A Baby Taco

08:58:19 PM<noenvy>
*SO YES*
08:59:09 PM<gottagoturnish>
*SO FOR REAL, Hiro went to stay with Tess. Because haha, staying at the house! It's a nightmare! He didn't want to go AT ALL, much less spend the last several hours there.*
*But it's his baby girl's birthday, and she's the only kid he has left! He's got to make this the best birthday ever. Who knows if he'll be around for the next one. Or if she will!!*
*Six months ago he had no idea he'd lose any of his kids, and now he's fighting just to keep the last one he has. She'll probably get taken away because he can't do anything right! So hey, let's make it count.*
I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU GOT ME A REAL LIFE PONY
... *currently, he's just finished climbing the cliffs, with Rose sitting right on his shoulders.* .... what?
09:03:33 PM<noenvy>
*she came by at the beginning of the party with neil ok. She's half tempted to go out and check on him but- oh hey.*
09:04:04 PM<noenvy>
*she closes her book, and waits, curling her tails around herself nervously. Rose hasn't ever visited my cave before.*
THE GROUND 'v' *she clings around his head.*
IT'S TRUE MISS SENSEI PUSHED IT RIGHT OUTTA
.... OH. *god who the hell even--* Did she now. *he steps to the mouth of the cave, tapping his knuckles on the wall* Uh--
09:08:01 PM<noenvy>
Come in. *what the hell are they talking about.* a nice party, Rose? *OH GOD HOW DO I CHILDREN*
have
09:08:27 PM<noenvy>
*actually one of her tails are wrapped tight around a weird
rock. Barbs out.*
to give her one last adventure fer her birthday.
Hey uh- do you mind a party crasher? ;; Ah wanted
09:09:34 PM<noenvy>
not at all. Just be careful Rose; I don't have any railings for the
cliff.
*TRANSLATION: SHE WAS BITCHING ABOUT STAYING AT SETH'S CASTLE AND I'M NOT LETTING HER STAY AT THE HOUSE OVERNIGHT BY HERSELF WITH HECTOR*
HI AUNTIE TESS- .v.
.v. escu me lady do you know who yer talkin to
.v. I--
.v. Daddy can you put me down.
PCHOO SELF RP ACTIONS*
...OH. Uh- *he goes to grab her and set her down
09:10:51 PM<noenvy>
*oh god I'm going to be a terrible mom I'm going to put this
thing growing inside of me up for adoption
;;;;*
.v. thanks- I-- am ALWAYS careful.
.v. *waddles right up to Tess's bed, giving a firm
finger wag*
09:11:39 PM<noenvy>
anyway.
|Da ; sorry about that, hun. I just figured I would warn you
.v. Well, that's okay I guess.
Also sorry in advance if ah say somethin' juvenile or
otherwise uncalled fer
09:13:16 PM<noenvy>
* oh man if I keep this kid is he going to always get mad at me, too? UGRHGHG so self conscious around kids.* what- no. No you're both fine. You got a pony?
*HE HAS A PACK OF SORTS WITH HIM. He unequips it, reaching to pull a small sleeping bag-like contraption out of it. One of those kid ones ok. She'll be out soon, despite her grandiose endeavor to "stay up all night"*
.v. Yeah she's really nice and her name is Flower.
CAVE ANYWAY
.v. SO WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO ALL DAY IN THIS BIG
09:15:39 PM<noenvy>
Oh. I read, most of the time.
09:15:54 PM<noenvy>
...sometimes I write. That's why I gave you a big journal.
09:16:35 PM<noenvy>
and those pens are special, if you want me to show you how to use them. *RHRHRRHRHGHGH I need to start figuring out how to kids right? <:( ;;*
present I could have ever getted ya know.
Yeah I loved that big journal- it's almost the best
09:17:15 PM<noenvy>
<|Da well I understand that a pony is hard to top.
I REALLY, REALLY wanted a baby stister but a pony
will have to do the trick!
*child*
09:17:27 PM<noenvy>
<|Da
*pchoo he's straightening this out on the floor.* Oh
yeah that was th' big heartbreak of the day.
BUT DAAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYY
OBLIVIOUS*
it worked out in th' end though *SIGH TOTALLY
Yeah maybe next year
09:18:53 PM<noenvy>
<|Da ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
09:19:06 PM<noenvy>
*HAHAHA
YEAH IT'LL BE HERE BY NEXT YEAR I
GUESS*
09:19:35 PM<noenvy>
here.*
*oh god suddenly feel sick 8( ;; she just- gets really quiet up
.... Oh!!
I did NOT get to tell you about the
BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THEM ALL
Tess a look. He's concerned ok*
......
*CAUSE ITS' A SAYFPLZ DAY. He gives
Hey Rosie-
09:20:28 PM<noenvy>
8( oh yeah what is it honey
Why don't you come lay down with Daddy. Give
Auntie Tess some space.
TESS MY GREATEST SURPRISE EVER .v.
DADDY RUDE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL AUNTIE
09:22:38 PM<noenvy>
8( ;;; uh- no she's fine.
*GOES TO CLIMB ON THE BED cause Auntie Tess said it was ok* .v. well it's a big shocker so yer in fer a treat NO ME
09:25:03 PM<noenvy>
<:J oh yeah? *okay just- relax. Her tail shifts the rock to the otherside of the bed, thorns still digging into it.*
*she crawls over to sit in Auntie Tess's lap because
she has to be the cutest and littlest THIS WAS ALMOST HIRO AGAIN* friend Coby
so me and my best
:iconheplz We maked some wishes ya know
OW
09:26:21 PM<noenvy>
oh sorry must have gotten you with a barb 8( *OH GOD HOW DO I LITTLE KIDS RHRHRHRHGHGGHGGJGGJFFF she lets Rose sit there*
<|C *Tess really likes her space;;* Hey uh-
I'M NOT FINISHED, MISTER *SHE WAVES HER HAND AT... HIM... AS IF THERE IS A MAGIC WAND IN HER HAND CHILD PLS*
09:27:52 PM<noenvy>
...what'd you wish for? *OH MAN WHAT IF I BARB HER*
against the bed, near the foot of it.*
:x okay okay git on with it. *he's leaned sideways
Well we already know my wish just won't come true. Cause Mommy figured it out and it ruined EVERYTHING! *DRAMATIC ARM MOTIONS*
But I got Flower ya know so it's not so bad
BUT ANYWAY Coby wished fer a baby stister too
AND GUESS WHAT.
09:29:27 PM<noenvy>
<:I ;; *oh god poor Neil I JUST heard about how he used to date Mariya- her heart sinks a touch.* ....yeah?
*child pls we have a hard enough time keeping track of the kids we already have. NOT EXACTLY KEEN ON THE IDEA OF JUST PLUCKING ANOTHER ORPHAN OFF THE SIDE OF THE ROAD cause that worked soooo well for them in the past*
09:29:59 PM<noenvy>
<:I *why do we have to talk about this right now it's making
me think about it*
COBY'S WISH COMED TRUE!
MISS MARI'S GONNA HAVE A BABY PVP *CLAPS IN A GIDDY WAY. She simply cannot contain her excitement*
.... Oh! Is that so.
09:31:45 PM<noenvy>
U-uh; that's... great, Rose. <|Ja ;; *oh man I'm really going to barf URHGGHH her nerves are just- going nuts right now with ROSE RIGHT THERE and jfc Mari's pregnant? /dizzyplz*
09:32:41 PM<noenvy>
... maybe you'll- ;; get one, but not from where... you were
expecting it!
No, cause Miss Mari says when someone finds out yer
wish before it comes true it just doesn't come true anymore!
09:34:08 PM<noenvy>
..........well uh. Maybe it... already.......... came true?;
;;
It sounds a lot better in concept--*
Well uh we'll hafta congratulate them later. *RIGHT?
09:34:18 PM<noenvy>
yeah.
.v. No my Mommy can't have babies after all! And he
didn't get a egg.
09:35:10 PM<noenvy>
*ugh I can't do it. I'm- too selfish to let Rose know, now. She'd tell everyone and I don't WANT everyone to know I don't even-;;*
09:35:37 PM<noenvy>
*she very carefully pets Rose's ponytail.*
....? *he furrows his brow* Rose, we c'n talk about all
this in th' mornin'.
hold it!
But Daddy .v. this is all real excitin' news and I can't
....
.v. MY NEWS, DADDY, I CAN'T HOLD MY NEWS
OH
oh
There was about to be a problem. BUT CLEARLY WE
HAVE AVERTED THIS CRISIbedtime.
09:39:01 PM<noenvy>
well it's uhm. Exciting- ;; glad you had fun, today.
.v. UGH Daddy you just don't understand. *she goes to crawl off the bed, though, into Hiro's lap.* And yes, it was just about the best birthday that any birthday could be.
*KERCHILD'D. He pats her head, giving her a hug. His
attention's on Tess, though.*
Ah know yer excited an' it's been a big day, but try t'git some sh-
KKKXXXXHHHZZZZZZHH
09:42:58 PM<noenvy>
...
09:43:03 PM<noenvy>
u ok
she does that sometimes
09:43:17 09:43:22 09:43:23 09:43:27 09:43:28 09:43:34 09:43:37 09:43:38 09:43:47 09:43:53
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09:44:07 PM<noenvy>
....
;;;; *WHY DID YOU SAY BABY SOB.*
09:44:22 PM<noenvy>
*I'm just going to sit like this.*
.... So.
*he goes to set Rose up in her little baby cot thing Turnish has no idea what they're called. AND GOES TO SIT ON THE BED WITH TESS. Quietly, gauging to see if Rose wakes up to it.*
09:48:36 PM<noenvy>
......
.... how're you doing?
09:48:40 PM<noenvy>
yep .
09:48:42 PM<noenvy>
I just went there.
Wow.
09:49:06 PM<noenvy>
b-baka
misplzes aside....
What's goin' on?
09:50:22 PM<noenvy>
*long pause. Gathering her thoughts.*
09:51:08 PM<noenvy>
*ugh I can't hide this from him forever. I hate thinking about it- because really Hiro's life is complicated and shitty enough.* .....
*he reaches out a hand for hers. He has no idea what's appropriate or not anymore, now that the lines have been blurred. TO PUT IT LIGHTLY.*
09:52:47 PM<noenvy>
*NOEN KEEPS FORGETTING I PLZ FOR HER oh my god.* I-; *ugh if I'm going to tell him I'm not going to be stupid and fucking dramatic about it. Just- fuck that noise.* So.
09:53:29 PM<noenvy>
Sometimes. Apparently. When you're dressing the magic taco
*why*
......
09:54:32 PM<noenvy>
this.*
.... *man I'm trying so hard to think of a funny phrase for
*LOOKS DOWN*
Was ah too rough?;;
09:55:17 PM<noenvy>
No- Hiro. You were-
*IT'S BEEN A FEW WEEKS MAN IF SHE'S STILL
FEELING IT omfg hiro*
09:55:33 PM<noenvy>
*AMUSED SIGH. Ugh okay come on.*
Don't chop off mah sin snake; *WHY DO YOU MAKE ME LOOK THESE THINGS UP SIGH. He's joking of course- apparently dismemberment of the genital nature has become a sort of inside joke with him.*
09:58:06 PM<noenvy>
....sfoasjd ;; no but uh.
*please stick to a plz for me babe I'm going to kill you*
09:58:46 PM<noenvy>
Rose's... wish... did- come true.
Sorry ah'm listenin' now.
*he glances over to
Rose. What is--
..... *give him a minute*
*==> Rose wished for a baby "stister"*
09:59:23 PM<noenvy>
There's a baby taco <:I
*her hand tightens on his... and she brings it to her torso.*
*==> Reggie can't have kiWOAH HAND ON THE STOMACH THAT... JUST ABOUT CUTS THE NUMBER OF THESE POSTS IN HALF*
*LOOKS AT THEIR HANDS*
10:01:06 PM<noenvy>
<:I ;;
wait
so
we....
Made the baby stister?
SISTER
GOD
10:02:31 PM<noenvy>
<:I ..............we made something!
10:02:35 PM<noenvy>
<:I apparently.
wait like--
10:02:50 PM<noenvy>
<:I Bob uh. said I smell different. Like a babytaco different-
there's a little-- who
*Bob, Bob, Bob, why does that sound familiar*
10:03:35 PM<noenvy>
<:I he's a friend of mine. Blind mole guy. He was there when I
evolved.
Oh.
Oh that's right, ah remember! *HE REMEMBERS HE WAS A FRIEND OF TESS'S but not.... about the body oh my fucking god*
*to be fair he never SAW Bob during all of that I don't think- so it doesn't CLICK with him sigh.* So he sniffed out th--
10:05:25 PM<noenvy>
*AND STARTS CRYING OKAY TESS*
.... !! *NO CRYING FUUUU DID I BREAK IT*
10:05:50 PM<noenvy>
*on his shoulder. It's not loud or obnoxious, she's
just. Stressed.*
*he goes to hug her.* Hey- hey what's wrong?
10:06:56 PM<noenvy>
*NEEDS TO CRY A LITTLE LONGER*
10:07:30 PM<noenvy>
me to-
I- Hiro I'm p-pregnant- and I- no one's going to want
*OH WOAH THE P WORD WOAH HOLD UP*
10:08:31 PM<noenvy>
*THOUGHT THAT MIGHT HELP*
*He almost thinks it's a joke at first- after SIX YEARS OF BEING WITH A DUDE LOL;; he's used to teasing Reggie about it. But now it's... apparently a thing that can haFUCK TESS IS A GIRL*
10:09:43 PM<noenvy>
I don't know what to do;
Like
with a baby....?
10:10:08 PM<noenvy>
*BITES BACK THE URGE TO SAY "NO. WITH A FISH."*
10:10:26 PM<noenvy>
*jfc Hiro* ...yes.
10:11:07 PM<noenvy>
with... your baby.
.......................
*he's had dreams about this before. He never paid much attention to what they did next, which might come in handy by now!*
*but...*
*they were always so happy. He wonders for a second if he should pinch himself, or do whatever it is that people do to snap themselves out of dreams.*
that's left of his family is right here--*
*he hugs her tighter. This isn't a dream. Everything
10:13:54 PM<noenvy>
*buh hugged.*
*but more immediately, Tess is upset. He comes back
to the present.* So uh.
10:14:57 PM<noenvy>
*Hiro always said he wished he could have had a natural kid. Rrrrffghghff. I just wish the circumstances were better.* ...yeah?
*He leans his head on hers. If he were more mentally stable and with it he'd be thinking about what exactly this means, for the whole family. What he needs to tell Reggie, if Reggie ever even comes back.*
10:21:12 PM<noenvy>
....yeah. For real. *and being so sleepy and wanting to eat all the fucking rocks has been starting to set in, too. So. Lol.*
*he wants his damn fantasies- he WANTS to be happy. He WANTS some good news, any good news! It's what he's been waiting for all week. Good thing he decided to wait on that decision.*
10:23:19 PM<noenvy>
about what you just asked*
you're not like- mad about this. Are you? *Tess think
sounds like
Why would ah be mad this is sort of a dream come-- wow that
10:24:18 PM<noenvy>
*wait WHAT*
How do you feel about this...?
10:26:44 PM<noenvy>
I'm- ;; *she looks down.* .... *bawww;; dream come true? Her stomach twists nervously.* Really kinda scared. <I I dunno what anyone's gonna think and- *god poor Brandon. Just... poor Brandon. What about dad? This- RHRHGHG yeah she's not able to punch away reality. It's been swallowing her alive the entire time she's known.*
....... *scared? Yeah, it's probably going to be... goddammit reality, you're sort of a huge boner kill*
10:29:18 PM<noenvy>
*yeaaaaaaaaaaah.*
10:29:26 PM<noenvy>
...
10:29:29 PM<noenvy>
*but you know what?*
*HE GOES TO KISS HER FOREHEAD CAUSE
GODDAMN HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO*
10:31:16 PM<noenvy>
*baw Hiro. She hugs him. Man he could go on and on about how much this is going to suck. But hey.* ....you want to pretend for a night? Just that- the drama doesn't exist. *because fuck I could use an escape about now, too.*
....
...... Whatever makes y'happy.
10:36:37 PM<noenvy>
s'something I think we could both use right now. Really.
10:36:46 PM<noenvy>
*ACTUALLY HER MIND TOTALLY ISN'T ON SEXYSTUFF LOL*
10:37:03 PM<noenvy>
*just... maybe if THEY can be okay with it it'll be easier to flip
other people off.*
*LOL HIS EITHER oddly enough.*
10:37:09 PM<noenvy>
*I can just... let it go.*
right here.
*buuhh he reaches a hand up for her hair* Yeah. 'm
10:43:02 PM<noenvy>
*buh. She just relaxes. AND ALMOST OPENS HER MOUTH TO ASK IF THEY CAN LIKE. HIDE IT FOR A BIT. But that would be acknowledging the drama |D;; but you know what WHATEVER Hiro's life has been so shitty, he could use one night to pretend like shit doesn't suck :( ;;*
10:43:20 PM<noenvy>
so you think it'll be a fakemon *why*
think what'll be a--
.... OH
Yeah we could like
shit what would it even be
10:45:10 PM<noenvy>
ferroaus
like normal and steel or some shit like that- then YES
10:45:16 PM<noenvy>
tauthorn
it'll be like
10:45:33 PM<noenvy>
spike covered bull with tail whips
jfIDUASDFHADSF god ow
its ability is "pisses on couches and goes to jail fer it"
point
10:46:11 PM<noenvy>
DSDHUDS
10:46:23 PM<noenvy>
oh man that's the worst.
lie down on the bed, looking up at her*
oh man did ah ever tell you about that? *he goes to
10:48:08 PM<noenvy>
*she peers down at him, yawning.* You did not.
Yeah shit was cray- it was another event ah think
*nooooo*
One of those things way back b'fore the war where our bodies would git all fucked up fer a week or whatever *NNNNNOOOOO*
10:49:17 PM<noenvy>
.... :( ;; if we're in dresca will that start happening again *no*
man ah hope not we're all kinda war'd out
can't we just retire these silly shenanigans
BUT ANYWAY
so like ah don't really remember this all that well but
Seth died an' like
made like this really weird steel goat thing
he reincarnated into mah body or somethin'-- an' we
10:51:16 PM<noenvy>
...awkward.
like we had metal ram horns it was cray
10:52:34 PM<noenvy>
that's... really crazy.
10:52:41 PM<noenvy>
wait lemme see if-
10:52:51 PM<noenvy>
*STICKS BARBS OUT OF HER HEAD.* >8|
10:53:03 PM<noenvy>
>8| ARE THEY HORNS *no it looks ridiculous*
Then we got int--
10:53:47 PM<noenvy>
>8| *and aren't horns so much as a bunch of barbs sticking
out of her hair*
that is like
one killerass case of dandruff
should come with a fuckin' label
the hell kind of shampoo do you use
10:54:50 PM<noenvy>
>8| no they are my badass goat horns
sad0fijhasdifalsdiuhasdfuiaghasdg
"warning may cause spikes of death-
nuhhhh they were all- *he gestures with his hands*
curled back like a mountain goat
and shiny
10:55:34 PM<noenvy>
>8| ok
10:55:40 PM<noenvy>
>8| nnghhhhrrahahhhggggjgjgnng
oh god no don't please
don't hurt yerself
10:55:57 PM<noenvy>
>8| *THEY ONLY GROW A BIT MORE LOL it. nothing changes
much.*
*SQUINTS*
it's perfect
10:56:55 PM<noenvy>
>8| yesssss
memories of mah life
it is like a goddamn mirror into the last sixyearsago
10:57:27 PM<noenvy>
>8| glad to help.
10:58:04 PM<noenvy>
*she relaxes and the barbs retract.* and then?
ah hope the baby comes out exactly like that
just like
fer real
10:59:18 PM<noenvy>
I don't hope so because uh ow
.......... oh right
10:59:27 PM<noenvy>
placenta don't fail me
well maybe they'idjfasuiasd9og;hasdgadnfjiga sg8a;p
sd9g8f9go8ih;dfgsfdg
Coby or some shit ah dunno
they'll pull it out of you like what ah think they did to
like
yer stomach not yer canker blossom
11:01:37 PM<noenvy>
dskjdsklfjlfjdkljfakladsjfoifjaoasjpfoiasdjpf
11:01:50 PM<noenvy>
maybe. *honestly that sounds terrifying, too
11:02:32 PM<noenvy>
but if we go by Coby logic
11:02:42 PM<noenvy>
we'll get another- *peers over at Rose.*
11:02:51 PM<noenvy>
maybe she'll get a miniRose.
....... *man, this is a real thing that is really gonna
happen, isn't it?*
cobylogic what
*... OH WAIT YEAH* OH
Yeah Seth is a Ferrothorn an' Mari's a Weavile--
11:06:17 PM<noenvy>
mmn. *sob Neil*
an' they had a Cacnea
.......
Tess ah have no idea what's gonna come out of you
11:07:23 PM<noenvy>
fruit and bull have sex
11:07:26 PM<noenvy>
deer comes out???
.... oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah huh
*he props himself up on his elbow to look over at Rose, too. KER LEANING ON YOU TESS. Right now is so perfect; it's going to be awful when it's inevitably ruined.*
11:09:53 PM<noenvy>
*haaahaha yeah but fuck the po, we can have a selfish quiet
moment.*
*right now, Locke and Renae aren't out in the middle of nowhere, perfectly happy runaways. Reggie isn't hosting dittos in his body.*
11:10:17 PM<noenvy>
*buh leaned. she runs her fingers through his hair.*
*Seth is home, just sleeping. Right now it's him and his fanfictions OH MY GOD THESE FANTASIES AREN'T CANON*
So uh
*he yawns a bit wow what a day.* Ah never finished tellin' you what ah was gonna... tell you at th' party.
11:12:51 PM<noenvy>
*she gives him a blank look. He was gonna tell me something at the party? THINKING OF ROSE'S PARTY LOL*
Muh. *he tries to tug her down for snuggles I GUESS
HE'S BEING SELFISH RIGHT NOW*
11:17:25 PM<noenvy>
*TUGGED DOWN. Well she's not energetic enough to fight it, not that she'd want to. >> She curls up against him.* yeah?
So this was.... b'fore or after that Rhyperior guy, ah
don't remember.
11:20:23 PM<noenvy>
*wh- oh. OHHH. Oh- oh that. Her heart goes to her throat.*
*HEAVY BLINKING. He rests his lips on her forehead. It's not an affair if your husband's dead, right?-- he doesn't dwell on that thought long. The marriage was over long before death did us part.*
Some blind asshole said some shit- ah don't remember what he said. Cause it was stupid anyway.
So as ah was SAYIN'...
11:23:10 PM<noenvy>
*haahaha. He made fun of my eyes.*
11:23:17 PM<noenvy>
*remembers that very pointedly.*
*part of it is how tired he is, and part of it is the euphoria of the moment; getting caught up in their little fantasy world. The promised break from reality, no matter how brief, suspends his inhibitions.* "Ah think yer REAL pretty."
11:25:24 PM<noenvy>
.... *her eyes well up. Man that feels... so long ago. We were so young. Things were so much less complicated.*
*his foot kicks around idly, eventually finding hers.* then ah was gonna say somethin' about you bein' mah date to that party
And ask if you liked me back.
... now that ah think about it it's sorta moot after
all
this
no wait
hey Tess
11:28:00 PM<noenvy>
.... <J a little but... it's... still really sweet. *I would've appreciated a little honesty. Maybe I could have had what I want all along. I just.. kept my mouth shut.* mmmn?
do you like-me-like-me
11:29:21 PM<noenvy>
oh wow that is
11:29:29 PM<noenvy>
a super serious as shit question hiro
11:30:02 PM<noenvy>
>///Y
you like-me-like.... wow shit that's confusin'
ah'll tell you if ah like-you-like-you if you tell me if
11:30:41 PM<noenvy>
*but she breaks into a wide grin.*
I likeyou- likeyou.
well what a coinkydink
*he goes to hug her closer* 'love you too. *and tonight in our little fantasy world, there are no bad repercussions of feeling this way for someone who isn't your spouse*
11:36:13 PM<noenvy>
*buahhhh QAQ* speaking of dreams come true. *YEP IT'S
FANTASY LAND TIME.*
he's everything Tess deserves to have.*
.... *THEY'VE EARNED IT. For tonight, he'll believe
11:40:01 PM<noenvy>
I never stopped likinglikingyou. <:J
Man, then ah am the dumbest of asses. Sorry there
was sort of....
like
really dumb.
eight year lag on the reciprocation- shit, ah am really,
11:42:52 PM<noenvy>
s'ok. Tonight, that was never the case. Alright?
11:43:21 PM<noenvy>
*and leans her head on his. Muh. I could get used to this. I can't fight wanting this to be every night of my life. Sap.*
Deal. Ah never fell asleep either. *though he could stand a nap right now. He could ALSO GET USED TO THIS LOL. He can't remember the last time he felt so safe and sound and just.... at peace, really. Outside of Tess.*
*definitely not since he's been back.... never in Sinnoh.... before that? There was the Siege. Couldn't let your guard down for a moment.*
*yep. Leaving the army boots at the door; as far as
he's concerned, he's fucking earned this.*
11:48:20 PM<noenvy>
*ACE CAN SUCK MY DICK this is perfect. And really, what she's always wanted all along. She goes to land a kiss on Hiro's temple.*
*so today wasn't all bad. In fact, it's been the best day in weeks. He keeps his eyes closed, hoping that whatever THIS IS doesn't end. Knowing that it will, of course, but hey. Tonight, it doesn't end.*
11:54:18 PM<noenvy>
*Yep. Tonight there's no drama. They can pretend.*

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08:58:19 PM<noenvy>

I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU GOT ME A REAL LIFE PONY

THE GROUND 'v' *she clings around his head.*

IT'S TRUE MISS SENSEI PUSHED IT RIGHT OUTTA

*actually one of her tails are wrapped tight around a weird

rock. Barbs out.*

to give her one last adventure fer her birthday.

Hey uh- do you mind a party crasher? ;; Ah wanted

HI AUNTIE TESS- .v.

.v. escu me lady do you know who yer talkin to

.v. Daddy can you put me down.

PCHOO SELF RP ACTIONS*

thing growing inside of me up for adoption

.v. thanks- I-- am ALWAYS careful.

.v. *waddles right up to Tess's bed, giving a firm

.v. Well, that's okay I guess.

Also sorry in advance if ah say somethin' juvenile or

otherwise uncalled fer

.v. Yeah she's really nice and her name is Flower.

.v. SO WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO ALL DAY IN THIS BIG

Oh. I read, most of the time.

...sometimes I write. That's why I gave you a big journal.

present I could have ever getted ya know.

Yeah I loved that big journal- it's almost the best

<|Da well I understand that a pony is hard to top.

I REALLY, REALLY wanted a baby stister but a pony

will have to do the trick!

*pchoo he's straightening this out on the floor.* Oh

yeah that was th' big heartbreak of the day.

it worked out in th' end though *SIGH TOTALLY

Yeah maybe next year

YEAH IT'LL BE HERE BY NEXT YEAR I

I did NOT get to tell you about the

BIGGEST SURPRISE OF THEM ALL

Tess a look. He's concerned ok*

*CAUSE ITS' A SAYFPLZ DAY. He gives

8( oh yeah what is it honey

Why don't you come lay down with Daddy. Give

Auntie Tess some space.

TESS MY GREATEST SURPRISE EVER .v.

DADDY RUDE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL AUNTIE

8( ;;; uh- no she's fine.

*she crawls over to sit in Auntie Tess's lap because

:iconheplz We maked some wishes ya know

<|C *Tess really likes her space;;* Hey uh-

...what'd you wish for? *OH MAN WHAT IF I BARB HER*

against the bed, near the foot of it.*

:x okay okay git on with it. *he's leaned sideways

But I got Flower ya know so it's not so bad

BUT ANYWAY Coby wished fer a baby stister too

AND GUESS WHAT.

me think about it*

COBY'S WISH COMED TRUE!

.... Oh! Is that so.

wish before it comes true it just doesn't come true anymore!

..........well uh. Maybe it... already.......... came true?;

It sounds a lot better in concept--*

Well uh we'll hafta congratulate them later. *RIGHT?

.v. No my Mommy can't have babies after all! And he

THE GROUND 'v' she clings around his head.

pchoo he's straightening this out on the floor. Oh

<|C Tess really likes her space;; Hey uh-

...what'd you wish for? OH MAN WHAT IF I BARB HER

she very carefully pets Rose's ponytail.

;;;; WHY DID YOU SAY BABY SOB.

I'm just going to sit like this.

long pause. Gathering her thoughts.

AMUSED SIGH. Ugh okay come on.

please stick to a plz for me babe I'm going to kill you

..... give him a minute

==> Rose wished for a baby "stister"

her hand tightens on his... and she brings it to her torso.

LOOKS AT THEIR HANDS

Bob, Bob, Bob, why does that sound familiar

AND STARTS CRYING OKAY TESS

.... !! NO CRYING FUUUU DID I BREAK IT

he goes to hug her. Hey- hey what's wrong?

NEEDS TO CRY A LITTLE LONGER

OH WOAH THE P WORD WOAH HOLD UP

THOUGHT THAT MIGHT HELP

BITES BACK THE URGE TO SAY "NO. WITH A FISH."

jfc Hiro ...yes.

but you know what?

ACTUALLY HER MIND TOTALLY ISN'T ON SEXYSTUFF LOL

LOL HIS EITHER oddly enough.

I can just... let it go.

buuhh he reaches a hand up for her hair Yeah. 'm

so you think it'll be a fakemon why