O.S.)
Feel better!
MOM
...without me...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - ADREN-A-LAND - LATER
Timmy and the Godparents - still birds - run up to the

KIDNEY TWISTER. It’s open and twisting.
TIMMY
The Spleen Puncher might be down, but I
can still ride the Kidney Twister!
Timmy is so excited, he swings his hands in the air and

smacks a MIRROR that was right next to him. It shatters,
and the ride sign flips to “CLOSED.”
TIMMY
Darn it!
CUT TO:
ANOTHER PART OF THE PARK

Timmy runs up to the LIVER LANCER. It’s open and lancing.
TIMMY
Oh, boy! The Liver Lancer!
Timmy walks under a ladder. The sign flips to “Closed.”
TIMMY
RRRRRRRRR....
CUT TO:
ANOTHER PART OF THE PARK
Timmy stops next to a FOUNTAIN. Cosmo and Wanda POOF in as

TRASH CANS.
WANDA
For someone who doesn’t believe in bad
luck, you’re sure getting a lot of it!
TIMMY
I don’t believe in luck. But I do
subscribe to the theory of horribly
inconvenient coincidences.
A GUY IN A SALT SHAKER SUIT enters.
SALT GUY
Salt! Get your tasty salt here! Take
it and put it on stuff! Salt!
WIDE SHOT OF TIMMY IN THE CENTER OF THE PARK with various

RIDES and COASTERS all in motion.
TIMMY
I mean, look at all these awesome
rides! They can’t all break down! I’m
gonna stay positive!
Timmy swings his arm in a “gee whiz” manner, his elbow

knocking over the GUY IN THE SALT SUIT.
SALT GUY
Ooooof!
Every ride in the park instantly grinds to a halt, and

falls apart.
TIMMY
New theory. I’m having bad luck.
A CAT walks up and starts licking the COSMO TRASH CAN.
COSMO
Ooo! Scratchy cat tongue!
TIMMY
That’s it! I wish my bad luck would
stop!
WANDA
Uh, Timmy, we’re not allowed to
interfere with anti-fairies!
TIMMY
Well, where are they? I don’t see any
anti-fairies here!
WANDA
You can only see them with these anti-
fairy goggles!
POOF! Timmy is wearing anti-fairy GOGGLES that look like

regular sunglasses -- except of course, for the rotating
radar dish that sticks up from the nose bridge of the
glasses. Timmy looks ridiculous.
COSMO
Stylish and functional!
Timmy’s POV - A COUPLE OF ANTI-FAIRIES - They’re negative

images of regular fairy.
TIMMY
Hey! I can see one!
ANGLE ON: AN ANTI-FAIRY next to a HOT DOG STAND, nervously

looking around.
TIMMY
Why are they picking on me?
WANDA
Oh, they pick on everybody! But on
Friday the 13th, they slip away from
Fairyworld and cause trouble! See?
A PARK PATRON walks up and buys a hot dog. The Anti-fairy

opens up a CAT TRAVEL CASE and releases a BLACK CAT, which
walks past the park patron and os. The ANTI-FAIRY waves his
wand. Suddenly, a WRECKING BALL swings in out of nowhere,
crushing the vendor, the patron and the hot dog cart. The
patron rises from the wreckage.
PARK PATRON
Anybody seen my teeth?
HOT DOG VENDOR

Yo.
The Hot Dog Vendor lifts his hand, holding said TEETH.
Suddenly, a second, MOUTH-SIZED WRECKING BALL swings into
frame, knocking the teeth out of the guy’s hand.
ON TIMMY
TIMMY
That’s terrible!
He stomps foot angrily and steps on another crack just as

his Dad, followed by Mom wearing a brightly colored Adren-
A-Land neck brace, walks into scene.
TIMMY’S POV - through the goggles, an Anti-Fairy whips out

a giant negative JACKHAMMER and hammers Mom’s back.
MOM
AAAAAGGHHH!
Mom drops. Nearby, a REPAIRMAN is hunched over, trying to

figure out what the hell is going on with his park. He
has, you guessed it, droopy pants revealing - very
tastefully - his butt-crack. Dad stands heroically, placing
one leg on the man’s back. He holds up spackle and a
trowel.
DAD
That’s it! I’m not leaving until every
crack in this park is filled!
They both look at the man’s butt... The REPAIRMAN freaks

and runs. Dad follows.
DAD
Come back!
Dad runs OS. Timmy looks at the Anti-fairy.
TIMMY
Hey, you!
TIMMY’S POV: The Anti-Fairy knows he’s busted and POOFS

away. Timmy talks to his Cosmo and Wanda TRASH BINS.
TIMMY
Those anti-fairies are hurting my mom!
And ruining my day!
(beat; off Wanda’s glare)
And hurting my Mom. I wanna talk to
those anti-fairies right now!
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. POOF! Timmy runs to the
new-magic DOOR and opens it.
TIMMY’S POV -It’s an entrance to Fairy World!
TIMMY
Awesome!
Timmy grabs a SODA, downs it in one manly shot, crushes the

cup and tosses it into Cosmo’s mouth.
TIMMY
Let’s go kick some anti-butt.
Timmy and the Godparents go through the door and into...
CUT TO:
EXT. - FAIRYWORLD - DAY
Timmy - still wearing the goggles - and the Godparents,

appear in Fairyworld at the corner of “Penn” and “Teller.”
Everything is sparkles, twinkles and magic.
TIMMY
We’re in Fairyworld! Where are the
anti-fairies?
COSMO
Over there!
Cosmo points. Timmy looks OS. to see...

Timmy’s POV - A giant TRANSPARENT BARRIER reaches from the

ground to the sky. Anti-fairies, anti-buildings, anti-
sparkles and anti-magic can be seen. Basically, it’s a
negative image of fairy world. JORGEN stands at the
entrance, brandishing his wand.
WANDA (O.S.)
And Jorgen’s guarding the door!
JORGEN
Of course I am! And if these anti-
fairies want to get to Earth, they will
have to go through me!
TIMMY
They already have gotten through!
JORGEN
Not my shift.
Timmy walks up to the barrier.
JORGEN
No one is allowed in anti-fairy world!
TIMMY
Then I wish they were all out here!
WANDA AND JORGEN

No!
Too late. The barrier crumbles...and dozens of ANTI-

FAIRIES pour out like a swarm of killer bees. Cosmo, Wanda
and Jorgen are swept away in a sea of Anti-Fairies.
ANTI-FAIRIES
(triumphant walla)
Timmy boldly stands in middle of the hurricane of anti-

fairies and tries to talk to them as they whiz past.
TIMMY
Hey, I wanna...Listen, you I...I need
to have a word with...
(to Cosmo and Wanda)
Why won’t you stop?
ANTI-COSMO floats up to Timmy. He is an anti-fairy version

of Cosmo.
ANTI-COSMO
Actually, Timothy, why should we?
TIMMY
Cosmo?
ANTI-COSMO
I’m the anti-fairy Cosmo. I’m not an
idiot in any manner whatsoever!
ANTI-WANDA
And I’m the Anti-Wanda! I’m incredibly
stupid and eat with my feet!
A SANDWICH POOFS into scene, she grabs it with her feet and
begins eating it like a monkey.
ANTI-COSMO
You see, we’ve been trapped behind that
darn barrier for centuries! But we knew
some Friday the 13th, some child would
be stupid enough to have his fairies
bring him here and wish all of us
free!! You’re our hero! Our big, stupid
hero!
Anti-Cosmo hangs a MEDAL around Timmy’s neck. An anti-fairy

PHOTOGRAPHER flies in, snaps a photo of Ant-Cosmo and
Timmy, then zips away.
ANTI-FAIRY PHOTOGRAPHER
What a scoop!
POOF! a flashbulb goes off and the photographer joins the

rest of the swarm as they all move off stage... and out the
magic door that Timmy left open.
TIMMY
Oh no, this is really bad! Isn’t it?
Jorgen, with Cosmo and Wanda at “wand” point, enters.
COSMO
I’ll say! That anti-Cosmo made me feel
like an idiot!
A sandwich POOFS IN as Cosmo eats it with his feet.

WANDA
It’s not bad yet. As long as they’re
here in Fairy World, we can always
round them up later!
ON THE BATHROOM DOOR ENTRANCE INTO FAIRY WORLD
Dad opens the door and pops his head in.
DAD
Hey! This isn’t the men’s room!
(to his feet)
You’ve betrayed me again!
Dad walks away, leaving the door to Earth wide open! The
swarm of anti-fairies instantly zooms through the door and
into the amusement park!
WANDA
Jorgen, you have to get them back!
JORGEN
And I will! I will use every erg of my
awesome fairy powers to...
SFX: A “Shift’s over” whistle blows. Jorgen takes out a

TIME CARD and sticks it in a nearby PUNCH CLOCK. Jorgen
poofs up a BATHROBE and fuzzy SLIPPERS.
JORGEN
Shifts over. Time to take a big swim
in “lake Jorgen.”
Jorgen walks os as AN OUT OF SHAPE FAIRY - Jorgen’s

replacement - punches in -- POOFS UP a recliner -- sits
down and INSTANTLY falls asleep.
TIMMY
I guess it’s up to us.
COSMO
Ya think?
CUT TO:
EXT. - ADREN-A-LAND - SAME TIME

The Anti-fairies flood into the park from the bathroom

door. Timmy runs out of the bathroom, followed by Cosmo and
Wanda who are disguised as BIRDS.
TIMMY
Aw, man! The anti-fairies are gone!
TIMMY’S POV - as he watches the last of the Anti-fairies

fly over the amusement park wall.
COSMO
And look! Everyone’s had bad luck!!
VARIOUS SHOTS AROUND PARK - the park is in ruins -- People

lying around with back pain amidst broken mirrors, with
black cats licking their faces. Everyone is in misery,
except for two people: Timmy’s Dad and Mom.
Dad wears a RABBIT’S FOOT KEY CHAIN COAT and MOM is

covered, head-to-toe in HORSESHOES -- which, though lucky,
are extremely heavy. Timmy runs up to them.
TIMMY
Dad! Mom! You’re okay!
DAD
Yes! And I made good-luck suits for
your mother and myself!
MOM
Thank goodness Timmy’s fine.
Let’s go find a working ride!
Dad bounds os as Mom drags her horseshoe-laden self slowly

and loudly os. Cosmo and Wanda fly up to Timmy.
COSMO
Timmy! The whole world’s falling apart!
Look at this conveniently-placed, big
screen television!
WIDEN TO REVEAL A BIG SCREEN TV right next to Timmy. A

NEWSCAST is on with CHET UBECHA.
CHET UBETCHA
Bad luck...Amuck! I’m Chet Ubetcha!
MONTAGE - VARIOUS SCENES AROUND THE WORLD - bad luck is

happening to everyone in the world.
CHET UBETCHA
Whether it’s Paris...
EXT. PARIS
THE SALT GUY walks into frame, on a cellular phone.
SALT GUY
Yeah, Dad, being the Eifel Tower salt
guy is MUCH better than the last job I
had...
He trips and falls, spilling salt. The EIFEL TOWER

instantly falls over.
CHET UBETCHA
Egypt...
EXT. EGYPT
THE SALT GUY’S DAD - also in a salt suit - walks by the

pyramids, on his cell phone.
DAD SALT GUY

Son? Son? Are you okay?
He trips, spilling salt as he does The PYRAMIDS collapse.
CHET UBETCHA
Or right here in the greatest country
on Earth...bad luck runs rampant!
INT. THE WHITE HOUSE - SAME TIME
A young PRESIDENT stands with a FIVE STAR GENERAL.
GENERAL
Mr. President, whatever you do, don’t
touch that big red button next to the
salt!
The President knocks over the salt, spilling it.
PRESIDENT
You mean this button?
He hits the button. The screen turns into the “Emergency Test
Bulletin” screen, complete with the BLARING “EEEEEEEE”
noise.
ON TIMMY AND THE GODPARENTS
TIMMY
We gotta get the anti-fairies back to
Fairy world!
WANDA
How are we gonna find them??
TIMMY
We’re not.
Timmy grabs another SODA swallows it in one gulp and

crushes the cup.
TIMMY
We’ll make them come to us.
Cosmo and Wanda look at each other solemnly. They

dramatically raise their wands. POOF! They all disappear.
EXT. - DESERT - DAY - SAME TIME
The trio poof! into scene. PULL BACK TO SEE they’re

standing in the middle of a Nevada Nuclear Test Site.
Surrounding them are: A BUNCH OF MIRRORS - A BUNCH OF
LADDERS - AND A BUNCH OF SALT SHAKERS.
TIMMY
Anti-fairies have to go where the bad
luck happens, right?
COSMO/WANDA
(nervous) Right.
TIMMY
Let’s get unlucky. (beat) Oh! Hang on.
Timmy pulls out another SODA and manly crushes the paper
cup. Soda splashes all over him.
TIMMY
Note to self: Drink first. Crush after.
Timmy starts walking under LADDERS. POOF! A HAMMER appears

in his hand and he starts smashing MIRRORS. Timmy starts
tipping over SALT SHAKERS.
TIMMY
The more bad luck I cause, the more
anti-fairies will have to come here.
And once they’re here, we’ll trick ‘em
back to Anti-Fairy world.
All the mirrors are broken, the ladders walked under, and
the salt shakers tipped over.
TIMMY
(To Cosmo and Wanda) Hit me.
They wave their wands. POOF! From over the horizon, a huge
BLACK CAT lumbers into scene...
CAT
(Huge roar) MEOOOOOOOOOOWWW!
...and thunders across Timmy’s path. Beat. Then we hear a

low rumble. Timmy looks nervously at the Godparents.
TIMMY
If I don’t make it out of here...
From over the horizon, we see a huge black cloud of Anti-

fairies bearing down on Timmy.
TIMMY
...tell my Dad...he’s weird.
ON THE ANTI-FAIRIES ZOOMING AT TIMMY
ANTI-FAIRY 2
Get him!
The Anti-fairies wave their wands, but... POOF! Cosmo and

Wanda make him disappear. A U.S. missile lands in the place
where he was standing.
ANTI-FAIRY 1
Darn it! We missed!
CUT TO:
INT. - THE WHITE HOUSE - SAME TIME
The President stands next to the general.

GENERAL
Mr. President, you almost caused a nuclear war.
What are you going to do next?
PRESIDENT
I’m going to Escalatorland!!!
The president eats a sandwich with his feet.
CUT TO:
INT. - ADREN-A-LAND - SECONDS LATER
ON THE ENTRANCE TO THE BATHROOM
Timmy appears in front of the bathroom door entrance to

Fairy World. You know, the one Dad opened earlier. Cosmo
and Wanda appear next to Timmy.
TIMMY’S POV - the Anti-Fairies hurtle towards him in the

distance.
ON ANTI-COSMO AND ANTI-WANDA
ANTI-COSMO
What is he doing?
ON TIMMY - He casually picks up a handheld mirror and

shatters it into a million pieces. The Anti-fairies go
insane. Now’s their chance!
ANTI-COSMO
AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!
They all ZIP OS.
CUT TO:
ON TIMMY - Just as they’re about to hit him... POOF! He

disappears and all the anti-fairies swarm into the
bathroom, AKA entrance to Fairy World. The door slams shut
and Timmy POOFS! back into scene where he hangs an “Out of
Order sign” on the door.
CUT TO:
EXT. - FAIRYWORLD - SAME TIME

The anti-fairies pour into fairy world via the bathroom

door. The door slams behind them and disappears. They
stand next to the sleeping, out-of-shape fairy.
ANTI-WANDA
Hey! That kid tricked us back into
Fairy world!
ANTI-COSMO
Don’t worry. We’ll get back. Who’s
gonna stop us... that fairy?
SFX: SHIFT CHANGE WHISTLE. The sleeping fairy gets up.

He punches his time card. Jorgen steps in.
JORGEN
So many anti-bones, so little time.
CUT TO:
EXT. - ADREN-A-LAND - BATHROOM - SAME TIME
Timmy and the Godparents listen as the sound of tremendous

beatings emanate from the bathroom.
ANTI-FAIRIES (O.S.)
Ouch! Oooch! Aaagh! Eeech!!!
Cosmo and Wanda smile at each other then POOF! into BUSHES
as Timmy’s parents walk into scene.
DAD
(re: bathroom)
Wow. That guy needs more fiber! C’mon,
Timmy, this park is dangerous!
MOM (WEAKLY)
Let’s..go..have...family..fun..!
TIMMY
Okay! Like what?
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. ESCALATOR LAND AMUSEMENT PARK - LATER
Dad, Mom and Timmy ride an escalator full of people. Cosmo

and Wanda are next to Timmy disguised as Balloons.
DAD
I’ve never felt more alive!!!
The escalator grinds to a halt. The riders groan in

disapproval. WIDEN TO REVEAL the President on the
escalator as well.
PRESIDENT
When do we get to the ride?
DAD
This is the ride!
DAD/PRESIDENT
WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Timmy rolls his eyes.
TIMMY
(to Cosmo and Wanda)
Next year we’re going camping.
FADE OUT.
THE END

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The Fairly OddParents

“That Ol’ Black Magic”

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

INT. - THE TURNER’S CAR - DAY

Dad swerves. We push in ON GAMEBOY VIDEO SCREEN - A VIDEO

RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. - ESCALATOR LAND - DAY - 5 YEARS AGO

Mom, Dad and Timmy - age 5 - are jammed on an ESCALATOR

MOM AND DAD

RIPPLE DISSOLVE BACK TO:

INT. - CAR - SAME TIME

Video Cosmo and Wanda defeat the Video Vicky. Cosmo

ON WINDOW as they approach ADREN-A-LAND. In the distance,

ON ROLLER COASTER as the coaster cars crest the top of a

INSTANTLY CUT TO:

EXT. - ADREN-A-LAND - LATER

A huge DISNEYLAND-TYPE SIGN reads: “ADREN-A-LAND!” with a

ON CAR - Timmy gets out carrying Cosmo and Wanda, disguised

Timmy hovers over a CRACK IN THE SIDEWALK.

Timmy lets go of the balloon strings and drops down,

Dad looks angrily at his feet, then produces a MISSION

The briefcase snaps open, revealing DOZENS OF GOOD LUCK

MOM -- wearing a METAL HEAD AND NECK BRACE and WALKING ON

Timmy and the Godparents - now as BIRDS - follow Mom os.

PARK TICKET BOOTH - MOMENTS LATER

They stop at the entrance to the Park. Mom and Dad go to

A BLACK CAT <<MEOWS>> as it crosses Timmy’s path. A sign

Timmy angrily stomps on the ground and steps on another

Mom gives Timmy his TICKET and Dad’s clover.

Timmy instantly runs os and into the park.

INT. - ADREN-A-LAND - LATER

Timmy and the Godparents - still birds - run up to the

Timmy is so excited, he swings his hands in the air and

ANOTHER PART OF THE PARK

Timmy runs up to the LIVER LANCER. It’s open and lancing.

Timmy walks under a ladder. The sign flips to “Closed.”

ANOTHER PART OF THE PARK

Timmy stops next to a FOUNTAIN. Cosmo and Wanda POOF in as

A GUY IN A SALT SHAKER SUIT enters.

WIDE SHOT OF TIMMY IN THE CENTER OF THE PARK with various

Timmy swings his arm in a “gee whiz” manner, his elbow

Every ride in the park instantly grinds to a halt, and

A CAT walks up and starts licking the COSMO TRASH CAN.

POOF! Timmy is wearing anti-fairy GOGGLES that look like

Timmy’s POV - A COUPLE OF ANTI-FAIRIES - They’re negative

ANGLE ON: AN ANTI-FAIRY next to a HOT DOG STAND, nervously

A PARK PATRON walks up and buys a hot dog. The Anti-fairy

HOT DOG VENDOR

He stomps foot angrily and steps on another crack just as

TIMMY’S POV - through the goggles, an Anti-Fairy whips out

Mom drops. Nearby, a REPAIRMAN is hunched over, trying to

They both look at the man’s butt... The REPAIRMAN freaks

Dad runs OS. Timmy looks at the Anti-fairy.

TIMMY’S POV: The Anti-Fairy knows he’s busted and POOFS

TIMMY’S POV -It’s an entrance to Fairy World!

Timmy grabs a SODA, downs it in one manly shot, crushes the

Timmy and the Godparents go through the door and into...

EXT. - FAIRYWORLD - DAY

Timmy - still wearing the goggles - and the Godparents,

Cosmo points. Timmy looks OS. to see...

Timmy’s POV - A giant TRANSPARENT BARRIER reaches from the

Timmy walks up to the barrier.

WANDA AND JORGEN

Too late. The barrier crumbles...and dozens of ANTI-

126 That Ol' Black Magic

126 That Ol' Black Magic